Roasting Men's Living Spaces
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You're about to roast me for peepin you at the gym ain't cha... damn my evil male brain
The guy who had that Tuba pissed me off a lot
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I have a displate already, they're actually pretty nice. But relocating them if you want is a nightmare
10/10 for the white supremacy ps5 room? We're you afraid you'd be hunted down and kidnapped by your ex? Don't reply if that's a yes.
In that room I could have fitted a bed and it'd be perfect.
We just need somewhere to eat, somewhere to sleep, a bathroom to wash and... other things, and an internet connection.
Everything else that goes into a home we do for women, but a lot of them aren't worth the effort now.
The guy who's girlfriend won't let him hang the Anduril sword, he should leave her forever, she's useless.
Agreed.
Gotta put that sward to good use and cut her loose haha.
The guy gets to decorate 50% of the living spaces. That's how it works in todays world of equality.
If he lets her decorate more than 50% that's a privilege.
And yes, choosing not to decorate it is a form of decoration.
@@Psi105 Of course it is. "Choosing not to decorate" is how most men decorate.
she is an unworthy maiden.
On a real note I feel like the male living space thing is a combination of 3 things. The meme of men being satisfied with whatever, the reality of men actually being able to live with whatever (not necessarily satisfied, but make do with) and sheer terror of financial instability. I know whenever my girlfriend wants to go look at stuff to decorate the apartment it is a terrifying experience.
Women: Why don't you decorate more?
Also women: Let's spend thousands of dollars on decoration that basically no one besides me likes
During times of war men can live happily for weeks at a time in a foxhole eating MRE's and chatting for entertainment. This is why women would never survive in frontline combat. The minute they saw the foxhole they'd be like "You know, this really needs a potted plant, or maybe an inspirational quote poster, and a shelf to store my hair care products on".
@@simdoughnut659 I wouldn't say "happily" mate. Incel take much there has been some seriously badass female combatants in history mate.
@@simdoughnut659 Don't forget that we should plan the attacks based on whether our astrology signs say we have a day of good luck.
Make your room empty and your fridge full. Of meat
Every single gamer I’ve met has curtains, it’s not a feminine thing it’s a “STOP GLARING ACROSS THE SCREEN SUN I CAN’T SEE WHAT’S BEATING ME UP” thing
Blinds or shades control sun glare better and are simpler and cheaper.
rather blinds not curtains are what gamers used in most cases.
Eh, I prefer blinds. And to never raise them.
I don't have curtains. I have blinds.
I relocated my desk so there'd be no late afternoon glare on my monitor. I refuse to get curtains.
The mattress on the floor is a strategic maneuver we have developed over countless years of sacrifice to prevent the monsters from coming out of the underside of the bed. Thus leaving only the closet(if you have one) as the only option for them to enter making preparations easier for combat
In David Atteborough's voice
"the male specimen developed a peculiar strategy to avoid the monster from under the bed
By simply removing the "under" "
this is genius
That's why I removed the door to the closet and places Legos in the door frame as an early warning system.
That's why my closets are always open
You weren't supposed to tell them.
Was about to sneer at the living spaces of these other men, but then I realized either my mom or my ex's mom is responsible for most of my interior decor.
Dude, respect yourself
Where's ur manly backbone?
For mine it was my ex. Moved in together, both coming from parents homes. Bought 5 rooms worth of furniture. And a month later we broke up and she moved out again.
Was about three years ago. Going from meeting twice a week to lockdown together was too sudden
So in other words, your mom taught you to have good taste for interior decorating
Nesting is a real thing.
The guy who had his TV propped up on a pair of mini fridges is a low key genius though can't lie.
He's cool. Ba dum tss.
That guy and the one who put clothes on the windows instead of buying curtains,, utter geniuses.
I have my TV sitting on top a plastic folding table.
My tv is precariously sitting on a wide piece of wood high up off the ground. Too lazy to buy a shelf so i used a 2x4
@@Mirkk47 the tv is cool even more!
As someone who's lived with hoarder-lite family members my entire life, I dream of having a simpler living space. I wish I could just have the basics and maybe some decorations/collections tailored to my taste. It sucks being surrounded by so much crap all the time. And yes, my name is Dave.
Wake up Dave!
Oh hey look guys i found Dave!
When most of your rooms are filled with things you might need or use later, you might be a packrat.
Hello, Dave.
Wake up Dave
"There's nothing that annoys women more than how little men need to be happy."
@@midgetydeathThe Men or the Wymmyns?
@@nickmitsialisthe women.
I just need my mom.
@@samfire3067 what does that Canadian guys say? Go clean your room.
every conservative accusation is a confession
also your waifu isnt real, is probably underage and isnt going to fuck you
This made me laugh so hard, i had no idea sleeping on a mattress on the floor was a common 'man' thing to do but I now feel better about my decision
The only reason I would really be interested in having an actual bed frame is to store stuff under it.
It's actually normal in much of the world.
