"Kids these days don't know what it takes to be a real Spartan. Here's a hint, it involve not being killed in one hit by a sword." Chak 'Lok: Y'all hear something?
Honestly the only part of the story that sounded weird to me was when Cortana told Chief and the Weapon to 'Learn from my mistakes.' Lady... you committed genocide and tried to enslave the galaxy.
I think she directed that statement specifically at The Weapon, something like "if you also go rampant or insane or whatever, remember what I did and the remorse that followed."
escharum gave me side villain vibes. dudes up your butt like "COME FU- I MEAN FIGHT ME CHIEF, WE'LL FINISH OUR FIGHT" and chief is sitting there like "i have absolutely no idea who you are, i got beef with your homeboy"
Halo: "Here is another ancient alien civilization to gum up the overcomplicated lore." Halo Fans: "Please no. Just finish the story you started with Cortana." Halo: "Too late. Hrrrraaaarrrgg! *Forerunners. Prometheans. Precursors. Endless* !"
@@wweirdguy I have a question; why would you rather the Cortana stuff become an annoying plot hole? Rather than just being good? If 343 had actually focused on it, they probably could have made it a satisfying point. Even if the rogue AI stuff was just plagiarizing Bungie's Marathon.
@@HeckaLives marathon did not create the concept of rouge AIs it was a story trope since before bungie even existed. Bungie copied it and added their own spin just like 343.
there’s sort of a warthog run before you reach the house of reckoning. but as with everything in this game, it’s your choice to make that experience. you can choose to drive a warthog or a tank or a ghost or whatever you want.
@@epsilon6516 Getting to the House of Reckoning isn't a warthog run as it isn't a "You need to gtfo cus this place is exploding" that's an assault to go and save Fernando and confront Escharum and with the Sheila achievement it's pretty clear you're meant to take the tank
You drive it for like 3 seconds, then you reach a locked gate, 2 Hunters, some turrets and a shitload of enemies. Then said shitload of enemies and Hunters curbstomps you the moment you step out of the warthog, you get sent back to the start, and you realize you should have taken the scorpion instead.
Halo has existed for a long time as a franchise yet still no lego version? I think we all know why. The bloons from Mega Blocks took the ip for their own personal gain. Only Cyber Quincy can save Halo from Mega Blocks because nothing gets past his bow.
Probably better off in the end since lego has started distancing itself from "adult content" like guns and such. If you notice the new lego sets that include "guns" look like cartoon nerf guns now, unlike the old ones that had actual revolvers, Tommy guns, rifles, muskets etc
To be fair, the megablocks sets were rad tho, plus, how disappointing would it have been if halo had been picked up by lego, imagine trying to convey the LoD on a spartan's suit with the blocky ass minifigure body
Glad I'm not the only one who didn't like not having a warthog run. "The Road' is the closest thing, but it's way too short. Maybe a full one in a DLC.
Day 544 of trying to get Oboe to do a Skyrim Sigurd RP I really loved this one, the gameplay was fun, the characters (both story characters and enemies in missions) were great, the soundtrack was incredible, and the story really kept me wanting to know more.
Let's make Just Cause Far Cry with John Halo, two annoying supporting characters, and a main boss that has _wayyyy_ too much dialogue. Oh, and don't put the magnum, fuel rod cannon, plasma rifle, no Warthog run, or Forge on launch. Also no playable Elites and you need to give us $20 to make your Spartan purple. Oh, and you can't pick the game mode you want or what challenges you want to do. God, I fucking hate 343 and Microsoft lmao
I feel like the "you're getting the wrong experience if you don't play on X difficulty" are all children of "my father mad me suffer so you will too" parents. Edit: look at that, they've come to justify themselves over a joke.
nah, its cause all the games were designed around heroic difficulty. a lot of them straight up say in their menus "this is the way halo is meant to be played."
Halo 4: Hey we’re 343 Industries and we are gonna tell a great story! Here we go! Halo 5: Oh god! Storytelling is really hard! Panic!! Uhhh Cortana’s the bad guy now! Halo 6: Oh Jesus nobody liked Cortana as the bad guy! And now Microsoft is demanding we return everything to status quo so they can still use Cortana as a product!
