What if Phantom Blood starred Jotaro

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  • @CinanzonRoll
    @CinanzonRoll 4 года назад +33600

    How cute, Jotaro calling "Iggy" annoying, but still caring about him enough to pummel Dio into the shadow realm.

    • @idweebs2976
      @idweebs2976 4 года назад +392

      That's weird, but idk i still laughing

    • @bucciaratifroyo9441
      @bucciaratifroyo9441 4 года назад +228

      Wiibu Sholeh it’s not weird it’s amazing

    • @idweebs2976
      @idweebs2976 4 года назад +153

      @@bucciaratifroyo9441 lol, why i still laughingg while jotaro say IGGUYI DUAZE HORA ORAAA.

    • @bucciaratifroyo9441
      @bucciaratifroyo9441 4 года назад +17

      Wiibu Sholeh 😂

    • @Hujairan16
      @Hujairan16 4 года назад +6

      Lol

  • @coopermountjoy8931
    @coopermountjoy8931 4 года назад +27064

    Episode 1: Dio arrives
    Episode 2: Dios funeral

    • @ezequielgonzalez6010
      @ezequielgonzalez6010 4 года назад +858

      He deserved it

    • @micharosa6201
      @micharosa6201 4 года назад +353

      Why do i have Shrek funeral video in my head?

    • @masalano
      @masalano 4 года назад +150

      @@micharosa6201 i got the dancing coffin theme me...

    • @tiensc6572
      @tiensc6572 4 года назад +174

      No it's Episode 1: Dio arrives - first 5 minutes of the episode - here lies dio, he got pummeled by Star Platinum's ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA ORA

    • @vivianyerrow
      @vivianyerrow 4 года назад +25

      Wanna like but the devil awaits me.....

  • @harry3226
    @harry3226 2 года назад +3428

    Dio’s accent is so strong when he said “Jotaro” his voice evolved over 120 years

  • @nightblade3709
    @nightblade3709 2 года назад +5091

    The best part is, even with Dio being a kid at this point in time, this is still 100% in character for Jotaro

    • @theamazingnobody1082
      @theamazingnobody1082 2 года назад +265

      Jotaro believes in equality

    • @seifhammuri1918
      @seifhammuri1918 2 года назад +360

      Jotaro was also technically a kid cause he’s 17 so by definition and law they were both kids

    • @jamalquantaviousjunior6945
      @jamalquantaviousjunior6945 2 года назад +192

      Dio was 15 and Jotaro was 17 so it’s not a problem

    • @rumi1970dg
      @rumi1970dg 2 года назад +171

      My man jotaro doesn't care about age, gender, if ur disabled or if ur a freaking animal. If he wanna throw a punch, u best believe he will😭😭😭

    • @saidi7975
      @saidi7975 Год назад +23

      Actually, Dio was about 12 or 13, he is only a year older than Jonathan.

  • @anamericangrizzlybear8315
    @anamericangrizzlybear8315 4 года назад +10109

    And thus, Dio learned his place and phantom blood ended right there.
    -Dio Brando [Retired]

    • @justsomeguywithachingoatee4858
      @justsomeguywithachingoatee4858 4 года назад +456

      more like
      -Dio Brando [Died]

    • @potaalo
      @potaalo 4 года назад +382

      -DIO [Utterly defeated, dead]

    • @flameyboy4184
      @flameyboy4184 4 года назад +226

      Dio Brando [punched out of existence, gone]

    • @AFKMeister
      @AFKMeister 4 года назад +217

      Dio Brando [Eventually stopped thinking]

    • @Paulo-mg3be
      @Paulo-mg3be 4 года назад +91

      also Jotaro : *Go to jail*

  • @berserkerchannel6238
    @berserkerchannel6238 4 года назад +11673

    Dio Kicks Iggy
    Jotaro goes John Wick mode

    • @rosmanismail8715
      @rosmanismail8715 4 года назад +215

      Dio *kick* Iggy
      Jotaro Goes "You Pissed Me" Mode

    • @genetakavic8526
      @genetakavic8526 4 года назад +92

      Dio killed iggy
      Jotaro goes "You fucking bitch" mode

    • @thebozo26
      @thebozo26 4 года назад +35

      Dio does all of the above
      Dio: Mafia Boss Level 300

    • @The_Bubba_of_the_Basement
      @The_Bubba_of_the_Basement 4 года назад +9

      All he needs is a towel or a pencil

    • @rosmanismail8715
      @rosmanismail8715 4 года назад +25

      @@The_Bubba_of_the_Basement Nah, All He Need is His OP Move...
      *STAR FINGER!*

  • @meme_lover.69
    @meme_lover.69 2 года назад +714

    i like how it turned from daytime to nighttime within seconds of Jotaro getting angry, dude is certainly built different

    • @trashmann1081
      @trashmann1081 Год назад +27

      STAR PLATINUM: MADE IN HEAVEN!!!!

    • @user-if8sw6vp6m
      @user-if8sw6vp6m Год назад +6

      @@trashmann1081 star platinum: under hell

    • @NickyYey
      @NickyYey 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@trashmann1081im crucified

    • @TheDragonCat99
      @TheDragonCat99 2 месяца назад

      Nah, he was just punching that long but the editors had to cut it to fit the time slot

  • @zfitness2005
    @zfitness2005 Год назад +187

    This takes “Dio won’t even know what hit him” to a different level

  • @saidi7975
    @saidi7975 4 года назад +6292

    Jotaro says "what an annoying dog" but I'm sure he takes great care of him !

