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Комментарии • 352

  • @Twitch0n3
    @Twitch0n3 9 лет назад +385

    the world needs another zach galifianakis stand up dvd.

    • @davidhallett9460
      @davidhallett9460 5 лет назад +1

      @George Georgia Nah that's greedy bro! This amount of condensed quality will last me for a lifetime. Galifianakis' are for ever! I'm drunk, I want more too tongueface

    • @trenpire
      @trenpire 4 года назад

      Fax

  • @tawandaJerry
    @tawandaJerry 10 лет назад +209

    Best monologue ever

    • @ollihro82
      @ollihro82 9 лет назад

      its good bit its the same for 10 years... except it always was "a ticket for being a whussy" not a gaylord.
      there are several shows that csn be found on youtube

  • @ellendinkelmann9342
    @ellendinkelmann9342 10 лет назад +437

    He has the funniest sense of humor.

    • @bhunji1850
      @bhunji1850 6 лет назад +1

      "Hey that's the guy from Hangover" is his humor.

    • @samanthab1923
      @samanthab1923 3 года назад

      I love that list of looks 😂

  • @Redmayne152
    @Redmayne152 3 года назад +86

    Genuinely impressed with how well the band joined and blended themselves in perfectly. Accentuating the notes after a punchline and quickly quieting solemly for the next setup, really really well done

    • @daandemeyer1708
      @daandemeyer1708 3 года назад +3

      You think that’s not rehersed?

    • @Redmayne152
      @Redmayne152 3 года назад +13

      @@daandemeyer1708 yOu tHiNk ThAtS nOt rEhEaRsEd

    • @SONOFABITCH
      @SONOFABITCH 2 года назад

      @@daandemeyer1708 Somebody got ratio'd.

    • @liamingrouille9905
      @liamingrouille9905 Год назад

      @@daandemeyer1708 bruh

    • @guitarskin9758
      @guitarskin9758 2 месяца назад

      I'm impressed by his hability to play well and do stand up

  • @SigWahrheit
    @SigWahrheit 9 лет назад +84

    "He died of high fiving"
    fucking laughed for a good minute

    • @Michael_Michaels
      @Michael_Michaels 8 лет назад +5

      +SigWahrheit you missed the time reference: 6:47

  • @danidakota276
    @danidakota276 10 лет назад +236

    Zach is absolutely great and amazingly talented. He is so different from all the other comedians, original and true. His sense of humor is brutally honest, a bit weird,but crazy funny and his every joke is a winner. He's a genius.

  • @thefrayfann
    @thefrayfann 3 года назад +34

    The music when the band comes in is actually pretty sweet

  • @zajacattack
    @zajacattack 3 года назад +60

    "Kilometers Davis" is the greatest joke and the crowd does not appreciate it enough

    • @italoblu
      @italoblu 2 года назад +7

      They appreciated it fine, just say you like the joke and move on.

    • @enjolras76
      @enjolras76 Год назад +1

      nup its sad, right?

    • @RS54321
      @RS54321 Год назад +3

      This Canuck greatly appreciated it. 🍁

  • @Nickel138
    @Nickel138 4 года назад +93

    “Hoobastank is here! No? Who is it?” That’s an amazing joke for so many reasons.

    • @yasisoufi
      @yasisoufi 4 года назад +2

      I died!! It was great!

    • @scottuto
      @scottuto 4 года назад +1

      fuck that it was a tease

    • @AndreasDevig
      @AndreasDevig 3 года назад +8

      Who... bah-stank

    • @jennacross973
      @jennacross973 3 года назад +8

      Heard this when it first came out... And years later I still randomly use this joke in places . And no one ever gets it 😂 which just cracks me up more .

    • @brianbrant6079
      @brianbrant6079 3 года назад +6

      And the reason is you.

  • @viralbhalla
    @viralbhalla 8 лет назад +86

    one of the best SNL monologues ever!!

