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Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @drperkyreal4686
    @drperkyreal4686 4 года назад +2742

    “We’re quitting youtube so turn on notifications”

    • @Eldudiogrande
      @Eldudiogrande 3 года назад +141

      You wouldn’t wanna miss their next video from beyond the grave

    • @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000
      @DEAD_ACCOUNT0000 3 года назад +21

      They gonna collab with Kitty0706
      Actually no wait he was a legend these guys are idiots

    • @thatntr4146
      @thatntr4146 3 года назад +25

      We are giving away Chronic Kidney Failure!

    • @picklz8481
      @picklz8481 3 года назад +6

      that name, that goddamn name

    • @memuspeemus2736
      @memuspeemus2736 3 года назад

      I agree with the notifications TURN ‘EM ON

  • @LEWS316
    @LEWS316 6 лет назад +11234

    If he has kidney failure (which is what would be the case from what he is saying about fluid retention) then he would be on dialysis to deal with it and keep him alive til a transplant. How do I know that? I have been on dialysis for 3 years, I still work, but I am sick as hell and in constant pain, someone faking it for yt views? That just pisses me off

    • @Yominication
      @Yominication 6 лет назад +849

      And my grandpa died of sick and non functional kidneys, he was on dialysis for about 7 years. 7 years of torture before death, and these pieces of shit wants to spit in the faces of people who actually died or are suffering from it

    • @ExplodingDreams
      @ExplodingDreams 6 лет назад +40

      very nice

    • @kingcrimson5005
      @kingcrimson5005 6 лет назад +13

      you look like ur 12 what the fuck are you doing here

    • @RustyC216
      @RustyC216 6 лет назад +207

      My mother has polycystic kidney disease and needs help every day, this guy is running around being active and not having a giant needle jammed in his arm 3hrs a day 3 times a week, obviously hes faking and I can't even begin to describe how disgusting it is.

    • @Sammmmmmmm617
      @Sammmmmmmm617 6 лет назад +66

      Dude I hope you get a kidney soon

  • @LimblessAnt
    @LimblessAnt 4 года назад +766

    "2 iPhones, *literally* two"
    "That's how much we love you"

    • @krustykfc8911
      @krustykfc8911 4 года назад +18

      Ikr
      Maybe we can just cut them both up for each other

    • @jasonmarshall9368
      @jasonmarshall9368 4 года назад +5

      Bro. BROOOOO C R I N G E

    • @danishamirul1543
      @danishamirul1543 4 года назад +3

      @@jasonmarshall9368 *C R I N G E*
      *C R R R I I I I I I I I N N N G G G E E*

    • @internetstealers2731
      @internetstealers2731 4 года назад +1

      That's how much *i want to to lose more subs that usual* ತ_ತ

  • @geargrind9307
    @geargrind9307 4 года назад +2455

    “Spongebob will look like this in 2020”
    Yeah

    • @sythepie
      @sythepie 4 года назад +40

      @Colee55 :(

    • @endmylife4526
      @endmylife4526 4 года назад +10

      @Colee55 This is so sad

    • @ohaatageldi
      @ohaatageldi 3 года назад +6

      @Colee55 nobody said it was gonna change that video was clickbait

    • @infernoferocious7029
      @infernoferocious7029 3 года назад +7

      2020 already passed and spongebob doesn't look like shoenice

    • @rolal
      @rolal 3 года назад

      Y e a h

  • @lil_toaded7013
    @lil_toaded7013 4 года назад +4416

    The year is 2020 and spongebob has not changed yet
    Edit: Spongebob is apparently gay now?

  • @bluedopamine6364
    @bluedopamine6364 6 лет назад +327

    So guys, we did it
    We finally gave away an iPhone+ before we *died*

  • @DerpyIzumi
    @DerpyIzumi 6 лет назад +581

    """""I've made a severe lapse in my judgement."""""

    • @amongblox_usa
      @amongblox_usa 6 лет назад +33

      I'VE MADE A SEVERE AND CONTINUOUS LAPSE IN MY JUDGEMENT.

    • @chsmothie6584
      @chsmothie6584 6 лет назад +6

      O^O

    • @crackpot1206
      @crackpot1206 6 лет назад +5

      And i dont deserve to be forgiven by it or defended by it

    • @nayjelalas289
      @nayjelalas289 6 лет назад +5

      I've made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement and I don't expect to be forgiven. I'm simply here to apologize. So what we came across that day on the woods was obviously unplanned and the reactions you saw on tape were raw, they were unfiltered. None of us knew how to react or how to feel. I should have never posted the video. I should have put the cameras down, and stopped recording what we were going through. There's a lot of things I should have done differently, but I didn't, and for that from the bottom of my heart, I am sorry. I want to apologize to the internet, I want to apologize to anyone who's seen the video, I want to apologize to anyone who has been affected or touched by mental illness, or depression, or suicide. But, most importantly, I want to apologize to the victim and his family. For, my fans, who are defending my actions, please don't, they do not deserve to be defended. The goal of my content is always to entertain, to push the boundaries, to be all inclusive and in the world I live in I share almost everything I do. The intent is never to be heartless, cruel, or malicious. Like I said, I made a huge mistake, I don't expect to be forgiven, I'm just here to apologize. I'm ashamed of myself. I'm disappointed in myself, and I promise to be better. I will be better, thank you.