  • @MrYareyare
    @MrYareyare 4 года назад +3137

    “Jojo! Why did you punch a new part of the family, you are grounded!”
    “He kicked my annoying iggy, Don’t tell me what to do gigi, yare yare”

  • @simochiothereal4382
    @simochiothereal4382 2 года назад +160

    Dio: jumps out and reveals his dramatic pose, and as he looks up sees Jotaro
    Also Dio: Jumps back into the cart

  • @bitebackbunny
    @bitebackbunny Год назад +103

    End of Phantom Blood
    Jonathan: *lovingly cradles Dio* you may have committed several murders and literally ruined my life but I think we’re still friends
    ~With Jotaro~
    Jotaro: *repeatedly curbstomping Dio into a pulp*

  • @Kobekola
    @Kobekola 4 года назад +27274

    Jonathan: "He doesnt bite"
    Jotaro: "he doesnt bite *too hard"*
    Lol

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +6498

    If Phantom Blood starred Jotaro, the carriage would've never fallen off the cliff.

    • @ShotoTodoroki-jj6kr
      @ShotoTodoroki-jj6kr 4 года назад +334

      Yeah, I wonder what Jotaro would be like as a baby, though.

    • @yuyulee4213
      @yuyulee4213 4 года назад +53

      You again wtf

    • @vodka2.045
      @vodka2.045 4 года назад +22

      Ok.

    • @parry3439
      @parry3439 4 года назад +244

      @@ShotoTodoroki-jj6kr legends say Jotaro had a twin... but then had to fight over holly's milk. well you know what happened next

    • @ShotoTodoroki-jj6kr
      @ShotoTodoroki-jj6kr 4 года назад +34

      Parry Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora Ora aaa!!!!

  • @TheiTzCynical
    @TheiTzCynical Год назад +35

    Jotaro: *adjusts hat* "Almost lost my cool there."

  • @crunchycay9988
    @crunchycay9988 2 года назад +41

    Johnathen:he doesn't bite
    Joturo:He doesn't bite he aims

  • @InfinitumX889
    @InfinitumX889 4 года назад +4164

    0:31 Click for instant puberty

  • @navneeth1025
    @navneeth1025 4 года назад +3269

    Jotaro so manly, Dio's Balls dropped when he merely said his name

  • @Chronocephalic
    @Chronocephalic Год назад +42

    Lets be real here, in the start of part 1 Dio was a regular teenage human, so just one single punch from Star Platinum would obliterate his whole entire body into mushy SPAM.

  • @0aaro
    @0aaro Год назад +24

    Young jotaro: super muscular
    Old jotaro: forgot to eat

  • @attraente4983
    @attraente4983 4 года назад +5223

    alternative title: Phantom Blood but it ends in a minute

  • @camjones1272
    @camjones1272 4 года назад +6643

    We’re gonna ignore the fact the dio got hit so hard he flew from *England* in the 1800’s to *Pakistan* in the 1980’s to crash into a wall.

    • @mightyloa5704
      @mightyloa5704 4 года назад +93

      It's Britain bro

    • @camjones1272
      @camjones1272 4 года назад +46

      Lord Dio I changed it-

    • @caustic5131
      @caustic5131 4 года назад +164

      @Lord Dio the secret to destroy the Joestars is...
      You feel for it fool THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK WITH GERMAN SCIENCE!

    • @harnanmylvaganam6311
      @harnanmylvaganam6311 4 года назад +13

      Lord Dio also Steely Dan was beat up in Pakistan not Egypt

    • @AJOlaks
      @AJOlaks 4 года назад +3

      Yes

  • @skizzler1232
    @skizzler1232 2 года назад +60

    I like this idea. So it was jotaro who ended up ascending to heaven and star platinum goes back in time in his history to see the first JoJo and he actually speaks with jonathan and Jonathan comes to tears seeing his descendant and knowing that his will wasn't destroyed.

  • @jptheking7200
    @jptheking7200 Год назад +21

    The way you just put a picture of Dio over steely Dan had me dying on the inside

  • @zidanarfanazizy2433
    @zidanarfanazizy2433 3 года назад +15294

    And the best part is Dio doesn't know what punches him

  • @anveshnarayan9233
    @anveshnarayan9233 9 месяцев назад +8

    "Don't worry he doesn't bite too hard" peak jotaro

  • @SEIREIII
    @SEIREIII Год назад +17

    Джоторо настолько крутой, что даже субтитры закрыл своим телом.

  • @magentapurpleyap5566
    @magentapurpleyap5566 3 года назад +9321

    Dio: *jumps out the carriage*
    Jotaro:
    Dio: Sorry wrong house, have a nice day.

    • @BountyHunter20.23
      @BountyHunter20.23 3 года назад +239

      TAXI!!!!! BRING ME OUT OF HERE!!!! FAST!!!! WHAT ARE YOU WAITING?!?!

    • @yucatancallejero
      @yucatancallejero 3 года назад +96

      Jotaro: 0:52

    • @azmipelam8895
      @azmipelam8895 2 года назад +25

      the end

    • @xdarin_
      @xdarin_ 2 года назад +86

      "You're Jonathan Joestar, right?"
      "Jotaro Kujo."
      "fuck wrong house- i mean... I must have mistaken the houses, have a n-"
      "0:52"

    • @maryanncoleta6141
      @maryanncoleta6141 2 года назад +8

      Wrong street?

