My first vlog
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- Опубликовано: 9 июн 2024
- First and probably only vlog. Just trying out some new formats, let me know if you like it.
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To: FutureCanoe
118 A Orchard St
#108
New York, NY 10002
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Lemon Cheesecake:
Filling
2 8-ounce packages of cream cheese, at room temperature
⅔ cup granulated sugar
2 large eggs, at room temperature
2 teaspoons vanilla bean paste (or extract)
zest of 1 lemon
¼ cup heavy whipping cream, at room temperature
Crust
Dont know
#cheesecake #newyorkcheesecake #vlog #firstvlog #easyrecipe #dessert #cake #jam #baking #easybaking #cheesecakerecipes
Chapters:
0:00 Intro
0:42 Apt Tour
4:59 Driving
6:25 Target
7:50 Cooking
15:11 Tasting
17:42 Podcast
Song: Kicktracks - Midnight Lovers
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Хобби
The fact that your friend makes you feel the same way as we feel watching you cook is just amazing
Its gone full circle 😂
„I don’t need a trash can, it’s too expensive“ same disappointment 😂😂
I love this comment
and in the beginning he was like “dont be too mean in the comments” then manage to roast the hell out of his friend😂😂😂😂
There is always a bigger fish.
We need more collabs with PA, this apartment is a psychological enigma and allows us to see inside the mind of a clear schizophrenic
I woke my wife laughing at this.
I really tried not to 😂
best description 😂😂
I thought the whole male living spaces thing was a joke...
@@AndroidZero-Nine What's worse is that he's still more prepared for cooking than the professional food content creator since he has a whisk
this is just the apartment of every recent grad swe who moved to a big city for the first time
I swear that last conversation was between a cat and a golden retriever 😂❤
😂😂😂😂😂
The "You wanna a cup of tea or what?" sent meee
This description is so accurate lmao
Two extremely awkward but genuine people interacting is wholesome.
FutureCanoe has developed emotions, is it how parents feel seeing their baby walk for the first time ?
He’s not retarded lol
This is much stronger, it's lika the emotion you get when someone dies or someone is born. It's a feeling of a lifetime, truly incredible 🫡🥺
I thought he was an npc
On god
with emotions comes responsibility
PA has the most single-man apartment I've seen in a while 😂
Just need the tv on a milk crate and a $500 gaming Chair with ps5
@@hownottoadult1014 give him time, he only just moved in. he has to scope out the best milk crates.
He's just simple
It's a USC dorm apartment lmao
I love how he liked this comment 😆
Memorable moments:
"just 2 guys in the kitchen... having fun"
"i'm just impressed by the variety of life people have"
"Did she beat you afterwards?"/"Yeah, but it wasn't because of cooking"
"Exquisite 🧐"
"We don't need to make eye contact, man"
😩😭😭😭
I feel like a mom seeing her son actually have interactions with good friends🥹
Yeah it’s just so nice to see 🥰
The amount of lemon pits in that small slice was... incredible lmao
Idk how that happens, lol, I rarely use a juicer, never get pits
@@DentD it's cuz they have the same weight and typically when whipped the cylindrical force kinda makes them all group up. Dude probably got like 90% of all the pits lol
i'm just confused why they didnt just take the pips out before mixing, like you would literally see the pips on top of the filling right after you squeeze the lemon...
@@manhoenguy6104 oh....u were expecting a competent cook. You sweet summer child
@@manhoenguy6104 lol that's how young normal people cook, wash as less stuff as possible
“I’m just impressed by the variety of life people have” is the nicest insult I’ve ever heard
Saying a lot of stuff without saying anything 😂
“Im just impressed by the variety of life people have” is my new favorite way to call people dumb
My favorite moment was after watching this guy not have bowls or more than 2 plates or glasses or a trash can.... But mans got a zester.... I dont even have a zester
Canoe's mom bought it for him tho 🤣🤣
You really should get one. I use mine to “mince” garlic really fine, grate parmesan cheese, and of course zest lemons and limes.
