@@callmewolf3910 since it was an interview with reddit, I don't think moving would help. There's nowhere to hide from the shame of fucking up an internet-related interview.
You're right about that and that definitely helps in job interviews, being easily forgotten is one of the worst things you can be in a job interview as long as you don't talk about the poop knife doing something that makes you memorable really helps in securing that job.
My son knew that the "bad" words would get him into trouble. So, when he would get totally pissed of with a playmate ...... or my teenage brother ...... he would gather himself to his full height, take a deep breath, squint his eyes, and while pointing his finger, he would say, "YOU! .....", and leave it at that. He got his point (no pun intended) across and his playmates would back off. I actually had a parent get in my face about him doing that ..... she actually tried to convince me that it was the same as swearing ..... because of "intent". (WTF?)
@@kaylafuller8948 Nah! She already went ape when my son called him a "son of a bitch" after her son chucked rocks at him..... she took offense to being indirectly referred to as a bitch (yeah, like that was my 4 year old son's intent ...... he got the phrase from hearing my father saying it ..... bad grandpa). Funny how she was not open to having a conversation about her son (older than my son) chucking rocks at him and going out of his way to verbally torment a younger child. She really got up set the day that, once again, her son was going out of his way to be especially verbally harassing my boy, (if he was in the back yard, her boy out go thru their house and stand on the back porch running his mouth; when my boy went out front, hers also went out and ran his mouth; if my boy was inside our house, hers would stand in the neighbor's front yard and harassing my by yelling at him, etc.) So one day, my boy was out front on our porch playing by him self, her boy was sitting on their front steps running his mouth with the harassment.... he was repeated ask to "leave me alone ..... stop saying those things ..... etc.) Eventually, my boy put his toys down, walked down the front steps, down the sidewalk, up to their front steps and very neatly PUNCHED HIM IN THE NOSE, and then very quietly and calmly came back to our porch and went back to quietly playing by himself. Of course, next thing I know I am being summoned to come outside, and the mom is standing on the in between neighbor's lawn demanding that I do something with my son because he punch her boy in the nose. I asked her if she was aware of her son's behavior that morning (the taunting and harassing), she said yeah, she heard him, but boys are like that and they do that ..... to which I replied, "True, and boys who are like that and do that get punch in the nose or worse. I can promise you, if he grows up thinking that behavior is appropriate and tries it sometime in a bar or some other public gathering of men, he can count on a punch in the nose if not a complete beat down. And, no, I am not going to punish my son, he asked repeatedly that you son stop with harassment and picking at him, and since you do not want your son cursed at, well I guess he will have to get used to a punch in the nose from time to time." Never had anymore trouble with that little SOB's mouth again after that.
@@tinydancer7426 if some kid threw rocks at my son I would tell the mother either you do something about your child throwing rocks at my kid or I cannot be held liable for what my kid does to your kid. I am a firm believer in once a kid does something that could hurt my son or makes him feel like he is in danger he has every right to fight back. I feel like throwing rocks at him falls into both categories. So the mom is a Karen why does that not surprise me
I’m honestly confused as to how a hiring manager wouldn’t know about the poop knife story? Like that story absolutely BLEW UP on Reddit and there’s even a whole award dedicated to and named after it.
Because no "hiring manager" has ever regularly consumed the products of the business they work for. They're corporates, and corporates cease being people very quickly.
I thought that right away! I thought that they would have looked so similar that she couldn't see the difference in the pic when she met him but she was staring at the brother instead! How awkward would that have been when when they met for the first time if that was the case!?
I did. Frankly, though, if a potential date looked me up on LinkedIn or anywhere else, I wouldn't think too much about it. I'd figure she was doing her due diligence in checking me out and give her props for it.
@@ThisIsMego Hopefully he's seen this video now... Which includes Reddit-ception ahead of the legendary post...about the "poop knife"... This video must now go viral. 😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
My dad recently told me to go find a poop knife because I clogged the toilet and it got stuck. I stared at him laughing and said “okay but seriously what do I do” my dad must have recently read that story.
@@curtistic5724 Sometimes even that doesn't work... I know someone with a condition where his shits were the girth of a baseball... It was extremely painful for him as a kid and his mother and aunt had to cut up his poo... Luckily thanks to a slight diet change and meds this doesn't happen still as far as I know. He doesn't even know I know this story because his aunt told me...
