When I am alive I do not speak. Anyone who wants to takes me captive, cuts off my head, and then they bite my bare body. I do no harm to anyone unless they cut me first, but then I soon make them cry! What am I, Batman?! MUA Ha haha ha!
Its weirdly wholesome how The Riddler genuinely cares about Batman's wellbeing. He wasn't lying when he said that this is his one social interaction of the month lol
@@Skyblade12 yeah, certain version of the riddler are really only motivated to do crimes so he can “play” with batman (his words). all he wants is for someone smart to do puzzles with him but batman doesn’t give a shit unless there are stakes 💀
I feel like the line "look Batman, this one is on the house" is being severely underrated. I love the idea that Riddler takes such pride in his villainy, that if he has a bad showing he lets the hero win. It's the equivalent of, "oh did one of my employees give you a wrong order? Here, just take it for free. We'll do better next time". Riddler is a professional and I respect that Edit: yo wtf, 4k?! Gonna be hard to top that one. Thank 👍
You should watch Gotham. The riddler in it worked for the police department. He then goes nuts, and puts James Gordon through it. Although at the end they make him gay for penguin so kinda strange.
I dunno, Superman and others have offered to take a couple minutes to occasionally clean out Gotham of its problems and Batman's response is "STAY OUT OF MY CITY!!!"
I like how the Riddler didn't give Batman the Password to the bomb when he changed the riddle. yet Batman took it as a victory anyway. thousands lost their lives that day when the Nuclear warhead detonated in the middle of Gotham, but Batman got the riddle right so that's another job well done for the caped crusader!
@@MarcosElMalo2 Good one. But, even if I don't remember the title, there actually is a Batman graphic novel where Batman angrily orders The Riddler not to call him The Caped Crusader.
the original riddle was very shitty to be fair it's no wonder batman wanted to change it the answer is "onion" btw and the whole riddle sounds disturbing
"(Giving riddles) is my whole thing!" "Well, sorry boss, I thought your thing coulda been y'know getting away with it this time." That low-key roast by his own henchmen was my favorite part.
This one actually is ironically true. At first glance, you'd think the Riddler's shtick is a weakness, as he's deliberately giving Batman clues about the crimes he's committing. Then you realize that getting away with the crime isn't his goal; it's the Riddle. The crime is just a setup to lure Batman out, forcing him to solve the riddle; his entire motive is to stump Batman, thus proving himself smarter than him. Batman's enemies all have obsessions; this is Riddler's.
@@brolytriplethreat Well, Batman is a detective and a crime fighter; if he wants to get Batman's attention, there needs to be an urgent situation. So, he creates one by committing a crime; otherwise, Batman has no business solving his riddles.
@@videogollumer Exactly why he’s one of the ten that Batman is genuinely afraid of, since he doesn’t care who he hurts in order to get Batman’s attention. Two-Face is the one he dreads the most, since he truly has no conscience for his decisions and crimes. Two-Face is too unpredictable for Batman.
There was a comic in the late 90's where with Batman unavailable Robin is having to work with the Flash. He explains to Flash that the Riddler's gimmick is that he cheats. The riddles are designed to lead you to one location, while he's actually off committing his actual crime somewhere else. When Flash asks "Why pay attention to the riddles at all then?" Robin says there are two reasons: First, just because Riddler himself isn't going to be there, doesn't mean you don't REALLY need to figure it out and go there, because he's set up something bad to happen if you don't stop it in time. The other reason is, hidden in the answers to the first set of riddles is another riddle. Even finding this riddle is harder than solving the others, but if you do find it and figure out the answer, that one will lead you to where Riddler actually is. The funny thing is, Riddler DOESN'T EVEN KNOW he's leaving this hidden riddle, it's all from his subconscious due to his obsession with riddles.
