MECHWARRIOR ONLINE :UrbanMech Madness Stream Highlights
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- Опубликовано: 28 авг 2024
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VISIT HIM AND LOVE.
I AM A TERRIBLE LEADER. But sometimes inspirational. This was taken from a stream. Streams are things I do badly. Watch at your own peril as I play Mechwarrior Online and convince random people to leave me alone with the power of my voice.
Mechwarrior online is a game that's free and its on steam. Yes, its a free steam game. Yes there's a pay-wall in that you must pay them to get mechs faster. Sometimes junk is on sale and its cheaper. Sometimes its not. But overall, Mechwarrior online is okay with friends. There's a lot of games that are okay with friends, but mechwarrior online is the game thats only okay with friends that I'm playing right now.
Just play mechwarrior online if you want to. If not, play something else. My editor put this together because he's cool like that. He also punched a hole in four babies. His power is growing. GROWING!.
On Mechwarrior Online my Handle is TEXICUS and joining the BPL, well, you have to figure that out.
TL;DR - Mechwarrior online is pretty okay. Roguetech is also great. Battletech I love forever. Mechs 4 Lyfe, SON!
/ bpltex This is a patreon. It's where supporters go.
Some people earn greatness. Others have it thrust upon them. Then there's the lot that stumble drunkenly into it.
Pretty sure that describes like a good like 78-99% of the BPL and capellans.
You gonna Shakespeare and not apologize?1! Your a monst⭐r!!!
@@watcherofmemelords7967 But Capellans don't have any greatness as they are shifty fucks who ever so happily stab anyone in the back.
NEVER TRUST CAPELLANS AND THEIR FUCKERY!
Pathfinder's base setting actually has a god of drunken heroism. He was so drunk he's not even sure HOW his apotheosis happened.
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2:56
"An Urbanmech? What's he doing?"
"...He's beginning to believe."
Ladies and Gentlemen, this is how the clans lost at Tukayyid.
They were not prepared for the MIGHT of an Urbanmech driven with alcohol, spite and Fiesta Pail.
Pay your Bills.
You forgot the ducktape.
"Pay your Bills" - Comstar, and also the entire population of Buffalo, NY.
"Shoots the HPG" *ANGRY DIAL UP NOISES*
MOODY BLUES!
There should have been screaming in the background of the blues. Don't mess with the sacred radio ... or Terra but that is irrelevant in this case.
Damnit... more work... *grabs tool bag* Gotta remember I get paid for this.
Space AT&T is not pleased ...
EEEEEEEE... OOOOOOOOO... GRSNCHHHHHHHHHHHH
Tex, I’m honored to be one of your 25k. Keep being entertaining AF, and remember:
An Urbanmech is never late, nor is he early. An Urbanmech arrives precisely when he means to.
@@TheTinnman94 Trashcan Tuesday isn't a thing? I feel like it should be a thing...
@@thomascruise4966 its trash thursday you tube warrior trash thursday for cripes sake you guy just live in your pride way too much and Tuesday is for tacos and fleas namely the flea races. those death races are almost on par with solaris though one competitor did clean house with an urby during a race. That pink furball of death just chasing like an exterminator on crack.
@@TheTinnman94 "you tube warrior"? What do you mean "you live in your pride too much"?
...Not sure if I should feel like you were trying to insult me...?
Sorry just perpetuateing the clan vs. Inner sphere hate war for fun and yes tube warrior was an insult to the vat grown pilots of clan mechs same as calling us inner speroids free birth scum anyways also poking fun at the clanner honor and pride culture so Yes more insults
That time just so happens to be after everyone else
for the record i panic everytime i see an urbanmech. they're like that psycho chihuahua that lives down the street that turns phonebooks into shredded confetti in 2.5 seconds... only on crack and wearing adamantium power armor.
Sounds about right XD
UrbanMechs are like running into LitlleMacs in smash. Shit character, but the fact that he's still playing shows that HE KNOWS HOW TO USE EM
FEAR US URBIES! COWER AT THE VERY SIGHT OF US FOR WE WILL RULE THE UNIVERSE AND ALL MANKIND, ONE DAY AT TIME WITH OUR MIGHTY BUT SLOWISH BATTLEMECHS THAT HAVE LUDICROUS WEAPONS ON THEM AND CAN RIP YOUR FACE OFF IF YOU LET US GET CLOSE ENOUGH! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! ... Hi, wait what are we talking about again? XD
If I see an Urbie on OpFor, I immediately make it a priority target. The pilot knows what they're doing nine times out of ten, and who knows what dumbass build they've got that will wreck my day?