  • @lucascampelo1973
    @lucascampelo1973 3 года назад +5839

    Episode 1: Dio the Invader
    Episode 2: The Pillar Man

    • @CrabsAndMobile
      @CrabsAndMobile 3 года назад +300

      Episode 3: Pillarmen rules the world

    • @teddyawesome5197
      @teddyawesome5197 3 года назад +135

      Episode 2 would be New York Jojo

    • @namelessweeb7673
      @namelessweeb7673 3 года назад +20

      Best one

    • @dyrroth311
      @dyrroth311 3 года назад +215

      Episode 3: Jolyne's Birth
      Episode 4: Jotaro buying milk

    • @GammaFZ
      @GammaFZ 3 года назад +32

      the pillar men wouldn’t have happened without the dio vampire thing happening

  • @sop4r572
    @sop4r572 2 года назад +12

    I couldn’t politely get rid of you in a gentle fashion, Dio Brando!
    -Jonathan Kujo

  • @fishygameryt4948
    @fishygameryt4948 Год назад +13

    I just love when you just flipped the image of dio when he was getting barraged. That was gold 😂😂

  • @Dennis_Maybe
    @Dennis_Maybe 3 года назад +23879

    Episode 1: Dio' s Death
    Episode 2: Jotaro living his life normally
    Episode 3: Jotaro living his life normally
    Episode 4: Jotaro living his life normally
    Episode 5: Jotaro living his life normally
    Episode 6: Jotaro living his life normally
    Episode 7: Jotaro living his life normally
    Episode 8: Jotaro living his life normally
    Episode 9: Jotaro living his life normally but its the last episode of part 1

  • @vaquero2322
    @vaquero2322 4 года назад +5817

    In England: buff, Japanese 17 year old uses his imaginary friend to beat up his 12 year old, English step brother for judo kicking the dog
    Yep, that’s Jojo’s Bizarre Adventure
    for you

    • @Outpacing
      @Outpacing 4 года назад +134

      not to mention he can beat him up even without his stand

    • @sledgehammex
      @sledgehammex 4 года назад +59

      Dunno man... Sounds kinda.. *bizarre*

    • @docsanducezar
      @docsanducezar 4 года назад +16

      English step brother has vaguely Italian name, could be an enemy stand user...

    • @cherryyy594
      @cherryyy594 4 года назад +43

      @@dixelz2201 What kind of Porno do you watch that has 17 year old and 12 year old in the title

    • @maxedgaming_xc6839
      @maxedgaming_xc6839 4 года назад +10

      Teddy Tami dangggg why u do him like that

  • @Omnipotentkami
    @Omnipotentkami Год назад +14

    Lesson is; Don't be a gentleman to everyone. Violence is Ora.
    Now it's just JoJo's Normal Adventures.

  • @zaheer6314
    @zaheer6314 2 года назад +14

    Even if jotaro wouldn't have his stand, his punches would be enough to end the season in one episode lol

  • @corvo_und6
    @corvo_und6 4 года назад +4793

    Dio: *jump of the Carriage
    *See Jotaro
    Also Dio: _immediatly go back to the carriage_

    • @Greywander87
      @Greywander87 3 года назад +131

      I want to see someone do an edit of this. Literally just reverse the clip of him jumping out, and might as well reverse the briefcase falling out, and the carriage riding up.

    • @copiomemo9629
      @copiomemo9629 3 года назад +4

      Até aqui bro?

    • @ultrapowaspltuuu5005
      @ultrapowaspltuuu5005 3 года назад +65

      @@Greywander87i want to see:
      Dio: *Comes out carriage*
      Jotaro: *Stares at dio MENACINGLY*
      Dio: Alright I'ma head out
      Also dio: *Reverses the scene when he came out*

    • @regularquinyon4065
      @regularquinyon4065 3 года назад +1

      Hm...☺

    • @freeze_electric
      @freeze_electric 3 года назад +2

      LMAOOOOOOO

  • @azazel9412
    @azazel9412 4 года назад +4468

    Episode 1 : Dio, The Invader
    Episode 2 : Dio, The Deadman.

    • @friendly7724
      @friendly7724 3 года назад +31

      Nope, Episode 1 part 1:Dio the invader
      Part 2: You know

    • @soulfex
      @soulfex 3 года назад +26

      Strange how u think we even need a episode 2

    • @azazel9412
      @azazel9412 3 года назад +3

      @@soulfex Well Spoiler?. I Think

    • @azazel9412
      @azazel9412 3 года назад +2

      @@friendly7724Yeah. What ever -_-

    • @yeetthechild3148
      @yeetthechild3148 3 года назад +10

      Episode 1: Dio’s death
      Episode 2: there isn’t one

  • @failsafethehistorynerd
    @failsafethehistorynerd 2 года назад +5

    Jotaro punched him beyond retirement.

  • @mavijaredvalera4194
    @mavijaredvalera4194 2 года назад +8

    Dio: who is this old man?
    Jotaro: we're just the same age.

