How to fake your death for views
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- Опубликовано: 29 ноя 2018
- XtremeGamez are back with a new update on their health...
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Outro music ► Whitewoods - Beachwalk
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Приколы
It's always the weirdos that drag me into their "realities". SMHH.
Jesus Christ hi Jesus ily
I love you jesus
Jesus Christ I love you
Sup j-dawg
Allah all the way
_Their channel is dying, but not them._
Top kek
Damnit this wasn’t even a good comment why’d you win
Lol
xDestroy y u bully me ;(
You know a comment will have heaps of likes when they get 237 subscribers in 4 minutes
“My acne, it’s a side effect of my *disease* “
Me: Being a teenager??
being alive
I love that... lol 😂
I’m dying I guess idk
Hitting a bit close to home there.
Absolute vertigo
Why are they lying about dying it's not nice to get people's hopes up
Oof
OOF
Major oof
Oof
Shut went from 1 to 100 real fucking quick
free me from prison pyro
nope
Dad
9 year olds can’t do that smh
ok this is freakin' epic
Tell him to make petscop 2 please.
Please come back I need that milk u said u were going to get
Yeah i’m gay
G:where
A:is
Y:Petscop 2
Swaggerman 69 I’m a W.I.P
We want a video about Fortnite Save the World mode's backstory.
It's no where
@Staeker JP Actually I have the video for it. I will just show you the link as you can see on this comment.
Swaggerman 69 | I did a GAY to that fetus
G: Giant
A: Ass
Y: Yeetus
so the neurosurgeon told him it was all in his head? genius.
I mean, he isn't wrong
I throw up on command and when I went to the doctor they said "it's all in your head, stop it"
@@IXIRaygun I cum on command, when I went to the doctor he said: "stop it, it's all in your nuts"
Ha bruh that impossible
Ultra mega super bruh moment 👌
"Did he heal me fully?"
"No"
*roll credits*
*curb your enthusiasm theme*
Protogen
@@yureiotakughost9464 ey
Seinfeld theme
Yurei OtakuGhost who that
Call the game review series “So Guys, We Played it”
This is ingenious
Yes
We reached a quarter of a million positive reviews on steam
FUCK YEAH
LazerzZ omfg yes. Genius
It took me like half the video to realize pyro wasn't editing their video
His*
@@evildokkanworld5126 no he meant their video I think
Hobo Frodo me too, I honestly thought Pyro was being ironic but nope.
Hobo Frodo he didn’t?
*her*
My mom has vertigo!
shOulD i CaLl a ChIroPraCtoR
He's right, and make sure to mention doctors that don't exist to sweeten the pot
@Soccer Loco HIT THAT SUBSCRIBE BUTTON, SMASH LIKE, TURN ON NOTIFICATIONS AND GET ABSOLUTLY NOTHING WHILE I RAKE IN MOENEY AND JUST LAF
You shouldn't the don't
Tilt your head upside down for a minute the put it up for a minute. I know this comment is a joke but this helps.
No, you should call...........
*_The Ghost busters_*
basically a chiropractor does this:
sees someone with cancer
punches in the face
screams "YOU ARE CURED"
@George W cant beat them if you shot them twice in the head and buried their body in a place where no one will find them
@George W That would work but you're forgetting they are buried in a place where no one will find them!
@@doyoufart1334 only problem is you have a .0001% chance of having that person survive track you down kill you and then end a war practically by themselves.
No he 🅱️ucking shoots him
George W like that one scene in red dead two where John kicks the lumbago out of uncle
That's right! You may fool all those nine year olds, but pyro is a 10 year old with no car, you can't fool him!
Travis Williams Yea pyro the fellow minecrafter will strike down these fools
Travis Williams im a 9 year old who doesn’t care about those thots
When they compare the fake virtigo with eye cancer, that was honestly extremely horrid to hear, since my friend has recently died from brain cancer. Yes, Brain cancer and Eye Cancer are different things, but the thing is that the brain cancer caused a tumor on her eye, which caused her to go blind in her one eye and her eye swelled up. This really gets me mad because your fake disease, or overly blown out of proportion disease, is not as horrible as someone who has cancer.
Were you going blind?
Were you so sick you were in the hospital for months?
No?
Then stop trying to make your fake diseases. Doctors can see tumors with scans, and you trying to compare what you have right now to something as horrible as cancer? Stop it, and just grow up and stop claiming your dying from virtigo, and dont say that eye cancer is like a little pain, it is not a little pain, it is serious.
