I'm In Cyberpunk 2077

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  • Опубликовано: 23 дек 2024

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  • @EndOfSentence
    @EndOfSentence 4 года назад +21205

    Her: How Big?
    Me: Default👌🏻

    • @bigt7706
      @bigt7706 4 года назад +285

      Damn nice verified check mark

    • @buzownik
      @buzownik 4 года назад +17

      firre :joy: literally litty gang :fire: :fire: fr fr :joy: :ok_hand:

    • @ohmiohwa4199
      @ohmiohwa4199 4 года назад +314

      @MrBeast ✓⃝
      idk seems ligit.

    • @rezyfx
      @rezyfx 4 года назад +36

      @@ohmiohwa4199 lol

    • @Sheluvsmir
      @Sheluvsmir 4 года назад +16

      Grower confirmed

  • @massivelegend3599
    @massivelegend3599 4 года назад +3659

    "The tip is like a morning star!"
    I will never NOT love your random one liners Charles

    • @wallybloc1415
      @wallybloc1415 4 года назад +1

      Isn’t it a mourning star

    • @Oascany
      @Oascany 4 года назад +70

      Morningstar. A medieval weapon. The chain with the spiked ball thing.

    • @wallybloc1415
      @wallybloc1415 4 года назад +7

      @@Oascany I know the weapon but isn’t spelt Mourningstar

    • @HammtariProductions
      @HammtariProductions 4 года назад +1

      i was just reading through the comments and he literally said this as soon as i read this comment lmao

    • @Oascany
      @Oascany 4 года назад +24

      @@wallybloc1415 No, the weapon is spelled as morning star.

  • @badlobster123
    @badlobster123 4 года назад +1031

    character creation be like:
    1% body
    99% pubic hair

    • @garbage4638
      @garbage4638 4 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/DuklBERPL9U/видео.html

    • @legatelanius9762
      @legatelanius9762 3 года назад +2

      @@garbage4638 stop

    • @shreyanshsingh379
      @shreyanshsingh379 3 года назад +1

      @@garbage4638 r/usernamechecksout

    • @r4yv1
      @r4yv1 2 месяца назад

      @@shreyanshsingh379 what did he do?

    • @shreyanshsingh379
      @shreyanshsingh379 2 месяца назад +1

      @@r4yv1 you expect me to remember something that I read 3 years ago?

  • @johnnymcjohnson1373
    @johnnymcjohnson1373 4 года назад +3992

    Charlie: "People say I look like Keanu Reeves, I don't see it."
    Also Charlie: "I'm in Cyberpunk 2077"

  • @ScopeShot
    @ScopeShot 4 года назад +9460

    I don’t think his hair was greasy enouh

    • @realtoon_
      @realtoon_ 4 года назад +43

      seems like his hair gonna need more fat grease

    • @GokuBlackRose978
      @GokuBlackRose978 4 года назад +11

      @@realtoon_ yes more Jesus grease

    • @good-ishgamer5225
      @good-ishgamer5225 4 года назад +11

      @F Ù Ć Ķ • М È ! ! ! • I WĄNT ŞĘX • OPÉN MY CANÁL !we need to report this

    • @illagerplaysminecraft9309
      @illagerplaysminecraft9309 4 года назад +3

      Aha scope so u do watch Cr1itical

    • @allopic3764
      @allopic3764 4 года назад +1

      Scope why do I always find your comment under the videos I watch lmao

  • @ESOdanny
    @ESOdanny 4 года назад +3622

    I'm so thankful you uploaded this video with this title, it just works XD

    • @alexharvey7660
      @alexharvey7660 4 года назад +61

      Oh hey eso, wasn't expecting to see you here

    • @Guhtard
      @Guhtard 4 года назад +14

      Why aren’t you gettin more recognition smh my heaf

    • @LubyLifts
      @LubyLifts 4 года назад +18

      HONEST FUCK ESO?!??
      Edit- I was high n didn’t mean this

    • @LubyLifts
      @LubyLifts 4 года назад +13

      @Julian Ballard bruh I was so high when I wrote this, I think I meant why tf is eso here 😂

    • @jacobcrawley8673
      @jacobcrawley8673 4 года назад +3

      Woah I didn't know you watched Charlie

  • @DLCbenn
    @DLCbenn 4 года назад +2450

    “What am i doing ketamine in here”
    “So realistic”
    .....okay then

    • @renoutlaw8371
      @renoutlaw8371 4 года назад +86

      Charlie is a true Florida Man

    • @nikee1511
      @nikee1511 4 года назад +8

      Thotbots having strokes

    • @SmilingSeraph
      @SmilingSeraph 4 года назад +46

      Are you feeling it now, Mr. Krabs?

