When you challenge Prussia to a war (dybbøl)

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @lukavidovic4033
    @lukavidovic4033  4 года назад +7850

    Thanks guys for 1 million views, I have no idea how this blew up so much, and as always glory to Prussia!

    • @darionikolic5435
      @darionikolic5435 4 года назад +7

      np

    • @WilhelmMuller88
      @WilhelmMuller88 4 года назад +11

      Danish big gae

    • @imsahlaz483
      @imsahlaz483 4 года назад +20

      Wait so Prussia is not Russia?

    • @voynex1672
      @voynex1672 4 года назад +44

      Zal it’s not Russia it was located in modern day Poland and germany

    • @abcd-dk5zp
      @abcd-dk5zp 4 года назад +14

      .@@imsahlaz483 Prussia was beaten by Russia several times.

  • @BarcelPL
    @BarcelPL 3 года назад +17698

    What's the scariest thing you can see on the battlefield?
    A German officer with map and stopwatch.

    • @TropicalAsian-1000
      @TropicalAsian-1000 3 года назад +518

      Napoleon and his old guard

    • @trololopez2437
      @trololopez2437 3 года назад +961

      Correction: a PRUSSIAN officer with map and stopwatch

    • @Schimansk1
      @Schimansk1 3 года назад +400

      @@trololopez2437 correction: a prussian is a GERMAN

    • @DDDxxxDDDxxxDDD
      @DDDxxxDDDxxxDDD 3 года назад +606

      @@Schimansk1 But not every German is a Prussian :)

    • @BaljinderSingh-xy4ik
      @BaljinderSingh-xy4ik 3 года назад +25

      @@DDDxxxDDDxxxDDD why?

  • @CT---ye4lc
    @CT---ye4lc 3 года назад +18449

    “Lieutenant, see that Danish trench over there?”
    “Yes sir I do.”
    “Well I don’t want to.”
    “Yes sir!”

  • @V1nce_man
    @V1nce_man 4 года назад +20407

    You know you’re in trouble when the Prussians bring out the giant map

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 4 года назад +1613

      Actually, that was just the officers cuddle blanket. The giant map will be delivered by a couple of zeppelins soon.

    • @V1nce_man
      @V1nce_man 4 года назад +513

      Furzkampfbomber
      Mein gott

    • @G1Bryce
      @G1Bryce 4 года назад +165

      There is nothing like a pissed off German engineer

    • @Furzkampfbomber
      @Furzkampfbomber 4 года назад +105

      @Adrian Thanks a lot! At least someone who understands and appreciates this kind of humour. :D

    • @V1nce_man
      @V1nce_man 4 года назад +34

      Polish Hero Witold Pilecki
      So... what point are you making? Cause I just said this to be funny and it seemed it worked but I think your getting too worked up over it

  • @ScottTHutch
    @ScottTHutch 2 года назад +4761

    I want a French woman to whisper sweet nothings in my ear, and a German man to enthusiastically describe weaponry to me

    • @trdrudedude6099
      @trdrudedude6099 2 года назад +166

      The latter one are there plenty

    • @silversrayleigh4515
      @silversrayleigh4515 2 года назад +416

      Das Maschinengewehr - 3 ist meiner Ansicht nach die beste handgetragene Niederhaltungswaffe. Mit Ihrem Gewicht von zirka 12 Kilogramm ist sie zwar etwas auf der schwereren Seite der Waffen, allerdings vergisst man diesen kleinen Nachteil sofort wenn man sich vor Augen hält, dass dieses Maschinengewehr bis zu Eintausendzweihundert Schuss pro Minute vom Kaliber 7.62x51mm verschießt. Einem solchen Kugelhagel hält man von einer behelfsmäßigen Feldstellung auf keinen Fall stand. Trotz der schlimmen Vorgeschichte dieser Waffe (Ursprünglich MG42 , Nachgänger des MG34) ist sie bis heute in puncto Feuerrate und Optik meiner Meinung nach unübertroffen.
      Hope you enjoyed that, but I can't be bothered to translate that little rant into english, just slap it into google translate and you'll be fine . Cheers, mate ! =)

    • @knispelwedges427
      @knispelwedges427 2 года назад +5

      @@silversrayleigh4515 Sexy.

    • @neinnein9306
      @neinnein9306 2 года назад +143

      Also mein Opa hatte französische Frauen und ein MG42.
      Der hätte dir was erzählen können.

    • @Okuu__Gaming_1
      @Okuu__Gaming_1 2 года назад +53

      I got you. Come to duisburg. Actually, don't. This place is worse than the slums in Mumbai.

  • @panzerschliffehohenzollern4863
    @panzerschliffehohenzollern4863 5 лет назад +8784

    Never bring a musket to an artillery fight

    • @waliahmed7931
      @waliahmed7931 5 лет назад +71

      It's actually an Enfield my Friend :)

    • @potassiumnitrate5817
      @potassiumnitrate5817 5 лет назад +61

      @@waliahmed7931 it's a musket-rifle, so it's good

    • @pimiento3428
      @pimiento3428 4 года назад +24

      ok
      never bring an enfield to an artillery fight

    • @fds7476
      @fds7476 4 года назад +9

      Unless you can see the cannoneers.

    • @Cjnw
      @Cjnw 4 года назад +1

      #Fernfeuer

  • @alexanderrahl7034
    @alexanderrahl7034 4 года назад +9386

    Where most states have an army, the Prussian Army has a state. Lol

    • @tomchoioh
      @tomchoioh 3 года назад +127

      Frederick the 2nd, was it? Nice touch!

    • @joshuasharpe8047
      @joshuasharpe8047 3 года назад +155

      @@tomchoioh Close! A close friend of Frederick's, one Voltaire.

    • @bigbitehood1353
      @bigbitehood1353 3 года назад +9

      Its true

    • @metalltitan
      @metalltitan 3 года назад +11

      @@tomchoioh Voltaire.

    • @mrdragonage7446
      @mrdragonage7446 3 года назад +2

      Can u elaborate on that quote?

  • @Obsidianen
    @Obsidianen 4 года назад +7611

    Denmark: "We are the Chosen people of god."
    Prussia: "I am gonna try out some new toys."

    • @YourMom-vz2qx
      @YourMom-vz2qx 4 года назад +386

      Chosen to be target practice,I guess.

    • @blitzkrupp8583
      @blitzkrupp8583 4 года назад +131

      Yeah new Krupp cannon toys

    • @trazyntheinfinite9895
      @trazyntheinfinite9895 4 года назад +53

      @Erwin Rommell German Oprah: Yew gets something, and Yew gets something, Jewerybody gets something!

    • @thedon9247
      @thedon9247 4 года назад +12

      When the hell did denmark say they were the chosen people of god..? If you're implying the danes are jewish you're incorrect. Denmark has never hosted a large jewish population.

    • @Obsidianen
      @Obsidianen 4 года назад +62

      @@thedon9247 it was said in another sequence of the movie during their declaration of war. Video: "Denmark declares war on Prussia"

  • @christopherharmon2433
    @christopherharmon2433 Год назад +392

    That Prussian Artillery officer seems like someone who REALLY likes his job.

    • @TheLittleDeath1
      @TheLittleDeath1 5 месяцев назад

      Wir haben hier Geschütze aus bestem Stahl. Granaten mit einer Reichweite, die erschreckend ist und einer Kraft, die den Gegner erzittern lässt. Also lasst uns die verdammten Dänen aus ihren Schanzen vertreiben.
      Feuer!

  • @billwilson7841
    @billwilson7841 5 лет назад +7166

    *Just the noise they make is deadly!*
    PRUSSIA GLORY EARRAPE

    • @Crackdalf
      @Crackdalf 4 года назад +186

      It's not rape because we wanted it

    • @jonathanbastard4629
      @jonathanbastard4629 4 года назад +27

      @@Crackdalf Ja, Ja

    • @jonathanbastard4629
      @jonathanbastard4629 4 года назад +85

      It's not rape, it's pleasure for mein ears

    • @LatifXD
      @LatifXD 4 года назад +29

      @@Crackdalf Ear Sex

    • @509Gman
      @509Gman 4 года назад +12

      Having been near (modern) cannonfire, it truly is a brutal experience.

