Carrie Fisher Roasts George Lucas at AFI Life Achievement Award

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @MetroXLR
    @MetroXLR 5 лет назад +12647

    *"Hello. I'm Mrs. Han Solo, and I'm an Alcoholic."*
    That line was so perfect, I refuse to believe it isn't Star Wars Canon.

    • @delbut12
      @delbut12 5 лет назад +259

      Think she just leaked Leia’s last line in TROS

    • @Gloss613
      @Gloss613 5 лет назад +39

      @@delbut12 by having watched the pre-release I can confirm

    • @rickrollrizal2364
      @rickrollrizal2364 5 лет назад +68

      No wonder Ben Solo was f-ed up

    • @sbonel3224
      @sbonel3224 5 лет назад +46

      "That line was so perfect, I refuse to believe it isn't Star Wars Canon."
      Her lines in the original trilogy are nowhere near that witty.

    • @gimoroemma
      @gimoroemma 5 лет назад +6

      Hello sir I like Cocaine 🤭🤭

  • @shuboy05
    @shuboy05 7 лет назад +5343

    I wish Natalie Portman was at the show just so we could see her reaction to Carrie's "Queen Armadillo."

    • @altaccount1327
      @altaccount1327 5 лет назад +11

      Random Dude shut up

    • @MK-ophelia
      @MK-ophelia 5 лет назад +25

      User @@randomdude189 is just a copy pasting troll. Nobody feed the incels, remember?

    • @thomasfleig1780
      @thomasfleig1780 5 лет назад +24

      @@randomdude189.... And yet she was far more successful, and was loved by millions more people, than you'll ever be?

    • @hobobob59
      @hobobob59 5 лет назад +48

      @@randomdude189 Ya know, promiscuity and drug taking seem to be a common thread among some of the most influential people of all time. Let's be real, she didn't hurt anyone, she was in some of the most groundbreaking films of all time, and she took it all like a champ. If that ain't a legend idk what is.

    • @antoniomontana2034
      @antoniomontana2034 5 лет назад +3

      JUGGERNOG no u

  • @TheRealmOfTF
    @TheRealmOfTF 5 лет назад +5783

    Carrie: "Because if not, who the hell was that guy?"
    Harrison: "I've got a bad feeling about this"

    • @marcel.d9624
      @marcel.d9624 5 лет назад +151

      "Time to abandoned ship"

    • @Autotrope
      @Autotrope 5 лет назад +13

      What are you guys referencing?

    • @marcel.d9624
      @marcel.d9624 5 лет назад +120

      @@Autotrope because she had a relationship with Harrison Ford at this moment

    • @klavt6663
      @klavt6663 5 лет назад +84

      Harrison: "ight imma head out"

    • @damien2729
      @damien2729 5 лет назад +9

      lololololol

  • @RyJsLn
    @RyJsLn 9 месяцев назад +67

    It has been 15 years and this is still the best thing I've ever seen.

    • @mqueensb27
      @mqueensb27 Месяц назад +3

      I rewatch this every time I need a good clean laugh without all of today's woke bullshit!!!!

  • @AlphaMunky
    @AlphaMunky 8 лет назад +3892

    'Queen Armadillo' I'm going to miss you Carrie. Gone but not forgotten

    • @B-dawg-mc6hm
      @B-dawg-mc6hm 7 лет назад +26

      AlphaMunky
      I thought she said armadildo😂 thanks for the correct quote!

    • @theirsaledmejwhwyhrjehwhjw6664
      @theirsaledmejwhwyhrjehwhjw6664 7 лет назад +2

      AlphaMunky 💕💕💕💕

    • @kevinrichards3288
      @kevinrichards3288 6 лет назад +1

      +B-dawg8504 lol

    • @MegaSlowburner
      @MegaSlowburner 6 лет назад

      No nice try

    • @BeckettSong
      @BeckettSong 6 лет назад +3

      Before I clicked on the thumbs up icon it was at 999; now it's an even thousand. That goes out to fictional detective Adrian Monk of the SFPD. LOL!

  • @Flint_Ironstagg
    @Flint_Ironstagg 5 лет назад +9698

    george lucas looks weird not dressed like hes going to wal-mart

  • @nate9962
    @nate9962 5 лет назад +3971

    Carrie roasting Padme is not what I expected but I love it

    • @kt-ot3wj
      @kt-ot3wj 4 года назад +12

      500th like yayayayayyay

    • @TheFirstCurse1
      @TheFirstCurse1 4 года назад +70

      Princess Leia>>>>>Padme

    • @Brikkyy13
      @Brikkyy13 4 года назад +222

      That's not a roast, that's her genuinely wondering why Natalie Portman got to wear a bra and she didn't.

    • @rosesrosesandroses1201
      @rosesrosesandroses1201 4 года назад +126

      That was more like a slander towards George than it is towards Natalie

    • @DragonGoddess18
      @DragonGoddess18 4 года назад +26

      Leia roasting her bio mom, huh?

  • @woodrobin
    @woodrobin 3 года назад +686

    "And in conclusion, I hope I slept with you to get that job, because if not, who the hell was that guy?" The most perfect ending line for a roast ever.

    • @smc1942
      @smc1942 2 года назад +26

      I think I know why _Chewbacca_ was smiling throughout the first film!!!😉

    • @LambBeats
      @LambBeats 11 месяцев назад +1

      Why is thatt

  • @Alienkiwi730
    @Alienkiwi730 5 лет назад +8286

    I love how she wasn't joking

    • @generalreign3483
      @generalreign3483 5 лет назад +163

      yeah she is an alcoholic, former coke fiend, I don't get why people worship her.

    • @chrismarciniak1666
      @chrismarciniak1666 5 лет назад +881

      @@generalreign3483 no one's perfect, man. A lot of people who did drugs or was previously an alcoholic can be an inspiration. Hell, even people who are currently not sober can still be cool and an inspiration to people, they just have personal problems. Just like the rest of us.

