The Most Ridiculous Infomercial Ever (with Matteo Lane)
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- Опубликовано: 15 авг 2023
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today we're entering a time capsule and watching the magic bullet infomercial from like 2003 or something. i've gathered with matteo lane to chat about this strange infomercial for the magic bullet
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This infomercial was so popular there were multiple sequels including the whole gang on vacation, a surprise fling and a camping trip. There's a Magic Bullet Cinematic Universe. Yes I'm serious.
They have to do a magic bullet seriessss
And, in the vacation episode, it is suggested that Hazel and Vern sleep together! No joke.
Yes! It’s amazing That it’s basically a series
I'm getting Long Man vibes from that, but worse.
Don't forget the baby bullet baby shower video
the best part of this is that "magic bullet" absolutely sounds like a sex toy
certainly gives credibility to the swinger allegations
spencers has a toy called pussy power 💀 i dont doubt they got their own magic bullet too
I mean, anything can be a sex toy if you're brave or relaxed enough.
Also, I was like #69.
But wait a min!!!
There actually is a sex toy called a “silver bullet” and there are definitely people who get those confused
I like to imagine this is set the morning after a wild swingers party and everyone is avoiding the awkward tension by hyper fixating on a crappy blender
New headcanon
LMAO
This was literally the conclusion I had drawn before I came to the comments section to see if I was the only one. I think we’re besties now. Like contractually, I think that’s how it works. ❤😂
I mean… every swingers party has at least one magic bullet.
I mean… that’s not exactly off the mark from the later episodes
Mateo just casually whipping out his hot foreign boytoy to roast the salsa was the best thing actually
Such a flex wtf
That's his husband 😂
what an absolute heartthrob. im so happy for matteo and so jealous of him
@@miss_elaineous_How does that change what they said from being true 🤓
“Mateo we have better taste then that” Rodrigo sounded soo disappointed omg
It’s been 20 years… and I still don’t know if the Magic Bullet infomercial took place at a bed & breakfast or the morning after a swingers party.
There's enough pineapples to read between the lines
with all those fruits theres a pineapple in there
You cracked the code.
I always thought they had some sort of party the night before with the way people were dragging their asses into the kitchen, and a swingers party definitely makes the most sense. Possibly at a resort! Because who would have that ungodly amount of fruit??
It has the exact vibe right away of “all these people just had sex with each other” and there’s like 20 people
None of them are related and they’re all touchling each other
what a kind soul gabi is, making videos with her local senior citizens!
ikr so kind of her
As a 32 y/o I appreciate the inclusion
My dyslexic ass read this as chicken soul first?? And was like what tf does that mean? Lmao I was so amused when I re-read and understood 😭
@@starparodier91 good to see a representative of the senior youtube community in the comment section
@@LeilaleilaZ😂
I like that him offering him a smoothie and saying “how about a bit of the hair of the dog that bit ya” kind of implies he was hungover from smoothies lol
or that there’s alcohol in the smoothie
@@resident-evil-jerma5389 Either way, he IS drunk, somehow.
Hazel is basically when your small town high school drama teacher tells the class that there will be a substitute the next day and then shows up “in character” for an entire day
Hazel committed to the bit for sure
Shades of Mrs. Nelson and Viola Swamp! In fact... do we know that Hazel isn't Viola Swamp? She's got the vibe.
..
This sounds so specific...
i just-
who does that
I'm 36 years old, and I can almost recite this infomercial by memory. And the worst part is that the machine works! They didn't need this infomercial because the product actually stands on its own. But here we are.
right! i have one and i actually love it. I'd defend it with my life
I'm 40 & I've never seen this infomercial before today.
I refused to fall for it for ever, but a couple years ago mom got a nutribullet.... Now I have one. I loved it.
I'm 27 and I watched this every Sunday
I was going to write this, I'm 30 and from Denmark, this was my 'I refuse to go to school'-TV infomercial 😂. I have seen it way too much!
I love them blending foods to a pulp to make recipes that are supposed to have separate but combined distinct ingredients lol
Everything is sludge.
Like their blending their own paints. Gotta have all the colors. 😰
Like, Alfredo could make sense, but salsa? Blueberry muffins? Omelettes???
@@gracel2martIn defense, I kinda like super blended salsa
@@gracel2martas someone who hates chunks of fruit in baked goods, the blended muffins are kind of a vibe. Though I would probably turn the blueberries into a syrup and swirl it.