@@chumpylumpy8072 the password doesn’t change though? Like all he did was get a different riddle. Unless the answer is the same then the bombs will go off because the answer to the first riddle was the password to defuse the bombs
This actually makes sense when you learn that Riddler's only motive in the comics is to challenge the smartest person he can find, and that just so happens to be Batman. It's not as much a grudge as it is picking a fight with the largest guy in the room.
actually if you listen closely you hear the beeping of the bomb difusing, changing the riddle somehow broke or changed the password, though, as batman said, its one riddle he cant solve
The "GIVE ME YOUR RIDDLE!" line is a pretty spot-on impression of Christian Bale's Batman when he loses it during Joker's interrogation. Don't know if that was intentional, but it adds an extra layer of funny.
To those who want the riddle the Riddler was trying to say: “When I am alive, I do not speak, anyone who wants to takes me captive and cuts off my head. They bite my bare body. I do no harm to anyone unless they cut me first. Then I soon make them cry.”
Well, wouldn't they be, in reality? Even if it is a fast enough freeze that the cells do not get punctured by ice crystals the thawing would probably kill them as they would not thaw all at one, and probably not evenly :/
"It took me like three months to get that down. The Joker had us shoot a hundred and fifty guys to practice, and he killed most of us for gettin' it wrong. You think I'm just givin' that shit up 'cause he's in the loony bin? Why d'ya think the reference he gave me was so good?"
@@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ At great length. *BLAM!* "No! No! *NO!* You don't just shoot him! You wait until he's pulled himself out of the river! And preferably hold off until he says 'Thought I was a goner then!' or something. Feedline, punchline, Joey! Feedline, punchline!"
"I thought your thing could'a been, yah know getting away with it this time" these are real criminals hanging out with some guy who's pretending to be one lmao.
I keep crying of laughter when he says "what the fuck are you doing!?" when the guy shot batman the second time. The way it's delivered makes it sound like he's genuinely so frustrated
1:48 took me a while to figure it out, what is black and white and read all over. Newspaper is in black and white and read all over the world, not red as in colour.
"Okay I'll admit I just did that one for the comedic timing." Joker really needs to hire this guy. They'd make great friends as well as business partners.
Strangely this time the Riddler's reaction is perfectly faithful to canon. In most of the Riddler's incarnations, his obsession is proving he's smarter than Batman, so it makes sense he would be absolutely mortified if one of his goons killed him in a way he hadn't intended for.
Pretty sure riddler would get back at them if they got the balls for that. "You killed Batman?" "Well yea boss I-" "I have have corners with no edge, what am I?" "Uh... boss?" *Riddler pulls out a scythe and a sewing needle* "I have corners, with no edge... WHAT.AM.I?!?"
@@spiffygonzales5899 is the answer "eye" ??? I tried googling it but all I got was random geometry homework... still, looking at the sphere gave me an idea... your eye is a sphere, right? so it would have no edges...but your vision, the peripheral part of your vision is called "the corner of your eye" correct??? please tell me I actually figured it out!
@@abigails4088 The answer is "an unsolved crime" I made it up myself actually. It's a play on words. Corner as in Coroner. And edge is used to refer to perception and skill. So a coroner with no edge would not be able to do his (the job of a coroner being to solve the cause of death in a crime), and thus the crime would remain unsolved. So... yea 😅
Is anyone else surprised at how well drawn that Beretta is? There are so many goofy gun designs in old comics and cartoons, it's almost weird to see a one to one accurate portrayal like that.
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In the old days, goons were just strong, silent, and obedient. Now they all think they can be master criminals themselves! And it's obvious they just don't get it!
Batman: So you see, after that third shot, I stopped wearing fabric for my suits, and actually started wearing lightweight armor... The massive balls I had back in the day, wearing essentially pajamas to fight crime.
Funny as always. For those who are interested the full riddle goes "When I am alive I do not speak. Anyone who wants to, takes me captive and cuts off my head. They bite my bare body. I do no harm to anyone unless they cut me first. Then I soon make them cry." Who am I?" And the answer is an onion.
I'm sorry boss I thought your thing could have been, 'getting away with it this time' And that is how we got the classic Batman villain "THE GET AWAYER"
Interpretations of the character with take inspiration from the SAW franchise get around this issue by having Riddler use elaborate deathtraps. The homicidal you write the character, the easier it is to come up with ways for him to force people to play his games. A bit harder to do with the more harmless, whimsical versions of him, where he's not actually wanting to hurt anyone.
