I’m legitimately surprised OP who ate the whole box of Fiber One brownies didn’t shit his pants LONG before he got to the restroom and used the toilet.
Yeah I'm surprised it took so long for it to hit me. I'm guessing the fiber was like glue and stopped everything from coming out of me. When I did go it had the texture of Elmers glue mixed with seeds. Good times.
Yeah at the time it must have really sucked but now he can laugh about it I'mjust glad It didn't end up with him in an ambulance going to the hospital and he has a good story to tell now 😂
He might be I too many of the same kind of fiber bars as op and it was so bad that I stunk up my hole apartment and my roommate threatnd to kick me out if I did it again up side I was able to chase my roommates jerk brother out with the stnk 😂
I am likely going to the 7th circle of hell for the abomination I unleashed upon the world. The Tim Horton's bathroom I used is likely a gateway to hell now.
The cat story had me almost crying! I have 3 cats, and one of them, KitKat is a runner. I would be freaking out if I couldn't find her! I'm glad OP found his cat. They can be fuzzy assholes sometimes, but they are our babies
Typical cat thing to do that! Ours managed to get into closets regularly when he was little and therefore caused some pretty serious house searches that all ended with Toni meowing behind some closet door like he was waiting there for us, his personal assistants, to open it all day... One time he was on holiday at my grandparents house while we were on our vacation. While he is allowed outside (neutered so he can't cause any unwanted offspring for other people's cats) he wasn't at my grandparents because he doesn't know the area and would likely have gotten lost if let outside. Long story short: one day my grandparents haven't seen him for longer than usual and they started to search all over the house. They began to worry that he might have slipped past them at the door and got lost outside. Finally they found him. Sleeping peacefully somewhere in some unexpected place in a rarely visited room....
@@Houleigan actually wiggling around makes waves making the glass move with it and having glass in your leg soap in your eye I bet you would be moving a lot too. Plus use plastic wine glasses it won't break when falling in the tub
Remember, when you overdose on fibre, you need to drink tons of water! The water helps the fibre move along so your poop the next day won't be agonazingly painful. Sincerely, a person who eats an average of 50g of fibre and drinks around three litres of water a day
omg I'm crying with laughter... why is flatulence never not funny!?!? I think part of it is due to OP's amazing descriptive writing. Absolutely wonderful story telling.
These little laughs inbetween the fart story where his head reads the sentences faster then he can say them out loud are georgeous. This is gold, i love it.
The cops were probably just happy it was a simple case and solved happily...the bag of clothes is the firdt place id check for my cat tho...cuz he would sleep in my clothes drawer 😹
It reminded me of the time I just moved in with my two cats, boxes still lined up at the walls from unpacking, and having the 'internet person' come in to get my wifi started up. Like, 2 days after moving Had to step outside with him so he could fix the outside thing on too or however that works, I was sure I paid attention that the cats wouldnt have time to slip out Well.. After he left and I returned inside, I couldnt find my cats. I kept calling for at least 2 minutes since they dont like strangers, searched under the bed and everything else I could think of, checked the house entrance, nothing. Went outside calling for them, through the neighbourhood, no cats Went back into my apartment ready to get a search for them, mental breakdown thinking about all the worst possibilities they might face outside .... And these two damn sisters came out of the pile of boxes like nothing happened -_- i was sure I checked there but I didnt open every damn box
When I was in my weight loss faze. I ate lots of protein/fiber bars. Those protein/fiber bars have alcohol sugars. They can give you frequent, smelly gas if you have more than a couple.
According to the producer and director, on the set of The Princess Bride Andre once brought “the entire production to a complete stand still” by farting “for nearly a minute straight.” Once he finished, the director asked “Are you alright, Andre?” To which Andre replied “I am now, boss.”
This is why you keep your cat in a carrier when you travel. If you don’t, then anything that happens to that cat is your fault. I’m glad Randall was okay.
The fart story just proves there's a good reason my mom always called Fiber One bars "fart bars." Also, I had a good laugh at the fact that OP in the last story managed to Rickroll so many people by accident.
I laughed so hard with the fart dude... I was eating, laughing & trying not to choke but it just kept getting better 😂 thank you OP.... It was glorious
The constant laughing rSlash was doing during the farting story was absolutely priceless! 🤣🤣🤣 Also, this is yet another reason why I don't eat those fiber bars. Other than the chalky taste of course.