@@gracel2martMost Mexican restaurants I've been to in California have blended salsa. You're thinking of Pico de Gallo.
This has major Michael and Jan dinner vibes. They trapped these people into breakfast to try and make them invest in her husband's alien smoothie machine business. "And for only 10.000 dollars you can get in this amazing business opportunity with us!".
This is exactly what I was thinking! Like this is how they rope all their hungover friends into a “business opportunity”! 🤣🤣
I'm an old geezer, circa 1954, and I'm really enjoying this video. You're destroying my favorite infomercial, and I'm right there with you. This ad is so over the top, and the characters are so broad, and it's hilarious! I also love the "3 second" countdown. Just counting to 3 while actually blending 9-10+. No dirty pots or pans, but 200 Magic Bullet blending cups. Thank you for the laughs. Can't wait for the next one.
Rodrigo was criminally underutilized in this video. I think we all want to see more of him
EXACTLY! I AGREE!!! His commentary throughout would've elevated the video even more.
the extremely quiet ".....beans.....?"
Beans
And the way he was visibly shocked when he heard “that’s salsa”
i think we'd all like to see rodrigo
I think the only plot that makes this infomercial make sense is : This is the morning after a swingers party at a senior living facility and the hosts want to impress their friends.
its definitely hazel's house and she came downstairs bc she's bored
I have had this EXACT conversation with people, this is a swingers party
I can see it! My read was, this was the timeshare (equivalent) captive audience portion of this group vacation. They sneak it in a day into the trip so that you aren’t immediately scared off!
@@mikeharvey7966this is so much better than the swingers party read
Fun story, my neighbor broke into my house via my bedroom window at 2 am while the Magic Bullet infomercial was on my bedroom tv, and i got woken up by the sound of the windown unit AC in my room being knocked onto the floor in my room. I was like 9. This just gave me a bit of a flashback to that moment but watching you guys make jokes about the infomercial makes me feel so much better about it. It's kinda therapitic. Thank you.
why he do that tho
@sharkcuddles-bq2jl I still don't know to this day. I've wondered the same. 16 years later and still I don't know.
@@VoteOrDie99 Stealing copper wire out of the walls for some money for methamphetamines.
@@VoteOrDie99 What did they do, though? Were they just shuffling around the room? Did they go anywhere else in the house? Did they SAY anything? Did they just leave immediately???
@@penguinsrbirds2 actually there wasn't enought time for anything to really happen. The guy entered through the window in my room, and because he had to knock down the window AC unit to get in, and it was in my room, on the floor, the loud noise had me woken up (but this ad was on my bedroom TV, my bedroom light was on, my brother who I shared my room with at the time was awake and my bedroom door was open cus my brother was coming in and out, so by the time the dude entered fully, I was up and awake. Guy entered via window, saw that I was VERY alert, he was desperately begging for me to not yell, and screamed like a banshee. Within seconds, literally, my parents were in my room (we live in a small place, and my bedroom door was already open before any of this happened), and kicked the guy out via the same window he came in. My landlord was his landlord too, and he got kicked out I think Within a day or 2 (I was 9 so idk what exactly happened after the event). But I'll always remember, this EXACT long infomercial was on the TV when all of this happened.
My personal lore for this infomercial is they were spiked with acid on a cruise by a disgruntled teen, they're all strangers and none of this is real its all in their head. They're just trashing the kitchen at 4am
This infomercial has lived rent-free in my head for 20+ years. Sometimes I randomly think “Curry powder for everything!”
My wife and I both have fond childhood memories of this infomercial. We bought one as a joke because it also has lived in our heads rent free.
@TheCrowAngel do you end up using it?
It honestly unlocked a core memory 😂
@@TheCrowAngelDo you use curry powder for everything? 😂 (I kid, I kid)
For me , it’s “dinner, always a production” or “Na-chos anybody?”
Y’all don’t understand… my childhood friend and I RECORDED this on VHS 💀 We thought it was the funniest thing ever and would watch it over and over. I love this. This takes me back. ❤
I literally loved this and begged my parents for it. I LOVED infomercials for real. Don't even get me started on "set it. AND FORGET IT!"
@@imperfectlypaytoninfomercials are so much funner to watch than normal advertisements honestly
I had it recorded on TiVo and rewatched it frequently as a kid. 😂
Oh, I understand. I would stop what I was doing when I came across it on TV and watch it every time. I fantasized about having a custom playset with the actors as action figures.