Humans are evolved to sleep on the ground. So sleeping on any kind of elevated platform, like a mattress on the floor, is an unnatural abomination. This is why the species is in trouble.
@@Ssalyer41 that's what ultimately convinced me to get a bed frame.
@@tuseroni6085 my high school English teacher would claim that a bed frame is a metaphor for something.
When I was 17, my family moved out. I don't remember why but I was suppose to sleep alone in the empty apartment for a couple of days. The only things left in the living room were a mattress on the floor and my computer. I really enjoyed those couples of days.
I used to live like that for several months When I was 19. It wasn't really a mattress, it was more like a gym pad, I had my clothes in an IKEA bag by the door, I slept in the corner next to a computer on the floor. Oh, those were the days...
That's not moving out
"sometimes all you really need is beer, a tv, a mattress on the floor, and sal." more beautiful words have never been spoken.
the beer is optional
@@Dummigame no it fucking aint or you might have clear enough thoughts to think about buying a coach
yep, I agree
@@Dummigame it's all optional even the floor
beer is prohibited
A chair, a screen with gaming system, and a floor to hold it all up.
Rock 'n fukin' roll, man.
Rock 'n fukin' roll.
I remember my ex having a go at me for not having furniture when I got my first place.
Then I said something that shocked her, it would be a waste of money to buy furniture because I'm always here with you, I go to work, I come here to you, I sleep.
2 weeks later she suggested we live together haha.
This is so sweet and wholesome. Sorry it didn’t work out, but you have a warm heart.
Reason why she is the ex
I'm feeling rizzles from this story. Noice
@@aegislash6060 why "Noice?" I get the impression you have an Australian accent.
no ice. you cannot unsee@@tomsmith6513
One of my ex girlfriend's biggest issues with me, was that my apartment was sparsely decorated. She said it wasn't about having "stuff" but making it seem like "home". She kept that pent up for several years (along with some other things that bothered her), thinking I would be upset about her bringing it up.
It wouldn't have been a big deal to put up more decorations if she wanted me to. I just never even thought about it. I don't need things on my walls or shelves to make me feel at home.
It's mostly that a bedroom needs a bed with frame, a dresser, shelves, etc. along with the desk & PC and TV & couch if you don't have an office/living room. The lack of dresser or closet to put your clothes and such in makes ladies wonder if guys just rotate washing and wearing clothes, and never put it away. It's kinda like how some guys treat their dishes, leaving them soaking in the sink, and washing one dish right before use...
@@TheGoldenDunsparce I thought we all do that...
Pretty sure you're just a loser
@@stopthenames yh, I've got dresser and 2 closets and i rotate through clothes that hang on dryer. Never put them away.
@@TheGoldenDunsparce exactly it’s the general incompetence of these men that really irks me, like do they even vacuum? Do the dishes? Know what to do with laundry? Mow their lawn? Cook? It’s just such a red flag to me when men don’t even have a semblance of life skill. It tells me they’ve had everything handed to them and people like that are usually super fucking annoying.
7:05 "I can't see the end of the horizon... *HATSUNE MIKU?!"*
Based Miku enjoyer
I love this "male researcher" bit.
For the furtherance of your knowledge, I once lived in a house with two other men. The kitchen was so empty that only two drawers were really used. One for silverware, and another which contained only scissors. The seasonings available were salt, pepper, garlic powder, red chili flakes, and whey protien/mass gainer (which we bought by the palette).
As in a single set of scissors that got their own drawer to themselves, or multiple sets to the point you needed a place to organize them into?
@@luizmonad777 so anytime you want to open something you make a run to the garage? Have you ever cooked anything? Or do you just use a knife to cut bags open? Scissors are better
@@luizmonad777 because they can never be found it is a law of existence... Only women know where those things dissappear to
@@luizmonad777 so everytime I want to cut a piece of paper or anything I have to walk to garage ... Bad organizing and waste of time,also you have scissors for meat , are you a woman?
@@luizmonad777 because I can’t afford a garage
As men a lot of us only need what we really feel we NEED.
Yeah, i dont have any curtains. Always wondered why it didnt bother me enough yet to get some :D
@@DerPijO to have a protection from a radioactive sun rays and for the better screen viewing experience
I just need my monkey figurines, Buddha statues, tapestries, my PlayStation… and that’s it 😂😂😂
@@georgedickens7016 I need blackout curtains to protect my stuff, plastic doesn't like UV rays: LEGO, Rokenbok, Super Soaker, etc.
PC, internet, bed, fridge, teapot and microwave the first things that I use!!
That double fridge tv stand is actually pretty smart to get the most out of the room
Gotta min-max life.
I'm mildly disappointed with the execution, but impressed with the idea. Many bar fridges you can mount the doors the other way. A few minutes work remounting the door on one fridge and perfection could have been attained.
@@AndyViant I didn’t know that but now I do thanks
When I lived in the barracks all my furniture was courtesy of 1st Sgt. Now after 16 years of marriage I still don’t own much. Well I’m not hurting for stuff I just don’t have need for a lot of clutter or space for it as I share my home with a woman and 2 wonderful kids.
