Zach Galifianakis Vs. Female Heckler |Stand-Up|

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  • @ForOrAgainstUs
    @ForOrAgainstUs 4 года назад +100

    "I didn't know I had to cater my act to people who don't get my stuff." Great line.

    • @hgb0005
      @hgb0005 6 месяцев назад +1

      It's not a line. He's lamenting

    • @Pheonix8877
      @Pheonix8877 4 месяца назад

      @@hgb0005sure it is, they’re not mutually exclusive

    • @bridypow1947
      @bridypow1947 Месяц назад

      😂😂😂 0:19

  • @dougthemoleman
    @dougthemoleman 5 лет назад +138

    What I love about this is, he was actually fairly polite and friendly. Trying to teach her something, even turning the moment into a laugh. He played off the heckler and turned a shitty situation into something both the audience and he (sort of) could enjoy. And then it seems she just continues to yap after she gets off stage anyway. So he goes for the blunt approach in the end. But man, Zach is such a classy guy here, really. I keep coming back to this clip, it's so good.

    • @SuperMontsta
      @SuperMontsta 4 года назад +2

      Heckler? She didn't heckle him. He went after her, not the other way around.
      Sorry she has more balls than you and doesn't back down when she was singled out

    • @zarni000
      @zarni000 4 года назад +5

      @@SuperMontsta balls? as in to walk on stage. big fucking deal. it was a small club. not like she was on national tv. anybody would go on stage.

    • @johnstamos2
      @johnstamos2 4 года назад +9

      Monstar A She was singled out for being a rude and obnoxious person who was clearly interfering with his set. The only type of person who give her any sort of praise is the same type of self-serving and self-important ass like she was.

    • @alanmalcheski8882
      @alanmalcheski8882 4 года назад

      looks like somebody has a crush on old Zachy G. That's disgusting!

    • @Paradroidx
      @Paradroidx 2 года назад +1

      It's like that one person who shines the light in the theater. No damn cell phones please. At least she could have apologized.

  • @derekdube3096
    @derekdube3096 8 лет назад +104

    the best part is that you know he had the end planned as soon as she sat down on stage. he turned this person into a bit, what a pro

  • @mattmatt09123
    @mattmatt09123 6 лет назад +26

    This guy has some of the best one liners. Legend in my book.

    • @robertkampman9320
      @robertkampman9320 5 лет назад

      Look up Bill Hicks going off on a heckler. He took a different approach lol

  • @mornincorp.2116
    @mornincorp.2116 8 лет назад +385

    The way he handled that was ingenious

    • @Utrekz
      @Utrekz 8 лет назад +15

      What exactly was ingenious about it?

    • @mornincorp.2116
      @mornincorp.2116 8 лет назад +21

      +Carvalho Just his spur of the moment quips such as "Claudia...that's my middle name" + "I had a page up here about asking nurses questions..." etc. He's awkward though kind of playful. Then he ends playing the piano and yelling at her. The whole exchange was humorous to me.

    • @Utrekz
      @Utrekz 8 лет назад +3

      +Mornin Mornz Yeah he is pretty good. I've always liked his awkward style comedy.

    • @mornincorp.2116
      @mornincorp.2116 8 лет назад +4

      ***** Me too, I'm a fan of his stand up. But I haven't watched any of his recent stuff, I think this clip might be from a few years back.

    • @djqkronicles24
      @djqkronicles24 8 лет назад

      +Mornin Mornz Thanks Mornin for explaining it to Carvalho.

  • @100WEBS
    @100WEBS 8 лет назад +897

    she has way too much confidence for her own good

    • @barnabyaprobert5159
      @barnabyaprobert5159 8 лет назад +72

      +Tristan Schneider I don't think that it's "confidence", I think that she has the entitlement issues of a pretty 22 year old woman.

    • @Bhatt_Hole
      @Bhatt_Hole 8 лет назад +52

      +Tristan Schneider Indeed. Confidence in the absence of experience, tact, wit, intelligence, wisdom, style, awareness, and empathy = Welcome to our lovely trailer park. Sometimes served with a side order of "I do what I want!!!", and a spicy "You don't know me!" dipping sauce.