    • @yukko_yoshida
      @yukko_yoshida 5 лет назад

      @@nayjelalas289 gg

  • @chasebh89
    @chasebh89 6 лет назад +578

    several
    obnoxious
    guys
    undermine
    youtube
    so
    we
    edited
    deception
    into
    dumb
    internet
    television

    • @arxontas2593
      @arxontas2593 6 лет назад +16

      SO GUYS WE DID

    • @lopsided6393
      @lopsided6393 6 лет назад +18

      chasebh89 underrated comment

    • @prodmanu
      @prodmanu 6 лет назад +4

      so guys we did it..

    • @bigbird6978
      @bigbird6978 6 лет назад

      One of the first funniest comments ever

    • @neine999
      @neine999 6 лет назад

      So gays we did it

  • @sandpalace7334
    @sandpalace7334 4 года назад +120

    Can we just take a moment to acknowledge that Pyro owns and knows how to play a saxophone?!

    • @swatchlingo
      @swatchlingo 3 года назад +15

      That’s like owning a piano, head butting the notes and saying you can play the piano

    • @inbred_joe420
      @inbred_joe420 3 года назад +1

      I can't play the saxophone!

  • @GreyPlaysTunes
    @GreyPlaysTunes 4 года назад +1812

    The clip of pyro playing the saxophone is hilarious. Makes me laugh every time I see it

  • @masterofpasta95
    @masterofpasta95 4 года назад +233

    Why do they say “literally” at least 6 times in each sentence

    • @TheBootyBamboozler
      @TheBootyBamboozler 4 года назад +5

      Master of P A S T A The Leafy Effect

    • @bandibandibandibandi
      @bandibandibandibandi 4 года назад +4

      Literally

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 года назад +4

      Ironically, they're illiterate.

    • @Tucker619
      @Tucker619 4 года назад +5

      So literally he is literally gonna literally actually literally die and it is literally true we are literally dying

    • @moistymanner_5081
      @moistymanner_5081 4 года назад +4

      Lichrally*

  • @glonkthegronk
    @glonkthegronk 4 года назад +419

    I just wanna point out how many times they said *”literally”*

    • @kanyelemon6195
      @kanyelemon6195 4 года назад +4

      How many times did they say it?

    • @bigiron7500
      @bigiron7500 3 года назад +16

      @@kanyelemon6195 Probably more than the years I have left in my life span.

    • @RotorWheeler
      @RotorWheeler 3 года назад

      hissss

    • @tanaychithore5422
      @tanaychithore5422 3 года назад

      *leafy copy*

    • @rowanhigdon8728
      @rowanhigdon8728 3 года назад +1

      And how many times they use it out of context 😂

  • @totoybrown64
    @totoybrown64 5 лет назад +232

    Chiropractor
    *noun*
    has some magic to cure a kidney by clicking fingers idk

  • @Austin-pq6lr
    @Austin-pq6lr 6 лет назад +831

    *so guys we did it, we bullied dying people!*

    • @Austin-pq6lr
      @Austin-pq6lr 6 лет назад +54

      @@lightmusicpromotion r/whooooooosh

    • @Austin-pq6lr
      @Austin-pq6lr 6 лет назад +17

      @@lightmusicpromotion
      Whoosh
      wʊʃ,wuːʃ/
      verb
      1.
      move quickly or suddenly with a rushing sound.
      "a train whooshed by"
      noun
      1.
      a sudden movement accompanied by a rushing sound.
      "there was a big whoosh of air"

    • @notme-fy7xe
      @notme-fy7xe 6 лет назад

      :c

    • @notme-fy7xe
      @notme-fy7xe 6 лет назад

      This makes me sad :c

    • @notme-fy7xe
      @notme-fy7xe 6 лет назад +7

      Please like to cure me from my depression :c

  • @thomasthewest03
    @thomasthewest03 6 лет назад +369

    The other brother suffers from acne

  • @thebhandhar
    @thebhandhar 3 года назад +11

    its 2034 and i can confirm spongebob looks like that as of right now bruh they were clickbaiting that he would look like that in 2020

    • @crazy922blade
      @crazy922blade 3 года назад

      I am in 2077 and spongebob still doesn’t look like it’s depicted in the video
      Edit: it’s 2297 and spongebob finally has one skin cell that looks like that in the video
      Edit 2: it’s 3895 and spongbob’s eyelash looks like the one in the video

  • @nikolaivalvik8848
    @nikolaivalvik8848 6 лет назад +218

    'I have been fighting kidney disease for 4 years and it has finally gotten the best of me, anyways guys remeber to SMASH that like button and enter the iphone X giveaway'

  • @Itsme-fy8ff
    @Itsme-fy8ff 6 лет назад +272

    This is not shrek has swag 5

  • @davidmackayy
    @davidmackayy 6 лет назад +234

    I'm dying, give me cash. I'll use it for my erm... funeral. Yeah, my funeral.

  • @SuperGamingDude
    @SuperGamingDude 6 лет назад +606

    I’m dying every day but I don’t get paid for it

    • @obadaqaisi4608
      @obadaqaisi4608 6 лет назад +28

      wait, you are dying? where are our iphone X giveaways at huh?

    • @ratrujaga6499
      @ratrujaga6499 6 лет назад +8

      You can't get paid
      If you don't make a video

    • @shepardharvill5258
      @shepardharvill5258 6 лет назад

      lmao

    • @alainaking8805
      @alainaking8805 6 лет назад +1

      Wait imma make a video on I'm dying of old age

    • @ajp1799
      @ajp1799 6 лет назад

      Every body on the planet should get paid lmao

  • @zach4916
    @zach4916 6 лет назад +135

    Someone in the comments: Lol I'm literally dying
    XtremeGamez: Oh, haven't you heard?