That is why you own a Bed stand? forgot the actual word for the boxes that support a bed. ANYWAY, you get the ones with built in shelving for your socks, underwear, spare bedding, and rarely used boots/shoes. On the other side of it you put charging cables, extra set of simple tools, and you leave one empty or for beverages, or some spicy magazines if you still prefer the printed stuff... depends on if you have a mini-fridge honestly.
I gotta say, i love the two fridges to hold up the tv. Practical!
This makes me remember the times in the internet girls mocked and saw as misoginistic when a man had a "man cave". Literally wives don't want or let husbands decore their own house or have personal spaces. Good thing it has been more accepted more now these days.
Seriously where am I supposed to play R rated videogames the living room
@@hcook1023 why not, whats the problem of playing r rated videogames in the living room
You could just not give a fuck what's accepted. Be yourself and if they have a problem then wtf do you care. You do you.
I agree with the girls. Man caves are stupid. Just keep your girl in the basement instead.
@@benanders4412 don't worry they've stopped looking for her a decade ago
Dave Chappelle said it best: “if women would have sex in cardboard boxes, men wouldn’t buy houses”
Tar paper shacks would be more than adequate. So much peacocking just for women, if it wasn't for that, men would be happy driving beaters while wearing clothes merely for comfort
No matter how much space you have, she will fill it with useless sh*t and displace your stuff.
i laughed so hard when i saw this
Dave Chappelle should hit up my Ex then.
Nah, I wouldn't have sex with women anyway so that doesn't factor into my living quarters.
We all know having a bed frame is a luxury for a simple man
😂😂 the entire thing is just an exaggeration by society
Or one that hasn’t been broken by a heavy girl he brought home from the bar…see lack of a bed spring avoids this problem.
I’m reading this having just moved into a new place lying on a floor bed lmao
@@pogo8050 A king need not have a bed frame.
i think what a lot of guys don't realize is you can put thing UNDER the bed frame.
think about all the floor space wasted by not being able to put things under your mattress(porn notwithstanding)
i like the bed frames with drawers.
LOL - that couch and desk where she says, "I think I applied for a job there".
she might have, im sure she has the experience the job would be looking for
Isn’t that a Phub set?
Casting couch
This was my arguing point with my wife. She wants our appartment to have literally no free space, everywhere chairs, shelves, sofas, closets, etc, etc. I want to have a room, not a storage!
Get her a storage unit and let her decorate that
Men need space.
@@rhondaparr5739 make sure you can lock her In it. Har Har Har.😄
I have a living room and a bedroom
.... girlfriend moving in
Yeah stuff I get ... but I really couldnt give a damn not planning on staying here for ages
Along with I'm not getting loads of stuff to make it more cramped and spending more when moving
@@rhondaparr5739 based idea
"Men will literally hang their clothes on their windows before they get curtains."
I can relate, I hanged one of my blanket with tape to use as a curtain so I could nap in the middle of the day.
I saw that and thought "Ya know... That's quite clever..."
it was used to call improvising , it's what got a human race this far ...
I have two towels that i somehow clamped to my windows😂😂😂
Cheaper and more effective than most curtains lol
… my curtains are blankets
The bedframe as a dresser is actually really cool and ecological.
He should at least remove the loose fabric so that it doesn't look quite so trashy...
I mean, if you have a _spare_ bed frame, why not? Reduce, reuse, recycle!
@@scottthewaterwarrior Exactly!
Based
Mattress on the floor makes so much sense though... you know it's just like bed frames aren't a necessity and we could spend that money on more important things like video games
I cleaned out one of those "depression mess" apartments one time that looked alot like that, except it was the entire apartment. The entire living room was full of McDonald's delivery bags 5 feet deep. Removing the bags revealed a couch, table, and television. The kitchen was also full nearly to the ceiling. There was a narrow path through the bags to the bed in the bedroom. Surprisingly didn't smell bad.
Because McDonald's doesn't decompose
@@Chris-gq8ev Because of all the preservatives. It doesn't go bad, and it doesn't get digested. I once shit out a Big Mac whole. I ate it again, and there was no change to the texture, flavor, or even temperature of it. McDonald's recycling is the ultimate IRL infinite money glitch.
@@BonesCapone It will self-fossilize, though.
Edit: I realize from the wording it may not have been your apartment. Either way good job
Holy shit dude you built a depression maze
Nah but fr I'm glad you cleaned it and I hope you're doing better! Hoping I can follow in your footsteps someday :')
@@BonesCapone this is the meme that just won't die. McDonald's doesn't even HAVE any preservatives in things like burgers and fries besides salt. WHY WOULD THEY? Everything is frozen until it's made at the restaurant and then served immediately. There's no NEED for preservatives and they did this whole dumb PR thing years ago about how they got rid of the last few that they ever used at all. The reason fast food like fries and nugs and burgers "don't decompose" is because there's no water in it and there's a shitton of salt. That's it. There's no magic, there's no Jewish cabal of secret chemical additives. It's salt. Bacteria and fungi don't like that shit, it's all fried which sterilizes everything, if the bread dries out before it's colonized then it's stable practically forever, the end.