@@zomenis Considering I was so bored I didn't even finish my second playthrough and ended up uninstalling it, it sounds about right. The real smoothbrain take is defending something this mediocre and bland
I don't know what people are talking about. I'm having tons and tons of fun with this campaign. Sound design is eargasmic (especially with weapons and enemy feedback). The grappling hook is also so much fun to use
its an essential part to the multiplayer and you can use it to steal weapons, hijack vehicles or just straight up pull yourself to enemies to punch the shit out of them
Easy = to get used to the controls/map and to enjoy the story Medium = same as easy but you get slightly more challenge so it feels a bit more rewarding when progressing through the story Heroic: perfect balance of fun and good challenge Legendary: meant for hardcore players that want a really good challenge, and for playing in co-op
This is the first Halo campaign I’ve ever bothered playing and I’ve found it fun. I’ve never been a Halo fan but I saw it on Gamepass and I figured for free what do I have to lose.
I feel like there were problems with story stuff in this game cause the map and the general gameplay are great but all the mission levels kinda succ ass
I don't think the campaign looks very good, seeing as it looks like the typical "empty open world with 50 outposts to clear", but does the sound bother anyone else? Especially the guns and vehicles. They all sound so weak, no punch or bass. The warthog sounds like a dirt bike and the guns sound like airsoft.
Farcry style "open world" games are the most uninspired garbage. Just a new skin of paint on the same boring copy of "destroy 40 outposts". This time it's Halo paint.
I also just assume the RB button to be...Agreesive? LB seems to be more of a tactical or item slot. Maybe that's just call of duty talking but I fairly consistently did the opposite of what I wanted to by mixing them up.
as someone who played through infinite on legendary, i do not recommend it in the slightest. however, for some odd sense of pride, i seem to find myself going straight into legendary on every halo game i play.
The reason all the other Spartans died so easily is because they were all playing on Legendary.
They were stuck on LASO
i can confirm
A man has to know his limitations
@@whenisdinner2137 can confirm, I was the black eye skull
Nah the spartans died because they all had “Student Loan Debt”
"tell them I died well" dude got killed by a shitty pistol then pounded in the ass.
"Kids these days don't know what it takes to be a real Spartan. Here's a hint, it involve not being killed in one hit by a sword."
Chak 'Lok: Y'all hear something?
Nah now it only takes your mums credit card.
Halo 1 Zealots: I'm about to end this persons whole career
Honestly the only part of the story that sounded weird to me was when Cortana told Chief and the Weapon to 'Learn from my mistakes.'
Lady... you committed genocide and tried to enslave the galaxy.
Obviously she means don’t do that. Considering the army of simps Chief has he could try and take over the Galaxy
I think she directed that statement specifically at The Weapon, something like "if you also go rampant or insane or whatever, remember what I did and the remorse that followed."
@@GalahadTheSeeker Yeah you’re probably right
@@valiant2398 :3
escharum gave me side villain vibes. dudes up your butt like "COME FU- I MEAN FIGHT ME CHIEF, WE'LL FINISH OUR FIGHT" and chief is sitting there like "i have absolutely no idea who you are, i got beef with your homeboy"
Mans killed the final brute just to get up in his brussy
who want they brussy ate
This new bloons game slaps
Fr
The VS one?
"Look out! There's a hyphen in your dialogue!" Sent me.
Same 😂
don't you love it when the bad guy insult you and call you a coward while sending wave of enemy at you
with not hint of irony
if you where that guy you would call it stratégie
343 really just said "have fun with your toys kids" with infinite. Also, getting killed with an inactive overshield feels like raw pain.
Amen
1 year later… you still feel that way?
@@RusticRonnie I don't even play anymore. Lol. I've never had a multiplayer game go that stale as fast as infinite did.
"I hope they add an easy mode to dark souls just to spite you" underrated comment
Oboeshoes is seriously going gigachad up in here!
The dead Spartans had student loan debt.
Halo: "Here is another ancient alien civilization to gum up the overcomplicated lore."
Halo Fans: "Please no. Just finish the story you started with Cortana."
Halo: "Too late. Hrrrraaaarrrgg! *Forerunners. Prometheans. Precursors. Endless* !"