  • @Andernol
    @Andernol 3 года назад +7591

    As Napoleon stated, "God fights on the side with the best artillery"

    • @TheOneG36
      @TheOneG36 3 года назад +213

      "ein deutscher Gruß von oben" Advertisement Krupp 1871. While the rifles where crap before 1898 the Haubitzen wasn´t ;)

    • @Andernol
      @Andernol 3 года назад +156

      @@TheOneG36 lmfao the rifles were garbage, yup. But there hasn't been hardly a war where the rifleman outweighed the artillery man.

    • @asmeet2005
      @asmeet2005 3 года назад +95

      " For religions poor remains poor, rich remains rich"
      - Napoleon Bonaparte.

    • @theranger7924
      @theranger7924 3 года назад +19

      I know that quote because of btd6. Captain Churchill says it when you place him

    • @asmeet2005
      @asmeet2005 3 года назад +12

      @@FlaviusConstantinus306 Why not?
      Btw, your php is giving me goosebumps.
      HOW MANY FRICKING TIME YOU WANT RULE THE WAVE? YOU NEED A SEMICOLON, IF NOT FULL STOP.

  • @kgb5979
    @kgb5979 4 года назад +3174

    When the Danish exchange student bullies you so you tell the others to position the *H A U B I T Z E N*

    • @animationpartisan1983
      @animationpartisan1983 4 года назад +85

      When you secretly whisper Prussia into his ear

    • @EpicMRPancake
      @EpicMRPancake 4 года назад +86

      "Your girl was taking effective fire from my *H A U B I T Z E R* last night"

    • @historyexplained916
      @historyexplained916 4 года назад +7

      @@EpicMRPancake lmao

    • @theflyinggasmask
      @theflyinggasmask 4 года назад +6

      Then you see him pull out a decorated axe as he wispers *"Skål"* into your ear

    • @houselemuellan8756
      @houselemuellan8756 4 года назад

      *H A U V I T Z E R*

  • @PraiseThySnail
    @PraiseThySnail 2 года назад +125

    Danish Troops: Hah we have more men
    Prussia: *Brings out the big map*
    Danish: Yep we're dead

  • @viniwizi
    @viniwizi 5 лет назад +7766

    Doctrine: *SUPERIOR FIREPOWER*

    • @elements1168
      @elements1168 4 года назад +106

      Well that sounds like the US

    • @luftwaffle4327
      @luftwaffle4327 4 года назад +235

      When germany goes down superior firepower

    • @shamigod23
      @shamigod23 4 года назад +68

      Best Doctrine investigation

    • @CEBph5997
      @CEBph5997 4 года назад +113

      200% DISCIPLINE

    • @The_Crimson_Fucker
      @The_Crimson_Fucker 4 года назад +39

      *Laughs in **-Russian-** Complete Gridsquare Removal*

  • @bayurukmanajati1224
    @bayurukmanajati1224 4 года назад +3156

    Prussia: "Howitzer!"
    Denmark: "Fall back to Minash Tirith!"

    • @purpleguy7093
      @purpleguy7093 4 года назад +28

      Damn thats far away

    • @juliusraben3526
      @juliusraben3526 4 года назад +26

      So....much....wrong.... with....is comment....

    • @purpleguy7093
      @purpleguy7093 4 года назад +17

      @@juliusraben3526 *this

    • @juliusraben3526
      @juliusraben3526 4 года назад +8

      @@purpleguy7093 FU dude, google minash tirith and it will correct it to minas tirith.
      Incomplete uppertunistic grammar nazi.
      Edit: you are not pointing out the missing dots between the last 2 words for inconsistency?
      No, you incomplete grammar nazi

    • @purpleguy7093
      @purpleguy7093 4 года назад +16

      @@juliusraben3526 Jeder hat seine Fehler, du zum Beispiel das du simple Kritik nicht abkannst. Obwohl dies auf einer öffentlichen Seite relativ häufig vorkommen kann.

  • @danielhong3954
    @danielhong3954 4 года назад +4371

    France declares war on prussia
    denmark and austria: I would not do that if i were you.

    • @inhocsignovinces1327
      @inhocsignovinces1327 4 года назад +47

      U know that is Prussia and Bismarck who wanted war uh?

    • @alexanderkroell5345
      @alexanderkroell5345 4 года назад +362

      @@inhocsignovinces1327 Yes but france declared it lol

    • @JH-zs3bs
      @JH-zs3bs 4 года назад +199

      @@inhocsignovinces1327 Indeed, but Bismarck made France declare it. There was a disagreement about which monarchic family can send their candidate to the vacant spanish thrown. France didnt want a candidate from the same family as the one ruling Prussia (Hohenzollern). So the french king send his emissary to the prussian King. After they agreed that the prussian candidate will abstain, France wanted more and asked that the Hohenzollern abstain forever from any claims on any thrown. Ofc the prussian king declined. And that was it. But Bismarck published a notification about the conversation between king and french emissary and made it appear as if the king treated the emissary most respectless. The french king was offended and declared war. Worst mistake of his career.
      In the end he lost his crown and France lost some territory. because he was butthurt, imagine that!
      And the French were buttheart because the germans declared their Kaiserreich in the nice Partyhall of the King that the french themselves guillotined for starving them to death to party in said hall. Its rather weird, isnt it? What hurt them most is not loosing, or ceding territory... No, its some german boots and a declaration in a hall in their fancy castle.
      But curiosly they gained freedom through prussias invasion. The last french King was only overthrown because of his military defeat. So in a way, France owed thanks to Germany for becoming a Democracy again.^^

    • @inhocsignovinces1327
      @inhocsignovinces1327 4 года назад +51

      @@JH-zs3bs First of all, I knew history of my own country thank you, but u don't.
      France was not at all a kingdom but an Empire, with Bonaparte at crown, Napoléon III, that's not at all the same.
      There is not story of "butthurt" or other pathetic english meme, just diplomacy, that was like that.
      France gained freedom? Lmao, really u don't know anything about our history, go open a book pls. Republicans was in big inferiority in country, all people wanted Bonaparte on crown, but Republicans traitors made peace with Germans and made Republic.
      8 may 1870, referendum on Empire, approved at more of 80% of people.

    • @MrIrishscouse
      @MrIrishscouse 4 года назад +10

      Some countries just can't be told, can they? Despite the evidence. 2😁

  • @elizabethmiller7918
    @elizabethmiller7918 3 года назад +1066

    This Danish movie is pretty + good honest
    What people dont realize the Danish Army was actually slightly bigger than Prussia's just a priori to the war and on top of this Denmark had a real Navy, which Prussia mostly lacked.
    At the time Denmark was considered one of the preeminent military powers of Northern Europe.
    And they (thought) they had England as an ally and so that it would all be a cakewalk.
    So they recklessly provoked a war with Pussia by breaking the Schleswig treaty ( which stipulated they could not abuse the german population of that province and forced them to not speak german etc) and sent provocative missives to the Prussia King.
    But the Prussians had made quite a few improvements to the firepower of thier Army and the effectiveness of theirs leadership, so they were quite confident and did not mind a Danish attack at all since they ere eager to use their expensive military to improve their standing in Europe and among the german states.
    Also, as the Prussians expected, England abandoned the Danes, since they were the ones who broke the treaty and on top of that the Austrians sent generous help to the Prussians.
    The Danish movie is quite honest about all these things.
    Ultimately the war was decided by Prussian artillery which was quite superior and so more than made up that Denmark's military was slightly larger. Prussian and Austrian "Special Forces" (for the time) the Deaths head Hussars also contributed out of proportion to their numbers. On top of that the Prussians had the better generalship and staffs and so in the end it was a crushing defeat for the Danes.
    Denmark would never again be considered a powerful country in Europe.

