Polish Hero Witold Pilecki So... what point are you making? Cause I just said this to be funny and it seemed it worked but I think your getting too worked up over it
Das Maschinengewehr - 3 ist meiner Ansicht nach die beste handgetragene Niederhaltungswaffe. Mit Ihrem Gewicht von zirka 12 Kilogramm ist sie zwar etwas auf der schwereren Seite der Waffen, allerdings vergisst man diesen kleinen Nachteil sofort wenn man sich vor Augen hält, dass dieses Maschinengewehr bis zu Eintausendzweihundert Schuss pro Minute vom Kaliber 7.62x51mm verschießt. Einem solchen Kugelhagel hält man von einer behelfsmäßigen Feldstellung auf keinen Fall stand. Trotz der schlimmen Vorgeschichte dieser Waffe (Ursprünglich MG42 , Nachgänger des MG34) ist sie bis heute in puncto Feuerrate und Optik meiner Meinung nach unübertroffen. Hope you enjoyed that, but I can't be bothered to translate that little rant into english, just slap it into google translate and you'll be fine . Cheers, mate ! =)
When the hell did denmark say they were the chosen people of god..? If you're implying the danes are jewish you're incorrect. Denmark has never hosted a large jewish population.
Wir haben hier Geschütze aus bestem Stahl. Granaten mit einer Reichweite, die erschreckend ist und einer Kraft, die den Gegner erzittern lässt. Also lasst uns die verdammten Dänen aus ihren Schanzen vertreiben. Feuer!
@@FlaviusConstantinus306 Why not? Btw, your php is giving me goosebumps. HOW MANY FRICKING TIME YOU WANT RULE THE WAVE? YOU NEED A SEMICOLON, IF NOT FULL STOP.
@@purpleguy7093 FU dude, google minash tirith and it will correct it to minas tirith. Incomplete uppertunistic grammar nazi. Edit: you are not pointing out the missing dots between the last 2 words for inconsistency? No, you incomplete grammar nazi
@@juliusraben3526 Jeder hat seine Fehler, du zum Beispiel das du simple Kritik nicht abkannst. Obwohl dies auf einer öffentlichen Seite relativ häufig vorkommen kann.
@@inhocsignovinces1327 Indeed, but Bismarck made France declare it. There was a disagreement about which monarchic family can send their candidate to the vacant spanish thrown. France didnt want a candidate from the same family as the one ruling Prussia (Hohenzollern). So the french king send his emissary to the prussian King. After they agreed that the prussian candidate will abstain, France wanted more and asked that the Hohenzollern abstain forever from any claims on any thrown. Ofc the prussian king declined. And that was it. But Bismarck published a notification about the conversation between king and french emissary and made it appear as if the king treated the emissary most respectless. The french king was offended and declared war. Worst mistake of his career. In the end he lost his crown and France lost some territory. because he was butthurt, imagine that! And the French were buttheart because the germans declared their Kaiserreich in the nice Partyhall of the King that the french themselves guillotined for starving them to death to party in said hall. Its rather weird, isnt it? What hurt them most is not loosing, or ceding territory... No, its some german boots and a declaration in a hall in their fancy castle. But curiosly they gained freedom through prussias invasion. The last french King was only overthrown because of his military defeat. So in a way, France owed thanks to Germany for becoming a Democracy again.^^
@@JH-zs3bs First of all, I knew history of my own country thank you, but u don't. France was not at all a kingdom but an Empire, with Bonaparte at crown, Napoléon III, that's not at all the same. There is not story of "butthurt" or other pathetic english meme, just diplomacy, that was like that. France gained freedom? Lmao, really u don't know anything about our history, go open a book pls. Republicans was in big inferiority in country, all people wanted Bonaparte on crown, but Republicans traitors made peace with Germans and made Republic. 8 may 1870, referendum on Empire, approved at more of 80% of people.
This Danish movie is pretty + good honest What people dont realize the Danish Army was actually slightly bigger than Prussia's just a priori to the war and on top of this Denmark had a real Navy, which Prussia mostly lacked. At the time Denmark was considered one of the preeminent military powers of Northern Europe. And they (thought) they had England as an ally and so that it would all be a cakewalk. So they recklessly provoked a war with Pussia by breaking the Schleswig treaty ( which stipulated they could not abuse the german population of that province and forced them to not speak german etc) and sent provocative missives to the Prussia King. But the Prussians had made quite a few improvements to the firepower of thier Army and the effectiveness of theirs leadership, so they were quite confident and did not mind a Danish attack at all since they ere eager to use their expensive military to improve their standing in Europe and among the german states. Also, as the Prussians expected, England abandoned the Danes, since they were the ones who broke the treaty and on top of that the Austrians sent generous help to the Prussians. The Danish movie is quite honest about all these things. Ultimately the war was decided by Prussian artillery which was quite superior and so more than made up that Denmark's military was slightly larger. Prussian and Austrian "Special Forces" (for the time) the Deaths head Hussars also contributed out of proportion to their numbers. On top of that the Prussians had the better generalship and staffs and so in the end it was a crushing defeat for the Danes. Denmark would never again be considered a powerful country in Europe.
“So, what did you do today?” “Ah, just the normal, got up in the morning, went for a walk in the park, you know, the usual...” “Anything special?” “Oh! Yes! We declared war on Prussia!” “YOU WHAT?!”
@@JeanWayne Prussia was a kingdom in Germany that united Germany under itself. And Germany is not the successor to the Third Reich, the Third Reich was a tyrannical government over Germany in the 1930s and 40s.
It's weird to think that in 1864 in America we were using muskets and fighting hundreds of feet apart in the civil war, but in Prussia they literally had Howitzers and were fighting miles apart with *very early* bolt-action rifles. Huh.
Lets just forget that the American's had Cannon with a 2 mile range and the Union Calvary was armed almost exclusively with lever action carbines. . . you think the Prussians also didn't have to fight "hundreds of feet apart" with their rifles???