    • @SirGambs
      @SirGambs 7 лет назад +24

      If society said my gender couldn't be not even slapped in a public forum id also have a lot of confidence in what boundaries i broke hehe

    • @kylerobinson9184
      @kylerobinson9184 7 лет назад +8

      Chris Gamba are you seriously trying to imply that it should be socially acceptable to hit women?

    • @patrickmoloney672
      @patrickmoloney672 7 лет назад +3

      The fat ones always do.

  • @FollowFunk
    @FollowFunk 6 лет назад +475

    Thank God it says "video quality isn't great" in the description. My eyes were seeing HD untill I read that.

  • @soppingwetburgers6493
    @soppingwetburgers6493 4 года назад +17

    When he said "SHUT UP!", I felt that.

  • @sams.7165
    @sams.7165 7 лет назад +178

    "tryna tell my jihad jokes"

  • @ChrisHoover808
    @ChrisHoover808 8 лет назад +236

    Master of his craft.

    • @ajnode
      @ajnode 5 лет назад +3

      Yeah, his improvisation is without challenge. "You have keys in your hand. What kind of car do you drive?" - "How old are you?", "What is your job?" Truly a master of comedy and wit.

    • @flumper12
      @flumper12 5 лет назад

      I WANNA EAT TUNA WITH JESSICA SIMPSON

  • @jakthesmack
    @jakthesmack 6 лет назад +90

    If she's 22 I'm the damn pope.

  • @theduder2617
    @theduder2617 7 лет назад +7

    Thank you for the honesty in the description. It is rare to see, but I watched just because of the honesty.
    The quality is quite ok. I come from the ancient internet days. 1994 like. This is blue-ray quality compared to what was possible back then. lol Well, without at least 10, maybe even 20 or more of largest hard drives in existence back then anyway.
    Thanks for sharing this one!

  • @wrcpatrick
    @wrcpatrick 7 лет назад +163

    "what kind of car do you drive?" *crowd* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH....

    • @josephblanchard6248
      @josephblanchard6248 5 лет назад +1

      Lmaooooo

    • @bookemdanno5596
      @bookemdanno5596 5 лет назад +4

      He should have the whole crowd up there. Half the stuff they laugh hysterically isn't even meant to be funny. They obviously aren't paying attention or care either.

    • @jasonk2518
      @jasonk2518 5 лет назад +3

      I think because it was a punch line of sorts. He had just mentioned having an entire page of questions to ask nurses if they come up on stage...then the next thing he says is what kind of car do you drive

    • @GetUpFalcon
      @GetUpFalcon 5 лет назад

      Americans and their humour. I do not get it.

    • @nickc6842
      @nickc6842 5 лет назад +2

      They're probably drunk and just having a good time. You should try it sometime

  • @NirvanaMK
    @NirvanaMK 8 лет назад +18

    Zach was on fire in this video lmao

  • @thomasrainbow
    @thomasrainbow 8 лет назад +6

    He was such a funny stand up! It was more of an improv performance set then straight forward stand up. Wish he would still do it!

  • @pavelkish7142
    @pavelkish7142 Год назад

    Humble legend. One of my favorite people on earth.

  • @BennieWilll
    @BennieWilll 6 лет назад

    One of the best comedians out there right now!

  • @artgallery7376
    @artgallery7376 7 лет назад

    MORE PLEASE!! ZACH, I LOVE YOU!!!!

  • @Cryogenics12
    @Cryogenics12 8 лет назад +893

    I feel zero pity. If you heckle a comic prepare for the gloves to come off and for verbal abuse.

    • @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239
      @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 6 лет назад

      Shaking in my fucking boots :p

    • @Kudo-in6re
      @Kudo-in6re 6 лет назад +18

      Trent Michael No this was funny

    • @andrewm8063
      @andrewm8063 6 лет назад +24

      Trent Michael Awe are you too sophisticated for his act? Would you like a happy meal?