  • @theulmitter5725
    @theulmitter5725 4 года назад +1264

    "Jotaro? Where's our guest?"
    "Oh, he cancelled because he died"

  • @tenderandmoist5011
    @tenderandmoist5011 2 года назад +5187

    I just imagine George's constantly disapointed because his son is an edgy punk instead of a gentlemen

    • @zoren7299
      @zoren7299 2 года назад +700

      Jotaro would be like: "Old man, you're annoying"

    • @umbrella1188
      @umbrella1188 2 года назад +197

      @@zoren7299 "old old man"

    • @coldman112
      @coldman112 2 года назад +35

      Gentleman.

    • @R3Dtaine
      @R3Dtaine 2 года назад +59

      Bold of him to assume that Jotaro is a gentleman 😂

    • @lmaoocolors9825
      @lmaoocolors9825 2 года назад +78

      George would listen to jotaro lol

  • @despacito_spajder953
    @despacito_spajder953 2 года назад +2

    dude that was amazing
    props for the best editing

  • @Angry_Farmerz
    @Angry_Farmerz Год назад +3

    jotaro got so mad he turned it to nighttime for a second

  • @polish_idiot5430
    @polish_idiot5430 4 года назад +2148

    I bet that George Joestar sees...
    Dio that is just casually dancing in the air in front of the mansion while also bleeding

    • @thekingBruuuh
      @thekingBruuuh 4 года назад +52

      LMFAO

    • @Anphyx
      @Anphyx 4 года назад +111

      and Jotaro standing there be like: *insert mike botowski meme*

    • @kujojotaro8937
      @kujojotaro8937 4 года назад +53

      "Boys will be boys"

    • @oleanderkazzy_
      @oleanderkazzy_ 4 года назад +56

      @@kujojotaro8937 "Jotaro! Dio! I know boys will be boys but WHAT ON BLOODY HELL WAS THAT?!"

    • @Gabsboy123
      @Gabsboy123 4 года назад +53

      Jotaro will tell George to fuck off, and then packs out taking half of the family fortune

  • @xBumbleBub
    @xBumbleBub 2 года назад +1

    Love the edits man keep it up

  • @sayanChakraborty106
    @sayanChakraborty106 2 года назад +2

    Jojotastic Editing.
    U just won my heart pal 😄

  • @spencerbowden2979
    @spencerbowden2979 4 года назад +3670

    Would Jotoro even need his stand to square Dio?
    He floored a grown man as a seven year old.

    • @IV.Fourth
      @IV.Fourth 4 года назад +131

      Nope but i think dio would match jotaro if they were the same age,but jotaro would be a bit stronger

    • @scantopup2226
      @scantopup2226 4 года назад +279

      nope beucase this is pre-ZA WARDO dio so jotaro wouldn't need a stando

    • @TheFirehands150
      @TheFirehands150 4 года назад +208

      I dunno man. Older Dio and Jonathan were the size of trucks during that football game

    • @felixargyle6143
      @felixargyle6143 4 года назад +62

      TheFirehands150 that was like 7 years after we first saw dio

    • @aleqo6124
      @aleqo6124 4 года назад +35

      @@IV.Fourth No jotaro would be already buff and still had stand cuz in one episode when they turn him into toddler with shadow he still is buff with stand so dio would go flying

  • @makem6220
    @makem6220 3 года назад +3660

    0:32 DIO just hit puberty in that moment😂

    • @BountyHunter20.23
      @BountyHunter20.23 3 года назад +116

      Best comment of ever

    • @Ilove_abhi
      @Ilove_abhi 2 года назад +195

      AnD YOu mUSt bE *JOTARO*

    • @speedwagon_69
      @speedwagon_69 2 года назад +91

      Wait, you dont hit puberty and your voice get deeper every time you say Jotaro?

    • @davydwynos8471
      @davydwynos8471 2 года назад +20

      @@speedwagon_69 umm.. umm?.., best..waifu

    • @introvert1942
      @introvert1942 2 года назад +21

      Puberty syndrome

  • @leogiri2863
    @leogiri2863 2 года назад

    This is truly an amazing video, congratulations

  • @glu0neZeroZero
    @glu0neZeroZero 2 года назад +1

    lmao, your editing skills are perfect

  • @brotherbarbatos8981
    @brotherbarbatos8981 4 года назад +2012

    If Jotaro was in Phantom Blood:
    George Joestar: *Constantly living in fear of what Jotaro might do to him*
    Dog: *probably would still be alive*
    Dio: *Dead in the first few minutes he even met Jotaro*

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker 4 года назад +84

      Nah George would be at Joseph level. Besides, why would Jotaro beat up his own dad

    • @sinistor3727
      @sinistor3727 4 года назад +161

      @@federalcasemaker
      Jotaro have no reason to beat his dad but he was kinda scary person... he's not the guy you want to mess with. I mean the only person who's really not scare of Jotaro is his own mom.

    • @sabihco6867
      @sabihco6867 4 года назад +2

      What about Kars?

