Spy Kids 3 is a CGI Fever Dream

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  • Опубликовано: 30 янв 2025

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  • @MicrowaveSociety
    @MicrowaveSociety  4 года назад +6818

    subscribe or we'll unplug your vvbox

    • @quarksmh
      @quarksmh 4 года назад +111

      I don't have an vvbox

    • @totallyblaze2019
      @totallyblaze2019 4 года назад +149

      Not the vvbox!

    • @japaneseperson3277
      @japaneseperson3277 4 года назад +118

      O h N o, N o t m y vvbox

    • @gwenk903
      @gwenk903 4 года назад +76

      Just subbed! You guys are fucking hilarious

    • @diego7342
      @diego7342 4 года назад +19

      When you said dad I thought he wasn't gonna be there

  • @MrSkerpentine
    @MrSkerpentine 4 года назад +5888

    “How often is there a store that’s just CHARITY”
    Goodwill: *allow us to introduce ourselves*

  • @Bodhi_Zypha
    @Bodhi_Zypha 4 года назад +6276

    “Somebody Ring the Dinkster” will go down as the greatest line in movie history

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 4 года назад +173

      Ele Bee If I remember correctly, there’s a channel that just posts that same clip everyday.

    • @Survivor1672-
      @Survivor1672- 4 года назад +63

      Dr. Oofers that is true, dinkster daily

    • @IronMan9771
      @IronMan9771 4 года назад +19

      Will? It already has

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 4 года назад +27

      No “cake”

    • @Bodhi_Zypha
      @Bodhi_Zypha 4 года назад +20

      @@kekero540 dang that’s true

  • @ozzo1121
    @ozzo1121 4 года назад +3292

    “I NEVER GOT HER EMAIL ADRESS” IS THE LINE THAT HAS STUCK WITH ME SINCE I FIRST WATCHED THIS MOVIE AND STILL BEING ABLE TO QUOTE IT AT THE EXACT MOMENT AFTER ALL THESE YEARS MADE ME LOSE IT

    • @ethancarlson5871
      @ethancarlson5871 4 года назад +16

      @Isabella Nuñez Did you really need all caps?

    • @ozzo1121
      @ozzo1121 4 года назад +100

      Ethan Carlson Nope, but I was freaking out and that’s usually how I portray it (amongst friends, at least). I could go back and change it, but that’s a lot of work so there it stays I guess :)

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад +45

      @@ethancarlson5871 Yes, because now the mental image of her screaming while jumping in place and holding her hands to her head is complete.

    • @poobletto
      @poobletto 4 года назад +4

      OKAY

    • @NexusKirin
      @NexusKirin 4 года назад +1

      Yes

  • @Locket.L
    @Locket.L Год назад +1088

    George Clooney really went like “Good argument. Unfortunately, your sister is gone”

    • @joshuashaw2923
      @joshuashaw2923 Год назад +70

      Good argument *kidnaps your sister* sounds like such a 2023 humor sketch by teenage Zoomers and I hate that I laughed when I wrote it

    • @orangegradient4309
      @orangegradient4309 Год назад +8

      ​@@joshuashaw2923dawg, what

    • @spingleboygle
      @spingleboygle Год назад +6

      his sister game over'd

    • @JUMPYCOOL
      @JUMPYCOOL Год назад +6

      @@spingleboygleHis sister Spy Kids 3: Game Over’d

    • @Spinosaurus_guy
      @Spinosaurus_guy 11 месяцев назад +5

      Nice opinion, one small issue. Your sister is kidnapped

  • @hatkid5904
    @hatkid5904 3 года назад +6272

    This entire movie is just sword art online as a bowling alley strike scene

    • @Hexagonian
      @Hexagonian 3 года назад +183

      omfg i can't lmaoooooo

    • @Josh23761
      @Josh23761 3 года назад +214

      This comment is vastly underrated. Actually woke people up laughing.

    • @eatbsreal
      @eatbsreal 3 года назад +67

      Godly comment

    • @aurorameme4709
      @aurorameme4709 3 года назад +40

      I legit spat out my water thank you

    • @samuel_rodrigues69
      @samuel_rodrigues69 3 года назад +13

      Nice shot

  • @thesinner5876
    @thesinner5876 4 года назад +8450

    I love how the ENTIRE MOVIE is just CGI and green screen

  • @OtakuJuanma2
    @OtakuJuanma2 4 года назад +1657

    "Stallone plays four parts. All of them badly"
    Alternative reading: Stallone plays four parts. And it's amazing

    • @BlackyChan2.0
      @BlackyChan2.0 3 года назад +37

      Its Godlike

    • @psykrow4473
      @psykrow4473 3 года назад +36

      Idk what that critics been smoking lately

    • @dylanf4140
      @dylanf4140 3 года назад +42

      Actually, he plays 5, if you count the president

    • @OtakuJuanma2
      @OtakuJuanma2 3 года назад +11

      @@dylanf4140
      Does it count? He just talks over George Clooney and glitches in st the end, but it's still one of the four parts he is already playing.

