Spy Kids 4 Is A Real Movie

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  • Spy Kids 4: All The Time in the World is a 2011 action/family time pun made by the one and only Robert Rodriguez. It has clock jokes, fart jokes, a stupid dog, and not much else.
    Oh yeah, and it was produced by Harvey Weinstein, yikes.
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    Spy Kids 4 All The Time in the World - 2011
    Marissa Cortez Wilson (Jessica Alba) is a retired spy who keeps that identity hidden from her clueless husband and whip-smart twin stepchildren, Rebecca (Rowan Blanchard) and Cecil (Mason Cook). However, when a villain called Timekeeper (Jeremy Piven) threatens to conquer the world, Marissa springs back into action as head of the OSS, home of the now-defunct Spy Kids Division. With help from some cool gadgets and two former spy kids, Rebecca and Cecil join the fight to save Earth.
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  • @MicrowaveSociety
    @MicrowaveSociety  4 года назад +2562

    Now is the Time to Subscribe. The clock is ticking. You've gotta hand it to me these are great puns. For a second you thought that wasn't a pun, but it only takes minutes to process all these jokes. Watch closely.

  • @darth_autismo
    @darth_autismo 4 года назад +5571

    Tick Tock is the greatest villain name since Scary Man

    • @somepiesheep4426
      @somepiesheep4426 4 года назад +438

      Don't compare this trash heap with a masterpiece such as VeggieTales

    • @lemon_bread1368
      @lemon_bread1368 4 года назад +136

      nono he's got a point

    • @jackwhite7955
      @jackwhite7955 4 года назад +212

      Ever read the Batmanga?
      They have a guy named LORD DEATH MAN

    • @ElectrifiedGremlin
      @ElectrifiedGremlin 4 года назад +84

      How about calendar man

    • @lemon_bread1368
      @lemon_bread1368 4 года назад +33

      @@ElectrifiedGremlin .......
      where did you get your genius brain-?✨😳✨

  • @robosoldier7518
    @robosoldier7518 4 года назад +4844

    I like how Josiah is just sitting in his throne made of boxes.

    • @lordshivonski6149
      @lordshivonski6149 4 года назад +130

      He is the box king

    • @robosoldier7518
      @robosoldier7518 4 года назад +33

      @@lordshivonski6149 indeed.

    • @tex8385
      @tex8385 4 года назад +14

      oh cmon i was gonna say that

    • @omega1575
      @omega1575 4 года назад +26

      They look comfortable, but wrapping paper is more comfortable than that looks

    • @AwesomeCrow-oj2zu
      @AwesomeCrow-oj2zu 4 года назад +19

      *hes the chosen one*

  • @dylandreisbach1986
    @dylandreisbach1986 2 года назад +211

    The most fun part about the scratch cards in the theaters wasn't the card you are not going to scratch, it was the massive number that popped up every time they want you to smell it. It took up like an entire corner of the screen.

    • @gard3boi311
      @gard3boi311 Год назад +46

      There needs to be an edit of the movie with more scratch and sniff moments, but every time the number progressively gets bigger until it takes up the entire screen

  • @isaacandluxo5463
    @isaacandluxo5463 3 года назад +1765

    You know your movie is bad when someone’s favorite scene is cheese curls being poured on the floor

  • @scottbruckner4653
    @scottbruckner4653 4 года назад +1948

    Honestly the Villain's story about being stuck in time for 60 years being forced to watch his dad grow old and die was really compelling and it made me like the villain more than the kids. THEM KIDS AIN'T SHIT, TIME KEEPER IS A HERO

    • @dylanbksp
      @dylanbksp 2 года назад +147

      as a child i felt so bad when i put myself in his shoes, im pretty sure i cried

    • @henrysphone6364
      @henrysphone6364 2 года назад +1

      He wouldve had to watch his dad grow okd and die anyway

    • @lewislabuff8862
      @lewislabuff8862 2 года назад +75

      Also the fact it's shaggy makes it even sadder

    • @killernyancat8193
      @killernyancat8193 2 года назад +14

      @@lewislabuff8862 Wait, what?

    • @lewislabuff8862
      @lewislabuff8862 2 года назад +70

      @@killernyancat8193 yeah it's Matthew Lillard, I think that's his name, he plays Shaggy constantly

  • @N7CmdrShep
    @N7CmdrShep 3 года назад +180

    I like how she just said "No one can ever know I was a spy!" Right in front of two medics for AMR.

  • @mrshotgun9402
    @mrshotgun9402 4 года назад +1628

    It's funnier when you realize that the OSS actually existed IRL and it was the predecessor of the CIA

    • @ShitpostServer
      @ShitpostServer 3 года назад +31

      Wat a predecessor

    • @PeterGriffin-sj7mb
      @PeterGriffin-sj7mb 3 года назад +36

      @@ShitpostServer Look it up kid.

    • @speedweed1339
      @speedweed1339 3 года назад +67

      What the fuck, really?

    • @m4rionettealastor702
      @m4rionettealastor702 3 года назад +27

      @@ShitpostServer a predecessor is something that predates something else. In the case the OSS is what predates the CIA

    • @HUMANIA_THE_BALL
      @HUMANIA_THE_BALL 3 года назад +72

      @@m4rionettealastor702 Simply put, something that came before something else.