    • @kaptenlemper
      @kaptenlemper 5 лет назад +678

      @@generalreign3483 because in spite of it all, she faced down her demons and came out a stronger person in the end.

    • @ohkfilms
      @ohkfilms 5 лет назад +89

      @@chrismarciniak1666 beautifully said. Can be worst people who are jaded, lacks compassion and a doctor. So when I went through addiction and was badly treated by docs, I went and got accepted to medical school. I was going to change things. But I dropped out. Could not justify trying to save things going to shit because I've lost hope in humanity, because of people like the judgmental commenter. I'll just try to live my best in given circumstance and let live. Might think me antisocial but I guess I'm just jaded like that doctor, only didn't have to go through that hell to realize and I've kept my compassion intact. But still..

    • @chrismarciniak1666
      @chrismarciniak1666 5 лет назад +32

      @@masterql5 or even most musicians rock, metal, rap you name it. Most people's musical idols are (were) drug fanatics.

  • @MikeeYowee
    @MikeeYowee 8 лет назад +5529

    What a fucking legend. I'm in tears right now. Rest in peace, Carrie Fisher.

  • @AtlasBlizzard
    @AtlasBlizzard 9 лет назад +1751

    The Queen Amidala part had me in stitches. She DOES have a different hairstyle and dress in every scene!

    • @RaeCarson
      @RaeCarson 9 лет назад +123

      +SethBlizzard "I bet she even got to wear a bra!"

    • @Balinux
      @Balinux 9 лет назад +19

      +SethBlizzard That only makes acting harder you know.

    • @mastodontfilmsmads
      @mastodontfilmsmads 7 лет назад +21

      Leia's outfits were so much better. The original trilogy was nice and simple - although some of the actors had REALLY weird hair. And beards. Like that rebel general who's with Leia watching the attack on the Death Star - his moustache is monumental.

    • @Lesbosac
      @Lesbosac 7 лет назад +20

      SethBlizzard I even bet she got to wear a Bra even though you told me I couldn't! Because there's no Underwear in Space! 😡😆

    • @Countygirl
      @Countygirl 5 лет назад

      Ikr

  • @ethangabriele3342
    @ethangabriele3342 5 лет назад +955

    It’s so weird hearing her voice. It’s like half old Carrie half young Carrie

  • @sjbock
    @sjbock 8 лет назад +2510

    She would have made a great host of the The Oscars.

    • @javiercortes5232
      @javiercortes5232 5 лет назад +75

      100% agree. But with all the politically correctness atmosphere her act would be censored

    • @cezarsarman1937
      @cezarsarman1937 5 лет назад +20

      Ye, but she would then roast the fuck out of Leftists

    • @altaccount1327
      @altaccount1327 5 лет назад +3

      Random Dude shut up!!!

    • @thomasfleig1780
      @thomasfleig1780 5 лет назад +7

      @Star Trek Theory.... No, she never fucked Mark. She fucked Harrison Ford.

    • @thomasfleig1780
      @thomasfleig1780 5 лет назад +19

      @@randomdude189.... And how does it make you feel that a junkie was far more successful, and was loved by millions more people, than you'll ever be?

  • @patriciaKnightley
    @patriciaKnightley 5 лет назад +6474

    “Who the hell was that guy?”
    Harrison: Oh god, make her stop...

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 5 лет назад +20

      Abeal Ureshi xD

    • @wingsandash
      @wingsandash 4 года назад +29

      @Julia Mimi It was a big nugget, but she informed him of it in advance. She would never have released that information without letting him know.

    • @алинакравченко-щ9ч
      @алинакравченко-щ9ч 4 года назад +6

      @Julia Mimi imagine his face🤔🤪🤪🤭

    • @scotcarr3390
      @scotcarr3390 3 года назад +10

      Like Betty & Veronica in "Archie", Carrie friendzoned the nice guy who would've treated her like the woman she is & shagged the bad boy.
      Okay, fair enough, but she lived a life! I can overlook her issues.

    • @thesusausage7951
      @thesusausage7951 3 года назад +4

      Lmfao

  •  5 лет назад +2794

    She is the kinda of Princess this world needs!

    • @BogOwl
      @BogOwl 5 лет назад +16

      Saki Maro But she will always be remembered.

    • @tomatoboi5735
      @tomatoboi5735 5 лет назад +3

      "She's is" is a same thing

    • @YouGottaShootEmInTheHead
      @YouGottaShootEmInTheHead 5 лет назад

      Well apparentky your comment rings true, because ALL THE ORINCESSES ARE FUCKING DEAD

    • @EdsterIII
      @EdsterIII 5 лет назад +3

      @@YouGottaShootEmInTheHead Spell check.....learn it, know it, live it.

    • @darth_kal-el
      @darth_kal-el 5 лет назад +2

      Claire Redfield you’re a fucking idiot.

  • @richardhedderly
    @richardhedderly Год назад +77

    It's the fear in Spielberg's eyes when she walks on stage that floors me.

    • @PDC1987
      @PDC1987 3 месяца назад +4

      He’s essentially the emperor of Hollywood, and very much concerned with keeping up appearances and not being controversial. He literally froze Megan Fox’s career for a solid half a decade after she spoke out about what it was like working for Michael Bay on set. (Steven was a main producer on the Transformers films.)

    • @susieq1170
      @susieq1170 17 дней назад

      ​@@PDC1987I was thinking more along the lines of preditory behavior on his part.

  • @l.r.5255
    @l.r.5255 5 лет назад +1920

    She’ll be never forgotten as a princess ,comedian,director and author
    She’s one with the force

    • @ConnorMcCartney95
      @ConnorMcCartney95 5 лет назад +6

      She was a comedian?

    • @l.r.5255
      @l.r.5255 5 лет назад +4

      Connor McCartney no, but she was funny af

    • @ConnorMcCartney95
      @ConnorMcCartney95 5 лет назад +1

      @@l.r.5255 she also wasn't a director

    • @l.r.5255
      @l.r.5255 5 лет назад

      Connor McCartney u sure ? I think she was

    • @ConnorMcCartney95
      @ConnorMcCartney95 5 лет назад

      @@l.r.5255 what she directed then?