I would just wake up at 5 am every morning to watch it. I WENT TO DISNEY AND STILL WOKE UP BECAUSE I COULDN'T MISS IT. 😂
Even here in the Netherlands it was always on tv. “Bob’s your uncle, Beck is your aunt” has been blueberry cemented in my brain ever since.
"freshly chopped onions" maam thats puree
Omg Matteo is one of my favourite comedians right now. This is a dream come true.
yea i saw one of his live shows and it’s weird seeing him with a youtuber i watch
@@im_the_trashmanikr! Like two worlds colliding
Same lol
His channel is great too
fr the most unexpected but amazing collision
I love that one of the selling points is that it takes up no more space than a (ridiculously large) coffee mug, but by the end of the commercial there's a whole countertop full of accessories.
I died when Rodrigo was like "beans".
Gabi and Matteo have incredible chemistry they need to do more of these!!
This would’ve thrived if they advertised this as an easy baby food maker.
I think it thrived in general lol they were everywhere
The baby’s food maker did thrive 😂
They had a separate line for that, actually! I think it was just smaller and had smiley faces on it.
Omg, somebody tried to buy us the "baby bullet" and I was like nah we have the target brand magic bullet, we're good.
@@MinttMeringueit still exists I don’t have a magic bullet and actually plan on getting the baby bullet lol it also comes with baby food cups and stuff
I'm of the right age to have watched this with friends on several hungover Sunday mornings. We were absolutely convinced that this was the awkward morning after a swinger party where these people had all swapped partners, and some of them were regretting it.
that. is EXACTLY the vibe i'm picking up between these people, they all know each other too well and are too annoyed at each other
Imagine waking up from an awesome night of passionately hugging the masses, craving breakfast and having to sit through a 30 minute demonstration by someone stuck inside an MLM instead of you.
yes!!
@@nettackI'm actually never going to get over _stuck inside an MLM instead of you_ holy shit
the dumb blonde is the female hosts younger sister, who was having trouble with her husband. they concocted a plan to throw a swinger party to spice up their love life & have some fun, and the host couple took it as an opportunity to stage a brunch demonstration of their newest patent. it didn't save the marriage.
AW you missed the whole Vernon "Yuck I hate broccoli!" :D
This infomercial was the best sitcom of the 2000s. Everyone who couldnt sleep has seen this multiple times.
Rodrigo is an icon and we need a sequel that develops only his character.
YES YES YES AND YES WE NEED MORE RODRIGO! I DEMAND HIM
- sincerely, a Mexican offended by the nasty bland salsa
My mom has a magic bullet but it broke so now we just use it as a water cup. Surprised that with the 1000 uses they listed the one we use it for isn't featured
Oh hey, I have a magic bullet cup that I use for juice.
It's a great juice cup, dunno if it was a good blender
Fancy seeing you here 😂
I can't find the blender part but I still have my mugs
SAME!!!!!
28:35 chocolate mousse in a martini glass was peak 2000s
I use my magic bullet every day...for smoothies...grouting the tub...magic potions...inciting civil unrest....the uses are endless!
It's the ultimate tool to manifest your best self and true destiny!
@@wlb2j all for one low price 😀
I love these commercials. The bold promises, the bland looking food, the amount of character that is injected into the skeptical older women, absolute perfection.
Next episode Gabi attempts to make all of these dishes using a MagicBullet.
She just goes "fuck it" and throws all the food in her kitchen in it.
@@jeremyross9698and it all gets blended in 10 seconds or less! :D
Would watch "Making 7 different flavors of concrete"
I was so onboard with the "I think this is the most disgusting" bit. Blending up hard candy would undoubtedly just leave shards of crunchy dust in your milkshake.
And then the throws in "peppermint in my chocolate, ew". Never have I been more disappointed. Choc+Mint is a magical combination.
That chicken salad looked nasty but Matteo freaking out over the apple?! Have you never heard of a Waldorf salad????
The "hair of the dog that bit you" means a remedy for something that contains a small amount of what caused the ailment. It's an idiom most often used to reference drinking a little bit to cure a hangover
Only alcoholics need one, why isn't somebody helping him?
Also, isn't hair of the dog a commonly known thing?
we just call it repairing where I'm from lol
@@aud7593 Ireland?
canadian and have never heard of this saying
@@smalltime0 Yeah I dont' think it's the idiom as much as the weird delivery.