  • @SkyeBerryJam
    @SkyeBerryJam 4 года назад +1751

    Spy kids 5D is a play where they interact with the audience, and spy kids 6D is just an escape room

    • @d0llr420
      @d0llr420 3 года назад +128

      Spy Kids 7D is a Drama Show

    • @d0llr420
      @d0llr420 3 года назад +145

      Spy Kids 8 is literally a video game. Spy Kids 9 is a 10 minute clickbait RUclips video. Spy Kids 10 is a Happy Meal Toy

    • @doubleyoupersonality
      @doubleyoupersonality 3 года назад +100

      @@d0llr420 Spy Kids 11 is an SNL skit

    • @d0llr420
      @d0llr420 3 года назад +85

      @@doubleyoupersonality Spy Kids 12 is bad remake of Spy Kids 8 in 3D

    • @temmieton9755
      @temmieton9755 3 года назад +5

      @@d0llr420 spy kids 13 just uses sora
      that's it
      it's just a picture of sora from kingdom hearts

  • @bethmcblaze
    @bethmcblaze 2 года назад +53

    i seriously LOVED this movie, as i have a 12 year old son who is obsessed with clocks. watching you guys hate it so much made me love it more lmao … sincerely, thank you for the laughs .. my son just found your videos in the past week and it’s brought me so much joy watching them with him

  • @cocoa_puffsy
    @cocoa_puffsy 3 года назад +1359

    Fun fact: I was 12 when this movie came out, and I went to see it in theatres. We actually had the scratch n sniff cards. Every now and then, a little number would pop up on the corner of the screen to indicate which number to scratch off for the scene. They did not work. They smelled like cardboard no matter what you scratched.

    • @ahoro4201
      @ahoro4201 2 года назад +179

      No, they worked, it just smelled like cardboard for the whole movie

    • @thecampingyeen2524
      @thecampingyeen2524 2 года назад +158

      OH MY GOSH I WATCHED IT THEATERS TOO!However, the scratch and sniff cards for me worked and they had the fowlest smells ever created. Like no lie they all smelled like shit, like literal shit.

    • @Flame-we8tq
      @Flame-we8tq 2 года назад +73

      @@thecampingyeen2524 Same I almost threw up when the dog farted

    • @thecampingyeen2524
      @thecampingyeen2524 2 года назад +34

      @@Flame-we8tq you poor soul. it was so bad

    • @Flame-we8tq
      @Flame-we8tq 2 года назад +31

      @@thecampingyeen2524 so you can agree that it didn’t help with the constant fart jokes

  • @stevenconley9527
    @stevenconley9527 4 года назад +536

    I'm convinced that the weird disc is just a copy of GTA: Vice City on the PSP

    • @BrightStar699
      @BrightStar699 Год назад +4

      it’s actually a copy of gta6 but sense it it brought from the future it created a time paradox and threatened the entirety of the space time continuum

  • @johnreich1878
    @johnreich1878 2 года назад +72

    You got to admit the whole
    “There’s one problem… you’re 9 months pregnant”
    Is a decent joke

    • @montymole2
      @montymole2 Год назад +2

      i mean.... it's really not but ok

    • @jonathankitchen7141
      @jonathankitchen7141 Год назад +6

      @@montymole2 it’s a throwaway line that’s there to get a chuckle out of the audience

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s День назад

      ​@@jonathankitchen7141 no

  • @FlpDaMattress
    @FlpDaMattress 4 года назад +832

    6:07 The "Community College" is literally the Long Center in downtown Austin Texas. It's just a theater. They've only moved a few blocks since the Spy Kids 3

    • @generalwashingtoad6516
      @generalwashingtoad6516 4 года назад +29

      Probably because they didnt want the location to be affiliated with Spy Kids 4.

    • @keithmckernan7784
      @keithmckernan7784 4 года назад +20

      Yeah I live in Austin and all of the locations in these movies are in the city

    • @supertoad6445
      @supertoad6445 4 года назад +6

      Spy kids 5 how low

    • @killernyancat8193
      @killernyancat8193 4 года назад +7

      @@supertoad6445 IDK. They said that they'd do it if this movie did well.

    • @eliasjakemoran02
      @eliasjakemoran02 4 года назад +8

      Yeah I thought it looked too familiar. Plus the dry grass and endless weeds. I've been there many times throughout the years on field trips.
      Now it shall be a landmark of cursed filmmaking ☝️

  • @kaydox6437
    @kaydox6437 4 года назад +713

    I saw this in theaters and I can confirm that sniff cards were so annoying, A giant ass number would fill the whole screen telling us which part of the card to sniff.

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 3 года назад +61

      That sounds infuriating

    • @kaydox6437
      @kaydox6437 3 года назад +32

      @@thx4chrckingin it was

    • @gregjayonnaise8314
      @gregjayonnaise8314 3 года назад +62

      Wait those are real? I thought the guys in the video were joking lol

    • @kaydox6437
      @kaydox6437 3 года назад +58

      @@gregjayonnaise8314 nope, they were real, and the cards smelled really bad

    • @BongWater420
      @BongWater420 3 года назад +25

      @@kaydox6437 you also had to scratch it to make it smell and it made a horrible cringing sound

  • @pancakesareawesome3121
    @pancakesareawesome3121 2 года назад +32

    This movie was my childhood. Looking back on it I have no idea how my parents kept their composure for so long. Literally every day I watched it, and they had to watch it with me

  • @raptalos9412
    @raptalos9412 4 года назад +432

    I joined the premier to the phrase: “SLIDE WHISTLE”

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 4 года назад +8

      “Is there just gonna be a kazoo? Just-“
      *_Sounds of the damned souls_*

  • @rexwrecks2735
    @rexwrecks2735 4 года назад +836

    This movie did not “ring my dinkster.”
    0/10

    • @supertoad6445
      @supertoad6445 4 года назад +18

      Bad moive
      Dont watch that worse then cars 2

    • @Noah_Obama
      @Noah_Obama 3 года назад +3

      Underated comment 😂

    • @Cyberbrickmaster1986
      @Cyberbrickmaster1986 3 года назад +2

      That was the best part of Spy Kids 3-D. Spy Kids 4-D had no redeeming factors. It's not even so bad it's good, because of how annoying the whole film is!

    • @Brass_Monkey
      @Brass_Monkey 3 года назад +2

      Is that Bill Paxton?!?!

    • @meep9231
      @meep9231 3 года назад +1

      Looking back, I have no idea what the hell I saw in this movie

  • @Bread_Artist
    @Bread_Artist 2 года назад +49

    15:55 Spy Kids 5D: We Touch You Now
    This should just be an origin story of those thumb dudes from Spy Kids 1 or 2 (can’t remember which one)

    • @thespeedrunnerofarson1572
      @thespeedrunnerofarson1572 Год назад +2

      It's from the first one. They don't appear at all during the second one.