    • @nikee1511
      @nikee1511 4 года назад +2

      well the thotbots were removed

    • @fingmoron
      @fingmoron 4 года назад +5

      @Blashtifin cos its unique I'd say, I've done it loads and I'm fine it's also one of the least addictive drugs about but enjoyable for festivals and after parties and pretty cheap.

  • @andrewwalsh7068
    @andrewwalsh7068 4 года назад +2482

    “Don’t ever be nice to me again.” -Charles White 2020

  • @sourceeee
    @sourceeee 4 года назад +1876

    Every dude ever:
    "we'll make it realistic"
    *small preset*
    "thats a little too small tho..."

    • @hoodie7257
      @hoodie7257 4 года назад +60

      To be fair the small preset was tiny asf

    • @MrVestido
      @MrVestido 4 года назад +67

      @@hoodie7257 no it was way too big to be small !!!

    • @thatboychris9990
      @thatboychris9990 4 года назад +4

      @@MrVestido 😂

    • @garbage4638
      @garbage4638 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/DuklBERPL9U/видео.html

    • @tristanbuckner1170
      @tristanbuckner1170 4 года назад +16

      I mean, he is six inches (according to what he has said) which is above the average 5 inches. Though the “big” option definitely looks like it’s 9-10 inches, so default would be the closest thing he could choose.

  • @TheBoardandThebord
    @TheBoardandThebord 4 года назад +8867

    So far the game is like Skyrim.
    Buggy as hell, but I still like it.

    • @roflstomps324
      @roflstomps324 4 года назад +393

      What's your setup? I have only encountered one glitch... a dude who was sliding without walking for two steps. Then he walked.

    • @DreaqFlexZ
      @DreaqFlexZ 4 года назад +201

      The bugs add life ;)

    • @Nachoman24
      @Nachoman24 4 года назад +214

      @@froot2912 I've heard that the game running on the base ps4 is literally broken

    • @verdantmizo
      @verdantmizo 4 года назад +16

      @@froot2912 I've had some minor glitches but I've been crashing a lot. I'm on pc also

    • @sahasrahlamusic9068
      @sahasrahlamusic9068 4 года назад +76

      I've seen foliage and trees from far across the map appear through cement walls and cars, there was a miniboss in Arasaka tower that glitched out in the elevator he's supposed to exit out of, dudes sitting around in the desert playing guitar thats invisible, people holding phones through their hands, invisible objects in general, bodies dead or alive just being hurled into space across the entire map, extreme car flipping (like think insane tony hawk pro skater combo flipping), dialogue and cutscene cuts and dropouts, NO CRASHES YET THOUGH SO HERES HOPING THAT DOESN'T BECOME A THING.

  • @estooo
    @estooo 4 года назад +1916

    Charlie: "Make your own opinions"
    Charlie's fans: "that's a good opinion to have, I think I'll take it"

    • @tjmtz6140
      @tjmtz6140 4 года назад +36

      Lmao facts with all fans

    • @NikoCoy
      @NikoCoy 4 года назад +25

      That's RUclips in a nutshell

    • @brandonzero5375
      @brandonzero5375 4 года назад +1

      Fax

    • @realskhk
      @realskhk 4 года назад +1

      That happens with all fans

    • @the_Googie
      @the_Googie 4 года назад

      well a fan is short for a fanatic. People that cannot be reasoned with, usually

  • @bahramraftari4545
    @bahramraftari4545 4 года назад +671

    Charlie: Look at the tip
    Me: Yes the black square bar sure look uncanny

  • @kaen_tqk3918
    @kaen_tqk3918 4 года назад +13357

    *Jesus playing a game that has the option to make the character of Jesus while another Jesus in the game exists that was voiced by Jesus*

  • @ValisTyping
    @ValisTyping 4 года назад +408

    “The tip looks like a Morningstar”
    -Cr1tical, 2020

    • @Onio_Saiyan
      @Onio_Saiyan 4 года назад +5

      Had flashbacks to Saints Row 3 when I heard that and thought "HAH! They were bellends lol."

    • @karenhagar58
      @karenhagar58 4 года назад +1

      Exactly.

    • @TheDudeManBro
      @TheDudeManBro 4 года назад

      Finally I have a name for mine

    • @genericjohn972
      @genericjohn972 4 года назад +1

      Where does the name Cr1ical come from? Is that like past youtube channel or somethin?