  • @caesar7734
    @caesar7734 5 лет назад +1494

    This is from 10 and a half years ago and I’m recommended it now

  • @20PINKluvr
    @20PINKluvr 5 лет назад +2900

    She was a really funny lady..

  • @eyespy3001
    @eyespy3001 5 лет назад +1306

    She straight up murdered that room.
    If Carrie Fisher hadn’t fallen into addiction she would have been so much more than just Leía. Yes, I know she was an author, and a writer, and that she continued acting in movies in small parts here and there. However, she had such an abundance of talent and wit that she could have been bigger than Ellen Degeneres and Oprah combined.
    RIP Carrie Fisher. You’re a true legend.

    • @carlostejada1479
      @carlostejada1479 4 года назад +61

      eyespy3001 She was 1000000 times better than Ellen, Oprah and M Streep together

    • @cyndianderson7056
      @cyndianderson7056 4 года назад +68

      I loved her. She was truly remarkable. Yes, she had problems but she was open about them. She had the most biting wit I think I've ever seen. Such a huge talent.

    • @icarus6712
      @icarus6712 4 года назад +2

      So true..

    • @wired4books51
      @wired4books51 4 года назад +16

      She was Bi-Polar! And being struck with it myself and self medicating to cope it’s not that she wanted to take the drugs it’s that you want the world to slow down and the paid to subside!

    • @Altmetalpunk
      @Altmetalpunk 4 года назад +33

      I mean, she won a Grammy and a saturn award and was nominated for a ton of other awards. I just dont think she was interested in doing the kinds of roles required to get an Oscar. She liked her independent films and outlandish comedies. She seemed so in her element in blues brothers.

  • @Owlpunk
    @Owlpunk 8 лет назад +2423

    What a monumental loss. RIP, Carry. You were so much more than just Princess Leai :(

    • @garyshaw9912
      @garyshaw9912 7 лет назад +57

      InnerPartisan if you really believed that then you could have at least spelled her name right.

    • @treepeenbawlz1934
      @treepeenbawlz1934 7 лет назад +24

      Leia*

    • @josiahkruse1180
      @josiahkruse1180 7 лет назад +11

      Says the person who spelled her own stage name wrong and didn't have the common decency to edit and fix that humongous error.

    • @kevinrichards3288
      @kevinrichards3288 6 лет назад +17

      InnerPartisan you mispelled both her real & character names. They are spelled Carrie & Leia.

    • @bennoakes2477
      @bennoakes2477 5 лет назад

      turns out she wasn't any more than just that.

  • @KkiwiArt
    @KkiwiArt 7 лет назад +801

    "but like any abused child wearing a metal bikini chained to a giant slug about to die. . ." lmfao

    • @Countygirl
      @Countygirl 5 лет назад +14

      She one of kind

    • @jasonsmith8300
      @jasonsmith8300 4 года назад +9

      @@Countygirl we wanted to see what his face looked like when it changed expression

    • @traceysampson251
      @traceysampson251 4 года назад

      🤣🤣😍

  • @starwarshq
    @starwarshq 11 лет назад +1973

    The conclusion was priceless. She's actually pretty good at standing in front of large crowds!

    • @nickdoyle5991
      @nickdoyle5991 10 лет назад +5

      Love your vids

    • @macarsasi5340
      @macarsasi5340 4 года назад +1

      Was

    • @namanshah8354
      @namanshah8354 4 года назад +2

      Haha Lucas everyone knows it now

    • @casyatbat
      @casyatbat 3 года назад +1

      Sorry, I like your comment and the thumbs up was at *666* ;-)
      Now will be *667*

    • @ire1398
      @ire1398 3 года назад +4

      Her books are amazing

  • @soldaten-norbert8520
    @soldaten-norbert8520 4 года назад +528

    "There is no underwear in space" killed me

    • @0908wwt
      @0908wwt 3 года назад +32

      He actually told her that.

    • @tomasmicak9041
      @tomasmicak9041 3 года назад +9

      @@0908wwt And the world is forever gratefull.

    • @jedijones
      @jedijones 3 года назад +1

      @@0908wwt Don't think so. He said there's no jiggling in the Empire and they taped down her boobs in Episode IV.

    • @lizgordon5999
      @lizgordon5999 3 года назад +20

      @@tomasmicak9041 ok weirdo

    • @metalvoiceguy1232
      @metalvoiceguy1232 2 года назад

      I wanna make a joke but I fear that said joke would kill me so just pretend I made a joke that isn't fucked up at all

  • @bringitgreenie5957
    @bringitgreenie5957 8 лет назад +623

    That's how she will be remembered. Snarky, hilarious and never tired of poking fun at herself. RIP, Carrie Fisher. Love you!!

    • @AthAthanasius
      @AthAthanasius 8 лет назад +27

      I can only add "HELL YEAH!" to that.

    • @PatriCoop
      @PatriCoop 7 лет назад +2

      Bringit Greenie Absolutely! It feels slightly sadder without her sharp self-deprecation around :(

    • @danbragg2918
      @danbragg2918 5 лет назад +3

      ......, just remembered as a junkie 🤷

    • @parker8784
      @parker8784 5 лет назад

      Bringit Greenie also a super junkie she was on like all drugs.

    • @vaderladyl
      @vaderladyl 3 года назад

      @@parker8784 Big deal.

  • @wexpyke
    @wexpyke 5 лет назад +3995

    Jesus Christ she roasted him within an inch of his life

    • @Cobra-Commander83
      @Cobra-Commander83 5 лет назад +60

      Queen of the roast

    • @TracyGreenwood
      @TracyGreenwood 5 лет назад +125

      Pray I don't roast you any further.