    • @BrightStar699
      @BrightStar699 Год назад +1

      I would watch that

    • @maravreloaded
      @maravreloaded 8 месяцев назад

      Epstein and the creator of Cuties would be proud of that movie.

  • @caddywampusjim5901
    @caddywampusjim5901 4 года назад +1106

    Josiah looks like he can control rats with his mind

    • @MicrowaveSociety
      @MicrowaveSociety  4 года назад +377

      🐀

    • @thetrashman3994
      @thetrashman3994 4 года назад +29

      @@microwavesociety3080 hol up

    • @thetarr2
      @thetarr2 4 года назад +10

      @@MicrowaveSociety rat

    • @i_teleported_bread7404
      @i_teleported_bread7404 4 года назад +12

      @@MicrowaveSociety Oh shit, a rat!

    • @sheepeyoutube
      @sheepeyoutube 4 года назад +53

      rats, we’re rats
      we’re the rats
      we prey at night, we stalk at night
      we’re the rats
      i’m the giant rat that makes all of da rules
      let’s see what kind of trouble we can get ourselves into

  • @fatherenricopucci4609
    @fatherenricopucci4609 4 года назад +2297

    Josiah is now homeless
    He must now make an OnlyFans

  • @RawReviews.
    @RawReviews. 2 года назад +68

    😂 8:37 Bren’s sad realization and acceptance kills me

  • @8-bitter
    @8-bitter 4 года назад +453

    9 years ago I went to the cinema, saw this movie with my mom and was so surprised about the scratch and sniff cart we got. Of course I smelled it before I watched the movie and it made me vomit. It was still a good film for my back then underdeveloped brain.

    • @themartianmantis2694
      @themartianmantis2694 3 года назад +26

      I was 11, thought they all smelled the same, and thought the movie was boring and forgettable

    • @Largest_Marge
      @Largest_Marge 3 года назад +5

      @@themartianmantis2694 same

    • @fuzi5303
      @fuzi5303 3 года назад +6

      I remember I had the sniff card upside down so everything smelled weird for the scene and nothing smelled like anything I was meant to smell anyway all in all a complete bollockfest

    • @anth636
      @anth636 2 года назад +2

      I wish I was that optimistic about everything

    • @aliceramdom.s
      @aliceramdom.s День назад

      its spelled card

  • @Scoot694
    @Scoot694 4 года назад +464

    I’m not sure what’s harder to believe:
    That I remember seeing this in theaters like it was yesterday.
    Or that Jeff Winger is in this movie.

    • @malonmido7675
      @malonmido7675 3 года назад +12

      Poor Joel

    • @FlamingoSundew
      @FlamingoSundew 3 года назад +15

      You did see it yesterday time is running out

    • @kj_1116
      @kj_1116 3 года назад +1

      Fellow killjoy

    • @general_oofity9919
      @general_oofity9919 3 года назад +12

      This movie was streets behind

    • @kaydakitty3566
      @kaydakitty3566 3 года назад +5

      Jeff Winger loser at law rents an office in a mini mall

  • @gormlesshoboproductions
    @gormlesshoboproductions 3 года назад +67

    13:34 man you can hear the strain in Jude's voice when he yells "Tick Tock!" And for some reason thats funny to me

  • @BeatRiceIsHere
    @BeatRiceIsHere 4 года назад +293

    I never thought that there was a movie out there with CGI, 4-D cheese curls, but boy was I wrong

    • @avery_films
      @avery_films 8 месяцев назад

      Yoooo Beatrice, it's a crime you haven't ben verified or noticed by YT yet, your videos are great.

  • @FilmmakerJ
    @FilmmakerJ 4 года назад +548

    TLDW: Jude says "Stop! "Shut up!" Josiah says "Stop!" "Shut up!" and Bren says "Stop!" "Shut up!"
    Gotta say, I had the same reaction to this terrible sequel. Deeply infuriating and uncreative.

    • @jameskoplin
      @jameskoplin 3 года назад +33

      As for the movie's TLDW: A man who likes clocks and smokes helium wages war on humanity, and is stopped by a pregnant woman, two eight-year-olds, and a talking dog, in a world where smart cars have engines.

    • @lupitaruiz7605
      @lupitaruiz7605 3 года назад +8

      Makes sense this is The Weinstein Company film.

  • @rileytheworm8991
    @rileytheworm8991 2 года назад +22

    I remember seeing this in theaters as a kid! And I remember the little scratch and sniff cards they gave us before the beginning. One of the weirder movie experiences I've had lmao

  • @FourOf92000
    @FourOf92000 3 года назад +305

    Joel McHale plays Wilbur Wilson.
    Joel McHale _also_ plays Jeff Winger in _Community._
    For some reason, my headcanon is that _Jeff_ is playing Wilbur because he's broke.

    • @calebreese2311
      @calebreese2311 3 года назад +6

      I can get behind this

    • @kaydakitty3566
      @kaydakitty3566 3 года назад +11

      He did it while he was renting an office in a mini mall

    • @arfansthename
      @arfansthename 3 года назад +5

      The dog could probably be the John Oliver teacher

    • @inthecornerinablanketwitha7716
      @inthecornerinablanketwitha7716 3 года назад +2

      I was on a quest to see if this WAS Joel and find it in the comments, and I accept your statement as cannon

    • @vixtermono5901
      @vixtermono5901 3 года назад

      I was wondering if someone else figured this out

  • @Evanz111
    @Evanz111 4 года назад +825

    “Clockcore”
    “It’s all at 60 beats per minute”
    omfg this killed me

    • @landonpeckham7752
      @landonpeckham7752 3 года назад +22

      I could see Shakboy singing that.