Last story: not really a FU exactly. He may have dismissed OP being careful that the profile was legit. If he has a sister, it'd make more sense to him.
Obviously he didn't mind or he would've cancelled the date. Can't really be mad that someone wants to find out about you from an unbiased source before they're put in a position where they're at your mercy.
@@sparklemotion8377 Shouldn't matter tho. Facebook/Linkedin/[other social media platform] stalking is never really a problem unless you make it one imo. Either it's flattering or unwanted, if it's unwanted you block said stalker :) Could be neither as well I guess, I mean I couldn't give two shits about who reads any of the things I've posted on social media, otherwise I wouldn't post those things in the first place :D
If you assume everyone has one then I don't think it would come up before then. I mean I have been with my SO 12years and we don't openly talk about what we do in the bathroom. I'm sure they don't run out of the bathroom to their wife and go "you should have seen the log I just had to cut up!"
Smarter than I was when I was a toddler. If I wanted to say something bad to my parents I'd stick my toung out at them and my parents quickly put a stop to that
hellll nahhhh if I caught my child saying that to me and other people then figuring out what it meant, I would get the belt and start whipping the insults out him
The Poop Knife story makes me think of how I used to get stuck telling people an “interesting”story after I’d meet them. About the time I nearly died because doctor’s kept misdiagnosing my sore throat to the point I wound up in the ER in convulsions vomiting blood. Turns out I had a Bacterial Infection - bacteria that’s found in women’s vaginas. I’m a gay dude with an actual mild phobia of vaginas. 100% true story.
I had Streptococcus B (which is a bacteria) and I hadn’t been with anyone for a good few months at that time. I love that people are telling me I had thrush when I clearly stated bacterial infection. Pretty sure I know more about my personal medical diagnosis than you. 😊
Fr this is how it goes Me: "Lemme just go stalk this person real quick..." My brain: "They'll know" Me: "No, they don't. There's no possible way" Brain: "But what if?" Me: *"Good point."*
I wouldn't care if a woman checked out my profiles before going on a date. I'd credit her with doing her due diligence, or else being curious enough about me to look me up.
Never thought that knowledge of random Scottish words would come in handy, but... it was a job interview, not a jobby interview... now I'll show myself out.
My 3 year old one day came home, head hanging low and sheepishly told me "Daddy, I'm sorry for saying damnit at school today". He said it because he wanted to play with a toy that another kid just broke. I'm so proud...
I tried to teach my children that there is no such thing as bad words, just words that people find offensive when you say them. But they still think those words are "bad."
guy in interview: ok so op tell me a bit about yourself me: i have poop knife guy in interview: You passed the interview good job! Keep up the good work op!!!!!
It does show planning, preparation, and problem solving skills. Also anyone who has ensured that the poop knife will only be used for poop is showing care for sanitation.
You know what is WORSE than having a poop-knife? Discovering that my grandmother just uses regular knives for this reason... 'it's fine darling, I put it in the dishwasher afterwards!'
Second story, my grandma used to say, “shit” in front of me whenever something went wrong when I was a little kid still learning how to speak. One day she kept hearing me say, “ssssit” and wandered what I was trying to say, since I couldn’t say anything with an “sh.” Eventually she realized that I was saying, “shit” and went, “oh. Maybe I should be careful with the swearing.”
Story goes, when I was 3, my gran said, "oh shit" & my mum said (to her mum), _"WHAT did you say?"_ I replied, "she said 'oh shit'." Obviously. Apparently they were laughing too much to do anything about it. Point made though.
That last story isn’t even bad. People stalk their dates’ social media all the time before and after dates. Even if you’re not notified of it you’ve got to at least expect they’re doing it
and if something bad were to happen to someone at the hands of their date, SOMEONE is going to say it’s their fault for not researching their date ahead of time
Probably also an r/ThatHappened story in fact, all the subs r/Slash covers are basically just made up. At least that's what's commonly said about those subs.