(My Urbie build uses machine guns and small pulse lasers to crit fish)
Anyone piloting an urbanmech is either very foolish, or very dangerous.
4 years late, but glad to be a subscriber on here! Seeing these pop up, and knowing your style of streaming in a mech, never keeps me quiet. Laughing the whole time! Pumped for MechWarrior 5: Clans!
An Urbanmech always brings his own dip and chips and an AC20. Be like Urbanmech.
Oh god....he used 'Garbage day' that's been my battlecry for DFA'ing enemy mechs in an urbie since MW4.
Nothing says Fiesta Pail like a Tex stream.
Fiesta Pail, if you're in a Urbanmech, it's also your seat.
If I ever own an Urbanmech I will name it "Fiesta Pail". If I ever own two Urbanmechs then I will name the other one "Frank Welker With A Trash Can".
The Urbanmech is henceforth to be known as the "Fiesta Pail of Madness".
You're the urbie mech pilot we need and the one we deserve. I hope you survived the "fiesta pail"
Just a friendly reminder that for some inconceivable reason after all these years there are still people watching who have been here since uploads having over 4 views on average seemed like madness (cheers to those other three dudes). Also being familiar with pre-YT stuff like the Company etc. makes me feel rather old. So to see this current level of popularity is just.. humbling.
Keep on rocking man, no idea if I will be around in another 10 years (whatever the medium) but just do whatever the hell you wanna do and be sure that even though it's basically nothing more than goofing around and putting it out there it's somehow enough to improve lives of others.
Thanks.
Thanks man.
You do realize you've gotta name your next Urbie 'Party Bucket' now, right?
Fiesta Pail
@@5PYZ3R 'Piesta Fail'?
@@5PYZ3R Fiesta Pail of Madness
I lost it completely at the crippling diarrhea part, omg comedy gold!
Also, from one dedicated Urbie jockey to another I salute you sir! On an admittedly slow but nonetheless glorious steel horse we ride! This is the best MWO video I have ever seen.
@@SkyhawkCaptain just one or 2 engine upgrades will get you in there with the assaults... And you can the best of all worlds if you accept your a lite with the speed of an assault...
I now have a name for my unnamed urbie... Fiesta Pail
Tex the fact you destroyed an awesome in 2 shots. That must really suck for the pilot.
Just.. ya... this is just amazing. Okay please forgive me for my thoughts as I am sure I am annoying as hell with this ;)
This highlights the truly impressive use of art to help with incredibly difficult conditions. It also shows so much strength through admitting “vulnerability” and how one can triumph through the support of others and internal strength.
It also highlights a progression of a man to a level of delusions? Madness? brought upon by fiesta pail, the associated 3rd degree asshole burns from eating fiesta pail, and alcohol. This is good.
I've got my problems, but boy are they fun.
@@theblackpantslegionAnd fun to watch
Oh god im dead! That eat your heart speach! Priceless!!
I know this is a year old, but I keep coming back to it. This shit right here. This madness. This witty, hilarious insanity. THIS is the sort of content that brought me to the BPL RUclips channel and it's what convinced me to subscribe - which is something I rarely do even for channels I watch regularly. Thank you to Tex and the rest of the BPL team. You guys keep me in stitches.
Comstar cut off my service for non payment :(
Great vid tex
Space AT&T says "Pay your HPG bills, fucko!"
Nothing cures depression like blowing shit up with a cannon weighing more than the rest of your vehicle on it's own XD
Also, Tex, I am glad I discovered you, you glorious foul mouthed hillarious bastard!
*I SALUTE YOU!*
(I also sacrificed 25'000 hamsters to the chaos gods in your name, one for every follower)
The classical score to this video is honestly pretty fitting. It really ties the video together.
And that was the last time we ever saw Tex, some say space comcast came down with a hammer and broke his internet and revoked his banking account.
Others say the uziel lost to time came and kidnapped him.
And still others say we got lost from Tex because we're a bunch of dumbasses.
I was a part of this stream, you said I had weewoo magic. I had the proud.
You know you’ve made it when you find yourself in an Urby, in the middle of a frozen barren wasteland, drinking whiskey to keep you warm.....
Oh and congrats on the 25k subs!