    • @awest182
      @awest182 2 года назад +2

      @@dylanf4140 6 he also advertises the game

  • @fan3805
    @fan3805 Год назад +486

    Brendan laughing in pain at 2:14 and Josiah screaming out of raw anger at 2:37 in reaction to the propeller hair is always the best

    • @autumn_sunday
      @autumn_sunday Год назад +16

      gy *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH*

    • @Gwestytears
      @Gwestytears Год назад +5

      He does that multiple times

    • @ccurrence3
      @ccurrence3 Год назад +1

      to quote brent or jude "Thank you lead singer of Korn"

    • @dawsonpettit-cg4oc
      @dawsonpettit-cg4oc 7 месяцев назад

      Why did that Josiah yell sound like he just did a karate chop

    • @EEEEEEEEEEEEEEfart
      @EEEEEEEEEEEEEEfart 6 месяцев назад

      he sounded like someone was tearing out his lungs

  • @KitCabaret
    @KitCabaret 4 года назад +1429

    "I love how the letters would be backwards to him."
    "Ah yes, *tHe LeTtEr sEvEn* ."
    FOR SOME REASON THAT GOT ME AND I'M STILL LAUGHING

  • @cirrusupdraft
    @cirrusupdraft 4 года назад +2561

    Is nobody gonna acknowledge how these absolute MADLADS somehow managed to get a 60fps version of this movie?

    • @tommygolding6435
      @tommygolding6435 4 года назад +173

      It makes my fucking eyes hurt holy shit

    • @Zestyfold
      @Zestyfold 3 года назад +126

      Can we just appriciate that they put blood in a all rated game.
      Very bib brain move

    • @n64mario27
      @n64mario27 3 года назад +22

      God damn *MADLADS*

    • @ActivelyCursed
      @ActivelyCursed 3 года назад +23

      IKR, the spykids on Netflix is only about 40 fps

    • @bryantkaus6417
      @bryantkaus6417 3 года назад +20

      I thought I was the only one like holy fuck that’s smooth! Shit I only had the fucking dvd from blockbuster

  • @CTheMagnificiant
    @CTheMagnificiant 4 года назад +609

    "why are we in texas?"
    the movies were shot in texas and the director was able to shut down downtown Austin to shoot that last scene with the giant robots

    • @Mariodash23
      @Mariodash23 4 года назад +56

      He shut down an entire city?!

    • @ebinecksdee9872
      @ebinecksdee9872 4 года назад +76

      Robert Rodriguez is the evil villain of Texas

    • @spacegoblin0334
      @spacegoblin0334 4 года назад +48

      @@ebinecksdee9872 it's true he's live an evil dictator with control ove the entirety of the state of Texas

    • @amolex18
      @amolex18 4 года назад +5

      they were shot in the green screen department you dingus

    • @thumpted8417
      @thumpted8417 4 года назад +7

      @@amolex18 r/Whoosh

  • @BinglesP
    @BinglesP Год назад +123

    17:59 To this day I still quote "Did someone ring the Dinkster?" in my vocal stims

  • @jorgenofalltrades
    @jorgenofalltrades 3 года назад +1545

    Carmen: "Call in the family!"
    **Vin Diesel enters**

    • @denzyt1039
      @denzyt1039 3 года назад +21

      Main reason why I looked this movie up 😂

    • @MrChapin316
      @MrChapin316 3 года назад +1

      😂🅱️

    • @49Shadow
      @49Shadow 3 года назад +3

      Uncle Domm...

    • @sethmath2778
      @sethmath2778 3 года назад +2

      Vin is bigger than dom

    • @RookieFrnndz
      @RookieFrnndz 3 года назад +1

      Haha 🤣🤣🤣😭🤣🤣🤣

  • @ultra_magikarp3880
    @ultra_magikarp3880 3 года назад +2606

    Fun Fact: All of George Clooney's scenes were done in a single day

  • @jameshicksgaming4929
    @jameshicksgaming4929 4 года назад +3345

    The whole movie looks like bowling alley animations

    • @Mr.Tw1sty
      @Mr.Tw1sty 3 года назад +122

      This could be said about every Robert Rodriguez kids movie

    • @bubble1soap
      @bubble1soap 3 года назад +12

      FR

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 3 года назад +13

      @@Mr.Tw1sty Sin City lol

    • @kitt5234
      @kitt5234 3 года назад +11

      Worse even

    • @BROXBasher
      @BROXBasher 3 года назад +12

      You gotta admit, though, the Texas Philharmonic Digital Orchestra did a slapping soundtrack.

  • @de132
    @de132 Год назад +201

    I feel so bad for my dad for taking me to this movie when I was a kid, dude must've had a headache

  • @lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3
    @lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3 4 года назад +738

    I feel like Spy Kids 3 was supposed to be a 4-D movie but they didn’t have the budget to just fling springs at people in the theatre every week

    • @ArmoredMexican
      @ArmoredMexican 4 года назад +56

      Funnily enough the 4th one tried to do that a bit but incorporated smells

    • @lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3
      @lockheedac-130ugunshipspoo3 4 года назад +9

      what

    • @b.eanimationsandotherstuff1536
      @b.eanimationsandotherstuff1536 4 года назад +1

      @@ArmoredMexican r/WOOOOSH

    • @annacline6349
      @annacline6349 4 года назад +4

      B.E Animations and other stuff they didn't say anything to imply they missed the joke

    • @joegaddy2030
      @joegaddy2030 4 года назад +8

      @@b.eanimationsandotherstuff1536 thet didnt even miss the joke so what are you talking about

  • @apcaboylan9584
    @apcaboylan9584 3 года назад +1885

    I don't understand HOW they casted Elijah Wood, who played Frodo from the LORD OF THE RINGS as 'The Guy' and gave him TWO lines?!?!