    • @SublimeHurdle
      @SublimeHurdle 3 года назад +88

      Your comment will be more wholesome when your long paragraphs slowly turned into german, and fully used german when got to the end of your comment

    • @Amharizz
      @Amharizz 3 года назад +6

      Copy pasta

    • @elizabethmiller7918
      @elizabethmiller7918 3 года назад +27

      @@SublimeHurdle Huh? Is this supposed to be some kind of "clever" shade?

    • @SublimeHurdle
      @SublimeHurdle 3 года назад +1

      @@elizabethmiller7918 :)

    • @vincentvalenzuela732
      @vincentvalenzuela732 3 года назад

      So what movie is it then?? Plz I wanna watch this film

  • @1999CrazyBones
    @1999CrazyBones 4 года назад +3178

    “So, what did you do today?”
    “Ah, just the normal, got up in the morning, went for a walk in the park, you know, the usual...”
    “Anything special?”
    “Oh! Yes! We declared war on Prussia!”
    “YOU WHAT?!”

    • @paulfrancistorres7144
      @paulfrancistorres7144 4 года назад +214

      WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL!!!

    • @DominikG416
      @DominikG416 4 года назад +88

      NEIN NEIN NEIN WAS HAVE YOU DONE

    • @Outlaw8908
      @Outlaw8908 3 года назад +11

      🤣

    • @murkywateradminssions5219
      @murkywateradminssions5219 3 года назад +89

      Bismarck and moltke the elder: you sent an invitation where's the beer?

    • @oskarsaristie9495
      @oskarsaristie9495 3 года назад +72

      Some years later, Eva Braun, Berlin:
      “Anything special, mein Führer?”
      “Oh! Yes! We declared war on the US!”
      “YOU WHAT?!”

  • @ioannisii.komnenos5931
    @ioannisii.komnenos5931 4 года назад +6224

    When the air suddenly starts speaking German

  • @therealmp40
    @therealmp40 4 года назад +22730

    I love feeling patriotism for a country that no longer exists

    • @Cortesevasive
      @Cortesevasive 4 года назад +349

      Birthplace of vikings

    • @chrisbolland5634
      @chrisbolland5634 4 года назад +252

      @@dnsblck Some would say that is wisdom, not folly.

    • @JeanWayne
      @JeanWayne 4 года назад +905

      Actually,...... Germany is the the successor of Prussia just like it is the successor of the third reich.

    • @CDSAfghan
      @CDSAfghan 4 года назад +205

      Rhodesia

    • @callsignbard6655
      @callsignbard6655 4 года назад +745

      @@JeanWayne Prussia was a kingdom in Germany that united Germany under itself. And Germany is not the successor to the Third Reich, the Third Reich was a tyrannical government over Germany in the 1930s and 40s.

  • @Pikog777
    @Pikog777 Год назад +440

    It's weird to think that in 1864 in America we were using muskets and fighting hundreds of feet apart in the civil war, but in Prussia they literally had Howitzers and were fighting miles apart with *very early* bolt-action rifles. Huh.

    • @thrawn-ys9hf
      @thrawn-ys9hf Год назад +72

      Lets just forget that the American's had Cannon with a 2 mile range and the Union Calvary was armed almost exclusively with lever action carbines. . .
      you think the Prussians also didn't have to fight "hundreds of feet apart" with their rifles???

    • @danielhall6578
      @danielhall6578 Год назад +32

      And that did the US military good, because the germans went through numerous rifles in the 40 year time period, the USA went through 3 till 1903. the springfield black powder rifle, the trap door springfield, and the model 1898 Krag-Jorgenson bolt action rifle, until the 1903 was adopted and used in ww1

    • @edwardcarson81
      @edwardcarson81 Год назад +31

      By 1864, the war had evolved into stagnant trench warfare, so fighting hundred feet became the norm. Both sides of the civil war were students of Napoleon's strategies and tactics, and since their last major war was with a Napoleon wannabe in the Mexican-American war. But then a generation later, Europe would learn what America did about the horrors of trench warfare.

    • @AdamantLightLP
      @AdamantLightLP Год назад +20

      Because when you need guns *now* you tend to forgo fancy new technology. Plus, they were muzzle-loaded rifles, not muskets, and they had a decent range.

    • @mst3kguy754
      @mst3kguy754 Год назад +5

      @@danielhall6578 While you are right, it wasn`t very different for the germans: Dreysen Needlegun - Mauser 71- Mauser 71/84 (very short duration) - Commisionrifle 1888 - Mauser 1898. So, only one more.

  • @Felix-ve9hs
    @Felix-ve9hs 4 года назад +1686

    The subtitle: "wear out their nerves"
    The german: "shred their nerves"

    • @BlazinPheonix32
      @BlazinPheonix32 3 года назад +105

      Well yes shrapnel would do that yes

    • @vortagnachricht5547
      @vortagnachricht5547 3 года назад +50

      Seems to me the actors aren't native German speakers, the German was off, the subtitles were worse though

    • @vHindenburg
      @vHindenburg 3 года назад +27

      @@vortagnachricht5547 correct so far I am aware of they are Danes. Its a Danish movie.

    • @truckwarrior5944
      @truckwarrior5944 3 года назад +33

      @@vortagnachricht5547 The German was not off at all, what are you talking about? Name examples.

    • @truckwarrior5944
      @truckwarrior5944 3 года назад +39

      @@23GreyFox The word you are looking for is "geriffelte".
      That is a correct German word.
      Not a good example. I understood everything they said, nothing seemed off and everything made sense in the context provided.

  • @erika002
    @erika002 4 года назад +7374

    *_You can't spell Artillery without "Art"_*

    • @poppers7317
      @poppers7317 4 года назад +87

      And "ill", so what's your point?

    • @erika002
      @erika002 4 года назад +154

      @@poppers7317 ?????

    • @mamushiiakai7427
      @mamushiiakai7427 4 года назад +175

      The point is, it's an art which makes the opposing forces very ill, maybe? Too bad there's one less "e" and they will be very leery about how much you can feel ill about that art 😆

    • @erika002
      @erika002 4 года назад +34

      @@mamushiiakai7427 Ah I see, although, they aren't just going to be ill because the majority of the enemy isn't ill at all....they're dead...

    • @mamushiiakai7427
      @mamushiiakai7427 4 года назад +15

      @@erika002 the way they go... Is very ill indeed 😁 Or in another word, grotesque

  • @obi-wankenobi6036
    @obi-wankenobi6036 3 года назад +2022

    Denmark: Yo Prussia we decl-
    Prussia: Done
    Denmark: *wait W H A T*

    • @feliscorax
      @feliscorax 3 года назад +34

      I think your joke is maybe too subtle for YT, but I found it funny.

    • @Attaxalotl
      @Attaxalotl 3 года назад +50

      Ah yes, Danish-Prussian war speedrun, howitzer%.

    • @jamesburdian56
      @jamesburdian56 3 года назад +21

      Romans when the hills start speaking Turkish:

    • @pixzar4180
      @pixzar4180 2 года назад +7

      German howitzer seepdrun :-complete

    • @TheKatymama
      @TheKatymama 2 года назад +6

      @@jamesburdian56 three roman legions when the Teutoberg forest starts speaking germanic in AD 9:

  • @wakeful452
    @wakeful452 3 года назад +391

    I may be Danish but mad respect to Prussia for melting my country so quick

    • @Arg0r
      @Arg0r 3 года назад +63

      Welp if you imagine, that the Wehrmacht did it in 6 hours...

    • @sonofthebearking3335
      @sonofthebearking3335 3 года назад +21

      Mad respect to the mad respect

    • @nicholasbarr1149
      @nicholasbarr1149 2 года назад +5

      sounds like you got no fight

    • @formalist6096
      @formalist6096 2 года назад +26

      @@Arg0r the Wehrmacht didn’t decimate any army. The surrender was the choice of the Danish government, who knew they didn’t stand a chance against Germany, so they surrendered and tried to comply with the Germans, leading to Denmark being the best treated dominion of the German reich.