Stories like the one today are part of why you are one of my favorites-you actually laugh when you read!! I do that too. Please don’t ever think that you have to edit your laughter 😂 out!!
Man, that fart story dude... I was on the floor helplessly laughing my butt off. It makes it even better when you can't no longer read seriously and start giggling XD
Wasn't today but when I was 12. I've always had IBS but wasn't diagnosed until into my 20's. My mom had bought these really good looking raspberry chocolate chunk fiber one bars and I had just gotten home from school. With lunch at 1130am and mom not coming home till after 6pm I was looking for a snack. I ate the whole box of them and went to play some games. Not only did I start farting uncontrollably I also destroyed every bathroom in the house and gassed the entire upstairs so bad my brother slept with the dogs on the couch. Fiber one bars should have warning labels.
“Man claims his threat to blow up a bathroom had nothing to do with a bomb”
Poor guy
It was a "chocolate" bomb.
@@bland9876 it was a bath bomb
Oh
"peanut butter oatmeal"
I’m legitimately surprised OP who ate the whole box of Fiber One brownies didn’t shit his pants LONG before he got to the restroom and used the toilet.
That's how you know he was plugged up
@@ingamingpc1634 that solid turd helped keep the floodgates sealed 😂
Yeah I'm surprised it took so long for it to hit me. I'm guessing the fiber was like glue and stopped everything from coming out of me. When I did go it had the texture of Elmers glue mixed with seeds. Good times.
I ate about 9 when high as a kite then drank half a bottle of whiskey. Man. 3 days of Hershey syrup. 1/10 do not reccomend.
Moral of the story: Don't eat 600% of your daily fiber intake.
reminds me of luna when he says moral of the story at the end of his videos
@DAMIEN HENRY just feed them 8 chocolate fiber supplement bars
Or if you do you might propel yourself into space
@@landongriffith9092 TO SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!!
bouta book a very long flight and eat 1600% of my fiber intake
OP: *eats 8 packs of granola bars*
Fart: I am INEVITABLE!
Run from it. Dread it. Destiny still arrives.
shit: and i am IRON MAN
*an 8 pack*
*and he basically did an enema*
I AM FARTMAN, DESTROYER OF WORLDS!!
and unless it’s laced with laxatives it’s not going to cause that much farting
The farting road trip had me laughing so hard I cried and would have fallen out of my chair if it didn't have arm rests!
I almost passed out laughing at my work
I'm pretty sure I actually died at one point. My dogs started barking I was laughing so loud.
I did a r/tifu by watching this while eating 🤣🤣🤣🤣
My stomach hurt from laughing so hard 😂
Yeah at the time it must have really sucked but now he can laugh about it I'mjust glad It didn't end up with him in an ambulance going to the hospital and he has a good story to tell now 😂
This fart story is the most I've heard rSlash laugh. *EVER*
Hes such a kid lol
Laughed so hard, I even cut one!
The second one has to be the man failing to throw a ball.
i would like but i cant ruin the 69 likes
@@floodedbasement__ 😂😂😂
Edit : - It's ruined now •́ ‿ ,•̀
The title gave me sugar free gummy bear flashbacks.
What happened?
@@kati4684 it's supposed to give you bad stomach problems but I got head aches from eating them.
Oh god, my poor toilet when I ate a bag of those. 😖
Look up LA Beast on RUclips. He ate 5 lbs of sugar free gummy bears.
Um, I’m immune to sugar free gummy bear snacks...
I'm crying because of the fart story. I feel so bad for this person. But gosh it was so funny.
I'm having a hard time catching my breath. It's the third time in my life I've been close to dying from laughter
When I eat cheese-i farting 12seconds^^
I got turned on
My boss just came and checked on my because I'm laughing so hard I'm crying.
Don't feel bad for me, I don't deserve any sympathy lol. I deserved every fart that came my way.
The titles went from “i killed someone” to “ifarted too much.”
Well there you go death by farts.... Deadly farts if you will.
Grammar fix: The titles went from "I killed someone" to "I farted too much".
Memeityy i don’t care about minor things Like capital letters.
@@memeityy I wish apple release their new iFart soon.
@@CrystalNibarger Darts
For the mega fart story, OP will probably never be forgiven for his sins.
you're damn right!