Both the guy in the interview talking about the poop knife, and the story about the poop knife, had me in absolute stitches, that's the funniest thing I've heard all week!!😂🤣😂
I've been told that I used to "swear" as a toddler when I was really angry by saying "you.. You... WINDOW/CHEWING GUM" (and probably others I don't remember) . I think my logic was because those were things I wasn't allowed or was told off for climbing that meant they were bad things, so I was calling the person a bad thing because I was angry with them. I didn't know any real swear words at the time so I guess I had to be creative to get my point across.
If you think having a p00p knife is a problem, just imagine if you *don't* have a p00p knife. When I was a teenager I was on a holiday with my parents on a yacht. Toilets on yachts are small, and my tvrds were quite sizeable at that age. So, needless to say, I was in urgent need for a p00p knife at an unfortunate time. Asking my family for a knife from the kitchen didn't help, though: my mom just flatly refused. And dad said I had to figure out myself how to solve the situation. So what do you do when your pants are on your ankles and you can't get out of the toilet? There was only one solution: using my fingers to squeeze that tvrd into pieces. And that, people, is why you don't need a p00p knife when you are a guest at someone's house.
Heck yeah!!!! I have recently been telling my friends about this one 🤣🤣🤣. Just wait til the original poop knife story is told. That one made me cry out of laughter.
I legit wake up and go have my morning toke to this and every time the video finishes all I hear is "I put out videos every sing da..." since the way they end always have the day cut off. Thanks man for the laughs every day.
In the first story, OP showed how ambisoush she was by acting like she and the CEO where best friends. Some people see that move of confidence as a desirable trait, especially if their job requires them to be bold. Good for you OP for getting the job.
Oh my goodness, I feel that first one. I fist bumped someone who was holding out his hand in a fist because he was handing me a small object. I still cringe 😬
The toddler story reminds me of what my son used to do. I don't know where he learned it, but he learned about flipping people off, but lacked the dexterity to raise his middle finger when he was a toddler. So he used to just raise his left hand, extend his index finger, thumb out pointing to the left like a backwards letter L at people. People used to think he was just trying to show them the number one, and we just let them think that.
I just LOOOOOOVE that you post daily! I literally found your channel a couple days ago and I can’t get enough of it subscribed and turned on notifications after watching for 4 hours straight. This is what I listen to whenever I’m doing mindless tasks “which is all the time” I’m never running out of content 😁😁😁 thank you for the entertainment !!!!! Keep it up my boii
Lol on that “X OFF MOMMY” story, the child saying “mommy” after every sentence reminds me of that one show with the bald kid who’s name started with a C
Omg I used to watch Caillou as a kid. I watched it in French cause I'm Canadian and it's my first language. His name means "pebble" in French, which is hilarious when you remember that he's bald 😂
A poop knife would've been useful for my mom when she was working as a janitor at her old high school. She was cleaning the bathrooms and one of the toilets had a giant poop that was stuck in the drain that she and at least one or two other janitors needed a wire hanger to cut it into smaller pieces before flushing. Needless to say, it became a funny story that she would tell if she was asked about something from her previous jobs.
hey rslash i just wanted to say thank you for posting everyday i haven’t felt good the past few months and i was throwing up a lot this morning and you make me feel better
OP wouldn't even need a "poop knife" if it weren't for *these effin low flow toilets*! That old episode of King of the Hill was spot on and tried warning us before low flow became mandatory and the new standard to "save water" 20-25 yrs ago (save water? ROFLCOPTER!!!)
I knew exactly what the poop knife story was... my husband's family lives near us so (before the pandemic), we had monthly family get-togethers, and the story of the poop knife became the stuff of hilarious legend to us! 😂 For the record, that was the first time any of us had heard of a "poop knife" and we were all basically DYING from laughter. Needless to say, I found the Reddit interview story here to be absolutely hilarious!
"Honey what happened at the interview?"
"I... I mentioned the poop knife"
OP: "I didn't get the job."
I just imagine them doing the cutting knife motion and I laugh sm
@@unknownu4978 "Whelp. Time to move again."
@@callmewolf3910 since it was an interview with reddit, I don't think moving would help. There's nowhere to hide from the shame of fucking up an internet-related interview.
Lol
To be fair, the person who locked arms with the interviewer would probably have been the most memorable candidate.
It’s the most awkward power move
"My awkward nature is a power that will not be contained!"
@@scottbecker4367 your both cyan, now FIGHT!
