Lindsey Graham Tries to Save Herschel Walker, Kanye’s Hitler Bombshell & the Pope Says NO PORN!

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2022
  • Pope Francis is speaking out against online porn and has advised fellow clergymen to delete access to pornography from their phones, we are two weeks away from our midterm election and experts are worried that there could actually be a paper shortage, the Herschel Walker campaign has turned into a whole season of the Maury Povich Show, two women with whom he had relationships are claiming that he paid for and insisted on their abortions, Herschel and Lindsey Graham appeared together on Hannity, Kanye West is back on Instagram after his account was restricted as a result of his hateful posts, CNN reported that Kanye was a big fan of Hitler and even wanted to name his album after him, TJ Maxx announced that it will no longer be selling clothes by Kanye, help is on the way for people who are feeling a bit anti-Semitic right now, the most popular costumes by city have been released, Jimmy announces the triumphant return of our Halloween Candy RUclips Challenge, and This Week in Unnecessary Censorship.
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  • @mikejones-tc5jj
    @mikejones-tc5jj Год назад +906

    Funny how Lindsey Graham can show up in Georgia for Walker but can't show up in Georgia for a grand jury deposition.

    • @JM-vj7we
      @JM-vj7we Год назад +47

      Bingo!

    • @chrisper94
      @chrisper94 Год назад +38

      Nailed it!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

    • @bishoptruth8182
      @bishoptruth8182 Год назад +1

      You nailed it!!! She's a slithering worm.

    • @CLM2204
      @CLM2204 Год назад +12

      Ya Who 😱 he eats Hershey Bars as his favorite chocolate candy with nuts for a Brain 🤣

    • @user-ej2wr5bg2v
      @user-ej2wr5bg2v Год назад +6

      Someone should tell her theres a lot of black conservatives.

  • @johnowen5687
    @johnowen5687 Год назад +247

    who remembers when politicians had to stand down when they were involved in a scandal.

    • @kingjamos2422
      @kingjamos2422 Год назад +21

      Now scandals are like pokemon. Gotta catch 'em all!

    • @michaelvigh926
      @michaelvigh926 Год назад +2

      BIDEN DOESN'T

    • @manbtm1
      @manbtm1 Год назад

      @@michaelvigh926 , that’s because he doesn’t have any scandals except the GOP trying to blame him for anything his son has been involved with,, which they can’t even prove any of that either, no matter how hard they try. Biden has been vetted numerous times by the highest security clearances we have in the country, and passed with flying colors every time throughout his whole career right up to today. He is a proven superior family man, has always been faithful to his wife, Does need the services of hookers,and has family members who actually have served our country.

    • @dixonpinfold2582
      @dixonpinfold2582 Год назад

      Like Joe Biden in 1988? And yet you kept his sleazy political heartbeat going all these decades since. Congratulations, that makes you morally even lower than him. [very slow clapping]
      Midterm Petroleum Reserve forever! (Until we need it three months from now and it's not there.)

    • @lchapo5469
      @lchapo5469 Год назад +4

      Feels like a million years ago 😞

  • @georgewilson7808
    @georgewilson7808 Год назад +98

    Herschel would get a bigger crowd if he held his rally on Father's Day.

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Год назад +2

      Would YOU want your children exposed to these clowns? Imagine the psychological damage that would be trust on these kids. These two are bad enough but if Mike Lindell dropped by..MTG, Ted Cruz. Give the kids a chance!!! Lol!!!!

    • @HowToChangeName
      @HowToChangeName Год назад

      In fact hes running for office to cover all child supports

  • @georgewilson7808
    @georgewilson7808 Год назад +317

    “Halloween makes him nervous,” Herschel recently said.
    When children knock on his door he is not sure if they want candy or child support.

    • @cathyanders5902
      @cathyanders5902 Год назад +11

      Oh that’s a good one

    • @ToniGlick
      @ToniGlick Год назад +11

      Good thing I wasn't drinking anything when I read your comment cause it would have passed through my nose. 😂😂😂

    • @nitro9508
      @nitro9508 Год назад +6

      😂🤣😂😂🤣😂😂😂

    • @janislentz5649
      @janislentz5649 Год назад +5

      Funny!

    • @TMoneyBlanton
      @TMoneyBlanton Год назад +3

      😂😂😂

  • @adb888
    @adb888 Год назад +213

    Lindsey's brain was so against what he was doing that it interfered with the message his mouth was trying to deliver.

  • @genYprogressive83
    @genYprogressive83 Год назад +426

    Lindsey Graham " I have written a Bill to ban all abortions nationwide." Except for anyone that dated Herschel Walker.

  • @lonaji6205
    @lonaji6205 Год назад +11

    Walker doesn’t even seem all there? How anyone can consider him over Warnock blows my mind.

  • @marykinnick3865
    @marykinnick3865 Год назад +22

    I checked my voter registration status, and I am good to go there, also I received my mail in ballot, filled it out and sent it back!!!

  • @ronnelson930
    @ronnelson930 Год назад +104

    *what Lindsey Graham actually said was that Herschel Walker is one of the "good n-words" who knows his place will do what he told Herschel just sat there agreeing with a smirk on his face*

    • @monal.pendley3946
      @monal.pendley3946 Год назад

      Republicans aren't helping him, they are totally humiliating him. Leave it to Republicans to be mean and embarrassing, not a democrat like we normally see and hear, but a man on their side. Pathetic guys, and something we have come to expect from Republicans.