And that did the US military good, because the germans went through numerous rifles in the 40 year time period, the USA went through 3 till 1903. the springfield black powder rifle, the trap door springfield, and the model 1898 Krag-Jorgenson bolt action rifle, until the 1903 was adopted and used in ww1
By 1864, the war had evolved into stagnant trench warfare, so fighting hundred feet became the norm. Both sides of the civil war were students of Napoleon's strategies and tactics, and since their last major war was with a Napoleon wannabe in the Mexican-American war. But then a generation later, Europe would learn what America did about the horrors of trench warfare.
Because when you need guns *now* you tend to forgo fancy new technology. Plus, they were muzzle-loaded rifles, not muskets, and they had a decent range.
@@danielhall6578 While you are right, it wasn`t very different for the germans: Dreysen Needlegun - Mauser 71- Mauser 71/84 (very short duration) - Commisionrifle 1888 - Mauser 1898. So, only one more.
@@23GreyFox The word you are looking for is "geriffelte". That is a correct German word. Not a good example. I understood everything they said, nothing seemed off and everything made sense in the context provided.
The point is, it's an art which makes the opposing forces very ill, maybe? Too bad there's one less "e" and they will be very leery about how much you can feel ill about that art 😆
@@Arg0r the Wehrmacht didn’t decimate any army. The surrender was the choice of the Danish government, who knew they didn’t stand a chance against Germany, so they surrendered and tried to comply with the Germans, leading to Denmark being the best treated dominion of the German reich.
Without Moltke what was Bismark??!?!? Serious question. Napoleon wasn't French, he was Corsican. Stalin wasn't Russian, he was Georgian. Hitler wasn't German, he was Austrian. I guess it's not what you are, it's what you identify as.
Depends. Northern Germans speak in cut off harsh words and sentances. Southern Germans are more elaborate and "gemütlich" spoken. But all are "ordnung muss sein". And please exclude Merkels import "neue deutsche". And I can only hope that october brings better beer...
Some units in WW1 had to endure similar bombardments for **weeks** without stop. Something like 3-4000 shells a day, every day. I would dig in so deep I would become a feral mole-person
@@KC2761-d5x 'schlachten' means to slaughter, conventionally used when killing an animal for food. It's very rarely used when talking about the killing of humans and if so, it implies a very barbaric, gruesome even sadistic way of doing so. Even then you'd rather say someone got 'massakriert'. 'Die Schlacht' means 'The battle' and barely carries any heavy implications besides the fact of two or more armies battling with each other. Though, if it is clear that one side has no chance whatsoever due to any uneven odds, you could say that it is or was ein 'Gemetzel'. And last but not least, 'Geschnetzteltes', is a gravy based dish, tipically made of chicken or pork, which is cut in small slices.
While the battery officer in this scene seems to be convinced of their obvious superiority and force in artillery power, he considers the future 'Gemetzel' to come a glorious 'Schlacht'.
If you ever heard about 'temper, temper..' stories when USS Wisconsin (if i'm not mistaken) get hit by 120mm gun and then shot back with all Her 16" guns...
I'm sorry, but I always start uncontrollably laughing at around 01:22 when Goeber stuffs his ears and, with what I can only describe as the most perfect crazy German scientist face, triumphantly says "HAUBITZEN!" And then as the cherry on top, you add the Preussens Gloria earrape. Ahh. Perfection.
There's a another mistake in the script, Goeben says "geriffelter Lauf" when referring to the rifled barrels of the howitzers, but in German the term is "gezogener Lauf".
@@brent0935 I don't think so. A "geriffelter Lauf" is when the barrel grooves on the outside to make it more stable if a barrel is very long for instance. But what he means is a "gezogener Lauf" aka the rifling of that barrel.
@@brent0935 I think "Goeben" is not a native German. Probably a Dane who speaks solid German? It sounds kind of strange, and there are a few pronounciation mistakes.
@@brent0935 old high german was spoken over a thousand years ago. These guys would have been speaking high prussian, which is a language/dialect of central german, more specifically eastern central german.
@Chilly T Having so few line companies would've actually hurt him as Prussia. Prussian line infantry gets a massive buff to reload time and morale. Using large amounts of cavalry and skirmishers would completely fuck him over, but if you don't have that, running to close range from the beginning would work too.
If they charged from the trench while under artillery bombardment to the enemy's then they're proper Death Korps of Krieg 🤔 For now, I'll agree if they're new recruits getting into first day of training in Krieg
Fun fact: The Battle of Dybbøl as is shown here took place in 1864. The song in the video, Preußens Gloria, would be composed 7 years after this battle to honor the Prussian victory over France. The same composer, Johann Gottfried Piefke, dedicated a song to the battle of Dybbøl which is known as the Düppeler Schanzen-Marsch
@@bekluwe Denmark was in a bad position and they have the perfect ground for armoured vehicles and I think they barely even have tanks to give our National Socialist ancestors a middle finger
germans literally at any time before 1945: a glorious death will permit us to enter heaven. we will drive the enemy into extinction germans after 1945: mmmm würst
Can we just stop and appreciate the amount of skilled labor that would have had to go into that map in the age before such things could be easily produced? Some guy likely hand drew this from a much smaller map just so it could be rolled out and walked over by three officers for a briefing.
@@Schnitzel_23 Schlacht mit "massacre" zu übersetzen ist schon frech. Und was zum Teufel sind "geriffelte Feldkanonen"? Wenn, dann sind das gezogene Kanonen.
Learned that one of my great great great grandpas fought in this war for Prussia while the others were fighting for the Union in the American Civil War.
Prussia was hatched from a cannonball. It is important to remember that it was two Prussian officers that whipped a nearly defeated American Army into shape during the American Revolutinary War. It was Von Steuben and that other officer.
@@charliethenecromancer4422 It wasnt. It was a military alliance against the teutonic order. They had their own laws, own government and kept speeking german.
This is why you annex the teutonic order completely instead of making It your Puppet when playing Poland in EU4. At that only moment *The beast can be contained*
I have lost count of the number of women who have told me how hot men look in WWII German uniforms, then I had a girlfriend who grew up in East Germany, she was turned on by Russian uniforms!