And that goon went on to become "The Common-Sense-erator", a super villain whose schtick is that he commits crimes with the best possible chance of success without any distracting gimmicks or obsessions.
"Alright i just did that one for the comedic timing". I'm one to appreciate the dedication to comedy above all else, not losing the unique oportunities life gives us. As a brazilian saying goes: "I may lose a friend but not a joke" a job with a super villain in this case.
"maybe your thing could be getting away with it this time" "Admittedly I just did that for the comedic timing" These goons are hilarious. They have to be running characters
No. Bad commenter. It's Morbin Time was funny because the line is ridiculous, but the movie is bad enough some people believed it might actually be in there. You can't just repeat the joke with every film and act like it's still funny. That's how jokes die.
Игры
"I thought your thing could've been getting away with it this time"
Underrated line
Yeah, but then, what will Nygma do if he has already proven to be smarter than Batman? :c
@@HMNCLunar work his way up the food chain and try to out smart Luther.
@@HMNCLunar I mean brainiac exists Nygma could just get into a dick measuring contest except it's IQ level
that along with "(laughs in Italian)" lol
So much is happening that even after two watches I missed this line each time. You’re absolutely right, that’s amazing
"I want the riddle"
He's really matured from googling the answers
The lore expands
When I am alive I do not speak. Anyone who wants to takes me captive, cuts off my head, and then they bite my bare body. I do no harm to anyone unless they cut me first, but then I soon make them cry! What am I, Batman?! MUA Ha haha ha!
@@HerculesBallsInc idk an onion?
@@HerculesBallsInc a chicken? 🤷
@@stayblessed2 Bah! I'll get you NEXT TIME!
Its weirdly wholesome how The Riddler genuinely cares about Batman's wellbeing. He wasn't lying when he said that this is his one social interaction of the month lol
It's simply "comical inversion". It's one of the basis of humor.
hey it's his social interaction for the week
More than any other villain, Batman could easily stop the Riddler’s crimes if he just agreed to stop by and solve his riddles once or twice a week.
@@suleymanbabak1973 I bet you're fun at parties
@@Skyblade12 yeah, certain version of the riddler are really only motivated to do crimes so he can “play” with batman (his words). all he wants is for someone smart to do puzzles with him but batman doesn’t give a shit unless there are stakes 💀
I feel like the line "look Batman, this one is on the house" is being severely underrated. I love the idea that Riddler takes such pride in his villainy, that if he has a bad showing he lets the hero win. It's the equivalent of, "oh did one of my employees give you a wrong order? Here, just take it for free. We'll do better next time".
Riddler is a professional and I respect that
Edit: yo wtf, 4k?! Gonna be hard to top that one. Thank 👍
As a wise Australian once said "professionals have standards"
@@spinningkarma hate to be that guy but sniper is from New Zealand
@@brobspeefsbeef your being that guy right now
I respect that.
You should watch Gotham. The riddler in it worked for the police department. He then goes nuts, and puts James Gordon through it. Although at the end they make him gay for penguin so kinda strange.
_The Riddler,_ of all people, criticizing Batman for _his pride_ might be the most "pot-meet-kettle" thing I've ever seen.
I dunno, Superman and others have offered to take a couple minutes to occasionally clean out Gotham of its problems and Batman's response is "STAY OUT OF MY CITY!!!"
He's got a reputation to uphold
This is solid JJ lore where most of the villains are sane and the heroes are assholes.
@@GenmaTheDestroyer is that actually true?
@@joshevans3421 Except aquaman. He's a true hero.
the fact that this is very true to the riddler’s character adds to the comedic effect.
I was wondering why it was so funny. Thank you for explaining the joke. It really enriched my experience.
Dude your bot link doesn’t work
Riddler has everything except the plan to win
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@@Lush_Produce but I work!
Riddler’s delivery of “Oh my god, we’re doing this” is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard. My stomach hurts.