And I raise my glass to you sir! Keep up the channel for all the wayward Urban-mechs out there!
absolutely Glorious, 100% madness in a can, all the way.
Madness in an Urbanmech
Sir, while I have not yet had to honour to fight with (or against) you on the battlefield of glory, all I'd like to say is that you sir are one of the vest voices on YT... and you also 'Mech...
/me salutes
Thanks brochacho
Thanks for the great comparison of duct tape to the Force. Most glorious channel ever.
Seriously man, can you smoke cigars, drink and narrate clips from Die Hard?
Long live the Common people’s mech! All hail the Urban Mech!
Came across the channel because of space station 13, stayed around for the MechWarrior and BattleTech.
True words have been said on Duct Tape.
Wait till you discover the Variety of duct tape. Standard gray is good and versatile but Black ducky take has the strength to hold up skyscrapers, sterile white for all your medical and decontamination needs and finally the magic of Red Nuclear tape, the only duct tape rated for nuclear reactors.
@@STSGingie : I've heard legends of a camouflage duck tape, though all I've ever been able to find is an empty slot with some sort of round super-clear barrier in it.
Anyone ever seen that stuff? I need it to camouflage some safety cones.
If you have time to grab a single pallet of anything as you escape a sinking ship, grab the duct tape. You can survive anywhere on earth with a sufficient amount of duct tape and the crazy to make it work.
@@dashiellgillingham4579 Umm... No. the Mythbusters thing doesn't work like that...
+Feiora Probably not, but it’s a funny image!
This little clip had me rolling. Thanks Tex! I understand though about doing something creative to help deal with depression and other issues. I ended up writing to help pull myself up. Good luck and I love the channel.
The only thing to fear more than the Revenge of Urbie is the Revenge of Fiesta Pail an hour after you eat it. (*Petitions PGI for an UM-60FP, Fiesta Pail variant.*)
Love that ending!
Also, anyone else think Comcast turns into Comstar in 700 years?
If we aren't extinct by then... we're gonna be shortly after... because Blakeists...
700 years? I don't think it'll take that long... I say, maybe a week from yesterday.
Then they start recruiting from Apple and become, "The Word of Jo- BLAKE!" The word of blake... totally the word of Blake.
I totally wasn't going to say Jobs
What were we talking about?
Bless you, glorious bastard. Thank you for all the stuff you make. Praise Z0rg!
This is the only vid I've seen of this channel... Subscribed.
you have always made me laugh when nothing else could,Keep doing what your doing Tex!
I'M HELPING!!!!!
Best streamer voice ever.
Not even gonna lie, I kinda want to buy a Fiesta Pail.
no ya dont.
if ya do though, ya'll gonna need a PALLET of TP.
@@0326jlc fiesta pail. Made by cottonelle.
"We're gonna elbow-drop their hamsters"
:dead:
Blod for the blood god!
Khorne cares not from whence the blood flows, only that it does...
@@SonsOfLorgar
That's gonna take a lot of hamsters and shattered elbows...
Good job, Rancher Bob. You’ve pissed off Space AT&T
FFS Now my data plan is like 100 times more expensive bcuz you pissed off Space AT&T
Buying food in a bucket is generally a bad idea.
They're also a horrible idea for prepping. They're not air-tight, mylar is not as magical as people think and plastic flavor WILL leach in after 25 years.
I store all of my dry-freeze USDA organic food with 8000 CCs worth of O2 absorbers and silica gel inside of double insulated stainless steel double-gasket containers, with a layer of mylar on the outside.
It's more expensive and probably overkill, but if I need to pull a Steve MRE and eat it in 50 years, it'll all still be edible.
@@manictiger sounds a lot more sensible.
manictiger Can you give me a demonstration? I understood none of that.
@@manictiger Or... just buy some generic MREs and toss'em in the freezer and leave there til domsday, or at least lets know where you live in case of the zombie apoc, that we will know where theres some available food...
@@Feiora
Freezer is a waste of limited energy. If my solar array stops working for whatever reason, is the freezer really worth the waste of LPG? My buggy also has to run off of LPG. Eventually I'll run out and I don't have an oil refinery.
You've got to assume all manufacturing will be gone. Ammo, fuel, medicine, electronics, etc. Also, your freezer will also break. The parts in that require advanced manufacturing.