    • @itshxste
      @itshxste 3 года назад +16

      And don't forget 30bpm half-time and 120bpm double time

    • @DeadLiftGaming
      @DeadLiftGaming 2 года назад

      😂⏱️

    • @Mr_Original
      @Mr_Original 2 года назад +12

      I almost thought 60 bpm sounded really fast, but then my brain caught up and, that's actually slow as heck.

    • @bethmcblaze
      @bethmcblaze 2 года назад +2

      i died, indeed

  • @shardium
    @shardium 2 года назад +20

    I'm just mad since this could've been a great movie if it was made a year or two after SK3. The Spy Kids series was amazing, and I just wish they could've continued it.

  • @voxfoxclips8684
    @voxfoxclips8684 4 года назад +862

    “Spy Kids 4 is a Real Movie”
    Yes, but we do our damndest to pretend it doesn’t exist.

    • @filmeditstudios3182
      @filmeditstudios3182 4 года назад +9

      Try pretending that Cats and Dogs 3 doesn’t exist

    • @liamanderson7082
      @liamanderson7082 4 года назад +23

      @@filmeditstudios3182 There was a THIRD?!

    • @filmeditstudios3182
      @filmeditstudios3182 4 года назад +2

      Liam Anderson released this year

    • @liamanderson7082
      @liamanderson7082 4 года назад +3

      Oh no, I can only imagine how shit it must be.

    • @DraconasTenZHG
      @DraconasTenZHG 4 года назад

      @@filmeditstudios3182 I only saw the first movie, never knew there was 2 and 3.

  • @Quackenson
    @Quackenson 4 года назад +581

    I saw this in theaters. I experienced smell-o-vision.
    It all just smelled the same ngl

    • @TeddyCream0
      @TeddyCream0 3 года назад +19

      It really did

    • @apassionatenerd.3564
      @apassionatenerd.3564 3 года назад +9

      What did it smell like? Turpentine?

    • @mush420
      @mush420 3 года назад +17

      why did you put yourself through this dreadful experience?

    • @Quackenson
      @Quackenson 3 года назад +32

      @@mush420 I was like 5 or something i dunno

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 3 года назад +40

      @@apassionatenerd.3564 It smelled like money dissapearing from wallets everywhere

  • @LeonMcLeon
    @LeonMcLeon 3 года назад +24

    9:30 Definitely playing that kazoo backwards! 😂

    • @montymole2
      @montymole2 Год назад +4

      why does it matter? it still makes very annoying noises

  • @llamacultist151
    @llamacultist151 3 года назад +118

    The oss headquarters in this movie is literally down the street from where the final battle in spy kids 3 and the school in shark boy and lava girl is 2 miles from the oss headquarters

  • @jorgerosado2087
    @jorgerosado2087 4 года назад +1407

    Bad movie: exists
    Celebrities: Eh, why not?
    *proceeds to ruin career*

    • @jimberjamber8540
      @jimberjamber8540 4 года назад +52

      I think at that point Jessica Alba just needed a quick buck lol

    • @AbsoluteDingus709
      @AbsoluteDingus709 4 года назад +26

      The Fantastic Four movies she was in weren’t that bad, not good, but not bad

    • @kylet4140
      @kylet4140 4 года назад +13

      I feel the timing for Joel McHale was unfortunate because Community could of been just about to boost his career a little at this point

    • @logantotman
      @logantotman 4 года назад +8

      Jeff Winger....not you

    • @kebz9303
      @kebz9303 3 года назад +1

      @@jimberjamber8540 LMAO.

  • @vyiqqce5499
    @vyiqqce5499 3 года назад +20

    13:03
    "60 beats per minute" joke frickin killed me

  • @eleventeen1670
    @eleventeen1670 4 года назад +739

    Fact of the day: Chronos was a titan in Greek mythology. He was the titan of TIME.

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 3 года назад +14

      Ohhhhhh

    • @ACobalt
      @ACobalt 3 года назад +7

      Thank you

    • @traktor420
      @traktor420 3 года назад +53

      I guess you could say he had *all the time in the world*

    • @mhgirl01
      @mhgirl01 3 года назад +27

      Not only time, but specifically the destructive aspect of time.

    • @Lettucem3n
      @Lettucem3n 3 года назад +18

      @@mhgirl01 ZA WARUDO

  • @xenophanessonic821
    @xenophanessonic821 4 года назад +603

    I used to like this movie
    My 7 year old self was on drugs

    • @littlegremlin8783
      @littlegremlin8783 4 года назад +17

      This was the first spy kids movie I saw, and the only other one I've seen is the second one. Is that bad?

    • @xenophanessonic821
      @xenophanessonic821 4 года назад +6

      @@littlegremlin8783 i mean same but with the third ome

    • @AimlessSavant
      @AimlessSavant 4 года назад +8

      @@littlegremlin8783 yes. The first 2 were pretty good as a kid. This is just. Sub par.

    • @DiamondWorldYoutube
      @DiamondWorldYoutube 4 года назад +2

      I watched the 3rd movie first

    • @filmaphobic
      @filmaphobic 4 года назад +4

      I’ve seen all of the movies, sadly seen the 4th movie the most and LoVeD it.

  • @therealevilmudbug
    @therealevilmudbug 2 года назад +16

    3:38 the power of the GameCube, in the palm of my hands

  • @julesking1303
    @julesking1303 3 года назад +327

    I did actually go see this movie in theaters and had the scent card thing. That shit was so weird. And eventually the whole little slab of strange plastics just wound up smelling like the worst scene. You couldn’t just turn off your sense of smell during different parts of a movie, and lemme tell you . . . the nasty scents lingered through the whole theater because everyone had one. It was truly a disgusting experience.