    • @michaelper6914
      @michaelper6914 Год назад

      youre welcome

  • @maximkretsch7134
    @maximkretsch7134 3 года назад +3327

    Fun fact: The Prussian chief of staff Moltke started his military career as a Danish cadet in Copenhagen.

    • @RubbaDubbaDooskie
      @RubbaDubbaDooskie 3 года назад +321

      Without Moltke what was Bismark??!?!? Serious question. Napoleon wasn't French, he was Corsican. Stalin wasn't Russian, he was Georgian. Hitler wasn't German, he was Austrian. I guess it's not what you are, it's what you identify as.

    • @octaviolopez2014
      @octaviolopez2014 3 года назад +43

      Moltke The Old???

    • @maximkretsch7134
      @maximkretsch7134 3 года назад +84

      @@octaviolopez2014 Yes, Moltke "the silent"

    • @cristsan4171
      @cristsan4171 3 года назад +30

      Ah yes. He began as a spy for Germany

    • @KaiserStormTracking
      @KaiserStormTracking 3 года назад +11

      The irony

  • @nileshjena1710
    @nileshjena1710 3 года назад +1405

    **france declares war on prussia**
    Otto von Bismarck: *Im about to ruin this guy’s whole career*

    • @trdrudedude6099
      @trdrudedude6099 3 года назад +45

      Otto von Bismarck Had provoked Them and wanted and planed that war to unite the German states into one singel entity

    • @schabenlord2809
      @schabenlord2809 3 года назад +49

      @@trdrudedude6099 Yes and he did it😂

    • @muhammadscott571
      @muhammadscott571 3 года назад +27

      @@trdrudedude6099 and he did

    • @marcusholloway685
      @marcusholloway685 3 года назад +5

      @@trdrudedude6099 He wanted to annex Alsace-Lorraine or Elsaß-Lothringen but the peaceful way

    • @marcusholloway685
      @marcusholloway685 3 года назад +21

      @@trdrudedude6099 Also the French actually declared war on Germany during the Franco-Prussian war, not Germany or the North German Confederation

  • @hachirokuae8657
    @hachirokuae8657 3 года назад +4071

    Literary every EU that shared borders with Germany:
    UK : thank God we are an island

    • @Zozo806
      @Zozo806 3 года назад +29

      look for Englandkanone or V3

    • @bangscutter
      @bangscutter 3 года назад +259

      UK from the 18th century onwards: To fight us, you've got to beat our navy first.

    • @fabovondestory
      @fabovondestory 3 года назад +123

      Laughs in switzerland

    • @fabovondestory
      @fabovondestory 3 года назад +47

      @Shasvin Puvanesvaran yeah, no way the german could have 75% naval superiority

    • @venepallysushanth7848
      @venepallysushanth7848 3 года назад +19

      @CruzZ and claiming all the credit afterwards.

  • @theepicraptor7783
    @theepicraptor7783 2 года назад +35

    Danish Entrenchment: we can hold out forever! Those Prussians will never beat us!
    Prussian howitzers: A R E Y O U S U R E A B O U T T H A T

  • @yonimusf9669
    @yonimusf9669 3 года назад +1956

    People always say German sounds angry and ugly and like it just doesn't, even angry it sounds beautiful to me.

    • @maddox0110
      @maddox0110 3 года назад +97

      Depends. Northern Germans speak in cut off harsh words and sentances. Southern Germans are more elaborate and "gemütlich" spoken. But all are "ordnung muss sein". And please exclude Merkels import "neue deutsche". And I can only hope that october brings better beer...

    • @Fafawif
      @Fafawif 3 года назад +15

      Ze Deutsche : Howbitze

    • @thomasroutt380
      @thomasroutt380 3 года назад +26

      No one can deny… its an interesting language

    • @soundofeighthooves
      @soundofeighthooves 3 года назад +17

      this guy had a thick danish accent though

    • @carlosandleon
      @carlosandleon 3 года назад +32

      @@soundofeighthooves he didn't have an accent at all.

  • @kaiserchillhelm4457
    @kaiserchillhelm4457 4 года назад +417

    Denmark: We have a nation with an own army
    Prussia: We have an army with an own nation

  • @jordinagel1184
    @jordinagel1184 4 года назад +1617

    They really weren’t lying when they said “Der Krach an sich ist tödlich”

    • @_np7
      @_np7 4 года назад +4

      911 likes, no comments on that one... seems weird ...like there's a certain topic they dont want to talk about ....

    • @JustANervousWreck
      @JustANervousWreck 4 года назад +3

      Ja

    • @goliath5720
      @goliath5720 4 года назад +2

      @@JustANervousWreck what does the line mean?

    • @JustANervousWreck
      @JustANervousWreck 4 года назад +11

      @@goliath5720 “The sound is deadly.”

    • @adrianseanheidmann4559
      @adrianseanheidmann4559 3 года назад +8

      @@JustANervousWreck yeah. "the sound on it's own is (already) deadly"

  • @antoinelachapelle3405
    @antoinelachapelle3405 2 года назад +12

    Some units in WW1 had to endure similar bombardments for **weeks** without stop. Something like 3-4000 shells a day, every day.
    I would dig in so deep I would become a feral mole-person

  • @chasmkek
    @chasmkek 4 года назад +5856

    Hans bring me my 1841-Zündnadelgewehr!

    • @kyleborboranmain8295
      @kyleborboranmain8295 4 года назад +22

      It's that a gun or wot I searched it on Google can't find it

    • @gamingfox9845
      @gamingfox9845 4 года назад +38

      @@kyleborboranmain8295 en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dreyse_needle_gun I think he's referring to this rifle

    • @kyleborboranmain8295
      @kyleborboranmain8295 4 года назад +10

      @@gamingfox9845 thx

    • @outoforder1871
      @outoforder1871 4 года назад +11

      Danke herr Hans

    • @toxi101yt5
      @toxi101yt5 4 года назад +3

      Which is better chassepot or zudnadel?

  • @l.b.2392
    @l.b.2392 3 года назад +2134

    "This will be one of the greatest battles in our history" - is the correct translation. Not massacres.
    You guessed it, I'm german.

    • @KC2761-d5x
      @KC2761-d5x 3 года назад +89

      I'm not German and that kinda confused me too, I guess they just heard Schlacht and thought it means slaughter

    • @l.b.2392
      @l.b.2392 3 года назад +148

      @@KC2761-d5x 'schlachten' means to slaughter, conventionally used when killing an animal for food.
      It's very rarely used when talking about the killing of humans and if so, it implies a very barbaric, gruesome even sadistic way of doing so. Even then you'd rather say someone got 'massakriert'.
      'Die Schlacht' means 'The battle' and barely carries any heavy implications besides the fact of two or more armies battling with each other.
      Though, if it is clear that one side has no chance whatsoever due to any uneven odds, you could say that it is or was ein 'Gemetzel'.
      And last but not least, 'Geschnetzteltes', is a gravy based dish, tipically made of chicken or pork, which is cut in small slices.

    • @l.b.2392
      @l.b.2392 3 года назад +10

      While the battery officer in this scene seems to be convinced of their obvious superiority and force in artillery power, he considers the future 'Gemetzel' to come a glorious 'Schlacht'.

    • @l.b.2392
      @l.b.2392 3 года назад +11

      Know who didn't consider it glorious? - - - You guessed it, Frank Stallone.

    • @hoisendeuser9156
      @hoisendeuser9156 3 года назад +18

      Habe bei der Übersetzung auch schmunzeln müssen.

