Zach Galifianakis Monologue - Saturday Night Live

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  • @porcelainpanelpro
    @porcelainpanelpro 11 месяцев назад +8

    The Hoobastank bit makes a perfect ending to an absolutely off the wall monologue. Been loving his stuff since 2004. Great genius.

  • @helencarroll1650
    @helencarroll1650 3 года назад +23

    I love how he flashes his knickers.

    • @crunchTwist
      @crunchTwist 2 месяца назад

      He didn't only flash the knickers, the audience was made up of all different races....

  • @Noneofthateverhappened
    @Noneofthateverhappened 6 лет назад +61

    Still to this day, it's one masterpiece.

  • @callanrose6127
    @callanrose6127 10 лет назад +123

    Best monologue ever.

  • @Elzilcho87
    @Elzilcho87 6 лет назад +96

    He even went the extra mile and wore the pink panties and frilly socks. For this he's earned my respect.

    • @moldren5263
      @moldren5263 Год назад

      in canada he goes the extra kilometer.

    • @annebennett4101
      @annebennett4101 2 месяца назад

      He fully deserves your respect, no doubt, but that's not the extra mile, when you're Annie that's the uniform.

  • @dudeitssog6148
    @dudeitssog6148 Год назад +11

    Ever since seeing this when it aired I have never forgotten it. There will never be another kind of monologue like this

  • @heatherwhiting9273
    @heatherwhiting9273 2 года назад +19

    I love how very few people get the joke about what is grandmother’s last words were 😆

    • @2Als1pod
      @2Als1pod Год назад +3

      Everyone got it, Sparky

  • @snowdjagha
    @snowdjagha 10 лет назад +69

    Oh man... He had to write that monologue! It screams Zach's style.

    • @jondunmore4268
      @jondunmore4268 3 года назад +3

      Yes, and you can see his professionalism as a standup in that he never put it on cue cards. He did it old school.

    • @auto1640
      @auto1640 Год назад +2

      That “ASK” joke was hilarious

  • @RG-dj6yv
    @RG-dj6yv 2 года назад +32

    Zach... you are my favorite comedian of all times. Pure Genius! Thanks for the laughs. Please don't ever stop bringing the absurdity. You are therapy! You definitely brought the sun out with this performance. Cheers!

  • @dolokpurba
    @dolokpurba 7 лет назад +201

    He always has the best opening monologue. Zach & Melissa McCarthy are the best SNL hosts.

    • @Simon-cc9ob
      @Simon-cc9ob 6 лет назад +7

      but what about norm

    • @nickturmes1715
      @nickturmes1715 3 года назад +1

      I think you spelled Tom Hanks and Steve Martin incorrectly.

    • @valtia
      @valtia 2 года назад

      I’m so

    • @RH-ib7bg
      @RH-ib7bg Год назад

      I literally was getting ready to leave a comment exactly what you said and there it was already done for me.

    • @r3hcook
      @r3hcook 11 месяцев назад

      I feel EXACTLY the same way!! They are both wonderful comics that give it their all!

  • @missundies
    @missundies 4 года назад +49

    If it wasn't for Zack I would've forgotten about hoobastank.

    • @ellobo7627
      @ellobo7627 2 года назад

      What a bad name for a band 😂

  • @davinanderson2003
    @davinanderson2003 Год назад +12

    Pure comedic genius

  • @richardpizzario3627
    @richardpizzario3627 3 года назад +16

    Can we appreciate that his back is a perfectly straight line.

  • @wordmeaningsforyou
    @wordmeaningsforyou 4 года назад +23

    he is what i go to when the world hurts me.

  • @BobJoeman
    @BobJoeman Год назад +9

    That grandma joke is the epitome of comedic restraint.

  • @k4pn5l4pnh035
    @k4pn5l4pnh035 10 лет назад +104

    I swear this man is the funniest guy on this f****** planet

  • @dansocha401
    @dansocha401 2 года назад +5

    The Queens cargo shorts guy is really good.

  • @punkbastid973
    @punkbastid973 2 года назад +9

    I can't remember laughing so hard during a SNL monologue.