    • @henrysphone6364
      @henrysphone6364 2 года назад +18

      Scratch n sniff is what a homeless person said he would do to me

    • @thehyperobsesr
      @thehyperobsesr 2 года назад +4

      Glad I was too young to remember if the theatre smelled weird when I went

    • @LugiThePainDrinker
      @LugiThePainDrinker 2 года назад +4

      @@henrysphone6364 scrape and lick is what Dracula told me

  • @BroomPusher2024
    @BroomPusher2024 4 года назад +429

    "Spy Kids 4 is a real movie"
    PRESS X TO DOUBT

  • @Baconboi1972
    @Baconboi1972 Год назад +8

    That scene where the mom is walking and her daughter says "wait" and the mom gets all that "blue cheese" over her, reminds me of this one scene from Monsters Vs. Aliens, where Susan (the main character, for those of you who haven't seen MVA) sees the meteor, and if she would have just stayed on the gazebo, she wouldn't have gotten hit by the meteor, therefore, most of the movie wouldn't have happened. BUT NO! She saw the meteor and started running directly towards where it would crash! I'm still surprised that she survived that, considering how big the meteor was, and i don't wanna hear anyone say, "but she had the quantonium in her body, therefore it protected her" because the quantonium only started to affect her body, once she got back in the church. BTW, if anyone is wondering how big the meteor was, it was about as big as the meteor from Fortnite season x. P.S., sorry for that comparison, fans of MVA.

  • @KrivonoshenkO
    @KrivonoshenkO 3 года назад +234

    I remember getting my kid mind blown by this movie, and me genuinely believing that this was the coolest movie ever.

    • @Madmaxgaming130
      @Madmaxgaming130 3 года назад +5

      Isn't that all of us as kid?

    • @KrivonoshenkO
      @KrivonoshenkO 3 года назад +3

      @@Madmaxgaming130 yeah.

    • @thehyperobsesr
      @thehyperobsesr 2 года назад +6

      Bruh same lol. My standards were very shit as a child

    • @themoocow7718
      @themoocow7718 Год назад +1

      Yep. Remember this movie vividly.

    • @futrey9353
      @futrey9353 6 месяцев назад

      ah, how time flies

  • @nothayden9192
    @nothayden9192 4 года назад +437

    This movie is literally the Artemis Fowl movie with a worse budget
    (also plz Microwave Society watch that movie it’s so bad)

    • @thatweirdauthor7801
      @thatweirdauthor7801 4 года назад +41

      As someone who has read the books, the mere summary gave me PAIIIN

    • @CrimsonGrowlithe
      @CrimsonGrowlithe 4 года назад +23

      @@thatweirdauthor7801 I mean, why was Mulch even in the movie? He’s in the second book! And why wasn’t Artemis aware that his father ran a criminal organization? He knew that and continued his legacy in the books!

    • @blakebridges8989
      @blakebridges8989 4 года назад +24

      @@CrimsonGrowlithe and why was the Fairy captain a woman when the main fairy girl was supposed to be the first female fairy cop?

    • @thatweirdauthor7801
      @thatweirdauthor7801 4 года назад +9

      @@blakebridges8989 mulch actually did show up in the first book, he broke into Fowl Manor, I think

    • @reeceperry8152
      @reeceperry8152 4 года назад +12

      I disagree. Unlike Artemis fowl, you can follow the story of this movie.

  • @mailcs06
    @mailcs06 3 года назад +15

    1:11
    Excellent use of the wall of flesh barfing up leeches sound for the barfing

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 4 года назад +275

    This entire movies plot is just the last 5 minutes of Stone Ocean

  • @brackenseely3175
    @brackenseely3175 4 года назад +196

    So, this secret agent just never stopped carrying her baby around missions?

    • @W3Rn1ckz
      @W3Rn1ckz 4 года назад +6

      How could she stop carrying the baby? She still wanted her

    • @TheWither129
      @TheWither129 4 года назад +20

      Legend has it she still carries around her nine year old child whenever she goes on missions to this day

    • @airguitar1321
      @airguitar1321 4 года назад +22

      She needed the body armor

    • @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269
      @reclusiarchgrimaldus1269 4 года назад +3

      @@airguitar1321 hol' up...

    • @modernkiwi6447
      @modernkiwi6447 4 года назад +6

      @@airguitar1321
      Baby:
      +28 Light Armor
      +50 Weight
      Needs to be fed in order to keep equipped, otherwise, completely useless

  • @basicsergal9712
    @basicsergal9712 Год назад +3

    I feel like villains in every spy kids movie ever are given their names because they know they will be caught and die, so they give them disposable names to signal what specific tasks they are assigned, and since they dont expect them to come back so they just pull cards with names and hand them to the villains.

  • @Ascertivus
    @Ascertivus 3 года назад +196

    Josiah editing himself into the room at 6:41 to interject is GOLDEN!! LMAO

  • @spikeyanime9828
    @spikeyanime9828 4 года назад +204

    16:27 the time flies shit kills me,i literally died when Jude got up and left

    • @iamanidiotbut5523
      @iamanidiotbut5523 3 года назад +7

      How’d you type this

    • @B11-n8v
      @B11-n8v 3 года назад +4

      @@iamanidiotbut5523 Ghost typing or sumthin I dunno

    • @Fattybutt23
      @Fattybutt23 3 года назад +5

      Prob the cause of a ouija bread

    • @thomasmcdade1004
      @thomasmcdade1004 3 года назад +4

      Me too!!! I was crackin' up😂😂😂

    • @BROXBasher
      @BROXBasher 2 года назад +6

      I heard “Time flies…” first, then I rewatched it and heard it as “Time Flies.” and it cracked me up so much, sweet lord. The only good joke of SK4.

  • @fulzapraider
    @fulzapraider 3 года назад +32

    11:53 no it goes c r a c k.
    Edit: 15 likes less gooooooooooooooooooooooooo
    next we go for 30

  • @candycoated_rage6591
    @candycoated_rage6591 4 года назад +307

    “ITS THE NAME OF THE MOVIE!! AAAAAAAAAAAA”
    “Nothing bad ever happens to the kennedys”
    “You can say he has... all the time in the world???”
    “S L I D E W H I S T L E”
    Best quotes

    • @JoyOfCreativeService
      @JoyOfCreativeService 4 года назад +22

      "I'm getting the death sentence! Wilbur Wilson, Spy Hunter!"