    • @MBLobster
      @MBLobster 3 года назад +360

      He’s not the guy, I am!
      *cake*

    • @jacobrzeszewski6527
      @jacobrzeszewski6527 3 года назад +106

      Some people will just show up for a check.

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 3 года назад +268

      because it's a joke
      The whole point is your meant to think he's the special one but he isn't

    • @Eques_Umbra
      @Eques_Umbra 2 года назад +59

      Its what called a power move.

    • @apcaboylan9584
      @apcaboylan9584 2 года назад +50

      @@exzyyd392 this sounds right but at the same time this movie is so weirdly bad that’s it’s good, so tbh it might just be ultra weird casting.

  • @inotg13nn20
    @inotg13nn20 3 года назад +2614

    "For a kid that doesn't know how to fight, you sure know how to fight"
    *_W H A T_*

    • @fnafplushultimate6792
      @fnafplushultimate6792 3 года назад +154

      and the floor is made of floor

    • @braxtonvillagran2664
      @braxtonvillagran2664 3 года назад +103

      If you breathe, you take at least one breath

    • @timmyc9915
      @timmyc9915 3 года назад +76

      if you walk, you at least take one step

    • @carbonatedArsonist
      @carbonatedArsonist 3 года назад +60

      The archer class is really made of archers

    • @SoOddLuna
      @SoOddLuna 3 года назад +57

      Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes

  • @PayneBone
    @PayneBone Год назад +133

    "we have to drown them" was my favorite line. the reaction on Bren, Jude and Josiah's face

  • @Eques_Umbra
    @Eques_Umbra 3 года назад +1775

    There are only three good things in this movie:
    1. Sylvestor Stallone as the Toymaker, and I will fight anyone who says otherwise!
    2. Mrs. Giggles' accent
    3. "Did somebody ring the Dinkster?"

    • @Jeffrey18O
      @Jeffrey18O 2 года назад +287

      You also forgot Elijah Wood saying cake and then fucking dying

    • @Maxisamo1
      @Maxisamo1 2 года назад +174

      @@Jeffrey18O RIGHT off the heels of him being the main protagonist in The Lord of the Rings btw.
      That context alone doubles how funny it is

    • @P.A.L.09
      @P.A.L.09 2 года назад +30

      Yes yes I did ring the dinkstder

    • @peepoodave_qwerty
      @peepoodave_qwerty 2 года назад +8

      @@P.A.L.09 metoo

    • @garyclint9335
      @garyclint9335 2 года назад +22

      There is a RUclips channel called DinskterDaily that uploads a clip of every day of number 3.

  • @droptherapy2085
    @droptherapy2085 3 года назад +4248

    I never realized how stupid this movie actually is but I still look at it fondly. I think I like this movie because it's like a kid wrote it and honestly it was enough to grab my attention when I was like 7 or 8.

    • @AsdfAsdf-td7ju
      @AsdfAsdf-td7ju 3 года назад +286

      That is such a good way to describe it. It really just felt like a kid’s idea of going on adventures with friends is like

    • @umariqbal7557
      @umariqbal7557 3 года назад +127

      It was a movie designed for kids, not for adults, adults are only going to have bad things to say about it.

    • @jasonjackson8111
      @jasonjackson8111 3 года назад +51

      @@umariqbal7557 I no right I still love this movie has a adult and if you never watch it has a kid your not going to like it because they to much use to better CGI in movies now of days but I love movies like this instead of the movies they make now of days that are complete trash

    • @Karlos1234ify
      @Karlos1234ify 3 года назад

      Same

    • @umariqbal7557
      @umariqbal7557 3 года назад +30

      @@jasonjackson8111 I watched it when I was around 9 or 10 and enjoyed it, Now I look at it and see it as something that was supposed to be wonky, and not serious in any sort of way which are the shows and stuff I watch and read now.

  • @diamondmetal3062
    @diamondmetal3062 2 года назад +708

    I love how Game Over is touted to be some kind of cutting edge VR game but the cover art looks like it belongs to early 2000s shovelware.

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 2 года назад +57

      Not to mention you could literally stop your kid from playing the game by just turning off the console

    • @deekamikaze
      @deekamikaze Год назад +21

      Probably because the movie came out in 2003. It was probably filmed in 2000

    • @copy_catpaste
      @copy_catpaste Год назад +8

      @@Bro-cx2jc could b like sao, just can't turn off at all instead of irl💀

    • @naumen6508
      @naumen6508 Год назад +10

      Comparing it to shovelware is so fucking accurate. It's amazing.

    • @TheHardcoreGamer1
      @TheHardcoreGamer1 Год назад +5

      Maybe because it is from the early 2000s lol

  • @Mike14264
    @Mike14264 Год назад +133

    Man, this sure was a movie about spy kids and a game they wanted to be over.

  • @garycoleman115
    @garycoleman115 4 года назад +615

    To this day we still don’t know if somebody rung the dinkster

  • @skedaddler1
    @skedaddler1 3 года назад +1171

    grandpa stealing a child then making them disappear is the best scene in animation history

    • @alaughadaymusic5372
      @alaughadaymusic5372 2 года назад +46

      This is both the funniest and scariest thing I have ever seen, especially after missing my lesson

    • @DariaCovington
      @DariaCovington 2 года назад +50

      HE STOLE THE CHILD

    • @thechadpenguin5238
      @thechadpenguin5238 2 года назад +42

      He did it so casually which made it so funny.