@@isaiahvillarreal4512 Boss never designed anything of theirs. He and his company did all the manufacturing but all designs came from the Nazis themselves :)
@@Psyrus88 you know nothing about Soviet strategy at all, nor Prussian one it seems ( for numerical superiority due to conscript mobilization was the way Prussia won it's wars). Leave Call of Duty aside and grab a book.
Not going to lie, when he said that the Prussians were going to mentally destroy the Dans and that the sound of the cannons are deadly was very true. Man, poor Dans got traumatised by the earraping sound of the Prussian glory.
@@freckleheckler6311 Amen to that, someday (I hope soon) Germany will be restored to its former glory and the germans will be once again at the top of the world.
@@bernardmcavoy1864 If you call "little game" the glorification of a nation not doubt you are a fool, and if Germany is reduced to nothing, well, another legend of one more reich is better than have no glory. Present or past.
@@bernardmcavoy1864 Iam a german fellow, whats your problem silly boy? Do you think you are more worthy then anyone else? Let GOD choose "worthy" people, it is not your problem and not a problem of countrys...
I remember seeing a western where a man gets off a train, he was a Danish immigrant, and somebody knew he was a soldier, asked him “who won you or the Germans” in my mind I was saying “If he won the war he wouldn’t be in America”
As soon as I saw the giant map I knew there was no saving the Danes. That thing was rolled out with purpose like when your parents bring out the good silver wear from christmas dinner
Thanks guys for 1 million views, I have no idea how this blew up so much, and as always glory to Prussia!
np
Danish big gae
Wait so Prussia is not Russia?
Zal it’s not Russia it was located in modern day Poland and germany
.@@imsahlaz483 Prussia was beaten by Russia several times.
What's the scariest thing you can see on the battlefield?
A German officer with map and stopwatch.
Napoleon and his old guard
Correction: a PRUSSIAN officer with map and stopwatch
@@trololopez2437 correction: a prussian is a GERMAN
@@Schimansk1 But not every German is a Prussian :)
@@DDDxxxDDDxxxDDD why?
“Lieutenant, see that Danish trench over there?”
“Yes sir I do.”
“Well I don’t want to.”
“Yes sir!”
Sadly, very underrated.
Das heißt Jawohl!
Lol
Lmfao
Lol
You know you’re in trouble when the Prussians bring out the giant map
Actually, that was just the officers cuddle blanket. The giant map will be delivered by a couple of zeppelins soon.
Furzkampfbomber
Mein gott
There is nothing like a pissed off German engineer
@Adrian Thanks a lot! At least someone who understands and appreciates this kind of humour. :D
Polish Hero Witold Pilecki
So... what point are you making? Cause I just said this to be funny and it seemed it worked but I think your getting too worked up over it
I want a French woman to whisper sweet nothings in my ear, and a German man to enthusiastically describe weaponry to me
The latter one are there plenty
Das Maschinengewehr - 3 ist meiner Ansicht nach die beste handgetragene Niederhaltungswaffe. Mit Ihrem Gewicht von zirka 12 Kilogramm ist sie zwar etwas auf der schwereren Seite der Waffen, allerdings vergisst man diesen kleinen Nachteil sofort wenn man sich vor Augen hält, dass dieses Maschinengewehr bis zu Eintausendzweihundert Schuss pro Minute vom Kaliber 7.62x51mm verschießt. Einem solchen Kugelhagel hält man von einer behelfsmäßigen Feldstellung auf keinen Fall stand. Trotz der schlimmen Vorgeschichte dieser Waffe (Ursprünglich MG42 , Nachgänger des MG34) ist sie bis heute in puncto Feuerrate und Optik meiner Meinung nach unübertroffen.
Hope you enjoyed that, but I can't be bothered to translate that little rant into english, just slap it into google translate and you'll be fine . Cheers, mate ! =)
@@silversrayleigh4515 Sexy.
Also mein Opa hatte französische Frauen und ein MG42.
Der hätte dir was erzählen können.
I got you. Come to duisburg. Actually, don't. This place is worse than the slums in Mumbai.
Never bring a musket to an artillery fight
It's actually an Enfield my Friend :)
@@waliahmed7931 it's a musket-rifle, so it's good
ok
never bring an enfield to an artillery fight
Unless you can see the cannoneers.
#Fernfeuer
Where most states have an army, the Prussian Army has a state. Lol
Frederick the 2nd, was it? Nice touch!
@@tomchoioh Close! A close friend of Frederick's, one Voltaire.
Its true
@@tomchoioh Voltaire.
Can u elaborate on that quote?
Denmark: "We are the Chosen people of god."
Prussia: "I am gonna try out some new toys."
Chosen to be target practice,I guess.
Yeah new Krupp cannon toys
@Erwin Rommell German Oprah: Yew gets something, and Yew gets something, Jewerybody gets something!
When the hell did denmark say they were the chosen people of god..? If you're implying the danes are jewish you're incorrect. Denmark has never hosted a large jewish population.
@@thedon9247 it was said in another sequence of the movie during their declaration of war. Video: "Denmark declares war on Prussia"
That Prussian Artillery officer seems like someone who REALLY likes his job.
Wir haben hier Geschütze aus bestem Stahl. Granaten mit einer Reichweite, die erschreckend ist und einer Kraft, die den Gegner erzittern lässt. Also lasst uns die verdammten Dänen aus ihren Schanzen vertreiben.
Feuer!
*Just the noise they make is deadly!*
PRUSSIA GLORY EARRAPE
It's not rape because we wanted it
@@Crackdalf Ja, Ja
It's not rape, it's pleasure for mein ears
@@Crackdalf Ear Sex
Having been near (modern) cannonfire, it truly is a brutal experience.
As Napoleon stated, "God fights on the side with the best artillery"
"ein deutscher Gruß von oben" Advertisement Krupp 1871. While the rifles where crap before 1898 the Haubitzen wasn´t ;)
@@TheOneG36 lmfao the rifles were garbage, yup. But there hasn't been hardly a war where the rifleman outweighed the artillery man.