7 deadly sins, one for every hour that passed
He might be I too many of the same kind of fiber bars as op and it was so bad that I stunk up my hole apartment and my roommate threatnd to kick me out if I did it again up side I was able to chase my roommates jerk brother out with the stnk 😂
I am likely going to the 7th circle of hell for the abomination I unleashed upon the world. The Tim Horton's bathroom I used is likely a gateway to hell now.
You know the story is good when Rslash stops every few seconds to laugh. XD
I adore this - sadly whenever I show my mom his stories and he is laughing that much, she doesn't wanna hear the rest. XD
His laugh makes me laugh tho, it makes my day better lol
ye lol
That smell, that smelly smell, that smelly smell that smells.
ANCHOVIES
It's the smelly smell of something that smells smelly.
@ResidentMilf dont you mean that smelly smell that smells so smelly that it smells
SMELLY
Smelly
The cat story had me almost crying! I have 3 cats, and one of them, KitKat is a runner. I would be freaking out if I couldn't find her! I'm glad OP found his cat. They can be fuzzy assholes sometimes, but they are our babies
I felt the same way but somehow always knew that dang cat was going to be chilling in the car at the end...
Typical cat thing to do that!
Ours managed to get into closets regularly when he was little and therefore caused some pretty serious house searches that all ended with Toni meowing behind some closet door like he was waiting there for us, his personal assistants, to open it all day...
One time he was on holiday at my grandparents house while we were on our vacation. While he is allowed outside (neutered so he can't cause any unwanted offspring for other people's cats) he wasn't at my grandparents because he doesn't know the area and would likely have gotten lost if let outside.
Long story short: one day my grandparents haven't seen him for longer than usual and they started to search all over the house. They began to worry that he might have slipped past them at the door and got lost outside. Finally they found him. Sleeping peacefully somewhere in some unexpected place in a rarely visited room....
@@annasstorybox7906 cats are such silly creatures. They are little trouble makers, but the best trouble makers. I wouldn't want them any other way
I went from crying because of how funny the fart story was to crying because of the cat story, then laughing because the cat was found.
Over a year late, but scrolled down during the cat story to make sure it had a happy ending.
Title story:
OP: "OH NO!" *FARTS VIOLENTLY*
Everyone else: "Are you okay in there?"
Ah, a man of culture
I once ate a 1 pound bag of raisins in a day, and that was all I ate. And then I shat nothing but raisins for the next 2 days.
I ate an entire container of Ice Breakers fruity mints. It was sugar free gummy bears levels of horrendous.
I ate a whole pack of yogurt covered RASINS, And i feel your pain.
Rslash: Tries to record
His dog: I'm about to end this mans whole career
here before the "The Dog is named Yugo" Replies
@@GoldenSaddle me too
You dying of laughter in the middle of the story made me feel better when I had to laugh at something so stupid, yet so funny.
Oh so today r/TIFU again stands for: Today I Farted Uncontrolably! 😏🤔
The most descriptive account of farting I've ever heard. Epic in its own way.
Joke of the day:
Doctor, Doctor, I keep hearing a ringing in my ears.
*Where else did you expect to hear it?*
Ouch, that bathbom and wine were a bad idea.
Yeah, and when the glass floats in the water strange things are afoot!
@@Houleigan actually wiggling around makes waves making the glass move with it and having glass in your leg soap in your eye I bet you would be moving a lot too. Plus use plastic wine glasses it won't break when falling in the tub
@@crescentmoon5859 I guess the water was moving to get a 3 inch shard in her back!
@@Houleigan yeah that part doesn't make since maybe it landed on the wall of the tub and her stuggling got it lodged
Silicone wine glasses are a thing mostly for bathtub drinking, they have probably saved lives.
I don't think I laughed so hard at a TIFU since the guy eating weed cookies before eating with his in laws
Both are really sucky situations to be in but at least they can laugh about it
Remember, when you overdose on fibre, you need to drink tons of water! The water helps the fibre move along so your poop the next day won't be agonazingly painful.
Sincerely,
a person who eats an average of 50g of fibre and drinks around three litres of water a day
Least it was a road trip and he wasn't on a plane.
Rslash losing it when he talks about farts and pooping is everything 😂
So holesome too!
I kinda hated it. Like i couldn't listen to the story without "HAHAHHAHAHHA" every 2 seconds
@@naraferalina2308 ah yes the most wholesome thing in this video, a grown man laughing about turd
R/ : Op breaks the WORLD record for farting ..