    • @m.rayhanhabibie9907
      @m.rayhanhabibie9907 4 года назад +14

      If dio die
      Jojo have 2 episode

    • @makushimusisbored6591
      @makushimusisbored6591 4 года назад +14

      @@m.rayhanhabibie9907 no . Only 1 Lol

  • @therighteously8454
    @therighteously8454 4 года назад +1085

    Episode 1. *Dio, The Invader*
    Episode 2. *Dio, The Deceased*

    • @melon4738
      @melon4738 3 года назад +12

      Episode 1, Part 1: Dio, The Invader
      Episode 1, Part 2: Dio, The Deceased

    • @bigbangattack1888
      @bigbangattack1888 3 года назад +1

      Lol

    • @achallenger2tank698
      @achallenger2tank698 3 года назад +5

      pretty bold of you to assume hes making it to part 2

    • @melon4738
      @melon4738 3 года назад

      Hmmm
      Episode 1. Dio, The Deceased
      The people: Who dat

    • @janbaba9886
      @janbaba9886 3 года назад +1

      Damn I thought I was the only one with the brand new idea but guess I was wrong...
      I am not gonna delete it now cuz no one cares right...

  • @Natalka_juki
    @Natalka_juki Год назад +4

    Dio trying to realise why air beating him up

  • @faesoiree.
    @faesoiree. 2 года назад +27

    “Quick! Kill him before he’s to powerful!”

  • @noobmaster6823
    @noobmaster6823 4 года назад +5100

    Jotaro vs dio without his vampire powers without their stands jojo could beat dio to a pulp without breaking a sweat

    • @justsomecheeseballs3621
      @justsomecheeseballs3621 4 года назад +55

      Jotaro is just a student

    • @justsomecheeseballs3621
      @justsomecheeseballs3621 4 года назад +36

      He doesn't know how to fight

    • @justsomecheeseballs3621
      @justsomecheeseballs3621 4 года назад +60

      Unlike dio who learned to box

    • @noobmaster6823
      @noobmaster6823 4 года назад +383

      jajehebeb hwhwnsne well you do have a point but jotaro doesn’t really need to know how to box in order to beat the s!$t out of someone

    • @justsomecheeseballs3621
      @justsomecheeseballs3621 4 года назад +53

      @Charlett I only really remember the stand uses that uses a shadow to make people younger but let's be honest he can be beaten pretty easy,that's the only time I can remember jotaro standless fight

  • @ayushkainturabca2644
    @ayushkainturabca2644 3 года назад +11574

    The punch from star platinum is so strong that Dio travelled from England to Pakistan.
    Edit:
    Source of the meme:
    ruclips.net/video/QDia3e12czc/видео.html

  • @theabyssalguardian4521
    @theabyssalguardian4521 2 года назад

    Man those edits are fire

  • @SioAers
    @SioAers Год назад +1

    time traveler: *kicks rock* meanwhile the past:

  • @RoboLobster3000
    @RoboLobster3000 3 года назад +3460

    I always hated when dio kicked that dog so it's good to finally see him getting what he deserved

    • @cantin8697
      @cantin8697 3 года назад +115

      Danny best Jobro

    • @stev1810
      @stev1810 2 года назад +62

      @@cantin8697 danny­­­ > iggy

    • @IOffendedYouDidntI
      @IOffendedYouDidntI 2 года назад +40

      @@stev1810 for me both of them are cool

    • @stev1810
      @stev1810 2 года назад +45

      @@IOffendedYouDidntI yeah but danny's death hurt me more than iggy's because iggy was useless and annoying ( yes he died to protect polnareff but that was his only good moment

    • @IOffendedYouDidntI
      @IOffendedYouDidntI 2 года назад +26

      @@stev1810 ik iggy sucks but I respect him

  • @TreizerL
    @TreizerL 4 года назад +2841

    When I first read jojo , i thought there were only one part , so i thought Jonathan was gonna become jotaro, so i was like: " dio will be so dead when Jonathan became jotaro "

    • @aaaaaa-yd1bc
      @aaaaaa-yd1bc 4 года назад +224

      lol i though Jonathan spirit is star plantium

    • @revialle5434
      @revialle5434 4 года назад +187

      Before I started watching Jojo,I always though part 4 Jotaro was Jonathan like bruuuuh

    • @Lunaticminded
      @Lunaticminded 4 года назад +71

      *I guess im not alone*

    • @userdeleted951
      @userdeleted951 4 года назад +59

      before i start watching jojo i tought jotaro 4 is younger jotaro

    • @liscan8978
      @liscan8978 4 года назад +47

      Yo same lmfao, i also saw the rero rero scene so i thought, how did Jonathan go from 1800s to literally the future ( with cable cars and all that shit)

  • @Luffy5G2023
    @Luffy5G2023 Месяц назад

    Nice edit bro😮

  • @mathsloverprashant9109
    @mathsloverprashant9109 2 года назад +2

    The editing is excellent

  • @dookiebootyonthebeat
    @dookiebootyonthebeat 3 года назад +3429

    Episode one: Dio the Invader
    Episode 2: Yoshikage Kira just wants to live a quiet life Part 1

    • @nyx5468
      @nyx5468 3 года назад +75

      I dont think they get it XD
      Thats a good one though

    • @judithyattahrogers2536
      @judithyattahrogers2536 3 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @johnnyjoestar971
      @johnnyjoestar971 3 года назад +6

      lol thats so true

    • @LilUFO9499
      @LilUFO9499 3 года назад +126

      But without Josuke, or Stands involved. Because if Jonathan doesn't die, Erina doesn't take in baby Lisa Lisa, Joseph is never born, thus he never cheats on Suzie Q with a japanese thot. And maybe the Stand Arrow wouldn't travel all the way to Morioh and end up in Kira's father's hold if Enya doesn't get in cahoots with DIO to try and awaken evil people's Stands, which means that Kira might never acquire Killer Queen to help him stay off the grid with his murders, thus end up in jail after Reimi's murder or a few murders after her because his modus operandi involves him keeping hands as a trophy, and needing to dispose of them once they start to rot, added to the fact that he cannot just destroy completely the bodies with ease without Killer Queen, so he'd eventually end up leaving some sort of evidence that would land him in jail.
      Ep 3: Kira goes to jail Part 1.