" For religions poor remains poor, rich remains rich"
- Napoleon Bonaparte.
I know that quote because of btd6. Captain Churchill says it when you place him
@@FlaviusConstantinus306 Why not?
Btw, your php is giving me goosebumps.
HOW MANY FRICKING TIME YOU WANT RULE THE WAVE? YOU NEED A SEMICOLON, IF NOT FULL STOP.
When the Danish exchange student bullies you so you tell the others to position the *H A U B I T Z E N*
When you secretly whisper Prussia into his ear
"Your girl was taking effective fire from my *H A U B I T Z E R* last night"
@@EpicMRPancake lmao
Then you see him pull out a decorated axe as he wispers *"Skål"* into your ear
*H A U V I T Z E R*
Danish Troops: Hah we have more men
Prussia: *Brings out the big map*
Danish: Yep we're dead
It's our good walkin-on map
Doctrine: *SUPERIOR FIREPOWER*
Well that sounds like the US
When germany goes down superior firepower
Best Doctrine investigation
200% DISCIPLINE
*Laughs in **-Russian-** Complete Gridsquare Removal*
Prussia: "Howitzer!"
Denmark: "Fall back to Minash Tirith!"
Damn thats far away
So....much....wrong.... with....is comment....
@@juliusraben3526 *this
@@purpleguy7093 FU dude, google minash tirith and it will correct it to minas tirith.
Incomplete uppertunistic grammar nazi.
Edit: you are not pointing out the missing dots between the last 2 words for inconsistency?
No, you incomplete grammar nazi
@@juliusraben3526 Jeder hat seine Fehler, du zum Beispiel das du simple Kritik nicht abkannst. Obwohl dies auf einer öffentlichen Seite relativ häufig vorkommen kann.
France declares war on prussia
denmark and austria: I would not do that if i were you.
U know that is Prussia and Bismarck who wanted war uh?
@@inhocsignovinces1327 Yes but france declared it lol
@@inhocsignovinces1327 Indeed, but Bismarck made France declare it. There was a disagreement about which monarchic family can send their candidate to the vacant spanish thrown. France didnt want a candidate from the same family as the one ruling Prussia (Hohenzollern). So the french king send his emissary to the prussian King. After they agreed that the prussian candidate will abstain, France wanted more and asked that the Hohenzollern abstain forever from any claims on any thrown. Ofc the prussian king declined. And that was it. But Bismarck published a notification about the conversation between king and french emissary and made it appear as if the king treated the emissary most respectless. The french king was offended and declared war. Worst mistake of his career.
In the end he lost his crown and France lost some territory. because he was butthurt, imagine that!
And the French were buttheart because the germans declared their Kaiserreich in the nice Partyhall of the King that the french themselves guillotined for starving them to death to party in said hall. Its rather weird, isnt it? What hurt them most is not loosing, or ceding territory... No, its some german boots and a declaration in a hall in their fancy castle.
But curiosly they gained freedom through prussias invasion. The last french King was only overthrown because of his military defeat. So in a way, France owed thanks to Germany for becoming a Democracy again.^^
@@JH-zs3bs First of all, I knew history of my own country thank you, but u don't.
France was not at all a kingdom but an Empire, with Bonaparte at crown, Napoléon III, that's not at all the same.
There is not story of "butthurt" or other pathetic english meme, just diplomacy, that was like that.
France gained freedom? Lmao, really u don't know anything about our history, go open a book pls. Republicans was in big inferiority in country, all people wanted Bonaparte on crown, but Republicans traitors made peace with Germans and made Republic.
8 may 1870, referendum on Empire, approved at more of 80% of people.
Some countries just can't be told, can they? Despite the evidence. 2😁
This Danish movie is pretty + good honest
What people dont realize the Danish Army was actually slightly bigger than Prussia's just a priori to the war and on top of this Denmark had a real Navy, which Prussia mostly lacked.
At the time Denmark was considered one of the preeminent military powers of Northern Europe.
And they (thought) they had England as an ally and so that it would all be a cakewalk.
So they recklessly provoked a war with Pussia by breaking the Schleswig treaty ( which stipulated they could not abuse the german population of that province and forced them to not speak german etc) and sent provocative missives to the Prussia King.
But the Prussians had made quite a few improvements to the firepower of thier Army and the effectiveness of theirs leadership, so they were quite confident and did not mind a Danish attack at all since they ere eager to use their expensive military to improve their standing in Europe and among the german states.
Also, as the Prussians expected, England abandoned the Danes, since they were the ones who broke the treaty and on top of that the Austrians sent generous help to the Prussians.
The Danish movie is quite honest about all these things.
Ultimately the war was decided by Prussian artillery which was quite superior and so more than made up that Denmark's military was slightly larger. Prussian and Austrian "Special Forces" (for the time) the Deaths head Hussars also contributed out of proportion to their numbers. On top of that the Prussians had the better generalship and staffs and so in the end it was a crushing defeat for the Danes.
Denmark would never again be considered a powerful country in Europe.
Your comment will be more wholesome when your long paragraphs slowly turned into german, and fully used german when got to the end of your comment
Copy pasta
@@SublimeHurdle Huh? Is this supposed to be some kind of "clever" shade?
@@elizabethmiller7918 :)
So what movie is it then?? Plz I wanna watch this film
“So, what did you do today?”
“Ah, just the normal, got up in the morning, went for a walk in the park, you know, the usual...”
“Anything special?”
“Oh! Yes! We declared war on Prussia!”
“YOU WHAT?!”
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!!!
NEIN NEIN NEIN WAS HAVE YOU DONE
🤣
Bismarck and moltke the elder: you sent an invitation where's the beer?
Some years later, Eva Braun, Berlin:
“Anything special, mein Führer?”
“Oh! Yes! We declared war on the US!”
“YOU WHAT?!”
When the air suddenly starts speaking German
Just like "Guten Morgen gute Herren!"
The Luftwaffle
Shiße
Battle of britain intensifies
When the air suddenly starts speaking Sun:
I love feeling patriotism for a country that no longer exists
Birthplace of vikings
@@dnsblck Some would say that is wisdom, not folly.