@@VertigoEnjoyerismeaningsmiles it seems we have been forced into a duel.
*Draws slightly pointy stick*
I'm sorry.
You're right about that and that definitely helps in job interviews, being easily forgotten is one of the worst things you can be in a job interview as long as you don't talk about the poop knife doing something that makes you memorable really helps in securing that job.
As the mom of a toddler the story about the toddler finding his own special way to tell his mom to F off cracked me up
Same
My son knew that the "bad" words would get him into trouble. So, when he would get totally pissed of with a playmate ...... or my teenage brother ...... he would gather himself to his full height, take a deep breath, squint his eyes, and while pointing his finger, he would say, "YOU! .....", and leave it at that. He got his point (no pun intended) across and his playmates would back off. I actually had a parent get in my face about him doing that ..... she actually tried to convince me that it was the same as swearing ..... because of "intent". (WTF?)
@@tinydancer7426 I would of asked her would you prefer he actually swear.
@@kaylafuller8948 Nah! She already went ape when my son called him a "son of a bitch" after her son chucked rocks at him..... she took offense to being indirectly referred to as a bitch (yeah, like that was my 4 year old son's intent ...... he got the phrase from hearing my father saying it ..... bad grandpa). Funny how she was not open to having a conversation about her son (older than my son) chucking rocks at him and going out of his way to verbally torment a younger child. She really got up set the day that, once again, her son was going out of his way to be especially verbally harassing my boy, (if he was in the back yard, her boy out go thru their house and stand on the back porch running his mouth; when my boy went out front, hers also went out and ran his mouth; if my boy was inside our house, hers would stand in the neighbor's front yard and harassing my by yelling at him, etc.) So one day, my boy was out front on our porch playing by him self, her boy was sitting on their front steps running his mouth with the harassment.... he was repeated ask to "leave me alone ..... stop saying those things ..... etc.) Eventually, my boy put his toys down, walked down the front steps, down the sidewalk, up to their front steps and very neatly PUNCHED HIM IN THE NOSE, and then very quietly and calmly came back to our porch and went back to quietly playing by himself. Of course, next thing I know I am being summoned to come outside, and the mom is standing on the in between neighbor's lawn demanding that I do something with my son because he punch her boy in the nose. I asked her if she was aware of her son's behavior that morning (the taunting and harassing), she said yeah, she heard him, but boys are like that and they do that ..... to which I replied, "True, and boys who are like that and do that get punch in the nose or worse. I can promise you, if he grows up thinking that behavior is appropriate and tries it sometime in a bar or some other public gathering of men, he can count on a punch in the nose if not a complete beat down. And, no, I am not going to punish my son, he asked repeatedly that you son stop with harassment and picking at him, and since you do not want your son cursed at, well I guess he will have to get used to a punch in the nose from time to time." Never had anymore trouble with that little SOB's mouth again after that.
@@tinydancer7426 if some kid threw rocks at my son I would tell the mother either you do something about your child throwing rocks at my kid or I cannot be held liable for what my kid does to your kid. I am a firm believer in once a kid does something that could hurt my son or makes him feel like he is in danger he has every right to fight back. I feel like throwing rocks at him falls into both categories. So the mom is a Karen why does that not surprise me
I’m honestly confused as to how a hiring manager wouldn’t know about the poop knife story? Like that story absolutely BLEW UP on Reddit and there’s even a whole award dedicated to and named after it.
Never heard of it. What bizarre, obscure corner of reddit did this come from.
Because no "hiring manager" has ever regularly consumed the products of the business they work for. They're corporates, and corporates cease being people very quickly.
@@MelissiaBlackheart have you heard of the coconut story?
@@Distriived or the maggot story
@@alloveragain8592 I hate that it's necessary to ask, but.. which one do you mean? the pool cleaner one? or the onahole?
"X-off" toddler is going places. that's hilarious.
Did anyone else think that the girl in the last story way going to realise she'd been stalking the wrong brother on LinkedIn?
I thought that right away! I thought that they would have looked so similar that she couldn't see the difference in the pic when she met him but she was staring at the brother instead! How awkward would that have been when when they met for the first time if that was the case!?