    • @pebbles133
      @pebbles133 2 года назад +20

      He took him to epstein Island

    • @jackofclubs6229
      @jackofclubs6229 2 года назад +8

      @@alaughadaymusic5372 Never miss your lesson again or you’ll have your shins broken in Spanish.
      _Duolingo has spoken_

  • @ilanlaham6911
    @ilanlaham6911 4 года назад +901

    "If you look closely, America doesn't exist"
    *zooming in on South America*

    • @ArmoredMexican
      @ArmoredMexican 4 года назад +51

      Because North America wasn’t attached to it

    • @mr.0511
      @mr.0511 4 года назад +30

      North America is only
      In the new game+

    • @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
      @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 4 года назад +16

      You must pay $40 DLC to see Canada, $30 to see Mexico, and $70 to see everything else.

    • @hideofreakingkojima5457
      @hideofreakingkojima5457 4 года назад +4

      Alright, who specifically call South America "America?"

    • @ilanlaham6911
      @ilanlaham6911 4 года назад +9

      @@hideofreakingkojima5457 basically everyone in the American Continent that doesn't live in the United States or Canada

  • @PapaSwall
    @PapaSwall Год назад +49

    Now despite this movie not aging well, it’s still a goated childhood movie

    • @llynxfyre
      @llynxfyre 3 месяца назад +1

      It sure has aged

  • @severalcakes3267
    @severalcakes3267 3 года назад +401

    10:56 *You’re going to Brazil.*
    15:05 That freakout was incredible.

    • @wren_lapis
      @wren_lapis 2 года назад +7

      they just tapped in morse code *awkwardly laugh and lean back slightly in your chair* a minute before that scene

    • @Jeffrey18O
      @Jeffrey18O 2 года назад +4

      Cake *Deads*

  • @Sbevewagon4493
    @Sbevewagon4493 3 года назад +2365

    Let’s be honest considering this whole thing was essentially done by one dude it was a masterpiece

    • @erickzamora921
      @erickzamora921 3 года назад +18

      Explain ?

    • @Zenoferrum
      @Zenoferrum 3 года назад +309

      @@erickzamora921 it was done by one dude and still has a better plot than the star wars sequels.

    • @milo_south3670
      @milo_south3670 3 года назад +146

      I mean the first Wallus and Gromit was made by one dude.
      It took him 6 years.

    • @milo_south3670
      @milo_south3670 3 года назад +192

      @- SageAegis - You take that back, you lying son of a brisket. Wallace and Gromit is a masterpiece and nothing will change that!

    • @spudgeaholic
      @spudgeaholic 3 года назад +5

      @@Zenoferrum "He had us in the first half,not gonna lie"

  • @BlackyChan2.0
    @BlackyChan2.0 3 года назад +2788

    Y’all realize this is the best live action adaptation of SAO right?

  • @council55
    @council55 Год назад +20

    15:04 THE MUSIC STOPPING, HIS HEAD TURNING AND THAT STONEFACED LINE DELIVERY GOT ME ROLLING LMFAOOO 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MidanMagistrate
    @MidanMagistrate 4 года назад +411

    Next time my boyfrind calls me im gonna answer with *"Somebody ring the DINKSTER"*

    • @imatruetexan9950
      @imatruetexan9950 4 года назад +2

      Edged Piberius ok

    • @Mr.Chipper
      @Mr.Chipper 4 года назад +11

      Relationship goals

    • @lampshade7189
      @lampshade7189 4 года назад +7

      As you should

    • @MidanMagistrate
      @MidanMagistrate 4 года назад +5

      Our anniversary is in 9 days so when he calls I'm gonna do that

    • @cookiegal7340
      @cookiegal7340 4 года назад +2

      @@MidanMagistrate Did you actually answer with that 👀👀👀

  • @justsomerandomdude9830
    @justsomerandomdude9830 4 года назад +466

    Bruh imagine your last words on your tombstone is just “cake.”

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 4 года назад +15

      Basically Marie Antoinette, no?

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 4 года назад +30

      Cake was a lie.

    • @penofwildfire
      @penofwildfire 4 года назад +10

      okay but I just want "cake" on my tombstone. Not even my name or when I was alive. Just "Cake".

    • @davidkonevky7372
      @davidkonevky7372 4 года назад +2

      @@E4439Qv5 The "give them cake" line was actually false

    • @E4439Qv5
      @E4439Qv5 4 года назад +3

      @@davidkonevky7372 yeah, I know.
      Thing is, we don't really get to choose our own epitaphs.

  • @echolee7782
    @echolee7782 3 года назад +447

    15:50
    I thought he said "Kink" Instead of "Cake"
    I was questioning *SO MANY THINGS*

    • @dominicparisi2999
      @dominicparisi2999 3 года назад +41

      B U T Y O U S T I L L N E E D T O D I E

    • @MaddieM4
      @MaddieM4 3 года назад +22

      It was electrostimulation, apparently

    • @georgejefferson8048
      @georgejefferson8048 2 года назад +4

      What so you don't have any questions anymore?