This is cleary the morning after a swinger party, minus the bacon and the one tense couple with a parner that broke their pre-party "no kissing" rule 😂
This infomercial just wouldn’t go away. It was on late night and seemingly took up whole hour blocks.
And time life
My god i remember this saga.
As an adult all i can think is this is set in a sober living house and one of the freshly clean addicts is in a manic mood right when the magic bullet he ordered arrived.
with all these videos about infomercials I'm waiting for gabi to make her own, I think she's an expert by now
what would it be about?
need this
infomercial for her next sponsor read 🤔
Definitely would be a great way to advertise for merch tbh 👀👀
How has Matteo never heard of mint chocolate.
I want a follow-up video where he loses his shit over the concept of a peanut butter & jelly sandwich or any other incredibly common popular combo.
Someone order this man a grasshopper.
Hazel walked so "good steering wheel that don't wiff out the window while you driving" could run
Hazel's smoke with the long ash that never falls even though she's flailing that thing around like a tennis racket being held with her mouth, is the best part of her for me.
I have a proposition for you Gabi. You make more of these and I'll watch them. I think you'll find this arrangement very lucrative.
This made me laugh so hard
All you need to do is make 1… 2… 3… of these and we’ll all be eating.
More like public humiliation of the poor actors
@@SparkleP8nter huh
Everyone will get
Exactly what
They want!
27:45 I'm convinced she's actually the voice of reason since even she couldn't comprehend how the hell those two pasta dishes suddenly appeared out of thin air.
She’s like 😀❓❓
Also…I used to visualize the reason for Berman looking so rough and Hazel coming down in a good mood, is that Berman snuck out of Hazel’s bedroom late last night.
Also I’d like to say, about the machine itself:
I have a magic bullet from college. You cannot stack the cup things, at least not where they won’t topple over, so you have to store them all separately and it takes up an ENTIRE shelf!
Plus! If you don’t have a dishwasher, good luck! These cups are the WORST to clean by hand because of the ridge things.
AND ALSO half the time they’re putting things into the cups in this infomercial, they’re overfilling them!! This is SO much effort for a product that didn’t even get sold on a mass level because theirs works better than any of the ones in stores😂😂😂😂😂😂
EDIT: I bet you five dollars that after ALL of the things they used the ONE blend motor for, that motor is for sure burned up and going to be slower from here on out 😂
you’re so right … that whole kitchen must be filled with that weird smell of overheating magic bullet motor. also the coffee beans and ice cubes definitely blunted the hell outta the blades 😭
@@scrbusaucuparia exactly!! Especially putting the ice in last so it hits the blade first??
It's not just an infomercial, it's a piece of history.
Maybe i'm just high but I laughed so hard when Gabi insisted upon calling an omelette an egg smoothie
"Why are they rushing?"
Me: they did break into these people's home.
this was literally my absolute favourite infomercial growing up, i’d be so excited waking up in the early morning and watching it😭
As an also _"British person,"_ I'm embarrassed that he put in *_one_* jalapeno 16:22
Like the accent is either Irish or Scottish seems to change depending on the moment
One small piece of jalapeno
Definitely from northern England. Somewhere between Manchester and Blackpool.
also one tiny shake of curry powder lol
@@Dracon7601he's very clearly from the Northwest. That only sounds Scottish if you've never been north of Birmingham
“In ONE….TWO………THREE S E C O N D SSSSS” that’s like 10 seconds
I want Matteo to narrate literally everything in my life
"A little bit of jalapeño pepper" *proceeds to put in exactly one slice of pepper.
This is like some sort of weird torture to my soul
Matteo's horror at combining chocolate and peppermint confused me. Chocolate and mint are a holy combination. The Andes mints are the only reason to go to olive garden
I was thinking the same thing, isn't it a common pairing?
@@davidfc7136 in his defense who the fuck makes it by tossing in hard peppermint candy and blending it?
(also too much mint makes me nauseous so i get it)
I still remember being high as hell watching this ridiculous infomercial at like 3 am at my friends house and thinking it was hilariously insane
I’m not even high and I’m thinking the same thing
Same
Peppermint in chocolate is a common thing in the UK and is a good taste combination. After Eights are just really great and mint hot chocolate is so good.
17:35 he’s a cute pie 🥧
This infomercial gave me life. We didn't have cable, so I would watch the infomercial channel when I was sick
We HAD cable and I'd watch the infomercial channel when I was sick.
I’ve found my people
@@rebeccacruikshank1048 Welcome home
I was so autistically in love with this infomercial as a kid that I would SEARCH for it late at night to watch until I fell asleep.
