I just realized why I love this guy so much. All the shorts creators are always so pretentious, with their claw cutting, chopstick stirring, asmr sound mixing and always perfect ingredients that makes cooking seem way harder than it really is. futurecanoe (and other cooking channels I ACTUALLY watch) show how to cook for yourself, follow recipes and nook like a normal person. This makes it so much more approachable and inspiring
Ragusea "why I season my board not my meat. Joshua "I made fast food BETTER for ONLY 3000$" Weissman Babish "bring out your 500$ stand mixer and kosher salt" Etc
@@BichaelStevensJoshua is especially insufferable. Stop trying to force memes. I mean, it's sometimes fun to watch, but I check my phone every time he calls himself "papa" or something like that. Adam, I can stand, just because of how nerdy he is, and I genuinely learn a lot from the science parts and most of his advice is good and applicable, but his ad spots are horrendous. Babbish is cool to watch every so often, but I can't binge him, like I can binge Futurecanoe. (what was that about blending kosher salt? I need to see that one) My Name is Andong is in the same vein as Joshua, except that instead of trying to create memes, he just pads out run time. Then, there's people like Guga, where it's just content. not bad, some great, but mostly mid. I enjoy the chemistry of the three when they all get together and try the latest experiment. my favorite of all time is Boris. now THAT is how you learn to get through college. and the rest of your 20s. and your 30s... all the way through life, in fact. Until you become potato-mashing, cheburek-slinging, blin-flipping babushka, CYKA! There is definitely a place for people with precise recipes and instructions. But cutting your veggies like a professionnal chef, using a specialized machine, and taking all the time in the world to ferment your own bread just comes off as pretentious and disingenuous ('cos ain't nobody got time for all that!). Only showing "perfect" and "try hard" recipes just makes cooking less approachable and while it isn't the only factor, it definitely contributes to making people eat less healthy. For example, I love cooking. It's a nice way to spend my time. I go to the store, get the cheapest meat (that's often in the "expires tomorrow" bin) and figure something out. And then, I eat that for the rest of the week. I _know_ how to make bread: I once made my own raviolis (or pelmenis) and had too much dough at the end. I added milk and yeast and made my own bread. But if I have some important guests that I want to impress with a nice meal, and I chose to make gourmet burgers; I buy the best bread from my baker and focus on making the meat perfect. The baker will make sure to make perfect bread. How many videos have I seen, where brioche bread is made as a 5 minute side quest? Are you effing serious?
"It's actually not that good, I'd personally recommend you take your business elsewhere". 😮 My parents ask the same kind of questions and it's just like, what do you think they're gonna say?
Notice how the one he said "I'll try this again in the future" was the one he rated 5/10 so the way to get people to come back isn't to make amazing food, but aggressively mediocre food is the way to go.
The cantonese lady sitting across you is talking in Mandarin. "Wu bo hui yao ni la" = I don't bite you. Meaning "Don't worry, I won't bite." Not sure if they said anymore than that because the audio cut away there.
@@Jude74He doesn't sound Korean American to me. The inflections sound really different to me. I think he sounde Viet American, myself, because the amount of th-> duh phonetics.
he doesn't really turn lots of th into d. it's mostly just the monotone voice and different vowels. i think I've heard plenty of monolingual abcs speak like this
Is anyone gonna talk about his search history of “Joshua Weissman only fans,” “Eileen gi single?,” and “Gordon Ramsay forehead” at the beginning of the video 💀
'Tasty Dumpling' and 'The Little One' looked like the only ones I'd be interested in. My fav Chinese restaurants usually have the word 'dragon' in their name, and I like when the cashiers have a heavy accent and yell orders. Even when the place isn't busy.
I'm proud of you son. You have grown so quick on yt. This is for sure thanks for all the hard work you put in. I wish i was as good at this. I too like to cook and i too fuck it up sometimes, i think your viewers have this in common with you.
But... With sadness. Then he proceeds to be happy while filling his belly like a kid whose mom took him to McDonalds after the Doctor. (Read it in his voice)
Joe’s Ginger has no relation to Joe’s Shanghai and it is the lesser of the two. I learned that lesson the hard way. If you want the real deal, go to Joe’s Shanghai next time for the xiaolongbao. Also, Wah Fung No. 1 is worth the hype! When I lived in Chinatown 15 years ago it only cost $2.50 for a portion that lasted two meals. Hope their gas gets turned back on soon!