Actually,...... Germany is the the successor of Prussia just like it is the successor of the third reich.
Rhodesia
@@JeanWayne Prussia was a kingdom in Germany that united Germany under itself. And Germany is not the successor to the Third Reich, the Third Reich was a tyrannical government over Germany in the 1930s and 40s.
It's weird to think that in 1864 in America we were using muskets and fighting hundreds of feet apart in the civil war, but in Prussia they literally had Howitzers and were fighting miles apart with *very early* bolt-action rifles. Huh.
Lets just forget that the American's had Cannon with a 2 mile range and the Union Calvary was armed almost exclusively with lever action carbines. . .
you think the Prussians also didn't have to fight "hundreds of feet apart" with their rifles???
And that did the US military good, because the germans went through numerous rifles in the 40 year time period, the USA went through 3 till 1903. the springfield black powder rifle, the trap door springfield, and the model 1898 Krag-Jorgenson bolt action rifle, until the 1903 was adopted and used in ww1
By 1864, the war had evolved into stagnant trench warfare, so fighting hundred feet became the norm. Both sides of the civil war were students of Napoleon's strategies and tactics, and since their last major war was with a Napoleon wannabe in the Mexican-American war. But then a generation later, Europe would learn what America did about the horrors of trench warfare.
Because when you need guns *now* you tend to forgo fancy new technology. Plus, they were muzzle-loaded rifles, not muskets, and they had a decent range.
@@danielhall6578 While you are right, it wasn`t very different for the germans: Dreysen Needlegun - Mauser 71- Mauser 71/84 (very short duration) - Commisionrifle 1888 - Mauser 1898. So, only one more.
The subtitle: "wear out their nerves"
The german: "shred their nerves"
Well yes shrapnel would do that yes
Seems to me the actors aren't native German speakers, the German was off, the subtitles were worse though
@@vortagnachricht5547 correct so far I am aware of they are Danes. Its a Danish movie.
@@vortagnachricht5547 The German was not off at all, what are you talking about? Name examples.
@@23GreyFox The word you are looking for is "geriffelte".
That is a correct German word.
Not a good example. I understood everything they said, nothing seemed off and everything made sense in the context provided.
*_You can't spell Artillery without "Art"_*
And "ill", so what's your point?
@@poppers7317 ?????
The point is, it's an art which makes the opposing forces very ill, maybe? Too bad there's one less "e" and they will be very leery about how much you can feel ill about that art 😆
@@mamushiiakai7427 Ah I see, although, they aren't just going to be ill because the majority of the enemy isn't ill at all....they're dead...
@@erika002 the way they go... Is very ill indeed 😁 Or in another word, grotesque
Denmark: Yo Prussia we decl-
Prussia: Done
Denmark: *wait W H A T*
I think your joke is maybe too subtle for YT, but I found it funny.
Ah yes, Danish-Prussian war speedrun, howitzer%.
Romans when the hills start speaking Turkish:
German howitzer seepdrun :-complete
@@jamesburdian56 three roman legions when the Teutoberg forest starts speaking germanic in AD 9:
I may be Danish but mad respect to Prussia for melting my country so quick
Welp if you imagine, that the Wehrmacht did it in 6 hours...
Mad respect to the mad respect
sounds like you got no fight
@@Arg0r the Wehrmacht didn’t decimate any army. The surrender was the choice of the Danish government, who knew they didn’t stand a chance against Germany, so they surrendered and tried to comply with the Germans, leading to Denmark being the best treated dominion of the German reich.
youre welcome
Fun fact: The Prussian chief of staff Moltke started his military career as a Danish cadet in Copenhagen.
Without Moltke what was Bismark??!?!? Serious question. Napoleon wasn't French, he was Corsican. Stalin wasn't Russian, he was Georgian. Hitler wasn't German, he was Austrian. I guess it's not what you are, it's what you identify as.
Moltke The Old???
@@octaviolopez2014 Yes, Moltke "the silent"
Ah yes. He began as a spy for Germany
The irony
**france declares war on prussia**
Otto von Bismarck: *Im about to ruin this guy’s whole career*
Otto von Bismarck Had provoked Them and wanted and planed that war to unite the German states into one singel entity
@@trdrudedude6099 Yes and he did it😂
@@trdrudedude6099 and he did
@@trdrudedude6099 He wanted to annex Alsace-Lorraine or Elsaß-Lothringen but the peaceful way
@@trdrudedude6099 Also the French actually declared war on Germany during the Franco-Prussian war, not Germany or the North German Confederation
Literary every EU that shared borders with Germany:
UK : thank God we are an island
look for Englandkanone or V3
UK from the 18th century onwards: To fight us, you've got to beat our navy first.
Laughs in switzerland
@Shasvin Puvanesvaran yeah, no way the german could have 75% naval superiority
@CruzZ and claiming all the credit afterwards.
Danish Entrenchment: we can hold out forever! Those Prussians will never beat us!
Prussian howitzers: A R E Y O U S U R E A B O U T T H A T
People always say German sounds angry and ugly and like it just doesn't, even angry it sounds beautiful to me.
Depends. Northern Germans speak in cut off harsh words and sentances. Southern Germans are more elaborate and "gemütlich" spoken. But all are "ordnung muss sein". And please exclude Merkels import "neue deutsche". And I can only hope that october brings better beer...
Ze Deutsche : Howbitze
No one can deny… its an interesting language
this guy had a thick danish accent though
@@soundofeighthooves he didn't have an accent at all.
Denmark: We have a nation with an own army
Prussia: We have an army with an own nation
Yes
They really weren’t lying when they said “Der Krach an sich ist tödlich”
911 likes, no comments on that one... seems weird ...like there's a certain topic they dont want to talk about ....
Ja
@@JustANervousWreck what does the line mean?
@@goliath5720 “The sound is deadly.”
@@JustANervousWreck yeah. "the sound on it's own is (already) deadly"
Some units in WW1 had to endure similar bombardments for **weeks** without stop. Something like 3-4000 shells a day, every day.