    • @lisareynolds4455
      @lisareynolds4455 5 лет назад +12

      Trent Michael no one cares, fuck off

    • @Infiernofox138
      @Infiernofox138 5 лет назад +18

      Trent Michael I agree that he wasn't heckled but to be fucking off in the front row is super rude and well deserved of being targeted and mocked. And to state your opinion on whether he was funny or not made your point fall short. No one cares about your opinion on how he handled this.

  • @2muchwit
    @2muchwit 4 года назад +3

    When the comedian attacks the heckler it makes it all sweeter

  • @thebestmotoroil101
    @thebestmotoroil101 5 лет назад +42

    "Trying to tell his jihad jokes"... LOL! He is a funny man.

  • @PixelPusher1
    @PixelPusher1 7 лет назад +4

    Oh man, I remember seeing this yeeeears ago! Like, before The Hangover, even. Wasn't this shown on that The Comedians of Comedy docu show on Comedy Central? I think that's where I saw this. "Happy Meals are weird". Classic.

  • @ericwidder2954
    @ericwidder2954 5 лет назад +5

    The shut up timing at the end was al dente.

  • @RonWolfHowl
    @RonWolfHowl 8 лет назад +2

    I knew it was coming, and he went _just_ long enough to make me forget about it!

  • @MrKeykeylikesit
    @MrKeykeylikesit 8 лет назад +499

    That chick is pushing 40.

    • @robrogers2407
      @robrogers2407 8 лет назад +9

      live

    • @roleat
      @roleat 8 лет назад

      rob rogers
      haha. A+

    • @ReikokuXCM
      @ReikokuXCM 8 лет назад +1

      +MrKeykeylikesit you missed a zero mate

    • @ichigo199
      @ichigo199 8 лет назад

      haha thats me now...

    • @baggs081
      @baggs081 8 лет назад +5

      +vernonclassic what till ur 37 and see 40 coming in fast and hard

  • @cjn0001
    @cjn0001 8 лет назад +10

    This is by far my favorite standup vs heckler video

    • @irotinmyskin
      @irotinmyskin 8 лет назад

      +Craig Noneman have you seen the one of patton oswalt vs the heckler about the rape goblins? that was poetry

    • @farismag
      @farismag 8 лет назад +1

      +irotinmyskin
      Sound humiliating, do you have the link?

    • @irotinmyskin
      @irotinmyskin 8 лет назад

      sure! magic starts around 4:00 watch?v=eDndsvjyIG4 enjoy!

  • @matthewherzog6155
    @matthewherzog6155 8 лет назад +580

    She looked at least 32.

    • @MovieHound17
      @MovieHound17 8 лет назад +4

      +Matthew Herzog I was thinking teh same thing....that is one SHOT out 22 year old.

    • @jmendii
      @jmendii 8 лет назад +33

      +Matthew Herzog yeah, those were some old ass looking pixels...

    • @shartigusjones8825
      @shartigusjones8825 8 лет назад +7

      +jmendii lol some of us are old enough to remember a time when video wasnt shown in 4k so it's not that hard for us to make shit out

    • @rustler08
      @rustler08 8 лет назад +9

      +Shrtigus Jones I think most people are old enough to remember when media wasn't shown in 4K, considering the lack of 4K content.

    • @MsMedford
      @MsMedford 8 лет назад +2

      +Matthew Herzog that bitch looked 50

  • @andyellis5065
    @andyellis5065 4 года назад +4

    I love his voice

  • @clancykobane9102
    @clancykobane9102 4 года назад +3

    Best stand up of his generation.

  • @nebraskahusker247
    @nebraskahusker247 6 лет назад +14

    He is a true legend in comedy!

    • @flexalot9403
      @flexalot9403 5 лет назад +1

      nebraskahusker247 the Big Red is a true legend at getting spanked in football

    • @ajnode
      @ajnode 5 лет назад

      Lol a legend in comedy? Are you fucking insane?

  • @YouTw1tFace
    @YouTw1tFace 5 лет назад +12

    Comedic genius. Saw him before he got big with Mitch hedberg.. monster.

    • @ispartacus1337
      @ispartacus1337 4 года назад +3

      That would have been an amazing show.

