@Blashtifin cos its unique I'd say, I've done it loads and I'm fine it's also one of the least addictive drugs about but enjoyable for festivals and after parties and pretty cheap.
I mean, he is six inches (according to what he has said) which is above the average 5 inches. Though the “big” option definitely looks like it’s 9-10 inches, so default would be the closest thing he could choose.
I've seen foliage and trees from far across the map appear through cement walls and cars, there was a miniboss in Arasaka tower that glitched out in the elevator he's supposed to exit out of, dudes sitting around in the desert playing guitar thats invisible, people holding phones through their hands, invisible objects in general, bodies dead or alive just being hurled into space across the entire map, extreme car flipping (like think insane tony hawk pro skater combo flipping), dialogue and cutscene cuts and dropouts, NO CRASHES YET THOUGH SO HERES HOPING THAT DOESN'T BECOME A THING.
I've never understood people's decisions about what should get away with having lots of dialogue & what shouldn't. The amount of dialogue in Super Paper Mario & Animal Crossing New Horizons is fine but this game & Final Fantasy 7 have too much? Seriously?
I can't believe that the most valuable, top-notch, legendary actor who played the most important role on the story of Hunger Games Mockingjay that gained over a whopping 755M dollars worldwide is playing a double role in the newly released game of Cyberpunk as V and as Johnny Silverhand.
@@moodman1151 it’s not amazing, it’s embarrassing. The game is only released for last gen consoles and pc right now, the next gen version doesn’t come out for next year. The fact I’ve paid £50 for a game to run at (a not even stable) 23 FPS that looks like a blurry pile of shit is unacceptable.
Wow this game looks fantastic. I had my doubts at first even after all of the hype but the combination of Charlie and this game seems to have a nice chemistry about it.
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear flu
The story actually gets soo good and feels super reactive to all ur personal choices just stayed up 3 hours later than I wanted cause it was just soo good and I’ve had loads of bugs and frustrations with the game but overal it’s somehow incredible IMO
1:11 I was actually talking to one of my friends about this, the "big option" doesn't look longer, it just looks like you got stung by a bee down there and it swell up.
I dont care if this gets lost as long as penguinz0 sees it. Dude. Thank you so much for growing your hair out and just being the type of person that would help some random fan in the comments that was going through a hard time be better. I seriously cannot say thank you enough. And I want you to know you alone have restored a little faith in people for me... I really appreciate it man, I can't even put it into words. Thank you dude, I'm fucking crying, thank you. Thank you so much.
I'm glad at least some people aren't just blaming CDPR for something they never mentioned. I'm happy that for at least some things people are placing the appropriate blame on the fans.
It’s a really shit character creation ngl. I tried making more dark toned characters but all the dark skin tones look sickly and there’s zero features that look somewhat black.
10:38 I expected charlie character to say "how are you" and Johnny respond with "I'm you" and take off his glasses and they both look at each other and think they look the same
Coming back to this after 2.0. It's crazy how much they improved over the past few years. After the recent update, it's become one of my favorite games of all time. It's a shame the game was rushed they way it was.
This video make me realize that charlie is 100% fit to be my perspective of a game. His talk about too much dialogue and the worshipper are 100% my opinion as well 👍👍
GAGAGAGAGAAGAG this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy again because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear wha
Best part is that most people will choose the biggest option regardless of their actual size. Not me though, there's no option in the game that matches how large _mine_ is.
4:00-4:10 Honestly that’s some modern day wizard of oz type stuff, that’s actually smart and detailed thinking that proabably would’ve blown more minds for how *breathtaking* that idea would be.
Yeah people shitting on it haven't played clearly haven't played much if at all, I'm 13 hours in and having an absolute fuckin blast even w all the bugs it kicks a lot of ass
Charlie: The dialogue isn't bad, stop listening to other's opinions and make your own Everyone watching: that's a pretty good opinion, I'll take it. Edit: apparently there's another low effort comment similar to this one so the RUclips police are coming for me. Heaven forbid two people think of the same easy joke.