My head canon, they're all swingers at a weekend getaway
Why is that so strongly the vibe here lmao it’s what I always thought too
Swingers waking up after a wild night.
The best part is imaging Hazel's role in the orgy!
Memory unlocked of all the mommys and daddys in my family competing over who scored the best deal on a Magic Bullet knockoff from Mervyn’s
Who's Mervyn?
12:51 this is actually really funny because my dad bought a magic bullet back then and guess where it is today? Living in the back of some cupboard 💀
I love Matteo Lane!!! I did not expect this crossover!!! As someone with a sister 10 years older than me (she's a millenial and I'm gen z), this perfectly captured the intergenerational bantering dynamic. Also great to see 2 people in different spheres of comedy collab. Artists support other artists!
Matteo's sheer outrage at the idea of peppermint mint and chocolate is absurd. They're a natural duo!
Mint and chocolate is a better combo than chocolate and peanut butter.
@@jeremyross9698woah woah woah let's not get carried away nothing makes a better combo then peanut butter and chocolate 😂
@@seanla38 I disagree, but I respect your opinion. I'm lukewarm on peanut butter. Even though it has the word 'butt' in it.
Yeah I love Matteo but he’s simply wrong on that one 😂
Okay I might get hate but that chicken salad recipe wasn’t too bad either…the ingredients were right (just need to add some more), just not when it’s blended to a juice!!!
I 100% watched this infomercial in full late at night as a kid, I can't believe how much of it I could accurately recall as I watched this.
13:26 felt like the infomercial from the Cat in the Hat
Anything?
Anything.
Im one of the people that actually bought one of these, I specifically asked for it and nothing else for like my 8th birthday. In defense of the magic bullet, I used it all the time! It had a bunch of different cups and sizes and it did blend really well, but it really was no different than any other blender at the time lol I stayed home sick a lot and this was literally my favorite thing to watch 😂 it really lived up to the hype in my 8 year old eyes, but the worst part was cleaning the cups!
👏👏👏 I loved mine
I wanted one so bad. I asked for it for Christmas every year from 12 to like 15. I never got my magic bullet and now that I have a ninja bullet I don't use it nearly that often
I bought one of these too and also loved it! (Well my parents bought me one too)
This is adorable
You just rinsed it out and then put water and a bit of dish soap in the cup, pop the blade on and blend. Takes care of most of the cleaning. I usually only needed to hit it with a sponge real quick after that and rinse. But I was 10 so maybe age gave me wisdom. Altho I still have a magic bullet always. And it's always the brand too. Lmao 🤣 I am loyal. But it is all because of those commercials. The whole series of them. Altho by time baby bullet came out I had a life. Was too old. But they got a customer for life from those crazy ass infomercials.
This felt like a very short 37 minutes, I was laughing the whole time and trying to figure out the hidden lore of the magic bullet infomercial mystery family
“Stinky smelly garlic”… With a cigarette in her mouth! 😂😂😂
I LOVE THIS! This was one of my favorite infomercials at the time. I've seen this a zillion times. Now a zillion+1!
Magic Bullet's weird sitcom infomercial is still gold 😂
Me and my sister still say hallapeeno because of this infomercial! There was also a sequel where they reveal the older woman and the balding guy slept together 🤯
I just your channel Gabi and I’ve been binge watching them. Now you have Matteo Lane on your channel! Love this. You create such great content.
11:30 Anne Heche (RIP) Meg Ryan, Halle Berry, Gwyneth Paltrow, friggin' Kate Gosling AND MORE celebrities rocked that atrocious hairstyle!
I would wake up early every Sunday morning just to watch the entire magic bullet infomercial 😭 I had all the dialogue memorized lmao
THE COLLAB WE DIDNT KNOW WE NEEDED AND DONT DESERVE!!!!!! (love matteo)
The Geico Cavemen got made into a (short-lived) sitcom, but we only got the one episode of this infomercial couples resort?
I remember this informercial so clearly, it was the only one at the time that was shot like it was "real people" interacting w each other? Instead of somebody trying to directly sell to you. It was definitely more watchable for a 10yr old on a sunday afternoon when nothing else was going on
OMG your comment just bring back memories. 😂 I used to watch shopping channel for hours cause there's nothing else to watch.
I'm not in English speaking country and these kind of infomercials got dubbed in the most absurd ways, it's ALWAYS hilarious.