    • @YouTw1tFace
      @YouTw1tFace 4 года назад

      I, Spartacus the show I’m referring to is on RUclips. At least it used to be. Search for Mitch Hedberg university of Oklahoma

  • @nicolegasparini8008
    @nicolegasparini8008 5 лет назад +2

    he is my hero!!!!!

  • @sharkys707
    @sharkys707 7 лет назад +6

    that Rhythm that he hit on the piano what the hell was that I did not know you got down like that wow

  • @kennydavis2276
    @kennydavis2276 5 лет назад +12

    Soft piano>>>scream. Genius use of contrast.

  • @omarherrera455
    @omarherrera455 8 лет назад

    Lol I love man!!!God bless u hilarious!!!

  • @brandonbp122
    @brandonbp122 5 лет назад +104

    Fact: This is the same camera that was used to film Nessie and Bigfoot.

  • @camdenoltjenbruns5031
    @camdenoltjenbruns5031 8 лет назад

    i really love him

  • @erichammer3830
    @erichammer3830 8 лет назад +35

    "Shut up!!" Haha!

  • @peabody3000
    @peabody3000 5 лет назад +3

    definitely a wait-for-it ending

  • @5150hep
    @5150hep 8 лет назад +547

    That was a 35+ year old trailer park chick.

  • @iggy4774
    @iggy4774 5 лет назад +15

    He's like Tyson in his prime, the only guarantee was your going to get KO'd quick.

  • @Theboyfugzhard
    @Theboyfugzhard 2 года назад +1

    Absolute god

  • @markwmbrown
    @markwmbrown 6 лет назад +1

    I love this

  • @djdb1214
    @djdb1214 7 лет назад

    Favorite comedian.

  • @castratedrhino77
    @castratedrhino77 8 лет назад

    That's the best I've ever seen it done.

  • @kennethpetroni6806
    @kennethpetroni6806 5 лет назад

    Love Ya Zach

  • @mexi_q_bbq430
    @mexi_q_bbq430 5 лет назад +1

    THE END WAS HILARIOUS

  • @thebeardedshark9502
    @thebeardedshark9502 5 лет назад

    He's awesome

  • @livefreeordie9041
    @livefreeordie9041 6 лет назад +6

    She had that coming. I love Zach in "Baskets" and hope it comes on again soon!

  • @ArtHistoryScholar
    @ArtHistoryScholar 7 лет назад

    Yes! Go Zach!!

  • @SuperZorgus
    @SuperZorgus 8 лет назад

    Incredible.

  • @djgforce11
    @djgforce11 5 лет назад +4

    Great drunk guy cam footage.

  • @Koler2k
    @Koler2k 2 года назад +1

    Crazy how they could reconstruct film from 1920

  • @farismag
    @farismag 8 лет назад +68

    I think she lied about her age, she is no way 22 years of age!

    • @barnabyaprobert5159
      @barnabyaprobert5159 8 лет назад +4

      +Almag, Faris PHYSICALLY she's 22, MENTALLY she's 7.

    • @lovelyxskinny
      @lovelyxskinny 7 лет назад

      why not

    • @TexTom1981
      @TexTom1981 5 лет назад +3

      You're really going to try and judge her age on this crappy video??

  • @Speedstack21
    @Speedstack21 4 года назад +4

    I've been looking for this set for a long time.
    Does anyone know where I can find the full version of this set??

  • @twitch54304
    @twitch54304 3 года назад

    I fu***n love Zach! I wish he would come to green bay

  • @kevinmiller6423
    @kevinmiller6423 7 лет назад +2

    lmfao perfect ending.

  • @hamnchee
    @hamnchee Месяц назад

    I think about the "Happy meals are weird" line on a monthly basis for the last decade.

  • @vooveks
    @vooveks 4 года назад +8

    There was a great bit later when he picked out a member of the audience who was filming the show on his cellphone and went "why can't you just enjoy a fucking show without filming it on your cellphone you fucking millennial ". Hilarious! I think it's on RUclips somewhere.

