No...gun shops are known for getting shot up significantly less than gas stations An armed society is a polite society Why is there a very clear plan to disarm us???
yeah don't come here if you do you'll just get brutally murdered by a militia of crazy sister-fucking rednecks, basically the only thing that happens here 🤷♂👩❤👨👩❤👨👩❤👨👨❤👨👨❤👨👨👩👧👨👩👧👨👩👧👨👩👧👨👩👧👪👪🧟♀👯♂🦹♂🦘🤠....
Honestly point shooting is the one feature I was a bit disappointed that it didn't return in the new Hitman games, it should've been at least in the easiest difficulty. It'd make sense for the superhuman assassin with superhuman reflexes to be able to do something like that. Plus it was fun as fuck.
Reminds me of the Hitman reboot where they released a bonus scenario for Sapienza or wherever and spent five minutes explaining what a bad person this one politician is before panning down to me at the back of the audience for one of his speeches... so, out of the seven or so incredibly convoluted ways to kill this douchebag, I picked option 8: Spending five seconds casually drawing my gun, pointing it at his noggin and pulling the trigger. Could almost feel IOI's disapproval as I ran down the catacombs to lose the coppos with extremely pro stealth.
I was scrolling on RUclips and about to fall asleep at 1am and i looked at that fucking thumbnail and it felt like a fever dream. I wondered whether it was real or not for the rest of the next day.
@@Mirokuofnite I like the Hitman games but I get bored quickly with them. Roaming around a level to get the perfect stealth kill becomes too tedious for me after a few hours of play time
Oboe play dishonored 2 completely stealthy, low chaos, hard mode, no powers and complete ghost and absolutely not killing everyone, high chaos, easy mode, and all powers
finished this game recently never finished it the the first time i played it back when it came out back then i thought it was a cool game now i see it didnt age well , you can beat most levels non sneaking and the levels are annoying if you somehow manage to do them silently
I'm not good at stealth games never have been like when I play metal gear solid and I'm told this mission will require stealth my dumbass immediately fires a gun in the room and that now all of china knows you're here meme gos off in my head
Bruh I wish HM3 had the same mechanics as absolution .. the slow motion the atmosphere! Everything was perfect fr but new hit man just took off with the graphics and sites an guns bring back dual weapons too Mfs !! Like wtfff happened in HM3
Oh, man, absolution is absolute garbage. I was so disappointed to play this after glorious blood money. Just... How? Bad writing, bad gameplay mechanics, ridiculous hotel scene, fcking field mission with crazy nuns. I'm glad we have nice reboot.
This title is completely inaccurate. I only have a day like this two, maybe four times a month in America. And only when I'm picking my kids up from school.
Few men are capable or enlightened enough to fully understand and appreciate the majesty of ᗺD. From the most crude stereotype of a Frenchman, who isn’t a Frenchman, because he’s a Frenchbot to Cup Noodle to BIG BO, one of the most complex and nuanced representations of an African American character in any game ever… ᗺD is not for the faint-hearted.
Maybe the real stealth game were the friends we made along the way
This joke format will always make me laugh.
"you know this is a stealth game right?"
"What is a stealth game?"
If you kill everyone no one will be left alive that knew you were there, therefore, stealth.
As an American I can confirm that this video is 100% accurate
No...gun shops are known for getting shot up significantly less than gas stations
An armed society is a polite society
Why is there a very clear plan to disarm us???
This comment I can confirm, 100% accurate.
Average texan day
I can confirm, this statement is correct!
Yes.
Honestly was one of the most fun videos lately
I gotta admit - that ending had me laughing
samee
The end slate saying "We have way more guns than that" really got me
Wait wtf that dude on the missing poster WAS the guys outside... I feel like this is some kind of undiscovered easter egg.
I don't orderly yeeha but this video is a fkin yeeha
Fucking christmas!
It’s yeehaw yeeha is more like yeehah but haw is more drawn out at the end
Bruh that mans mispronounced yeehaw
Yeeha
I love that 47 somehow has Deadeye
ah yes, the good old, stylith pants will conceal my identity trick
this video was actually very entertaining, thanks shoe
The Il Cartographer reference got me good. Golden content.