  • @OyonikaAkinoyo
    @OyonikaAkinoyo 10 лет назад +79

    "I'm Greek. This isn't a beard. This is part of my eyebrow".. :')

  • @enzomaxfranklin1373
    @enzomaxfranklin1373 9 лет назад +73

    When he said "hey everybody here comes the chuchu" the subtitles said ...
    "Okay"

  • @Gr8Layks
    @Gr8Layks 9 лет назад +108

    One of the best SNL monologues of ALL TIME!

    • @outNoutCHARMED
      @outNoutCHARMED 8 лет назад

      Yes

    • @Gr8Layks
      @Gr8Layks 6 лет назад

      Add Louis CK’s monologue about the 70s. Wow!

    • @ME-zp9co
      @ME-zp9co Год назад

      Compared to Stephen Seagull??

  • @towedarray7217
    @towedarray7217 3 года назад +24

    One of the best monologues in the history of this show. I mean it. He is so good.

  • @lidette711
    @lidette711 6 лет назад +82

    Kilometers Davis! XD

    • @orestispalampougioukis6043
      @orestispalampougioukis6043 5 лет назад

      Can someone explain that to me? I am missing the reference.

    • @alikolik8984
      @alikolik8984 5 лет назад

      Orestis Palampougioukis in Canada they use kilometer instead of miles like U.S.

    • @230leo8
      @230leo8 4 года назад

      @@alikolik8984 also miles davis is a jazz musician, so he made the joke.

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 4 года назад +1

      @@orestispalampougioukis6043 IRA a play on words, Miles is a name & a form if measurement used in us, but others use the metric system

  • @konstantswank3030
    @konstantswank3030 5 лет назад +21

    "I like dark comedy. That's why I like the Wayans brothers" 🤣

    • @kurtsudheim825
      @kurtsudheim825 4 года назад +1

      Saw that possible coming, but still

  • @arjunviswam
    @arjunviswam 3 года назад +14

    Omg , i forgot how good this monologue was . Most underrated one ever

    • @gardenlover9663
      @gardenlover9663 3 года назад

      I am counting every "this is underrated" comment. This is no. 5.

  • @sbalcooldlamini6867
    @sbalcooldlamini6867 8 лет назад +19

    "applying chapstick daintly..."😂😂😂😂

  • @henhenhen19
    @henhenhen19 2 года назад +6

    imagine the control room going "Zoom out camera 3, so we can see him tugging himself as the choo choo arrives"

  • @SS-dh5nt
    @SS-dh5nt Год назад +5

    I cannot get enough of this guy 😂

  • @roloug95
    @roloug95 10 лет назад +27

    HEY EVERYBODY HERE COMES THE CHOO CHOO

  • @siamakgilak3475
    @siamakgilak3475 5 лет назад +328

    "I live in Brooklyn and um..."
    *audience applaud
    *
    "and I hate it."
    Thank you Zach for that.

  • @bridgecross
    @bridgecross 2 года назад +12

    I just realized, Zach Galifianakis is like Robin Williams if he wasn't manic. It's actually funnier.

  • @pronemanoldbutyoung5548
    @pronemanoldbutyoung5548 5 лет назад +11

    Wow a tribute to Victor Borge! ”Myles Davis, Kilometers Davis” 😂 You sir, Zach, just rose a few steps!

  • @viennx
    @viennx 10 лет назад +82

    'look i'm greek this is not a beard this is part of my eyebrow' hahahahahahaha WTF

    • @infamoust.7500
      @infamoust.7500 10 лет назад +2

      as a greek,i dont get this at all because its inaccurate

    • @carlosgustafsson9393
      @carlosgustafsson9393 10 лет назад

      It's very accurate u Greeks have a lot of eyebrow hair hahahaha

    • @infamoust.7500
      @infamoust.7500 10 лет назад

      i dont know,its normal like almost every other country,not hating or anything i just dont get this.Whatever..