Joe’s Ginger is the lesser Cantonese spin-off of Joe’s Shanghai when they were down the block from each other on Pell Street. They had the same owner, the eponymous Joe Si. I never noticed a difference between the XLB between the two, and the Joe’s that used to be in Elmhurst was where I first had XLB when my uncle took me there as a a clueless teenager and now it’s where I compare all other XLB to. Joe’s tends to be more fatty than other XLB I’ve tried, with a meatier broth, and I’ve noticed the same at Joe’s Ginger. RIP their original Flushing location, another casualty of the pandemic; used to go there all the time when I visited my parents in Flushing. Nowadays the relation is not acknowledged by Joe’s Shanghai, and the drift has gotten more pronounced after Joe’s Shanghai moved to their new location on Bowery. Also, the waitstaff is not the best, but I’m not there for the staff and the food is still decent, if more expensive now.
5:34 As someone who regularly eats those "dumplings"or xiao long bao as we chinese call it, they look like shit. Its meant to have smooth skin. Whoever made it needs to be fired
The pork buns at Mei Lai Wah are crazy good! If you're in NY you have to come here to try them. I would suggest the BBQ pork/shrimp noodle role also. Soooo good. Wah Fung is a must also...when it finally reopens.
I'm enjoying the variety of your content. I think your dry sense of humor shines whilst you cook tho. That's what drew me in. But I appreciate the on location stuff too!
That lady was probably accompanied by her daughter (on the left same table) who probably found our RUclipsr attractive. How do I know? Well, as he said she left her chopsticks on his lid on purpose. This is a way of saying I like you in Cantonese culture.
What a prosperous future. That I can watch someome less socially awkward than me cringe his way through a city I'll never visit and eat food I'll never eat.
i cracked up when the random lady put her chopsticks on your lid and you stayed nonchalant over it - my emotionally unstable ass would've got mad over it but i praise your stoicism and mental stability 🤣
i think you need to try momos instead of dumplings, a lot of ppl think theyre the same but they are actually different, and momos with red hot chilli pepp- i mean sauce taste awesome
I am in tears over the random ladies who sat across from you. But then you say “as I put a lidless noodle bowl in my bag…” my sides hurt. Thank you that was a great laugh :)
You definitely need to make more, but bring them home to evaluate the food. It is a better vibe than the in dinner experience. Anyways, good journey's. Always a great vibe watching your channel, just a different style in this one, i agree with continuing both paths for more content for more people. Just don't stop either, or that could be a bad idea. Continue the good work and expect to see substantial growth soon.(assumption) How soon, that is all dependant on how many paths of content you follow. So the more ideas, with multiple versions of your content, but keeping the old. That's important man. Take every path you think is right, and grow from those.
Watching you order food like a bumbling bee made me feel better about myself, thx. 10/10
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104ok
Yes, totally nine out of ten, I love his videos
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104 ok
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104 i read your mom last night instead
says 10/10, types 9.2/10
“Is the dumpling tasty?” Got me dying😂
That was the most confident I've ever seen him
I don't get
"Is the dumpling tasty?"
"Yes."
"Ok."
Bro has the social skills to run for VP
@@Slu54Nothing to get lol
Cantonese guy here - who grew up in Cantonese restaurants - your recommendations are FAR better than the rather ordinary TikTok ones.
you grew up in the restaurants?
@@chopshops literally.
@@ChineseKiwi that's so epic!
@@ChineseKiwi sweet
@@ChineseKiwimans was doing homework answering phones 😂💪🏽
Henry makes me feel better about my social skills. That "are the dumplings good" part was.. .
amazing? yes.
Who's Henry?
@@jeanismael1753 No Idea. Canoe just reminded me of a henry and 126 people went along with it LOOL
If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9
He definitely asked if they were tasty… cuz the store is called Tasty Dumpling…
Wasn’t that bad tbh…
I just realized why I love this guy so much. All the shorts creators are always so pretentious, with their claw cutting, chopstick stirring, asmr sound mixing and always perfect ingredients that makes cooking seem way harder than it really is.
futurecanoe (and other cooking channels I ACTUALLY watch) show how to cook for yourself, follow recipes and nook like a normal person. This makes it so much more approachable and inspiring
What other cooking channels
@klaevin which other channels do you watch ??
Ragusea "why I season my board not my meat.
Joshua "I made fast food BETTER for ONLY 3000$" Weissman
Babish "bring out your 500$ stand mixer and kosher salt"
Etc
@@BichaelStevensJoshua is especially insufferable. Stop trying to force memes.
I mean, it's sometimes fun to watch, but I check my phone every time he calls himself "papa" or something like that.
Adam, I can stand, just because of how nerdy he is, and I genuinely learn a lot from the science parts and most of his advice is good and applicable, but his ad spots are horrendous.