    • @RawReviews.
      @RawReviews. 2 года назад +3

      😂

    • @Kolirab15763
      @Kolirab15763 11 месяцев назад +2

      The Guy: *walks up* Cake
      The Guy: *dies*

  • @VanguarDSFG
    @VanguarDSFG Год назад +25

    I loved this movie, especially the hexagon office things, but now i just realized how dangerous it would actually be

  • @glamorouslynothere4785
    @glamorouslynothere4785 3 года назад +1054

    18:16
    This grandpa is literally the American version of every 1000 year old anime master that’s bald and has a long white beard 💃

    • @thanus6636
      @thanus6636 3 года назад +26

      Ah yes, the master of Japanese cartoons

    • @Person-mk7tk
      @Person-mk7tk 3 года назад +19

      @@thanus6636 master wu

    • @samuraiturtle.2637
      @samuraiturtle.2637 3 года назад +20

      Yeah but this one got a Happy Wheels wheelchair

    • @noonecares7397
      @noonecares7397 2 года назад +3

      l

    • @Cmdrbzrd
      @Cmdrbzrd 2 года назад +19

      LONG AGO, BEFORE TIME HAD A NAME, THE FIRST SPINJISTU MASTER CREATED NINJAGO.

  • @morningfaroe612
    @morningfaroe612 4 года назад +294

    i can’t believe elijah wood was in this movie. frodo was also the guy from spy kids for like 10 seconds lol

    • @MintySweetea
      @MintySweetea 4 года назад +9

      he was waht. Nine was in what movie

    • @LocalTorchwoodIntern
      @LocalTorchwoodIntern 4 года назад +2

      Doesnt help that the voice actor for Rex (Generator Rex) was in this movie too

    • @vtechvsmile
      @vtechvsmile 4 года назад +4

      elijah wood is my favorite back to the future character

    • @ararepotato1420
      @ararepotato1420 4 года назад +3

      My head cannon as a kid was when frodo went with Gandalf at the end of TLOTR he became the guy. The guy meaning: "they guy who destroyed the ring."
      My family liked to connect every movie together for some reason.

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад

      @@ararepotato1420 My family did that too, which is probably part of the reason I love crossovers so much as an adult.
      Also probably why every movie with Patrick Stewart in it that's not Star Trek is just Picard in a holodeck. Well, except the X-Men movies, but only because I would love to see the Star Trek TNG/X-Men crossover novel made into a movie and Patrick Stewart playing both Picard and Xavier and seeing how Patrick would emote both characters meeting for the first time.

  • @branflakescereal4174
    @branflakescereal4174 3 года назад +848

    For the robot fight scene, I just realized that in order for the girl to do that spin thing, she would have to break her spine

    • @sageempires1232
      @sageempires1232 3 года назад +51

      Oh lord no

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 3 года назад +59

      Foreshadowing

    • @apollo378
      @apollo378 3 года назад +5

      Uh oh

    • @isaacthomson7483
      @isaacthomson7483 3 года назад +50

      Wait... since she was in a video game she wouldn't break her spine unless the game creater guy added a new break ur spine feature or a glitch that allows u to break ur spine.

    • @MBLobster
      @MBLobster 3 года назад +44

      Not a lot of realism in these games

  • @bensonabernathy4664
    @bensonabernathy4664 Год назад +21

    For me this is Microwave Society's greatest video. I was laughing pretty much the entirety of watching this video.

  • @pixelrunner2775
    @pixelrunner2775 Год назад +612

    "For a kid who doesn't know how to fight, you sure know how to fight" is my new favorite quote in all of film history

  • @SuperLbptutorials
    @SuperLbptutorials 4 года назад +585

    And now Robert Rodriguez directed Alita: battle angel... how far he's come.

    • @onometre
      @onometre 4 года назад +88

      He was making fantastic movies well before this too. This and Sharkboy and Lava girl are definitely his career's nadir

    • @CMan-x7k
      @CMan-x7k 4 года назад +9

      I thought that was James Cameron?

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 4 года назад +21

      onometre so basically these are the (sort of) low budget, probably meant to just be (shown in theaters) and then they get turned into direct-to-dvd movies.

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 4 года назад +39

      How dare he’s fallen from creating this masterpiece to making anime rip-offsZ

    • @fightingmedialounge519
      @fightingmedialounge519 4 года назад +1

      Not exactly dr oofers

  • @anobliviousschizophrenic2274
    @anobliviousschizophrenic2274 4 года назад +892

    90% of the video is just laughing and bad effects

  • @darkpit37
    @darkpit37 Год назад +41

    One thing I somehow never questioned about this franchise is that we're all just supposed to expect that some kid who's whiter than I am with even redder hair than me came from a huge castillian family.

  • @SnobbyBird_
    @SnobbyBird_ 2 года назад +756

    Alternate title: 3 grown men laugh at bolts, grandpas, and flying children for about 19 minutes

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 2 года назад +40

      And hexagons, don't forget the hexagons

    • @clownofclouds
      @clownofclouds Год назад +8

      ​@@Bro-cx2jcnever forget the hexagons!

    • @vidur1903
      @vidur1903 Год назад +4

      3 grown neck beards

    • @tropicalbass5574
      @tropicalbass5574 Год назад +1

      This comment would be tremendously better with commas

    • @SnobbyBird_
      @SnobbyBird_ Год назад +1

      @@tropicalbass5574you’re welcome

  • @dejulesb974
    @dejulesb974 3 года назад +514

    I still can’t believe Stallone is in this movie.

  • @cemeraslan369
    @cemeraslan369 4 года назад +196

    "Spy Kids 3D is The Room for Kids Movies."
    Cool Cat Saves the Kids: Am i a joke to you?

  • @Zeltiar
    @Zeltiar 2 месяца назад +3

    "You are talking to youself, I am you!" is the most funniest things i ever heard.

  • @zdvxr
    @zdvxr 4 года назад +265

    Wait the bad guy is Sylvester Stallone?! I didn’t know who he was when I watched those movies when I was young.
    THE GUY IS ELIJAH WOOD!?!?!?!!