I did. Frankly, though, if a potential date looked me up on LinkedIn or anywhere else, I wouldn't think too much about it. I'd figure she was doing her due diligence in checking me out and give her props for it.
I thought that immediately and then proceeded to get confused in my own thought because how could she have gotten the names wrong
"wHAT" - 99% of ppl when they see the title
we just use a plunger to break it up..
Ain't surprised coz I've heard about poop knives many times some months back
@Steven Anderson Seriously, a hiring manager for Reddit who doesn't know one of the more viral reddit stories?
Never heard of it before
@@ThisIsMego Hopefully he's seen this video now...
Which includes Reddit-ception ahead of the legendary post...about the "poop knife"...
This video must now go viral. 😅😅😅😅🤣🤣🤣🤣
My dad recently told me to go find a poop knife because I clogged the toilet and it got stuck. I stared at him laughing and said “okay but seriously what do I do” my dad must have recently read that story.
Use the plunger like every one else
@@curtistic5724 Sometimes even that doesn't work... I know someone with a condition where his shits were the girth of a baseball... It was extremely painful for him as a kid and his mother and aunt had to cut up his poo... Luckily thanks to a slight diet change and meds this doesn't happen still as far as I know. He doesn't even know I know this story because his aunt told me...
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Did you master the art of the blade?
Last story: not really a FU exactly. He may have dismissed OP being careful that the profile was legit. If he has a sister, it'd make more sense to him.
Obviously he didn't mind or he would've cancelled the date. Can't really be mad that someone wants to find out about you from an unbiased source before they're put in a position where they're at your mercy.
Yeah exactly, if that would happen to me I'd think "she's smart, careful and cautious" those are good qualities.
She kept going back
@@sparklemotion8377 Shouldn't matter tho. Facebook/Linkedin/[other social media platform] stalking is never really a problem unless you make it one imo. Either it's flattering or unwanted, if it's unwanted you block said stalker :) Could be neither as well I guess, I mean I couldn't give two shits about who reads any of the things I've posted on social media, otherwise I wouldn't post those things in the first place :D
just tell him why you went back again and again. you looked too good for me but I had to meet you. great compliment.
"Hey man, pass me the Nutella"
"I don't think you want the Nutella"
Lol
How'd that guy have a WIFE that didn't know he used a knife to cut his poop? Seems like that would have come up somehow before getting married.
If you assume everyone has one then I don't think it would come up before then. I mean I have been with my SO 12years and we don't openly talk about what we do in the bathroom. I'm sure they don't run out of the bathroom to their wife and go "you should have seen the log I just had to cut up!"
What I don't get is, how the hell did he not pinch off a giant loaf into someone else's toilet until he was 22???
@@ThEjOkErIsWiLd00 does he hold it until he gets home?
@Rusto now that would be a real sh*tty moment to realise what you have been using...
The celebrational ritual for the bride and groom is to cut the cake together, not cut the poop together.
tifu is just some of the most strange and weird content on reddit
Confessions is worse
@@peachpunch9465 punish me daddy I've been bad
@@sadistfurret4205 please no
@@sadistfurret4205 lmfao
@@sadistfurret4205 You’d think that your name would be MasochistFurret69 judging by your comment.
"My toddler is soooo intelligent and emotionally in tune and unique!"
Oh X off mommy.
Smarter than I was when I was a toddler. If I wanted to say something bad to my parents I'd stick my toung out at them and my parents quickly put a stop to that
Are* according to the mom, she keeps saying them/their and so on. 🤦♀️
@@orlab1272 "my toddler ARE soo intelligent"? Buddy that doesn't make sense.
The kid calling his parent a toy as an insult is so adorable.
so cute lolllll
A hollow shell of a person who only acts when they are hidden from the world. Alone forever and isolated
*Until you know the true meaning of it*
hellll nahhhh if I caught my child saying that to me and other people then figuring out what it meant, I would get the belt and start whipping the insults out him
I GOT THE 69TH LIKE
The Poop Knife story makes me think of how I used to get stuck telling people an “interesting”story after I’d meet them. About the time I nearly died because doctor’s kept misdiagnosing my sore throat to the point I wound up in the ER in convulsions vomiting blood. Turns out I had a Bacterial Infection - bacteria that’s found in women’s vaginas. I’m a gay dude with an actual mild phobia of vaginas. 100% true story.