For me this infomercial feels like summer nights in my family's basement trying to beat the heat and trying to find something to watch at 2am, so thank you for that. Also I can't get over how they pretend it can shred cheese, and chop garlic in the same batch. So either the cheese is getting chopped or the garlic is getting shredded. That's just how physics works.
The ingredients used to make that chicken salad deserved a better fate.
this is one of the best product reviews/deep dives I’ve ever seen! Well done Gabi and Matteo!! you have easily become one of my new favorite RUclipsrs. And Mateo is the spitting image of one of my former coworkers, and I absolutely adore it.
I have literally seen this thing dozens of times and it left a magic bullet sized hole in my psyche for years. As a kid watching infomercials late at night I was completely unaware how much stuff was just being glued to my brain until it gets referenced like this. I had no intention of ever buying this crap yet I would watch a freaking tv sitcom length ad every time it came on.
They really hype the food up, then it's just sludge everytime 😭 Also please collab with Matteo again, you're both favs of mine!
Yeah, I don't want my muffins or omelette blended - I want them mixed... It's so weird.
The magic of the magic bullet is that it never ground anything evenly
This is one of my favorite infomercials ever. It’s the best.
17:21 Rodrigo said 1000 words in two head nods
Y'all being so flabbergasted by the chicken salad is sending me 😂😂 I don't like raisins in mine but I usually do ground chicken, mayo, apples/grapes, and celery. I would never blend it all together but I do use a blender to chop the chicken cause I'm lazy and it's good! It really doesn't taste as weird as it seems lol
i know and they harp on it soooo long and are so mean about it 😭 like ok we get it you've never heard of chicken salad even tho it's fairly common in the US move on already lmao
Maybe chicken salad has fallen out of fashion but I just saw chicken apple sausage at the grocery store today. There's no excuse for being surprised at such a normal combination of flavors 😂
My thoughts exactly! I've also had the chicken apple sausages too and they're hella good. Chicken and apples just sorta work together for some reason
The magic bullet can chop chicken if you tap it instead of turning on regular run
Ditto. It's extremely common. Though I prefer yogurt over mayo.
This infomercial has always cracked me up from the cringe.
My sister and I used to watch this full infomercial any time it was on and just be amazed. Now I question my 8 year old self. But I remember getting this as a joint Christmas gift from my parents and it wasn’t as amazing as I’d hoped. It ended up in a cabinet somewhere in the kitchen and was later, like 15+ years later, thrown out because we never used it and had a ninja blender and it was so much better. This was such an unhinged but top tier infomercial!
7:30 The fucking WHAT? I can guarantee you that that is the worst fucking tasting coffee, the particles size is going to be all over the place! How dare they advertise that shit?
I love how well Matteo has this infomercial memorized
Millennial here. I have countless memories of seeing this infomercial late at night during summer vacations growing up, and just enjoying how amazing and terrible it is all at once. Thank you guys for unlocking that part of my childhood again. 😂
At 2:15, he says, “What about a bit of the hair of the dog that bit you?” which literally means, “Would you like to treat your hangover by drinking more of the same stuff that caused it?”
the "zeus' fury" to "is that the magic bullet outside" fucking SENT ME
I am 28 and remember seeing this infomercial a million zellion times when I was a kid. To the point that whenever my mom or I saw it on TV, we would call each other to the room to watch this. It was usually at night, so I would be up and my mom is watching TV in her room and she would call out to me and we would just watch it. We made fun of it and just enjoyed it. This unlocked such a core memory lol
“This is the beginning of two girls one cup” “This is how to make different types of glue”
This man is hilarious 🤣🥰
I used to have the script to this infomercial memorized. I don't know why I loved it so much.
I used to watch this exact infomercial when i was a kid and couldnt sleep or woke up super early. Have bad insomnia my whole life so i would wake up and watch tv when i couldnt sleep. Back in the late 90s and early 2000's nothing was on tv at 4AM except old TV shows, infomercials, and morning news at 5am.
Oh man spending summers getting baked and watching 8 hours of infomercials, that ausie dude/wife combo were all over the place.
I’m aware social media’s zapped my attention span,but LORD! It felt like three hours of gushing with desperate enthusiasm, racing to demonstrate, and explain theSAME THING over and over!Like ANOTHER amazing recipe?! Oh, GOD, it’s like Groundhog Day with a looping pop song AAAAUUGGHH!!! Give me a MAGIC BULLET to the head and end this everlasting infomercial!!!🫣🔫