    • @garbage4638
      @garbage4638 4 года назад

      @@genericjohn972 it’s his twitch channel name and he streams daily so people just call him that

  • @roadworkahead4187
    @roadworkahead4187 4 года назад +335

    “Now his story’s going to be wrong and they’ll know he’s lying!”
    You did it Charlie, you solved the entire plot

    • @erykmarkiewicz9316
      @erykmarkiewicz9316 4 года назад +1

      i was gonna say lmao

    • @stagdragon3978
      @stagdragon3978 4 года назад +4

      but then they'll track the serial number of the bullet and think it was you

    • @garbage4638
      @garbage4638 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/DuklBERPL9U/видео.html

    • @hamhasmech5893
      @hamhasmech5893 3 года назад +4

      @@stagdragon3978 charlie shot saburo with yurinobu's pistol

    • @stagdragon3978
      @stagdragon3978 3 года назад +2

      @@hamhasmech5893 oh did he? I didn't see that! XD

  • @BaussieSnorlaxx
    @BaussieSnorlaxx 4 года назад +698

    Holy shit Charlie's avatar looks like that triple A actor from the Hunger Games. :OOO

    • @carter29288
      @carter29288 4 года назад +1

      Underrated comment.

    • @manmohantudu2794
      @manmohantudu2794 4 года назад

      But with short hair

    • @pirilon78
      @pirilon78 4 года назад +8

      @@carter29288 saying underrated is overrated

    • @TheDNW
      @TheDNW 4 года назад

      I did a video.

  • @fuzzylogic3552
    @fuzzylogic3552 4 года назад +3632

    People complaining about too much dialogue in an RPG game is like complaining about too much reading in a book.

    • @tradingfriends
      @tradingfriends 4 года назад +329

      If anything I wish there were more diverse dialogue options

    • @D_YellowMadness
      @D_YellowMadness 4 года назад +152

      I've never understood people's decisions about what should get away with having lots of dialogue & what shouldn't. The amount of dialogue in Super Paper Mario & Animal Crossing New Horizons is fine but this game & Final Fantasy 7 have too much? Seriously?

    • @DeathByCactus
      @DeathByCactus 4 года назад +70

      What dialogue? The game has less dialogue options than fallout 3.

    • @benz4118
      @benz4118 4 года назад +41

      @@tradingfriends exactly the dialogue doesn't actually change anything in the story

    • @C7y323
      @C7y323 4 года назад +48

      Man, you must really enjoy the comprehensive dialogue options of cyberpunk with 1.Yes 2.Yes with a bit more info and 3. Yes but street kid/corpo/nomad

  • @BakedPotatoYT1
    @BakedPotatoYT1 4 года назад +161

    I can't believe that the most valuable, top-notch, legendary actor who played the most important role on the story of Hunger Games Mockingjay that gained over a whopping 755M dollars worldwide is playing a double role in the newly released game of Cyberpunk as V and as Johnny Silverhand.

  • @jensen_chuah
    @jensen_chuah 4 года назад +1554

    Charlie's only playing this game to support his twin's minor role in the story

  • @EthGemsnStuff
    @EthGemsnStuff 4 года назад +5039

    The only reason Keanu Reeves is in the game is because Charlie declined the offer
    - btw I drew Charlie if anyone cares

    • @siegfried9688
      @siegfried9688 4 года назад +82

      they needed the second best man for the job
      edit: love the art and love the voice ❤️

    • @MtnDew4828
      @MtnDew4828 4 года назад +20

      MTNDEW

    • @cfoxaskew
      @cfoxaskew 4 года назад +15

      @@MtnDew4828 Mountain dew is just premium Sprite, don't get too excited

    • @supremeleader822
      @supremeleader822 4 года назад +1

      Arent they the same

    • @flat-seventh
      @flat-seventh 4 года назад +1

      I mean, the best thing after Jesus himself is Keanu, right?

  • @alexadk5438
    @alexadk5438 4 года назад +155

    Charlie with a rinnegan is the most powerful being I have ever witnessed

  • @benbrooks6929
    @benbrooks6929 4 года назад +2125

    “They should have made the game look really bad, like Nintendo 64 graphics”
    Me on a last gen console:
    “But they already did?”

    • @CreamySenpai31
      @CreamySenpai31 4 года назад +29

      Me too lol I’m in pain every time I even try looking at a single object

    • @moodman1151
      @moodman1151 4 года назад +66

      It's honestly amazing they could port it and make it run on the last gen consoles

    • @apexfalllegendarium349
      @apexfalllegendarium349 4 года назад +35

      Laughs in 7 year old computer thats dying

    • @benbrooks6929
      @benbrooks6929 4 года назад +123

      @@moodman1151 it’s not amazing, it’s embarrassing. The game is only released for last gen consoles and pc right now, the next gen version doesn’t come out for next year. The fact I’ve paid £50 for a game to run at (a not even stable) 23 FPS that looks like a blurry pile of shit is unacceptable.