Literally everyone was clamoring to get rid of the created storyline lol reap what you sow
@@wweirdguy I have a question; why would you rather the Cortana stuff become an annoying plot hole? Rather than just being good? If 343 had actually focused on it, they probably could have made it a satisfying point. Even if the rogue AI stuff was just plagiarizing Bungie's Marathon.
@@HeckaLives marathon did not create the concept of rouge AIs it was a story trope since before bungie even existed. Bungie copied it and added their own spin just like 343.
@@Coliflower185 Yes. But we're talking about story tropes within an existing series. And within the previous creators of said given series.
it sure is endless
Im glad I wasnt the only one who was disappointed in no Warthog run to finish it off
There was a warthog run before the final boss(es). If you used a ghost instead that’s your own falt
there’s sort of a warthog run before you reach the house of reckoning. but as with everything in this game, it’s your choice to make that experience. you can choose to drive a warthog or a tank or a ghost or whatever you want.
I used the tank because I needed to bring Sheila home.
@@epsilon6516 Getting to the House of Reckoning isn't a warthog run as it isn't a "You need to gtfo cus this place is exploding" that's an assault to go and save Fernando and confront Escharum and with the Sheila achievement it's pretty clear you're meant to take the tank
@@epsilon6516 I walked through it
There absolutely was a mission where you drive the warthog while the halo theme plays, before the final boss(es)
There still is... you get a warthog in a winding valley as the halo theme plays in the final outdoor mission...
@@MistahFox yeah that’s what I was talking about
I of course, used the scorpian instead during that segment, and got Mombasa Bridge vibes
You drive it for like 3 seconds, then you reach a locked gate, 2 Hunters, some turrets and a shitload of enemies. Then said shitload of enemies and Hunters curbstomps you the moment you step out of the warthog, you get sent back to the start, and you realize you should have taken the scorpion instead.
@@LuvzToLol21 You can open the locked gate with a switch
To think that in a few hundred years, history future channel will remake this game
"Never mess with the man playing on easy mode"
its kinda funny that halo is on par with star wars battlefront at this point
imagine spending 20 dollars to make your halo dude a different color lol
"The Banished? More like the Vanished." had me 💀💀
Halo has existed for a long time as a franchise yet still no lego version? I think we all know why. The bloons from Mega Blocks took the ip for their own personal gain. Only Cyber Quincy can save Halo from Mega Blocks because nothing gets past his bow.
Probably better off in the end since lego has started distancing itself from "adult content" like guns and such. If you notice the new lego sets that include "guns" look like cartoon nerf guns now, unlike the old ones that had actual revolvers, Tommy guns, rifles, muskets etc
To be fair, the megablocks sets were rad tho, plus, how disappointing would it have been if halo had been picked up by lego, imagine trying to convey the LoD on a spartan's suit with the blocky ass minifigure body
@@Gameprojordan they've been doing that for a long ass time sadly. That's why third party companies such as Tiny Tactical and Brickarms came about
Ok Fred
Lego won’t do rated “M”
5:06 when the minecraft world generation glitches out causing sheer cliffs that drop straight into the void
"Watch out! There's a hyphen in your dialogue!"
That's why I don't play with subtitles...
Love your work
You can only get that yellow BR if you do loads of optional shit lol
3rd video of yours I've watched and thoroughly enjoyed them all. Subscribed! Gonna be binging at work today.
Corrosion!
Glad I'm not the only one who didn't like not having a warthog run. "The Road' is the closest thing, but it's way too short. Maybe a full one in a DLC.
Day 544 of trying to get Oboe to do a Skyrim Sigurd RP
I really loved this one, the gameplay was fun, the characters (both story characters and enemies in missions) were great, the soundtrack was incredible, and the story really kept me wanting to know more.
"Can't you just ride a ship for one second master chief without blowing it up?"
They sure improved the teabagging physics😅
3:00 oh you will. Just wait. Till the house of reckoning.
Halo Infinite was made by people who only played the Halo demo on PC.
See you in 10 hours hits hard as can be.. dang it. But it makes sense angry war guy who likes to punch things is sooo bored.
We can't have a real warthog run mission until we are actually in the midst of destroying the ring, which has not happened yet.