Ok
Batman’s silence because his ego is too big to admit it’s his ego keeping him alive. I’m dead laughing
Same
The defiant, guttural "Riddle. Give me your riddle." from Batman is underrated.
"Give me your riddle (but an easier one pls)"
Batman sounds like Christian Bale when he's in agony.
TIS BUT A SCRATCH!
'Tis but a flesh wound.
Oh the misery
Lmao
WHERE IS SHEEE!?!
I like how the Riddler didn't give Batman the Password to the bomb when he changed the riddle. yet Batman took it as a victory anyway. thousands lost their lives that day when the Nuclear warhead detonated in the middle of Gotham, but Batman got the riddle right so that's another job well done for the caped crusader!
You forgot he was shot three times, so he’s now the capped crusader.
@@MarcosElMalo2 Good one. But, even if I don't remember the title, there actually is a Batman graphic novel where Batman angrily orders The Riddler not to call him The Caped Crusader.
the original riddle was very shitty to be fair it's no wonder batman wanted to change it
the answer is "onion" btw and the whole riddle sounds disturbing
Introducing Withinjustice! The alternate take on Injustice!
@@FantasmaNaranja onion? ??
"(Giving riddles) is my whole thing!"
"Well, sorry boss, I thought your thing coulda been y'know getting away with it this time."
That low-key roast by his own henchmen was my favorite part.
I mean he even apologize how considerate of him
This one actually is ironically true. At first glance, you'd think the Riddler's shtick is a weakness, as he's deliberately giving Batman clues about the crimes he's committing. Then you realize that getting away with the crime isn't his goal; it's the Riddle. The crime is just a setup to lure Batman out, forcing him to solve the riddle; his entire motive is to stump Batman, thus proving himself smarter than him. Batman's enemies all have obsessions; this is Riddler's.
I mean, I'm sure the crime is part of it, otherwise he'd probably have a million easier ways to go about telling the riddle
@@brolytriplethreat Well, Batman is a detective and a crime fighter; if he wants to get Batman's attention, there needs to be an urgent situation. So, he creates one by committing a crime; otherwise, Batman has no business solving his riddles.
@@videogollumer Exactly why he’s one of the ten that Batman is genuinely afraid of, since he doesn’t care who he hurts in order to get Batman’s attention. Two-Face is the one he dreads the most, since he truly has no conscience for his decisions and crimes. Two-Face is too unpredictable for Batman.
@@motodog242 More than the Joker? I'm not so sure.
There was a comic in the late 90's where with Batman unavailable Robin is having to work with the Flash. He explains to Flash that the Riddler's gimmick is that he cheats. The riddles are designed to lead you to one location, while he's actually off committing his actual crime somewhere else. When Flash asks "Why pay attention to the riddles at all then?" Robin says there are two reasons: First, just because Riddler himself isn't going to be there, doesn't mean you don't REALLY need to figure it out and go there, because he's set up something bad to happen if you don't stop it in time. The other reason is, hidden in the answers to the first set of riddles is another riddle. Even finding this riddle is harder than solving the others, but if you do find it and figure out the answer, that one will lead you to where Riddler actually is. The funny thing is, Riddler DOESN'T EVEN KNOW he's leaving this hidden riddle, it's all from his subconscious due to his obsession with riddles.
I love how Batman was faking being shot so he could get an easier riddle, but rejects just getting given the password
And he didn't even get the password by the end of it
@@georgiykireev9678 but he did 😳
Except the answer to the new riddle won’t defuse the bomb. So Batman chose to let Gotham be blown up all for the sake of his pride.
@@justinguyos5476 except it did work
@@chumpylumpy8072 the password doesn’t change though? Like all he did was get a different riddle. Unless the answer is the same then the bombs will go off because the answer to the first riddle was the password to defuse the bombs
So you're telling me the more hurt Batman is (or fakes being), the more he sounds like Christian Bale's Batman?
And also when he's constipated.