    • @mirkomarjanovic3234
      @mirkomarjanovic3234 4 года назад +47

      @@benbrooks6929 That's not the games problem. It's yours. A proper setup makes the game run and look beautiful. You just have a cheap setup.

  • @NostalgiaMan
    @NostalgiaMan 4 года назад +3772

    Wow this game looks fantastic. I had my doubts at first even after all of the hype but the combination of Charlie and this game seems to have a nice chemistry about it.

  • @benphillips1149
    @benphillips1149 4 года назад +70

    "We're going loud, Jackie"
    *Proceeds to scream at 0.0005 decibels*

    • @casualcgrain7835
      @casualcgrain7835 4 года назад +5

      To be fair, 0.0005 decibels is actually insanely loud

  • @Mariuschanges
    @Mariuschanges 4 года назад +153

    Its crazy that charlie let his hair grow for so long just to be able to cosplay Johnny Silverhand at release, pure determination.

  • @TerrorGeneric
    @TerrorGeneric 4 года назад +203

    Looking forward to the character creation mods that will include a Moby Huge size

    • @OldSchoolRyanAtwood
      @OldSchoolRyanAtwood 4 года назад +21

      they really should have had it in the game on launch for charlie tbh

  • @kylnthewitchqueen
    @kylnthewitchqueen 4 года назад +59

    “What am I doing, ketamine in here, god so realistic”
    one of the best things I’ve heard on RUclips

  • @peyan
    @peyan 4 года назад +893

    This might be the first time Charlie ever censored something.

  • @justyouraveragegamer8733
    @justyouraveragegamer8733 4 года назад +1209

    It’s sad that Charlie’s parents tried to lower his power level by getting him circumcised

    • @citrusfruit8418
      @citrusfruit8418 4 года назад +35

      Didn't work though

    • @omarhasanovic7721
      @omarhasanovic7721 4 года назад +153

      It increased his power levels by freeing him of restraint

    • @Im.Smaher
      @Im.Smaher 4 года назад +17

      No his power level was increased because of it

    • @RazorM97
      @RazorM97 4 года назад +1

      4:53 , look at this guy. He's praising the lord. Wow

    • @matthewgalasso1087
      @matthewgalasso1087 4 года назад +23

      aerodynamic, less drag

  • @misusatriyo
    @misusatriyo 4 года назад +85

    I've never heard "top heavy" as an adjective to describe peepee.

  • @CopiousMoisture
    @CopiousMoisture 4 года назад +13

    *Unpins grenade,* "aw fuck its a grenade! *throws grenade at crowd of innocent people.*

  • @mrbig4head478
    @mrbig4head478 4 года назад +563

    “God it is so realistic”
    Me watching on 144p

    • @TheBlackRose666
      @TheBlackRose666 4 года назад +10

      Flip phone user?

    • @oliverm9876
      @oliverm9876 4 года назад +10

      Me playing in 144p

    • @mothmanio3659
      @mothmanio3659 4 года назад

      Me too

    • @engineerhealthyself
      @engineerhealthyself 4 года назад +1

      Pretty sure it was a joke about people doing ketamine in bathrooms

    • @mrbig4head478
      @mrbig4head478 4 года назад +1

      @@engineerhealthyself I’m pretty sure it was but I saw an opportunity for a joke and I took it

  • @userjatto1603
    @userjatto1603 4 года назад +44

    I can’t believe they got the guy from hunger games into this game

  • @dylanhall6094
    @dylanhall6094 4 года назад +1107

    Charlie looks like if Dave Grohl just got out of the shower

    • @nr1NPC
      @nr1NPC 4 года назад +2

      This game looks like shit

    • @exhydraboy2429
      @exhydraboy2429 4 года назад +13

      @@nr1NPC it looks better on nicer systems I believe
      not entirely sure though

    • @carpeomnia88
      @carpeomnia88 4 года назад +8

      “Never got in the shower “

    • @NoOne-ju8fi
      @NoOne-ju8fi 4 года назад +3

      The bots are evolving guys! They’re learning language!

    • @RaineSophiaLewis
      @RaineSophiaLewis 4 года назад +3

      Dave Grohl is hot tbf I think Charlie looks more like a younger Keanu Reeves. 😉

  • @festiverabbit3732
    @festiverabbit3732 4 года назад +269

    Keanu: *Realizes it's Charlie*
    "Phuk."