    • @countfloydschillerhorrorth2090
      @countfloydschillerhorrorth2090 Год назад

      Actually that's what your leftest are saying Hershel needs to do.

    • @ImWorthy4Real
      @ImWorthy4Real Год назад

      Exactly!!

  • @pushinkeys
    @pushinkeys Год назад +172

    Did he really say “if we elect him we’re not racists”? In other words, “we’re not racists, we have a black friend”. 🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @michaelbray109
      @michaelbray109 Год назад +14

      Worse…”we’re not racists…we paid for a black man and he has to do whatever we tell him to do.”
      Sounds kinda slavey…

    • @Stray..
      @Stray.. Год назад +5

      He couldn’t even keep his words straight. It was like he had to get drunk to say that.

    • @gatchrocks
      @gatchrocks Год назад +2

      @@michaelbray109 People in "slavey" weren't paid. Not sure if you didn't know that.

    • @michaelbray109
      @michaelbray109 Год назад +4

      @@gatchrocks you misread my post. We (the Republican Party) paid for a black man…

    • @scottgee7775
      @scottgee7775 Год назад +3

      ...they may not be very bright but they can hear a dog whistle

  • @deelish22
    @deelish22 Год назад +18

    As a mommy tax collector, I just wanna tell people to KEEP GIVING ALMOND JOYS!!

  • @renatacantore3684
    @renatacantore3684 Год назад +35

    Jimmy Kimmel is a comic Genius. Kudos also to his writing crew.

  • @melissaweyrick5311
    @melissaweyrick5311 Год назад +707

    The last thing Lindsey wanted to do is go defend Herschel, but trump made him do it.

    • @richardarmstrong5014
      @richardarmstrong5014 Год назад +41

      The LAST thing Lindsey wanted to do was wear a man's wardrobe choice!

    • @juliovides5265
      @juliovides5265 Год назад +11

      😂

    • @tammyjohnson1927
      @tammyjohnson1927 Год назад +31

      If it wasn't trump it was Mitch McConnell please go down there and save us to say something nice about this you know what. I no longer live in Georgia my family is from there but please Georgians I employ you you do not want this man as your senator.

    • @earlenehoyt3282
      @earlenehoyt3282 Год назад +3

      000

    • @anitakeegan7950
      @anitakeegan7950 Год назад +4

      😂

  • @kimclarke5018
    @kimclarke5018 Год назад +1487

    For once Lindsey told the truth. “We’re a party of Racists”. No truer words spoken Miss Lindsey.

    • @karinlebak9499
      @karinlebak9499 Год назад +38

      LOVE THE MISS LINDSEY
      THEY. GOP. JUST GETS LOWER AND CRAZIER

    • @dana.j9062
      @dana.j9062 Год назад +31

      🤣🤣🤣 as confusing as it is lady lindsey the flip flopper tends to tell the truth about his own gop goons behavior at times is nothing new but confusing.

    • @massey4business
      @massey4business Год назад +8

      😂 😂 🤣 I caught that on MSNBC a while ago.

    • @mackchris415
      @mackchris415 Год назад +17

      LMAO miss Lindsey 🤣

    • @BlackGuardXIII
      @BlackGuardXIII Год назад +53

      It’s the ‘I have a black friend’ argument. I have heard it before.

  • @echospaw899
    @echospaw899 Год назад +24

    Guillermo is so hilarious! What a great sport and personality. And Mounds & Almond Joys were my favorites as a kid... guess I was one of the weird ones. LOL!

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Год назад +1

      We get the large multi bags and the adults get to eat the Almond Joy and Mounds. It's all about sharing. The Trick or Treaters gets great stuff as well.

  • @adolfoescalante3008
    @adolfoescalante3008 Год назад +21

    Well Jimmy Guillermo is a national treasure we gotta protected at all costs

  • @Leonaza7
    @Leonaza7 Год назад +932

    Why is Miss Lindsay so upset? It may be important for Walker to win, but it’s only for Trump and Graham and the Republicans - not for the citizens of Georgia. You must see that!

    • @gradycollins3601
      @gradycollins3601 Год назад +37

      Thay don't see this and never will.

    • @walterscott2286
      @walterscott2286 Год назад +59

      You got that right! MISS PRISS HERSELF--Little Miss mouse fart, Lindsey G.😂

    • @Tetrix4ever
      @Tetrix4ever Год назад

      Do not compare Lindsay to a woman, they are the bravest of humans, but instead tell it like ir is, he is reality a spineless coward yellow worm disguised as a man

    • @tammyjohnson1927
      @tammyjohnson1927 Год назад +58

      Is he for real come the Republican party nominated an Uncle Tom just like Clarence Thomas and Tim Scott.

    • @Pat71896
      @Pat71896 Год назад +1

      Georgia is in trouble with this kind of crap. Defending the indefensible is disgusting. The GOP has made an art out of gaslighting. The republicans are not interested in America or Georgia, they want power, power, and more power. lg is so full of crap, he has been eating cow dung again.