Needs a few 'breathing holes' in his lungs admittedly
*WHERE ARE THEY!*
Yeah. The higher the pain, the worse Batman incarnation he is. When he's seconds away from death. He sounds just like the kid from Gotham.
Clinging to life, Batman sounds like Tom Waits Batman.
"I guess that's just one riddle you can't solve, Riddler!"
"THAT'S NOT HOW THIS WORKS!"
1:10 100%-ing an Arkham game.
Im currently 96 percent into arkham knight theese riddler trophies are driving me crazy 😔
Barman defying the laws of physics and logic just to scare his enemies is something I didnt know I wanted to see
He's Batman, of course he can
He does it quite often. It's a staple.
@@felipecosta-kv2fx no he's barman
@@lazydonkey3617 That’s right. Where’s the waitress with our drinks? I told you we should have gone to Chili’s.
Barman 🍻
This actually makes sense when you learn that Riddler's only motive in the comics is to challenge the smartest person he can find, and that just so happens to be Batman. It's not as much a grudge as it is picking a fight with the largest guy in the room.
It's not so much to CHALLENGE them as it is to prove he's smarter than them to stroke his own ego.
actually if you listen closely you hear the beeping of the bomb difusing, changing the riddle somehow broke or changed the password, though, as batman said, its one riddle he cant solve
I wonder if he ever went after lex just to test him for fun lol
@@CaptainLuffyStrawHat oh, now that's a _great_ idea for a story!
@@EmeraldFrankYT what’s here? the guy who asked?
Disappointed nobody got the joke with the title
With holes, I got it
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i got it. Keep the good content up my guy
Ooooooohhhhh, cause hes fighting the riddler, lol nice one
very true but why did darkseid forgot about earth
Him completely ignoring the fact he just got shot AGAIN and just shouting RIDDLEEEE is insanely funny to me
The riddler being the sane one of the group. Wow. Solid JJ lore never fails to surprise me
that's silver age riddler, dude just like his riddles
The Riddler is normally somewhat sane, he's just a giant megalomaniac.
@@demonslayer5122 and narcissistic
@@felipecosta-kv2fx megalomania IS narcissism.
@@felipecosta-kv2fx Yup
The riddler isn’t even a villain, he’s just a guy who really wants people to answer his riddles
I just would be afraid to know what happens when the riddle is answered incorrectly, like, the bomb can't just be a bluff I assume....
Err... he plants *bombs* through the city. ._.
@@ThermalVoid I mean… don’t we all?
@@ThermalVoid yeah but then again, he doesn't even want to blow up the city; he just wants to make the local superhero answer his riddles.
Except he plants bombs all over town and he robs stores.
The "GIVE ME YOUR RIDDLE!" line is a pretty spot-on impression of Christian Bale's Batman when he loses it during Joker's interrogation. Don't know if that was intentional, but it adds an extra layer of funny.
0:41 That's the most subtle insult he could have given him. 😂
Seriously, your voice acting is underrated. Great emotional range, as well as voice range.
Yeah! I'd love to see him in a movie or show
He's here, the Postal Poster
I dont think its underrated considering everyone praises it, but true otherwise. Dude's got real talent in all facets. Editing, writing, voice acting.
Hey, sup
Yes
This sheer incredulity in Riddler's voice when he said "Bop!?" was absolutely glorious.
Im more curious what kind mix he use to dub this
You know... bop.
As in... bop.
Should have used a head bop.
0:27 😭😭😭😭 “so ehd… ya know… BOP!” that line kills me every time.
To those who want the riddle the Riddler was trying to say:
“When I am alive, I do not speak, anyone who wants to takes me captive and cuts off my head. They bite my bare body. I do no harm to anyone unless they cut me first. Then I soon make them cry.”
an onion
Dang, I’m in the mood for some onion rings now
I love the trend of Batman using Strange, dehumanizing tactics to defeat his foes
Like the time he tricked Mr. Freeze into thinking all the the people affected my the ice beam were dead but it was just a distraction?