  • @arlondarr
    @arlondarr 5 лет назад +2422

    3 year old kids: look mommy a shooting star.
    The shooting star: 1:42

    • @Keile465
      @Keile465 4 года назад +156

      Girls in dodgeball:i hate dodgeball
      Boys in dodgeball: 1:42

    • @yewmacham579
      @yewmacham579 4 года назад +38

      When god is busy so the prussians have to take over

    • @osiris_the_great6861
      @osiris_the_great6861 4 года назад +27

      No my child, that is the might of the Prussian army

    • @kimballscarr
      @kimballscarr 4 года назад +3

      Oder... ruclips.net/video/fnNy81CfXt0/видео.html

    • @kimballscarr
      @kimballscarr 4 года назад +1

      But the scene that really makes it the shell going off and blowing the guy running aways clothing off!

  • @lZUNA7
    @lZUNA7 2 года назад +103

    Whenever I hear the German language I get so excited I don't even know why. Glory to Prussia!

    • @bernardmcavoy1864
      @bernardmcavoy1864 Год назад

      You must have shit for brains.

    • @moonwatcher4047
      @moonwatcher4047 9 месяцев назад +2

      Same here, and I hardly understand any of it aside from a few words, phrases, and swears.

  • @lionljb
    @lionljb 3 года назад +364

    this is the equivalent of getting hit by a nerf dart and firing back a 50 cal

    • @sonofthebearking3335
      @sonofthebearking3335 3 года назад +7

      😂

    • @trdrudedude6099
      @trdrudedude6099 2 года назад +7

      It is also *the way*

    • @nicholasverrelltjipta7267
      @nicholasverrelltjipta7267 2 года назад +7

      More like hit by nerf dart and firing back a 20mm anti tank gun

    • @cassiopeia3573
      @cassiopeia3573 2 года назад +7

      If you ever heard about 'temper, temper..' stories when USS Wisconsin (if i'm not mistaken) get hit by 120mm gun and then shot back with all Her 16" guns...

  • @theonlylauri
    @theonlylauri 3 года назад +845

    "Now witness the firepower of these fully armed and operational HAUBITZEN!"
    -Freiherr von Palpatine, Königlich Preußische Armee

  • @thevisigoth5321
    @thevisigoth5321 4 года назад +1909

    the girls playing dodgeball: Ugh, I broke another nail!
    die Jungs spielen Völkerball:

  • @kylepoor69234
    @kylepoor69234 3 года назад +21

    Praise to this guy for hiring actors to make this masterpiece!

  • @troy4298
    @troy4298 3 года назад +442

    “Artillerymen believe the world consist of two types of people; other Artillerymen and targets.”

    • @chris-su8ns
      @chris-su8ns 3 года назад +15

      Artillery knows neither friend nor foe, only targets.

    • @rookiedetective569
      @rookiedetective569 3 года назад +5

      "God fights on the side, with the best artillery."
      ~Napoleon

    • @connoissuer_of_class
      @connoissuer_of_class 3 года назад +3

      Submariners have the same feeling about boats.
      There are only submarines and targets.

    • @Rixoli
      @Rixoli 3 года назад +6

      "We will win the war with our rifles!"
      Bold words for grid coordinates.

  • @Arkticus
    @Arkticus 4 года назад +868

    I'm sorry, but I always start uncontrollably laughing at around 01:22 when Goeber stuffs his ears and, with what I can only describe as the most perfect crazy German scientist face, triumphantly says "HAUBITZEN!" And then as the cherry on top, you add the Preussens Gloria earrape. Ahh. Perfection.

    • @santoslittlehelper06
      @santoslittlehelper06 4 года назад +17

      The Gloria really ties the whole clip together.

    • @noggy3133
      @noggy3133 4 года назад +1

      You laugh, but show no remorse for the people that will die.

    • @Arkticus
      @Arkticus 4 года назад +7

      ...wut?

    • @BigBangAttack-mt6pz
      @BigBangAttack-mt6pz 4 года назад +21

      @@noggy3133 Very deep, I too am a 6th grader that uses tiktok

    • @jacobpeters5458
      @jacobpeters5458 4 года назад +28

      @@noggy3133 oh yeah, all those people that died 200 years ago. man I miss them so much, I used to have such pleasant chats with them

  • @caffeecup5319
    @caffeecup5319 4 года назад +505

    The Franco-Prussian war happened so fast that the map makers didn’t have time to make accurate maps

    • @thunderbird1921
      @thunderbird1921 3 года назад +32

      How about the Austro-Prussian War? Franz Joseph and his generals completely botched that campaign. No wonder it was so quick.

    • @papagaiofilmes6642
      @papagaiofilmes6642 3 года назад +5

      That isn't the Franco

    • @papagaiofilmes6642
      @papagaiofilmes6642 3 года назад +4

      Is that one against Denmark

    • @azravalencia4577
      @azravalencia4577 3 года назад +21

      Funny enough Prussians did have more accurate map of France than the French have. Lol

    • @operatorchakkoty4257
      @operatorchakkoty4257 2 года назад +2

      @@azravalencia4577 to be fair, most of the fabric was white.

  • @guido7095
    @guido7095 3 года назад +28

    0:47 is my absolute favorite shot, he looks so handsome with the sword and his jacket on his shoulder

  • @officialeuladegenerate4035
    @officialeuladegenerate4035 4 года назад +502

    Danemark: i have an army
    Prussia: i have a state

    • @Etzelsschizo
      @Etzelsschizo 4 года назад +29

      @Robert E. Lee ϟϟ he was referring to Voltaire's quote:
      ,,While most states have an army, the Prussian army has a state"

    • @schnozberries98
      @schnozberries98 4 года назад +10

      “Prussia is not a nation with an army, but rather an army with a nation.”

    • @SidneyBroadshead
      @SidneyBroadshead 4 года назад +2

      Denmark: I have an army.
      Prussia: We have a Bismarck.

    • @Etzelsschizo
      @Etzelsschizo 4 года назад

      @James Estelle no, the line was from Bismarck, not from Voltaire.

    • @roosterbooster6238
      @roosterbooster6238 4 года назад

      Sweden we are laughing 😂

  • @zonah1732
    @zonah1732 4 года назад +802

    As a german, you can notice that the actor of Goeben is not a native german speaker and if you listen closely you can hear his english accent.

    • @jb76489
      @jb76489 4 года назад +142

      That’s weird considering the actor is Czech

    • @nitrocharge2404
      @nitrocharge2404 4 года назад +58

      @@jb76489 I'm willing to believe he isn't a native German speaker, even if the accent was misplaced

    • @jb76489
      @jb76489 4 года назад +53

      NitroCharge 240 you don’t have to be willing to do any thing. We know he’s not a native German speaker. Because he is Czech. Not that complicated

    • @nitrocharge2404
      @nitrocharge2404 4 года назад +11

      @@jb76489 Yeah but your initial comment came across like a backhanded comment about the legitimacy of OP's statement, that's more what I meant

    • @jb76489
      @jb76489 4 года назад +8

      NitroCharge 240 it was, because op original comment was ignorant and stupid

  • @claytoncherry3192
    @claytoncherry3192 3 года назад +310

    The artillery rounds actually got a +10 range bonus from the morale of the music.

  • @togimiko
    @togimiko 2 года назад +9

    danmark: exists
    random prussian: and i took that personal

  • @mansonfd7835
    @mansonfd7835 4 года назад +711

    Vikings: We are inevitable!
    Prussians: *gasp* nein

    • @piepiep2368
      @piepiep2368 3 года назад +1

      yes but at time of vikings germans are so bad english too, but french win, and go out english frenchbashing

    • @thatchinesegamer5858
      @thatchinesegamer5858 3 года назад

      69

    • @BlazinPheonix32
      @BlazinPheonix32 3 года назад

      @@thatchinesegamer5858 nice

    • @adolphbismark4331
      @adolphbismark4331 3 года назад +13

      Vikings were a bunch of blonde gypsies that lost every single battle

    • @jucas2233
      @jucas2233 3 года назад +1

      @@adolphbismark4331 just the Swedes

  • @davelastname8074
    @davelastname8074 4 года назад +1151

    Prussia: declares war on the rest of the world.
    Rest of the world: Gues I'll die

    • @kgb4973
      @kgb4973 4 года назад +45

      Russia: That's a free real estate!