  • @m1l22
    @m1l22 6 лет назад +451

    *_Pyro has transcended another layer of irony_*

    • @TheREALHugo4
      @TheREALHugo4 6 лет назад

      More like sarcasm

    • @cooperproductions3731
      @cooperproductions3731 6 лет назад

      *S U C C*

    • @rorrim0
      @rorrim0 6 лет назад

      Irony would be if after this video he becomes diagnosed with cancer, and then makes a serious video about him dying a week. However due to his sarcastic tone, no one believes him or people just think he's making fun of these two.

  • @MongrelLord
    @MongrelLord 6 лет назад +518

    These guys are too old, bully more kids.

    • @aliteralhorse5023
      @aliteralhorse5023 6 лет назад +9

      Fair enough.

    • @nokiohascontent
      @nokiohascontent 6 лет назад +5

      no im pretty sure they're about eight

    • @Mr._Sherwood
      @Mr._Sherwood 6 лет назад +9

      Their combined mental age is about 5, they're up for slaughter.

    • @c34gmen
      @c34gmen 6 лет назад +1

      They act like kids

  • @WarrenValion
    @WarrenValion 5 лет назад +568

    Why do they say "literally" every five seconds?

    • @Kalina47
      @Kalina47 5 лет назад +44

      This is literally so sad. Like literally, it is literally heartbreaking. Like, literally, literally everyone send literally all your money to the hospitals of the world so that literally they will literally create a cure so that he can be literally cured of his kidney disease.
      Literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally literally.

    • @dorytehfish3100
      @dorytehfish3100 5 лет назад +21

      They are part of the leafy family tree

    • @spaghetti5914
      @spaghetti5914 5 лет назад

      Because it is not literally

    • @robin-po7ip
      @robin-po7ip 5 лет назад +1

      Warren Valion I know right? It’s literally crazy how they literally say literally every literal chance that they get to say literally

    • @ad194gd6
      @ad194gd6 5 лет назад

      aHhHHh yES ThE DRaMaAaAAAaaA

  • @lizzoncor5423
    @lizzoncor5423 3 года назад +4

    5:44 THIS IS WHY YOU ALWAYS READ PYROS SUBTITLES

  • @tpomr1837
    @tpomr1837 6 лет назад +64

    Pyrocynical:*puts on glasses*
    *MENACING*
    *MENACING*
    *MENACING*

  • @user-jz6ui8hk7e
    @user-jz6ui8hk7e 6 лет назад +165

    So guys we did it we have killed over a quarter of a million brain cells and still killing

    • @fmsylvia3800
      @fmsylvia3800 6 лет назад

      You need a *Lämp*

    • @lumbago8657
      @lumbago8657 6 лет назад

      Yo moth, I got some terrible news,
      Promise you won’t cry?

    • @user-jz6ui8hk7e
      @user-jz6ui8hk7e 6 лет назад

      Where is my lämp

    • @fmsylvia3800
      @fmsylvia3800 6 лет назад

      @@user-jz6ui8hk7e I don't have Lämp, but I have a lightbülb 💡

    • @user-jz6ui8hk7e
      @user-jz6ui8hk7e 6 лет назад

      A 1996 Trans Am I cannot betray my beloved lämp for I am Romeo and he is my Juliet

  • @deimos2278
    @deimos2278 4 года назад +66

    9:33
    Stealth Takedown +50XP
    Instant Kill +5 XP
    Unarmed +10 XP

  • @Name-we3rn
    @Name-we3rn 6 лет назад +426

    They are gonna become Game Ended
    Funny Dank

    • @ignasv1316
      @ignasv1316 6 лет назад +4

      they know de wey

    • @ignasv1316
      @ignasv1316 6 лет назад +13

      i regret this how 2 delet?

    • @FrozenFeline
      @FrozenFeline 6 лет назад

      Cat falls off wheelchair
      So guys we did it we reached a quarter of a million subscribers

    • @philadelphiafusionplzputme6126
      @philadelphiafusionplzputme6126 6 лет назад +2

      Go commit funnydank

    • @FrozenFeline
      @FrozenFeline 6 лет назад

      Philadelphia Fusion plz put me under contract go commit 250 thousand subscribers

  • @countcampula
    @countcampula 6 лет назад +200

    Wait wait... Pyro has and can play a saxophone?

  • @poopoopppp7454
    @poopoopppp7454 6 лет назад +171

    Tommy Tommy?
    yes papa?
    Are you dying
    Yes papa
    then congratulations

    • @triggered_atheist619
      @triggered_atheist619 6 лет назад +3

      Ha ha _ha..._

    • @franciscog5140
      @franciscog5140 6 лет назад +2

      @@triggered_atheist619 God is real

    • @jos26
      @jos26 6 лет назад

      Francisco G xd

    • @vanguardian3439
      @vanguardian3439 6 лет назад

      @@jos26 Was just going to comment this. More with the "Johnny" Character though.

    • @hahayeah3538
      @hahayeah3538 6 лет назад

      This is so sad Johnny play despacito

  • @randomdude6376
    @randomdude6376 6 лет назад +259

    I thought i was on Leon Lush's channel.

  • @monsoon2590
    @monsoon2590 3 года назад +1

    2:32 I love how he says he's mad at them spelling we're wrong and then proceeds to also spell it wrong

    • @-murray-
      @-murray- 3 года назад

      ...I hope you're aware that that was a joke, a very common joke done whoever edits the video in question

    • @monsoon2590
      @monsoon2590 3 года назад

      @@-murray- I knew it was a joke I was just pointing out that I found it funny though I can see how my comment might also insinuate that I didn't get the joke

  • @SourGummiWyrm69
    @SourGummiWyrm69 6 лет назад +240

    Chiropractic care actually cures some ailments, and is sometimes considerably cheaper than the surgical alternative. Not everything can be cured by a good readjustment, though. My heart goes out to this man, and his crippling case of ligma.