"I think I applied for a job there" this got me lol
that line and the casting couch vibes immediately dragged my mind into the gutter...
@@69quato If you get it, you get it.
Unfortunately the footage was lost.
The real question is *WHERE'S THE VIDEO*?
I honestly didn't even know you had to buy curtains when I first moved out. I just walked into my new bedroom and thought "well, I guess I'm into sunlight now". 9 months later and the girl I'm dating sorts it out in literally half an hour. Is this how girls feel when we Jumpstart their car? I am wet and impressed.
room gets hot.
men :
"guess I will buy a pack of ice, make some ice beverages and hoping the heat will go away soon"
instead buying a fan, AC or dehumidifier.
@@lunascomments3024 yup
@@lunascomments3024And?
@@lunascomments3024 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 that's a good one A++++
@lunascomments3024 not true I always have my fan on since the day I moved in. it's been on low 24/7 since I have moved in
I feel like most men DESPISE the phrase "live laugh love", including depressed people
12:20
I did some experimentation and this is what I learned:
1. if you skip ironing and use hangers right after the washing, the laundry is pretty straight
2. you can use hangers with wet clothes as a curtains
think about the $ saved, and the time
Plus the sun from the window will help dry them
Environmentally friendly, easy to see what's clean as well as easy access.
i love how this comment alone is more constructive than all women have ever contributed to humanity, combined.
The sun will discolor the cloth if you leave it there so its not a great curtain replacement.
@@werdna55 With only 8? outfits, I imagine the turnaround is quick enough for it not to matter.
Women: "Look at my fashionable living space!" Also, women: "Why do we hold over 70% of all consumer debt?"
I'm not like that
@@ChillingTales12 Good job!
Could also be they can't cook anything
@@DesmondReed-y7e more women can cook than men tf
Welp- got us there. 🤷🏾♀️🤪
We like space, simplicity and a place that is easy to clean and mantain. If you overload the place with furniture and decorations the room looks smaller and takes forever to clean.
Good point. I could clean mine with a leaf blower.
@@johnfriday5169 Now all I need is a leaf blower.....
I remember touring some high-end house, and yeah I was impressed... but all I could think was: if I lived there how would I freaking clean the place?
The secret to that is proper storage! Bookshelves, cabinets, etc., keep everything neat and easy to clean up.
Men provide, Women consume. Men like simplicity, Women crave complexity. Men prefer quiet, women create chaos. Men seek utility, women demand comfort. Etc. etc. There are always outliers, but for most, it in the DNA.
11:25 FISHING POLE DETECTED! Man of culture!
One of my favorite book quotes ever was from ‘True Grit’ when Mattie met Rooster Cogburn for the first time at his hovel and she said ‘Men will live like billy goats if they are let.’ It’s so true.
At least you won’t have to nag the goat to mow the lawn
i love the fact that we are such a simple bunch
entertainment device - check
sleeping station - check
sitting opportunity - optional
Fridge - check
alright and we're done :D
Fridges are overrated.
You forgot the wank station
"Men don't need much to be happy"
Glad a woman finally said it. Now all women need to do is understand it fully.
A Gaming PC occasional box from different beautiful women and some clean clothes
Understanding is the first step on the road to acceptance.
Just as high maintenance women are toxic, so too are high maintenance men. Both exist and both are undesirable.
Well, unless they're me...I need a lot to be happy. I own significantly more than the average male, & still need more...mainly books, & art supplies, I do like gaming too. I also love writing.
Mary jane
"I will lie to you to make content."
That's the first honest thing I have heard you say!
Hanging clothes in the window as opposed to drapes is genius! It's as they say, two in the hand is truly worth one in the bush. I know what I'm doing this weekend, thanks Shoe! 😁
Hang white tees as a base. The sun may leave fade lines. Ask me how i know.
Until the clothes start to get faded from the sunlight unless if you want that washed out look.
Next step: open the windows to dry the clothes
Yeah go and ruin all your clothes.
@@jerrydwyer9057 came to say this.
"I think I applied for a job here" - She's got a wicked sense of humor!
That comment was crazy, at first I thought it was one of the shots in the office show… I then came not only to my senses, but in general
I saw this comment before I got to that part and it hit me like a truck
That was the casting couch from every porn movie ever!!
As a strong and empowered women... that may have not been a joke.
@@samishiikihaku trust me if shoe had appeared in a dirty movie it would be all over the internet. Like Kim Kardashians sex tape
“In my defence I am a femboy”
Bro really single handedly kept the pink dye and soft animal business going and thought he needed to tell us that.
Also let us just ignore the collar collection.
@@madtoffelpremium8324 why? thats like one of the quintessential femboy items.
@@TheAderwolf no, sweety, it's the quintessential "submissive and breedable" item.