Slept with any bisexual men before the infection?
I found a marine bacteria in my mouth while at university. I'm pretty sure it made me sick
Or it was thrush, like a yeast infection is that what your talking about because anyone can get a yeast infection especially thrush.
So you had thrush, also known as a yeast infection of the throat.
People, he said it was a bacterial infection. Yeast is a fungi, not a bacteria
I had Streptococcus B (which is a bacteria) and I hadn’t been with anyone for a good few months at that time. I love that people are telling me I had thrush when I clearly stated bacterial infection. Pretty sure I know more about my personal medical diagnosis than you. 😊
The poop knife is one of the strangest stories I have ever heard.
I feel like the guy from the poop knife story had a telepath push the poop story into his mind as a prank so they wouldn't get the job 😂😂😂
heh, "push"
Perfect timing, I was just about to sleep, his voice helps me sleep
I just woke up
Lol yeah it came out at 6 for me
It came out at 14:02 for me
I couldn’t fall asleep-I was laughing too hard!!
His voice is a national treasure.
The last story is why I'm afraid of stalking peoples online profiles, even when I'm not logged in. Just the fear of that they *might know*
Fr this is how it goes
Me: "Lemme just go stalk this person real quick..."
My brain: "They'll know"
Me: "No, they don't. There's no possible way"
Brain: "But what if?"
Me: *"Good point."*
I wouldn't care if a woman checked out my profiles before going on a date. I'd credit her with doing her due diligence, or else being curious enough about me to look me up.
Never thought that knowledge of random Scottish words would come in handy, but... it was a job interview, not a jobby interview... now I'll show myself out.
Lol in that case it was both
I love when r/slash can't get through a post without laughing.
OP: *has an interview and accidentally talks about OP's poop knife*
OP: oh shi-
My 3 year old one day came home, head hanging low and sheepishly told me "Daddy, I'm sorry for saying damnit at school today".
He said it because he wanted to play with a toy that another kid just broke.
I'm so proud...
I tried to teach my children that there is no such thing as bad words, just words that people find offensive when you say them. But they still think those words are "bad."
guy in interview: ok so op tell me a bit about yourself
me: i have poop knife
guy in interview: You passed the interview good job! Keep up the good work op!!!!!
It does show planning, preparation, and problem solving skills. Also anyone who has ensured that the poop knife will only be used for poop is showing care for sanitation.
Poop knife story deserves a poop knife award.
The original Poop Knife story lives rent free in my head 😅
My nephew had the greatest insult name ever. “You son of a toilet!”
And the curse to go with it. "May you never find your poop knife!"
You know what is WORSE than having a poop-knife? Discovering that my grandmother just uses regular knives for this reason... 'it's fine darling, I put it in the dishwasher afterwards!'
"If you're bad...people might get out of your way...but if you got SHIT...
...ain't nobody gunna fuk with you!!!" xD
. Brandon Dicamillo
Second story, my grandma used to say, “shit” in front of me whenever something went wrong when I was a little kid still learning how to speak. One day she kept hearing me say, “ssssit” and wandered what I was trying to say, since I couldn’t say anything with an “sh.” Eventually she realized that I was saying, “shit” and went, “oh. Maybe I should be careful with the swearing.”
Story goes, when I was 3, my gran said, "oh shit" & my mum said (to her mum), _"WHAT did you say?"_
I replied, "she said 'oh shit'."
Obviously.
Apparently they were laughing too much to do anything about it. Point made though.
It’s always hilarious seeing the reaction of those that have never been exposed to the poop knife story.
There are two types of poop knives:
1. Actually made out of shit
2. Plunger
I love the toddler in the second story. They've already figured out Algebra!
That last story isn’t even bad. People stalk their dates’ social media all the time before and after dates. Even if you’re not notified of it you’ve got to at least expect they’re doing it
and if something bad were to happen to someone at the hands of their date, SOMEONE is going to say it’s their fault for not researching their date ahead of time
yeah, and tbh i would be flattered lol
Seriously, who the hell has such a thing as a Poop Knife?!!🤣🤣🤣
Lol, the toddler swearing story is just a roundabout humblebrag about her toddler’s intelligence.