This is honestly one of my favorite games of all time. It was unique, brutal and the scene when the girl goes off was well earned and a surprise.
I wish you got as many views as compared to your subs . This content is 10/10
5:27 that's a dunkey reference if ever I'd seen one
Theres nothing oboe does better than hitting on men
This video is a piece of history. Proof that even the most humble of youtubers was a complete covidiot.
I'm suddenly glad that covid has been keeping me from visiting Murica
yeah don't come here if you do you'll just get brutally murdered by a militia of crazy sister-fucking rednecks, basically the only thing that happens here 🤷♂👩❤👨👩❤👨👩❤👨👨❤👨👨❤👨👨👩👧👨👩👧👨👩👧👨👩👧👨👩👧👪👪🧟♀👯♂🦹♂🦘🤠....
I tried to play this game long after release and after stealthing my way through both Dishonored games. I was playing it wrong.
giggled like a child at the firework part
Hey Oboe have you voted for Bionicle in Lego's 90th anniversary poll?
oboe did you mix up your main and secondary channel
The fireworks room was an awesome turn
I mean, i used to replay Penthouse Genocide because you can have neat drip and silenced M4's
Good use of Homestar references.
7:31 Sometimes I forget this is an H*R channel, but then you whip out The Il Cartogropher and throw me back into the two thousand zeroes.
The walt disney star wars joke made me laugh... then cry.
Honestly point shooting is the one feature I was a bit disappointed that it didn't return in the new Hitman games, it should've been at least in the easiest difficulty. It'd make sense for the superhuman assassin with superhuman reflexes to be able to do something like that. Plus it was fun as fuck.
Reminds me of the Hitman reboot where they released a bonus scenario for Sapienza or wherever and spent five minutes explaining what a bad person this one politician is before panning down to me at the back of the audience for one of his speeches... so, out of the seven or so incredibly convoluted ways to kill this douchebag, I picked option 8: Spending five seconds casually drawing my gun, pointing it at his noggin and pulling the trigger. Could almost feel IOI's disapproval as I ran down the catacombs to lose the coppos with extremely pro stealth.
you missed out on some of the goofy melee weapons and more importantly the scarecrow disguise in the cornfield, which is the only good stealth section
I was scrolling on RUclips and about to fall asleep at 1am and i looked at that fucking thumbnail and it felt like a fever dream. I wondered whether it was real or not for the rest of the next day.
Aww sheriff uniform, gigantic magnum and no: "CORAAAL!"? 😂
Also loving the obscure Strong Bad quotes!
Dude I love this game I grew up with it so it’s nostalgic to me
I also know how to pass every level stealthy or non stealthy if you know what I mean😉
This video was going great but I am sorry to say I had to report it to the FBI for the Bear arms joke.
0:27 need a full version of this song
Summary of the story: no good deed goes nunpunished
What person walks next to all of the boxes of fireworks, next to a gas pump, and thinks "Yeah perfect place for a smoke."
This game aim to be stealthy
You:going guns blazing
I remember this game getting shit on because it's way too linear. I think that criticism is ultimately what made the new Hitman games be open world.
Absolution is almost literally a linear shooter
I only bought the game so IOI would develop a proper Hitman game again.
@@Mirokuofnite I like the Hitman games but I get bored quickly with them. Roaming around a level to get the perfect stealth kill becomes too tedious for me after a few hours of play time
@@NiCoNiCoNiCola it's not a shooter, but ok
They also made 47 kinda incompetent in the cutscenes to get the story moving.
Remember guys if you ever set yourself on fire In an ally full of fireworks FREEZE ,SCREAM AND FALL
We as danes have a right to make assumptions of american gun stores since americans either call us Swedes, Dutch or only think we ever made LEGO
You also made IKEA.
