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  • @Twitch0n3
    @Twitch0n3 9 лет назад +383

    the world needs another zach galifianakis stand up dvd.

    • @davidhallett9460
      @davidhallett9460 4 года назад +1

      @George Georgia Nah that's greedy bro! This amount of condensed quality will last me for a lifetime. Galifianakis' are for ever! I'm drunk, I want more too tongueface

    • @trenpire
      @trenpire 3 года назад

      Fax

  • @ellendinkelmann9342
    @ellendinkelmann9342 10 лет назад +436

    He has the funniest sense of humor.

    • @bhunji1850
      @bhunji1850 6 лет назад +1

      "Hey that's the guy from Hangover" is his humor.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 2 года назад

      I love that list of looks 😂

  • @SigWahrheit
    @SigWahrheit 8 лет назад +77

    "He died of high fiving"
    fucking laughed for a good minute

    • @Michael_Michaels
      @Michael_Michaels 8 лет назад +5

      +SigWahrheit you missed the time reference: 6:47

  • @iamjustamazin
    @iamjustamazin 10 лет назад +513

    I am on an SNL monologue spree....and gotta say, this seems like the best one!

    • @odradekk
      @odradekk 5 лет назад +2

      Vladimir Makarov sure that

    • @simeon7450
      @simeon7450 4 года назад +1

      you are kidding right?

    • @Mitch19222
      @Mitch19222 3 года назад +22

      Louis ck's are pretty amazing

    • @joefelice5062
      @joefelice5062 3 года назад

      Vince Vaughn where he goes into the audience.

    • @bradlloyd6261
      @bradlloyd6261 3 года назад

      It is!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @danidakota276
    @danidakota276 9 лет назад +234

    Zach is absolutely great and amazingly talented. He is so different from all the other comedians, original and true. His sense of humor is brutally honest, a bit weird,but crazy funny and his every joke is a winner. He's a genius.

  • @tawandaJerry
    @tawandaJerry 10 лет назад +208

    Best monologue ever

    • @ollihro82
      @ollihro82 9 лет назад

      its good bit its the same for 10 years... except it always was "a ticket for being a whussy" not a gaylord.
      there are several shows that csn be found on youtube

  • @Arcanecide
    @Arcanecide 3 года назад +81

    Genuinely impressed with how well the band joined and blended themselves in perfectly. Accentuating the notes after a punchline and quickly quieting solemly for the next setup, really really well done

    • @daandemeyer1708
      @daandemeyer1708 3 года назад +3

      You think that’s not rehersed?

    • @Arcanecide
      @Arcanecide 3 года назад +14

      @@daandemeyer1708 yOu tHiNk ThAtS nOt rEhEaRsEd

    • @SONOFABITCH
      @SONOFABITCH Год назад

      @@daandemeyer1708 Somebody got ratio'd.

    • @liamingrouille9905
      @liamingrouille9905 Год назад

      @@daandemeyer1708 bruh

  • @siamakgilak3475
    @siamakgilak3475 5 лет назад +324

    "I live in Brooklyn and um..."
    *audience applaud
    *
    "and I hate it."
    Thank you Zach for that.

  • @zajacattack
    @zajacattack 2 года назад +55

    "Kilometers Davis" is the greatest joke and the crowd does not appreciate it enough

    • @italoblu
      @italoblu 2 года назад +6

      They appreciated it fine, just say you like the joke and move on.

    • @enjolras76
      @enjolras76 Год назад +1

      nup its sad, right?

    • @RS54321
      @RS54321 10 месяцев назад +3

      This Canuck greatly appreciated it. 🍁

  • @thefrayfann
    @thefrayfann 3 года назад +31

    The music when the band comes in is actually pretty sweet

  • @OyonikaAkinoyo
    @OyonikaAkinoyo 10 лет назад +78

    "I'm Greek. This isn't a beard. This is part of my eyebrow".. :')

  • @enzomaxfranklin1373
    @enzomaxfranklin1373 8 лет назад +71

    When he said "hey everybody here comes the chuchu" the subtitles said ...
    "Okay"

  • @Nickel138
    @Nickel138 3 года назад +90

    “Hoobastank is here! No? Who is it?” That’s an amazing joke for so many reasons.

    • @yasisoufi
      @yasisoufi 3 года назад +2

      I died!! It was great!

    • @scottuto
      @scottuto 3 года назад +1

      fuck that it was a tease

    • @AndreasDevig
      @AndreasDevig 3 года назад +8

      Who... bah-stank

    • @jennacross973
      @jennacross973 3 года назад +8

      Heard this when it first came out... And years later I still randomly use this joke in places . And no one ever gets it 😂 which just cracks me up more .