  • @KenFM12.93
    @KenFM12.93 4 года назад +43

    When Critical meets Johnny Silverhand.
    (Insert Spiderman clone meme)

  • @flumbolordofcinder6840
    @flumbolordofcinder6840 4 года назад +173

    “I’m known for my mouth” -Cybercharlie

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +1

      KAKAKAKAKAKAK this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. KAKAKAKAKAKA! But I am happy agayn because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I use them to get views on my videos! KAKAKAKAK!!! Good day, dear flu

    • @emingmann1400
      @emingmann1400 4 года назад +1

      @@AxxLAfriku pathetic

    • @EngiNetion
      @EngiNetion 4 года назад

      @@AxxLAfriku ok

  • @zm9126
    @zm9126 4 года назад +21

    I couldn't even tell In-Game Charlie and Johnny Silverhand apart when they switched unless they showed the hand

  • @a0000a1234
    @a0000a1234 4 года назад +4

    The story actually gets soo good and feels super reactive to all ur personal choices just stayed up 3 hours later than I wanted cause it was just soo good and I’ve had loads of bugs and frustrations with the game but overal it’s somehow incredible IMO

  • @Gamez4eveR
    @Gamez4eveR 4 года назад +9

    Smasher's very first line is the very best line of dialogue in this entire game

    • @Emil_Stoltz
      @Emil_Stoltz Год назад

      It isn't the "Fuckable meat" part that gets me, it's the way he goes "Are you?" afterwards!

    • @Ligmaballin
      @Ligmaballin Год назад

      Nah Johnny's impressive cock line is the best

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 4 года назад +372

    *"Charlie is not Keanu Reeves. Keanu Reeves is Charlie."*
    - Abraham Lincoln

  • @murplesman
    @murplesman 4 года назад +4

    1:11 I was actually talking to one of my friends about this, the "big option" doesn't look longer, it just looks like you got stung by a bee down there and it swell up.

  • @ellajenkins4569
    @ellajenkins4569 4 года назад +46

    7:14
    This man could outsmart light yagami himself

    • @shayanm6219
      @shayanm6219 4 года назад +3

      Did that really affected the story and narrative or not? I need to know!!!

    • @whatever6874
      @whatever6874 4 года назад +7

      @@shayanm6219 no it most likely did not unless the devs are next level

    • @carl8760
      @carl8760 4 года назад +1

      I don't know I think a bullet in the head would cause death

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 4 года назад +1

      Light yagami dumb as fuck thats why he got cauht

    • @ellajenkins4569
      @ellajenkins4569 4 года назад

      @@NeostormXLMAX he finessed L though so I meeaann

  • @Auxzul
    @Auxzul 4 года назад +4

    I dont care if this gets lost as long as penguinz0 sees it. Dude. Thank you so much for growing your hair out and just being the type of person that would help some random fan in the comments that was going through a hard time be better. I seriously cannot say thank you enough. And I want you to know you alone have restored a little faith in people for me... I really appreciate it man, I can't even put it into words. Thank you dude, I'm fucking crying, thank you. Thank you so much.

  • @cursedgrits8526
    @cursedgrits8526 4 года назад +68

    That’s not Charlie, he’s not wearing a white t shirt

  • @ajshdhenskaka
    @ajshdhenskaka 4 года назад +7

    6:45 He's lucky everyone despawned before that grenade went off.

  • @aquamidideluxe5079
    @aquamidideluxe5079 4 года назад +16

    7:36 That exact same bug happened to me. It seems to be happening to everybody on all platforms.

  • @Phantomsangel
    @Phantomsangel 4 года назад +4

    4:49 THIS. This right here! So true! Thank you Mr. Moist. It makes me feel more comfortable having my own opinions now becausr of what you said.

  • @Oooook777
    @Oooook777 4 года назад +166

    I’m waiting for the breathtaking “Moist Meter: Cyberpunk 2077”, Charlie.

    • @Arthur-pr9up
      @Arthur-pr9up 4 года назад +2

      He’ll give it a 70 percent

    • @incomplet1396
      @incomplet1396 4 года назад +5

      @@Arthur-pr9up yeah probably, the game is very good imo but its almost unplayable with its poor optimization and many glitches

    • @andginisin
      @andginisin 4 года назад

      Hi Jesus

    • @rbsalmon7895
      @rbsalmon7895 4 года назад

      @@incomplet1396 The game is pretty fun but melee combat and driving FEELS LIKE ASS.

    • @incomplet1396
      @incomplet1396 4 года назад +1

      @@rbsalmon7895 ikr i dont even try with melee combat because ut sucks

  • @JinteiModding
    @JinteiModding 4 года назад +16

    The same dudes who complain about Cyberpunk 2077 dialogue probably play that one Animal Crossing board game for the Wii U

    • @TheBoy32NDME
      @TheBoy32NDME 4 года назад

      Amiibo festival the dark age of nintendo

    • @JinteiModding
      @JinteiModding 4 года назад

      @@TheBoy32NDME yeah that one

    • @noriakikakyoin1423
      @noriakikakyoin1423 3 года назад

      Their criticism is valid though if it was good dialogue I would understand but it's not

  • @Zack4343
    @Zack4343 4 года назад +13

    In this game Jonny becomes Charlie, our fusion is complete.