Got recon from his dad buying all the vbucks
I fell off at the same part where the light bridge gives out for no reason. Grappling and everything. Gives me PTSD
8:15 ANOTHER HAND TOUCHES THE BEACON! LISTEN! HEAR ME AND OBEY!
I only got around to finishing this today, so I was holding off on your video, it was funny, have a nice day.
Halo 1 asked you to look up and down and it would automatically set your invert controls based on what your input.
Halo infinite more like infinitely more disappointing than previous games
Let's make Just Cause Far Cry with John Halo, two annoying supporting characters, and a main boss that has _wayyyy_ too much dialogue. Oh, and don't put the magnum, fuel rod cannon, plasma rifle, no Warthog run, or Forge on launch. Also no playable Elites and you need to give us $20 to make your Spartan purple. Oh, and you can't pick the game mode you want or what challenges you want to do.
God, I fucking hate 343 and Microsoft lmao
Lmfao yeah the weather from Los Angeles and bing news
I melleed whatever red sword guy is called to death after dying 60 times
Halo legendary players when they try the shut the fuck up challenge: 😡😡😡🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤫
For a good, he flew pretty brick.
I really want to check this game out
I feel like the "you're getting the wrong experience if you don't play on X difficulty" are all children of "my father mad me suffer so you will too" parents.
Edit: look at that, they've come to justify themselves over a joke.
nah, its cause all the games were designed around heroic difficulty. a lot of them straight up say in their menus "this is the way halo is meant to be played."
really you should play on heroic not legendary most of the time... i mean the game actually says "this is the way halo was meant to be played"
@@chickenman9184 oh i didnt even have to reply you said it for me lol
vibeo ganes :D
🤣😂🤣💀
Finally someone knows the lore.
Good for you.
I went to death stranding 😂
Halo 4: Hey we’re 343 Industries and we are gonna tell a great story! Here we go!
Halo 5: Oh god! Storytelling is really hard! Panic!! Uhhh Cortana’s the bad guy now!
Halo 6: Oh Jesus nobody liked Cortana as the bad guy! And now Microsoft is demanding we return everything to status quo so they can still use Cortana as a product!
Wow Halo really fell off a cliff huh?
8:34 there was a warthog run going to the location
Hey I know this is not the place buuuuuuuut..... PLEASE TELL ME how you got The History Channel Civil War: A Nation Divided Working on a modern PC
I'm just confused on why they call Mr. Halo "master chief"
Small brains bought the campaign. Big brains played it on game pass. Not like it has any replay value.
No replay value? What a smoothbrain take lmao
Replay value doesn’t matter, it’s a live service game. This was more of a ‘chapter 1’
@@rodneyranch2420 Where's chapter two? I beat it in four hours on Heroic.
@@funfact6880 Probably another four hours every year for ten years. Doncha just love live service games?
@@zomenis Considering I was so bored I didn't even finish my second playthrough and ended up uninstalling it, it sounds about right. The real smoothbrain take is defending something this mediocre and bland
3:32 average Widowmaker on my team missing her shots
"see you in 10 hours" you mean 27 minutes ?
I don't know what people are talking about. I'm having tons and tons of fun with this campaign. Sound design is eargasmic (especially with weapons and enemy feedback). The grappling hook is also so much fun to use
They made Cortana look funny
You know I didn't think about but it does need a hog run at the end
the only way to play halo is LASO blind folded and with your feet
Oboe there was literally a Warthog Mission, I can't believe you missed it :'(
F
Where was there a final Warthog mission?
Halo infinites Hunters were harder than harbinger
Can you use the grappling hook in multiplayer? If so I may actually try it
In multiplayer it’s a power-up that you have to find and it has limited uses
its an essential part to the multiplayer and you can use it to steal weapons, hijack vehicles or just straight up pull yourself to enemies to punch the shit out of them
Hot take hate the vanish everthing else looks great
I also missed my Warthough mission :/
Is there an actual Halo in this one?