    • @brianbrant6079
      @brianbrant6079 3 года назад +6

      And the reason is you.

  • @viralbhalla4013
    @viralbhalla4013 7 лет назад +85

    one of the best SNL monologues ever!!

  • @towedarray7217
    @towedarray7217 3 года назад +23

    One of the best monologues in the history of this show. I mean it. He is so good.

  • @henhenhen19
    @henhenhen19 2 года назад +6

    imagine the control room going "Zoom out camera 3, so we can see him tugging himself as the choo choo arrives"

  • @konstantswank3030
    @konstantswank3030 4 года назад +19

    "I like dark comedy. That's why I like the Wayans brothers" 🤣

  • @sbalcooldlamini6867
    @sbalcooldlamini6867 7 лет назад +19

    "applying chapstick daintly..."😂😂😂😂

  • @Gr8Layks
    @Gr8Layks 9 лет назад +107

    One of the best SNL monologues of ALL TIME!

    • @outNoutCHARMED
      @outNoutCHARMED 8 лет назад

      Yes

    • @Gr8Layks
      @Gr8Layks 5 лет назад

      Add Louis CK’s monologue about the 70s. Wow!

    • @ME-zp9co
      @ME-zp9co Год назад

      Compared to Stephen Seagull??

  • @nikolaskivilahti9343
    @nikolaskivilahti9343 3 года назад +14

    This man is so good to the world. Gentle and wonderful.

  • @lidette711
    @lidette711 6 лет назад +81

    Kilometers Davis! XD

    • @orestispalampougioukis6043
      @orestispalampougioukis6043 4 года назад

      Can someone explain that to me? I am missing the reference.

    • @alikolik8984
      @alikolik8984 4 года назад

      Orestis Palampougioukis in Canada they use kilometer instead of miles like U.S.

    • @230leo8
      @230leo8 4 года назад

      @@alikolik8984 also miles davis is a jazz musician, so he made the joke.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 3 года назад +1

      @@orestispalampougioukis6043 IRA a play on words, Miles is a name & a form if measurement used in us, but others use the metric system

  • @roloug95
    @roloug95 10 лет назад +26

    HEY EVERYBODY HERE COMES THE CHOO CHOO

  • @SS-dh5nt
    @SS-dh5nt 10 месяцев назад +4

    I cannot get enough of this guy 😂

  • @arjunviswam
    @arjunviswam 3 года назад +14

    Omg , i forgot how good this monologue was . Most underrated one ever

    • @gardenlover9663
      @gardenlover9663 2 года назад

      I am counting every "this is underrated" comment. This is no. 5.

  • @w336o4
    @w336o4 2 года назад +11

    I've wayched a lot of SNL this is one of the best monologues of the modern era. Just lots of great jokes delivered perfectly.

  • @pronemanoldbutyoung5548
    @pronemanoldbutyoung5548 5 лет назад +10

    Wow a tribute to Victor Borge! ”Myles Davis, Kilometers Davis” 😂 You sir, Zach, just rose a few steps!

  • @viennx
    @viennx 10 лет назад +81

    'look i'm greek this is not a beard this is part of my eyebrow' hahahahahahaha WTF

    • @infamoust.7500
      @infamoust.7500 9 лет назад +2

      as a greek,i dont get this at all because its inaccurate

    • @carlosgustafsson9393
      @carlosgustafsson9393 9 лет назад

      It's very accurate u Greeks have a lot of eyebrow hair hahahaha

    • @infamoust.7500
      @infamoust.7500 9 лет назад

      i dont know,its normal like almost every other country,not hating or anything i just dont get this.Whatever..

    • @carlosgustafsson9393
      @carlosgustafsson9393 9 лет назад +1

      InFamous T. haha im joking mate, greece done well in the world cup but they should've beat costa rice m8

    • @infamoust.7500
      @infamoust.7500 9 лет назад

      yeah that was a disaster :P

  • @grandmotherproductions9380
    @grandmotherproductions9380 Год назад +2

    Oh man, that choo choo line kills me. I'm laughing while writing this

  • @bertkylian
    @bertkylian 5 лет назад +8

    "Oh you outta that one? Just give me the vice president of ultimate frisbee" HAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂

  • @jamesren4665
    @jamesren4665 3 года назад +3

    I could listen to the instrumentals all night.

  • @The-Study-Shed
    @The-Study-Shed 5 лет назад +9

    Damn, this guy is a legend! one of the best monologues for sure

  • @lola92393
    @lola92393 10 лет назад +15

    my fav monologue

  • @prakitk
    @prakitk 4 года назад +7

    Damn! Good saxphone solo at the intro!