I would dig in so deep I would become a feral mole-person
Hans bring me my 1841-Zündnadelgewehr!
It's that a gun or wot I searched it on Google can't find it
@@kyleborboranmain8295 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreyse_needle_gun I think he's referring to this rifle
@@gamingfox9845 thx
Danke herr Hans
Which is better chassepot or zudnadel?
"This will be one of the greatest battles in our history" - is the correct translation. Not massacres.
You guessed it, I'm german.
I'm not German and that kinda confused me too, I guess they just heard Schlacht and thought it means slaughter
@@KC2761-d5x 'schlachten' means to slaughter, conventionally used when killing an animal for food.
It's very rarely used when talking about the killing of humans and if so, it implies a very barbaric, gruesome even sadistic way of doing so. Even then you'd rather say someone got 'massakriert'.
'Die Schlacht' means 'The battle' and barely carries any heavy implications besides the fact of two or more armies battling with each other.
Though, if it is clear that one side has no chance whatsoever due to any uneven odds, you could say that it is or was ein 'Gemetzel'.
And last but not least, 'Geschnetzteltes', is a gravy based dish, tipically made of chicken or pork, which is cut in small slices.
While the battery officer in this scene seems to be convinced of their obvious superiority and force in artillery power, he considers the future 'Gemetzel' to come a glorious 'Schlacht'.
Know who didn't consider it glorious? - - - You guessed it, Frank Stallone.
Habe bei der Übersetzung auch schmunzeln müssen.
3 year old kids: look mommy a shooting star.
The shooting star: 1:42
Girls in dodgeball:i hate dodgeball
Boys in dodgeball: 1:42
When god is busy so the prussians have to take over
No my child, that is the might of the Prussian army
Oder... ruclips.net/video/fnNy81CfXt0/видео.html
But the scene that really makes it the shell going off and blowing the guy running aways clothing off!
Whenever I hear the German language I get so excited I don't even know why. Glory to Prussia!
You must have shit for brains.
Same here, and I hardly understand any of it aside from a few words, phrases, and swears.
this is the equivalent of getting hit by a nerf dart and firing back a 50 cal
😂
It is also *the way*
More like hit by nerf dart and firing back a 20mm anti tank gun
If you ever heard about 'temper, temper..' stories when USS Wisconsin (if i'm not mistaken) get hit by 120mm gun and then shot back with all Her 16" guns...
"Now witness the firepower of these fully armed and operational HAUBITZEN!"
-Freiherr von Palpatine, Königlich Preußische Armee
Lol haha
“Fire at will, Komandat!”
that's Howitzer you know
Good, good, let the preußische spirit flow through you...
@@rajeshparihar2521 I'm afraid you need hearing aids
the girls playing dodgeball: Ugh, I broke another nail!
die Jungs spielen Völkerball:
Wohl eher Völkerhaubitze ^^
Ja ja
Why does everyone use that MEME
Jungen*
@@maxpacey8444 Jungen is plural, so "Die" will be used.
Praise to this guy for hiring actors to make this masterpiece!
“Artillerymen believe the world consist of two types of people; other Artillerymen and targets.”
Artillery knows neither friend nor foe, only targets.
"God fights on the side, with the best artillery."
~Napoleon
Submariners have the same feeling about boats.
There are only submarines and targets.
"We will win the war with our rifles!"
Bold words for grid coordinates.
I'm sorry, but I always start uncontrollably laughing at around 01:22 when Goeber stuffs his ears and, with what I can only describe as the most perfect crazy German scientist face, triumphantly says "HAUBITZEN!" And then as the cherry on top, you add the Preussens Gloria earrape. Ahh. Perfection.
The Gloria really ties the whole clip together.
You laugh, but show no remorse for the people that will die.
...wut?
@@noggy3133 Very deep, I too am a 6th grader that uses tiktok
@@noggy3133 oh yeah, all those people that died 200 years ago. man I miss them so much, I used to have such pleasant chats with them
The Franco-Prussian war happened so fast that the map makers didn’t have time to make accurate maps
How about the Austro-Prussian War? Franz Joseph and his generals completely botched that campaign. No wonder it was so quick.
That isn't the Franco
Is that one against Denmark
Funny enough Prussians did have more accurate map of France than the French have. Lol
@@azravalencia4577 to be fair, most of the fabric was white.
0:47 is my absolute favorite shot, he looks so handsome with the sword and his jacket on his shoulder
Danemark: i have an army
Prussia: i have a state
@Robert E. Lee ϟϟ he was referring to Voltaire's quote:
,,While most states have an army, the Prussian army has a state"
“Prussia is not a nation with an army, but rather an army with a nation.”
Denmark: I have an army.
Prussia: We have a Bismarck.
@James Estelle no, the line was from Bismarck, not from Voltaire.
Sweden we are laughing 😂
As a german, you can notice that the actor of Goeben is not a native german speaker and if you listen closely you can hear his english accent.
That’s weird considering the actor is Czech
@@jb76489 I'm willing to believe he isn't a native German speaker, even if the accent was misplaced
NitroCharge 240 you don’t have to be willing to do any thing. We know he’s not a native German speaker. Because he is Czech. Not that complicated
@@jb76489 Yeah but your initial comment came across like a backhanded comment about the legitimacy of OP's statement, that's more what I meant
NitroCharge 240 it was, because op original comment was ignorant and stupid
The artillery rounds actually got a +10 range bonus from the morale of the music.
Love that
what is the name of the song?
@@ohwhocares1 Preussens Gloria
danmark: exists
random prussian: and i took that personal
Vikings: We are inevitable!
Prussians: *gasp* nein
yes but at time of vikings germans are so bad english too, but french win, and go out english frenchbashing
69
@@thatchinesegamer5858 nice
Vikings were a bunch of blonde gypsies that lost every single battle
@@adolphbismark4331 just the Swedes
Prussia: declares war on the rest of the world.
Rest of the world: Gues I'll die
Russia: That's a free real estate!
Asia: *fighting amongst themselves* You said something?