    • @wowarmy8154
      @wowarmy8154 6 лет назад +14

      *wHaTS LiGMa?*

    • @AKhan360
      @AKhan360 6 лет назад +26

      ligma is a benign form of sugma

    • @daspanzer1456
      @daspanzer1456 6 лет назад +14

      Sugondese
      -A Germanic people's originating from Germany

    • @buarki1268
      @buarki1268 6 лет назад

      Has anyone saw that yorma movie last month

    • @user-vu8ko2vu4q
      @user-vu8ko2vu4q 6 лет назад

      You Slumber, Cucumber 🥒

  • @bambewm6577
    @bambewm6577 6 лет назад +165

    They're dying...dying because you did it. You finally reached 250k subscribers.

  • @plorkay8588
    @plorkay8588 5 лет назад +272

    I watched Xtremegamez for 10 minutes
    (GONE WRONG)
    (NOT CLICKBAIT)
    (KIDNAPPED)
    (GONE WILD)

  • @oi1e319
    @oi1e319 3 года назад +4

    3:17 the cc got me dying lmao

  • @MchSTck
    @MchSTck 2 года назад +4

    9:00 THE FUNNY FEMBOY DO BE SPITTING FAX THOUGH

  • @hellstop5063
    @hellstop5063 6 лет назад +205

    Such youtubers like these
    Over dramatize things and their
    Gullible fans are
    Under control by them.
    You
    Should be scared that they're
    Winning in terms of views and
    Everything. these vids really
    Depict youtube
    In a horrible state. their
    Devious money hungry plans
    Inadvertently
    Tear youtube apart.

    • @laciehinds7768
      @laciehinds7768 6 лет назад +22

      HellStop _mind_
      _telling_
      _me_
      _why_
      _this_
      _sounds_
      _like_
      _some_
      _quote?_

    • @hellstop5063
      @hellstop5063 6 лет назад +2

      @@laciehinds7768 its is.

    • @jeke7932
      @jeke7932 6 лет назад +15

      HellStop So guys

    • @itzshadowrain3447
      @itzshadowrain3447 6 лет назад +9

      @@jeke7932 We did it

    • @cymothoa.exigua
      @cymothoa.exigua 6 лет назад +9

      Vibranium GD We got a quarter million subscribers!

  • @rareitem8728
    @rareitem8728 6 лет назад +207

    So guys we did it, we just scammed the kid for his Blue-Eyes White Dragon

  • @Rikkacolon3
    @Rikkacolon3 6 лет назад +66

    "we're dying" only one of them have an illness... hmmmmm…

    • @moondrah6609
      @moondrah6609 6 лет назад +2

      were*

    • @semfordyg9180
      @semfordyg9180 6 лет назад

      DerpyBeef they both have an illness, but it’s one that doesn’t normally kill you. It’s basically just a disease that makes you tired in the day and awake at night, and he’s constantly dizzy. He claims he’ll die from it, but he won’t.

    • @moondrah6609
      @moondrah6609 6 лет назад

      @Aden hui r/whooosh

    • @ByaKyuren
      @ByaKyuren 6 лет назад

      grow up eventually I'm at least 100% Insomnia isn't the same as a kidney disease, something that can actually fucking kill you

  • @darkseid856
    @darkseid856 4 года назад +295

    "I am going to die"
    "lEt'S dO a giVeAwAy"
    Seriously wtf ?

    • @dr.chopper3804
      @dr.chopper3804 4 года назад +14

      The Dark Knight not only that
      They asked to like,subscribe and turn ON NOTIFICATIONS LIKE BRUH UR DEAD NO NEED TO HAVE NOTIFICATIONS WHEN U WONT UPLOAD

    • @anut8733
      @anut8733 4 года назад +1

      "Society"

    • @blushouda
      @blushouda 4 года назад +3

      "Logic"

    • @danishamirul1543
      @danishamirul1543 4 года назад

      @@anut8733 like bill wurtz
      "SOCIIIIEEETTTYYY"

    • @JeanMarceaux
      @JeanMarceaux 4 года назад

      Let's do a giveaway of every functioning organ left in our bodies!

  • @nicolosportelli2853
    @nicolosportelli2853 6 лет назад +67

    I got a TikTok "baby-making" ad, help me

  • @toddbukauskas8804
    @toddbukauskas8804 2 года назад +2

    0:16 "Heh Heh Heh awww yEah, check THAT out"

  • @just-a-silly-goofy-guy
    @just-a-silly-goofy-guy 6 лет назад +62

    *_Just like pyro on the inside..._*

  • @hugo511
    @hugo511 6 лет назад +39

    The left guy’s forehead is competing with Jacksfilms’s

    • @hugo511
      @hugo511 6 лет назад

      200% ORA Oh yes, of course

  • @weednose4203
    @weednose4203 3 года назад +1

    plot twist: spongebob actually died of coronavirus in 2020

  • @MiooshSlayer
    @MiooshSlayer 6 лет назад +9049

    so guys we did it, we are dying.

  • @hellstop5063
    @hellstop5063 6 лет назад +2605

    -I am dying-
    *we* are dying
    Communism prevails.

    • @Pajdas610
      @Pajdas610 6 лет назад +9

      You are all idiots when you pretend to be communists and Russians.