    • @carlosgustafsson9393
      @carlosgustafsson9393 10 лет назад +1

      InFamous T. haha im joking mate, greece done well in the world cup but they should've beat costa rice m8

    • @infamoust.7500
      @infamoust.7500 10 лет назад

      yeah that was a disaster :P

  • @grandmotherproductions9380
    @grandmotherproductions9380 2 года назад +3

    Oh man, that choo choo line kills me. I'm laughing while writing this

  • @bertkylian
    @bertkylian 5 лет назад +9

    "Oh you outta that one? Just give me the vice president of ultimate frisbee" HAHAHAHAHA 😂😂😂

  • @The-Study-Shed
    @The-Study-Shed 6 лет назад +9

    Damn, this guy is a legend! one of the best monologues for sure

  • @lola92393
    @lola92393 10 лет назад +15

    my fav monologue

  • @ericmsandoval
    @ericmsandoval 3 года назад +8

    The band joining in with him is actually very very good lol

  • @LarryParane
    @LarryParane 6 лет назад +8

    This is a solid monologue and definitely on Top 10 all-time

  • @bokchoy997
    @bokchoy997 5 лет назад +3

    Ok but the instrumental was so soothing...

  • @hellrazer7681
    @hellrazer7681 6 лет назад +7

    That eye contact at the piano though

  • @shilpaoommen4407
    @shilpaoommen4407 5 лет назад +14

    "He died of high fiving"..😆😆

  • @2nite782
    @2nite782 3 года назад +220

    I hope everyone knows that he goes up there having nothing on his mind and then feeds off the pressure. He’s a comedy legend that got overshadowed by his movies.

    • @andresbarriga5305
      @andresbarriga5305 3 года назад +9

      His stand-up is truly a thing to behold.

    • @cmomofilm
      @cmomofilm 3 года назад +22

      I'm glad you believe that. There's 2 monitors, on the edge of the stage, to his left and right, which has his monologue on them. Theres also 1 in the camera.

    • @marks.3303
      @marks.3303 3 года назад +16

      @@cmomofilm SNL doesn't use monitors or teleprompters. They use cue cards.

    • @mykmcgrane
      @mykmcgrane 3 года назад +26

      Uhm... This is near-verbatim set from his Comedy Central Half Hour from 2001.

    • @thiagof9481
      @thiagof9481 3 года назад +20

      Why people make up shit like that? You can watch his other videos here and see he used some of his old material. And there’s nothing wrong with that.

  • @prakitk
    @prakitk 5 лет назад +7

    Damn! Good saxphone solo at the intro!

  • @Noneofthateverhappened
    @Noneofthateverhappened 6 лет назад +4

    Love you, Zach. You're the greatest.

  • @epvtrinidad
    @epvtrinidad 8 лет назад +11

    4:04-4:09 solid gold -- Between Two Ferns reference

  • @TheGonzaloMagic
    @TheGonzaloMagic 8 лет назад +6

    Everything he says in the piano is a top comment on youtube. This man is a greek god.

  • @noodlehead69
    @noodlehead69 Год назад +1

    I really like the piano music he's playing. It's beautiful and calming. Very nice.

  • @shahemasoyan9129
    @shahemasoyan9129 6 лет назад +3

    One of the best SNL monologues, creative and funny!!

  • @annamarie6712
    @annamarie6712 10 лет назад +7

    This monologue was just soooo funny, too many good bits to quote, lol @ I'm Greek this isn't a beard it's just part of my eyebrow!

  • @guanyu4u
    @guanyu4u 10 лет назад +11

    I went to my high school reunion.. it was very weird, cuz I was home-schooled

  • @billystar1306
    @billystar1306 Год назад

    "He died of high fiving..".. One of the best jokes in human history. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣!

  • @successmaharjan2906
    @successmaharjan2906 5 лет назад +10

    Stop clapping stop clapping....... That was funny.

  • @viennx
    @viennx 10 лет назад +9

    and apart from being the best comedian ever - he's an AMAZING pianist!