If you suddenly had an uptick in views, I'm sorry. That's me. I've had a rough go for (insert time frame here) where I've either been please let me die or screaming in a frothing rage... and this made my brain have a serotonin molecule. While I've been watching your other videos (and sharing quotes with friends) I keep coming back to this one because it makes me smile so much. Thank you, Tex, for everything that you do.
That is brilliant! I am naming my Urbanmech "Fiesta Pail"!
You know, I stumbled across you by pure chance, started to watch your content for the past month, and really came to like it, even if you are a filthy Free Born. After today, that changed, as some one else that lives with PTSD and depression, you've won my respect. As another old school mech nerd, I salute you. Keep on, keeping on, I would consider it an honor to face you on the field, if I ever get back into MWO.
Hes got a certain charm that even we Clanners find difficult to resist! XD
Happy to be a part of that 26k, buddy!
Congrats and ONCE AGAIN URBY IS GLORY!!!
And now there rolls to our radar.... a .... a .... trashcan with an attitude... this is not worthy job for my Steiner Scout Lance. Command we demand immediate evac as the enemy is insulting us! I can even hear the Comstar guys snickering on the radiowaves. The shame!
I loved the stream.....
BUT NOT AS MUCH AS FIESTA PAIL
Urban Squad = Best Squad!
My shit was giveth thus the Urbanmech was happy and full of whiskey
It's almost enough to make a grown man cry.
Tex is the only man who genuinely makes me laugh my fucking ass off to the point it hurts, i am GLAD to know this man's insanity is here to provide amusement for both him and us.
Damnit Bob, this is why we can't have anything nice!
Keep up the good content broski. Was there for half of the stream but had to go because of a game of Call of Cthulhu so it's nice to be able to see the good parts I missed.
I never realized the sub count till now I just saw your vids and thought you were pretty cool and loved the lore vids so I subbed
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a Light side and a Dark Side and it binds the universe together." My God Tex, I wish I was that clever.
That Nancy Kerrigan line fuckin’ slayed me. Such an obscure and unexpected reference, Well done.
Super happy for you man!
Sidenote: You're great lawn mowing audio. You allow me to push the Mower just that bit faster. To seek GLORY and HONOR in the complete utter devastation of abominable fescue!
Thank you.
welcome. Onward sir!
Two years later, but new to the channel... this is FUCKING GLORIOUS!!!
this voice.
i could lay down in a bed sewn of this voice and i imagine my sleep would be as tender and smooth as the inside of a Gauss Rifles capacitor lining.
Has to be one of my favorite vids of yours, such superb edits. Came back and watched it many times
Imma steal that duct tape joke, that is pure gold.
Belated Cheers! That intro speech was the most inspiring thing i've heard all year.
you are easily becoming one of my favorite channels, since my first "tex talks battletech", the madcat one I believe. good shit.
Urbanmech's, the secret weapon you never knew could lay the pain on so hard until it does, and you still won't know, cause you're not looking down.
The anthem of the Urby Squad...
"Ah-ah-ah-ow, everybody's talkin', about the bird! Ooh-mow-mow, papa ooh mow, ma-mow..."
Your channel is a gem, Sir!! I found your channel during the height of the pandemic here in Montreal, and it kept me going through the craziness~ My job is manual, and tedious, but hearing your narrate all the Battletech lore and adventures, have kept me pushing ever forward~ Stay safe, and awesome, man!! Don't you ever stop~
I shall endeavor to never fail, nor stop. Thank you kindly
Tex you're the best thing I never knew about on RUclips. Keep doing whatever you want to do and know that there are those out there like me who appreciate that every video you're not shilling and you're not "Like, coment, subscribe" spamming us. You don't constantly bitch about how youtube is fucking you like every other channel I watch. It's nice to just see someone doing it for the fun of it and not worrying about their fucking numbers. One day I hope to give as little a shit as you do and do it proudly.
God speed you crazy crazy man.
Up to 27K now!
Subscribed as soon as i watched your "Tex Talks" video on the urbie, you have more love for the Battletech world than anyone i've known.
the urbanmech is great
Tex, the reason I watch you is that it helps me deal with the same issues. Damn it man, you provide a service that so few have the balls to do. I salute you!
Thanks bud
@@theblackpantslegion Thank you, Tex. I love you guys, keep up the most excellent work!
I came for the Battletech. I stay for Tex. Tex I salute you Sir.
Just found your channel, Long time mecha fan, Always loved the Mechwarrior games but your videos have definitely inspired me to get into the Tabletop. I love your longform videos, love the production value and what you add, they have perfect Battletech OUVRE. I never post on youtube comments, but your shit is great. Keep it up!