    • @mirzahamzabaig5667
      @mirzahamzabaig5667 4 года назад +38

      Asia: *fighting amongst themselves* You said something?

    • @drakeevans8042
      @drakeevans8042 4 года назад +33

      Amarica I think I'll sit this one out you all have fun

    • @Cyricist001
      @Cyricist001 4 года назад +32

      @@kgb4973
      Russia lost the war against Prussia.

    • @kgb4973
      @kgb4973 4 года назад +7

      @@Cyricist001 remember 7 year war, remember WW2. We were in Berlin twice.

  • @sonanhnguyen2589
    @sonanhnguyen2589 3 года назад +491

    Napoleon be like:
    -that’s gotta be the greatest cannons I've ever see

    • @MrBell-iq3sm
      @MrBell-iq3sm 3 года назад +9

      So it would seem.

    • @nothinghere200
      @nothinghere200 3 года назад +1

      Krupp cannon is like the greatest prussian cannon

    • @Barrystue
      @Barrystue 3 года назад +5

      The ratte pulls up and starts blasting

    • @chrisb9143
      @chrisb9143 2 года назад +2

      Dieu est du côté qui a la plus grosse artillerie

    • @nicholasverrelltjipta7267
      @nicholasverrelltjipta7267 2 года назад +1

      @@Barrystue **laughs in schwerer gustav**

  • @swisiaa
    @swisiaa 2 года назад +8

    Played this with full volume when the Howitzers fired with headphones, sound amazing.

  • @dr.andersonsghost4315
    @dr.andersonsghost4315 4 года назад +500

    Danes be like, "Justice is on our side."
    Prussians be like, "Howitzers are on ours."

    • @StockyLikeStockings
      @StockyLikeStockings 4 года назад +17

      "Justice is on our side."
      Prussia: yeah, but we have howitzers

    • @panzerknackerpaul2061
      @panzerknackerpaul2061 3 года назад +17

      Justice was not on the danish side, that's why nobody helped them.

    • @Lvkan
      @Lvkan 2 года назад +4

      @Robert N This is the battle of 1864. The danes lost.

    • @Lvkan
      @Lvkan 2 года назад +4

      I was writing about the Battle of dybbol. So I was not wrong at all.

    • @ekanshburhanpurkar1560
      @ekanshburhanpurkar1560 2 года назад +6

      @Robert N Mate dybbol is literally written in the title

  • @hypestar4156
    @hypestar4156 4 года назад +426

    Prussia has changed their Diplomatic position: Declare war

    • @tanaymehta4529
      @tanaymehta4529 4 года назад +9

      Kingdom of Bavaria wants to send 3 Volunteer Divisions

    • @mathisj3873
      @mathisj3873 4 года назад +12

      @@tanaymehta4529 Austria has ended the non-aggression pact.

    • @emp1804
      @emp1804 4 года назад +9

      France surrenders!

    • @notoriousblt1038
      @notoriousblt1038 4 года назад +3

      The Danes started it

    • @captainbackflash
      @captainbackflash 4 года назад +2

      @@mathisj3873 ...and lost!

  • @ZhengIsRight
    @ZhengIsRight 4 года назад +398

    There's a another mistake in the script, Goeben says "geriffelter Lauf" when referring to the rifled barrels of the howitzers, but in German the term is "gezogener Lauf".

    • @brent0935
      @brent0935 4 года назад +4

      ZhengIsRight difference with old high German maybe?

    • @finn_shrug
      @finn_shrug 4 года назад +30

      @@brent0935 I don't think so. A "geriffelter Lauf" is when the barrel grooves on the outside to make it more stable if a barrel is very long for instance. But what he means is a "gezogener Lauf" aka the rifling of that barrel.

    • @HistoryGameV
      @HistoryGameV 4 года назад +22

      @@brent0935 I think "Goeben" is not a native German. Probably a Dane who speaks solid German? It sounds kind of strange, and there are a few pronounciation mistakes.

    • @ancientpear6780
      @ancientpear6780 4 года назад +11

      @@brent0935 old high german was spoken over a thousand years ago.
      These guys would have been speaking high prussian, which is a language/dialect of central german, more specifically eastern central german.

    • @IsntTheInternetGreat
      @IsntTheInternetGreat 4 года назад +2

      What did you just call my mom

  • @eddieyuen9748
    @eddieyuen9748 3 года назад +27

    0:06 Me and boys planning how we are gonna win Dodgeball

  • @muhammadruzaini754
    @muhammadruzaini754 4 года назад +139

    "The noise that the howitzers made is deadly, but the sound of Preussens Gloria is even deadlier"

    • @ohauss
      @ohauss 3 года назад +2

      The latter is premature, though, the march hadn't been composed at the time.

  • @havokvladimirovichstalinov
    @havokvladimirovichstalinov 4 года назад +55

    Denmark: We will conquer all in our way
    Prussian Artillery: Allow me to sing you the song of my people

  • @dominic520
    @dominic520 5 лет назад +468

    This is Victoria 2 when you play as Prussia

    • @Ayeshteni
      @Ayeshteni 4 года назад +4

      This is Victoria 1 when you play Prussia. Or when you play Denmark for that matter.... Best play as Prussia.

    • @jocelynndotson7273
      @jocelynndotson7273 4 года назад +6

      When you play as Prussia in European war 6: 1914

    • @Legend-zg6hb
      @Legend-zg6hb 4 года назад +1

      Jocelynn Dotson omg I love that game

    • @hanselsihotang
      @hanselsihotang 4 года назад

      *ARTILLERY WORLD MARKET DOMINATION*

  • @MrEddieLomax
    @MrEddieLomax 2 года назад +10

    I just love the sheer enthusiasm shown by the Prussian artillery officer Goeben, its infectious!

    • @lottivonhesse9382
      @lottivonhesse9382 Год назад

      No doubt - the Prussian Germans gave the Germans their military traditions, and style! Prussia still LIVES on in my heart!

  • @raptin1595
    @raptin1595 4 года назад +142

    You know it’s about to get real when the Prussians bust out the mega map

  • @visegradi
    @visegradi 4 года назад +1101

    That man's face screams "GERMAN SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD"

    • @avongard1356
      @avongard1356 3 года назад +46

      BRRRRAAAAKA MONOGAAAAA!

    • @nightstar4330
      @nightstar4330 3 года назад +42

      DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!!!

    • @JOJO-ig2jw
      @JOJO-ig2jw 3 года назад +21

      Is that a JoJo's reference 😂😂😂

    • @mwanikimwaniki6801
      @mwanikimwaniki6801 3 года назад +11

      @@JOJO-ig2jw Yeeees yes yess

    • @JOJO-ig2jw
      @JOJO-ig2jw 3 года назад +10

      @@mwanikimwaniki6801 a man of culture I see>:)

  • @tagejaredreiersl8370
    @tagejaredreiersl8370 6 лет назад +1993

    Rip denmark

  • @GermanCountryballer
    @GermanCountryballer Месяц назад +2

    Preußen: „Keine Fehler und nur Kopftreffer!“
    Prussia: “No Mistakes and Headshots only!“

  • @dominicewing8940
    @dominicewing8940 4 года назад +148

    When you play total war and you tell the enemy that the game rule is no Artillery, but little do they know the rule doesn't apply to you!

    • @handlesarecringe957
      @handlesarecringe957 4 года назад

      @Chilly T Having so few line companies would've actually hurt him as Prussia. Prussian line infantry gets a massive buff to reload time and morale. Using large amounts of cavalry and skirmishers would completely fuck him over, but if you don't have that, running to close range from the beginning would work too.