    • @brow276
      @brow276 5 лет назад +22

      She’s so dang high on coke it’s probably where she got the energy

    • @Countygirl
      @Countygirl 5 лет назад +6

      Beautiful

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 4 года назад +5

      @@Cobra-Commander83 queen of the toast

  • @DualGrey93
    @DualGrey93 8 лет назад +910

    She was fucking hilarious. A bright, witty, and couragous human being in every sense of the word. An icon, a legend, pioneer, a fighter, a woman. RIP.

    • @jennyjargon3151
      @jennyjargon3151 8 лет назад +8

      DualGrey bloody heart attacks killing off beloved people. 2016 what a sadist!

    • @jennyjargon3151
      @jennyjargon3151 8 лет назад +7

      DualGrey RIP Carrie Fisher!

    • @Thecriticguy16
      @Thecriticguy16 8 лет назад +3

      .... Relax, she told a few jokes. Don't need to clumsily throw out "courageous" like that. Words lose their meanings so fast.

    • @BlueFury2577
      @BlueFury2577 8 лет назад +10

      +John Rose She wasn't referring to the video at that part.

    • @jessicazeller8060
      @jessicazeller8060 8 лет назад +18

      John Rose Carrie was courageous for her mental health advocacy. Way to undermine her. Sheesh.

  • @hamburgerlover9825
    @hamburgerlover9825 5 лет назад +294

    god, carrie was such a badass

  • @AllThatJuice-
    @AllThatJuice- 5 лет назад +2958

    Damn bruh, she joked about it but I bet she had some dark Hollywood stories for sure

    • @wreckoner2650
      @wreckoner2650 5 лет назад +126

      puff, puff, then pass yoda does.

    • @welcum2mywurldtv
      @welcum2mywurldtv 5 лет назад +294

      You're right. Her daughter Billie wrote an article about her mom in TIME magazine and that Carrie and Billie's dad had pushed her incredibly hard NOT to go into acting

    • @DivineYT
      @DivineYT 4 года назад +27

      lmfao @ that name. Pass that shit yung padawan.

    • @thehubbabubba667
      @thehubbabubba667 4 года назад +20

      Share some of that smoke Yoda

    • @KyleHolmes97
      @KyleHolmes97 4 года назад +7

      Aye, its 4/20 bro

  • @Gloss613
    @Gloss613 5 лет назад +1093

    Just watched her in Rise of Skywalker half an hour ago. Cried everytime she appeared. I love her so much. Rest in Peace, Carrie

    • @ryneprince7113
      @ryneprince7113 5 лет назад +13

      Then they need to let her rest and keep her out of the damn movies. Its sick. Inhate seeing her in them.

    • @Gloss613
      @Gloss613 5 лет назад +17

      @@ryneprince7113 well, they used about 8 minutes of footage which had the actual actress, and about 20 seconds with someone else as her shadow (or that's whom I think it was).
      Spoiler if you had already seen the movie or not care about it.
      .
      .
      .
      .
      ..
      .
      I don't think Lucasfilms/Disney would show her unless it's a flashback when she was young or as a force ghost like it was made at the end. Her family had already told they wouldn't let them do any more cgi shoots of Carrie in general

    • @ryneprince7113
      @ryneprince7113 5 лет назад +5

      @@Gloss613 they was plenty of cgi, and even using the old footage, I still hated that. It literally ruined the movie, trying to get everyone else's dialogue to match up with hers made lines made the conversations terrible.

    • @ryneprince7113
      @ryneprince7113 5 лет назад +1

      @@Gloss613 and her family doesnt have a say in anything with the chi. They may act like they do, but anyone can make a rendering of anyone else.

    • @Gloss613
      @Gloss613 5 лет назад +2

      @@ryneprince7113 yeah, obviously, but they meant on future movies of the franchise. For example, Carrie's family can easily sue them if they replicate her without their consent for another film

  • @AnIdiotsLantern
    @AnIdiotsLantern 9 лет назад +866

    ... this is called a "mic drop." She fucking KILLED IT.

    • @MobiusBandwidth
      @MobiusBandwidth 9 лет назад +37

      +AnIdiotsLantern clicking thumbs up is not enough, they need to make another button just for this video.

    • @MGSBigBoss77
      @MGSBigBoss77 7 лет назад +1

      Yup!

  • @obi-wankenobi8050
    @obi-wankenobi8050 5 лет назад +1131

    Carrie: WHO THE HELL WAS THAT GUY?!?
    Ford: 👁 👄 👁

    • @taejinnied
      @taejinnied 4 года назад +35

      General Kenobi! You are a bold one!

    • @partofmet.9619
      @partofmet.9619 4 года назад +20

      Master, you're alive

    • @mango4350
      @mango4350 4 года назад +12

      Hello there.

    • @fwmiguel9439
      @fwmiguel9439 4 года назад

      Huh I don’t get it...

    • @taejinnied
      @taejinnied 4 года назад +1

      @@fwmiguel9439 wait really?

  • @victorm152
    @victorm152 5 лет назад +1866

    By God...how...how did Carrie Fisher never become a standup comedian

  • @Laura-wj8ti
    @Laura-wj8ti 5 лет назад +524

    Carrie fisher was the hero we needed but didn’t deserve

    • @afellowpotato
      @afellowpotato 7 месяцев назад

      I'm just replying so you can see how much likes you got

  • @hindsightpov4218
    @hindsightpov4218 8 лет назад +544

    The light that burns twice as bright burns half as long, and you have burned so very bright, Carrie.

    • @ddjmfan
      @ddjmfan 7 лет назад +3

      HindsightPOV Everyone that knew Carrie said she was a very bright light. Too bad that light has forever been extinguished. :(

    • @AristonSparta
      @AristonSparta 5 лет назад +2

      @ddjmfan not extinguished... ascended most likely.

    • @ThomasSellers
      @ThomasSellers 5 лет назад +1

      She's done extraordinary things! Let her revel in her time.
      It's too bad she won't live to see how proud of her we all are...but then again, who does?
      Allow me to "run the blade" one more time...
      Mr Lucas, you should've given her more of a better life....FUCKER!!!!