YES!
So sorry for your loss, and thank you for pointing this out. It's disgusting how these people talk about disease and minimize it, especially since the one with kidney disease should understand how serious of an issue it is.
I’m sorry for your horrible loss man but I guess he is no longer in pain and has found the peace he’s probably longed for.🤞👍
Sorry for your loss man, and I agree it’s extremely horrid that this kid is comparing his “”””real”””” vertigo to any form of cancer
Ghostgirl 708 dab wounds
I really can't tell what is Pyro's editing and what is XtremeGamez's.
same
Same
Same
same
emaS
10:32, "We saw a kid come in, completely autistic, their arm is spazzing, there leg is spazzing." As an autistic person, I want to say; What? That is not how Autism works at all. It's not like having a seizure. Autism is a neurological disfunction that effects your ability to socialize, and act as expected in a social situation. It can also cause you to develop unusual habits, or Obsessive-Compulsive Disorder. It doesn't cause you to go into an epileptic fit 24/7.
Maybe you could call the game thing “not Petscop 2”
La Levesque or NPS2
Non-Petscop 2: This Is Not Petscop
Actually this would be really funny. He should donit
Remember the hope for petscop 2? This is it now...
Stop following me
I think the more people ask about it, he's less likely to feel motivated as he getting demands by the sounds of it 😂
I was going to the comments to post exactly this, but here you are. Already doing the lords work.
Feel old yet?
@@Keniisu thank you friend!, as much as I'm excited for the next part, I'd rather wait yknow?, feels more worthwhile that way and I enjoy it a bit more 😊
"autistic person spazzing out... and two months later they could function as a normal person" can I just say, as an autistic person myself, there is so much wrong with this sentence
CookieClub-IKR, I thought the same thing (my brothers autistic). The way they talk about all this shit is just offensive, tbh.
me too, I'm not easily offended but that really got me
Is that a Natsuki profile pic I see?
@@amtrakisveryepic4169 yes indeed
@@bigchez2342 Natsuki and Sayori are second best in my opinion. I love them :3
9:13 that looks like an SCP document.
Acne boy doesn't have vertigo he has *Absolute Vertigo*.
SweWolf No, he has Lumbago. It’s a serious medical condition.
Joey Ferrs L U M B A G O
@@joeyferrs5965 It's a medical condition alright, but it ain't serious. Studies shows that up to 80% of people will get lumbago sometime during their lifetime. Easy to get when lifting things wrong or with age. Fancy name for backpain.
@@TheArrivalCyberse its sarcasm, they know it ain't serious 🤦♂️
@@joeyferrs5965 what is lumbago 👙👙
The guy who has vertigo probably says he needs to be in a wheelchair after stubbing his toe.
Then does a stream to raise money for the wheel chair and gets up and walks away at the end
@@121hearc *Gets up to use the bathroom*
Nah bro
Lumbago
Handz 0n Trigger I saw you on jacksfilms
@@thedragon7041
*sees cockroache on floor during stream*
"Oh shit" *gets up and runs to the nearest flamethrower*
"Oh that was my emergency adrenaline that only kicks in once in a lifetime" *sits back down*
The only acceptable name for Pyrocynical’s subscribers is:
Bullies.
@@Motivated_Alpha ew self advertisement in other people's channels
@@cyrodiin You shouldn't have clicked it bro.
@@cyrodiin it specificaly said "DON'T CLICK THIS" why do you click it?
@@Xhepyxopila Come on, you're telling me people telling you not to do things doesnt make you want to do it?
@@cyrodiin For some people yes
For someone who did that and saw someone who's head just got crushed by a tire no
I was kind of hoping that these guys called their subs “extremists”
Xtremists without the ‘e’ because his fans are too “cool” to spell it right
Anonymous [26490] makes sense
Anonymous [26490] so Xtrmists
I prefer exorcists
Auto generated subtitles accept
Remember those "dying" RUclipsrs? This is them now... feel old yet?
We wrote that at the exact same time 😂
BackstabberSYKE what are the odds?