  • @Opus313
    @Opus313 Год назад +599

    Walker has a long way to go to lie as many times as Donnie... but he seems willing to give it a shot!

    • @zenobiaookpik
      @zenobiaookpik Год назад +8

      😀😄😆

    • @OMGWTFLOLSMH
      @OMGWTFLOLSMH Год назад

      HW wouldn't know a lie from the truth, his brain is scrambled.

    • @Pat71896
      @Pat71896 Год назад +1

      I have a theory, people hear and see advertising everywhere and they know they are being lied to in the commercials. We have become so lacking in good sense that we just will believe anything. The GOP knows that when they lie, we just look the other way. If you are voting for the lies and liars, we lose democracy.

    • @morgantylerv9406
      @morgantylerv9406 Год назад +7

      He's very willing.

    • @stevenvox6549
      @stevenvox6549 Год назад

      He doesn't want people to have ths same rights as he had. It's surprising that any minority would vote for him.

  • @BlindMellowJellyInc
    @BlindMellowJellyInc Год назад +14

    “The trouble ain’t that there are too many fools, but that the lightning ain’t distributed right.” - Mark Twain

  • @chrisper94
    @chrisper94 Год назад +2

    Lindsey Graham: "We got our own Black". 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @alansmitheejr.
    @alansmitheejr. Год назад +81

    Nuns watching porn could develop into a nasty Habit.

    • @A0A4ful
      @A0A4ful Год назад +9

      I'm not Cross at that joke... 😄

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Год назад +8

      And probably some sisterly love.

    • @normanharris7333
      @normanharris7333 Год назад +2

      Clever 😊

    • @jimcarlson6157
      @jimcarlson6157 Год назад +4

      now I'm more interested in the cliturgy than ever

    • @michelekett8450
      @michelekett8450 Год назад +2

      The old adage about Nuns was, ‘Lights out at 9, candles out at 10’. After all they’re only human.

  • @stevel3620
    @stevel3620 Год назад +622

    Did Lindsey REALLY just use the “I have a black friend” defense on live TV?

    • @evanpatterson7098
      @evanpatterson7098 Год назад +40

      YEP!!!🤮🤮🤮

    • @dixonpinfold2582
      @dixonpinfold2582 Год назад +2

      The difference being that when he says it, it's based on fact. When your kind say it, it's simply a pose. That's why you accuse him of it - purely out of bad conscience.

    • @evanpatterson7098
      @evanpatterson7098 Год назад +39

      @@dixonpinfold2582 exactly what "kind" am I??

    • @danburnes722
      @danburnes722 Год назад +28

      They didn’t let Lindsey get that close to the help back at the plantation

    • @dixonpinfold2582
      @dixonpinfold2582 Год назад

      @@danburnes722 It's a Democrat plantation now. Uh, I mean once again.

  • @tripwire4727
    @tripwire4727 Год назад +3

    Thank you Jimmy! Sanity is so precious these days.

  • @chamonix2602
    @chamonix2602 Год назад +7

    If I told my kids that I ate all their Halloween candy, they'd say, "What? AGAIN?!"

  • @mikeoxbig7931
    @mikeoxbig7931 Год назад +707

    The GOP: From the party of Lincoln to a mental asylum.

    • @mollymaciulla1917
      @mollymaciulla1917 Год назад +40

      Don’t insult asylums like that 😅

    • @teresastillabower8361
      @teresastillabower8361 Год назад

      Lincoln was no stranger to mental health issues. For himself & his wife. Both had crippling depression. She spent time in asylum after his death.

    • @mikeyatkins8583
      @mikeyatkins8583 Год назад

      The GOP the Greedy Obstructing Pollutors Party let's go Bannon MAGA Morons Are Getting Asinine

    • @soundman6241
      @soundman6241 Год назад

      Fun fact: 55% of liberal women are on brain altering antidepressants, also liberalism in men is attributed to low testosterone, once treated they become more conservative and real men. Look it up!

    • @hirozhen7475
      @hirozhen7475 Год назад

      It stopped being the party of Lincoln in the 60s when the Dixiecrats took it over. Donnie Dump normalized the crazies who have turned it toward fascism.

  • @jwanie366
    @jwanie366 Год назад +491

    Sucks that we have to continue to deal with Lindsey Graham for at least another 4 years. Georgia, please don't give us Herschel Walker for the next 6 years!

    • @Lerian_V
      @Lerian_V Год назад +4

      I'm not voting for Herschel, I'm voting against Warnock.

    • @michaelvigh926
      @michaelvigh926 Год назад +3

      AND BIDEN

    • @tonylupone1157
      @tonylupone1157 Год назад +18

      @@Lerian_V Nobody cares that ur Crying.

    • @VijaySingh-pv8ck
      @VijaySingh-pv8ck Год назад +3

      vote republican save america

    • @mrvlsmrv
      @mrvlsmrv Год назад +1

      @@Lerian_V voting for Oliver?

  • @HH-qw6ex
    @HH-qw6ex Год назад +13

    Jimmy I had a long day but watching your show I couldn't stop laughing! So thank you for that!

  • @2ndmoon
    @2ndmoon Год назад +3

    That yentanyl ad brought me to tears 😂😂😂 but wait, since it rhymes with fentanyl, will the police become philosemitic and faint at the sight of it?