    • @Corium1
      @Corium1 6 лет назад +11

      Praise Stalin!

    • @ohword9541
      @ohword9541 6 лет назад +4

      fuck off, phony westerner

    • @danteinpuro319
      @danteinpuro319 6 лет назад +17

      I want to game over

    • @Ryan-lp5gm
      @Ryan-lp5gm 6 лет назад +7

  • @pandaboigamez9162
    @pandaboigamez9162 3 года назад +1469

    My father passed away 5 years ago from kidney failure. He was on dialysis and his diet was restricted to only fluids. he was in such an amount of pain, and constantly said he wasn't even living, because he couldn't even eat real food anymore. He begged to die and stopped doing his dialysis because he was suffering so much, and ultimately died the week of when I was 17. The fact that these sick, disgusting creatures could sit here and pretend to have even a fraction of the condition that killed my father for monetary gain enrages me beyond belief. I hope they get their karma. I hope they rot.
    23K

    • @transcendentallll
      @transcendentallll 3 года назад +20

      Rip

    • @Cristina_504
      @Cristina_504 3 года назад +55

      My mom is currently going through kidney failure also I know the pain and suffering, my heart goes out to u and ur father who passed

    • @bigboibereta1702
      @bigboibereta1702 3 года назад +13

      I'm very sorry

    • @theheadpriest
      @theheadpriest 3 года назад +10

      Yeah its so blatant they are lying who goes to a chiropracter for kidney disease come on

    • @koffee778
      @koffee778 3 года назад +7

      I’m also late but I’m sorry about what happened and I do agree that these brothers should rot for there lies

  • @radoaron8324
    @radoaron8324 6 лет назад +1864

    I am dying...
    I have 4 weeks to live...
    I have several serious illnesses...
    *WaNnA jOiN mY fReE gIfT cArD gIvEaWaY*

  • @King-up6dt
    @King-up6dt 5 лет назад +2720

    MAKING A FIDGET SPINNER OUT OF MY FLUID BAGS (NOT CLICKBAIT)

    • @SoupSackHandle
      @SoupSackHandle 5 лет назад +38

      Now that’s epiC

    • @hamburger4626
      @hamburger4626 5 лет назад +8

      Le'4che Henry epic

    • @_Toast
      @_Toast 5 лет назад +14

      Join my free fluid bag giveaway!1!

    • @henryschrichte
      @henryschrichte 5 лет назад +3

      Are you the person from Carson's video? (or just fake) ruclips.net/video/F0SpmxSD05E/видео.html

    • @teheldaskralls4331
      @teheldaskralls4331 5 лет назад

      Legit probably already a vid

  • @BensonChen
    @BensonChen 6 лет назад +1097

    pyrocynical is dying inside

  • @levvicasey
    @levvicasey 3 года назад +380

    It’s 2021 and spongebob has yet to look like that

    • @mrslavin7189
      @mrslavin7189 3 года назад +9

      Yea like what the fuck

    • @ThatSmolivGal2
      @ThatSmolivGal2 3 года назад +2

      Yeah It's 21st Of March Of 2021 And SpongeBob Is Still Not Like That

    • @crocodile9664
      @crocodile9664 3 года назад +3

      April 22, 2021 and spongebob still doesn't look like that

    • @DaRealEarth1
      @DaRealEarth1 3 года назад +1

      Yeah bro where the new spongebob man 😔

    • @inqyr4707
      @inqyr4707 3 года назад +1

      still waiting...

  • @waelo246
    @waelo246 5 лет назад +3898

    The other brother suffers from extreme acne

  • @CanadianDan854
    @CanadianDan854 6 лет назад +3326

    _So guys we did it, a quarter of million RUclipsrs are dead._

    • @SalaciousB_Crumb
      @SalaciousB_Crumb 6 лет назад +25

      👏 Doing good in the comment game Daniel 👏

    • @DuckDroid
      @DuckDroid 6 лет назад +3

      Yes

    • @_Torpor
      @_Torpor 6 лет назад +4

      Piss off

    • @argoJ50
      @argoJ50 6 лет назад +4

      Thanks Thanos

    • @cephek
      @cephek 6 лет назад +4

      Leave me alone

  • @mightydan2785
    @mightydan2785 3 года назад +316

    *insert overused coronavirus joke about coughing and dying*

    • @local_vanilla
      @local_vanilla 3 года назад +11

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 bro this is so 💃🏻 *funny* and topical, coronavirus LOL

    • @CowlessCowboy
      @CowlessCowboy 3 года назад +5

      @@local_vanilla LMAO 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @jamessaunders6780
      @jamessaunders6780 3 года назад +3

      what glasses does he have?

    • @syonsihateeverythingthing4793
      @syonsihateeverythingthing4793 3 года назад +3

      *-insert overused unfunny amogus meme-*

    • @porkypy
      @porkypy 3 года назад +2

      i laughed so hard!!!!! 😆😆😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @maxbloodsworth927
    @maxbloodsworth927 6 лет назад +826

    They’re getting *G A M E E N D E D*

  • @InfernoCA
    @InfernoCA 6 лет назад +1380

    It reminded me of "KSI has cancer.“

    • @Foewi
      @Foewi 6 лет назад +31

      Guys you are not gonna believe this

    • @nikkovalidor4890
      @nikkovalidor4890 6 лет назад +21

      KSI IS cancer
      fixed

    • @Larsjensandersen1
      @Larsjensandersen1 6 лет назад +6

      Wanna join my gift card giveaway. Subscribe, like the video, stop

    • @brogan294
      @brogan294 6 лет назад +2

      and is dying soon

    • @yaboi4297
      @yaboi4297 6 лет назад +2

      InfernoCA yeah

  • @michellehill2
    @michellehill2 3 года назад +77

    Xtream gamez: we`re dying
    me: the guy on the right looks like a corpse already

  • @shantotto1wife519
    @shantotto1wife519 6 лет назад +3096

    Petscop 2 or riot

  • @partialeggcarton
    @partialeggcarton 6 лет назад +581

    They look like they came from the same cave as Casey Neistat.