@@goodvibezone8136 I DON'T KNOW WHY 😭😭😭
we had the same idea
I loved the colab with dinkster
87 years of T-POSING still going strong get on my level 7 year olds
Mr Jesus ＮＯ Ｕ
@@ballstretcher2178
*in Japanese bad ass deep voice*
NANI
@@ballstretcher2178 I curse with T-POSINGitis u can T-Pose no more mortal
@@mrjesus9232 You're not Jesus. You're a boomer! DISGUSTING!😡
@@christianred9730 r/wooooosh
On behalf of all Christians, I want to apologize
Stalin shall make our souls pure on the side of communism
Because of your profile pic I don't forgive you
Partylizard you know what a joke profile is, right?
@@schlopsker.mp5 yeah, it was a joke
*communist profile picture*
It triggered me so much when they started saying that what they're going through is the equivalent of having cancer and the doctors not being able to diagnose it because I went through that with bone cancer and had to live with the pain whilst the GPs just continuously wrote it off as growing pains. They have no idea how disrespectful they are being by saying that
Remember the guy who made a petscop video, this is him now
Seriously.
Remember the guy who made Shrek is Swag, this is him now
Perfect name for the game reviews would be “petscop 2 review”
damn, I thought the same exact thing. I think the first EPIC game he should review is that weird game call "Lego Petscop"
Go back to super mega
Review fallout 4
to bad petscop is not a game hehe...
Just say we are pyros
Dude literally looks like he's tryna grow a pimple farm on his face
he looks like a dot-to-dot puzzle
Nigga do be saving on cooking oil doe
That’s an insult to pimples
They're like me as a 10 year old kid explaining to my Mum why I shouldn't go to school today.
Why because your ten year old self tried to explain Dizziness.
Feeling like you're moving or spinning.
Problems focusing the eyes.
Hearing loss in one ear.
Balance problems.
Ringing in the ears.
Sweating.
Nausea or vomiting. or just nausea and vomiting?
Me trying to tell my momi can't go to school because I'm having a heart attack in my arm
I didn’t get a notification for this video, even though had the bell on...
_RUclips, this is not epic._
RUclips should game end themself
again?!??!
Same
Are you gonna be like Justin. Y or something?
*#MoOOoooøœÔDd*
can someone revive pyro from the dead so he can bully more children
Ik, he’s been out for almost a week ;-;
Still waiting for petscope 2
Yo
Yo
Yo
It is said that their house is literally a giant crucifix.
8:37
This scene genuinely has the same energy as "I do not kill people, that is- that is my _least_ favourite thing to do"
Only 90's kids will remember the title: Remember those "dying" RUclipsrs? This is them now...
Lol
T posing for 87 years.....Jesus Christ
-okay now that's epic-
T-posing for 87 years
*My Response: JESUS CHRIST*
87 years of t-posing......
THE WORD OF THE LORD AAAAAMEN
It’s 2019 October and they are still alive making videos
It's because of *JESUS*
Unfortunately......
That's spooky
Oof
Sadly
I respect Pyro,
He didnt want to ruin his hair for this video, like look at the headphones.
Remember the man that made MLG montages? This is him now...
EDIT: He changed the title and ruined my epic joke.
Nathorix No shit
:/
his channel's dying now
ROBLOX is no
Roblox clickbait youtuber :thinking:
The left guy’s hairline is the only thing that’s dying
Craigslist Assassin boy on the left so oily, pizza face, oil the pan looking ass no stick looking ass
Craigslist Assassin fucK I WAS GONNA COMMENT THE EXACT SAME THING
@@italianwaffle5592 ima cook fries with that grease who hungry
Who cares about a hairline
He got the 8th grade haircut by dad
LMAO its so messed up at the end. Bless your soul pyro. "Drink more of my ELIXE *LOUD MUSIC*"
"People commenting that it's just acne"
People:
"The only thing your dying of is acne lol" "the guys face on the right looks like bubble wrap" "your lies are seeping through your oily skin and manifesting as blemishes"
*side effects*
THEY DELETED THE VIDEOS
Man i sure do hope someone picks up that phone
*BECAUSE I FUCKING CALLED IT*
Wait wat?
(checks channel)
Bloody hell.
Their last videos are 4 months apart! They must have lost a ton of money from that shitshow, you know what they could do with right now?
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We are back, guys, for more Tik Tok. Now when the video gets claimed, I don't care.
@@Dabajaws but WHO WAS PHONE?
@@yuggoth777 my grandma,she was baking cookies
why
Ahm ahm petscop 2
YES
YOS
Randy Smors goteem hit the dab like kiz whalifa!
Yis
JESUS TOOK MY PAIN AWAY
Bruh are we just gonna ignore the fact that there's a holy bible for Minecrafters
Are you mocking my religion?