  • @sushmitadey9779
    @sushmitadey9779 5 лет назад +20

    I was very sad today but u made me smile Zach. Ur special n I like u a lot. Keep doing what you do.

  • @brianc939
    @brianc939 2 года назад +14

    Zack is pure talent. A great guy also. I just love this guy

  • @morgaffi
    @morgaffi Год назад +4

    What the hell did I just watch? Whatever it was, I watched it 4 times and laughed harder every time. No matter where you pause it during the Annie bit his face is twistedly hilarious!

  • @hechanova07
    @hechanova07 7 лет назад +19

    The lipsyncing part was pure genius.

  • @sammyeagleson5352
    @sammyeagleson5352 6 лет назад +25

    "Stop stealing my tomatoes!" his face 😁😁😁😆😆😆

  • @someonesomewhere6633
    @someonesomewhere6633 9 лет назад +43

    I'm so proud of him!
    Love and admiration from Greece!

  • @gigglyme2001
    @gigglyme2001 3 года назад +8

    I’ve watched this video so many times over the past few years but those pink undies get me every time! 🤣

  • @4ctmam
    @4ctmam 2 года назад +8

    "Norh Ikea"
    It feels like the audience didn't even notice that one.

  • @stexdo
    @stexdo 10 лет назад +16

    one of my favorite monologues!!

  • @BFKAnthony817
    @BFKAnthony817 10 лет назад +147

    He had to touch those legs lol.

    • @armando_alves
      @armando_alves 5 лет назад +9

      Won't be long until he's accused of sexual harassment for doing that. It's 2018 afterall...

    • @chloerines
      @chloerines 4 года назад +1

      staged n planned? no?

    • @atem4652
      @atem4652 4 года назад +10

      It's his wife

    • @chloerines
      @chloerines 4 года назад +1

      Yami Yugi that explains why

    • @suedereale8885
      @suedereale8885 3 года назад +1

      yes and then smell the hand afterwards when he got on stage!

  • @phil-ys3cf
    @phil-ys3cf 3 года назад +5

    5:28 when i first watched this it made me cry so hard, lol. i don't even know, i don't cry easily but this made me so emotional even though this is just a comedy bit

  • @bill-fk7tl
    @bill-fk7tl 4 месяца назад +2

    At least he’s creative enough to do his own monologue
    Now the cast has to help them get through it

  • @Abc-wp6mp
    @Abc-wp6mp Год назад +3

    I love this man unconditionally :D

  • @nickj116
    @nickj116 10 лет назад +18

    This is amazing.

  • @andrewwoody9375
    @andrewwoody9375 Год назад +3

    What the fuck. Why isn't this so much more appreciated? Brilliant is so understated.

  • @bertkylian
    @bertkylian 5 лет назад +2

    I love you Zack. Honestly.

  • @dee_deer
    @dee_deer 8 лет назад +14

    this is the best lip sync i've ever watched

    • @Shadow1995me
      @Shadow1995me 7 лет назад +1

      I love that he is actually quietly singing along in some parts though, so cute!

  • @dv9096
    @dv9096 5 лет назад +11

    As much as I like Zach and admire his comedy, I also feel bad for him. Because, I don't think people would ever take him seriously even in the times, he is legit serious about stuf!

  • @i.b.818
    @i.b.818 6 лет назад +2

    Best thing I've ever seen.

  • @earthwatcher2012
    @earthwatcher2012 10 лет назад +1

    Love him

  • @AddeBieber
    @AddeBieber 6 лет назад +1

    the dad shoes are just amazing

  • @AnthonyGrantPressRelease
    @AnthonyGrantPressRelease 5 лет назад +6

    I need some assurance that he didn't swallow the confetti.