    • @the.author.0813
      @the.author.0813 6 лет назад +1

      EliteBeatDrummer LMAO nice

    • @Ethan-cp4rh
      @Ethan-cp4rh 6 лет назад +11

      Abunga

    • @devinlightbody6017
      @devinlightbody6017 6 лет назад +1

      No it's the Reaction Channel cave. They crawled out of it after their counterparts tried to copyright react videos.

    • @evan1620
      @evan1620 6 лет назад +8

      ooga booga many balding cavemen

    • @garfieldsspaghetti
      @garfieldsspaghetti 6 лет назад +1

      EliteBeatDrummer i think you mean “Ka-si-ai Ni-ai-stat”

  • @jaiyapapaya
    @jaiyapapaya 6 лет назад +2019

    I'm literally dying guys, like literally dying. I can't eat literally anything. Wanna join my giveaway? You just literally have to literally literal the notification literally

    • @jermfanaccount
      @jermfanaccount 6 лет назад +54

      Its the new leafy

    • @jaiyapapaya
      @jaiyapapaya 6 лет назад +1

      @@Pointless_Ok I was forced to main D.va, but I wanna be a Mei/Som main. Maybe Bridgette too

    • @madlad71
      @madlad71 6 лет назад

      I hope i win
      Fingers crossed

    • @nulcoldbreakfast633
      @nulcoldbreakfast633 6 лет назад +3

      Minty Papaya is the giveaway the cure too the disease

    • @christopherlowery3797
      @christopherlowery3797 6 лет назад +2

      I 8 ass

  • @ballisticblocker9163
    @ballisticblocker9163 3 года назад +345

    3:46
    “Imagine Markiplier being hospitalised in his bed”
    I don’t need to imagine that. It happens surprisingly frequently.

    • @transcendentallll
      @transcendentallll 3 года назад +6

      I don't watch him or know much so can y'all explain

    • @ballisticblocker9163
      @ballisticblocker9163 3 года назад +55

      @@transcendentallll, He has a habit of getting injured and ending up at the hospital.

    • @WW1N73R
      @WW1N73R 3 года назад +33

      @@ballisticblocker9163 its called masochi- *gets kidnapped*

    • @ballisticblocker9163
      @ballisticblocker9163 3 года назад +41

      @@WW1N73R, He isn’t a masochist, he just wants to test his limits and to see if he can go even further beyond.

    • @WW1N73R
      @WW1N73R 3 года назад +25

      @@ballisticblocker9163 thats exactly what a masochist would say

  • @gooflol
    @gooflol 6 лет назад +171

    "There's alot of clickbait on youtube"
    *_Flashback to Car Sex_*

    • @zachs.8672
      @zachs.8672 6 лет назад +5

      420 subs with no videos? *Flashback to Craziest Women Ever Eats Sand*

    • @fanrosefabrose9457
      @fanrosefabrose9457 6 лет назад

      @@zachs.8672 *Flash Back to Shrek Was Swag*

  • @Kaffebelle
    @Kaffebelle 6 лет назад +1241

    Guys I bumped my knee yesterday, I’m gonna die. Goodbye all of you. Make sure you turn notifications on.

  • @timaaustin-sultanli3315
    @timaaustin-sultanli3315 5 лет назад +842

    Xtremegames: We forgive you all
    Pyro: **cries in british**

  • @amanul_2474
    @amanul_2474 4 года назад +2575

    Extremegamez: *fakes own death*
    ImJaystation: *looks seductively at own girlfriend*

    • @unitedwestand160
      @unitedwestand160 4 года назад +7

      Amanul Islam 😋

    • @eviternis
      @eviternis 4 года назад +11

      thats a good one

    • @blobolosh
      @blobolosh 4 года назад +32

      OMG GIORNO GIOVANNA PLEASE HEAL THESE 2 BOYS WITH GOLDEN EXPERIENCE REQUIEM SO WE CAN SEE WHO WILL WIN THE IPHONE GIVEAWAY

    • @reesecooper351
      @reesecooper351 4 года назад

      Meanwhile N3ON is in the corner

    • @blobolosh
      @blobolosh 4 года назад +3

      @@ronan82 well I haven't watched part 5 yet but I watched 1,2,3,4

  • @NickolasRussomanno
    @NickolasRussomanno 3 года назад +84

    I can confirm, Spongebob does not look like that in 2020...

  • @GhizzArchus
    @GhizzArchus 6 лет назад +770

    Leon Lush did it first
    But I don't care because pyro is fun
    Edit: so guys we did it we reached 700 likes in 9 hours the fact that we reached this number in such a short amount of time is just phenomenal im just amazed thank you all so much

    • @alfieowenn
      @alfieowenn 6 лет назад +1

      If you have any questions or concerns please visit the plug-in settings in the future of our games
      Press the middle button

    • @carlostdied1184
      @carlostdied1184 6 лет назад +4

      laughing till i'm crying emoji x213

    • @localloserliv1740
      @localloserliv1740 6 лет назад +1

      🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅

    • @angellucas7684
      @angellucas7684 6 лет назад +1

      His name was even in the tags of the losers video

    • @psychdsubstance
      @psychdsubstance 6 лет назад

      Yea he did but I don't care also

  • @blueshark7385
    @blueshark7385 6 лет назад +483

    We better see more of that saxophone pyro
    Or get game ended

  • @crocinasock3777
    @crocinasock3777 6 лет назад +733

    The brother on the left is dying of spots

    • @christianred9730
      @christianred9730 6 лет назад +8

      Imagine if they actually killed you. We would be like Fornite Save the World. 98% of humanity would vanish.