  • @noahf8752
    @noahf8752 4 года назад +360

    When the Death Korps arrive to Vraks:

    • @mamushiiakai7427
      @mamushiiakai7427 4 года назад +9

      If they charged from the trench while under artillery bombardment to the enemy's then they're proper Death Korps of Krieg 🤔 For now, I'll agree if they're new recruits getting into first day of training in Krieg

    • @random40kfan57
      @random40kfan57 3 года назад +6

      Finally a warhammer 40k guy

    • @briantyler6028
      @briantyler6028 3 года назад

      Lutzow's Freikorps

    • @alexh3974
      @alexh3974 3 года назад +1

      No one dieing... Thats not Kreig.

  • @DarthNoox
    @DarthNoox 3 года назад +69

    Fun fact: The Battle of Dybbøl as is shown here took place in 1864. The song in the video, Preußens Gloria, would be composed 7 years after this battle to honor the Prussian victory over France. The same composer, Johann Gottfried Piefke, dedicated a song to the battle of Dybbøl which is known as the Düppeler Schanzen-Marsch

    • @killerkiller2551
      @killerkiller2551 2 года назад +1

      In the Original there is no song. Its just the sound of the Haubitzen

  • @CaptainM792
    @CaptainM792 4 месяца назад +2

    “How cute, he’s playing with his toy soldiers.”
    What I saw as a kid: 0:06

  • @Kira-no666
    @Kira-no666 4 года назад +124

    "Where some states have an army, Prussian Army has a state" Voltaire

    • @piepiep2368
      @piepiep2368 3 года назад +1

      love grate nations of europe and prussian are of there !

  • @ZandWheet
    @ZandWheet 6 лет назад +532

    As a Dane.... this Feelsbadman RIP

    • @texasball1552
      @texasball1552 5 лет назад +14

      Haha get and got fucked

    • @soytube1151
      @soytube1151 5 лет назад +6

      Challenging Prussia to war was a Pepga move OmegaLUL

    • @wildgrunt8489
      @wildgrunt8489 4 года назад +6

      SHUT UP YOU DONT EXIST

    • @bekluwe
      @bekluwe 4 года назад +11

      Denmark surrenders to Germany in 6 hours in 1940.

    • @maxmuller8633
      @maxmuller8633 4 года назад +13

      @@bekluwe Denmark was in a bad position and they have the perfect ground for armoured vehicles and I think they barely even have tanks to give our National Socialist ancestors a middle finger

  • @-MCdtJhundrelonAndres-PltnECoB
    @-MCdtJhundrelonAndres-PltnECoB 4 года назад +190

    Dannish: It'll be fine! Nothing bad would happen!
    Prussians: **Brings out Howizers** IT BOOM BOOM TIME 👌

    • @5-Coin_Konstellation
      @5-Coin_Konstellation 4 года назад +4

      Ricko: BOOM?
      Skipper: Yes Ricko. Boom

    • @Outlaw8908
      @Outlaw8908 3 года назад +1

      Ja... 💥

    • @kaustubhlunawat7827
      @kaustubhlunawat7827 3 года назад +1

      H A U B I T Z E N

    • @nicolesmrekar2046
      @nicolesmrekar2046 3 года назад

      Denmark won the battle.

    • @someguy9293
      @someguy9293 3 года назад

      Europeans: NO NO NO! Artillery is supposed, to be in supporting role only!
      Napoleon, and Bismark: Hahaha Artillery goes *BOOM BOOM*

  • @aR-nc1zj
    @aR-nc1zj 2 года назад +7

    This clip will always live in my mind rent free.

  • @long_chin_man
    @long_chin_man 4 года назад +1372

    germans literally at any time before 1945: a glorious death will permit us to enter heaven. we will drive the enemy into extinction
    germans after 1945: mmmm würst

    • @Hellboy2922
      @Hellboy2922 4 года назад +73

      Wurst* ;D

    • @khansolo4083
      @khansolo4083 4 года назад +231

      @ Sounds like youre taking a meme comment more seriously than you need to

    • @NobleS1236
      @NobleS1236 4 года назад +15

      That's more like Germans from 1933 to 1945.

    • @sushimuncher282
      @sushimuncher282 4 года назад +51

      We live in one of the darkest timeline smh.

    • @jeremygerlach5488
      @jeremygerlach5488 4 года назад +2

      ​@@khansolo4083gaslighting

  • @marcelosilva8021
    @marcelosilva8021 4 года назад +66

    The combination of Bismarck and Moltke is just unrivaled in the last 300 years.

  • @remotecontrolfernbedienung9410
    @remotecontrolfernbedienung9410 4 года назад +134

    Denmark: *WHY DO I HEAR BOSS MUSIC!?*

    • @animationpartisan1983
      @animationpartisan1983 4 года назад +4

      No no no why do i hear Prussian music

    • @tra-viskaiser8737
      @tra-viskaiser8737 4 года назад +1

      Aww... shit... the music changed.... take cover!

    • @wolfjack6611
      @wolfjack6611 4 года назад +1

      System : *Prussia has joined the battle*
      Denmark : TAKE COVER

  • @flyboymb
    @flyboymb 2 года назад +29

    Can we just stop and appreciate the amount of skilled labor that would have had to go into that map in the age before such things could be easily produced?
    Some guy likely hand drew this from a much smaller map just so it could be rolled out and walked over by three officers for a briefing.

    • @kiki_yagelovskaya
      @kiki_yagelovskaya Год назад +1

      And this wouldn't have been an unusual order for a German of the time.

    • @arizona1287
      @arizona1287 Год назад

      @@kiki_yagelovskaya ?

    • @piotrd.4850
      @piotrd.4850 Год назад

      It is no less the case, but by then en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacquard_machine was operational

  • @chlillis
    @chlillis 3 года назад +71

    Me: 'I'll have a drink tonight but I'm not going to start a war with Prussia'
    15 beers later:

    • @nickpapadopoulos9978
      @nickpapadopoulos9978 2 года назад +4

      *cuts to Prussian officers strategizing right before the battle of dybbol*

  • @The_Republic_of_Ireland
    @The_Republic_of_Ireland 5 лет назад +35

    Denmark: this will be mighty craic, kicking the shit out of the Prussian boys
    Prussia: I'm about to end this man's whole career

  • @Julius-rl6gp
    @Julius-rl6gp 4 года назад +157

    The moment when you are german and dont have to read thesubtitles

    • @Schnitzel_23
      @Schnitzel_23 4 года назад +11

      Ja Genau..die übersetzung ist schrecklich

    • @jonas737
      @jonas737 3 года назад +8

      *Überlegenheit*

    • @KirbyMD3342
      @KirbyMD3342 3 года назад +2

      @@jonas737 👌

    • @535phobos
      @535phobos 3 года назад +6

      @@Schnitzel_23 Schlacht mit "massacre" zu übersetzen ist schon frech. Und was zum Teufel sind "geriffelte Feldkanonen"? Wenn, dann sind das gezogene Kanonen.

    • @Dragonspirit223
      @Dragonspirit223 3 года назад

      I half understood (learning german)

  • @rc59191
    @rc59191 2 года назад +8

    Learned that one of my great great great grandpas fought in this war for Prussia while the others were fighting for the Union in the American Civil War.

  • @allenchilders3049
    @allenchilders3049 4 года назад +247

    Prussia was hatched from a cannonball. It is important to remember that it was two Prussian officers that whipped a nearly defeated American Army into shape during the American Revolutinary War. It was Von Steuben and that other officer.

    • @foty8679
      @foty8679 4 года назад +12

      Thats correct.

    • @animationpartisan1983
      @animationpartisan1983 4 года назад +9

      They were born from a polish cannonball..

    • @peterlustig6888
      @peterlustig6888 4 года назад +7

      @@animationpartisan1983 ?

    • @charliethenecromancer4422
      @charliethenecromancer4422 4 года назад +9

      @@peterlustig6888 I think he's talking about the Duchy of Prussia, which was a puppet of Poland

    • @peterlustig6888
      @peterlustig6888 4 года назад +26

      @@charliethenecromancer4422 It wasnt. It was a military alliance against the teutonic order. They had their own laws, own government and kept speeking german.