    • @drewwalker101
      @drewwalker101 2 года назад

      He is only playing the black keys and it’s hard to sound bad if you just stick to those. I sent this 7 years ago but for some reason it just now posted

  • @imagicrockstar1122
    @imagicrockstar1122 3 года назад +1

    Such a great monologue. I'm from charlotte nc and Zack is from wilkesboro nc. Inspirational.

  • @michaelnewman3671
    @michaelnewman3671 Год назад

    “Kilometer Davis” lmao I love seeing this randomly pop on my feed. Such a icon. He’s such an underrated comic.

  • @albertcallwood5478
    @albertcallwood5478 4 года назад +3

    Hey everybody here comes the choo-choo ........oh I’m dying 😂🤣😂🤣😂

  • @TVBCStudios
    @TVBCStudios 2 года назад +1

    Still watching this.....pure hilarious-ness!!!!!

  • @faerieguts
    @faerieguts 2 месяца назад

    Revisiting cuz I caught his character in season 4 of Baskets say "Here comes the choo choo" as an aside re: the bullet train. Had a good giggle.

  • @milanpintar
    @milanpintar 6 месяцев назад

    what a legend

  • @matthewsnyder674
    @matthewsnyder674 5 месяцев назад

    this is the greatest thing i've ever seen

  • @snowdjagha
    @snowdjagha 10 лет назад +1

    The piano part with the quick delivery jokes is genius!

  • @elvisjimpa100
    @elvisjimpa100 5 лет назад +2

    Zach is a honest guy.He just have a werry ironical and sarcastic attitude and dry humor.People with his Comedy style are often intelligent.He can analyze comedians and jump from style to style just by being himself in a natural way and i think thats werry impressive.The tradical thing is that its not Zach that are weird.Its the people that are stupid.I know exactly what he are saying in every joke even if he are sarcastic or not.Its not hard to read between the line if you are a good people person.Sorry but i just dont think people need to call a guy weird when he clearly make more sens then most people.

  • @andresguty
    @andresguty 3 года назад +3

    “Kilometers Davis”

  • @MatusDubrava
    @MatusDubrava 4 года назад

    zach for the win. last 1-2 weeks searching for videos him doing the best satire parody these days for me

  • @MattiaDeG
    @MattiaDeG 8 лет назад +19

    Hey snl, here's a comedy lesson for you, try to learn.

  • @presence5426
    @presence5426 2 месяца назад

    This guy is a riot, lol.

  • @VeryLoki
    @VeryLoki 2 года назад

    this is one of my favourites.

  • @fahrigonzo
    @fahrigonzo 6 лет назад +1

    This music alone is just FUCK YES

  • @jakubmarszaek8330
    @jakubmarszaek8330 4 года назад +1

    Lol. I like how he started. He was for while a writer for SNL

  • @natethegreat7821
    @natethegreat7821 3 года назад

    How has this not even hit 1 million

  • @b3An404
    @b3An404 7 лет назад +2

    i didn't know he played piano. He's now 100% more attractive than he was before

  • @asylumchoir4586
    @asylumchoir4586 3 года назад +1

    I have been waiting to see this again for YEARS!!! Especially for the, “gaylord,” part.

  • @tinashekitchen1124
    @tinashekitchen1124 10 лет назад +10

    Hoobastank is here hahaha

  • @agrarianarc
    @agrarianarc Год назад

    One of the greatest

  • @dealerovski82
    @dealerovski82 Год назад

    Here comes the Choo Choo was actually a thing on the internet.

  • @Bigmummy13
    @Bigmummy13 3 года назад

    Omg! Everything he says is platinum!

  • @PauloSilva-ox7xt
    @PauloSilva-ox7xt 5 лет назад +6

    The piano theme is really nice! Was he the one playing? If so he's good...

  • @2Cat90
    @2Cat90 Год назад +1

    Zach is a genius. That's all I have to say about that.