    • @punctuationman334
      @punctuationman334 5 лет назад

      al dajjal shah e dunya how so? Are you projecting.

  • @whatevs00
    @whatevs00 4 года назад +204

    “Latter half of my Leia-laden life” is top five all-time turns of phrase.

  • @eriqrainbow
    @eriqrainbow 7 лет назад +400

    Spielberg's face when Carrie Fisher was mentioned was like, "Uh Oh, here she comes, brace yourself, George."

  • @aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa
    @aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa 10 лет назад +4501

    Is carrie fisher a comedian? she should be a comedian

    • @wars113
      @wars113 10 лет назад +188

      look at her one hour comedy special, really funny show about her life

    • @KBizzy
      @KBizzy 10 лет назад +212

      She's a very successful writer and she does live comedy as well. But it's all about her life and how fucked up it was.

    • @MediaLover194
      @MediaLover194 9 лет назад +48

      She uses most of this material in the show when she talks about Star Wars.

    • @rumblefish9
      @rumblefish9 9 лет назад +39

      aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa She wrote 'Postcards from the Edge'... there's a lot of dark humour and loved the movie too.

    • @imgonnastealyourgirl
      @imgonnastealyourgirl 9 лет назад +11

      +aquelescaraaaaaaaaaa She did a stand-up show a few times !

  • @shodancat1000
    @shodancat1000 9 лет назад +215

    Wow, her delivery was SO good!

  • @ncwordman
    @ncwordman 2 года назад +95

    No one can roast like Carrie Fisher. It should be impossible to be brutal and adorable at the same time. But she always was.

  • @camila-lm7lj
    @camila-lm7lj 5 лет назад +504

    “Queen armadillo”

  • @c3-po279
    @c3-po279 8 лет назад +140

    thats how she will be remembered: a talented happy woman with a great sense of humour. RIP, Miss Carrie

  • @99jarjarbinks
    @99jarjarbinks 8 лет назад +720

    One of history's greatest roasts! LOL Rest In Peace, Carrie...

  • @bartoszdulas1703
    @bartoszdulas1703 3 года назад +117

    She was a Princess of Alderaan.
    She was a Resistance General.
    She was a Rebellion Legend.
    She was a Skywalker.
    She was a Queen of Popculture.
    We love you Carrie.

  • @theerkenbrand1358
    @theerkenbrand1358 5 лет назад +395

    2:47 Just Bail Organa proud of his Leia

    • @SimmerRose
      @SimmerRose 5 лет назад +55

      my heart was so happy when I saw him there

    • @Dale-jr7oj
      @Dale-jr7oj 6 месяцев назад

      Love Jimmy smits!

  • @robsherfey4582
    @robsherfey4582 5 лет назад +331

    That's got to be the single greatest, yet scathingly honest, roast to ever grace the AFIs.

    • @the_ZAMURAI
      @the_ZAMURAI 3 года назад +5

      You’ve never heard of Don Rickles, have you?

    • @Historian212
      @Historian212 Год назад +2

      @@the_ZAMURAI She was better.

    • @the_ZAMURAI
      @the_ZAMURAI Год назад

      @@Historian212 mmmmm no

  • @felphero
    @felphero 9 лет назад +722

    Queen Armadillo OMFG I'm dying

  • @urbypilot2136
    @urbypilot2136 2 года назад +15

    It is now 2022. We will never stop missing you Carrie Fisher.

  • @Jojo-bk2pq
    @Jojo-bk2pq 8 лет назад +373

    I'm usually not really affected by celebrity deaths but I am by this. Carrie is a legend. I not only love Star Wars but I also read all of her books and they made me laugh out loud. She just seemed so funny, fearless and real. RIP Princess

  • @lenapalasti28
    @lenapalasti28 8 лет назад +803

    RIP Carrie Fisher. may the force be with her

    • @KristineMaitland
      @KristineMaitland 6 лет назад +7

      The force WAS with her. Remember, she stood in front of her own father (Vader) and even he did not clue in that she was his daughter and the makings of a Jedi. It did not kick in until ep 6. Plus she killed Jabba the Hutt with a chain and her bare hands. A Force to be sure. RIP.

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 5 лет назад +3

      Kristine Maitland I don't know if you realised but we're on planet earth buddy

    • @chickendrawsdogs3343
      @chickendrawsdogs3343 5 лет назад +2

      She IS the Force now.

    • @jimp514
      @jimp514 5 лет назад +1

      Always

    • @altaccount1327
      @altaccount1327 5 лет назад

      Random Dude stop speaking Ill of the dead

  • @TruthinessChibiOtaku
    @TruthinessChibiOtaku 9 лет назад +164

    What an amazing human being.
    And I love how Spielberg is sitting right next to Lucas patting him on his shoulder while laughing his ass off. xD

  • @natalieps2387
    @natalieps2387 5 лет назад +52

    Carrie is hysterically funny. Every single joke hit. No wonder for many years she was hired to write jokes for the Oscar's & punched up scripts in hollywood plus her own written books. So sad she is gone. I remember crying seeing people write " our princess is gone " carrie you are also a once in a generation woman that only comes along once in a generation.

  • @redskeith4737
    @redskeith4737 5 лет назад +351

    That Woman was a treasure, an honest treasure and she is terribly missed.

  • @pfcthomasw.9394
    @pfcthomasw.9394 5 лет назад +552

    "Who the hell was that guy" 😂
    God, we ALL miss her.
    May she
    REST IN PEACE
    FOREVER ...

  • @spiderwayne
    @spiderwayne 9 лет назад +913

    Carrie Fisher is AWESOME!

    • @juniejean98
      @juniejean98 9 лет назад +12

      +SpiderWayne AGREED!

    • @mobspeak
      @mobspeak 8 лет назад +3

      +SpiderWayne Classy lady.