So this is what it's like to have friends. Nice vlog team.
Go get urself some friends kaitlin
@@renameagain5808it's not as easy as you make it seen😔
@opewfmWPO it's not as hard as you think. I was in your shoes once, just gotta try talk to people and put yourself out there.
i can't rationalse why i like your comment so much that i keep staring at it
agreed tbh, it's easy to make friends but what makes it hard is overthinking about it@@renameagain5808
the wine glass on the doorknob is such a good idea! A+ intrusion detection system
@@BobDevV/videos But then he would actually have 2 drinking glasses, who needs that many?
@@galactose_ yeah gotta put that useless extra glass to work. honestly, i'd put the second glass on top of that one since you can just drink out of the tap, no glass needed
@@BobDevVbut then if there was an emergency where your building person had to let emergency services in, you would be screwed 😅
@@IvyLilley not really, said emergency services are probably wearing shoes.
@@BobDevVbro this is Boston aint no lil piece of wood is gonna do anything
flying all the way to Boston just to make cheesecake together? y'all that's a love interest
Looks like he took the train! It’s way more convenient than flying between the two cities
new york and boston are basically touching
that is the shortest trip ever you're just looking for an excuse to ship real people 💀
this is why guys feel uncomfortable with each other even if it's a joke lol
fym
'We don't need to make eye contact man ,we can talk about flavors and such '
This line killed me 😂😂
Y’all sharing a plate is hilarious 😂
"we don't have to make eye contact man" xD
One is using a fork and the other is using a spoon, like there's only one set of utensils.
"you only have two plates?"
Seeing friendship with a paranoid assistance and a future canoe is not what I expected to watch today, but man is this giving me good vibes from this interaction 🥰
I can't be mean even if I want to. This is legit me and my friends when we meet up for a trip. The banter, the silly jokes, the glorious moments. It's so relatable that I have the sudden urge to plan a road trip
"Just two guys in the kitchen.... having fun"
"Bro.."
Why is this so wholesome I love seeing two bros bake 😁😁
bro, i think they're more than friends
@@vesnapezer683woah what
@@asdadasdasdasdasd3416 how many hints do you need? He's hinting he's 💅 in every video
@@vesnapezer683you mean bestfriend right?
@@vesnapezer683okay but how do we know the other guy is 💅
Watching your friend making the mixture felt painful, i feel grateful you are the person we watch cooking
at least it didn't take long like the bed.
Futurecanoe being able to find someone more chaotic than him is the true meaning of friendship
These are the type of friends that have me like "How in the world have you made it this far?"
"I feel like you dont have common sense" the amount of times I have said this to my friends is crazy lmfao
I have had that said to me a lot.
That little red hand is unbearably cute! I love all it's appearances.
Of all the things not quite right in that house, you put your foot down and got him to go back for that second block of Philadelphia (still still no bin though).
Conclusion:
I am also impressed by the variety of life that people have. This was amazing.
That sigh at 10:54 ? That's probably how all older siblings feel about younger siblings...
Lmfao, as the youngest in my family, your last statement there was real as fuck
@@dfquartzidn6151 I have 3 younger siblings, that sigh is part of my breathing at this point
Yeah petition to make the red hand back lol
“I feel like you don’t have common sense”…the scream I screamt!!! This was the best video!! This brought me joy, it made me laugh, cry, irritation…it was perfect. Your friend…I mean that’s your friend. I’m glad you had a nice date with your friend. And is the podcast on Spotify?!
One of my favorite uploads ever, couldn't stop laughing at FutureCanoe roasting PA's living conditions and then getting frustrated with his cooking skills 😂 so real
When you know he's eating it with a spoon because PA only has one set of silverware, and he's already using the fork...