    • @carlosaguilera91
      @carlosaguilera91 6 лет назад

      Teenwholikeskidgames879 ITS 98 PERCENT OMG UR DOODOO (Sarcasm)

    • @christianred9730
      @christianred9730 6 лет назад +2

      @@carlosaguilera91 Just found that out. Because I downloaded it today.

    • @lorigreen6043
      @lorigreen6043 5 лет назад

      I like your channel name

    • @rachelfrances905
      @rachelfrances905 5 лет назад +1

      It's acne my dude but yeah those two are fucktards

  • @L1LPABLO
    @L1LPABLO 4 года назад +44

    pyro: prays
    God: turn on the halo theme

  • @lastword1823
    @lastword1823 5 лет назад +904

    Doctor: You have 10 minutes to live .
    XtremeGamez : It giveaway time .

  • @blurplewurple5885
    @blurplewurple5885 5 лет назад +1557

    Lying about dying ❌
    They spelt we’re wrong ✅

  • @belovedmarmot2803
    @belovedmarmot2803 3 года назад +43

    2020's over and spunchbob never looked like that.

  • @consicedisc6961
    @consicedisc6961 6 лет назад +296

    im a 20 year old kid and a 9 year old man WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

    • @azarishere6442
      @azarishere6442 6 лет назад +2

      consicedisc xDDD

    • @jmmjjmmjjmmj
      @jmmjjmmjjmmj 6 лет назад +21

      A 9 yr old in a 20 yr old body, and vice versa perhaps?

    • @wojtekp295
      @wojtekp295 6 лет назад +32

      It means that he has altzheimhers and that he forgot his age

    • @elchapotheratchetcholo2353
      @elchapotheratchetcholo2353 6 лет назад +18

      It means that he is *dying*

    • @Mars-uo3gu
      @Mars-uo3gu 6 лет назад +16

      He meant 90, accent too thick.

  • @boxac2435
    @boxac2435 6 лет назад +472

    Guys im LITERALLY dying. Quick i need your help. I need:
    Your parents’ credit card number.
    The expiration dates
    The number on the back
    We can fight this.

    • @zerahero
      @zerahero 6 лет назад +26

      and we can also save John Wick from the evil fortniters in tilted towers!

    • @shivam5105
      @shivam5105 6 лет назад

      You forgot to ask for the name

    • @KD73
      @KD73 6 лет назад +24

      Okay here! Hope it helps!
      3947 2548 2835 2736
      07/23
      085

    • @dangerwes9028
      @dangerwes9028 6 лет назад +1

      KD73 it doesn’t work😤

    • @KD73
      @KD73 6 лет назад +5

      @@dangerwes9028 You were too late then

  • @AstroLean
    @AstroLean 4 года назад +873

    They meant to say “my channel is dying”.

    • @googles1000
      @googles1000 4 года назад +8

      No they are legends this channel is duing noob

    • @googles1000
      @googles1000 4 года назад +10

      I bet you got no vixtory Royale in fortbite

    • @hassanmahmood2727
      @hassanmahmood2727 4 года назад +27

      @@googles1000 I can't tell if you're joking, or if you're a 5 year old

    • @googles1000
      @googles1000 4 года назад +6

      @@hassanmahmood2727 no u xdddddd

    • @hassanmahmood2727
      @hassanmahmood2727 4 года назад +18

      @@googles1000 you're joking because I found another comment from you that was in perfect English

  • @keaganmon6272
    @keaganmon6272 3 года назад +68

    spoiler alert from 2020: spongebob does not look like that. God thought that would push 2020 into the pit of destruction.

    • @sobri_
      @sobri_ 3 года назад

      It's 2021 now
      I'm still waiting for that SpongeBob change.
      And also god decided to not kill us and let us deal with dumb people on Twitter and TikTok as a punishment instead.

    • @christhesen3929
      @christhesen3929 2 года назад

      2022 SpongeBob still doesn't look like that

  • @longtimenosee733
    @longtimenosee733 6 лет назад +796

    "We are dying"
    This meme was written by M14 gang

  • @BDMZ404
    @BDMZ404 6 лет назад +199

    "We are dying."
    More like
    "We are game ending ourselves."

    • @andrewe.2464
      @andrewe.2464 6 лет назад +4

      BadZed I wanna game end myself

    • @ELdrago-no1mu
      @ELdrago-no1mu 6 лет назад +4

      YO ONE TIME I GAME-ENDED MY WHOLE SCHOOL

    • @elmopizza
      @elmopizza 2 года назад

      More like we’re game ending our careers

  • @morrisinghs3975
    @morrisinghs3975 4 года назад +1464

    2019 pyro: “i have a cough and i’m going to die” Well that aged well

  • @matkag5
    @matkag5 3 года назад +27

    "We are going to die... BUY MY MERCH GUYS, BUY MY MERCH!!!"