Babbish is cool to watch every so often, but I can't binge him, like I can binge Futurecanoe. (what was that about blending kosher salt? I need to see that one)
My Name is Andong is in the same vein as Joshua, except that instead of trying to create memes, he just pads out run time.
Then, there's people like Guga, where it's just content. not bad, some great, but mostly mid. I enjoy the chemistry of the three when they all get together and try the latest experiment.
my favorite of all time is Boris. now THAT is how you learn to get through college. and the rest of your 20s. and your 30s... all the way through life, in fact. Until you become potato-mashing, cheburek-slinging, blin-flipping babushka, CYKA!
There is definitely a place for people with precise recipes and instructions. But cutting your veggies like a professionnal chef, using a specialized machine, and taking all the time in the world to ferment your own bread just comes off as pretentious and disingenuous ('cos ain't nobody got time for all that!).
Only showing "perfect" and "try hard" recipes just makes cooking less approachable and while it isn't the only factor, it definitely contributes to making people eat less healthy.
For example, I love cooking. It's a nice way to spend my time. I go to the store, get the cheapest meat (that's often in the "expires tomorrow" bin) and figure something out.
And then, I eat that for the rest of the week.
I _know_ how to make bread: I once made my own raviolis (or pelmenis) and had too much dough at the end. I added milk and yeast and made my own bread.
But if I have some important guests that I want to impress with a nice meal, and I chose to make gourmet burgers; I buy the best bread from my baker and focus on making the meat perfect. The baker will make sure to make perfect bread.
How many videos have I seen, where brioche bread is made as a 5 minute side quest? Are you effing serious?
@@Klaevin I HATE Boris's fake Russian stereotype BS. Even worse seeing that as his neighbor.
>Ravioli = pelmeni
Che schifo! Stronzo!
I wonder if the woman that sat across from you just has a dislike for food vloggers and was trying to ruin the shot to assert dominance
Nah, she's just Chinese.
@@Kurry34 There's a lot of people in China. You don't get to have your own table.
That's what Chinese people do at dim sum. If there's no one sitting at a seat, it's available.
Maybe she was hitting on him and leaving the shopsticks to him was a way to demonstrate non verbally that shes up to give him her woodies.
Weak. Should've periodically flipped the bird to the camera just for show.
I almost killed myself when he asked if the dumplings are tasty
You good?
@@SnoopyReads Second hand embarrassment.
4:10 In Cantonese culture it's common for ladies to leave chopsticks on your table as a sign that they like you.
Damn, of course the introvert wouldn't notice when a girl likes them
As a person who speaks Cantonese, I confirm this.
@@bellobello4633now I’m confused. Someone else said Mandarin and I thought maybe he’s Korean now I’m confused. Did I mentioned that I’m confused.
@@Jude74 wait he’s Vietnamese?
@@Jude74 it is a cantonese restaurant. In Cantonese culture we girls will give you a pair of chopsticks if we like you.
asking the clerk if the dumpling is tasty - 10/10
My mom's like that, asking fruit seller if the fruit's good.
"It's actually not that good, I'd personally recommend you take your business elsewhere". 😮
My parents ask the same kind of questions and it's just like, what do you think they're gonna say?
Notice how the one he said "I'll try this again in the future" was the one he rated 5/10 so the way to get people to come back isn't to make amazing food, but aggressively mediocre food is the way to go.
If it's mediocre, you'd want to give it another chance
This channel is a perfect example of that
If you declare with your mouth, 'Jesus Is Lord' and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved. -Romans 10:9
@@avangardismmdumpling
Please do this again. I don't know what was more entertaining, the food part or the socially awkward parts
The cantonese lady sitting across you is talking in Mandarin. "Wu bo hui yao ni la" = I don't bite you. Meaning "Don't worry, I won't bite." Not sure if they said anymore than that because the audio cut away there.
Well that blows my theory. Now I think he’s Korean.
@@Jude74He doesn't sound Korean American to me. The inflections sound really different to me. I think he sounde Viet American, myself, because the amount of th-> duh phonetics.
i dont think i hear that being said, the background noise sounds like it could be from anywhere in the background
he doesn't really turn lots of th into d. it's mostly just the monotone voice and different vowels. i think I've heard plenty of monolingual abcs speak like this
Future canoe bringing the real content to us!
@DontReadMyProfilePicture.104sure
4:55 auntie speed up walking made me laugh so hard, real cinema. nice job team👍
Wooooaaaah 😂😂😂😂 I didn't know at first
Is anyone gonna talk about his search history of “Joshua Weissman only fans,” “Eileen gi single?,” and “Gordon Ramsay forehead” at the beginning of the video 💀
Do more food vlogs once in a while please, they’re a nice break from your radioactive food
lmaoooo
@@inhuman3005😭
I like how you do vlogs sometimes, definetely nine out of ten for this video, 9.3/10
Please do more of these, but, like, different cultures and types of food.