Ask shoe, if you have any questions, she'll tell you the same damn thing
@@userequaltoNull Are you telling me femboys aren't inherently submissive and breedable?
@@userequaltoNull i was under the impression that all femboys want to be submissive and breedable?
hanging shirts over the windows is such a brilliant piece of engineering. Can't believe I never thought of that, will use that in the future.
I was in a 16 by 80 feet mobile home when she left me. She assumed that she hurt me by plundering 80 percent of the furniture. To me, it was perfect. Less sh*t to stumble over, more room to relax, watch my cable shows, whenever I took up skydiving, I had room to pack my parachute. I had room to clean my hunting and fishing gear. 😅
Estrogen creatures shall never evolve enough to understand this, lol.
Your fishing rifle and your hunting Rod.
Hehe
@@samfire3067 You DON'T have a fishing rifle?
@@amhuman5138 i have a fishing spas 12
All i need is a chair, computer, my dog and mac n cheese to make a living place feel like a home
What about a bed frame?
@@TheCimbrianBull who needs a bed in the first place when you have a chair
Only one computer?
And TP. But not for wiping ass.
The guy who’s comforter is a picture of himself has more confidence than you can fathom 🤣
Or a narcissist. But I don't know him, what he's going through, or his motivations.
@@observingrogue7652 Honestly thats what makes him scary
Cuckleberry Finn
@@roadtoawesomenessxd exactly lol
@@cuckleberryfinn4618 i love you.
i am learning so much about myself as a man thank you shoe
Really???
You're not a man
@@DeathLock420 Men who call other men not men just for being there are themselves not man which is not man
@@urotaion9879 I'm not a man you bigot
The last time I had a bed frame I dismantled it with an axe out behind the house in a moment of anger. I'm a light sleeper and it squeaked and creaked just trying to flip over while sleeping, waking me up and driving me nuts. Box springs ALSO creak, but you know what doesn't? Memory foam mattress directly on the floor. Just keep rotating it from time to time, flip it up to air it out every once in a bit for sanitary reasons and you too can sleep in actual silence without a bunch of unnecessary wooden garbage keeping you up at night. Also, rolling off the bed won't hurt anymore. Sincerely, a guy.
Protip for the guys that just have a sleeping bag: get the thickest eggcrate foam mattress pad you can find, and put a fitted sheet on it like it's a mattress. You will wake up feeling better. (Also, if you sleep in your jeans, Wranglers are comfy.)
@@Toshinben Cotton kills in low temps.
Solid advice cheers dude.
I spent my entire childhood sleeping in my jeans my family would buy me PJs but I'd just never wear them i always thought it was weird when my friends wore their stupid soft pajamas just to sleep and eat breakfast in and then need to change their clothes again before we could go outside to play
I had a bed and slept next to it on the floor by choice for like 8 years.
Folded up comforters work great and felt better than the mattress IMO
When in Sleeping bags less clothes=warmer
I showed this vid to my husband and he didn't see the problem with half of these images.
Then again, I've seen him pack a backpack for a week's vacation.
What can I say? Very cost-effective.
husband : thinking 2 hours of coffee time about "how I can earn tons of money to buy this most expensive 1 thing* I wanted."
*computer, watches, golf sticks, garden tools, beer, a model of guns, cars.
also husband web browser history :
"how I can minimise my food cost, laundry cost"
I've learned that t suitcase is way too much for 1 week, so that's good thinking
The clothes I'm wearing now, clothes for tomorrow, a set of clothes for day 3 when I wash the previous two days worth of clothes, toothbrush, deodorant, soap, charger for the phone. What else do you need? :D
@@lordgoofus2364 Food!
I like that idea of hanging clothes in front of the window instead of wasting money on curtains.
Plus, it's not gay, unless your shirts are gay.
You'll have to spend more money replacing sun damaged shirts.
"Wasting money." Yes, buying something to help regulate the temperature and thus cut electricity costs is a "waste" >_>
It's like getting two birds stoned at the same time.
And women like the idea of spending money and things they deem as nice stuff so they can show they are higher on the social ladder.
7:09 - This is gold!
"I think I've applied for a job there" 😂
Average shoe follower's living space: 6:14
7:33 "the test isn't that hard"
Question 1: Name one object in this picture
That thing that kinda looks like a coat but smaller and with one leg
I'll name it fj4n28
It's an AI generated picture I saw the video from solar sands
Last time I was this early, Shoe still had a public Twitter account.
Showing your age there, bud
Someone deadass spend $50,000 to get her to privatise the account lmao
Smh
Lol
Did she really deactivate it for 50k?
12:24 Hanging your clothes on your windows is a good way to have the UV bleach them fast and/or get quite damp during the Winter.
As a man myself, there only 7 things I need: 4 walls, a roof, a pillow, and a gun.
I’ll take all that, plus my dog and a fireplace, which I am blessed enough to have.