My Dad While People Are Trying To Sleep: Hold my Dad Jokes
omg I'm crying with laughter... why is flatulence never not funny!?!? I think part of it is due to OP's amazing descriptive writing. Absolutely wonderful story telling.
These little laughs inbetween the fart story where his head reads the sentences faster then he can say them out loud are georgeous. This is gold, i love it.
The fart story was a blast.😂😂😂😂
OP: Describes a very long incident
Also OP: We arrived without incident
"You keep using that word, I don't think it means what you think it means."
Seems like all those farts set back the green new deal by a decade
That fart story was the funniest thing I've heard this week. I loved how hard it was for our narrator to read without laughing.
Fiber Story: Blew all the "dust" out? Highway miles!
Cat Story: Randall Flagg went to Vegas? 🤷 What? It worked for his namesake. 🤗
You can tell the story is hilarious when Rslash can't make it even halfway through without absolutely dying of laughter
OMG: It is rare for me to genuinely laugh out loud. But that fibre bar story was epic!
Accidentally Rickrolling 8 Cities Is a Damn Achievement
I laughed so much when listening the fart story that my both dogs came to see if I were hysterically crying or if I was in pain! Comedy gold :D
The fiber story was too funny
Worst thing is... I was on the toilet and crying laughing
When someone steals ur car but now the body in the trunk is their problem now: haha (cries)
plot twist: the OP that ate 8fiber packs is Wario
Op just found a new waft 0-death
Lol Wario backstory
I stopped breathing from laughter at 8:20 or so
Yeah, Wario's had bad luck in the past with anus rockets.
In the immortal words of Comic Book Guy “ greatest Fart story ever”.
I was actually in tears laughing at the farting story! I’ve had awful farts before, but that was madness!
Randell Flagg is the bad guy in Stephen King's book The Stand
I was looking to see if anyone else knew that!
OP is the reason Randall Flagg could appear in different areas all over the country.
Randell Flagg is a reoccurring character, in many Steven King novels. He’s always the antagonist,if featured.
Loving the fibre bar story, sat on the bus lol with my earphones in and getting strange looks, totally worth it tho🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bruh the fart story sounds like something my dad would be absolutely hysterical over lmao
I'm slowly dying, just like fart guy, to their story and rSlash laughing at every other sentence
That story. My god. I am happy they shared it
I have three cats. The cat story gave me severe anxiety until the end. My heart us beating at least 200 bpm right now
I know right.
The cops were probably just happy it was a simple case and solved happily...the bag of clothes is the firdt place id check for my cat tho...cuz he would sleep in my clothes drawer 😹
I skipped forward to see if they found the cat because my anxiety could not take it.
It reminded me of the time I just moved in with my two cats, boxes still lined up at the walls from unpacking, and having the 'internet person' come in to get my wifi started up. Like, 2 days after moving
Had to step outside with him so he could fix the outside thing on too or however that works, I was sure I paid attention that the cats wouldnt have time to slip out
Well..
After he left and I returned inside, I couldnt find my cats. I kept calling for at least 2 minutes since they dont like strangers, searched under the bed and everything else I could think of, checked the house entrance, nothing. Went outside calling for them, through the neighbourhood, no cats
Went back into my apartment ready to get a search for them, mental breakdown thinking about all the worst possibilities they might face outside
.... And these two damn sisters came out of the pile of boxes like nothing happened -_- i was sure I checked there but I didnt open every damn box
@@shinobusora I get that 💯
Listening to rSlash loose his mind over a fart post is the best thing I've seen all week.
That was the closest thing to male pregnancy
RSlash: You know the rules, and so do I!
Me: I won't get these jokes from any other guy!
You know its a good story when rSlash starts giggling
I almost just snarfed my coffee when you sang _"you know the rules, and so do I"_
I was sitting here praying and begging the Gods that Randall would be found safely. If I lost one of my babies, I would be more than devastated.
When I was in my weight loss faze. I ate lots of protein/fiber bars. Those protein/fiber bars have alcohol sugars. They can give you frequent, smelly gas if you have more than a couple.
Well then I'm having more than a couple
Some alcohol sugar acted like a super laxative on me! 😲💩
I couldn't stop laughing at the fart story 😂😂
I couldn’t stop laughing to that seconds story!! I don’t know how you could read it without dying from laughter?
It doesn’t matter who you are, farts are hilarious.