    • @thx4chrckingin
      @thx4chrckingin 3 года назад +6

      Step spy spy step kids... kids...
      Once removed

    • @B11-n8v
      @B11-n8v 3 года назад +6

      Is there gonna be a kazoo, just-
      *Angrily Kazoo's*

    • @Daft-SFM
      @Daft-SFM 3 года назад +6

      “Congratulations. You caught a kid”
      *Harvery Weinstein*

    • @thespeedrunnerofarson1572
      @thespeedrunnerofarson1572 Год назад +2

      "Wilbur Wilson, national criminal."

  • @sethjackson8911
    @sethjackson8911 4 года назад +342

    This movie caused world poverty to drop to 0%

    • @muzicalassassin2901
      @muzicalassassin2901 4 года назад +11

      What is that emoji

    • @adambaryliuk3393
      @adambaryliuk3393 4 года назад +11

      @@muzicalassassin2901 you need to be a channel member to use it

    • @heliumpai7627
      @heliumpai7627 4 года назад +8

      @@muzicalassassin2901 You have to be part of the society.

    • @camreyes1819
      @camreyes1819 4 года назад +2

      that emoji scared me

    • @ShibuNub3305
      @ShibuNub3305 3 года назад

      By killing 90% of organisms on earth 👌😎👍

  • @mapleplays173
    @mapleplays173 3 года назад +15

    13:48 I guess now you're out of time for time puns

  • @nuggetboi2936
    @nuggetboi2936 3 года назад +295

    Man Jeff be moving up in life. He went from greendale community college to having 3 kids and a spy wife

    • @vixtermono5901
      @vixtermono5901 3 года назад +35

      This is my headcanon for what happened to Jeff after community

    • @FTChomp9980
      @FTChomp9980 2 года назад +16

      Jeff Winger was streets ahead in Spy Kids 4.

  • @toxicsmoke194
    @toxicsmoke194 3 года назад +202

    “Smartcars don’t have engines, they have motors”
    Okay i know what he means....but...

    • @ethanol1586
      @ethanol1586 3 года назад +6

      LmaO I'm glad someone pointed it out

    • @Hondaboi1799
      @Hondaboi1799 3 года назад +18

      So, engines are used to designate gas powered motors in the mechanic trade, motors are used to designate electric motors.
      ... that being said, I was SCREAMING at my computer that smart cars do have engines xD ever since they got bought by chrysler they are literally gas powered. Its why the Panto in GTA V is gas powered, they are poking fun at Chrysler insisting on gas power

    • @DETHBYTACOS
      @DETHBYTACOS 2 года назад

      @@Hondaboi1799 I just found your comment right after posting basically the same thing.

  • @RawReviews.
    @RawReviews. 2 года назад +25

    6:30 one of my favorite Microwave Society moments 😂

    • @skyeflame7
      @skyeflame7 Год назад +2

      Agreed 🤣 it's beautiful Lol

    • @rileuo
      @rileuo Год назад +5

      I’m Jude hamburger, RUclipsr, and i’ll catch u 🤨.. later

  • @WONDERWILL
    @WONDERWILL 4 года назад +103

    Stand User: Time Keeper
    Stand Name: Tick Tock
    Stand Ability: Controls time and makes to many time puns to keep up with

    • @gab7506
      @gab7506 3 года назад +11

      The more puns he makes, time stops longer

    • @drivingstudios6151
      @drivingstudios6151 3 года назад +3

      Damn, sounds menacing

    • @Zacman1123
      @Zacman1123 3 года назад

      Ha

    • @Thedoomslayer12
      @Thedoomslayer12 2 года назад

      No stand ability TICK TOCK DEATH CLOCK- will send a clone of its self that will sucide bomb into the target whilst yelling TICK TOCK DEATH CLOCK

    • @charlieseely3464
      @charlieseely3464 2 года назад +1

      Za Warudo!!

  • @Stargazer_Pie
    @Stargazer_Pie 4 года назад +125

    Why did she bring a baby with her into a warehouse full of henchmen

  • @RNOP_hello
    @RNOP_hello Год назад +1

    I like how the video call in the car next to the gauges, then it's below where screens in cars are today, plus in other shots it's not even there.

  • @thedarkphantom1784
    @thedarkphantom1784 4 года назад +128

    The “OSS” building is actually a theater called the long center, it’s got a big stage for ballet and a smaller one for “normal” plays.
    Source: I’ve been there

    • @montymole2
      @montymole2 Год назад

      True source: Trust me bro, I'm a psychic alien from the planet Z9-04.

    • @thedarkphantom1784
      @thedarkphantom1784 Год назад

      ​@@montymole2 holy shit is that THE (REAL) Montgommery Moletholomew from hit video game franchise by Nintendo, Super Mario Bros.???????

  • @andromeda_va39
    @andromeda_va39 4 года назад +130

    Ultimate Challenge! Watch this whole movie, and every time someone says "time" or makes some sort of time-related pun, take a sip of your drink. Or do one push-up. Your choice. Get wasted or get buff.

  • @canyoudecodeit1788
    @canyoudecodeit1788 3 года назад +15

    3:55
    Technically it’s true, the speed of light may be the fastest thing but it doesn’t reach us instantly. So if someone owns a watch, they are still seeing it in the past. Nothing is instantaneous, and everything is relative. Therefore, nobody notices time until it’s gone.
    But his argument can simply be voided by the fact that his name is literally tick-tock
    And he constantly uses a Snapchat filter so

    • @tamedflame8174
      @tamedflame8174 Год назад +3

      Huh.

    • @attackoramic8361
      @attackoramic8361 Год назад +4

      Fun fact, when time stops, it would mean that photons would stop in its tracks, meaning that people moving in the stopped time would be entirely blind, or maybe just die.

  • @cliffordbatteau5824
    @cliffordbatteau5824 4 года назад +146

    I'm convinced they held Joel McHale at gunpoint the whole time

    • @superchroma
      @superchroma 4 года назад +21

      Yeah, he really lucked out with Community as this shit ought to annihilate a career.