    • @quackman
      @quackman Год назад

      or breathe it in

  • @papertoyss
    @papertoyss 2 месяца назад

    Great sense of humour!
    ...and a beautiful singing voice ; )

  • @xradical89x
    @xradical89x 3 года назад +2

    lol this hilarious

  • @elizaanderson3302
    @elizaanderson3302 9 лет назад +14

    hotcakes ≠ coldveggies

  • @shenenehhudson289
    @shenenehhudson289 10 лет назад +1

    Lol I LOVE SNL IT ALWAYS MAKES MY SATURDAY NIGHTS

  • @Andrew-fv4sj
    @Andrew-fv4sj 3 года назад +2

    What a fucking genius

  • @orawal
    @orawal 9 лет назад +4

    BRILLIANT OPENING! Awesomeness

  • @hannahporter3272
    @hannahporter3272 3 года назад +1

    still one of the best

  • @david4134
    @david4134 8 лет назад +4

    funniest guy

  • @rockuma25
    @rockuma25 10 лет назад +1

    ザック大好き!面白いし!lol

  • @ramdandoel
    @ramdandoel 8 лет назад +4

    LOL!!! This one is pretty good!!

  • @sundayodunuga2022
    @sundayodunuga2022 Год назад +1

    Zach is so funny🤣🤣🤣

  • @Tresfres
    @Tresfres 7 лет назад +10

    he is f ing adorable

  • @sheydoll
    @sheydoll Год назад

    The best!!

  • @dspaik
    @dspaik 10 лет назад

    i love zach ;D

  • @pixiejenkins
    @pixiejenkins 2 года назад +1

    He’s so adorable…..

  • @davidcurtis7547
    @davidcurtis7547 2 года назад +2

    Ask body spray , don't axe

  • @alihosseinsarvari9246
    @alihosseinsarvari9246 9 лет назад +1

    i am love Zach,he is very beautiful man.

  • @perkyporkpie
    @perkyporkpie 10 лет назад

    That was brilliant

  • @suzanchristiaanse8972
    @suzanchristiaanse8972 Год назад

    The glitter at the end 🎉

  • @hew195050
    @hew195050 4 месяца назад

    Zack and Bill Burr are the only comedians who make me laugh out loud.

  • @Damian_702
    @Damian_702 3 года назад +3

    Ahh so that's why it cuts off halfway through his monologue on hulu lol The Annie song must've not got cleared for streaming 😆

  • @epvtrinidad
    @epvtrinidad 8 лет назад +16

    that guy behind on the left has always looked like busta rhymes to me

    • @draggindrugin
      @draggindrugin 8 лет назад +1

      FINALLY! someone. not just me.
      cos its been bothering me for so long

  • @gregoryambres1897
    @gregoryambres1897 3 года назад +2

    Zach is my paterfamilias. I adore my Greek man.

  • @moldren5263
    @moldren5263 Год назад +1

    It's legal now, Zack. We did it, man. We frickin' did it :)

  • @arbasali3476
    @arbasali3476 5 лет назад +1

    WHY SO UNDERRATED FFS

  • @mikno78
    @mikno78 9 лет назад +1

    Top 3 !!!

  • @jijovj89
    @jijovj89 10 лет назад

    Salute. A legend after rowan :)

  • @FlashMeterRed
    @FlashMeterRed 10 лет назад +4

    1:00 missed the end of lee mack's punchline

  • @putrikaysee1744
    @putrikaysee1744 9 лет назад

    Gold

  • @padfoot6615
    @padfoot6615 2 года назад

    Asked body spray 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nebulousisgod
    @nebulousisgod 3 года назад

    Genius.

  • @uba2
    @uba2 3 года назад +1

    shades of Andy Kaufman at the end

  • @anielaorozco5449
    @anielaorozco5449 3 года назад

    best monologe!

  • @nicolegeorge3704
    @nicolegeorge3704 7 месяцев назад

    What are those cargo shorts? 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @nkmarks
    @nkmarks 5 лет назад +3

    Γεια σου ρε Ζαχαρία, είσαι φοβερός κωμικός!
    Greetings from Greece .......

  • @orisj1
    @orisj1 21 день назад

    Laughing Out Loud. Literally.

  • @ImranKhan-vl1di
    @ImranKhan-vl1di 10 лет назад

    He said Hoobostank in a mocking manner. F this I LOVE HOOBASTANK!