Not really my sense of humor is strange i laugh more at memes, and shit i don’t expect more.
Oh my god. That farting one had me cracking up so damn much. A trip like that would have had me and my family closer lol
I’m a full grown adult. My oldest son is about to go to college. The farting part still had me almost crash the car I was laughing so hard.
I just saw the thumbnail and laughed thinking that the woman is thinking “ Mmmm that breeze is nice”
That thumbnail is hilarious
According to the producer and director, on the set of The Princess Bride Andre once brought “the entire production to a complete stand still” by farting “for nearly a minute straight.” Once he finished, the director asked “Are you alright, Andre?” To which Andre replied “I am now, boss.”
It’s now only a matter of time before someone starts weaponizing fiber 1 bars lmao
I don't usually laugh at fart jokes but that fart story got me XD
This is why you keep your cat in a carrier when you travel. If you don’t, then anything that happens to that cat is your fault. I’m glad Randall was okay.
The fart story just proves there's a good reason my mom always called Fiber One bars "fart bars."
Also, I had a good laugh at the fact that OP in the last story managed to Rickroll so many people by accident.
My body hurts from laughing at the fart story.
I laughed so hard with the fart dude... I was eating, laughing & trying not to choke but it just kept getting better 😂 thank you OP.... It was glorious
That's some nice thumnail you got there.
The constant laughing rSlash was doing during the farting story was absolutely priceless! 🤣🤣🤣
Also, this is yet another reason why I don't eat those fiber bars. Other than the chalky taste of course.
I'm so happy Rslash is still posting. Best part of 2020
That fart story had me cry lauching like i havent in a while, but rip to op.
The fear of losing a cat while moving/driving them somewhere is exactly why I train all my cats to the basics of a leash and harness.
Stories like the one today are part of why you are one of my favorites-you actually laugh when you read!! I do that too. Please don’t ever think that you have to edit your laughter 😂 out!!
"TIFU by accidentally rickrolling eight cities"
Is it possible to learn this power?
Well, he never gonna give you up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Not from a Karen.
Ok we need to talk about that thumbnail
I kept laughing every time r/slash laughed
My fav moment in almost all of ur video's: when u chuckle a lil before you go on! Makes me giggle with you!
I will admit DO NOT EAT 7 fiber one chocolate chip cookies i can relate
They really should've stopped and gotten some gas-x damn lmao
I didn't expect to be crying laughing from that story lol
I’ve always wondered how many farts are injected in a used cars seats on average
So I'm walking through my university, and I'm laughing like a maniac at that fart story
POV: you’re in the comments
POV: you're rSlash...
POV: You're in the replies
Horray
Pee Pee Poo Poo
POV: you have depression
Hearing RSLASH laugh while reading the fart story made it just that much funnier. 😂
I can't stop laughing by the thumbnail
OP that ate the fiber bars has now experienced a day's worth of period pain and symptoms.
I was brushing my teeth during the fart story. I kept switching from almost gagging to laughing way too hard. 😂😭
Man, that fart story dude... I was on the floor helplessly laughing my butt off. It makes it even better when you can't no longer read seriously and start giggling XD
The comments are all about the fart story, but I'm just glad that Randall is okay
ok first, I LOVE the cats name, that's amazing. And second, I'm really glad he wasn't actually lost and he's safe and sound. I was about to cry
Can we get some Fs in the chat for Randall
I laughed way more than I should've at the fart story
The farting rode trip made me cry in laugher lol
I've never heard r slash laugh that much before, until the farting story. That story was just one turn after another lmao
Wasn't today but when I was 12.
I've always had IBS but wasn't diagnosed until into my 20's. My mom had bought these really good looking raspberry chocolate chunk fiber one bars and I had just gotten home from school. With lunch at 1130am and mom not coming home till after 6pm I was looking for a snack. I ate the whole box of them and went to play some games. Not only did I start farting uncontrollably I also destroyed every bathroom in the house and gassed the entire upstairs so bad my brother slept with the dogs on the couch.
Fiber one bars should have warning labels.
That fart story was more beautifully written than any of my fictional short stories.
Imagine if the soldiers ate 8 75% fibre bars in the war
I will track these Fiber One bars down, dawn some Depends, and have fun at work. My coworkers deserve this.
New torture method, fiber one
Nothing like a good 7-hour fart joke! I was howling.
-Breaks world record for farting-