    • @artemisfowldragon
      @artemisfowldragon 4 года назад +4

      Grandpa is kahn

    • @Matieo5678
      @Matieo5678 4 года назад

      I was watching like no wait yes why really? Rocky 🤣

    • @alexisd6106
      @alexisd6106 4 года назад +6

      The girl in the beginning is Selena Gomez and the blond girl is Emily Osment. Their dad is Antonio Banderas. The animal dude is Steve Buscemi.

    • @masterseal0418
      @masterseal0418 4 года назад

      So Frodo Baggins himself is in a Spy Kids movie...

  • @cereusleaf9128
    @cereusleaf9128 3 года назад +256

    “How much cgi should we put in the movies sir?”
    “Yes”

  • @deiatro2127
    @deiatro2127 4 года назад +187

    “At Kiiinngggggssss island!”
    Cincinnati gang just went “whoa”

  • @Random_WarEnthusiast
    @Random_WarEnthusiast Год назад +34

    5:13 "Gentlemen, synchronize your death watches."

  • @anthonyangel5992
    @anthonyangel5992 3 года назад +669

    "I really hate that everything is hexagons!" WandaVision be like

  • @arjb1046
    @arjb1046 4 года назад +291

    Shortly after the release of Spy kids 3D. Rodriguez committed vegetable stew. For he could not bear the shame of creating such an abomination.

    • @chefboiarby304
      @chefboiarby304 4 года назад +10

      You mean the fourth movie?

    • @gamersinacontainer
      @gamersinacontainer 4 года назад +4

      ABOMINATION? This is a MASTERPIECE!

    • @DraconasTenZHG
      @DraconasTenZHG 4 года назад +9

      Spy Kids 1/2/3 are super cheesy yet fun movies
      Spy Kids 4 is the one nobody is talking about and you can tell why just by watching the cursed trailer

    • @gamersinacontainer
      @gamersinacontainer 4 года назад

      @@DraconasTenZHG We don't speak its name!

    • @Soliye.
      @Soliye. 4 года назад +1

      What do you mean ? Spy kids movies were pretty dope back then when watching as a kid

  • @Mariorox1956
    @Mariorox1956 4 года назад +626

    Sharkboy and Lavagirl, thoughts?

  • @al1_u158
    @al1_u158 Год назад +9

    Every CGI could be explained with “it’s just game graphic” and “kids show”

  • @faceofavictim
    @faceofavictim 4 года назад +811

    But he never got her email address 😭

  • @creatureconnor
    @creatureconnor 3 года назад +724

    Anyone else remember actually thinking this was a topnotch movie with great graphics when they were in daycare?!

    • @callmesenpai8266
      @callmesenpai8266 3 года назад +67

      for real man, i thought the frogs looked way better but now seeing it, looks so weird

    • @kmmediafactory
      @kmmediafactory 3 года назад +34

      Same here man, I thought it was amazing when I watched as a kid😆.

    • @dragonmaster3030
      @dragonmaster3030 3 года назад +23

      I remember when I made sharkbiy and lavagirl a annual tradition where I would watch it every year because surprisingly to my knowledge for awhile the movie was aired a single time a year, it's like Hallmark but more obscure

    • @SammPlaysGames
      @SammPlaysGames 2 года назад +8

      I remember it being so good!! And then there's....this.

    • @farlado5459
      @farlado5459 2 года назад +8

      My sister won this on DVD at the local children's museum. We had the other two movies on VHS.

  • @Pumpkin-man
    @Pumpkin-man 4 года назад +132

    16:08 “you fell in love with hatumie niku again!”

    • @Nevalster
      @Nevalster 4 года назад +14

      Turn on the captions and it says: you fell in love with *Watson Mineko* Again

    • @fionamerrigan6260
      @fionamerrigan6260 2 года назад +4

      Isn't it hatsune miku?

    • @RadioactiveSludge
      @RadioactiveSludge Год назад +2

      @@fionamerrigan6260 tis

    • @Eepy_Friend
      @Eepy_Friend Год назад +5

      Her name is Chuck

    • @Poggersman37
      @Poggersman37 Год назад +2

      @@Eepy_Friendi laughed so hard over that

  • @A_Very_Attentive_747
    @A_Very_Attentive_747 Месяц назад +2

    This era of MWS was so beautifully scuffed and I love it

  • @thisisnotmyname4499
    @thisisnotmyname4499 4 года назад +401

    18:07 You keep freaking out over the rocket boots, but then gloss over the 'SPY AWARDS'

    • @ThatNerdGuy0
      @ThatNerdGuy0 3 года назад +21

      maybe its for those who have graduated from spyhood?

  • @spikeynay7381
    @spikeynay7381 4 года назад +142

    This is ready player one but even more of an acid trip

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 4 года назад +3

      Aiden Carlson ready player one 0.5 version

    • @spikeynay7381
      @spikeynay7381 4 года назад +1

      More like .01 version

    • @PotatoVoid255
      @PotatoVoid255 4 года назад +1

      More like Pre(6x) Alpha

  • @DaNintendude
    @DaNintendude 4 года назад +92

    The line that always sticks with me is "The wizard of Atarti....Seg....Nendo!"

  • @reallyannoyingguy6625
    @reallyannoyingguy6625 Год назад +19

    7:20: why the heck does he lose HP for a required level transition? That's terrible game design, stallone.