  • @TheJohnnee
    @TheJohnnee 6 лет назад +1371

    See, Pyrocynical is a great RUclipsr.
    Open about his lifestyle.
    Great videos.
    Unfunny memes become funny with him.
    Young but has internet experience.
    Sometimes he bullies kids.
    Well versed in editing.
    Every video is over 10 minutes but you don't notice it.
    Does collabs with good RUclipsrs (like WillNE)
    Ironically loves Foxy the pirate.
    Dad just got out of prison, keep his subs updated on this.
    I think he's great. I subbed to him after watching one video.
    Time to read the first letter of every line.

  • @moykurs
    @moykurs 4 года назад +520

    that brother on the left looks like he's holding 16 kilos of fluid just inside the pores in his face

    • @AkioTheAngel
      @AkioTheAngel 3 года назад +1

      Yup

    • @mrsurname8906
      @mrsurname8906 3 года назад +22

      Looks like he uses olive oil as a conditioner

    • @Neo2266.
      @Neo2266. 3 года назад +5

      If you had said "Liters" it would be a better diss

    • @77_hands
      @77_hands 3 года назад +3

      I came here from a discord meme, you were part of it

    • @crusty9392
      @crusty9392 3 года назад

      Just makes me realize how dumb they are for knowing their bodies weigh less than 16 kilos, so them standing up is absolutely ridiculous.

  • @DoubtlessCar0
    @DoubtlessCar0 4 года назад +22

    I love how they never once mention the actual name of the disease, nor say how the disease works, they just say kidney problem and retain fluid. If they've had this for 4 years, their doctor should've told them the exact name, and what it is doing to their bodies, and how it is killing them.

  • @NatediMaggio
    @NatediMaggio 6 лет назад +486

    Im suffering from kidney failure atm and its not a good way to live, dialysis three times a week for up to 5 hours on a machine, its painful and these two need to be banned from youtube completely

    • @thomasfernandez6580
      @thomasfernandez6580 5 лет назад +16

      I know. I'm more worried about drama alert, next thing we know. Pyrocynical is wiped off the face of the earth because of the channel killing bastard.

    • @raptoid2518
      @raptoid2518 5 лет назад +22

      @@thomasfernandez6580 The gnome already tried and failed to kill Pyro in 2016-2017.

    • @millville444
      @millville444 5 лет назад +23

      i'm hoping you're doing alright, mate. wishing you all the best

    • @docpurps2878
      @docpurps2878 5 лет назад +2

      Nathan diMaggio they need to be euthanized

    • @elzebub5
      @elzebub5 5 лет назад +3

      Nathan diMaggio hope you get better and yeah they need to be banned

  • @itsnickford
    @itsnickford 3 года назад +22

    2020... SpongeBob doesn't look like absolute shit yet

  • @Browncheeze
    @Browncheeze 6 лет назад +396

    10 fortnite youtubers that game ended

  • @cthulhux2215
    @cthulhux2215 6 лет назад +184

    So guys were dying we finally reached a grave.

  • @EmuFH
    @EmuFH 2 года назад +9

    As an Australian, I deeply apologize for this blasphemy.

  • @rappter55
    @rappter55 6 лет назад +223

    really upset that the title is not "These RUclipsrs Are Being Game Ended"

  • @AbsolutelyBonkey
    @AbsolutelyBonkey 6 лет назад +1358

    Let’s have pyro and pewds duo on guitar and saxophone to play despacito

  • @ReyOfLight727
    @ReyOfLight727 6 лет назад +208

    They're *DYING* for views.

  • @yungmalaria
    @yungmalaria 6 лет назад +661

    tfw you are an actual youtuber dying of kidney failure

    • @renobambino1457
      @renobambino1457 6 лет назад +43

      bro but they said it was gonna be EPIC that’s the difference

    • @km5405
      @km5405 6 лет назад +12

      A RUclipsR COUGHED ...THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED TO HIS KIDNEYS.

    • @Simon-cz2bq
      @Simon-cz2bq 6 лет назад

      I have someone with the same profile picture and name on steam wtf

    • @kenbaker4
      @kenbaker4 6 лет назад +1

      Philadelphia Fusion plz put me under contract R.I.P

    • @elboesen4895
      @elboesen4895 6 лет назад +1

      Itsa me malario

  • @Kevin-vz6dv
    @Kevin-vz6dv 4 года назад +20

    Coming from 2020 here. Spongebob has not changed. It’s the only thing in our lives that has now remained consistent.

  • @1stace2go2space4
    @1stace2go2space4 4 года назад +1881

    “16 kilos of fluid”
    That’s not possible honey. Into fluid ounces that is approximately 541 ounces. An extremely full stomach of an adult male can hold about 200, a blaster starts getting pressure at 32. You cannot physically consume that much without popping like a balloon.
    Also Vertigo is not life threatening.
    Thank you for the video pyro. It was great and made me laugh. Keep making these.

    • @du4430
      @du4430 4 года назад +40

      This comment is fucking underrated.

    • @RexxiToon
      @RexxiToon 4 года назад +22

      Man i love people that actually do research!

    • @Komaster-fh4ot
      @Komaster-fh4ot 4 года назад +2

      Vertigo killed someone close to me.

    • @xXMELLOXx72
      @xXMELLOXx72 4 года назад

      Cyrsclin r/wooosh

    • @kozaky32
      @kozaky32 3 года назад +5

      Your body is already 70% fluid and your body can actually hold a lot more inside it’s cells but it is very deadly

  • @dioxaxan8634
    @dioxaxan8634 5 лет назад +566

    I just realized I’m watching a video about the same “I’m dying video” exactly 1 year later. Hmm.

  • @нерусский-о8г
    @нерусский-о8г 3 года назад +24

    Apparently teaching a person how to sit down on a chair is epic.