  • @Chaz1871
    @Chaz1871 4 года назад +772

    The game is cool, but the character creator wasn't as in-depth as everyone was making it out to be.

    • @alexxander94
      @alexxander94 4 года назад +167

      Facts, the male protagonist is skinny af and there's no option to add some muscles.

    • @hairglowingkyle4572
      @hairglowingkyle4572 4 года назад +131

      Everyone hyped it up too high

    • @SurfRock74
      @SurfRock74 4 года назад +162

      I'm glad at least some people aren't just blaming CDPR for something they never mentioned. I'm happy that for at least some things people are placing the appropriate blame on the fans.

    • @chaytonlindsey4885
      @chaytonlindsey4885 4 года назад +66

      It’s a really shit character creation ngl. I tried making more dark toned characters but all the dark skin tones look sickly and there’s zero features that look somewhat black.

    • @AC3Rarin
      @AC3Rarin 4 года назад +18

      @@chaytonlindsey4885 Not enough black hairstyles either.

  • @Balloon410
    @Balloon410 4 года назад +7

    5:45 he's mistaking Cyberpunk for House Party.

  • @rancidkippa4589
    @rancidkippa4589 4 года назад +13

    "too much dialogue"
    That's like going into KFC and complaining that the food is too unhealthy

    • @xiotrapeh3617
      @xiotrapeh3617 4 года назад +3

      Or complaining the chicken is chicken and not vegan

    • @frostchaotic3691
      @frostchaotic3691 4 года назад

      So you are implying this game's main feature is dialogue?

    • @kasaundraf
      @kasaundraf 4 года назад +1

      @@frostchaotic3691 well the main feature of kfc is stuffing food into your mouth so

    • @the_Googie
      @the_Googie 4 года назад

      @@frostchaotic3691 it certainly isnt gun mechanics

  • @EnterChannelName-z3g
    @EnterChannelName-z3g 4 года назад +32

    Go for the Mr. Krabs Overdoses On Ketamine and Dies speed run world record. I believe in you

  • @Morty143
    @Morty143 4 года назад +9

    10:38
    I expected charlie character to say "how are you" and Johnny respond with "I'm you" and take off his glasses and they both look at each other and think they look the same

  • @HarperLylia
    @HarperLylia Год назад +2

    Coming back to this after 2.0. It's crazy how much they improved over the past few years. After the recent update, it's become one of my favorite games of all time. It's a shame the game was rushed they way it was.

  • @coopermarx7
    @coopermarx7 4 года назад +8

    "The tip is like a morningstar" me too charlie, me too.

  • @bryckkk
    @bryckkk 4 года назад +1089

    Imagine thinking Jesus Christ needs a life coach

    • @unicornburgers302
      @unicornburgers302 4 года назад +8

      @ get out

    • @Kyran1996
      @Kyran1996 4 года назад

      Eternal life coach.

    • @mrixzz8127
      @mrixzz8127 4 года назад

      @ get the hell out of here

    • @Gnosii
      @Gnosii 4 года назад

      This is the most underrated comment I swear.

  • @DawnOfTheOzz
    @DawnOfTheOzz 4 года назад +2

    This week in Cyberpunk 2077, Corpo Charlie is on a never ending quest to find the biggest Moby Huge he can find.

  • @Ultimategx1299
    @Ultimategx1299 4 года назад +6

    This video make me realize that charlie is 100% fit to be my perspective of a game.
    His talk about too much dialogue and the worshipper are 100% my opinion as well 👍👍

  • @Mikrowave4
    @Mikrowave4 4 года назад +300

    Kudos to CD Projekt for permitting Homeless Jesus into this game, it would be a 1/10 without him

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 4 года назад +2

      GAGAGAGAGAAGAG this is wonderful! PRANK! It is terrible! I looked in the mirror and saw something UNPRETTY: my face. GAGAGAGAG! But I am happy again because I have TWO HOT GIRLFRIENDS and I make cool YT videos with them! Good evening, love and peace, dear wha

    • @finstrain1271
      @finstrain1271 4 года назад +4

      @@AxxLAfriku oh god its you

  • @ul-2079
    @ul-2079 4 года назад

    6:41 i like how he says jesus before throwing it like saying yeet or kobe before throwing something

  • @Abell_lledA
    @Abell_lledA 4 года назад +17

    One doesn’t experience self-transcendence, the illusion of self only dissipates❤️

  • @Rudabaugh
    @Rudabaugh 4 года назад +9

    4:11 - 4:52 Thank you. Say it louder for the people in the back Charles.