    • @romans52345-cy3tq
      @romans52345-cy3tq 8 лет назад +5

      Classy Lady who used to sniff like 5 lines of coke before every time she did a scene and she clearly sniffed a few before this speech

    • @jenniferwellman5311
      @jenniferwellman5311 7 лет назад +12

      romans52345 what the fuck difference does it make? She was a classy woman. Who the fuck are you?a nobody....bye Felicia

    • @ogdocvato
      @ogdocvato 7 лет назад +14

      romans52345 Carrie was not the first nor will she be the last supremely talented artist to suffer from Bipolar Affective Disorder and to struggle with drug abuse. She was a flawed person, but she was a cherished person who leaves us with shining examples of her artistry and her writings, each filled with beauty and honesty.

  • @charlie-obrien
    @charlie-obrien 2 года назад +30

    Simply glorious!
    Her speech, her acting and writing, her personality and her whole damn life!
    I will never stop loving and missing Carrie Fischer.

  • @DisapprovingShinji
    @DisapprovingShinji 8 лет назад +719

    "I hope I've slept with you to get that job, because if not, HOW THE HELL WAS THAT GUY?!"
    OMG I died.

    • @bobbys.3158
      @bobbys.3158 8 лет назад

      Please gimme explaination about that last line. I can't understand her last Joke. Please.

    • @DisapprovingShinji
      @DisapprovingShinji 8 лет назад +59

      Because if she didn't sleep with him, it would mean she slept with somebody who she thought was George Lucas, but she doesn't know who the guy actually was

    • @donnyst.pierre3820
      @donnyst.pierre3820 8 лет назад +2

      Link the Hero of Time So did she

    • @natalieann3041
      @natalieann3041 8 лет назад +17

      Harrison Ford!!

    • @BamaFan-vc4gn
      @BamaFan-vc4gn 7 лет назад +41

      Good lord, people. She didn't sleep with anyone... she was going for the laugh.
      You don't really think she'd admit to sleeping with a married director in front of millions of people.

  • @motor4X4kombat
    @motor4X4kombat 8 лет назад +666

    carrie fisher: the only woman who got the guts to mock lucas for what he is, and not for what fanboys say. RIP

    • @ilikepigeons6101
      @ilikepigeons6101 5 лет назад +10

      Lol true

    • @bonesbrigader
      @bonesbrigader 5 лет назад +5

      Oh go blow it out of your" beeeep"
      Who cares about all that nonsense
      This was fun

    • @LukeMorphett
      @LukeMorphett 5 лет назад +34

      I totally agree. The part where she says: You, my formerly silent friend are an extraordinary talent, and lets face it an artist. The like of witch is seen perhaps once in a generation and helps define that generation.
      Fanboys don't often do him credit.

    • @Schoney32
      @Schoney32 5 лет назад +22

      Luke Morphett it’s not fanboys who hate him so much actually. It’s the old Original fans that can’t get there heads around the Prequels. Most of us die hard fans respect him and love him. Me especially.

    • @bonesbrigader
      @bonesbrigader 5 лет назад +1

      @@Schoney32 I'ts a shame to be honest that people who have enjoyed the movies have to argue about idea's, concepts, what they think is right or wrong and mostly judge one another and call them the terminologies of the day. Best ones are when a star wars fan calls someone a fanboy i'm like yeah ok like you were never exciteed about a film that you are so passionately heated about in a most hateful way .....riiiight! I've seen it all, older fans acting self righteous , new fans acting the very same way, same with the prequel fans.
      Why can't we like what we like an coexist?
      You're letting a movie show what kind of a person you are just remmeber that when you want to try to take something away from someone or call them names for the most childish reasons based on a movie.

  • @SavageStarl1ght
    @SavageStarl1ght 8 лет назад +847

    You will be missed you glorious amazing influential human being.

    • @PatriCoop
      @PatriCoop 7 лет назад +2

      Murathan Şimşek yes :(

    • @LandonMcAfee
      @LandonMcAfee 6 лет назад +3

      To me, she is royalty.

  • @Turco949
    @Turco949 Год назад +14

    She was witty, intelligent and outspoken with a strong character, what a fearful combo!

  • @mngentry
    @mngentry 8 лет назад +560

    "If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is not acceptable!" -Carrie Fisher
    Fixed thanks to Pius Twelvetrees

    • @piustwelfth
      @piustwelfth 8 лет назад +16

      You left out the best part of the quote! The complete quote is: "If my life wasn't funny, it would just be true, and that is not acceptable!"

    • @mngentry
      @mngentry 8 лет назад +8

      No kidding...I didn't see that part. Well that makes it 10 time better.

    • @Marguns21
      @Marguns21 5 лет назад +2

      @@randomdude189 like seriously? XD bored much?

    • @altaccount1327
      @altaccount1327 5 лет назад +2

      Random Dude stfu

  • @StephanieLærkeAndersen
    @StephanieLærkeAndersen 8 лет назад +151

    Wow, Carrie was sharp. Smart. Beautiful. I'm so sorry she and her mum are gone. Bless them X

    • @robparkinson9850
      @robparkinson9850 5 лет назад

      It was part of her stand up routine. She didn't write this just for this occasion.

    • @tomkenning5482
      @tomkenning5482 5 лет назад

      @@robparkinson9850 she did stand up?

    • @argorath
      @argorath 5 лет назад +6

      @Han Lockhart Addiction is a mental illness, you don't just get up one day and stop, and that doesn't make you stupid.

    • @avasti3866
      @avasti3866 5 лет назад +1

      @Han Lockhart not really, you'd call Carrie Fisher smart; because she's smart. And an addiction is incredibly difficult to stop. Her addiction of which was drug abuse is literally a mental illness.

  • @indyracingnut
    @indyracingnut 9 лет назад +142

    This AFI tribute will never be topped. Well done, Princess....

    • @dicio4001
      @dicio4001 9 лет назад +5

      +indyracingnut Check Steve Martin AFI speeches. He has the deadpan delivery of a God or the godly Leslie Nielsen.