I bought both
Where is my "my hand alone achivement" guide
Damn spoilers a plenty here :( I guess thats on me for watching in the first place
...the VA for Cortana been murdered in Brazil
So yeah, Cortana is staying dead this time
No she wasn't wtf are you talking about, Jennifer Taylor is alive and well
@@DankbeastPaul I did say in Brazil
@@MesaAufenhand You didn't say "brazilian VA", you just said "in brazil", dude.
Also, that's awful sure but I don't see how it impacts anything
@@DankbeastPaul my bad
W campaign and W multiplayer. Rhe only bad thing is the story and characters. The gameplay us just too good fr
Still played cyber punk first though
The Endless? Is Halo a prequel to Endless Space?
Ah Someone New To Halo...
Won't Be Long Till He Tries His First Halo 2 LASO Run...
Oh Boi That's Going To Be Fun
I GOT AN ERROR PLAYBACK AS SOON AS YOU SAID EASY MODE DARKSOULS HAHAHA
Wait did he see the post-credit scene?
...you play as john halo? wut....
Halo infinite 2 in 2025 🤗☺😊
really you should play on heroic not legendary most of the time... i mean the game actually says "this is the way halo was meant to be played"
You’re cringe
@@TonyPajamaz i mean, hes not wrong. It does.
@@TonyPajamaz ah haha somebody just sucks ass at playing games
Easy = to get used to the controls/map and to enjoy the story
Medium = same as easy but you get slightly more challenge so it feels a bit more rewarding when progressing through the story
Heroic: perfect balance of fun and good challenge
Legendary: meant for hardcore players that want a really good challenge, and for playing in co-op
I’m genuinely asking. Is this Dante ravioli?
This is the first Halo campaign I’ve ever bothered playing and I’ve found it fun. I’ve never been a Halo fan but I saw it on Gamepass and I figured for free what do I have to lose.
This campaign is complete ass compared to 1-3 and Reach. You did yourself a huge disservice
@@Saved-by-Grace it's much more fun to play than the original trio and reach
@@_-ghostfps-_8651 Sure, if your brain was ever deprived of oxygen for five minutes
@@nagger8216caboose reference
I've never played a Halo game in my life. Why the hell is Gorilla Grodd here?
I feel like there were problems with story stuff in this game cause the map and the general gameplay are great but all the mission levels kinda succ ass
No warthog?
7:30 a part of me died
I don't think the campaign looks very good, seeing as it looks like the typical "empty open world with 50 outposts to clear", but does the sound bother anyone else? Especially the guns and vehicles. They all sound so weak, no punch or bass. The warthog sounds like a dirt bike and the guns sound like airsoft.
this game has problems and none of them are what you listed
@@Wolffanghurricane not enough stickers to unlock is the biggest issue
@@Wolffanghurricane I think both of those things are absolutely problems, what are you talking about? I listed two issues, not a comprehensive list.
You listening on a headset or through speakers? Cause it sounds awesome on my Turtle Beachs
The campaign alone is not worth $60
Yes
Farcry style "open world" games are the most uninspired garbage. Just a new skin of paint on the same boring copy of "destroy 40 outposts". This time it's Halo paint.
Halo is supposed to be played on HEROIC. legendary sucks and ruins the balance, normal is pretty easy and easy is just total power fantasy for babies
5:25 *snort*
I kind of want to get this and play the campaign again. It was fun.
Wow, how does this look worse than Halo reach in mcc? What happened ?😂
I also just assume the RB button to be...Agreesive? LB seems to be more of a tactical or item slot. Maybe that's just call of duty talking but I fairly consistently did the opposite of what I wanted to by mixing them up.
as someone who played through infinite on legendary, i do not recommend it in the slightest. however, for some odd sense of pride, i seem to find myself going straight into legendary on every halo game i play.
The campaign is not worth $60. It's not a bad game, it's just not long enough to justify the price. If you have game pass definitely worth playing.
They have dlc for that
@@UnicornstalkRGaming so pay $60 for the concept of there might be worth while dlc.
@@CyrodiilCome who said I'm going to pay for it?
@@UnicornstalkRGaming
Why can’t the fucking game be good a launch? It’s a total scam.
When i beat it all o could think about is how happy i was to not have spent money on it
This is way worse than halo 5 main campaign.
Why buy when its free
If you play it on harder dificultys the game bosses are actualy hard
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