  • @Warhawk_Actual
    @Warhawk_Actual 4 года назад

    I love how you changed the whole narrative. Straight gold! I got a much needed laugh from that.

  • @abyvs
    @abyvs 4 года назад +29

    Charlie says "Is that a basketball?" like a small child on Christmas morning opening their present

    • @abyvs
      @abyvs 4 года назад

      Silence, bot.

    • @zilotrance9906
      @zilotrance9906 4 года назад

      ?

    • @abyvs
      @abyvs 4 года назад

      @@zilotrance9906 there was a bot that I reported and removed

    • @zilotrance9906
      @zilotrance9906 4 года назад

      @@abyvs okay that makes sense

  • @calcipher5073
    @calcipher5073 4 года назад +5

    Charlie calmly saying "friends" at 9:36
    and then slaughtering those two guys will never be not funny to me

  • @Vyrkhan
    @Vyrkhan 4 года назад +13

    7:13 Someone explains to Charlie that's not how Autopsies works.

  • @low-budgefudge2164
    @low-budgefudge2164 4 года назад +120

    [Insert Charlie looking like Keanu Reeves Jokes here]

    • @vincejeney
      @vincejeney 4 года назад +2

      RUclips at its finest

    • @boldone66
      @boldone66 4 года назад +8

      **Insert random bot spam here**

    • @somedude8667
      @somedude8667 4 года назад +5

      [Insert Justin Y. Comment about Charlie being a chad]

  • @camil3368
    @camil3368 4 года назад +6

    Jackie: *dying*
    “c’mon Jackie :(“
    Jackie: *moves*
    “there you go buddy :)”

  • @elliotmarty9370
    @elliotmarty9370 4 года назад +2

    From Hunger Games star to Cyberpunk 2077. Truly inspiring

  • @azdbor2087
    @azdbor2087 4 года назад +20

    Charlie: no I can’t show the moby huge on stream
    Also Charlie on stream: look at the tip

  • @pigcake101
    @pigcake101 4 года назад +7

    I just got an ad thats literally a rick roll and I think thats kinda fitting

  • @frayerwilder8473
    @frayerwilder8473 4 года назад +5

    Holy shit that gunshot to the head reverse uno card was actually like super smart

  • @TheRealityWarper08
    @TheRealityWarper08 4 года назад +52

    Best part is that most people will choose the biggest option regardless of their actual size.
    Not me though, there's no option in the game that matches how large _mine_ is.

    • @deathnote939393
      @deathnote939393 4 года назад +1

      I went for medium. Large doesn't look good >_>

    • @jahseh8194
      @jahseh8194 4 года назад +1

      I went with circumcised Default

    • @justinvenosa4839
      @justinvenosa4839 4 года назад +1

      You just did what you said earlier cringe

    • @jahseh8194
      @jahseh8194 4 года назад

      @@justinvenosa4839 trolling

    • @nine1690
      @nine1690 4 года назад +1

      @@jahseh8194 Not that funny tho, should have said "there's no option for how *small* mine is", depreciating humor is always the best received

  • @Feed2567
    @Feed2567 4 года назад +3

    When I get this game, I am going to do everything in my power to recreate my Cyberpunk 2020 character.

  • @ThatHart
    @ThatHart 4 года назад

    4:00-4:10 Honestly that’s some modern day wizard of oz type stuff, that’s actually smart and detailed thinking that proabably would’ve blown more minds for how *breathtaking* that idea would be.

  • @Bruno-ru5rj
    @Bruno-ru5rj 4 года назад +8

    Charlie with the rinnegan is not real he cant hurt you
    Charlie: we are pain.

  • @EllaBananas
    @EllaBananas 4 года назад +53

    17 hours into the game myself and having a blast, finally got the patch and things seem a tad smoother. Definitly looking like a damn good game to me.

    • @hendog5667
      @hendog5667 4 года назад +7

      Yeah people shitting on it haven't played clearly haven't played much if at all, I'm 13 hours in and having an absolute fuckin blast even w all the bugs it kicks a lot of ass

    • @platinumvoid1648
      @platinumvoid1648 3 года назад +2

      @@hendog5667 The game doesen't even have basic physics or AI.

  • @codex5928
    @codex5928 4 года назад +2

    10:32 Johnny: "You fuckin' want one?!"