  • @TheLongSummer
    @TheLongSummer 2 года назад +18

    This is a true masterpiece. RIP princess Carrie Fischer.

  • @AtenRa
    @AtenRa 8 лет назад +88

    Farewell to a hysterical, caring, wise woman. A Princess on screen, a queen in my heart. :(

  • @SairajRKamath
    @SairajRKamath 5 лет назад +2612

    This one speech > an entire Amy Schumer "comedy" special

    • @3djoe119
      @3djoe119 5 лет назад +139

      Sairaj R. Kamath screw that, this is better than her entire career

    • @LorenzoL05
      @LorenzoL05 5 лет назад +64

      John Smith A knock knock joke is better than her career

    • @3djoe119
      @3djoe119 5 лет назад +23

      Loz Just Coz a single knock on the door is entirely better

    • @spaztix1757
      @spaztix1757 5 лет назад +19

      John Smith a door is better than her career

    • @jormungandrworldserpent6437
      @jormungandrworldserpent6437 4 года назад +20

      Why are you comparing this to Amy Schumer? What does amy Schumer have to do with any of this??

  • @bcpr9812
    @bcpr9812 8 лет назад +227

    Rest in peace, Carrie. The world has lost an underappreciated treasure.

    • @mikewaite4002
      @mikewaite4002 8 лет назад +3

      BCPR 💯👍🏼

    • @aubreyjennings463
      @aubreyjennings463 8 лет назад +11

      BCPR she was literally my idol she was such a witty woman when some only saw her for her beauty and as our beloved princess, but she really was something extraordinary there will never be another princess

    • @AFaithMove
      @AFaithMove 5 лет назад +1

      Only to the blind. For those who see eternally appreciated she will forever be.

  • @giggles7179
    @giggles7179 2 года назад +18

    Nothing short of pure brilliance. Carrie Fisher was one of the truly gifted female comedians with too few actually knowing it because she wasn't given the opportunities her talents so deserved later in her life. She was never afraid to ensure she was the butt of her own jokes and boy, did she ever have the material for it.

  • @cesaracosta5483
    @cesaracosta5483 8 лет назад +308

    RIP Carrie. You were and always will be Royalty. 😭

    • @madgang201
      @madgang201 8 лет назад +6

      Have you even SEEN Star Wars?! -_-

    • @dr.elizabethmartin7118
      @dr.elizabethmartin7118 7 лет назад +3

      Carrie Fisher was NOT Jewish - her Dad was. Debbie Reynolds was NOT Jewish. You are only Jewish if your MOM is, or both parents. Don't speak about things you don't have knowledge of, Grey. thx......

    • @sheilabolton5029
      @sheilabolton5029 6 лет назад

      ! Wish I had been able to see her one woman show live she is so funny and I am sure her many fans are definitely heartbroken that we have lost a wonderful talent .

  • @minichimiz
    @minichimiz 9 лет назад +420

    Its nice to see some love (even tongue in cheek) thrown over to George as opposed to all this hate he gets now a days.

    • @patrikstreng6834
      @patrikstreng6834 9 лет назад +44

      People hate him for stupid reasons. I mean without him, sw wouldn't exist

    • @TheTechAndScience
      @TheTechAndScience 9 лет назад +15

      +patrik streng and without Star Wars millions of lives and wallets would be without purpose.

    • @patrikstreng6834
      @patrikstreng6834 9 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @LordVader1094
      @LordVader1094 9 лет назад +3

      +patrik streng And Star Wars wouldn't be popular without the people that helped make it such a classic.

    • @minichimiz
      @minichimiz 7 лет назад +4

      he's always been the overseer of creative decision making though. Disney doesn't even have him anymore. It sucks. They have no direction anymore. Dave Filoni is the only one who even somewhat can emulate what George used to do

  • @FirstSlateProductionsOfficial
    @FirstSlateProductionsOfficial 8 лет назад +409

    RIP Carrie, may the Force be with you... always.

  • @bgcs6275
    @bgcs6275 3 года назад +37

    I think I’ve watched this a 100 times! It makes me both sad and incredibly happy at the same time. To me Carrie was a treasure! I miss any future books we might’ve gotten and whatever else the future would’ve held for her.

  • @IceKarma
    @IceKarma 9 лет назад +326

    Carrie Fisher still has it.

  • @MrReco12
    @MrReco12 8 лет назад +701

    Gone too soon.
    RIP

    • @AlphaWolf789
      @AlphaWolf789 5 лет назад +4

      way too soon

    • @jerelminter
      @jerelminter 5 лет назад

      @@randomdude189 Druggie or not, Carrie was part of what made the Star Wars franchise so popular you can't take that away from her.

  • @SbstnAcha
    @SbstnAcha 9 лет назад +94

    You can say anything about his work, but It makes me so happy to see George having a laugh. He seems like a great guy.

    • @sebastieno.1614
      @sebastieno.1614 9 лет назад +6

      ^ True

    • @VNVgirl
      @VNVgirl 9 лет назад

      +Sebastian Acha He bathes in Money - never ever feel sorry for him first and foremost. Next - he knows he was great - everyone knows he did a great thing - I hope to see MORE NEW movies from him - do you?

    • @dougitar2206
      @dougitar2206 8 лет назад +9

      Sebastian Acha He actually donated millions to charity and is a nice guy. He became a little bitter after the prequels because people literally hated him. I respect him and am willing to say he has changed cinema.

    • @thefreerepublicofadmiralpr2935
      @thefreerepublicofadmiralpr2935 5 лет назад +3

      Dougitar That is why prequel haters get no respect. They’re the reason why George sold his franchise. Now, people are hating on the sequels and want George back. But you know what, haters?! Too late. YOU guys alienated yourselves from Lucas and are paying for it now.

  • @reln72
    @reln72 5 лет назад +15

    Am I the only one seeing this video for the first time 11 years later?! This is hysterical. It just so happens that many of her comments were actually true as revealed in various interviews she has given over the years.