Probably also an r/ThatHappened story
in fact, all the subs r/Slash covers are basically just made up. At least that's what's commonly said about those subs.
I love that r/slash followed the poop knife interview with the poop knife story
Hey Rslash! I just got a puppy!! His name is Roosevelt and he's a boxer mix! He's super cute, and I'm training him to be a service dog for me
Nobody asked but I'm delighted you said this, sounds like such a cutie
@@NegaTheImpmon9508 he is!! Just a tip though, saying 'nobody asked comes across as kinda rude :(
The toddler story had me rolling. OP can't even be mad at that, just has to respect it lmao
This reminds me of the poop knife song from vat 19.
It's way too early and my brain was not ready for the poop knife explanation story.
My bf and I listened to this on a road trip and we almost died because he was laughing so hard while driving 😂😂
Both the guy in the interview talking about the poop knife, and the story about the poop knife, had me in absolute stitches, that's the funniest thing I've heard all week!!😂🤣😂
I haven't gotten to the poop knife story yet, but I'm guaranteeing that someone on Reddit gave that story the poop knife award
I've been told that I used to "swear" as a toddler when I was really angry by saying "you.. You... WINDOW/CHEWING GUM" (and probably others I don't remember) . I think my logic was because those were things I wasn't allowed or was told off for climbing that meant they were bad things, so I was calling the person a bad thing because I was angry with them. I didn't know any real swear words at the time so I guess I had to be creative to get my point across.
You don’t deserve employment for ever uttering the words “poop knife”
If you think having a p00p knife is a problem, just imagine if you *don't* have a p00p knife. When I was a teenager I was on a holiday with my parents on a yacht. Toilets on yachts are small, and my tvrds were quite sizeable at that age. So, needless to say, I was in urgent need for a p00p knife at an unfortunate time. Asking my family for a knife from the kitchen didn't help, though: my mom just flatly refused. And dad said I had to figure out myself how to solve the situation. So what do you do when your pants are on your ankles and you can't get out of the toilet? There was only one solution: using my fingers to squeeze that tvrd into pieces. And that, people, is why you don't need a p00p knife when you are a guest at someone's house.
Heck yeah!!!! I have recently been telling my friends about this one 🤣🤣🤣. Just wait til the original poop knife story is told. That one made me cry out of laughter.
The mother with the toddler forgot that X gon' give it to ya
Thumbs up for the Poop Knife story, one of the most epic and infamous stories from Reddit.
Love that last story, guy must have been like "oh, she's back there again, nice"
good morning everyone i hope you’re all having a good day!!
Good morning
Bad mornin’
SQUID MORNING
POOP KNIFE !!
I legit wake up and go have my morning toke to this and every time the video finishes all I hear is "I put out videos every sing da..." since the way they end always have the day cut off. Thanks man for the laughs every day.
Oh man, I love getting up and listening to slash to start my day.
In the second story, I used to swear in another language at my dad and other people until he cracked my code and I got in trouble
The toddle in this story reminds me of Manny from the DOAWK books, where he says “Ploopy” whenever he swears.
Yes, a poop knife is a real thing... and more common than you think.
Ya know the people that disliked the video?
Their brains said: ERROR!
6:46 The crazy part is I was playing r6 had the toilet paper charm
Never have I ever facepalmed so long while crying of laughter EVER with the poopknife story
Story 1. I was holding my breath for that update. Congratz to OP.
So glad I’m not the only one with a poop knife
When the toddler said “X off” did anyone picture Ross from friends?
that arm lock was just adorable, how can't you hire a person like that?
I thought everyone had a poop knife. Ours is next to toilet plunger in a bucket under the bathroom sink.
In the first story, OP showed how ambisoush she was by acting like she and the CEO where best friends. Some people see that move of confidence as a desirable trait, especially if their job requires them to be bold. Good for you OP for getting the job.
Did you mean to say ambitious?
Yes, I can’t spell very well
Seeing ambitious spelled as ambisoush was the cutest thing I’ve seen this morning
@@meganfenton856 Thank you!
The Poop Knife story cracked me up and made me wonder just how huge those turds were to acquire one in the first place.
On that last story:
That's assuming that he didn't get the premium version at a later date.