Omg I love your pre-battle speeches Tex, reminds me of George C Scott in Patton
Greatest ad of all time. "The fiesta pail. Dont by this. Please."
2:12 “It may be a trashcan but today’s GARBAGE DAY!”
holy fuck my sides
And I showed my friend at work this and we're both crying from laughter. Thanks tex.
At some point I am going to hear one of your glorious monologues in the back ground of a Baradul stream at which point I will yell -HEY ITS TEX- *GARBAGE DAY!*
I think he's in professional tier stuff.
@@theblackpantslegion yeah, but you will get there eventually, and bring the Urbie Revolution crotch shots to fell the high and mighty ;)
Same here Tex! Proud to be one of the 25K You bring the true mind set of a MechWarrior player, attitude and all. Cause if you can't have fun with your friends, and blow up big stompy robots. You're not living. I love Emgo316s philosophy. "You're never too old to stop playing. You grow old because you stop playing. Be geek, be proud, and palm in your face!"
A reasonable saying, if any
This is absolutely glorious, I only wish I could have been here sooner.
Love your work man.
As this channel was made to help you, it has helped others through dark and trying times. So a glass is raised on both sides. All any of us can ask is for you to continue being your crazy self.
Cheers
Hell yeah, Tex. Been with you for years and you've been coming along really well. I'll keep sticking around for as long as you do and also, more Urbanmech love!
"I never wanted this." Well... tough shit. You got it. You're the funniest dude in Battletech, and honestly, I"ve yet to hear a single thing I don't agree with. Other than when you make me laugh so hard my bladder panics. As one of those who give a shit, you are most welcome. And by damn, death to the system.
the like button isnt working, i pressed it many times but it only went up one...
I can't stop laughing, I know this video is an older one, but this was amazing and hilarious. I need to find more of you doing this.
Working on it!
I'm getting some fiesta pail shipped to Yorkshire right now
your channel is what got me into battletech, its super entertaining
wait did i just see harvy the wonder hampster take an elbo drop from The macho man randy savage while weird all stands by.. Truely the best times have passed us..
Oh my fucking God, I love this video. Your inspiring words to the new Kodiak driver have made me wish I played MWO and could join your Urbie Squad, because that would be... GLORIOUS!
In before video is demonetized due to copyright claim by FiestaPail Corp.
Oh god, I needed the laughs this gave me. thank you, Tex!
Tex seems like that quiet merc in the bar that no one messes with that the new guys don’t understand why. Then on the drop he drives his suped up trash can (slowly) into the teeth of a mad cat screaming a mix of Shakespeare and WWF dialogue, coring the pilot and stomping back to the dropship (slowly) shot to hell and offering to buy drinks.
Damn it, Rancher Bob!
RUclips may not like small channels, but we like you Tex.
I rewatch this video every few months or so. I use it both as a bundle of pre-packed joy (much like fiest pail) and as source of inspiration.
Just so it is clear, THIS is what 30 seconds of Tex going off on a tangent translates to:
Today is your day of honor and glory, sir!
You are going to drive forward into the enemy and you are going to tear his heart out and you are going to show it to him.
You are going to lightly season it both sides, you are gonna sear it both sides. You are gonna put it into the oven sous vide style. Little bit, little bit. Make sure it is really tender.
You are going to take it out and EAT IT.
It is gonna be GLORIOUS. You are gonna eat it, little bit of chianti, little bit of mushrooms, made in uh... you know, some oil... olives? Maybe? maybe? For finger food. I dunno. But you are gonna eat his heart.
And he is gonna go holy shit you've eaten my heart. And then he is gonna die. He is gonna die very slowly because you are that glorious.
That is how you are gonna win this battle. Do you understand?
I just rant and ramble. Its what Im good at
@@theblackpantslegion Not 'just' that. You clearly also have a talent for talking mad shit and laughing like a happy madman.
Very happy to see you active on the comments, Tex. You are a joy to us all.
_Urby: Fully Loaded_
_Coming this Fall to a theater near you_
Grats on the subscriber count milestone.
Congratulations Tex and everyone at the BlackPantsLegion, I come to love this channel and I’m just glad I squeaked in as a subscriber before this. Thank you for the video and I hope you all keep going strong.
This video makes me feel good. URBIE SQUAD FOREVER.