  • @GerardChristianZach
    @GerardChristianZach 10 лет назад +87

    It is so very interesting and entertaining that Mark, Carrie, and Harrison each gave speeches here much like their characters would. Mark was very heartfelt and sincere - much like Luke, Carrie was outspoken and sarcastic - much like Leia, and Harrison was kind of world-weary - much like Han at times.

    • @nickbuccini7535
      @nickbuccini7535 10 лет назад +18

      Those are pretty much how they are in real life.

    • @mauriciojorgeyattah8871
      @mauriciojorgeyattah8871 5 лет назад +1

      @@nickbuccini7535 Which is possibly why their roles work.

    • @nickbuccini7535
      @nickbuccini7535 5 лет назад

      @@mauriciojorgeyattah8871 4 years later on that comment man

    • @graphiquejack
      @graphiquejack 5 лет назад +2

      It’s called type casting and George admitted he cast to type.

  • @onceinabluemoon593
    @onceinabluemoon593 7 лет назад +85

    She had a hilarious sense of humor! RIP Carrie Fisher

  • @keithoneil9894
    @keithoneil9894 8 лет назад +64

    Absolutely one of the funniest speeches ever! RIP Carrie. We'll all miss you.

  • @paulelverstone8677
    @paulelverstone8677 6 месяцев назад +4

    Hands down, the greatest roast you'll ever hear - every line is a winner...

  • @benjamingueikian3601
    @benjamingueikian3601 5 лет назад +140

    R.I.P Carrie Fisher

  • @allys744
    @allys744 5 лет назад +68

    “We kept it from him because we wanted to see his face change expression” 😂😂

  • @richrgamr
    @richrgamr 8 лет назад +57

    Rest In Peace Carrie fisher. The force may be with you, always.

  • @angelacarleton9575
    @angelacarleton9575 4 года назад +23

    Carrie Fisher was an incredible actress and writer and her words at this AFI for George Lucas showed the kind of talent someone that can outdo anyone trying to be an MC at any event.

  • @resurgam75
    @resurgam75 8 лет назад +1257

    People not realising how much of what she's saying is dark truth.

    • @pati21orl
      @pati21orl 8 лет назад +134

      Especially when she mentioned abused children, that was just so creepy! !! $

    • @orencio1969
      @orencio1969 5 лет назад +45

      oh, we know believe me we know

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 5 лет назад +75

      A lot of people didn't. Clever woman.

    • @al112v4
      @al112v4 5 лет назад +231

      Krystal Myth This was 2005 and it was cool to tell dark jokes. Now it’s all a mess and you get ‘cancelled'.

    • @Krystalmyth
      @Krystalmyth 5 лет назад +5

      @@al112v4 Only if you expect to be paid for it.

  • @natesmith5493
    @natesmith5493 8 лет назад +80

    my prayers are with Carrie Fisher this evening

  • @mxcitizen7139
    @mxcitizen7139 10 лет назад +15

    That self-confidence is what gave her the role in SW, and she still has it. Indeed, she's still a princess. For all the people who says she's old, I hope you get to her age and have her attitude and vibe, or at least to reach that age, since we never know.

  • @QuidamByMoonlight
    @QuidamByMoonlight 2 года назад +19

    There is so much love in this supposed tirade and roast. Brilliantly executed to show how her exasperation with being a product is still worth it because she got to meet and work with a great artist. Well said!

  • @brittlespy9083
    @brittlespy9083 5 лет назад +502

    Who got cooked more, Anakin or George Lucas?

  • @leylajusto3779
    @leylajusto3779 8 лет назад +19

    Can't believe she is gone. What an amazing human being

  • @edwardwilliams2438
    @edwardwilliams2438 5 лет назад +18

    Carrie is a force of nature....beauty, brains and verve. We all miss her.......she and her mother are true gems.

  • @heavycritic9554
    @heavycritic9554 3 года назад +7

    She was one of a kind. A truly brilliant human being.
    The world is severely lessened for having lost her.

  • @hooperflash_
    @hooperflash_ 8 лет назад +319

    2:47 Bail Organa in attendance... #RIPCarrieFisher

    • @PlaystationGamerZX
      @PlaystationGamerZX 7 лет назад +17

      Alonzo | Hooperflash Yep Princess Leia adopted father.

    • @anycullen21
      @anycullen21 5 лет назад +9

      He raised her well 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @davidbroughall3782
    @davidbroughall3782 5 лет назад +14

    That's four minutes of pure gold. Now I have to go and read everything she's ever written.

  • @swperlindah
    @swperlindah 8 лет назад +6

    They laughed but they knew you were serious, Carrie. What an incredible woman. Now you know how much we admire you.

  • @sergevandenplas8035
    @sergevandenplas8035 4 года назад +18

    I love the fear on the face of Spielberg for the whole time of the speech as if he was ready to dunk under the table at any moment, priceless...

    • @khaelamensha3624
      @khaelamensha3624 3 года назад +2

      Smart move... As he was quite close to George 😁😂

    • @canelaswift952
      @canelaswift952 2 года назад

      Did he sleep with Carrie

  • @momomourboat588
    @momomourboat588 8 лет назад +44

    2016 is now the actual worst year ever. Too many amazing people in such little time. May the force be with you, Carrie Fisher. R.I.P. 💜

  • @oskarsztymelski6536
    @oskarsztymelski6536 9 лет назад +14

    Carrie...Youve just won my heart,since i was 4 i loved u as a princess,now uve crowned yoursel to a Queen

  • @tristannerney11
    @tristannerney11 8 лет назад +28

    This was one of the funniest things I've seen. Carrie Fisher Rest in peace and may the force be with you

  • @My2Cents1
    @My2Cents1 3 года назад +45

    The finish was priceless. Carrie was the true face of Hollywood, completely unembarrassed putting all its fakeness and ugliness out there to see. She will never be forgotten. Our princess, now living among the stars. RIP Carrie Fisher.