  • @34Witchdoctor
    @34Witchdoctor 4 года назад +173

    6:12 "Why is he wearing a bra on his face?"
    Dudes! Do you not know Battle Ready Armor when you see it?!

    • @ninjabluefyre3815
      @ninjabluefyre3815 4 года назад +18

      I understood that reference.

    • @buzzsawenthusiast1756
      @buzzsawenthusiast1756 4 года назад +10

      thanks for violently choke slamming me into my childhood memories

    • @Dargonhuman
      @Dargonhuman 4 года назад +1

      That still doesn't answer the question of why he's wearing it on his face...

    • @LowdownMonty
      @LowdownMonty 4 года назад +2

      He looks like a youngster trainer class, but those goggles make me think Team Flare.

  • @jaeger1654
    @jaeger1654 4 года назад +212

    15:49 Frodo Baggins is electrocuted to death

    • @jaeger1654
      @jaeger1654 3 года назад +4

      no

    • @shaggystoner5235
      @shaggystoner5235 3 года назад +14

      *C a k e*

    • @Narrowgaugesteamer
      @Narrowgaugesteamer 3 года назад +5

      C A K E B E L I K E

    • @crusty_
      @crusty_ 3 года назад +4

      cake is a lie

    • @loasoda2
      @loasoda2 3 года назад +2

      Imagine your last words being "cake" before getting electrocuted painfully to death

  • @hannahm.3836
    @hannahm.3836 4 года назад +73

    Nobody:
    Not a single soul:
    That one guy on a go-kart: Ha hA KArT Go WEeeEEeEeEEeeEeEEEeE

  • @QWRTkeyboard
    @QWRTkeyboard Год назад +47

    18:17 Happy Wheels

  • @BlazeVR1046
    @BlazeVR1046 2 года назад +440

    13:34
    "I never even got her email adress"
    I laughed so hard I couldn't breathe😂
    Edit: over 400 likes! Thanks guys!

  • @AzumarillConGafasBv
    @AzumarillConGafasBv 4 года назад +373

    "Attention Gamers"
    *after saying that, a random child murders a girl, truly, doing a pro-gamer move*

    • @Lettucem3n
      @Lettucem3n 3 года назад +12

      She breathed.

    • @alexpham8160
      @alexpham8160 3 года назад +2

      *gender equality at it's finest*

  • @MDPace
    @MDPace 4 года назад +98

    Man this movie is nostalgia, went to the theater to see this

  • @theflickchick9850
    @theflickchick9850 2 месяца назад +1

    It's been four years. I remember when this had only, like, ten thousand views or so. And now I'm back because I STILL quote it daily. "WELCOME BACK RIDERS HOW WAS THAT RIIIIIDE"

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 4 года назад +246

    Sword Art Online live action edition: the netflix adaptation

    • @sweetcinnamonpnchkin
      @sweetcinnamonpnchkin 4 года назад +22

      An actual improvement

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 4 года назад +6

      @@sweetcinnamonpnchkin facts

    • @AzumarillConGafasBv
      @AzumarillConGafasBv 4 года назад +16

      Sword Art Online except it doesn't has Kirito and is actually enjoyable after chapter 1

    • @derekmayers-louther
      @derekmayers-louther 4 года назад +6

      @@AzumarillConGafasBv sao isn't even a bad thing its just meh not every anime is a masterpiecr

    • @colingznetworkplus4618
      @colingznetworkplus4618 4 года назад +5

      But the actual show is better than this

  • @AnonEMus-cp2mn
    @AnonEMus-cp2mn 4 года назад +67

    "I was standing in line to buy my copy of the biggest virtual reality game in history"
    *CYBERPUNK 2077*

  • @betaplain297
    @betaplain297 4 года назад +113

    i like how washington is just a picture of downtown austin

    • @jaybirdsingleton2472
      @jaybirdsingleton2472 4 года назад +4

      Spy kids 2 had a scene at Austin’s capital building too. I think spy kids had rights to the Texas capital building

    • @SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333
      @SomeGuyWhoPlaysGames333 3 года назад +1

      Wait, that’s supposed to be Washington DC?

  • @FallingDrop234
    @FallingDrop234 Год назад +31

    14:10 Am I the only guy who realized he’s not actually bald?

  • @amymartin213
    @amymartin213 4 года назад +756

    "VeggieTales was their best video"
    Spy Kids: "Allow us to introduce ourselves"
    Edit: Thanks for the likes!

  • @atomicghost775
    @atomicghost775 3 года назад +81

    " for a kid that dosent know how to fight, you sure now how to fight" line has the same energy as " people die when they are killed".

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 2 года назад +3

      "the blue is sky"

  • @Anonymous-73
    @Anonymous-73 4 года назад +2424

    This is just Ready Player One for kids

    • @Dr.Oofers
      @Dr.Oofers 4 года назад +75

      Anonymous 73 It’s the 0.5 version dude, be nice to the devs 😔

    • @Anonymous-73
      @Anonymous-73 4 года назад +43

      @@Dr.Oofers i wonder what the alpha was like

    • @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171
      @thesupervideogamenerdmore3171 4 года назад +96

      Film - Ready Player One
      Netflix Adaptation - Spy Kids 3D
      RUclips Skit Adaptation - Spy Kids 4

    • @GordonN661
      @GordonN661 4 года назад +20

      But better

    • @JNSStudios
      @JNSStudios 4 года назад +57

      This movie walked so Ready Player One could run

  • @dagothur3592
    @dagothur3592 Год назад +7

    I like how they show a child playing the game with glasses and a controller, but Juni had to go through a damn wormhole to enter the matrix.