"is the dumpling tasty?"
"yeah"
"okay"
Very normal interaction
The restaurant was called Tasty Dumplings... 😂
It was a pun?
The guys awkward but let’s give him props for doing dad jokes to strangers. Takes balls
@@krusher181 or dumplings...
The interaction at 7:10 is a 6.5/10. Better than what I would’ve done.
Gotta be so akward eating, recording and some random aunties sit infront of you. Thx for the sacrifice! 😭
Random gross old lady. I wouldn't call that auntie.
Not gonna lie the matcha had me thinking it was a head of cabbage at first look.
Same!
10:29 most wholesome chuckle ever chuckled
'Tasty Dumpling' and 'The Little One' looked like the only ones I'd be interested in.
My fav Chinese restaurants usually have the word 'dragon' in their name, and I like when the cashiers have a heavy accent and yell orders. Even when the place isn't busy.
I'm proud of you son. You have grown so quick on yt. This is for sure thanks for all the hard work you put in. I wish i was as good at this.
I too like to cook and i too fuck it up sometimes, i think your viewers have this in common with you.
Futurecanoe becoming a food reviewer is something that I would like to see more in the future
The transitions are stellar my friend! True videographer
11:45 If you don't like it , that makes me sad and I'll make more 😂 , in the end he'll just do what he wants
But... With sadness.
Then he proceeds to be happy while filling his belly like a kid whose mom took him to McDonalds after the Doctor.
(Read it in his voice)
Joe’s Ginger has no relation to Joe’s Shanghai and it is the lesser of the two. I learned that lesson the hard way. If you want the real deal, go to Joe’s Shanghai next time for the xiaolongbao.
Also, Wah Fung No. 1 is worth the hype! When I lived in Chinatown 15 years ago it only cost $2.50 for a portion that lasted two meals. Hope their gas gets turned back on soon!
Joe’s Ginger is the lesser Cantonese spin-off of Joe’s Shanghai when they were down the block from each other on Pell Street. They had the same owner, the eponymous Joe Si. I never noticed a difference between the XLB between the two, and the Joe’s that used to be in Elmhurst was where I first had XLB when my uncle took me there as a a clueless teenager and now it’s where I compare all other XLB to. Joe’s tends to be more fatty than other XLB I’ve tried, with a meatier broth, and I’ve noticed the same at Joe’s Ginger. RIP their original Flushing location, another casualty of the pandemic; used to go there all the time when I visited my parents in Flushing.
Nowadays the relation is not acknowledged by Joe’s Shanghai, and the drift has gotten more pronounced after Joe’s Shanghai moved to their new location on Bowery. Also, the waitstaff is not the best, but I’m not there for the staff and the food is still decent, if more expensive now.
I prefer Joe’s Mama
is it just me or the matcha shaved ice looks like a lettuce head with peanuts on top 10:54
2:08 that's actually brilliant transition instead of traditional transition like fade, flare etc.
The thank you at the end of each of your videos is the reason I subscribed to your channel , you say it in such sweet innocent voice 😭
The "Who am i to judge" is always said after judging someone
This was great, love food vlogs that show random places instead of famous restaurants.
The homelander " I want them to love me " made me laugh out loud
5:34 As someone who regularly eats those "dumplings"or xiao long bao as we chinese call it, they look like shit. Its meant to have smooth skin. Whoever made it needs to be fired
Seeing the interior of resturaunts I go to all the time on your channel is very surreal
4:50 had mei cracking😂😂❤
Interaction was 10/10.
Polite and to the point. 🙌
Bro's content is blowing up. Jeez, I am proud of him.
Dear FutureCanoe your humor is topped tier. Thank you.
The pork buns at Mei Lai Wah are crazy good! If you're in NY you have to come here to try them. I would suggest the BBQ pork/shrimp noodle role also. Soooo good. Wah Fung is a must also...when it finally reopens.
I love this guy, i always rate his vids one through teen
that transition was so smooth i didn't even noticed it
I'm enjoying the variety of your content. I think your dry sense of humor shines whilst you cook tho. That's what drew me in. But I appreciate the on location stuff too!
10:14 Damn, pretty cool idea to use the shadow to write the brand name! Never seen that
Best food vlogger on RUclips - Ten out of Ten 9.6/10
Cool to see a food vlog! I would love more video's like these along with ur usual ones :)
I love his thankyous so much it's the softest tone ever
I absolutely despise people like that @3:26.