  • @manbtm1
    @manbtm1 Год назад +845

    Walker is nothing but an absolute clown show, how people of Georgia are voting for him the way they are ,is absolutely surreal. Honestly I think this nation is tanking

    • @lucycan6363
      @lucycan6363 Год назад +1

      They are voting for him because of the republican party. No other reason! I think they would have voted for an axe murderer if that was the republican nominee. They would forgive his or her murderous acts if he or she was republican. They don't really care about Walker

    • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
      @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 Год назад +62

      Polls are not votes, thank goodness. Polls have been massively wrong for years now. Let's wait for Nov 8th. And vote everybody!

    • @domestikgoddez9823
      @domestikgoddez9823 Год назад

      walkers pro career - the closest he got to georgia was texas. why do Georgians support him? he got his bell rung too many times or something. he just comes off as being "odd" and stupid.
      mumbles , screws words up as badly as trump, lies , cheats and kills. demanding the women he got pregnant get abortions. has he not heard of condoms? it's not all the woman's responsibility - two to tango and all those cliches...

    • @dixonpinfold2582
      @dixonpinfold2582 Год назад

      He's not too great, to be sure. Yet far superior to the Phlegmocrat alternative. You didn't know that? Your mother didn't teach you anything, evidently, except how to mess your country and the world up, one morally bankrupt choice at a time. The Fentanyl-grade surreality is on your side.

    • @domestikgoddez9823
      @domestikgoddez9823 Год назад

      @@dixonpinfold2582 are you tripping? you got all that from comments on you tube? vote for walker - 2 peas in a pod. talking like mom and dad were sister and brother as well. see, i can do it too.
      fentanyl... really? that's a rocket shot.
      all that from you tube - your comment is amusing. you seem to have your head up your..... well , somewhere other than above your shoulders...as in cut holes in your stomach so you can see....

  • @dbone3356
    @dbone3356 Год назад +84

    The funny thing is, one of Hershel's kids is Republican, but he recently released a video bashing the hell out of his "father".

  • @oldauntzibby4395
    @oldauntzibby4395 Год назад +3

    Parents: do not destroy the trust you have with your children by playing mean jokes on them. Ask some of your friends or ask yourself what bad memories from childhood, when someone betrayed your trust, can STILL elicit negative emotions.

    • @oldauntzibby4395
      @oldauntzibby4395 Год назад +2

      Once trust is broken it's very hard to get it back.

  • @lindaj171
    @lindaj171 Год назад +305

    Watching Lindsey twitch and flinch while Herschel was talking was worth the price of admission . . . 😂

    • @blackstorm43
      @blackstorm43 Год назад +8

      I thought he was having a stroke. 😂

    • @rottweilerfun9520
      @rottweilerfun9520 Год назад +4

      @@blackstorm43 , That was a touch of the vapors...Ms.Lynsey never been seated so close to a strapping young buck , except for her honeymoon on the cellblock.

    • @philosphorus
      @philosphorus Год назад

      @@rottweilerfun9520 that is an atrocious thing to say

    • @richardpierpoint494
      @richardpierpoint494 Год назад +1

      @@philosphorus For the last time, otvali, pizda - blagodaryu vas, KKKretin...

    • @imtheman4805
      @imtheman4805 Год назад

      The Honorable Senator Herschel Walker

  • @dannmarceau9743
    @dannmarceau9743 Год назад +250

    "The Herschel Walker campaign has turned into a whole season of the Maury Povich Show."

    • @kathyrama4570
      @kathyrama4570 Год назад +5

      Or Jerry Springer.

    • @JoseGranny
      @JoseGranny Год назад +3

      "You are the father" ×8

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 Год назад +2

      @@kathyrama4570 You are the father is Maury. That would make interesting TV. Bring Herschel on the show.

    • @patevans3709
      @patevans3709 Год назад +3

      And the rest of the republikkkan party should be ON the Jerry Springer Show!!!

    • @juliancrooks3031
      @juliancrooks3031 Год назад

      Maybe two seasons every day different woman

  • @dunn9ette
    @dunn9ette Год назад +4

    Proud to be weird! I was an Almond Joy kid.🤣🤣🤣

  • @georgewilson7808
    @georgewilson7808 Год назад +2

    Some say Herschel lied about being a business owner; now we learn he successfully ran an abortion taxi service for decades.

  • @ethanclark739
    @ethanclark739 Год назад +192

    Jesus Christ I can’t believe this man is the senator of my state

    • @superstardj33
      @superstardj33 Год назад +18

      You could have Ted Cruz

    • @karenkuhr5698
      @karenkuhr5698 Год назад +9

      Every state has one, sadly

    • @ethanclark739
      @ethanclark739 Год назад +6

      @@superstardj33 good sir, you are correct

    • @sallyhildreth3663
      @sallyhildreth3663 Год назад

      I wish your state would find out Miss Lindsey likes male prostitutes.
      Sure never have seen him with a woman.