  • @Joseph-nh6in
    @Joseph-nh6in 7 лет назад +12

    He's a pretty good piano player

  • @Reggie2000
    @Reggie2000 2 года назад

    Genius!

  • @tinyairplane
    @tinyairplane 8 лет назад

    This was hilarious xD

  • @Futuretense101
    @Futuretense101 6 лет назад +9

    I love this guy but I'd never want be on the receiving of his insults LOL.

  • @leesawford
    @leesawford 8 лет назад +1

    ' I've got a page up here about asking nurses questions'. Brilliant !

    • @243wayne1
      @243wayne1 8 лет назад

      +elijah pink Exaaaaaaaaaactly... Grabs one page from the podium, looks at it briefly, puts it back and grabs "The correct page" About asking nurses questions! HAHAHAHA! LOVE IT!

  • @henryleon5919
    @henryleon5919 5 лет назад +5

    I laugh just by seeing him!! #god

  • @infiniteandroid
    @infiniteandroid 4 года назад +1

    Legend!!!

  • @free322001
    @free322001 8 лет назад +364

    22? Dog years?

    • @thamachoswedishpotat
      @thamachoswedishpotat 8 лет назад +22

      That would make her way younger...

    • @johnsnow1450
      @johnsnow1450 8 лет назад

      +Isaak Keidser Flygare what?

    • @BzrkMiinX
      @BzrkMiinX 8 лет назад +8

      +John Snow 1 year is 7 dog years. So 22 dog years would make her about 3

    • @mmfuntouchable5565
      @mmfuntouchable5565 8 лет назад +5

      +Isaak Keidser Flygare think this joke went over both of your heads.. he meant 22x7 not 3...lol

    • @lovelyxskinny
      @lovelyxskinny 7 лет назад +2

      hmm I thought she was in her 20s

  • @txmoney
    @txmoney 5 лет назад

    Guy is quick.
    We need more Zach.

  • @adityakuttus
    @adityakuttus 6 лет назад +5

    "when I was trying to tell my jihad jokes" lmaoo 😂

  • @cdismufasa
    @cdismufasa 8 лет назад

    Wow such a master of his craft.

  • @fupduck1865
    @fupduck1865 6 лет назад +1

    Lol, he is like, give me something to work with!

  • @maxrockatansky1271
    @maxrockatansky1271 4 года назад +3

    4:51 what you came here for.

  • @DistortedFaiths
    @DistortedFaiths 8 лет назад +112

    I love it when Zak gets mad at other people. It was hilarious when he took down Justin Bieber on Between Two Ferns.

    • @ajnode
      @ajnode 5 лет назад +24

      Took him down? You mean they read off a script that they had rehearsed beforehand? Amazing stuff. Truly amazing.

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 4 года назад

      Tried to get gruff with Sean Penn...
      BIG MISTAKE.

    • @lukenluken
      @lukenluken 4 года назад +1

      @@ajnodelisten to zack on off camera. The celebs are not told before hand

    • @yougants8927
      @yougants8927 4 года назад

      *Got spit chewing gum on face*

  • @michaelmattice4986
    @michaelmattice4986 6 лет назад +1

    I too have a Subaru out back...I also have one in the garage.

  • @contactkeithstack
    @contactkeithstack 8 лет назад +116

    that's hilarious

    • @matthewherzog6155
      @matthewherzog6155 8 лет назад

      +contactkeithstack
      What is?

    • @atheisticastpodcast2077
      @atheisticastpodcast2077 8 лет назад +2

      +Cameron Brwdway Now when I say "What?" I want you to answer me clearly, articulately and honestly.
      What?

    • @cameronbrwdway9486
      @cameronbrwdway9486 8 лет назад +4

      AtheistiCast Podcast
      I'm going to blame that post on my crippling alcoholism.

    • @Sir_Flopsalot
      @Sir_Flopsalot 8 лет назад +14

      +contactkeithstack I just read that in Louie C K voice.

    • @martinluna9108
      @martinluna9108 8 лет назад +1

      +flopinator fuckin sweet.yesss!