  • @hellrazer7681
    @hellrazer7681 6 лет назад +7

    That eye contact at the piano though

  • @Noneofthateverhappened
    @Noneofthateverhappened 6 лет назад +3

    Love you, Zach. You're the greatest.

  • @bokchoy997
    @bokchoy997 4 года назад +3

    Ok but the instrumental was so soothing...

  • @shahemasoyan9129
    @shahemasoyan9129 5 лет назад +2

    One of the best SNL monologues, creative and funny!!

  • @ericmsandoval
    @ericmsandoval 3 года назад +8

    The band joining in with him is actually very very good lol

  • @Drakeshit
    @Drakeshit 8 лет назад +28

    at 6:48 you can hear somebody playing a wind instrument let out a laugh

  • @LarryParane
    @LarryParane 6 лет назад +8

    This is a solid monologue and definitely on Top 10 all-time

  • @shilpaoommen4407
    @shilpaoommen4407 4 года назад +14

    "He died of high fiving"..😆😆

  • @snowdjagha
    @snowdjagha 10 лет назад +1

    The piano part with the quick delivery jokes is genius!

  • @MatusDubrava
    @MatusDubrava 4 года назад

    zach for the win. last 1-2 weeks searching for videos him doing the best satire parody these days for me

  • @epvtrinidad
    @epvtrinidad 8 лет назад +11

    4:04-4:09 solid gold -- Between Two Ferns reference

  • @annamarie6712
    @annamarie6712 10 лет назад +7

    This monologue was just soooo funny, too many good bits to quote, lol @ I'm Greek this isn't a beard it's just part of my eyebrow!

  • @albertcallwood5478
    @albertcallwood5478 3 года назад +3

    Hey everybody here comes the choo-choo ........oh I’m dying 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @noodlehead69
    @noodlehead69 11 месяцев назад +1

    I really like the piano music he's playing. It's beautiful and calming. Very nice.

  • @michaelnewman3671
    @michaelnewman3671 Год назад

    “Kilometer Davis” lmao I love seeing this randomly pop on my feed. Such a icon. He’s such an underrated comic.

  • @VeryLoki
    @VeryLoki 2 года назад

    this is one of my favourites.

  • @TheGonzaloMagic
    @TheGonzaloMagic 8 лет назад +6

    Everything he says in the piano is a top comment on youtube. This man is a greek god.

  • @TVBCStudios
    @TVBCStudios Год назад +1

    Still watching this.....pure hilarious-ness!!!!!

  • @imagicrockstar1122
    @imagicrockstar1122 3 года назад +1

    Such a great monologue. I'm from charlotte nc and Zack is from wilkesboro nc. Inspirational.

  • @billystar1306
    @billystar1306 Год назад

    "He died of high fiving..".. One of the best jokes in human history. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!

  • @laurentiudilja
    @laurentiudilja 10 лет назад +1

    funny as hell! Love it! Best monologue at SNL I've ever seen!

  • @jsteeles
    @jsteeles 3 года назад

    love u zach

  • @TheCraftMansion
    @TheCraftMansion 4 года назад +4

    6:26 i laughed my ass off 😂😂😂

  • @bridgecross
    @bridgecross Год назад +9

    I just realized, Zach Galifianakis is like Robin Williams if he wasn't manic. It's actually funnier.

  • @matthewsnyder674
    @matthewsnyder674 2 месяца назад

    this is the greatest thing i've ever seen

  • @Robbthelytt
    @Robbthelytt 3 года назад

    OMG! this was great!!!!

  • @successmaharjan2906
    @successmaharjan2906 5 лет назад +10

    Stop clapping stop clapping....... That was funny.

  • @markozivanovic117
    @markozivanovic117 4 года назад +1

    That music was beautiful.

  • @danw2940
    @danw2940 5 лет назад

    Transcendent music with hilarious jokes. I think I just watched the best SNL monologue ever!!!

  • @darkflora6948
    @darkflora6948 4 года назад

    he is talented great man

  • @milanpintar
    @milanpintar 2 месяца назад

    what a legend

  • @Bigmummy13
    @Bigmummy13 2 года назад

    Omg! Everything he says is platinum!

  • @agrarianarc
    @agrarianarc Год назад

    One of the greatest

  • @natethegreat7821
    @natethegreat7821 3 года назад

    How has this not even hit 1 million

  • @JustDreamingLife
    @JustDreamingLife 10 лет назад +1

    ahahah I love this guy!

  • @guanyu4u
    @guanyu4u 10 лет назад +10

    I went to my high school reunion.. it was very weird, cuz I was home-schooled

  • @maxbonanno8652
    @maxbonanno8652 4 года назад +6

    This is one of the best modern snl monologues

  • @ColocasiaCorm
    @ColocasiaCorm 2 года назад

    i really enjoyed the music!