    • @onamattapeeya
      @onamattapeeya Год назад +20

      I live in the Georgia 14th District represented by Marjorie Taylor Greene, I feel your pain brother

  • @mac1560
    @mac1560 Год назад +30

    I'd ask how Walker cannot think that he's being used as a token Black republican puppet but most thoughts seem to escape him. I am here to watch Graham say the quiet part out loud as Walker just nods and smiles 😂🤣

  • @tonygrowley5275
    @tonygrowley5275 Год назад +2

    my mom used to buy mounds and almond joy candy bars for herself. i thought they were delicious.

  • @228Brendon
    @228Brendon Год назад +9

    So happy you guys are going back to the Halloween candy prank. Always a classic

  • @Bigmommafluffy
    @Bigmommafluffy Год назад +134

    Miss Lindsey over here pulling the "My Black Friend" card. 🤣🤣

    • @karenpiotte90
      @karenpiotte90 Год назад +6

      Exactly! She should be ashamed!

    • @patrickjenkins6383
      @patrickjenkins6383 Год назад +1

      I'm a decadent black liberal from California. Personally, I really thought Lindsey was about to plant a big southern-style Kiss on Walker's face when he leaned in at the end. Needless to say, that would've made my entire week! 🤣

    • @EinsteinKnowedIt
      @EinsteinKnowedIt Год назад +1

      ​@@patrickjenkins6383 I thought they were a cute couple. But the one on the right seemed to have just gotten over morning sickness.

    • @candyjames1075
      @candyjames1075 Год назад

      @@karenpiotte90 too funny 🤣🤣🤣

    • @candyjames1075
      @candyjames1075 Год назад +1

      @@EinsteinKnowedIt 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @georgewilson7808
    @georgewilson7808 Год назад +1

    Herschel was telling us the truth when he said, "I sent out so many get well.”
    We just didn’t know about all the abortions at the time.

  • @learneraccount5244
    @learneraccount5244 Год назад +2

    This guy is great.

  • @rapier1954
    @rapier1954 Год назад +210

    The way Walker talks I get the impression he played too much football without wearing his helmet.

    • @frankwebster9110
      @frankwebster9110 Год назад +6

      100%

    • @kcufelgoog3225
      @kcufelgoog3225 Год назад

      Dont blame football. Herschy was born stupid

    • @BaconTomatoCheese
      @BaconTomatoCheese Год назад +5

      That poor dude… Never should’ve took off the helmet

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Год назад +1

      Helmet doesn't protect you from a lot of the worst damage, like DAI, diffuse axonal injury. All you need is to be rapidly jolted, as in a collision.

    • @ashkebora7262
      @ashkebora7262 Год назад +5

      Those old school football helmets _were_ pretty soft. You're joke is very true to life, yet republicans will still vote for him... Makes you wonder who the biggest dummy is, because there is some _stiff_ competition.

  • @thomaslikesmusic
    @thomaslikesmusic Год назад +370

    Lindsey Graham's trying to rescue Herschel, but shouldn't he rescue himself? I mean come on, he's a cop and a former FBI agent!

    • @hirozhen7475
      @hirozhen7475 Год назад +18

      Its like the start of a bad joke "A fake cop, a fake FBI agent, and a former JAG lawyer walk into an interview....."

    • @sprig5173
      @sprig5173 Год назад +5

      Also the top graduate of his college, the biggest employers of black people in Georgia & more.

    • @michaelvigh926
      @michaelvigh926 Год назад

      FOCUS ON IDIOT BIDEN!!

    • @sweett2185
      @sweett2185 Год назад +6

      @easy money He is. He was hurt too hard, too many times. His brain is scrambled.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 Год назад +5

      Oh gods! He was in the FBI?

  • @michellemaria8862
    @michellemaria8862 Год назад +2

    I thought Lady Lyndsey was going to clutch Herschel's pearls!!! 😏🤦🏼🤓

  • @geico1975
    @geico1975 Год назад

    Pope, "bro, we told you that in private" LOL!

  • @julielevasseur7391
    @julielevasseur7391 Год назад +75

    I voted blue yesterday!

    • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
      @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 Год назад +5

      🌊💙🌊

    • @Pat71896
      @Pat71896 Год назад +2

      Me too. I know 45 will make this election a bigger deal than the 2020. That’s scary, after two years of him whining and throwing tantrums, what will worse look like?

    • @catherinemushaw1956
      @catherinemushaw1956 Год назад +2

      Thank you ! 💙🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊💙

    • @catherinemushaw1956
      @catherinemushaw1956 Год назад +2

      I am Voting Blue Down Ballot 🗳 💙 💪 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊

    • @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288
      @girlfromthebronxbywayofelb7288 Год назад +1

      So many important issues, especially insurrection accountability, election access and reproductive healthcare. And now sunsetting social security? What? YIKES. Voting blue 💙 up and down the ballot! McCarthy with the gavel? YIKES.

  • @juliancrooks3031
    @juliancrooks3031 Год назад +51

    Herschel Walker could fill a couple seasons every day of the Maury povich show

  • @estherkibui3710
    @estherkibui3710 Год назад +1

    Herschel, Graham and Trump on the same stage is what nightmares are made of.

  • @michaelschwartz8730
    @michaelschwartz8730 Год назад +80

    I love it when the people who call everyone else "snowflakes" have crying fits over being called a name

  • @laras678
    @laras678 Год назад +12

    "We can't be racists; we have this one black friend!"