  • @armkidmustang
    @armkidmustang Год назад +1

    The moment he revealed the legalized marijuana thing when this premiered I was in high school and I clapped along and my mom looks at me, Zach Galifianakis busted me that night

  • @ENigma-um8zw
    @ENigma-um8zw Год назад

    “Whudda those cahgo showts?”

  • @robbiecarlisle2789
    @robbiecarlisle2789 2 года назад +1

    Funniest thing I’ve ever seen

  • @stephaniecollins6052
    @stephaniecollins6052 2 года назад +1

    I came here looking for the axe joke

  • @joshuapeterson3461
    @joshuapeterson3461 3 года назад +2

    I wore a red dress once, I was the classiest prettiest gurl at the party lol

  • @gabb05
    @gabb05 10 лет назад +2

    touches legs... and than creepily smells his hand after :o

  • @soards6
    @soards6 10 лет назад +2

    would anyone be kind enough to explain to me what the axe body spray joke was about...cuz i have no clue...thanks

    • @YRWB98
      @YRWB98 10 лет назад +2

      Black people normally say axe instead of ask so he's saying it's the opposite way around when they say axe.

  • @THEoriginalJOKES
    @THEoriginalJOKES 10 лет назад

    Hi Saturday Night Live. Can you please make Andy Samburg's digital short playlist available to the United States of America? I have tried on multiple computers and it tells me that they aren't available in my country. All of these computers are not only registered to America, but are also being used IN America. Please and thank you!!

  • @elsheezy_k
    @elsheezy_k 4 года назад +1

    I am pretty sure that this was the best opening snl soundtrack ever

  • @98nfp
    @98nfp Год назад

    *watchin*

  • @ShaneShane813
    @ShaneShane813 2 года назад

    That was Iyight !

  • @Sunprism
    @Sunprism Год назад

    "Hoobastank is here! No? Not again?"

  • @davidcurtis7547
    @davidcurtis7547 2 года назад +1

    Zack was a great clown on Baskets , louie was great as his Mom . Fearless comedians

  • @parkervarin
    @parkervarin 3 года назад

    genius

  • @gautamkwatra3546
    @gautamkwatra3546 2 года назад

    This videos is powerful- a guy from India

  • @Humanhead86
    @Humanhead86 6 лет назад +2

    well that happened...

  • @humanphillips3091
    @humanphillips3091 3 года назад

    National Treasure

  • @WBSlashH
    @WBSlashH Год назад +1

    He got so much glitter in his mouth

  • @hawtmess66
    @hawtmess66 16 дней назад

    10 years ago i watched this. His humor stands the same. Dont see much of him anymore**sad**

  • @SCUBONZIES
    @SCUBONZIES 2 года назад

    😇🤣

  • @cesarisam
    @cesarisam 9 лет назад +26

    I honestly didn't understand the Axe joke, i'm not from USA,maybe for that reason.

    • @orawal
      @orawal 9 лет назад +37

      black people are stereotyped to pronounce Ask as Aks (Axe)

    • @J_Cinematics
      @J_Cinematics 8 лет назад +7

      I didn't get that joke either until I listened to a Kendrick Lamar album, I understand now.

    • @Yorubulut
      @Yorubulut 6 лет назад +1

      Blacks says aks instead of ask.

    • @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS
      @ANDYWOUNDSABRXS 6 лет назад

      some white australians do too, usually 'bogans' or 'surfer bro' types, like my brother and his friends.

    • @jasongoodacre
      @jasongoodacre 5 лет назад +1

      I got the joke too. I'm in Australia and hate it when uneducated people say axe instead of ask.

  • @nicefella1640
    @nicefella1640 10 лет назад +1

    I love this guy, is this a bad time to mention my testicle sweat, its firkin dripping down there.

  • @gardenlover9663
    @gardenlover9663 2 года назад +1

    I have to admit; I was a teacher, and it drove me crazy when students pronounced "ask" as "axe". But there was no way I was going to correct anyone. First, it would have been disrespectful. Second, if I did, I would have to say, "Just say ass, and add a k-sound at the end." You cannot say that to fourth-graders.

    • @Saptadin
      @Saptadin 2 года назад

      Gblk wkwk, makanya banyak kosakata