@@yungoranj6935 sorry man, please forgive my pixelated sins
Don't mock our god /notch/
That outro was nightmare fuel on 0.75x speed
Horseshoe Crab where's your pfp from lmao
@@quantum728 Darude Sandstorm.
Answer our cries you monster
Pfp sauce?
Did he/she change it?
It could be called “Cynical Review”
or alternatively, Petscop 2
Actually is not that bad man i like it
Ooh, how about "(Pyro)Cynical Brit"
fL petescop Bristol’s petscop
So EPIC!!!
Remember the Pyrocynical fanbase? This is them now....
*PETSCOP 2*
*PETSCOP 2*
*PETSCOP 2*
*PETSCOP 2*
*PETSCOP 2*
*PETSCOP 2*
*PETSCOP 2*
*PETSCOP 2*
*PETSCOP 2*
*PETSCOP 2*
*PETSCOP 2*
So guys we did it, MLG Teletubbies, fortnite
They’re also 9
Feel old yet?
Feel old yet?
*Pyro releases Petscop 2*
Fuck off, Pyro. Bully more kids
RUclipsrs: Try to fake their own death
Jaystation: DEAD OUJIA BOARD CHALLENGE
OMG THEY CAME AND GOT POTIONS FROM THE BLACK MARKET
OH MY GOD GUYS
THEY CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD AND THEY BECAME GAY GUYS
I have a serious serious kidney disease
*goes to chiropractor*
Hey guys what’s up!
It's me xXxx69420xxxxXXxx here
@@cheesemancer7039 hey, remeber me _.:xXdarkkillerXx:._
Guys pyro is dying of not releasing petscop 2
1 like = 1 prayer to pyro
EDIT:Okay I'm going check up on my comment **sees comment** **inhales** WHAT THE FU- **OCEAN MAN PLAYS** Thx guys have a wonderful day😁
F U N
1 like= 1 F in the chat
Roses are red, violets are blue,
I’m still waiting for Petscop 2
YOU'RE MOM IS A JEW
Well, that escalated quickly
No
So guys we did it....
I was thinking of a joke but someone already did it
i love how it sounds like they refer to their fans as "extremists"
Pyro's laugh breathes new life into me every time
Why do they call their fans extremists
Fucking Isis did it again.
I don't know
@@jackshill8700 Why do I feel like I saw you somewhere else?
@@mildlydepressed do you know hello there daily?
Extremegames
*i can’t breathe*
Chiropractor: Hold my beer
Chiropractor: Hold my bone crusher.
I have cancer*
RigidChicken bro u cured my ligma and cancer
KidKrazy no problem any time
Hey Doc I’ve been dead for 8 years, can you help me out?
Xtremegamez: Doctor Bergman my kidneys are failing, what should I do.
Bergman: Lemme hold you by the kidney area and literally try to snap in two.
Xtremegamez: Sounds legit
People: Thank you God
Doctors: :O
I keep getting confused by which is their editing and which is pyros...
Hiaku Tzuaki Just try to enjoy the vid, don’t think about it too much you might end up like me
I Legit won an iPhone x from extreme games but I was given a kidney stone
Oof
friends of John Wick.
jesus christ quackity sucks.
default skin
throw the stone at them lmao you dumb
this gem of a vid got posted on my birthday now that's epic
Those two on camera together are like how the Half Life AI, they can only perform one action at a time.
I think pyro has lumbago and vertigo, and that's the reason he cant upload Petscop 2
White bg gang
I have lumbago, sorry
Why u bully pyro
**goes to see doctor**
**doctor starts doing his thing**
**hears 3 snaps**
Craigslist Assassin *I-I don’t feel so good...*
Craigslist Assassin L U M B A G O
Zoinks scoobs
10:09 when heggle got shot, the sound effect of what pyro added was the sound of me laughing at that joke.
Definitely some of my favorite edits are when Pyro uses dark souls music
Yes Pyro, we’d love Petsc- game reviews! And it should be called AGMAR; *a gamers monthly ad revenue*
BoxfPhex I like that
good idea!
remember deep voiced lesbian?
this is him now
TheShadowLord007 Pyrocynical is going to game end you
Her
Remember pyros intro
now he's just a deep voices transgender
TheShadowLord007 9
Love that you put Kira's theme at the broken bones time
same
3:50 Tommy teaching sign language
Bible
Todd 2.11: “it just works”
Is that a mothefucking jojo reference???