  • @JoDee172
    @JoDee172 Год назад +2

    Those Yentanyl side affects had me in tears 😂😂😂

    • @dag_of_the_west5416
      @dag_of_the_west5416 Год назад +1

      Yeah when they hit the rapid fire list of side effects I just lost it.

  • @curiouscat3384
    @curiouscat3384 Год назад +2

    I don't like teasing kids. They're confused and insecure enough without their own parents making fun of them.

  • @tessaziegler5798
    @tessaziegler5798 Год назад +10

    I WILL EAT ALL OF THOSE ALMOND JOYS AND MOUNDS.
    Damn ungrateful kids.

  • @lynnettereede6887
    @lynnettereede6887 Год назад +47

    Best puppet show ever!The strings are well hidden! The only problem is that the puppets never seem to work when they have to perform under oath! SMH 🎭 🤥 🎭

  • @rottweilerfun9520
    @rottweilerfun9520 Год назад +1

    Damn , that was incredibly bizarre. Ms . Lynsey was fuming.

  • @patriciabagby90
    @patriciabagby90 Год назад +2

    I'm not a big fan of nuts in candy, but even as a kid, I loved Mounds and Almond Joy!

  • @oceanwoods
    @oceanwoods Год назад +13

    We live in a culture that gets pleasure and power from hurting others.
    Starting them early...

    • @anahata2009
      @anahata2009 Год назад +5

      It's really sad.

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Год назад +5

      There's this whole culture of pranking, especially between males. It runs from middle school through college, sports, locker rooms, any time when it's only men in the room. And it's mean and rooted in not just hostility but a pecking-order kind of thing. Like hazing, whether in a frat or the RCMP even after women were allowed to join. It can be intense. This is pretty intense. Akin to child abuse - emotional abuse.

    • @pklboat
      @pklboat Год назад +1

      Let's traumatize a child, video tape it and laugh when their world falls apart.

  • @gabagool2064
    @gabagool2064 Год назад +149

    Lindsey was stuttering like he was fighting hard not to call Herschel a derogatory name. 😂

  • @steveshow-tos5394
    @steveshow-tos5394 Год назад +2

    Unnecessary censorship is perhaps the funniest bit on late night TV 📺😂 I love that segment. 😂

  • @Goatchild90
    @Goatchild90 Год назад

    That Nas/Jay-Z historical fact turned joke was greatly appreciated

  • @TheWasif
    @TheWasif Год назад +25

    All I heard Miss Graham say was, “Token token token token token… Heisman trophy winner… token token token…”

    • @michaelvigh926
      @michaelvigh926 Год назад

      AND BIDEN'S WIFE IM A DOCTOR IM A DICTIR

    • @evanpatterson7098
      @evanpatterson7098 Год назад

      She left her hood in the limo.

    • @GoodJuju.8D
      @GoodJuju.8D Год назад +2

      Please don't insult us females by pushing Mr Graham our way.

  • @harlijohnson7080
    @harlijohnson7080 Год назад +1

    Graham looks at Walker like a Mom that is making their kid apologize for terrorizing the elderly neighbor.

  • @conmckfly
    @conmckfly Год назад +1

    And poor Herschel didn't understand a word Lindsey said.

  • @charlesglegg7330
    @charlesglegg7330 Год назад +44

    "What is it about this guy!?" Maybe having the IQ of a postage stamp?

    • @daveyboots79
      @daveyboots79 Год назад +1

      Could be the head trauma... or the abortions? Hard to say 🤭

  • @doctorbeanis
    @doctorbeanis Год назад +81

    Make sure you all VOTE! :)

  • @TypOPositiv
    @TypOPositiv Год назад +3

    Hahahahaahhaa. Omg. I could sit and watch a standup of Lindsey Graham. He cracks me up. 😂

  • @emmgeevideo
    @emmgeevideo Год назад

    I loved Almond Joys when I trick or treated. I was always disappointed when I got a Mounds because it doesn't have almonds..

  • @kilroy987
    @kilroy987 Год назад +6

    I don't understand why the GOP at large thinks people are so stupid.
    But apparently it's all about how they can impose their values - despite any lies they might tell, if they can impose values you agree with, then I guess their lies don't matter for anything. Right?

  • @justjackie7272
    @justjackie7272 Год назад +277

    It's really Sad how Lindsay& Republicans stoop so low as to use the mentally challenged for their campaign 😔 They should really be ashamed of themselves But their not
    All they want is to win by any means

    • @mariahgrimes207
      @mariahgrimes207 Год назад +8

      Came here to say that.
      Ty

    • @tranzformedyouthtn
      @tranzformedyouthtn Год назад +7

      What about fetterman

    • @justjackie7272
      @justjackie7272 Год назад +25

      @@tranzformedyouthtn I feel that he's healing from a Stroke and I don't feel that anyone should fault him for that.....
      He seems like the most qualified for the Job plus he cares for the little man and the working man
      And he's for Women Rights
      He's Got my Vote 🗳 👏

    • @karenkuhr5698
      @karenkuhr5698 Год назад

      It's because he will be a pawn for their sick plans for our country

    • @Lerian_V
      @Lerian_V Год назад +5

      @@justjackie7272 He's not healing that much, his brain is probably damaged permanently. It's stupid for him to continue this campaign instead of staying home to be adequately taken care of by his family.