8:39 throwback to that video where you said you dont think you look like Keanu and here you are "I basically just made Johnny silverhand again so just keep playing as the same guy"
I picked streetkid thinking it was the most logical to go from streetkid to merc and after watching a few playthroughs I feel I'm kind of alone on that front lol.
I picked streetkid thinking it was the most logical to go from streetkid to merc and after watching a few playthroughs I feel I'm kind of alone on that front lol.
Her: How Big?
Me: Default👌🏻
Damn nice verified check mark
firre :joy: literally litty gang :fire: :fire: fr fr :joy: :ok_hand:
@MrBeast ✓⃝
idk seems ligit.
@@ohmiohwa4199 lol
Grower confirmed
"The tip is like a morning star!"
I will never NOT love your random one liners Charles
Isn’t it a mourning star
Morningstar. A medieval weapon. The chain with the spiked ball thing.
@@Oascany I know the weapon but isn’t spelt Mourningstar
i was just reading through the comments and he literally said this as soon as i read this comment lmao
@@wallybloc1415 No, the weapon is spelled as morning star.
character creation be like:
1% body
99% pubic hair
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@@garbage4638 stop
@@garbage4638 r/usernamechecksout
@@shreyanshsingh379 what did he do?
@@r4yv1 you expect me to remember something that I read 3 years ago?
Charlie: "People say I look like Keanu Reeves, I don't see it."
Also Charlie: "I'm in Cyberpunk 2077"
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
Hell yeah
I don’t think his hair was greasy enouh
seems like his hair gonna need more fat grease
@@realtoon_ yes more Jesus grease
@F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL !we need to report this
Aha scope so u do watch Cr1itical
Scope why do I always find your comment under the videos I watch lmao
I'm so thankful you uploaded this video with this title, it just works XD
Oh hey eso, wasn't expecting to see you here
Why aren’t you gettin more recognition smh my heaf
HONEST FUCK ESO?!??
Edit- I was high n didn’t mean this
@Julian Ballard bruh I was so high when I wrote this, I think I meant why tf is eso here 😂
Woah I didn't know you watched Charlie
“What am i doing ketamine in here”
“So realistic”
.....okay then
Charlie is a true Florida Man
Thotbots having strokes
Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?
well the thotbots were removed
@Blashtifin cos its unique I'd say, I've done it loads and I'm fine it's also one of the least addictive drugs about but enjoyable for festivals and after parties and pretty cheap.
“Don’t ever be nice to me again.” -Charles White 2020
ruclips.net/video/7sMAoAqpKV0/видео.html cjsjet
So he really is Keanu Reeves
Me with trust issues
*2077
What the actual fuck are these replies
Every dude ever:
"we'll make it realistic"
*small preset*
"thats a little too small tho..."
To be fair the small preset was tiny asf
@@hoodie7257 no it was way too big to be small !!!
@@MrVestido 😂
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I mean, he is six inches (according to what he has said) which is above the average 5 inches. Though the “big” option definitely looks like it’s 9-10 inches, so default would be the closest thing he could choose.
So far the game is like Skyrim.
Buggy as hell, but I still like it.
What's your setup? I have only encountered one glitch... a dude who was sliding without walking for two steps. Then he walked.
The bugs add life ;)
@@froot2912 I've heard that the game running on the base ps4 is literally broken
@@froot2912 I've had some minor glitches but I've been crashing a lot. I'm on pc also
I've seen foliage and trees from far across the map appear through cement walls and cars, there was a miniboss in Arasaka tower that glitched out in the elevator he's supposed to exit out of, dudes sitting around in the desert playing guitar thats invisible, people holding phones through their hands, invisible objects in general, bodies dead or alive just being hurled into space across the entire map, extreme car flipping (like think insane tony hawk pro skater combo flipping), dialogue and cutscene cuts and dropouts, NO CRASHES YET THOUGH SO HERES HOPING THAT DOESN'T BECOME A THING.