    • @motorwayt-s628
      @motorwayt-s628 4 года назад +17

      He probably lost a bet with Ken Jeong and this was the punishment

    • @jrobertheath
      @jrobertheath 4 года назад +5

      And Ricky Gervais.

  • @thenotoriousmm4433
    @thenotoriousmm4433 4 года назад +140

    Ah yes, time puns. If used correctly they can truly be timeless.

    • @dread_wolf2301
      @dread_wolf2301 2 года назад +1

      Your off the clock in you pun job aren't you

    • @trevevern6788
      @trevevern6788 2 года назад +4

      Damn, that was actually pretty good.

    • @flameyboy4184
      @flameyboy4184 2 года назад +9

      That joke was a bit too soon

    • @henrysphone6364
      @henrysphone6364 2 года назад +6

      That was somepoor timing tbh. Its about time someone started cracking jokes. But that one was subpar, like you gave us second hand information.

    • @lorettadunne210
      @lorettadunne210 2 года назад +3

      If timed correctly they can be timeless, in due time.

  • @glasshorse6893
    @glasshorse6893 2 года назад +3

    The best part is I think timekeeper’s plan was counterproductive. Even as a kid I thought “wait he’s speeding up time cause no one values it? Why not slow it down so people enjoy more?”
    Besides that though he didn’t even take that much time away. It honestly seems like he barely took a weekend away from people lol

  • @Asumsauce1796
    @Asumsauce1796 4 года назад +121

    Jeff’s life went to crap when he left greendale, didn’t it

    • @coopman0
      @coopman0 4 года назад +15

      Thank you. I was looking for this comment

    • @Evil_Befall
      @Evil_Befall 3 года назад +2

      Nah its another universe where jeff never went to greendale

    • @spencerthestupidsamurai7326
      @spencerthestupidsamurai7326 2 года назад +1

      @@Evil_Befall The REAL Darkest Timeline.

  • @Ascertivus
    @Ascertivus 3 года назад +222

    I legitimately burst out laughing at Bren's reaction at 16:28. It's great.
    Second edit: Jude

  • @OchdDottMp3
    @OchdDottMp3 3 года назад +4

    I love how the staple bit of this film is just : GET IT CAUSE TIME!?

  • @lukesams3349
    @lukesams3349 3 года назад +300

    8:14 If he’s a kid reading a quantum physics textbook, then by Agent J logic he must be an alien

    • @MoskHotel
      @MoskHotel 3 года назад +9

      Totally makes sense

    • @lukesams3349
      @lukesams3349 3 года назад +6

      @John Doe agreed

    • @brodimations4388
      @brodimations4388 3 года назад +8

      The only reason mws hasn't watched MIB is because it's an actually good spy movie if you can even call it that

    • @brodimations4388
      @brodimations4388 3 года назад +2

      @John Doe eh true

    • @_stupidbro
      @_stupidbro 3 года назад +2

      @John Doe for sure

  • @thomasstewart9752
    @thomasstewart9752 4 года назад +259

    they didn't fill their humor quota with the clock puns, so they fell back on fart jokes so they could have a full length script. they didn't want to, and they knew it wouldn't make a good movie...
    butt what can you do when you're on the clock?

  • @dethnitegaming4178
    @dethnitegaming4178 Год назад +13

    2:44
    If he really were smart, he wouldn't be driving a smart car.

  • @simonruff7926
    @simonruff7926 4 года назад +85

    19:25 I like how they played the Taco Bell sound when it hit him

  • @ducklingterror4190
    @ducklingterror4190 3 года назад +56

    8:44 I love how you can still hear the Reverb of his scream

  • @ThatGuyRNA
    @ThatGuyRNA 7 месяцев назад +7

    2:13 Damn look how far Fred has fallen

  • @bob-totallytherealone-9354
    @bob-totallytherealone-9354 3 года назад +42

    "Spy Kids 5-D: We Touch you Now" got me on the floor.

    • @zeldagameryt4018
      @zeldagameryt4018 3 года назад +7

      “Spy Kids 6-D: You are the Kids, even if you are an adult you are the kids”

    • @NotNochos
      @NotNochos Год назад

      “Spy Kids 7-D. You are the OSS.”

  • @birbo1486
    @birbo1486 4 года назад +81

    18:55 “what are you doing, spybro?”

  • @ZombieChicken1310
    @ZombieChicken1310 Год назад +7

    12:32 So is no one gonna talk about how that woman which gave birth like 3 days ago takes her newborn baby to a mission of fighting what basically is a time travelling psychopath?

  • @Dragonslayer-rl4wr
    @Dragonslayer-rl4wr 4 года назад +89

    I just realized that every villain plan that destroys the earth is just an ellaberate way to kill themselves and take everyone else out with them

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig 4 года назад +11

      UNLESS they have an escape plan.

    • @Dragonslayer-rl4wr
      @Dragonslayer-rl4wr 4 года назад +5

      @@a-s-greig well they won’t live in space forever limited oxygen and supplies then most likely starve to death

    • @a-s-greig
      @a-s-greig 4 года назад +9

      @@Dragonslayer-rl4wr Alternate Universe. Alien Planet. Replicator tech. Hell, even cryosleep could work.
      There are ways to be omnicidal without being suicidal is what I'm saying.

  • @Jamesi03
    @Jamesi03 4 года назад +143

    "Its like a video game" has strong "now this is pod racing" vibes.

  • @kartorrent7496
    @kartorrent7496 10 месяцев назад +1

    9:55 The definition of Evasive is an action to avoid, and A Maneuver is A movement or strategy to accomplish something, so Evasive Maneuver means to Avoid With Movement Or Strategy. I like to think of Evasive as the Digital equivalent of Invasive. If you invade, then you are extremely close to the thing you are invading, where as if you're E-Invading, you are nowhere near the actual server room and are therefore doing the actual opposite of Invading.