@@arthurlam751 yeah that’s the stuff
Well, wouldn't they be, in reality? Even if it is a fast enough freeze that the cells do not get punctured by ice crystals the thawing would probably kill them as they would not thaw all at one, and probably not evenly :/
@@jacobfreeman5444 it's magic ice. Magic science ice.
@@jacobfreeman5444 batman exists in the same universe as the flash, so all rules about science are out the window
“Alright admittedly I just did that one for the comedic timing” killed me. 😂🤣
I love a good one liner
It is such a solid jj line and i love it
"It took me like three months to get that down. The Joker had us shoot a hundred and fifty guys to practice, and he killed most of us for gettin' it wrong. You think I'm just givin' that shit up 'cause he's in the loony bin? Why d'ya think the reference he gave me was so good?"
@@slacknhash sounds like something Joker would do.
@@_somerandomguyontheinternet_ At great length.
*BLAM!*
"No! No! *NO!* You don't just shoot him! You wait until he's pulled himself out of the river! And preferably hold off until he says 'Thought I was a goner then!' or something. Feedline, punchline, Joey! Feedline, punchline!"
"I thought your thing could'a been, yah know getting away with it this time" these are real criminals hanging out with some guy who's pretending to be one lmao.
I keep crying of laughter when he says "what the fuck are you doing!?" when the guy shot batman the second time. The way it's delivered makes it sound like he's genuinely so frustrated
1:42 Batman's slurred yet aggressive request for the riddle is honestly perfect
@卐-MRBEAST IS A ƝᓮᎶᎶᕮᖇ-卐 Okay but I literally don't remember asking
Agreed
@卐-MRBEAST IS A ƝᓮᎶᎶᕮᖇ-卐 hold on let me find something
R I D D L E
@@gigawatt01 GIVE ME YOUR RIDDLE!
Goons: Ok I did that one just for the comedic timing
Me: Understandable
That was the joke that broke me on this one.
@@Dafeaz fr surprised I didn't see morr comments on it. Shit was hilarious
That was the best part of the video for me. :D
1:48 took me a while to figure it out, what is black and white and read all over. Newspaper is in black and white and read all over the world, not red as in colour.
That's one of the oldest riddles ever. Like, the kind you get in a children's activity book.
1:22 Batman: The Black Knight
"Okay I'll admit I just did that one for the comedic timing."
Joker really needs to hire this guy. They'd make great friends as well as business partners.
Absolutely not. Joker hates competition. He'd have killed this goon in five minutes for trying to upstage him.
@@Nobody1707 when?
@@Nobody1707 Agreed. Joker would destroy him.
@@SHMOUSEY86 In five minutes.
@@Peelster1 no I mean when did I ask?
Strangely this time the Riddler's reaction is perfectly faithful to canon. In most of the Riddler's incarnations, his obsession is proving he's smarter than Batman, so it makes sense he would be absolutely mortified if one of his goons killed him in a way he hadn't intended for.
He would actively save Batman even, just so he can still be around to solve the riddles.
@@HMNCLunar “No! I need to kick his butt (in a contest of my choosing), I can’t do that if he’s _dead_ !”
Pretty sure riddler would get back at them if they got the balls for that.
"You killed Batman?"
"Well yea boss I-"
"I have have corners with no edge, what am I?"
"Uh... boss?"
*Riddler pulls out a scythe and a sewing needle*
"I have corners, with no edge... WHAT.AM.I?!?"
@@spiffygonzales5899 is the answer "eye" ???
I tried googling it but all I got was random geometry homework... still, looking at the sphere gave me an idea...
your eye is a sphere, right? so it would have no edges...but your vision, the peripheral part of your vision is called "the corner of your eye" correct???
please tell me I actually figured it out!
@@abigails4088
The answer is "an unsolved crime"
I made it up myself actually.
It's a play on words. Corner as in Coroner. And edge is used to refer to perception and skill. So a coroner with no edge would not be able to do his (the job of a coroner being to solve the cause of death in a crime), and thus the crime would remain unsolved.
So... yea 😅
The “oh my god, we’re doing this” line is perfect, the Riddler sounds so shocked and worried, it is hilarious every-time.