Charlie: "Make your own opinions"
Charlie's fans: "that's a good opinion to have, I think I'll take it"
Lmao facts with all fans
That's RUclips in a nutshell
Fax
That happens with all fans
well a fan is short for a fanatic. People that cannot be reasoned with, usually
Charlie: Look at the tip
Me: Yes the black square bar sure look uncanny
PFFF
69 likes nice
Damn thats a bbc
@@maxihax2187 I too love the British Broadcasting Channel
@@garbage4638 images
*Jesus playing a game that has the option to make the character of Jesus while another Jesus in the game exists that was voiced by Jesus*
Jesus: into the jesus-verse
Jesus christ
All with the love and power of Jesus
that's a lotta Jesus
Ah yes: Jesusanium
“The tip looks like a Morningstar”
-Cr1tical, 2020
Had flashbacks to Saints Row 3 when I heard that and thought "HAH! They were bellends lol."
Exactly.
Finally I have a name for mine
Where does the name Cr1ical come from? Is that like past youtube channel or somethin?
@@genericjohn972 it’s his twitch channel name and he streams daily so people just call him that
“Now his story’s going to be wrong and they’ll know he’s lying!”
You did it Charlie, you solved the entire plot
i was gonna say lmao
but then they'll track the serial number of the bullet and think it was you
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@@stagdragon3978 charlie shot saburo with yurinobu's pistol
@@hamhasmech5893 oh did he? I didn't see that! XD
Holy shit Charlie's avatar looks like that triple A actor from the Hunger Games. :OOO
Underrated comment.
But with short hair
@@carter29288 saying underrated is overrated
I did a video.
People complaining about too much dialogue in an RPG game is like complaining about too much reading in a book.
If anything I wish there were more diverse dialogue options
I've never understood people's decisions about what should get away with having lots of dialogue & what shouldn't. The amount of dialogue in Super Paper Mario & Animal Crossing New Horizons is fine but this game & Final Fantasy 7 have too much? Seriously?
What dialogue? The game has less dialogue options than fallout 3.
@@tradingfriends exactly the dialogue doesn't actually change anything in the story
Man, you must really enjoy the comprehensive dialogue options of cyberpunk with 1.Yes 2.Yes with a bit more info and 3. Yes but street kid/corpo/nomad
I can't believe that the most valuable, top-notch, legendary actor who played the most important role on the story of Hunger Games Mockingjay that gained over a whopping 755M dollars worldwide is playing a double role in the newly released game of Cyberpunk as V and as Johnny Silverhand.
Charlie's only playing this game to support his twin's minor role in the story
What a good big brother
Hes his twin not his big brother
Hahah lol
The only reason Keanu Reeves is in the game is because Charlie declined the offer
- btw I drew Charlie if anyone cares
they needed the second best man for the job
edit: love the art and love the voice ❤️
MTNDEW
@@MtnDew4828 Mountain dew is just premium Sprite, don't get too excited
Arent they the same
I mean, the best thing after Jesus himself is Keanu, right?
Charlie with a rinnegan is the most powerful being I have ever witnessed
You mean Jesus with Rinnegan
“They should have made the game look really bad, like Nintendo 64 graphics”
Me on a last gen console:
“But they already did?”
Me too lol I’m in pain every time I even try looking at a single object
It's honestly amazing they could port it and make it run on the last gen consoles
Laughs in 7 year old computer thats dying
@@moodman1151 it’s not amazing, it’s embarrassing. The game is only released for last gen consoles and pc right now, the next gen version doesn’t come out for next year. The fact I’ve paid £50 for a game to run at (a not even stable) 23 FPS that looks like a blurry pile of shit is unacceptable.
@@benbrooks6929 That's not the games problem. It's yours. A proper setup makes the game run and look beautiful. You just have a cheap setup.
Wow this game looks fantastic. I had my doubts at first even after all of the hype but the combination of Charlie and this game seems to have a nice chemistry about it.
Turtle Approved
Pog
ben balls
yeah it is bug balls
bald balls
"We're going loud, Jackie"
*Proceeds to scream at 0.0005 decibels*
To be fair, 0.0005 decibels is actually insanely loud
Its crazy that charlie let his hair grow for so long just to be able to cosplay Johnny Silverhand at release, pure determination.