  • @simula152
    @simula152 3 года назад +56

    After that, Denmark never went out of his house again.

    • @sashayt8932
      @sashayt8932 2 года назад

      Well yes but because of that the neighbors had decided to come visit his house......
      (German invasion of Denmark in 1940)

    • @somerandomdudesayshi
      @somerandomdudesayshi 2 года назад +3

      @@sashayt8932 what invasion? All i know is that we got that house for free after 6 or 7 hours

    • @formalist6096
      @formalist6096 2 года назад

      @@somerandomdudesayshi if that’s all you know, then you shouldn’t be commenting shit.

  • @basementkidd6818
    @basementkidd6818 4 года назад +108

    This is why you annex the teutonic order completely instead of making It your Puppet when playing Poland in EU4. At that only moment *The beast can be contained*

    • @ichduoderer1498
      @ichduoderer1498 4 года назад +4

      thats wy you convert to prussian and protestant when playing poland!

    • @basementkidd6818
      @basementkidd6818 4 года назад

      @mariusz pawlowski
      Bro, I myself am Polish and not as triggered as you are right now.
      Its just a joke.

  • @dorisnicholson9091
    @dorisnicholson9091 3 года назад +90

    A german leader will always make his men feel like supermen

  • @juanmanuelzardainbuganza8889
    @juanmanuelzardainbuganza8889 4 года назад +327

    Men the uniforms, people really used to know how to dress for war back in the day 👌🏻👍🏻

    • @billygoodmeme7635
      @billygoodmeme7635 4 года назад +13

      Ah. A fellow Spaniard

    • @grogery1570
      @grogery1570 4 года назад +10

      I have lost count of the number of women who have told me how hot men look in WWII German uniforms, then I had a girlfriend who grew up in East Germany, she was turned on by Russian uniforms!

    • @isaiahvillarreal4512
      @isaiahvillarreal4512 4 года назад +10

      @@grogery1570 that’s because they were designed by HUGO BOSS. He was inspired by the Motorcycle Cops here in America during one of his visits.

    • @thomaslombard8058
      @thomaslombard8058 4 года назад +16

      @@isaiahvillarreal4512 Boss never designed anything of theirs. He and his company did all the manufacturing but all designs came from the Nazis themselves :)

    • @Poglavnik088
      @Poglavnik088 4 года назад +1

      Honestly Croat and Germans always had the best uniforms than turns anyone on

  • @BettercallSaul2005
    @BettercallSaul2005 3 года назад +51

    Denmark 80 years later : why I do hear a boss music .... wait I know this .... oh I am screwed

  • @Highly-grounded
    @Highly-grounded Месяц назад +2

    The power of pointy helmet is immense

  • @fritz2622
    @fritz2622 4 года назад +167

    When you go down superior firepower as the German Empire:

    • @ichduoderer1498
      @ichduoderer1498 4 года назад +8

      Friss deutschen Stahl

    • @tanaymehta4529
      @tanaymehta4529 4 года назад +4

      Mobile warfare is nice too if you have enough horse drawn carriages

    • @rivepest6158
      @rivepest6158 4 года назад +5

      @@tanaymehta4529 But superior firepower is actually superior

  • @ThunderDv3
    @ThunderDv3 3 года назад +112

    Even when I am from Asia I love German history and admire Prussia!

    • @LeonidVasily
      @LeonidVasily 3 года назад

      same too

    • @Ashiyu._
      @Ashiyu._ 3 года назад

      Same

    • @kaiserfloppaiii5214
      @kaiserfloppaiii5214 3 года назад +6

      your not from asia, your from prussia that doesn't speak German

    • @nikolaosaggelhdis787
      @nikolaosaggelhdis787 2 года назад +1

      BUT YOUR NAME IS ODYSSEUS AND YOU LOVE ITHAKA....AND PRUSSIA LOVE.... SPARTA

    • @heycunt7186
      @heycunt7186 Год назад

      Aye, I share the sentiment. Prost.

  • @ezucra
    @ezucra 4 года назад +52

    Soviet’s strat was so good
    1st plan: “bruh wtf, fine lets fight”
    Back-up plan: “snow is fucking snowier”

    • @Psyrus88
      @Psyrus88 4 года назад +8

      Soviet strategy essentially amounted to, "Throw people at it until it dies".

    • @ernstschloss8794
      @ernstschloss8794 3 года назад +10

      @@Psyrus88 you know nothing about Soviet strategy at all, nor Prussian one it seems ( for numerical superiority due to conscript mobilization was the way Prussia won it's wars). Leave Call of Duty aside and grab a book.

  • @thelittledestroyer2682
    @thelittledestroyer2682 Год назад +9

    Danish girl: *rejects me*
    Me:

  • @Better_Clean_Than_Green
    @Better_Clean_Than_Green 4 года назад +33

    WW2 germany: We have lot of men!
    Prussia: Hold my beer

  • @someguy9293
    @someguy9293 3 года назад +30

    Denmark: Prussia sucks, and will never become great.
    Prussia: *Now you have officially crossed the line buddy.*

  • @frankvc5899
    @frankvc5899 4 года назад +85

    Stroheim grandpa was there, and I’m pretty sure he said: PRUSSSIAN ENGENEERING IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD

    • @analkanal806
      @analkanal806 4 года назад

      Was he on the Prussian or Danish side?

    • @jocelynndotson7273
      @jocelynndotson7273 4 года назад

      @@analkanal806 I'm pretty sure he was on the Prussian side

  • @chocolatefudge3207
    @chocolatefudge3207 Месяц назад +3

    Not going to lie, when he said that the Prussians were going to mentally destroy the Dans and that the sound of the cannons are deadly was very true. Man, poor Dans got traumatised by the earraping sound of the Prussian glory.

  • @UpstateGardening
    @UpstateGardening 3 года назад +45

    *Prussians hear 1812 Overture*
    “That’s cultural appropriation”

  • @kakakiri2601
    @kakakiri2601 4 года назад +241

    why every time I hear German language I always get excited

    • @TheOneWhoKnocks507
      @TheOneWhoKnocks507 4 года назад +29

      @@freckleheckler6311 Amen to that, someday (I hope soon) Germany will be restored to its former glory and the germans will be once again at the top of the world.

    • @TheOneWhoKnocks507
      @TheOneWhoKnocks507 4 года назад +12

      @@bernardmcavoy1864 If you call "little game" the glorification of a nation not doubt you are a fool, and if Germany is reduced to nothing, well, another legend of one more reich is better than have no glory. Present or past.

    • @TheOneWhoKnocks507
      @TheOneWhoKnocks507 4 года назад +6

      @@bernardmcavoy1864 Nop I dont care.

    • @tfdnleaderk2290
      @tfdnleaderk2290 4 года назад +7

      @Reck Fredreck Germans are NO RACE! Keep cool! Beeing german is a choice of lifestyle ;).

    • @tfdnleaderk2290
      @tfdnleaderk2290 4 года назад +5

      @@bernardmcavoy1864 Iam a german fellow, whats your problem silly boy? Do you think you are more worthy then anyone else? Let GOD choose "worthy" people, it is not your problem and not a problem of countrys...

  • @joshuatorres1305
    @joshuatorres1305 3 года назад +33

    I remember seeing a western where a man gets off a train, he was a Danish immigrant, and somebody knew he was a soldier, asked him “who won you or the Germans” in my mind I was saying
    “If he won the war he wouldn’t be in America”

    • @killme2675
      @killme2675 3 года назад +5

      Oh damn that's kinda hilarious 🤣

    • @alessiodecarolis
      @alessiodecarolis Год назад +1

      Perhaps was The Salvation? en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Salvation_(film)

  • @glenburchardfitness3998
    @glenburchardfitness3998 2 года назад +5

    As soon as I saw the giant map I knew there was no saving the Danes. That thing was rolled out with purpose like when your parents bring out the good silver wear from christmas dinner