  • @tommyosuccess7919
    @tommyosuccess7919 Год назад

    What a great clip!!!

  • @ronniechilds2002
    @ronniechilds2002 Год назад +40

    Aw man--Edgar Winter looked great. It's hard to imagine the life that man must have lived, and there he is, with a big smile on his face, looking healthy. Happy to see it.

    • @domestikgoddez9823
      @domestikgoddez9823 Год назад

      i thought that too. he looked very young.. good for him!

    • @ernstthalmann4306
      @ernstthalmann4306 Год назад +1

      He got to experience to cool 70s
      Our generation gets the hateful 2010s

    • @domestikgoddez9823
      @domestikgoddez9823 Год назад +1

      @@ernstthalmann4306 not your fault. i wonder why the younger generation is so ...hateful and trump supporters. do they see through his shecht or are they truly brain washed?

  • @TurtleTurtle88
    @TurtleTurtle88 Год назад +10

    Heck yea Jimmy America needs a laugh ! Thanks for bringing it back !🎃😅

    • @waynehand6067
      @waynehand6067 Год назад

      Yeah but really Jimmy Isn't all that funny!!

    • @TurtleTurtle88
      @TurtleTurtle88 Год назад

      @@waynehand6067 go back to being miserable on the internet you troll

  • @joanne4758
    @joanne4758 Год назад +22

    These script writers are brilliant - and Jimmy just nails it.

  • @R.U.1.2.
    @R.U.1.2. Год назад +2

    Pretending to eat your children's candy, is just plain cruel. Funny for the adults, traumatic for the children

    • @JoDee172
      @JoDee172 Год назад

      As an adult, I don't find it funny either

  • @chamonix2602
    @chamonix2602 Год назад

    "Call the doctor if your guilt trip lasts more than four hours"
    heh heh heh

  • @CodeGrayHere
    @CodeGrayHere Год назад +86

    I absolutely love that Guillermo is brave enough to pose in the chonies and socks!

  • @donschmit3383
    @donschmit3383 Год назад +41

    But I love mounds and almond joy. 😳Sometimes I feel like a nut…sometimes I don’t 😬

    • @marshwetland3808
      @marshwetland3808 Год назад

      Thank you, I couldn't remember the first part of that line.

    • @spaceghostcqc2137
      @spaceghostcqc2137 Год назад

      Mounds > almond joy because the dark chocolate works with the coconut better. Too bad mounds doesn't come with an almond though.

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Год назад

      "Almond Joys got nuts, Mounds don't. Almond Joy has rich milk chocolate, coconut and crunchy nuts, too. Mounds has deep, dark chocolate and chewy coconut. Sometime you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't!!!!" I heard that commercial so many times growing up.

  • @jennifercamille16
    @jennifercamille16 Год назад +1

    I will never get tired of Seinfeld lol.

  • @jamesmontalvo5026
    @jamesmontalvo5026 Год назад +2

    “See, we’re not fascist we elected uncle ruckus.”😂😂😂😂

  • @eweiner14
    @eweiner14 Год назад +31

    That Yentanyl commercial made me laugh out loud - this Jewish mom loved it!

    • @JoDee172
      @JoDee172 Год назад

      Same... been a while sinve I've laughed that hard

    • @richardpierpoint494
      @richardpierpoint494 Год назад

      I would have loved it if he had gone for Ohmecarfenyanil - Ohmecarfentanil is the strongest know Fentanyl analogue and is thirty-thousand times stronger than Morphine....

  • @josephedwarddowling5919
    @josephedwarddowling5919 Год назад +20

    Hershel and Lindsay together are like an SNL skit yes?

    • @starstuff5371
      @starstuff5371 Год назад +1

      Not since Sarah Palin has there been such a 'real life' SNL skit!

    • @josephedwarddowling5919
      @josephedwarddowling5919 Год назад +1

      @@starstuff5371 That SNL Sarah Palin impersonator was the best in TV history.

  • @power21100
    @power21100 Год назад +72

    I love to see these evil people scared. You can just see it in their eyes. It says "I'm f*cked when we lose"

    • @talk3194
      @talk3194 Год назад

      CNN MSNBC NBC ABC CBS NYT WP all said republicans won already. They got Georgia by 6 points and Pennsylvania by 12 points and Wisconsin by 6 points and Arizona by 24 points. Democrat politicians sunk their own party so the civil war wouldn’t start.

    • @power21100
      @power21100 Год назад

      @@talk3194 ohh yeah, did you know that election disinformation is a federal crime? I have filed a screenshot of this to the authorities.

    • @dixonpinfold2582
      @dixonpinfold2582 Год назад +1

      You mean Democratic Party supporters, right? They're basically the inquisitors of the Massachusetts Bay colony, 2022 version.

    • @power21100
      @power21100 Год назад

      @@dixonpinfold2582 I see projections. Projections everywhere

    • @dixonpinfold2582
      @dixonpinfold2582 Год назад +1

      @@power21100 Yeah, you should know. Hey, is one of those projections you see for a Republican congress? It ought to be, Nostradamus.