  • @Alex_1729
    @Alex_1729 8 лет назад +66

    I like his originality, reminds me of Louis CK, but much more weird :D

    • @stairwaves
      @stairwaves 8 лет назад +16

      you know between two ferns? its just genius. if you watch the epsiode with brad pitt you'll find something you'll like :D

  • @ixcac.5752
    @ixcac.5752 10 лет назад +2

    the one where he sings "Tomorrow" in a little orphan costume is way better

  • @ENigma-um8zw
    @ENigma-um8zw Год назад

    “Hey awe those Cawgo Showts?

  • @MarioRugeles
    @MarioRugeles 10 лет назад +13

    ..stop clapping!!

  • @jsteeles
    @jsteeles 3 года назад

    love u zach

  • @phillipwhaley7759
    @phillipwhaley7759 3 года назад +1

    zach galifianakis is sooo funny

  • @DJElectraFry
    @DJElectraFry Год назад

    I met him once, he was wearing a baby Pink polo shirt. Smoooooooth.

  • @187SCARFACE187
    @187SCARFACE187 10 лет назад +2

    "Fabreezing my beard" I spit my coffee everywhere LMAO fucking luv it!!!

  • @jjj6061
    @jjj6061 4 месяца назад

    Gaylord is such a early 2000s insult and i fucking love it

  • @jimmybrock7660
    @jimmybrock7660 3 года назад

    Legendary..

  • @eddietat95
    @eddietat95 3 года назад +6

    I remember when it first aired. That monologue was tremendous. I have yet to see a better one except for maybe Louis CK.

    • @punkbastid973
      @punkbastid973 2 года назад +1

      My sentiments exactly. Louis' monologue was like a high wire act on a unicycle while juggling with one foot and no net.

  • @danw2940
    @danw2940 5 лет назад

    Transcendent music with hilarious jokes. I think I just watched the best SNL monologue ever!!!

  • @douglasappleman2965
    @douglasappleman2965 2 года назад

    HEY EVERYBODY, HERE COMES THE CHOO-CHOO!

  • @jefffarmer5785
    @jefffarmer5785 Год назад

    Hilarious, Witty, w/a dynamic/friendly personality... What a guy-!!! 🤔😁😆🤣👍✌

  • @anandabraham1792
    @anandabraham1792 2 года назад

    Best ever not just on snl

  • @georgemayers4476
    @georgemayers4476 5 лет назад +1

    Big fan of him

  • @Bahia320
    @Bahia320 5 месяцев назад

    I didn't really get you before but now, I get you.......kinda...... Nice monologue!

  • @laurentiudilja
    @laurentiudilja 10 лет назад +1

    funny as hell! Love it! Best monologue at SNL I've ever seen!

  • @darkflora6948
    @darkflora6948 5 лет назад

    he is talented great man

  • @ColocasiaCorm
    @ColocasiaCorm 3 года назад

    i really enjoyed the music!

  • @ronitchodhray
    @ronitchodhray 2 года назад

    Best ever

  • @reinaldojara2519
    @reinaldojara2519 Год назад

    The word Gaylord is so funny and rarely used 😂

  • @tashp9189
    @tashp9189 10 лет назад +2

    Classic sneakers with a suit haha

  • @DriftingPancake
    @DriftingPancake 7 лет назад +31

    marijuana Santa Claus should have been Ganja Claus...missed opportunity, tsk tsk

  • @johnanthonycafe2993
    @johnanthonycafe2993 Год назад

    Kilometres Davis classic !

  • @browsertab
    @browsertab 5 лет назад

    Today I learnt that Zach Galifianakis invented that Tony Danza joke

  • @zeegsteves
    @zeegsteves 2 года назад

    Improvising on piano while telling jokes is such an obnoxious move. I applaud you Zach.

  • @davidmatthews1710
    @davidmatthews1710 3 года назад +1

    He is the most unpredictable actor I can think of……

  • @RHINOSAUR
    @RHINOSAUR 3 года назад

    Genius