Every man needs a fireplace.
bro thats too deep@@RustCole01
@@seneca1932 Agreed, need a fireplace.
if you have a gun you don't really need walls, now, do you? I agree with the roof, but pillows are for women. use a rock.
huh@@becausereasons8981
My husband once decided we didn’t have enough seating in our living room and brought all of the camping chairs in from the garage and just arranged them like they were regular furniture. When we had people over for dinner and game night, I told him he needed to put the camping chairs away and he was truly baffled as to why I didn’t want our friends to think that that was how we were decorating our apartment 😂
Also, my husband used to get annoyed with me in college because anytime family members would get rid of furniture I would make him go pick it up with me. Literally the only reason we had any furniture when we were broke students. To this day, most of the furniture in our house is stuff I got from family who was redecorating or downsizing.
Well it worked for the better because in reality those furniture work just fine and you avoided wasting thousands for nothing.
I bought furniture that were with some cosmetic damage(this couch has a scratch on the back etc) from stores for very little money.
My friend went and bought some big couch for 2000 that his girlfriend liked.
I told him he was insane because i bought everything in the house with that, not just a single couch.
Same! I have heard a lot of people refer to this style of mismatched furniture as "early married", but I think we can all agree that this starts when you first move out, whenever that is. I started collecting furniture from family when I was in HS so I'd be able to move out with it. I still have most of it!
Ahhh pretty smart way to get furniture honestly. Lol. Can't beat free. You get a gold ⭐.
I can tell you as a male... that if a friend invited me over for "game night" and had folding lawn chairs set up in the living room around the TV, I'd think "Awesome". Hell, bring in an AstroTurf rug too so we can feel like we're on the field.
As a man-dude-bro-thing, no, camping chairs are not for guests or permanent furnishing. Lol. Maybe impromptu extra seating in a pinch, or in the man cave.
Showed this video to my mom and she said, "Oh, when we were poor we also used camping chairs" so don't feel bad about using them
when it comes to men's spaces shoe on head has them by the foot! *runs away laughing*
As a male moving in with a roommate, the strangest thing was that he didn't even have handles on the cupboards or drawers in the kitchen. This dude lived in this house for more than two years before I moved in just pulling on the edges on the edges of the drawers and cabinets to open them. He only installed them when I pointed out that it was really annoying to not have handles on them.
Just... what.
Well clearly he didn't need handles. So why waste time on them?
Holy shit my entire life I've never had handles on closets, cupboards, or drawers. Am I supposed to? Is this weird?
@@mamspugeti6931 There have been instances where our handles broke, we never get them fixed
That's really not that weird. A lot of cabinets are designed to actually not have handles. I've had cabinets with handles and I've had cabinets without handles. It's literally a design choice.
Sounds like ADHD Paralasys. You know you need to do something.... you want to do something but you just.... don't! Like a cup on a shelf.... I look at it and go "That needs to go in the kitchen" and then just walk away. Its stupid
"I refuse to believe this is the gender that built society." So much weight in these words. I love it.
We were able to build and do great things because women were cleaning up after us the whole time
@@gatergates8813 erm... what?
@Christopher Brown pretty simple idea, not having to cook and clean for themselves allowed past generations of men to achieve the huge amount of work it took to build the foundation of the world we have today
There are multiple dissertations in that one sentence.
@@gatergates8813 do you really think we're losing male genius due to having to make dinner and do laundry?
Two mini fridges as a TV stand is the kind of innovation I’m kicking myself for not having in college XD
10:42 What's the most astonishing is that he actually vacuumed.
my favorite part of this video is when your dad calls you out for the bed frame thing and you look like a little girl impudently trying to shew him away and then cutting away to come back and apologizes that made my day
that was her dad? I thought it was a boyfriend
also no curtains!
Not being a grammar nazi or anything, just thought you might want to know it's "shoo" rather than "shew".
@@cem19771 No bedframe and no curtains? She is a keeper.
that's her husband🫡
A mattress on the floor means what ever monsters are in there, you can rest assured that they are Not under the bed.
But they are still there! So, where are they if not under the bed?
@@TheCimbrianBull In the line of sight, where they should be. Why else do we not have closets and hang clothes over windows?
@@TheCimbrianBull They're under the covers with you.
@@carolcarol9982 those poor monsters! I fart in bed.
@@TheCimbrianBull So do I.
8:10 Well played sir, well played
This is the first ad I ever liked on RUclips. I would even hang these metal pictures of games in my apartment. As a Fallout fan, a Nukacola advertising sign like this somehow tempts me ;)
"They're good hats, Dave" has now become my go-to way of saying 'yes yes, well done.'
HAL-9000 quote
After just having helped my daughter and her husband move to a new apartment I find the folding lawn chair and TV set up to be very appealing.
It's got that breaking bad season 2 aesthetic
How to make any meme male living space look way better:
Replace the lawn chair with a nice, comfortable, cool looking couch
Put the TV on a nice stand
That's literally it. You win. Do not pass go.