The pure betrayal of that 'second block' of Philadelphia reveal was incredible
The empty?
this is the funniest canoe video ever 😭😭 the dissapointment in his voice at the PA's behavior had me creasing💀💀
i am BEGGING u to do more content like this. it was sooooo funny watching y'all bicker, and i loved to see how u are around ur friends
Lol the fact he has a zester and no trash can is crazy! But I love this
the 1 single plate got me ☠☠☠☠☠
Watching your friend mix the batter and especially when he's using the spatula is driving me straight up the wall. Good Lord, my guy.
His unorganized cabinets nearly gave me a stroke.
@@Appaddict01it’s organized if you know where everything is 🥲☝️
im probably insane but i BLUSHED every time future canoe laughed
crazy that i have a crush on an npc that eats mold occasionally
anyways great vid as always!!! much appreciated
🫡we shall simp for future canoe
Glad I'm not the only one 😭😭
Omg sameeee . There's something just so attractive about him .
HAHA SAME
I thought I was going to be sad about the lack of voiceovers but this video was actually so funny, love the new character and the editing style. Can’t wait for more of this content!
12:10 I've felt this so many times while trying to train people at work.
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More of these please 😭 YOURE SO FUNNY interacting with others!! And I already love the PA. Yours one of the very few RUclipsrs who actually make me laugh I’m loving all the new members being added to this saga ❤❤
That was super cute 🥰 I love how the lemon curd topping was never mentioned again after the intro 🤣
“do you have any cooking equipment?” “not particularly” had me dying!!
We need more Vlogs. The wholesomeness and pure positive vibes are overwhelming. Great video
I loved the friendship between you and paranoid associate. So fun.
“I feel like you don’t have common sense”. 😂😂😂😂 I wish I could say it the way he does, I always sound irritated when I tell someone that. 😂
honestly couldn't stop laughing through this video. just watching you talk to your friend was really fun
I love the awkward interaction between you two 😆 Super Entertaining. Please do more vlogs 😆
Your friend is hella funny, when he said exquisite its literally the funniest thing in this video, also dont be harsh on him lol its his first time, he seems cool
you know what canoe? the 50 state trip might be worth it considering ted nivison and his buddy eddy burback did one and it was an ongoing series for every year, first they went to the rainforest cafe and the next year they did a trip to every margaritaville
This was glorious especially the Ligma Fork Podcast. Absolutely love the dynamic between you and PA and would love to see more like this keep up the amazing work.
Hearing FutureCanoes voice in real time with emotions gives off the impression he’s not an NPC, and it’s concerning.
Please stop this immediately 😢
I'm not in a great place in my life right now and i was feeling like shit, but you made my day a bit better and I'm grateful for that. Thanks Canoe, love ya ❤
$98 cheesecake always cheers me up when I'm feeling low
@@SnoopyReadspfft ahahhahahah that's so oddly specific
@@aynain1810 that was the amount they paid at Target for the ingredients to make the cheesecake in the video
@@SnoopyReads ik ik i just meant it sounded so oddly specific if taken out of context
Same actually
I really, really enjoyed this! It took me back 20 years to my first apartment and cooking with the crap I scrounged up at second hand stores and ikea or hand offs from my parents friends.
I managed, I experimented, and I loved every minute in the kitchen. I think that why I love watching you so much.
Didn't expect that I'd love this 😂 make this a permanent series please 😂😂
Unironically one of my favourite and most chill video I've seen all year. Love the vibes and the character development, especially the emotion.
14:43 THE HAND POINTING OUT THE MISSING JAM IN THE PIE I SHITTED
Please make more vlogs! My bf introduced me to you and we watched your videos together before he left for military training. I genuinely enjoy you, your videos and would love to keep binge watching your content! 🩷 if you’re ever in the Boston area again I’m sure we’d be more than happy to show you some of our favorite spots for food :)
"I am just impressed with the variety of life that people have-" LMFAOOOOO THE SHADEEEEE
Loved meeting P.A.! He's such a vibe 😂😂
The vibe is sadness
In a short time I've felt so many emotions. It's awesome to see or hear two bros having fun, and while cooking too! Great recipe and even philosophical touch. Perfect format.