Amarica I think I'll sit this one out you all have fun
@@kgb4973
Russia lost the war against Prussia.
@@Cyricist001 remember 7 year war, remember WW2. We were in Berlin twice.
Napoleon be like:
-that’s gotta be the greatest cannons I've ever see
So it would seem.
Krupp cannon is like the greatest prussian cannon
The ratte pulls up and starts blasting
Dieu est du côté qui a la plus grosse artillerie
@@Barrystue **laughs in schwerer gustav**
Played this with full volume when the Howitzers fired with headphones, sound amazing.
Danes be like, "Justice is on our side."
Prussians be like, "Howitzers are on ours."
"Justice is on our side."
Prussia: yeah, but we have howitzers
Justice was not on the danish side, that's why nobody helped them.
@Robert N This is the battle of 1864. The danes lost.
I was writing about the Battle of dybbol. So I was not wrong at all.
@Robert N Mate dybbol is literally written in the title
Prussia has changed their Diplomatic position: Declare war
Kingdom of Bavaria wants to send 3 Volunteer Divisions
@@tanaymehta4529 Austria has ended the non-aggression pact.
France surrenders!
The Danes started it
@@mathisj3873 ...and lost!
There's a another mistake in the script, Goeben says "geriffelter Lauf" when referring to the rifled barrels of the howitzers, but in German the term is "gezogener Lauf".
ZhengIsRight difference with old high German maybe?
@@brent0935 I don't think so. A "geriffelter Lauf" is when the barrel grooves on the outside to make it more stable if a barrel is very long for instance. But what he means is a "gezogener Lauf" aka the rifling of that barrel.
@@brent0935 I think "Goeben" is not a native German. Probably a Dane who speaks solid German? It sounds kind of strange, and there are a few pronounciation mistakes.
@@brent0935 old high german was spoken over a thousand years ago.
These guys would have been speaking high prussian, which is a language/dialect of central german, more specifically eastern central german.
What did you just call my mom
0:06 Me and boys planning how we are gonna win Dodgeball
"The noise that the howitzers made is deadly, but the sound of Preussens Gloria is even deadlier"
The latter is premature, though, the march hadn't been composed at the time.
Denmark: We will conquer all in our way
Prussian Artillery: Allow me to sing you the song of my people
This is Victoria 2 when you play as Prussia
This is Victoria 1 when you play Prussia. Or when you play Denmark for that matter.... Best play as Prussia.
When you play as Prussia in European war 6: 1914
Jocelynn Dotson omg I love that game
*ARTILLERY WORLD MARKET DOMINATION*
I just love the sheer enthusiasm shown by the Prussian artillery officer Goeben, its infectious!
No doubt - the Prussian Germans gave the Germans their military traditions, and style! Prussia still LIVES on in my heart!
You know it’s about to get real when the Prussians bust out the mega map
That man's face screams "GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD"
BRRRRAAAAKA MONOGAAAAA!
DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!!!
Is that a JoJo's reference 😂😂😂
@@JOJO-ig2jw Yeeees yes yess
@@mwanikimwaniki6801 a man of culture I see>:)
Rip denmark
Tage Jared Reiersøl ;) hallo mein lieber freund
The danes won at dybbøl
@@u.c.r.founder7876 wrong answer boi
@@aiman_oofed8186 right answer, boi. Just search it.
@@u.c.r.founder7876 learn history boi
Preußen: „Keine Fehler und nur Kopftreffer!“
Prussia: “No Mistakes and Headshots only!“
When you play total war and you tell the enemy that the game rule is no Artillery, but little do they know the rule doesn't apply to you!
@Chilly T Having so few line companies would've actually hurt him as Prussia. Prussian line infantry gets a massive buff to reload time and morale. Using large amounts of cavalry and skirmishers would completely fuck him over, but if you don't have that, running to close range from the beginning would work too.
When the Death Korps arrive to Vraks:
If they charged from the trench while under artillery bombardment to the enemy's then they're proper Death Korps of Krieg 🤔 For now, I'll agree if they're new recruits getting into first day of training in Krieg
Finally a warhammer 40k guy
Lutzow's Freikorps
No one dieing... Thats not Kreig.
Fun fact: The Battle of Dybbøl as is shown here took place in 1864. The song in the video, Preußens Gloria, would be composed 7 years after this battle to honor the Prussian victory over France. The same composer, Johann Gottfried Piefke, dedicated a song to the battle of Dybbøl which is known as the Düppeler Schanzen-Marsch
In the Original there is no song. Its just the sound of the Haubitzen
“How cute, he’s playing with his toy soldiers.”
What I saw as a kid: 0:06
"Where some states have an army, Prussian Army has a state" Voltaire
love grate nations of europe and prussian are of there !
As a Dane.... this Feelsbadman RIP
Haha get and got fucked
Challenging Prussia to war was a Pepga move OmegaLUL
SHUT UP YOU DONT EXIST
Denmark surrenders to Germany in 6 hours in 1940.
@@bekluwe Denmark was in a bad position and they have the perfect ground for armoured vehicles and I think they barely even have tanks to give our National Socialist ancestors a middle finger
Dannish: It'll be fine! Nothing bad would happen!
Prussians: **Brings out Howizers** IT BOOM BOOM TIME 👌
Ricko: BOOM?
Skipper: Yes Ricko. Boom
Ja... 💥
H A U B I T Z E N
Denmark won the battle.
Europeans: NO NO NO! Artillery is supposed, to be in supporting role only!
Napoleon, and Bismark: Hahaha Artillery goes *BOOM BOOM*
This clip will always live in my mind rent free.
germans literally at any time before 1945: a glorious death will permit us to enter heaven. we will drive the enemy into extinction
germans after 1945: mmmm würst
Wurst* ;D
@ Sounds like youre taking a meme comment more seriously than you need to
That's more like Germans from 1933 to 1945.
We live in one of the darkest timeline smh.
@@khansolo4083gaslighting
The combination of Bismarck and Moltke is just unrivaled in the last 300 years.