    • @johnnyjoestar971
      @johnnyjoestar971 3 года назад +26

      @@LilUFO9499 but lisa lisa would be still alive cuz there was no danger in this ship

  • @lisztresurrected9438
    @lisztresurrected9438 3 года назад +1482

    As it turns out, violence _does_ solve everything.

    • @unlimitedpower1385
      @unlimitedpower1385 3 года назад +69

      no it doesnt, extreme violence does though

    • @wrongtime9097
      @wrongtime9097 3 года назад +101

      @@unlimitedpower1385 remember kids, if violence didn’t solve the problem then you didn’t use enough

    • @unlimitedpower1385
      @unlimitedpower1385 3 года назад +17

      @@wrongtime9097 exactly

    • @odstagent1070
      @odstagent1070 3 года назад +14

      *Doomslayer intensifies*

    • @annabelle5640
      @annabelle5640 3 года назад +1

      @@odstagent1070 *animal abuse intensifies*

  • @johnnyboi0h347
    @johnnyboi0h347 Год назад

    Fookin brilliant, mate. A solid 300 out of 10

  • @stomachdry9844
    @stomachdry9844 Год назад

    Great editing:)

  • @juanlloveras5780
    @juanlloveras5780 3 года назад +4000

    Therapist: Cardboard Cutout Jotaro isn't real, he can't hurt you.
    Cardboard Cutout Jotaro: 0:07

  • @atwat6157
    @atwat6157 4 года назад +2255

    Alternative title: Jotaro time travels and beats up Jonathan then met Dio, but didn’t realise he is Dio until he kicked the dog.

    • @aaaaaa-yd1bc
      @aaaaaa-yd1bc 4 года назад +22

      @SuperSansCraft 1212 but the problem is, how jotaro know what duo's plan right now but even he know dio will prob know then everything will change and without dio giorno will not born and no par... wait it better for dio die cus jotaro will not be killed by pucci xd

    • @solidfeline9093
      @solidfeline9093 4 года назад +70

      @@aaaaaa-yd1bc Godzilla had a seizure while reading this and fucking died

    • @byroncordial3586
      @byroncordial3586 4 года назад +2

      Ikr

    • @EnigmaEnginseer
      @EnigmaEnginseer 4 года назад +2

      aaa aaa again with spoiling part 6

    • @doomxr_43
      @doomxr_43 4 года назад +1

      He said he must be Dio Brando Tho

  • @kazukiyomeyer2227
    @kazukiyomeyer2227 2 года назад +3

    Jotaro: “WRONG HOUSE FOOL!”

  • @TheHirohikoAraki
    @TheHirohikoAraki 7 месяцев назад +2

    He may be annoyed by dogs, but he secretly cares about them.

    • @lpfan4491
      @lpfan4491 5 месяцев назад

      Jotaro in a shutnell:

  • @kindredhunter1887
    @kindredhunter1887 4 года назад +1737

    It doesn’t matter if it was Iggy or Daniel, Dio deserves every Ora in existence

    • @marcoanimacoes5690
      @marcoanimacoes5690 4 года назад +61

      *D a n i e l*

    • @marcoanimacoes5690
      @marcoanimacoes5690 4 года назад +47

      Man ,it was so sad when daniel died

    • @maxzac6688
      @maxzac6688 4 года назад +29

      Uh sorry if I sound like a grammar Nazi but it's danny

    • @felixargyle6143
      @felixargyle6143 4 года назад +27

      It was so sad when Daniel D’arby died

    • @thescoundrel2
      @thescoundrel2 3 года назад +10

      @@maxzac6688 Danny? What? There was no danny in jojo

  • @federicobinaghi8118
    @federicobinaghi8118 3 года назад +721

    Zeppeli in the distance: *Holy cow.*

    • @messey12
      @messey12 3 года назад +62

      *"mama mia!"

    • @lunaticcultist3764
      @lunaticcultist3764 3 года назад +8

      @Tyler Etheridge a vampire's worst nightmare

    • @DatLeo47
      @DatLeo47 3 года назад +1

      @Tyler Etheridge true, but aren't stands technically made of Hamon?

    • @honestegg8881
      @honestegg8881 3 года назад +2

      @Tyler Etheridge hermit purple isn't made out of harmom, Joseph just used it to conduct Harmon so that dio won't touch him

    • @honestegg8881
      @honestegg8881 3 года назад +2

      @@DatLeo47 hamom is completely different from stands, hamon has to do with breathing and blood flow while Stands has to do with the fighting spirit

  • @otioti264
    @otioti264 Год назад

    Masterfully edited

  • @r.j.p6885
    @r.j.p6885 2 года назад

    Great video editing

  • @happily_4everafter
    @happily_4everafter 3 года назад +750

    episode one: Dio, The Invader
    episode two: New York's JoJo

    • @aditx9109
      @aditx9109 2 года назад +54

      Then imagine Joseph would be like,
      Joseph:Your next line is Yare Yare Daze
      Jotaro: Yare Ya- wut
      Joseph:Hahah
      Jotaro:Star Platinum
      Joseph: Nigerudayooooookoooooooo

    • @apfsds414
      @apfsds414 2 года назад +10

      @@aditx9109 grandson and grandfather bonding of joestar

    • @Abbbb.
      @Abbbb. 2 года назад +4

      Underrated comment

    • @TheKingBeyondEverything
      @TheKingBeyondEverything 2 года назад +2

      Actually story would be ended before the opening song could start 😂.