@@jamesflames6987 thats Sweden
@@Wack.. Same thing
4:06
Yup, that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got myself in this situation
Was also hoping for a Tolkien reference with the religious women level- Nun Shall Pass
I for one am offended, there weren't near enough McDonalds in this video
Oboe play dishonored 2 completely stealthy, low chaos, hard mode, no powers and complete ghost and absolutely not killing everyone, high chaos, easy mode, and all powers
Hitman has Absolutely hit 3 men
(ill do it for each hitman game he plays combined)
I thought i was going crazy since i seen him upload on this channel lately
finished this game recently never finished it the the first time i played it back when it came out back then i thought it was a cool game now i see it didnt age well , you can beat most levels non sneaking and the levels are annoying if you somehow manage to do them silently
Its really not that hard. Instinct can get you through any situation.
@@oh-not-the-bees7872 yeah but if you play the game on harder diff your instinct goes down very fast
"Why's this game so bad- Oh~ never mind..."
Happy Friday oboe
Hitman: Master of slight of hand
If I saw them on sale, I'd buy a Johnny Reb gnome.
A gunshop in South Dakota has Confederate Army gnomes then something is off. Same thing with a Texan-type dude with spurs that doesn’t ride horses.
LOLLLL That actually WAS Kane or lynch, idk which one never played, but its a Kane a lynch Easter egg lol nice find.
Day 227 of trying to get Oboe to do a Skyrim Sigurd RP
It’s not really America until you replace the bullets with hot dogs
I haven't watched enough of this channel yet, but does the piano ever make discordant piano note sounds when shot?
oboe please shout out the lego 90th aniversery vote
'Murica Simulator: Hamburger Edition
you make really good videos
please do more videos like this there very entertaining
Yeqh i forgot the sexy nuns were in absolution when i bought it
It was a funny surprise for me
Lol I’d have an entire knome Gettysburg in my front yard with cod modern gnomes on the confederate side.
Why would you not sex the nuns first? That’s not right
That was a union garden gnome i think. It looked blue
This was one of those games that people ether loved or hated.
Hated it in Fallout: New Vegas where you could gun down the Gun Runners but not then steal their gun stash afterward. I mean what!?
How can it be an average American's day without nuclear explosion on the bomb factory?
You legit jump scared me with the bear 🐻
Also do binary domain!!
wait that isnt hitman 6 . that's hitman absolution
I'm not good at stealth games never have been like when I play metal gear solid and I'm told this mission will require stealth my dumbass immediately fires a gun in the room and that now all of china knows you're here meme gos off in my head
Bruh I wish HM3 had the same mechanics as absolution .. the slow motion the atmosphere! Everything was perfect fr but new hit man just took off with the graphics and sites an guns bring back dual weapons too Mfs !! Like wtfff happened in HM3
Absolution was an allright game.
It was just a terrible Hitman game
You can bye hitman at walmart nice
5:26 Did you watch dunkey?
the review guys channel name is critical nobody
Was this a remaster? Or is this just the original pc version? It looks amazing for an Xbox 360 era game if it is original.
As one from Denmark yes we do think a lot of werid thing about you guys lol
his name is actually agent 47
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Oh, man, absolution is absolute garbage. I was so disappointed to play this after glorious blood money. Just... How? Bad writing, bad gameplay mechanics, ridiculous hotel scene, fcking field mission with crazy nuns. I'm glad we have nice reboot.
Not enough guns
Have tried ghost recon future soldier?
Are u from Baltimore?
A day in the life as an American
dont know why but i enjoyed this...
this is not hitting on men 3
Yes
I used to love hitman absolutelion
This title is completely inaccurate. I only have a day like this two, maybe four times a month in America. And only when I'm picking my kids up from school.
5:56 😂
i agree wuth the title of thi video
chug bungus
as an american i can confirm
4:08 JEFFREY DAHMER??
I want a confederate garden gnome...
Do binary domain by sega!
Few men are capable or enlightened enough to fully understand and appreciate the majesty of ᗺD.
From the most crude stereotype of a Frenchman, who isn’t a Frenchman, because he’s a Frenchbot
to
Cup Noodle
to
BIG BO, one of the most complex and nuanced representations of an African American character in any game ever…
ᗺD is not for the faint-hearted.
All these new Hitman games seem so easy.
Do vanquish by sega!
I perfected this game a few years back LUL
This is a bad hit man game but it is a super fun shooter with throwables