Thank you for another great piece of your life 💚
This was like watching a sitcom, you guys are HILARIOUS!! What you lack in cooking(not rly) you make up with your comedic genius i swear. I laughed too much watching this. More vlogs please 👉👉
Love how he talks the same way in real life like in voice overs
The facts you have friends is mind blowing I hope I get some good friends too
VOTING FOR A NATIONAL DONUT ROADTRIP 🤩
Like, I thought I was the only one!❤
Driving to all 50 states!! 😂
I enjoy seeing this first date experience
I could sit and watch them chaotically bake forever. This was so wholesome and stressful at the same time ❤
I don't know exactly what it is about this video that had me laughing like a maniac throughout, but what an experience.
I’m surprised I’ve never been this entertained during a vlog
his interaction with his friend is super cute ❤😂
This is so weirdly romantic
I love how the thought of putting the loose kitchen items inside the empty boxes has never occurred to him
i was binge watching your videos all day today (i am sick and your vids are really nice to watch) and kept thinking I would so watch a vlog style video by you and then you dropped this video lmao - video was honestly pretty wholesome and i hope you make more of these ^^ the paranoid analyst is pretty fun i hope you do more vids with him
me tooo
This was extremely fun to watch and Hella relatable. It definitely fits with the theme of your channel, and I really hope you do more dishes with your friends. You can even do a shootout, which friend did it better under your guidance? There's a ton of potential here, and you've shown it with this video. Keep doing your thing, bro!
This video was really great, the interactions between the both of you guys reminded me of some friends that I interact with the same way. Loved this video
I was on his side until the empty boxes. Then I shouted, "Get the &^% out of there, FutureCanoe, he's Norman Bates!!"
NGL seeing your friendship with PA makes me wish I had friends.
best married couple 2024. Too cute. Good job on the cheesecake.
Seeing him backseat cooking is everything
Not storing potatoes in the fridge is an old practice based on concerns that starch turns to sugar faster. New science advises keeping them in the fridge as there is no difference in sugar production and they will last longer. That bed looked like it might have potatoes in it.
I've seen so many videos with that bed desk set up. Pretty cool. Didn't realize how slow it was. Also future talking about the big pillowcase on a small pillow....I've done the same thing for yeaaarsss. I feel slightly judged LMAO Canoe and PA are a great match. May your friendship blossom in the face of PA not knowing how to scrape down a bowl and you having a little finger pointer. Very wholesome and exciting first vlog. Excited for more! AND A PODCAST! What a day to be alive!
Whats the Manufakturer?
I love this. The bit was hilarious for a while, but you're super charming. Please do more like this. ❤
this video is great, and your humor really shines when you have someone else with you. this video made my day better!
The wholesomeness of this video cured my depression while it was on.
You 2 are the perfect match! 2 odd creatures who belong together.
I love the sound of his natural voice!
This is awesome! Love seeing you actually expressing yourself.
I enjoyed this episode. Very wholesome.🙂
The red pointer hand is now my favorite futurecanoe character.
i love this!! more please. i was watching a bunch of your shorts yesterday
The conversations were priceless. Please make more of these
Haven’t even finished this episode but I love this style of video from you, lots of funny moments already.
Man we need more content like this - I LOVE IT
That video is so cozy. It's like I'm with my homies doing funny shit while staying overnight. Thanks man for what you doing!
Im so happy for you and PA. CONGRATS ON COMING OUT!!!
FutureCanoe giving his friend instructions is the same as me giving instructions 😂
I appreciate the Home Alone trap wineglass
5:14 did i just hear "one of the girls" song playing lmao im so obsessed with it i can spot it ANYWHERE
ive been thinking about the paper towels as an oven glove for two days straight. incredible.
I loved this video. Excited for more. You're super sincere and down-to-earth.
"we dont need to make eye contact man" lol
This is an insane amount of emotion bro
Oh lord this was fun! I need more like this, it's great to see him show emotions