I mean maybe also get a little table right next to the couch to put takeout. Like I’m fine with the lawn chair and tv with no stand, but nowhere to putt takeout really irks me. 😂😂😂
The couch may be pushing it. A good armchair will do, finances permitting. TV does need a stand, though. Constantly looking down will mess with your neck eventually.
TV stand, couch, and side table (with coasters) are absolutely mandatory. Minimalism at its finest.
@@bitingapotato3277 Armchairs are good, but sometimes you gotta stretch out.
Yeah but all of that increases travel time between work and call of duty.
3:53 got such a laugh from that exchange, who tf has sheets of themself 😂 this is why so many of us don’t pick out decor, we can’t be trusted
After breaking 2 bed frames from adult activities my wife suggested we just leave the bed on the floor. Plus she is 4'9" and finds it the perfect height with it on the floor. 🤷
This guy fucks.
I see I'm not the only guy that uses a wrestling body slam to the bed to kick off things. That was how our me and the wife ended up on the floor. Back to the bed frame after many years.
By AA, d'you mean shagging like mountain gorillas? 😁Thank dog you're not barbie dolls. 👍Yeh it's a great idea to just do it on the mattress on the floor. People have no bloody idea how comfy that feels! 👍 Cheers!
npc comment
@@dddux
@@vimic3 That's just me trying to be funny. I guess someone would think of it as offensive. It wasn't meant to be that.
Reminds me of when I purchased my first townhome. I was in the military and living on base before that. I had a beanbag chair, an end table with my TV on it, a stereo, and a sleeping bag. Took about 2 weeks to get a couch, which I slept on for over a month before getting a bed. Hate to disappoint, but I put the bed on a frame!
I've never slept on a mattress on the floor. Every bed I've ever been in, even in my own place, has had a bed frame. As a kid and teenager though I'd regularly sleep without a bed, just raw dogging the floor, sometimes with a blanket.
@@kaldo_kaldo You're missing out. Without a bed frame, I can set my phone/laptop/whatever on the floor without having to get up, then just roll over and pass out.
@@mthebold That's pretty nifty. How does it work with bugs and mice?
@@kaldo_kaldo bugs haven't been an issue - but I don't generally have venomous bugs, so I'm not worried.
I've also never had a mouse problem. If you do, might want to fix that instead of worrying about the bed frame.
Love these. Not cluttering your living space is the key to both financial stability and happiness.
Minimalism is a useful aesthetic for most men. Less to move, less to clean.
minimalists are the ones against anything fun
true, keeping things clean is easier than cleaning most times. People can do what they want with their living space.
Me as an electrical engineer with a complete electronics lab in my living room, a separate storage room with isleways, a small datacenter in my garage. And did I mention the three ATVs, dirtbike, trailer, two generators, Idk how many chainsaws and lawnmowers, and some random 50gal drums in my yard.
I once was so broke and had just moved to a new city that I had no choice but to live out of boxes in a room with no furniture. But I went to the dollar store and bought a roll of tape and made a desk out of the cardboard boxes so I didn't have have to play Civilization on the floor like a troglodyte. Eventually, I also turned the rest of the boxes into a shelving unit so I could get my books organized as well and didn't just have shit hanging out in boxes everywhere.
You play Civilization too?! I thought I was the only one!
@@CØsmic_ElIteX2 I think many people play Civ
@@CØsmic_ElIteX2 Civ is one of the few games you can unironically say “I’m going to nuke the Vatican” and you only sound a little unhinged.
10/10 for the casting couch joke.
"Men will literally hang their clothes on their windows before they get curtains"
>Looks up
yep
What I love about shoe on head is that she genuinely seems to love men
@@No_True_ScotsmanThat channel is how I found this channel funnily enough. Good shout and good day to you
lol, "seems" is right
She dropped a boyfriend when he lost his job.
She cheated on her youtuber boyfriend openly (are they still together?).
She trashed MGTOW in the past because she got insecure about cheating and being controlling.
"loves men"
Again, lolz
She might be a hetero.
I am heard about them.
@@KA-jm2czshe has the bi flag on her background tho.
@@LJCG777ain't that the American flag 😭
I like when you acknowledged the depression mess, you understand us! Thank you :-)
Agreed. I literally thought "oh, that's normal for depression, eh?" Made me feel better to know I wasn't alone.
that stood out to me a lot too
9:50 I appreciate that the idea was so hilarious she couldn't even finish the line.
Maddox Lost
9:57 I love how she progressively struggles even harder to make it through each attempt.
I used to work as a mover and I noticed that having your mattress on the floor is also a cultural thing. I moved many Indian families from 2 bedroom apartments. They all had their beds on box springs on the floor. The parents and the kids both had their beds in the same room while the second bedroom was used as an office/playroom/exercise room
of course , only americans think they need 7 bedrooms and 4 bathrooms
:)
Latino here, actually having sommiers is something pretty cool to have. Many people are impressed, sure beds are fine, but sommiers are actually pretty discreet too.
5:04
I like how she says "Goon cave" here.
It's like she's a mobster and the shop owner won't pay up.