Denmark: *WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC!?*
No no no why do i hear Prussian music
Aww... shit... the music changed.... take cover!
System : *Prussia has joined the battle*
Denmark : TAKE COVER
Can we just stop and appreciate the amount of skilled labor that would have had to go into that map in the age before such things could be easily produced?
Some guy likely hand drew this from a much smaller map just so it could be rolled out and walked over by three officers for a briefing.
And this wouldn't have been an unusual order for a German of the time.
@@kiki_yagelovskaya ?
It is no less the case, but by then en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacquard_machine was operational
Me: 'I'll have a drink tonight but I'm not going to start a war with Prussia'
15 beers later:
*cuts to Prussian officers strategizing right before the battle of dybbol*
Denmark: this will be mighty craic, kicking the shit out of the Prussian boys
Prussia: I'm about to end this man's whole career
The moment when you are german and dont have to read thesubtitles
Ja Genau..die übersetzung ist schrecklich
*Überlegenheit*
@@jonas737 👌
@@Schnitzel_23 Schlacht mit "massacre" zu übersetzen ist schon frech. Und was zum Teufel sind "geriffelte Feldkanonen"? Wenn, dann sind das gezogene Kanonen.
I half understood (learning german)
Learned that one of my great great great grandpas fought in this war for Prussia while the others were fighting for the Union in the American Civil War.
Prussia was hatched from a cannonball. It is important to remember that it was two Prussian officers that whipped a nearly defeated American Army into shape during the American Revolutinary War. It was Von Steuben and that other officer.
Thats correct.
They were born from a polish cannonball..
@@animationpartisan1983 ?
@@peterlustig6888 I think he's talking about the Duchy of Prussia, which was a puppet of Poland
@@charliethenecromancer4422 It wasnt. It was a military alliance against the teutonic order. They had their own laws, own government and kept speeking german.
After that, Denmark never went out of his house again.
Well yes but because of that the neighbors had decided to come visit his house......
(German invasion of Denmark in 1940)
@@sashayt8932 what invasion? All i know is that we got that house for free after 6 or 7 hours
@@somerandomdudesayshi if that’s all you know, then you shouldn’t be commenting shit.
This is why you annex the teutonic order completely instead of making It your Puppet when playing Poland in EU4. At that only moment *The beast can be contained*
thats wy you convert to prussian and protestant when playing poland!
@mariusz pawlowski
Bro, I myself am Polish and not as triggered as you are right now.
Its just a joke.
A german leader will always make his men feel like supermen
Men the uniforms, people really used to know how to dress for war back in the day 👌🏻👍🏻
Ah. A fellow Spaniard
I have lost count of the number of women who have told me how hot men look in WWII German uniforms, then I had a girlfriend who grew up in East Germany, she was turned on by Russian uniforms!
@@grogery1570 that’s because they were designed by HUGO BOSS. He was inspired by the Motorcycle Cops here in America during one of his visits.
@@isaiahvillarreal4512 Boss never designed anything of theirs. He and his company did all the manufacturing but all designs came from the Nazis themselves :)
Honestly Croat and Germans always had the best uniforms than turns anyone on
Denmark 80 years later : why I do hear a boss music .... wait I know this .... oh I am screwed
Nah, they won this battle, you mean Prussia
The power of pointy helmet is immense
When you go down superior firepower as the German Empire:
Friss deutschen Stahl
Mobile warfare is nice too if you have enough horse drawn carriages
@@tanaymehta4529 But superior firepower is actually superior
Even when I am from Asia I love German history and admire Prussia!
same too
Same
your not from asia, your from prussia that doesn't speak German
BUT YOUR NAME IS ODYSSEUS AND YOU LOVE ITHAKA....AND PRUSSIA LOVE.... SPARTA
Aye, I share the sentiment. Prost.
Soviet’s strat was so good
1st plan: “bruh wtf, fine lets fight”
Back-up plan: “snow is fucking snowier”
Soviet strategy essentially amounted to, "Throw people at it until it dies".
@@Psyrus88 you know nothing about Soviet strategy at all, nor Prussian one it seems ( for numerical superiority due to conscript mobilization was the way Prussia won it's wars). Leave Call of Duty aside and grab a book.
Danish girl: *rejects me*
Me:
WW2 germany: We have lot of men!
Prussia: Hold my beer
Denmark: Prussia sucks, and will never become great.
Prussia: *Now you have officially crossed the line buddy.*
Yea They have choosen a Bad time
Stroheim grandpa was there, and I’m pretty sure he said: PRUSSSIAN ENGENEERING IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
Was he on the Prussian or Danish side?
@@analkanal806 I'm pretty sure he was on the Prussian side
Not going to lie, when he said that the Prussians were going to mentally destroy the Dans and that the sound of the cannons are deadly was very true. Man, poor Dans got traumatised by the earraping sound of the Prussian glory.
*Prussians hear 1812 Overture*
“That’s cultural appropriation”
why every time I hear German language I always get excited
@@freckleheckler6311 Amen to that, someday (I hope soon) Germany will be restored to its former glory and the germans will be once again at the top of the world.
@@bernardmcavoy1864 If you call "little game" the glorification of a nation not doubt you are a fool, and if Germany is reduced to nothing, well, another legend of one more reich is better than have no glory. Present or past.
@@bernardmcavoy1864 Nop I dont care.
@Reck Fredreck Germans are NO RACE! Keep cool! Beeing german is a choice of lifestyle ;).
@@bernardmcavoy1864 Iam a german fellow, whats your problem silly boy? Do you think you are more worthy then anyone else? Let GOD choose "worthy" people, it is not your problem and not a problem of countrys...
I remember seeing a western where a man gets off a train, he was a Danish immigrant, and somebody knew he was a soldier, asked him “who won you or the Germans” in my mind I was saying
“If he won the war he wouldn’t be in America”
Oh damn that's kinda hilarious 🤣
Perhaps was The Salvation? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Salvation_(film)
As soon as I saw the giant map I knew there was no saving the Danes. That thing was rolled out with purpose like when your parents bring out the good silver wear from christmas dinner