Looking forward to the character creation mods that will include a Moby Huge size
they really should have had it in the game on launch for charlie tbh
“What am I doing, ketamine in here, god so realistic”
one of the best things I’ve heard on RUclips
This might be the first time Charlie ever censored something.
RUclips rules are far stricter than twitch rules lol
@@codetaku not really
There is nudity censor tho
YT can't handle the big meat
You seen the Viking daughter video bud?
It’s sad that Charlie’s parents tried to lower his power level by getting him circumcised
Didn't work though
It increased his power levels by freeing him of restraint
No his power level was increased because of it
4:53 , look at this guy. He's praising the lord. Wow
aerodynamic, less drag
I've never heard "top heavy" as an adjective to describe peepee.
Thats like buoyancy terms
*Unpins grenade,* "aw fuck its a grenade! *throws grenade at crowd of innocent people.*
“God it is so realistic”
Me watching on 144p
Flip phone user?
Me playing in 144p
Me too
Pretty sure it was a joke about people doing ketamine in bathrooms
@@engineerhealthyself I’m pretty sure it was but I saw an opportunity for a joke and I took it
I can’t believe they got the guy from hunger games into this game
Charlie looks like if Dave Grohl just got out of the shower
This game looks like shit
@@nr1NPC it looks better on nicer systems I believe
not entirely sure though
“Never got in the shower “
The bots are evolving guys! They’re learning language!
Dave Grohl is hot tbf I think Charlie looks more like a younger Keanu Reeves. 😉
Keanu: *Realizes it's Charlie*
"Phuk."
When Critical meets Johnny Silverhand.
(Insert Spiderman clone meme)
“I’m known for my mouth” -Cybercharlie
KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear flu
@@AxxLAfriku pathetic
@@AxxLAfriku ok
I couldn't even tell In-Game Charlie and Johnny Silverhand apart when they switched unless they showed the hand
The story actually gets soo good and feels super reactive to all ur personal choices just stayed up 3 hours later than I wanted cause it was just soo good and I’ve had loads of bugs and frustrations with the game but overal it’s somehow incredible IMO
Smasher's very first line is the very best line of dialogue in this entire game
It isn't the "Fuckable meat" part that gets me, it's the way he goes "Are you?" afterwards!
Nah Johnny's impressive cock line is the best
*"Charlie is not Keanu Reeves. Keanu Reeves is Charlie."*
- Abraham Lincoln
"Abraham Lincoln"
-Abraham Lincoln
"Thomas Jefferson"
Thomas Jefferson"
"Pikachu"
- Pikachu
Keep up the good work Lincoln!
"Ahhbrahiam Limpcoin"
-Ahhbrahiam Limpcoin
1:11 I was actually talking to one of my friends about this, the "big option" doesn't look longer, it just looks like you got stung by a bee down there and it swell up.
7:14
This man could outsmart light yagami himself
Did that really affected the story and narrative or not? I need to know!!!
@@shayanm6219 no it most likely did not unless the devs are next level
I don't know I think a bullet in the head would cause death
Light yagami dumb as fuck thats why he got cauht
@@NeostormXLMAX he finessed L though so I meeaann
I dont care if this gets lost as long as penguinz0 sees it. Dude. Thank you so much for growing your hair out and just being the type of person that would help some random fan in the comments that was going through a hard time be better. I seriously cannot say thank you enough. And I want you to know you alone have restored a little faith in people for me... I really appreciate it man, I can't even put it into words. Thank you dude, I'm fucking crying, thank you. Thank you so much.
That’s not Charlie, he’s not wearing a white t shirt
6:45 He's lucky everyone despawned before that grenade went off.
7:36 That exact same bug happened to me. It seems to be happening to everybody on all platforms.
4:49 THIS. This right here! So true! Thank you Mr. Moist. It makes me feel more comfortable having my own opinions now becausr of what you said.
I’m waiting for the breathtaking “Moist Meter: Cyberpunk 2077”, Charlie.