Rose Killer Fallout 76
#BethesdaRuinedFallout
Kennywnorth Ken North nah, not completely mate, just fucked up a bit, like when ya mam doesn’t put enough sugar in your tea an you tell er to put some more fucking sugar in, the point I’m trying to make is that even though it might be a bit shit for fallout fans now it will get better, and at least we still have new Vegas
When Pyro ends up in a clinic.
PyroClinical
No
So guys we did it, we got involuntarily hospitalised.
The comedian
XDD
Can't say I haven't heard that one before.
Until today I thought they were calling there subscribers "Extremists"
Hah. I made the same comment. I’m not sure which came first but because my comment has more likes than yours, that means you copied me. You’ll be hearing from my lawyers.
Hey what's up my extremists today we're gonna be discriminating against races that do not agree with my political leaning
Just them wearing crosses is offensive to jesus
Many will come in His name, said it 2000 years ago and it's sad how often you see it happen. Sadder that other people dont and choose to follow them.
Original title: Remember those "dying" RUclipsrs? This is them now...
K3N-L3X only 80’s kids will remember
Yeah, remember.
I preferred that one...
K3N-L3X Feel old yet?
Here before it gets taken down
Here before I die. (Free iPhone give away!)
Thanks for the tutorial!
1:09 THAT COMMENT AT THE TOP HAS ANNIHILATED MY SOUL LMFAO
Release petscop 2 or I'll put your mom in prison.
No, if he doesnt release the video youtube will ban his channel and take his ads away
But she's already tracer
Game end her mother
Gaming Series name : Pyro Plays
Alcoholix F u seem greasier than me
Probably played some bookworm adventures deluxe. It heals the soul.
Agreed
Time to play book worm
You're way more fun than Justin Y, dude.
Your appearance is underappreciated
Beef Stew this isn’t even dunkys channel...
Speaking of him have you seen his bookworm adventure video?
12:06 I keep coming back to this video because that shirt just makes me laugh every time.
Pyro is a sadist confirmed😂😂
Remember those petscop 2 promises? This is them now...
headass
lol
As a fellow Australian, I would like to apologise on behalf of my whole country, for bringing these pathetic excuses of humans into existence. So again I am so sorry
Ryan Farrar why are we still here
*Blares Land Down Under while dancing dressed up as TF2's Sniper, eating a vegimite sandwich, and battling Ned Kelly*
Nothing to apologise, mate, Australia doesn't exist
Don't be sorry. Your country gave us the Aborigines, boomerangs, the Iron Outlaw Ned Kelly, kangaroos, Port Jackson Sharks, missions, Cassowaries, Uluru, road trains, and most of all : an awesome accent!
No worries! All your country needs to do to achieve forgiveness is to hunt these men down and feed them to Emus and/or Anything4Views.
*Examines two guys in their 20's standing in front of shelves full of Marvel Merch, Pop Vinyls, and a Gumball machine on either side of them with a Cross in the middle!*
The longer you look. the worse it gets! 🤣
3:54 yeah it’s called a brain tumor
1:35 Ed Edd n' Eddy sound effect lol
I need that fucking sound for my phone
R.I.P Pepsi shirt you were as clean as a hospital
Facts
Blud Red R.I.P indeed
1:15 this was posted in reddit with the title "this meme is from the future" and HOLY SHI* I NOW GET IT
😂 you love roasting these guys
_So Guys, We Did It: The Empire Strikes Back_
Pyro later died , due to alcohol poisoning caused by drinking the tiny bottle of Jack Daniels
this is so sad
can we get petscop 2
Game ended*
this is so sad, Alexa can i get a quarter of a million F's?
jeesus turned his blood into vine XD
Pyro is a tall child no wonder he died from it
10:27 i actually got up and picked up my oculus quest for that
"a series of game review videos" is a good name
So guys we did it! We finished no nut November!
So guys we gonna start no hard pi pi december
Let's celebrate by busting a huge nut
Can we get 15k Nuts below this video? My father is in jail and that would really help him.
IT'S TIME FOR DESTROY DICK DECEMBER
Bogdan M too late for me I nutted yesterday
IT'S NOT A TIK TOK VIDEO PRAISE THE LORD
ITSjustSHELL didn't get a tik tok advert either thank fuck for that
8:55 it's all in le head
4:40 HE SAID IT HE SIAD THE LINE