Oh my goodness, I feel that first one. I fist bumped someone who was holding out his hand in a fist because he was handing me a small object. I still cringe 😬
4:33 so this is the rumored Legendary story of the Poop Knife
The toddler story reminds me of what my son used to do. I don't know where he learned it, but he learned about flipping people off, but lacked the dexterity to raise his middle finger when he was a toddler. So he used to just raise his left hand, extend his index finger, thumb out pointing to the left like a backwards letter L at people. People used to think he was just trying to show them the number one, and we just let them think that.
My roommate has his very own poop knife 🤣🤣🤣
Nothing better then a hot cup of coffee in the morning and an R/ vid
except puppy bloopers!
It is worth Waking up at 5:30am for Rslash. I live in Washington btw
I just LOOOOOOVE that you post daily! I literally found your channel a couple days ago and I can’t get enough of it subscribed and turned on notifications after watching for 4 hours straight. This is what I listen to whenever I’m doing mindless tasks “which is all the time” I’m never running out of content 😁😁😁 thank you for the entertainment !!!!! Keep it up my boii
Lol on that “X OFF MOMMY” story, the child saying “mommy” after every sentence reminds me of that one show with the bald kid who’s name started with a C
😂😂 Caillou
Omg I used to watch Caillou as a kid. I watched it in French cause I'm Canadian and it's my first language. His name means "pebble" in French, which is hilarious when you remember that he's bald 😂
Calliou is a sociopath.
@@soulgazer11 It's even funnier when you realize that he is a pebble in his parents' shoes.
@@10Raccoon omfg truuue 😂🤣
OMG lol, you learn something everyday, but I didnt expect to learn about a 'shit knife' at 6.25am lol....and ewwwwwww lol.
A poop knife would've been useful for my mom when she was working as a janitor at her old high school. She was cleaning the bathrooms and one of the toilets had a giant poop that was stuck in the drain that she and at least one or two other janitors needed a wire hanger to cut it into smaller pieces before flushing. Needless to say, it became a funny story that she would tell if she was asked about something from her previous jobs.
"Everyone was thinking about the inauguration" somehow i feel like thats not right
hey rslash i just wanted to say thank you for posting everyday i haven’t felt good the past few months and i was throwing up a lot this morning and you make me feel better
Y'all.... If you don't use a poop knife.... I don't know how you live
The poop knife has me in tears!!! My family needs one! 😂😂😂
Here before the little birdy tells rslash he's making our days better everyday
Alternative title What not to do at a job interview
How does a hiring manager at Reddit NOT KNOW ABOUT INFAMOUS REDDIT STORES THAT CIRCULATE THROUGH THE WHOLE INTERNET?!
I CAN'T EVEN 😂🤣
I mean i understand the poop knife issue. We had a coat hanger for that. Same use idea.
Ah, one of Krieg's relatives. Obviously the conductor of the poop train is going to carry a poop knife
The "Dung Divider" just killed me. :,D
That poop knife story was an irl shitpost
OP wouldn't even need a "poop knife" if it weren't for *these effin low flow toilets*! That old episode of King of the Hill was spot on and tried warning us before low flow became mandatory and the new standard to "save water" 20-25 yrs ago (save water? ROFLCOPTER!!!)
In my house growing up, my father had the poop stick. Essentially the same thing as a poop knife, but in stick form.
It's funny how parents quite often think normal child behavior is genius level functioning.
OMW - As soon as I heard "poop knife" I knew where it was going & laughed through the whole story 😂
There two types of people in this world,
People who KNOW what a poop knife is, or
People who DON'T.
I must get enough fiber in my diet, because I've never in my life ever needed a poop knife.
I knew exactly what the poop knife story was... my husband's family lives near us so (before the pandemic), we had monthly family get-togethers, and the story of the poop knife became the stuff of hilarious legend to us! 😂 For the record, that was the first time any of us had heard of a "poop knife" and we were all basically DYING from laughter. Needless to say, I found the Reddit interview story here to be absolutely hilarious!
First poster is hilarious and has a gift for wittiness.
Thank you for making me laugh harder than I have in a long time with the poop knife
OHHHHHHHHH! Who's ready to swab Poop Decks looking for Covid? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!
And he is thinking "damn she is SO in to me."
Dude, do you know how hard it is to eat cereal hearing about a poop knife?!!