I like the idea that this is all just a big game to them, and that everyone involved is just deeply insane.
“RIDDLE! GIVE ME THE RIDDLE!!”
That had me rollin 🤣🤣🤣
Is anyone else surprised at how well drawn that Beretta is? There are so many goofy gun designs in old comics and cartoons, it's almost weird to see a one to one accurate portrayal like that.
Annoying bots aside, I agree. The old cartoons and Solid jj's use of them are very underrated
Scarlet,I'm going to give you something better to think about than those others and just reply "Yeah,that's pretty good!"
I'm sure they even used a ruler to draw the beretta.
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I love how the Riddler is somehow the most sane and level-headed person in this one, lol
“Tis a flesh wound” 🤣 love that Monty python reference
So did Riddler
"cute, but..."
The Dark Knight quoting the Black Knight - that's some high quality funny.
"Sorry boss, I thought your thing could be getting away with it this time"
The sass on that goon.
In the old days, goons were just strong, silent, and obedient. Now they all think they can be master criminals themselves! And it's obvious they just don't get it!
Hiring the mob has been The Riddler’s best idea so far
Those gangsters know how to bust a cap.
I love how they always start off like an actual cartoon and they just descend into insanity
fr though another amazing video on this channel, thank you
“Oh my god we’re doing this” is such a vibe😂😂😂
Batman: So you see, after that third shot, I stopped wearing fabric for my suits, and actually started wearing lightweight armor... The massive balls I had back in the day, wearing essentially pajamas to fight crime.
Sounds like something out of Batman: Odyssey
@Will N The fabric might be, but he isn't. It'd be like using silk to protect against arrows, but with bullets instead.
@@Threadnaught There's literally paper armor that's amazing at stopping arrows which was used in Asia.
@@Gustav_Kuriga does it stop bullets
@@Ale-km3ux Depends on whether you want to be able to bend your arms.
Funny as always. For those who are interested the full riddle goes "When I am alive I do not speak. Anyone who wants to, takes me captive and cuts off my head. They bite my bare body. I do no harm to anyone unless they cut me first. Then I soon make them cry." Who am I?" And the answer is an onion.
WHO BITES A BARE ONION
@@axelf9947 me
@@axelf9947 i know 2 people who did exactly that
What harm does an onion do?
@@lewispooper3138 makes you cry
I like the implication near the end that Robin and Green Arrow were there the whole time and just watching this happen.
I'm sorry boss I thought your thing could have been, 'getting away with it this time'
And that is how we got the classic Batman villain "THE GET AWAYER"
Truly one of the riddles of all time
Edit: This is the reply section of all time; the bots are at it again
It's riddlin' time
@@Brigtzen I think that was the answer to his riddle.
Edward Riddlius.
@Austrian Painter
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ITS FINALLY HERE
@@Brigtzen morb me this
He was so determined with his own plan, that he didn't even take the free answer.
0:36 bop
"Whats mote important, Saving Gotham or your pride?"
Truly his most devious riddle yet.
“Alright admittedly I did that one just for the comedic timing” that line alone was hilarious timing
I love how when the riddler asks if batman would choose the city or his pride, he already knows the answer
This is why Batman switch to that bulletproof armor so he doesn't get shot in the back while he's figuring out riddles 😂🤣🙂😹
"Tis but a flesh wound." Great Monty call back.
The simplicity yet pure genius of these videos just keeps me coming back and back
The riddler "ok seriously batman this one on the house " lmao 😂😂
Honestly Riddler should give his henchmen a raise.
This brings "tis' but a scratch" to batmans level
The Dark Knight quotes the Black Knight. 🤣
"OMG, We're doing this" 🤣
@1:31
This shows that in the end, even Batman's enemies care about him, and don't actually want to kill him. And also to never hire Italian goons.
"I'm the riddler" ya boss so I riddled him with holes.