  • @pescifromthehitmanteam3711
    @pescifromthehitmanteam3711 4 года назад +828

    Does that make me Speedwagon? I’m so honored.

  • @marklancezelrecierdo434
    @marklancezelrecierdo434 2 года назад

    Nice edit bro

  • @samirshaqqour-8052
    @samirshaqqour-8052 2 года назад +25

    Dio: *Jumps out*
    Jotaro: Are you Dio Brando?
    Dio: *Kicks Danny*
    Jotaro: You’re going to pay for this!
    Star Platinum: *kills Dio*
    Jotaro: Good grief.

  • @dandelion5691
    @dandelion5691 3 года назад +1739

    Episode 1: Dio the invader.
    Episode 2: Welcome to the steelball run race.

    • @quantum6313
      @quantum6313 3 года назад +17

      Bruh? What kind of joke is that? So corny and ignorant.

    • @nithen8179
      @nithen8179 3 года назад +80

      @@quantum6313 what

    • @Controty
      @Controty 3 года назад +69

      @@quantum6313 you don’t get it

    • @sporttube69
      @sporttube69 3 года назад +8

      @@quantum6313 ??????

    • @HarshitSingh-vo8lh
      @HarshitSingh-vo8lh 3 года назад +37

      I would say pillar men would still exist so would Kira and diavolo

  • @izuki773
    @izuki773 4 года назад +643

    If Jotaro was in part 1, then other counterparts won't be made. It will be instant end roll credit scene on the first time they meet.

    • @gunilive781
      @gunilive781 4 года назад +26

      Yeah Fr, it's just like: the end.
      And in the credits you see the pillarmen fuck everything up

    • @jvelin9723
      @jvelin9723 4 года назад +2

      If Jotaro was in Phantom Blood then this would be its opening ruclips.net/video/3QpOGx-Jkzs/видео.html

    • @olianims
      @olianims 4 года назад +3

      @@gunilive781 Without Dio, there would be no Speedwagon or Straits, so I don't exactly think the pillar men would have awakened

    • @thesurvivor6430
      @thesurvivor6430 4 года назад +8

      @@olianims Well the Pillar Men were to awaken at some point. They didnt just set themselves into stone without setting an alarm clock. And besides, if they didn't awaken themselves, someone else would have found them and I doubt they would have had a way to stop them without hamon. Unless they were found in 2356 and were instantly blasted with UV light

    • @sagecolvard9644
      @sagecolvard9644 4 года назад +1

      Arguably Part 2 *might* still happen since the nazis found the pillar in Europe independent of Speedwagon, and without Speedwagon, they wouldn't have any warning about the Pillar Men.

  • @sanstheskelebro8503
    @sanstheskelebro8503 2 года назад

    your the best editor

  • @nickeatsmayo4366
    @nickeatsmayo4366 Год назад +1

    Nice edits

  • @starryeyedd
    @starryeyedd 4 года назад +1270

    Ah yes the one flaw with Phantom Blood
    THE DOG DIES

  • @cankafal6930
    @cankafal6930 2 года назад +947

    "So where is your new brother Dio?"
    Jotaro:...

    • @somedude7436
      @somedude7436 2 года назад +75

      Jotaro: Straight in hell.I made his body turn to dusts.

    • @coldman112
      @coldman112 2 года назад +33

      He got lost somewhere. Couldn't find a way to our home.

    • @youraveragenerd1761
      @youraveragenerd1761 2 года назад +21

      Yare yare daze🗿

    • @akmalnizam2480
      @akmalnizam2480 2 года назад +10

      Jotaro : i kill him
      "Why"
      Jotaro : shut the fk up or i make u go to hell

    • @starfeathers7281
      @starfeathers7281 2 года назад +1

      He asked him to pull out so he never came

  • @brainless7364
    @brainless7364 10 дней назад +1

    Jotaro's theme playing as he introduces iggy wil never not be funny as hell. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Jo-fm7rm
    @Jo-fm7rm 2 года назад

    This is so good edited

  • @laurenpinkiepie8663
    @laurenpinkiepie8663 4 года назад +553

    If jonathan was like jotaro Giorno wouldnt exist

    • @NuhUh665
      @NuhUh665 4 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @jotarokujopart4473
      @jotarokujopart4473 4 года назад +51

      He would still exists
      In our heart

    • @doublebruh1122
      @doublebruh1122 4 года назад +26

      But if jotaro was in phantom blood he would probably die and giorno would be an edgy 15-year old who is ruthless to people who annoy him

    • @testplayer82
      @testplayer82 4 года назад +6

      and by that you mean dio would lose his balls...