That lady was probably accompanied by her daughter (on the left same table) who probably found our RUclipsr attractive. How do I know? Well, as he said she left her chopsticks on his lid on purpose. This is a way of saying I like you in Cantonese culture.
My favorite thing about future canoe videos is when he roasts his roomate
This is the first video I’ve watched from this channel but I fear I am now obligated to binge watch about 3 hours worth of videos.
“Is the dumpling tasty?” Was that supposed to be the joke 😂😂
That transition was as smooth as my 100 year old grandmas skin
I love that you are ready to give places a second chance, "they might be having a bad day"
You’re my favorite self conscious Asian food influencer that lives in New York
Tone of it sounds more like a curse word, this is so true 💀
What a prosperous future. That I can watch someome less socially awkward than me cringe his way through a city I'll never visit and eat food I'll never eat.
The pork got immediately radioactive as soon as it entered his home
Great interaction King, 10/10!
Love that you're slightly expanding your content
The food was very interesting!!! I'd love to see more along with your usual content
Your food virtual tour is very fun! Please do more ❤❤
Always a good day when this man uploads
"More views = better quality" honestly has to be one of the most NPC forms of reasoning I've ever heard.
These transitions are the best things I’ve seen all week
11/10
The confidence was out of this world
whys he say ten like that???
tean
I like it. It gives my brain a tickle.
Pewdieeepieeee
How do you say it?
Taen
Omg, you sounded so awkward talking to the lady. Cute. Dig it.
I like the crispy test after bringing it home. I also prefer to eat at home alone.
the lofi voice at the end sounds like she's saying "go eat- go eat inside," very fitting for our favorite introverted radioactive food influencer
the transition is smooth like butter and like criminal undercover
4:50 Love that editing that makes the dude look like he's waddling
7:07 adorable 11/10.
i cracked up when the random lady put her chopsticks on your lid and you stayed nonchalant over it - my emotionally unstable ass would've got mad over it but i praise your stoicism and mental stability 🤣
i love your channel makes my day ngl
Your tiktok search history is so real 😩😍
I thought the matcha ice bowl was a whole lettuce for a second.
😂😂It's not even the content. It's this guy! Personality, talent, yup I'm subscribing.
8:52 😂😂😂😂😂😂DUDE UR A HILARIOUS....priceless sense of humor!
what's up with the chopstick-placement at 4:20 ? isn't this kinda offensive in some asian areas?
That alley you were sitting in is also called "Murder Alley" because there were killings there between Tong Gangs in the 1930s.
i think you need to try momos instead of dumplings, a lot of ppl think theyre the same but they are actually different, and momos with red hot chilli pepp- i mean sauce taste awesome
this video reminded me how much ive gone to china town because i recognize like every place here
FutureCanoe never fails to make my day worse🥰
Bros mad
bro always fails to deliver 😊😊
@@junkyyard2273😂😮😢😅😂😮😂😅😢😊😅😂😮😢😊😢😅
We need to see you try to recreate what you review 😂
The search bar has Joshua OF 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I am in tears over the random ladies who sat across from you. But then you say “as I put a lidless noodle bowl in my bag…” my sides hurt.
Thank you that was a great laugh :)
The transitions were great! I hope you do more restaurant reviews 😊 I really enjoy your videos!
Those dumpling wraps are a disgrace, that’s not xiao bao anymore. Looks like my grandpas wrinkles. 5:27
😂😂
I was looking forward to the release of this video, love your humour😂
6:23 RAINBOLT moment
Bro the subs just keep rolling in Congratulations man, I've been lurking and liking videos for months.
I wish I could eat that crispy pork. It was so crunchy! 🤤
I know that bendy fork is part of your character, but it honestly pisses me off seeing a utensil bent so 90 degree! 🤣😅
You definitely need to make more, but bring them home to evaluate the food. It is a better vibe than the in dinner experience.
Anyways, good journey's. Always a great vibe watching your channel, just a different style in this one, i agree with continuing both paths for more content for more people. Just don't stop either, or that could be a bad idea. Continue the good work and expect to see substantial growth soon.(assumption) How soon, that is all dependant on how many paths of content you follow. So the more ideas, with multiple versions of your content, but keeping the old. That's important man. Take every path you think is right, and grow from those.
5/10 interaction, not good not bad! As the employee, I would have moved on with my day WITHOUT mentioning it to my coworkers - nice!
0:15 Bro did Joshua Weissman bad by searching for his onlyfans
10/10 interaction would’ve made my day
Stuttered a bit during the interaction but the joke at the end saved it, 8/10