0:38 the riddler sounded like he said widdle
Having Riddler being a threat in this age of instant information has been a challenge writers have struggled with for over 15 years.
theres actually a jj episode on this too XD
=smacks a smartphone out of the hands of a toddler= WHAT'S GREEN, HANGS ON A WALL, AND WHISTLES?!
@@Madkap42 UR MOM! SNAP! What? It's what's on the Internet!
@@HerculesBallsInc Let me see that!
....You edited my Wikipedia page MID-HEIST???
Interpretations of the character with take inspiration from the SAW franchise get around this issue by having Riddler use elaborate deathtraps. The homicidal you write the character, the easier it is to come up with ways for him to force people to play his games.
A bit harder to do with the more harmless, whimsical versions of him, where he's not actually wanting to hurt anyone.
I like how Riddler was genuinely concerned for Batman’s safety but Batman was just dead set on making him look like a clown
Yes
1:37
BAAAAAHGHAGAHHAAHAHGAHAHAHA
The transition got me so fucking hard when he shoot him the second time Xddddddddd
The guy who planted a bomb in the city and orchestrated a twisted riddle game to save everyone is the most normal person
The Riddler genuinely caring for Batman's wellbeing is very wholesome
The line “I thought your thing might be getting away with it this time” is so savage.
And that goon went on to become "The Common-Sense-erator", a super villain whose schtick is that he commits crimes with the best possible chance of success without any distracting gimmicks or obsessions.
That awkward moment when your enemy is giving you a riddle but partway thru you get bopped by his goons.
I like how Green Arrow and Robin just come out of nowhere to laugh with Batman.
Also, I think the bomb is still there
"alright admittedly i just did that one for the comedic timing"
is gonig to become a god tier meme IMO.
My favorite part is when he said "it riddlen' time"
I find it hilarious how the Riddler has standards and decides to throw the fight.
Not only is he an amazing voice actor, but he also makes hilarious videos!
@@Sun-jq4dh Shut up, bot
@@Sun-jq4dh Fucking bots
I found it hilarious that Batman is laughing with Green Arrow and Robin out nowhere😂😂
"Alright i just did that one for the comedic timing". I'm one to appreciate the dedication to comedy above all else, not losing the unique oportunities life gives us. As a brazilian saying goes: "I may lose a friend but not a joke" a job with a super villain in this case.
0:09 The batman theme so good you can even hear the music say "Batman"
Riddler, the man who became a supervillain to prove he's smarter than everyone else, is surprised at the size of Batman's ego.
Batman is truly one of the riddle solvers
I’m sorry but that “WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?” from The Riddler took me out😂😂😂
I like how Green Arrow and Robin are in this situation as well and do nothing to help batman 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Man these videos make my day
Fr, it just brightens up my day too
@@DefinitelyNotHoppy yeah
0:07 Yeah, we Italians laugh in this way everytime!
1:07 Batman's stubbornness when he says *"No!"* gets me every time 😭
Batman villains always care about him since they enjoy fighting him.
"maybe your thing could be getting away with it this time"
"Admittedly I just did that for the comedic timing"
These goons are hilarious. They have to be running characters
With Batman chasing them, they likely will be running characters.
I loved it in The Batman when The Riddler said "It's Riddlin' time!" Truly a cinematic masterpiece.
No. Bad commenter. It's Morbin Time was funny because the line is ridiculous, but the movie is bad enough some people believed it might actually be in there. You can't just repeat the joke with every film and act like it's still funny. That's how jokes die.
@@MrDj232 Thank you for reminding me of the whole "You must be fun at parties" thing. It's been a while.
@@MrDj232 😐😐
@@Poto2222 But I mean... is he wrong though?
Then I liked how he riddled all over the place
"Honestly, I just did that for the comedic timing"
I lol'd
All of JJ’s comics are like SNL-meets-RedVsBlue-meets-Robot Chicken-meets-Adult Swim
Man, I’m so glad this channel’s been blowing up lately! The contents great!
Alternate Title: Batman Gets Shot
“Alright admittedly I did just did that one for the comedic timing.”
Riddler: Fine, fine. What's black and white and red all over?
Batman: Me, I'm fucking bleeding to death.