    • @jotarokujopart4473
      @jotarokujopart4473 4 года назад

      @@testplayer82 His ball look like steel ball

  • @JohnSpicebag
    @JohnSpicebag 3 года назад +619

    Episode one: Dio's farewell
    Episode two: what a wonderful world

    • @tf2spyclass09
      @tf2spyclass09 2 года назад +3

      Wait what
      Are you refering to SO's last chapter

    • @shoeskehigashikata7125
      @shoeskehigashikata7125 2 года назад +11

      @@tf2spyclass09 Yeah as in nothing happened because dio retired

    • @Emxguy99
      @Emxguy99 Год назад

      👑

    • @Howthetoastcrumbled
      @Howthetoastcrumbled Год назад +3

      @@shoeskehigashikata7125 "retired" I'm pretty sure he would be dead after that point blank no stand defense barrage

    • @shoeskehigashikata7125
      @shoeskehigashikata7125 Год назад +2

      @@Howthetoastcrumbled True

  • @calicobagels
    @calicobagels Год назад

    Top tier editing.

  • @duoghoang2710
    @duoghoang2710 2 года назад

    best editer :)))

  • @dagonhadenough1924
    @dagonhadenough1924 4 года назад +587

    Plot twist: jonathan’s dog is past iggy

    • @jonetsu5560
      @jonetsu5560 4 года назад +40

      That.. actually kinda makes sense. I know it's a joke, but the reason why Iggy is so annoying and aggressive might be because of what Dio did to him in the past? That is, if he was actually Danny and got reincarnated into Iggy a century later.

    • @u-thix2436
      @u-thix2436 4 года назад +13

      @@jonetsu5560 prolly Danny's descendant Dog's get kinky of course theres a possibility that Danny fucked a dog and that dog got inside a boat to Amurica

    • @Nehauon
      @Nehauon 4 года назад +3

      HAHAHAH!!!!

    • @siLodiMagic
      @siLodiMagic 4 года назад +4

      Hello Aldous

    • @hybonesdx
      @hybonesdx 4 года назад +7

      Or maybe iggy is dannys great great great great great grandpuppy

  • @justacommentercommenting
    @justacommentercommenting 3 года назад +691

    Dio: *"What happening, who is punching me"*
    Okuyasu:"Oi, Josuke this man can't see stands. haha"

    • @LRShar
      @LRShar 2 года назад +50

      Kira :"Excuse me, you are The Hand ?"

    • @hiticalcrit4046
      @hiticalcrit4046 2 года назад +5

      I have so many question's but ok

    • @Zeina107
      @Zeina107 2 года назад +14

      And gyro zeppeli is there singing pizza mozzerella with kars on guitar

    • @sharifatulakmaliah8816
      @sharifatulakmaliah8816 Год назад

      @@LRShar oh god😂

  • @play_vacuo
    @play_vacuo 2 года назад

    I loved great job

  • @gamingwithjad8933
    @gamingwithjad8933 Год назад +1

    Very noice editttt

  • @SparkyShepard
    @SparkyShepard 4 года назад +495

    Alternative title: JoJo's Bizarre Adventure but Jotaro ends the whole series in the first episode by killing Dio straight away.

    • @fioree2532
      @fioree2532 4 года назад +2

      😂

    • @alien_monster7741
      @alien_monster7741 3 года назад +6

      Then Jotaro wouldn't exist and hence start a paradox

    • @inspectorjavert9868
      @inspectorjavert9868 3 года назад +3

      He still would exist he's not Giorno

    • @NeonBlueLight
      @NeonBlueLight 3 года назад +7

      Jojo’s bizarre adventure but Golden wind and Stardust Crusaders never happens

    • @ProttMiners
      @ProttMiners 3 года назад +1

      No the piller men

  • @greenman784
    @greenman784 4 года назад +317

    Jotaro: His name is Iggy- **stardust Crusaders OST**

  • @BenZeBibou
    @BenZeBibou Год назад

    THe edit is PER-FECT !

  • @AurallWow
    @AurallWow Год назад +2

    Jotaro beat him up so hard he ended up in Egypt 😂

  • @kovac479
    @kovac479 3 года назад +787

    The shortest anime ever made: Jotaro beating crap out of Dio

    • @xTriton_
      @xTriton_ 3 года назад +13

      Hello "Kira".

    • @sebasoler5347
      @sebasoler5347 3 года назад +11

      But it would also be the best anime ever made

    • @imrankhan-jx4lx
      @imrankhan-jx4lx 2 года назад +5

      Nah pillar men would still appear and stands would come too

    • @nosukog
      @nosukog 2 года назад

      @@imrankhan-jx4lx yeah

    • @itsmrdante6274
      @itsmrdante6274 2 года назад

      "The 7 page ORA"

  • @Fridgeson_
    @Fridgeson_ 4 года назад +338

    Jotaro is smart,he time travel to the time when Dio still don't have a Stand,so he use the opportunity to attack him.
    *Yare yare daze*

    • @HaloNoble1
      @HaloNoble1 4 года назад +2

      A pro gamer move

    • @bigandchunky4012
      @bigandchunky4012 4 года назад +1

      Yare yare daze I don’t feel so good

    • @megajaredx9679
      @megajaredx9679 4 года назад +3

      What was even smarter he wasnt a vampire yet either and was still a kid sorta

    • @zamariamu6927
      @zamariamu6927 4 года назад +1

      ew layla pfp