  • @tyrantjelly2886
    @tyrantjelly2886 4 года назад +7

    "that was rude for no reason!" jhonny silverhand in a nutshell

  • @billbill6094
    @billbill6094 4 года назад +125

    Charlie: The dialogue isn't bad, stop listening to other's opinions and make your own
    Everyone watching: that's a pretty good opinion, I'll take it.
    Edit: apparently there's another low effort comment similar to this one so the RUclips police are coming for me. Heaven forbid two people think of the same easy joke.

    • @lmg11224
      @lmg11224 4 года назад +1

      Copied comment from this same video. I bet you just thought, oh that’s cool, I’ll try to get likes by stealing someone’s idea.

    • @billbill6094
      @billbill6094 4 года назад +18

      @@lmg11224 but it's not though? Do you just make stuff up for attention in the RUclips comment section?

    • @bruh-bj6gq
      @bruh-bj6gq 4 года назад +2

      This guy seeing a populair comment:
      Thats a pretty good comment, I'll take it

    • @billbill6094
      @billbill6094 4 года назад +12

      @@bruh-bj6gq except I didn't? What are you guys on about, I left three comments here and they're all from me

    • @cronchcrunch
      @cronchcrunch 4 года назад +3

      @@lmg11224 take your butthurt elsewhere

  • @WazzieShmozzie
    @WazzieShmozzie 4 года назад

    8:39 throwback to that video where you said you dont think you look like Keanu and here you are "I basically just made Johnny silverhand again so just keep playing as the same guy"

  • @liampetersen939
    @liampetersen939 4 года назад +217

    Jesus is a criminal in cyberpunk? They should add my family.

  • @jaidyn9754
    @jaidyn9754 4 года назад +6

    Wow in the first two minutes I learned a lot about Charlie's anatomy

  • @hazsneax
    @hazsneax 4 года назад

    Bro.. This is the first thumbnail/caption that made me bust into tears from laughter.
    Fucking *nice* .

  • @aarongarcia506
    @aarongarcia506 4 года назад +5

    “It’s not that big let’s keep it realistic” lmao

  • @Ghostly-00
    @Ghostly-00 4 года назад +1

    8:50 I thought it was a shotgun when I played through this part too haha except I thought he was gonna shoot himself in the head on stage.

  • @LEGIONBRICKS
    @LEGIONBRICKS 4 года назад +161

    Charlie, if I’m not mistaken your in the Bible aswell.

  • @RealUnknown.
    @RealUnknown. 4 года назад +82

    "only eating healthy can make u feel good lol"

  • @pepethunder
    @pepethunder 4 года назад +1

    Charlie shooting Arasaka on the head to prove the lie blew my mind. Game over.

  • @Pensive_Scarlet
    @Pensive_Scarlet 4 года назад +144

    "weaponized information" Aaaah, no wonder everyone picks Corpo, who wouldn't feel most comfortable playing as a living Twitter account these days?

    • @Sullisk
      @Sullisk 4 года назад +2

      I picked streetkid thinking it was the most logical to go from streetkid to merc and after watching a few playthroughs I feel I'm kind of alone on that front lol.

    • @Sullisk
      @Sullisk 4 года назад +1

      I picked streetkid thinking it was the most logical to go from streetkid to merc and after watching a few playthroughs I feel I'm kind of alone on that front lol.

    • @tjmtz6140
      @tjmtz6140 4 года назад +2

      @@Sullisk i picked streetkid cause that was my actual background. It hit home more then i thought. I am hispanic so it fit perfect :)

    • @3rdimpact918
      @3rdimpact918 4 года назад +1

      @@Sullisk I picked street kid too

    • @mr.walkie8845
      @mr.walkie8845 4 года назад +2

      I feel alone. I picked nomad.

  • @Terrencebalonei
    @Terrencebalonei 4 года назад +6

    imagine imagining someone imagining a imagine

  • @roccocanfield4559
    @roccocanfield4559 4 года назад

    I love dialogue filled games like this and Witcher 3 because the stories feel so much fuller with it

  • @AlfredoLopez-gb1im
    @AlfredoLopez-gb1im 4 года назад +43

    This is the greatest Jesus Reincarnation of All Time

  • @dreadxcii2403
    @dreadxcii2403 4 года назад +33

    Charlie "wow, that's huuuuge"
    I thought he chose small lol

  • @realsteppa1675
    @realsteppa1675 4 года назад

    You literally my favorite RUclipsr you funny asfffff😂💯 been with chu for years keep up the good work

  • @fardgaming3047
    @fardgaming3047 4 года назад +4

    Jesus is in Cyberpunk 2077! This is amazing!

  • @deerdust360
    @deerdust360 4 года назад +4

    We all knew already Charlie you were up on that stage talkin about the game