He’ll give it a 70 percent
@@Arthur-pr9up yeah probably, the game is very good imo but its almost unplayable with its poor optimization and many glitches
Hi Jesus
@@incomplet1396 The game is pretty fun but melee combat and driving FEELS LIKE ASS.
@@rbsalmon7895 ikr i dont even try with melee combat because ut sucks
The same dudes who complain about Cyberpunk 2077 dialogue probably play that one Animal Crossing board game for the Wii U
Amiibo festival the dark age of nintendo
@@TheBoy32NDME yeah that one
Their criticism is valid though if it was good dialogue I would understand but it's not
In this game Jonny becomes Charlie, our fusion is complete.
The game is cool, but the character creator wasn't as in-depth as everyone was making it out to be.
Facts, the male protagonist is skinny af and there's no option to add some muscles.
Everyone hyped it up too high
I'm glad at least some people aren't just blaming CDPR for something they never mentioned. I'm happy that for at least some things people are placing the appropriate blame on the fans.
It’s a really shit character creation ngl. I tried making more dark toned characters but all the dark skin tones look sickly and there’s zero features that look somewhat black.
@@chaytonlindsey4885 Not enough black hairstyles either.
5:45 he's mistaking Cyberpunk for House Party.
"too much dialogue"
That's like going into KFC and complaining that the food is too unhealthy
Or complaining the chicken is chicken and not vegan
So you are implying this game's main feature is dialogue?
@@frostchaotic3691 well the main feature of kfc is stuffing food into your mouth so
@@frostchaotic3691 it certainly isnt gun mechanics
Go for the Mr. Krabs Overdoses On Ketamine and Dies speed run world record. I believe in you
10:38
I expected charlie character to say "how are you" and Johnny respond with "I'm you" and take off his glasses and they both look at each other and think they look the same
Coming back to this after 2.0. It's crazy how much they improved over the past few years. After the recent update, it's become one of my favorite games of all time. It's a shame the game was rushed they way it was.
"The tip is like a morningstar" me too charlie, me too.
Imagine thinking Jesus Christ needs a life coach
@ get out
Eternal life coach.
@ get the hell out of here
This is the most underrated comment I swear.
This week in Cyberpunk 2077, Corpo Charlie is on a never ending quest to find the biggest Moby Huge he can find.
This video make me realize that charlie is 100% fit to be my perspective of a game.
His talk about too much dialogue and the worshipper are 100% my opinion as well 👍👍
Kudos to CD Projekt for permitting Homeless Jesus into this game, it would be a 1/10 without him
GAGAGAGAGAAGAG this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy again because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear wha
@@AxxLAfriku oh god its you
6:41 i like how he says jesus before throwing it like saying yeet or kobe before throwing something
One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates❤️
4:11 - 4:52 Thank you. Say it louder for the people in the back Charles.
I love how you changed the whole narrative. Straight gold! I got a much needed laugh from that.
Charlie says "Is that a basketball?" like a small child on Christmas morning opening their present
Silence, bot.
?
@@zilotrance9906 there was a bot that I reported and removed
@@abyvs okay that makes sense
Charlie calmly saying "friends" at 9:36
and then slaughtering those two guys will never be not funny to me
7:13 Someone explains to Charlie that's not how Autopsies works.
[Insert Charlie looking like Keanu Reeves Jokes here]
RUclips at its finest
**Insert random bot spam here**
[Insert Justin Y. Comment about Charlie being a chad]
Jackie: *dying*
“c’mon Jackie :(“
Jackie: *moves*
“there you go buddy :)”
From Hunger Games star to Cyberpunk 2077. Truly inspiring
Charlie: no I can’t show the moby huge on stream
Also Charlie on stream: look at the tip
I just got an ad thats literally a rick roll and I think thats kinda fitting
Holy shit that gunshot to the head reverse uno card was actually like super smart
Best part is that most people will choose the biggest option regardless of their actual size.
Not me though, there's no option in the game that matches how large _mine_ is.