  • @EmrysMalcolm
    @EmrysMalcolm 4 года назад +36

    I have very faint memories of a few scenes from this movie that I saw at summer camp as a kid, but had no idea what it was. Thank you for answering this question that has been bothering me for years.

  • @buurbagturd3539
    @buurbagturd3539 4 года назад +38

    dude the avengers assemble scene is actually so beautiful, with the robot children and the flying pig, it is just so batshit insane without context

  • @irain4927
    @irain4927 4 года назад +137

    "This is DoWnToWn WaShInGtOn!"
    *Texas flag waves in the background on the Austin capital*

  • @MrBountyMan
    @MrBountyMan Месяц назад +3

    To this day this is still one of the best MS videos ever.

  • @dripichoke9492
    @dripichoke9492 4 года назад +305

    Was that “Wake Up” from Chop Suey! by System Of A Down

    • @MicrowaveSociety
      @MicrowaveSociety  4 года назад +56

      Yes, it was indeed WAKE UP from Chop Suey! - System Of A Down

    • @bighomie8553
      @bighomie8553 4 года назад +21

      TABLE

    • @tbana2396
      @tbana2396 4 года назад +6

      @@bighomie8553 TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE TABLE

    • @a.bstopmotions6871
      @a.bstopmotions6871 4 года назад +1

      Can I ask how Josiah did those sound effects cause I’ve been trying to do that with my keyboard

  • @knightlygrahamcracker
    @knightlygrahamcracker 4 года назад +170

    This movie was my childhood and only now do I realize how incredible it is

  • @ghhn4505
    @ghhn4505 3 года назад +234

    Holy shit, this is the hardest I've laughed at a video in a while. You guys have great chemistry, subscribed like halfway through.

    • @kmmediafactory
      @kmmediafactory 3 года назад +5

      Agree man, very good chemistry 😆

    • @patdadysworld
      @patdadysworld Год назад

      @@kmmediafactory im a little silly laugher i like to listen to funny talk man get my mood poppy bubble tummy

  • @UrLoPi02
    @UrLoPi02 2 месяца назад +10

    7:13 Dr robotnik after discoving what shadow did to his wife and that he is on the abandoned space station

  • @gumdropp2264
    @gumdropp2264 3 года назад +362

    12:11 THE FACT THAT THEY STUCK HIS HEAD ON THE GIRLS BODY WAS SO UNEXPECTED I ACTUALLY STARTED CACKLING PLEASE I WAS IN TEARS BECAUSE OF THIS

  • @CheeseWeegee
    @CheeseWeegee 4 года назад +68

    The "Somebody ring the Dinkster" scene sticks with me because of that channel that posts that scene every day

  • @isaacandluxo5463
    @isaacandluxo5463 4 года назад +151

    Jude: “this is the best written portion of the movie”
    *literally ten seconds later*
    *“I wanna kill myself”*

  • @RadeonVega64
    @RadeonVega64 2 месяца назад +8

    3:24 haha car go weeeeeee

  • @minetieplays2092
    @minetieplays2092 2 года назад +225

    Microwave society: “why is everything hexagons?!”
    CGP grey: “allow me to introduce myself”

    • @noahhamilton5974
      @noahhamilton5974 2 года назад +1

      True

    • @Bro-cx2jc
      @Bro-cx2jc 2 года назад +7

      I think it's a poke at the Pentagon, just a way of saying the OSS is the Spy Kids version of it and going all out to make sure people get what they're acting like lmao and it's one of those things that easily went over my head as a kid

    • @minimappering
      @minimappering 2 года назад

      lmao

    • @minimappering
      @minimappering 2 года назад

      he did make a vid on them being awesome

    • @minetieplays2092
      @minetieplays2092 2 года назад

      @@minimappering yes that's what I was referencing

  • @sircrabsalot4840
    @sircrabsalot4840 3 года назад +309

    the movie has npc levels of dialogue and I love it

    • @wren_lapis
      @wren_lapis 2 года назад +9

      nah, these guys wish they were npc's.

    • @diamondmetal3062
      @diamondmetal3062 2 года назад +19

      “Have you heard of the high elves?”
      “She never gave me her email address…”

  • @sargentnecklaceb.funklesti3891
    @sargentnecklaceb.funklesti3891 4 года назад +146

    I require this illustrious course of power and humor.

  • @makthemaniac1
    @makthemaniac1 Год назад +5

    I can imagine just going bowling and you get a strike then this entire movie plays, completely uncut

  • @diegogarcicruz6134
    @diegogarcicruz6134 3 года назад +83

    7:13 This is more funny than it has any right to be. He just gets launched like a ragdoll

    • @JazzyPantsINC
      @JazzyPantsINC 2 года назад +10

      It’s cuz their laugh makes it even funnier

  • @ForTheOmnissiah
    @ForTheOmnissiah 4 года назад +40

    15:48 I legitimately just spit out some of my drink in shock and exclaimed "IS THAT ELIJAH WOOD?!" This movie came out the same year as RETURN OF THE KING. Debated as one of the greatest film series ever, won countless awards, Elijah Wood being the forefront of the AMAZING acting in the series... AND HE TOOK PART IN THIS ATROCITY OF A MOVIE I JUST

  • @daemonxdog3477
    @daemonxdog3477 4 года назад +259

    3:22 Me pretending to play the racing games at the arcade when I ran out of tokens.