  • @jakubmarszaek8330
    @jakubmarszaek8330 3 года назад +1

    Lol. I like how he started. He was for while a writer for SNL

  • @ronitchodhray
    @ronitchodhray 2 года назад

    Best ever

  • @jimmybrock7660
    @jimmybrock7660 3 года назад

    Legendary..

  • @Turkiye958
    @Turkiye958 3 года назад

    This guy is great 👍

  • @asylumchoir4586
    @asylumchoir4586 3 года назад +1

    I have been waiting to see this again for YEARS!!! Especially for the, “gaylord,” part.

  • @jefffarmer5785
    @jefffarmer5785 Год назад

    Hilarious, Witty, w/a dynamic/friendly personality... What a guy-!!! 🤔😁😆🤣👍✌

  • @viennx
    @viennx 10 лет назад +9

    and apart from being the best comedian ever - he's an AMAZING pianist!

    • @drewwalker101
      @drewwalker101 2 года назад

      He is only playing the black keys and it’s hard to sound bad if you just stick to those. I sent this 7 years ago but for some reason it just now posted

  • @andresguty
    @andresguty 3 года назад +3

    “Kilometers Davis”

  • @MattiaDeG
    @MattiaDeG 8 лет назад +19

    Hey snl, here's a comedy lesson for you, try to learn.

  • @HealthyBodyForLife
    @HealthyBodyForLife 3 года назад +1

    Best snl monologue ever!!! havent seen a ton but man hes so funny and doesnt give a fuck

  • @fahrigonzo
    @fahrigonzo 6 лет назад +1

    This music alone is just FUCK YES

  • @anandabraham1792
    @anandabraham1792 2 года назад

    Best ever not just on snl

  • @davidmiller7232
    @davidmiller7232 Год назад

    He was in a high fiving accident. Genius. Hoobastank is here😂😂

  • @phillipwhaley7759
    @phillipwhaley7759 3 года назад +1

    zach galifianakis is sooo funny

  • @tinashekitchen1124
    @tinashekitchen1124 10 лет назад +10

    Hoobastank is here hahaha

  • @Alex_1729
    @Alex_1729 8 лет назад +66

    I like his originality, reminds me of Louis CK, but much more weird :D

    • @stairwaves
      @stairwaves 8 лет назад +16

      you know between two ferns? its just genius. if you watch the epsiode with brad pitt you'll find something you'll like :D

  • @elvisjimpa100
    @elvisjimpa100 5 лет назад +2

    Zach is a honest guy.He just have a werry ironical and sarcastic attitude and dry humor.People with his Comedy style are often intelligent.He can analyze comedians and jump from style to style just by being himself in a natural way and i think thats werry impressive.The tradical thing is that its not Zach that are weird.Its the people that are stupid.I know exactly what he are saying in every joke even if he are sarcastic or not.Its not hard to read between the line if you are a good people person.Sorry but i just dont think people need to call a guy weird when he clearly make more sens then most people.

  • @georgemayers4476
    @georgemayers4476 5 лет назад +1

    Big fan of him

  • @sausagesandwich9501
    @sausagesandwich9501 4 года назад

    Gold

  • @tashp9189
    @tashp9189 10 лет назад +2

    Classic sneakers with a suit haha

  • @RHINOSAUR
    @RHINOSAUR 2 года назад

    Genius

  • @DJElectraFry
    @DJElectraFry Год назад

    I met him once, he was wearing a baby Pink polo shirt. Smoooooooth.

  • @PauloSilva-ox7xt
    @PauloSilva-ox7xt 5 лет назад +6

    The piano theme is really nice! Was he the one playing? If so he's good...

  • @LafriteRip
    @LafriteRip 7 лет назад

    this guy is a genius

  • @mynameiskikko13
    @mynameiskikko13 3 года назад

    that was the best.

  • @alicemestria4373
    @alicemestria4373 4 года назад

    Hoobastank is here 😂 Always use this when talking about Vampire Weekend

  • @ENigma-um8zw
    @ENigma-um8zw Год назад

    “Hey awe those Cawgo Showts?

  • @3squ1l0
    @3squ1l0 Год назад +3

    0:13 Can we all just appreciate the unsolicited ass tap attaboy by Zach, the extra vibe the bassist entered to stay on rhythm to counter the distraction, and the chuckle from the lead guitarist for witnessing it all happen live?

  • @2Cat90
    @2Cat90 Год назад +1

    Zach is a genius. That's all I have to say about that.