  • @franklytosay
    @franklytosay 4 года назад

    Talented guy

  • @antidecepticon
    @antidecepticon 5 лет назад

    and im left wanting more

  • @hopefulkoala01435
    @hopefulkoala01435 7 лет назад +196

    22? Stone maybe.

    • @Tuff_love
      @Tuff_love 6 лет назад +2

      Tuna1989 lolololol 22 stone😂😂

    • @eLiFILMSinc
      @eLiFILMSinc 5 лет назад +1

      What

    • @objectivereasoning4372
      @objectivereasoning4372 5 лет назад

      No. I’m in the US, but understood the reference nonetheless. Watching international boxing/mma bouts certainly helps.

    • @DGRIFF
      @DGRIFF 5 лет назад +1

      @@objectivereasoning4372 Same. It's called being cultured... Only a very small percentage of people ever realize that their circle is not the center of the universe.

    • @obowurx6625
      @obowurx6625 4 года назад

      Objective Reasoning this 👍

  • @jonathanwebb3024
    @jonathanwebb3024 4 года назад

    Brilliant.

  • @kladewilson598
    @kladewilson598 4 года назад +6

    If you watch this drunk you don’t even notice the video quality

  • @Davidm00sh12
    @Davidm00sh12 2 года назад

    He king of bombed up until the end - he managed to save it

  • @kellybeveridge8916
    @kellybeveridge8916 7 лет назад

    your fucking awesome Zach 🍻

  • @johnpounds4810
    @johnpounds4810 5 лет назад

    Awesome love the guy man 😂🤣💯✊🏻

  • @patrickfreitas3549
    @patrickfreitas3549 6 лет назад

    Fuggin genius

  • @dodgersdoon1130
    @dodgersdoon1130 5 лет назад +1

    Classic zach

  • @IcedMalaChaiTea
    @IcedMalaChaiTea 8 лет назад

    Best song

  • @askyles91
    @askyles91 5 лет назад

    Legend

  • @kingdrum315
    @kingdrum315 5 лет назад

    That ending tho

  • @Futt.Buckerson
    @Futt.Buckerson 4 года назад +6

    At 3:09 "Do you have Schweppes?"

  • @doyouknowwhothehelli
    @doyouknowwhothehelli 8 лет назад

    true talent lol

  • @maximilian333
    @maximilian333 8 лет назад

    every comeback of his is like a nuclear detonation

  • @jimbolo4710
    @jimbolo4710 7 лет назад +1

    For the record, a CNA is not a nurse but a certified nurse assistant. A nurse has to go to at least 2 years of college, a CNA 8 weeks of training.

  • @danlerman
    @danlerman 8 лет назад +5

    Zach handled it very well but you can tell that, even though he never stopped being funny, it was stressful as it would be.

    • @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239
      @donvandamnjohnsonlongfella1239 8 лет назад

      +Danny Lerman It's college crap :-p Only time it really matters for a comedian to be on point is when they do an HBO special. That's when they get paid and it will be rerun over and over again. This is just time to test out material and see what works and what doesn't.

    • @danlerman
      @danlerman 8 лет назад

      As a comedian I know that even when you just go to an open mic hecklers can be terrible for your act. Not so much because you get paid or not, but because they mess with your routine and your rythm while you're already on the spot, so you have to think very fast to get back on track.

  • @mariomarx138
    @mariomarx138 8 лет назад +5

    She didn't even heckle him.

  • @justme197511
    @justme197511 5 лет назад +4

    LoL, oh Zack...

  • @Fabo100
    @Fabo100 5 лет назад +4

    Zach Claudia Galifinakis is a beautiful name

  • @rickmc8417311
    @rickmc8417311 Год назад

    Can you let me finish talking? Stop interrupting. You're young enough to f*king spank. That had me dying with 😂😂

  • @ChicagoDeepHouseHead
    @ChicagoDeepHouseHead 4 года назад +9

    Filmed on the iphone -4

  • @MrLuffy9131
    @MrLuffy9131 4 года назад +14

    Between two mics

  • @smooothest
    @smooothest 4 года назад

    Of all people to heckle