I went for medium. Large doesn't look good >_>
I went with circumcised Default
You just did what you said earlier cringe
@@justinvenosa4839 trolling
@@jahseh8194 Not that funny tho, should have said "there's no option for how *small* mine is", depreciating humor is always the best received
When I get this game, I am going to do everything in my power to recreate my Cyberpunk 2020 character.
4:00-4:10 Honestly that’s some modern day wizard of oz type stuff, that’s actually smart and detailed thinking that proabably would’ve blown more minds for how *breathtaking* that idea would be.
Charlie with the rinnegan is not real he cant hurt you
Charlie: we are pain.
17 hours into the game myself and having a blast, finally got the patch and things seem a tad smoother. Definitly looking like a damn good game to me.
Yeah people shitting on it haven't played clearly haven't played much if at all, I'm 13 hours in and having an absolute fuckin blast even w all the bugs it kicks a lot of ass
@@hendog5667 The game doesen't even have basic physics or AI.
10:32 Johnny: "You fuckin' want one?!"
"that was rude for no reason!" jhonny silverhand in a nutshell
Charlie: The dialogue isn't bad, stop listening to other's opinions and make your own
Everyone watching: that's a pretty good opinion, I'll take it.
Edit: apparently there's another low effort comment similar to this one so the RUclips police are coming for me. Heaven forbid two people think of the same easy joke.
Copied comment from this same video. I bet you just thought, oh that’s cool, I’ll try to get likes by stealing someone’s idea.
@@lmg11224 but it's not though? Do you just make stuff up for attention in the RUclips comment section?
This guy seeing a populair comment:
Thats a pretty good comment, I'll take it
@@bruh-bj6gq except I didn't? What are you guys on about, I left three comments here and they're all from me
@@lmg11224 take your butthurt elsewhere
8:39 throwback to that video where you said you dont think you look like Keanu and here you are "I basically just made Johnny silverhand again so just keep playing as the same guy"
Jesus is a criminal in cyberpunk? They should add my family.
homer no
@ᓭד ̣ ᔑꖎ\ S T A L agree.
@@joshroehl6098 dont click the link its a shitty music vid
გიგი
@ᓭד ̣ ᔑꖎ\ S T A L I'd beat that guy in a fight 10/10 times
Wow in the first two minutes I learned a lot about Charlie's anatomy
Bro.. This is the first thumbnail/caption that made me bust into tears from laughter.
Fucking *nice* .
“It’s not that big let’s keep it realistic” lmao
8:50 I thought it was a shotgun when I played through this part too haha except I thought he was gonna shoot himself in the head on stage.
Charlie, if I’m not mistaken your in the Bible aswell.
"only eating healthy can make u feel good lol"
He not wrong tho lol
ruclips.net/video/7sMAoAqpKV0/видео.html enjwod
Eats child
Charlie shooting Arasaka on the head to prove the lie blew my mind. Game over.
"weaponized information" Aaaah, no wonder everyone picks Corpo, who wouldn't feel most comfortable playing as a living Twitter account these days?
I picked streetkid thinking it was the most logical to go from streetkid to merc and after watching a few playthroughs I feel I'm kind of alone on that front lol.
I picked streetkid thinking it was the most logical to go from streetkid to merc and after watching a few playthroughs I feel I'm kind of alone on that front lol.
@@Sullisk i picked streetkid cause that was my actual background. It hit home more then i thought. I am hispanic so it fit perfect :)
@@Sullisk I picked street kid too
I feel alone. I picked nomad.
imagine imagining someone imagining a imagine
I love dialogue filled games like this and Witcher 3 because the stories feel so much fuller with it
This is the greatest Jesus Reincarnation of All Time
mtndew
Moist jesu
Big moist
@@texasroadhouseribsandfries5349 moist + jesus=moistus it jesiost
Charlie "wow, that's huuuuge"
I thought he chose small lol
A matter of perspective
You literally my favorite RUclipsr you funny asfffff😂💯 been with chu for years keep up the good work
Jesus is in Cyberpunk 2077! This is amazing!
We all knew already Charlie you were up on that stage talkin about the game