  • @FilosophicalPharmer
    @FilosophicalPharmer Год назад

    OH JIMMY…!!!! Remember …”Almond Joy’s got nuts, Mounds don’t!” 😂

  • @user-bf5ik2sq5e
    @user-bf5ik2sq5e Год назад +2

    How low can Lindsey go🤔
    don't think he's hit rock bottom yet...
    💙VOTE 💙'22 &'24

  • @Barney7535
    @Barney7535 Год назад +40

    If he (Graham) shouts it loud and long enough, he might be able to get Mike Lindell to believe him

  • @jhedbergklock7720
    @jhedbergklock7720 Год назад +76

    Lindsay is wearing a pin that says "Run Hershal, Run!" Forest Gump would be a better candidate than the great aborter😂

    • @tammyjohnson1927
      @tammyjohnson1927 Год назад +4

      I love how he threw in the Heisman trophy winner. As for some prerequisites to being a great senator. The Republican party just wants another Uncle Tom. And if they were so inclusive how come there is only one black Republican senator.

    • @hirozhen7475
      @hirozhen7475 Год назад +1

      That's their totally original campaign slogan, some say HW came up with that all by his self not plagiarized at all.

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Год назад +1

      @@tammyjohnson1927 The Heisman isn't not quite a bragging point!! For one, it's for college football, something he earned in the 80's. Plus, it didn't work out so well for O.J. Simpson or Tim Tebow either.

    • @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone
      @WeAllLiveInTheTwilightZone Год назад

      @@hirozhen7475 That man could not tell the truth if the proof was staring him in the face. When he claimed to have graduated at the top of his class at Georgia but he didn't even finish so he go to the NFL. He falsely claims he was valedictorian. He's not with the FBI, the sheriff or the police dept. Paid for an abortion, or more. All these things can be proven and he still lies. Apparently , he lives in the Multiverse. The Run, Herschel, Run is a slam to fictional Forrest Gump ( who is from Alabama) and to Herschel because that phrase denotes a slow, dimwitted man.

  • @whoaman8616
    @whoaman8616 Год назад +1

    I've thought for some time that linds is hitting the bottle. His redness, puffiness, and stumbling along in his speech doesn't change my mind.

  • @kimberlymoyer1232
    @kimberlymoyer1232 Год назад +1

    Watching Lindshe Graham supporting Herschel Walker was like watching a slave auction!

  • @anikaru547
    @anikaru547 Год назад +23

    herschel is a walking warning for cte

  • @danielgregory3295
    @danielgregory3295 Год назад +21

    Registration time is long past here... Early voting time!🗳

    • @michaelvigh926
      @michaelvigh926 Год назад

      VOTE FIR IDIOT BIDEN AGAIN!

    • @anahata2009
      @anahata2009 Год назад

      @@michaelvigh926 what kind of idiot thinks Biden is running during the midterms. 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @catherinemushaw1956
      @catherinemushaw1956 Год назад

      @@michaelvigh926 President Biden is not running ... SMH 😔 😔 😔 He Already Won 🏆!

  • @maryhernandezwalker1528
    @maryhernandezwalker1528 Год назад

    👏 👏 👏 thank you

  • @ChasetheLights13
    @ChasetheLights13 Год назад +2

    I’ll trade a Butterfingers for a Mounds any day.

  • @sherifox2612
    @sherifox2612 Год назад +36

    Wow Edgar Winter! Glad I tuned in. Jimmy you are such a gem. Thank you for every laugh. The (perverse, accurate) way you see things just makes me so happy!✌️

  • @seanwilliams4087
    @seanwilliams4087 Год назад +11

    Somehow, I don't think Lindsey has ever had a woman claim he fathered her child.

  • @west_park7993
    @west_park7993 Год назад

    OMG! We are low on paper! I feel ashamed, I made a mistake on my ballot and asked for second copy! And, we disposed our mail-ins, so we voted in person instead! What a waste of paper!!!!

  • @djbones0
    @djbones0 Год назад

    As soon as you said "There's help. " It cut to a commercial for Domino's

  • @johnmcque4813
    @johnmcque4813 Год назад +24

    I never once listened or even heard on accident, to Kanye's music, how did he get rich?

    • @lindsaywebb1904
      @lindsaywebb1904 Год назад

      How do you know?

    • @Pat71896
      @Pat71896 Год назад +1

      I agree. He has been exposed as having mental problems but doesn’t want to do anything about it. Who, in the world, would give him a 1.5 billion dollar deal? Maybe I heard that wrong. But canceling the deal was smarter than creating it.

    • @SwiftJustice
      @SwiftJustice Год назад

      My cousin is convinced Kanye is a musical genius literally because Kanye _himself_ claims to be a musical genius.

    • @daveyboots79
      @daveyboots79 Год назад

      He got rich through his music. Whether you hear it or not is irrelevant?

    • @joshkennedy2868
      @joshkennedy2868 Год назад

      @@daveyboots79 🤣🤣 big surprise coming from a Kanye fan. But you didn't ask a question. So you don't use a question mark

  • @MatthewTechTalk
    @MatthewTechTalk Год назад +18

    As a kid I loved almond joys

  • @itsfunnybecauseitstrue3219
    @itsfunnybecauseitstrue3219 Год назад +1

    I LOVE ALMOND JOY!! Hahahahah