  • @Skippyxlxlxl
    @Skippyxlxlxl 4 года назад +36

    8:59 When I was younger I used to think that spy gear and spy kids were the same brand.

  • @f.l.infinite8444
    @f.l.infinite8444 4 года назад +83

    10:52
    Sparky from The Fairly OddParents: _Nervous sweating_

    • @jakewulgar
      @jakewulgar 4 года назад +9

      When they introduced that stupid annoying fairy dog is when i stopped watching the show

    • @starpiegacha9807
      @starpiegacha9807 Год назад +3

      ​@@jakewulgarI'd pay a billion dollars for Seymour and that stupid dog to change places

  • @superkirby491
    @superkirby491 Год назад +10

    1:43 He should have taken the chance to say “Tiny tunes.”

  • @iamsushi1056
    @iamsushi1056 4 года назад +73

    I honestly want a scratch and sniff microwave society episode

  • @nickm7197
    @nickm7197 4 года назад +322

    Ricky Gervais sounds like he wants to die the entire movie

  • @DamienTheGoat
    @DamienTheGoat 3 года назад +4

    "And they can never know I was a spy"
    She says in front of paramedics

  • @incrediblejuniper6698
    @incrediblejuniper6698 3 года назад +187

    Fun fact: me and my mom still use "it smells like lentils and desperation" to this day, it's an inside joke between us.
    But god I never realized how much this movie sucked as a kid.

    • @Madmaxgaming130
      @Madmaxgaming130 3 года назад +4

      I'm just gonna put this under possible insults

  • @COLTTHEBOLT
    @COLTTHEBOLT 4 года назад +123

    Jude: welcome to spy kids 4.
    I am spy
    Bren: I am kids
    Maybe Josiah: I am 4

    • @lil_guapo_x
      @lil_guapo_x 4 года назад

      Nice

    • @thebiolibrary5572
      @thebiolibrary5572 4 года назад +6

      Josiah: I am 4D: All the Time in the World.

    • @COLTTHEBOLT
      @COLTTHEBOLT 4 года назад

      @@thebiolibrary5572 when he said “and I am 4” I thought I predicted the future but then he said “D” and I was a sad boi

    • @supertoad6445
      @supertoad6445 4 года назад

      Spy kids 5 how low

  • @starpiegacha9807
    @starpiegacha9807 Год назад +1

    6:37 this offended me a bit, cuz i'm a happy home designer fan. Thanks, rodriguz.

  • @Wastelander1972
    @Wastelander1972 4 года назад +82

    “Before the timekeeper stops time”.
    Josiah: “Shut up!”
    Legends.

    • @montymole2
      @montymole2 Год назад

      i noticed these guys yell "shut up!" at basically everything.

  • @threemooseqateers9689
    @threemooseqateers9689 4 года назад +61

    Since we’re doing 2011 movies, watch Rango next

    • @drakelane69
      @drakelane69 4 года назад +1

      Yes plzzzzzzzzzzz

    • @Klick404
      @Klick404 4 года назад +4

      Holy shit I love that movie

    • @kebz9303
      @kebz9303 3 года назад +1

      Damn, I remember that. Been a long time.

    • @FloridaManGaming
      @FloridaManGaming 3 года назад +1

      But rango was a good movie

    • @BrightStar699
      @BrightStar699 Год назад

      I’m where danger is and where heck is is being raised you could say I’m what heck already raised up the names RANGO

  • @Page153
    @Page153 3 года назад +6

    6:06 Community college? Joel McHale? Sounds familiar.

  • @Mariorox1956
    @Mariorox1956 4 года назад +38

    I'm glad the MWS boys do this for *hour* pleasure. You know I'll be back for *seconds* when the next review drops, but hopefully they can *wind* down in the mean*time.* Also would love to *gear* up with some of that new merch once I get some money. Just have to *watch* my spending habits too. I'm getting off topic, looking forward to when the next video *rolexes* out!

  • @penofwildfire
    @penofwildfire 4 года назад +19

    I paused the video and played it again, only to hear Jude scream "GRAPES!"

  • @thetarr2
    @thetarr2 4 года назад +64

    1:38
    *do you just have welding goggles on speed dial*

  • @zBepis
    @zBepis 3 года назад +21

    9:07 Why wouldn't you call a sibling by their first name?
    Idk about most others but I always called my sister by her first name and vice versa, so do most people I know

    • @Lumis_The_Lucario
      @Lumis_The_Lucario 2 года назад +1

      Same but my brother

    • @Cloud_that_looks_like_a_cat
      @Cloud_that_looks_like_a_cat Год назад +3

      Yeah exactly... who calls their sibling by their last name? (No offense meant if you do that) in my country most people, including me, at least that I know, calls everyone or at least almost everyone by their first name.

    • @Mikey-b1p
      @Mikey-b1p Год назад +2

      I think the joke was that most kids would just be like "c'mon". They wouldn't say the other person's name

  • @theinsaneone_
    @theinsaneone_ 4 года назад +43

    I saw this in theaters with my brother and grandparents. We didn't get the 4D experience so my grandparents were confused at parts

    • @cg6176
      @cg6176 3 года назад +4

      I'm sorry. You must feel traumatised

  • @whichcache2517
    @whichcache2517 4 года назад +14

    Me and my friend watched this. We kinda glossed over all the fart and clock jokes and focused on the movie itself, but even that was disappointing. My friend thought Juni would turn out to be the Timekeeper (thankfully he wasn't), but we both agreed that the villain's backstory was the only really good part.
    One thing that definitely holds the movie back compared to the other Spy Kids movies is that you barely know anything about the kids themselves. One of them doesn't really like her step-mom, one of them's freakishly smart because they have a science shirt and reads quantum physics books, and that's about it. In the first movie, you actually got to know about the kids' insecurities and saw how they developed as characters, whether it was the relationship between themselves, or with their parents and estranged uncle. With Spy Kids 4, even someone like me can tell it's just a soulless cash grab that just slowly plods along without much thought put into how any of the characters progress, and only exists for nostalgia's sake.