"Ya know, it'd be a shame... it'd be a real shame if, uh, might, maybe someone came around and uhhh busted up your goon cave."
Read this in a bad overdone American-Italian accent. 10/10
@@futuzaThen you read it correctly.
"10-10 its ok when I do it"
Correct attitude!
Also I think I can sum up (most) guys' approach like this:
"Making" a home costs money. That's not necessary to live in one.Are these things covered: sleep + eat + game + slob out?
Yes?
House is ready, we can just bolt things like curtains on later. If we find we need them.
More realistically - guys tend to move out of the parental home first, and tend to go live alone. You start with essentially nothing. Gals are far more likely tend to move in with someone.
I'm not saying straight guys deliberately think 'well I don't NEED to buy any of that, and one day I hope to meet a nice girl and she'll want to pick it all anyway, why buy twice?'
...but I'm not saying it wouldn't be a sensible plan if we did.
This was hysterical and I loved it. It made me think back fondly on the days I could literally place everything I owned in a duffle bag. And no, I wasn't homeless, I was just in-between living spaces.
There is only one word to describe men’s living spaces….simplicity
broke
@Raymond Meyers depends... if they're a hoarder, i can assure you it won't be simple. ^^
Minimalism is another one. Also asceticism.
practical.
pragmatic.
functional.
Men do this thing called, start small and work your way to the top. Priorities. Save money. You don't have to get a place and furnish the whole dang thing immediately. This is like the SIMS.
Shoe on the depression mess was surprisingly wholesome. 10/10, this is why I never unsubscribed
It's actually touching. Once I get to my weekend I'll try to clean it up.
I didn't get around to completely clean my last depression mess and I'm already making another one, and the backseat of my car is basically a landfill. But for some reason at work I clean like a maniac.
The TV resting on two mini-fridges is actually a pretty baller idea.
We don't wipe after we pee because no matter what, a droplet always makes it's way to the underwear. It's like a water hose, no matter what you do some water residual will always come out😂
As a man who has always appreciated his mattress being on the floor, as God intended, I am proud to declare ShoeOnHead as an honorary man. Your sports jersey and fishing rod are in the mail. Cheers.
Sorry but having things on the floor is stupid. Is just plain filth.
You know when you buy a used console or something and you find roaches inside? Guess were that console was. ON the floor!
Also if you use your shoes in your house then is insanity to have things on the floor.
Problem with that is that your mattress can get moldy rly fast. Needs some airflow under the mattress.
Wtf is wrong with you bro
@@ImoowhenIPoo Flip it around every night like you do with your pillow. Mold side up.
Recently I had a air mattress on the floor for years lol. Friend said they had a free twin bed and frame. I was like sold lol.
The most manly thing I've done with my living space was back when I was living in a dorm. I used to hang my used bath towels over the rails of my lofted bed where they doubled as privacy curtains for my desk area while they were airing out. People would often drop by to play darts or something without realizing I was in the room with them because I would be completely secluded in my saucer chair on my laptop with earbuds in, usually under a blanket. It was very cozy.
We do that in the army with our bunks. Everyone did that same thing with the towels when I was stationed in Kuwait.
Sounds cool lol
I use black out curtains due to my migraines. I can literally thank my wife for every decoration except the shelf I built. And that worked on 100% luck.
I have thick curtains because my grandma bought them and I used blankets for my room because I worked nights
I use black out curtains cause I work 3rd shift
dude get a plywood japanese panel, it blocks the sun and you never have to wash the thing
Be honest, is the shelf a bed frame?
black out curtains should not be optional
6:58 this has me feeling so called out bc honestly most of my decorations are just Vocaloid merch.
I can’t believe so many people thought that first room is perfect. It needs a small table that he can put food and drinks on, then it’s perfect.
It also needs a bar-fridge next to the chair!
@@Garryck-1 theres a chance at increasing efficiency and using the bar fridge as a small table
@@chapa435ify - That's what my friend and I did.. we had the fridge set up between our two recliner chairs, and used the top as a table.
@@Garryck-1 minimalist perfection
100 % of those responses were from low-life filthy console peasant scum, mind.
There is a lesson in this. Bob is happy in a minimalist existence, keeping his home neat and tidy. Bob marries a woman who wants a 4/3 house fully furnished and decorated to her tastes without his input. Compromise is for Bob’s wife to get everything she wants. Wife then gets upset that Bob isn’t enthralled with splitting the effort to keep her house the way she likes it, as if he doesn’t feel vested in what essentially is her nesting hobby🤔
I love that the majority of The Shoe Show is now just her putting us all in our place
And we need it badly!
ya'll some down bad mfs
I would love having shoeonhead's shoe on my head 🙈
@@MessiAndA3 She's an odd one, openly admits to being a sexual deviant and a masochist, but feet make her nope out immediately, despite being the most common and vanilla fetish out there lol
We're one Deez Nutz joke away from Find0mHead
Thank you for waking me up from my coma, momma Shoe.