I have started livestreaming recently. I have some information about it towards the end of the video. You can find my livestreams at: www.twitch.tv/offtark and I'll also announce my livestreams at: twitter.com/off_tark
If you accept selluvis's quest with the danger juice then tell Gideon about it he will actually ask to take the potion and somehow slip it back to selluvis turning him into the puppet. Making it the only time Gideon actually acted as an adoptive father
Which is terrible😭💀 the only thing bro did to show he cared is said "this guy trying to rape my daughter? That's not going to happen. I'm not going to kill him either tho"
That is not what happens. You can have that happen even if you don't do Selluvis's quest whatsoever as it's actually Ranni killing him for plotting to betray her as shown by if you actually do his quest to full completion, where she does it to Selluvis early
Hey i love vaatividya but Dark Tark is on another level. To me his word is religion, Dark Tark can do no wrong, he is the best elden ring lore person guy or whatever he is supposed to be, its in the lore.
@@l.e.b.3541 in other words, Vaati is like going into a catholic cathedral and spending 5 hours crying and praising. where as Dark tark is like listening to the recently divorced, bankrupt, lean addicted homeless guy give church under the bridge.
Funny thing, I didn’t even know how to get to the bottom part of the castle until I was basically done with my first playthrough and was just looking around everywhere, so that Godwyn thing was actually one of the LAST things I saw in my journey, lmao
The best thing to do with Seluvis' danger juice is to give it to the Dung Eater after administering to him 4/5 of the seedbed curses that he needs to put out his mending rune 🤠
I tried this AirBNB once, since I was in the area and it was pretty affordable. Scenery was nice, but the local wildlife was really disruptive. It was also very poorly maintained, and overall not very comfortable despite it's size. 4/10, would fall off multiple cliffs nearby again.
Last time I did Stormveil I accidentally attacked and aggroed Gostoc because all those guys look the same. I was like, no! My dragon stone! So it turned into an impromptu side-quest into Liurnia to find Celestial Dew so I could atone at the turtle pope.
14:42 This is the most emotion I've ever heard him speak with, and honestly I totally get it. My hatred for Gideon skyrocketed when I first did this quest, so glad you are able to cave his head in later in the game
I was so happy to see you uploaded another Elden Ring video. I love them so much! My favourite was the ULTIMATE Elden Ring Location Tier List. On tierlist maker I saw that there is a tierlist with nearly every character, I would love to see how you would rank them (only if you feel like doing so of course). I am especially interested in the side characters :)
Hell yea new video. Idk why but your recent armored Core Video has been my comfort media and I’ve watched it or ran it in the background of my life at least once a day. Appreciate you making it. Good stuff. Anyways, another good video. Thanks dawg 👍
Ive unironically been using these videos as checklists to make sure I get everything in a location, so thank you. Also when I first encountered Albinuarcs my brain kept registering them as you
if you look at the hanging giant next to the grafting room, you can see that where its cut off arm is, which is the same one that godrick had grafted to him in your fight against him. Its canon, its in the lore
14:40 Another devious ploy by the All-knowing. This line of dialogue caused Tark to break character and reveal that his actual voice is not this absurd fantasy accent. Knowledge accumulated.
I always wondered what that wooden thing on gostocs neck is, I thought it was part of the clothing at first but you can see it flipping about on gostocs. Gotta be the oddest necklace I've seen
I subscribed to your channel, and it did look great on my resume, now I found a job at the IRS hunting people committing tax evasion. Thank you Dard Tard!
I knew the kfc pigeons would make a come back, also I’ve caught myself saying the line “it’s cannon…it’s in the lore” irl more than once so thank you Tark 😂
I love your scripts combined with sometimes completly unfitting images or videos, like that talisman one at around 4:00 I dont know why but I love them
Omg this video was amazing, love the commentary 🤣 never visited Birmingham myself but Stormveil looks similar 🤣 liked and subbed just for how much this video had me in stitches 😂
Hey Darkus Tarkus, just wanna say that I’ve never got into twitch or livestreams or anything like that but I’ll make an account so I can watch your stream and get more insight into what the deal with stuff that is cannon and in the lore . Love your stuff man
I have started livestreaming recently. I have some information about it towards the end of the video. You can find my livestreams at:
www.twitch.tv/offtark
and I'll also announce my livestreams at:
twitter.com/off_tark
6:40 no worries, man. i checked the lore, and that's definitely cannon
Hey, fias quest video?
Did i just heard Risk Of Rain music somewhete in the video? 🤔
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Stormveil castle is yet another tourist attraction Birmingham has to offer. Even the pigeons are armed with knives
i actually heard it was based off Edinburgh
the castle itself@xtj9259
Cymru am Byth
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@xtj9259I believe it's based off an attempt at humor.
Stormdrain Castle
The lore behind godrick is that he owes you money so you have to break into his castle and beat his ass to get it back
Facts. It is in the lore
"Godrick, you big fucking nerd, where's my goddamn money?"
Godrick you still owe me 5 dollars
Plot twist: our character is actually a member of the IRS and Godrick has refused to pay his property taxes
Bro I just started playing like 4-5 days ago & this comment is hilarious 😂😂
Stormveil castle is my favorite airbnb to stay in
Mine too
Mine too
Mine too
Storm veil castle made it easier to get my work done because they grafted more arms on me.
-Tarnished Tik toker
Cheapest
14:42 first time in history. An emotion in your voice.
I DONT THINK THIS HAS EVER HAPPENED I LOVE IT
He out of character from that moment 😮
He's pushing against his programming!
Him breaking character in this moment had me dying. I was caught way off guard
Before this I thought it was an IA
If you accept selluvis's quest with the danger juice then tell Gideon about it he will actually ask to take the potion and somehow slip it back to selluvis turning him into the puppet. Making it the only time Gideon actually acted as an adoptive father
Not really? Ranni is the one who deals with a loose thread in her grand design.
Which is terrible😭💀 the only thing bro did to show he cared is said "this guy trying to rape my daughter? That's not going to happen. I'm not going to kill him either tho"
He doesn't have an issue with nepheli getting wiped because that will make her useful to him again. His only problem is seluvis doing it
That is not what happens. You can have that happen even if you don't do Selluvis's quest whatsoever as it's actually Ranni killing him for plotting to betray her as shown by if you actually do his quest to full completion, where she does it to Selluvis early
That sleepy arrow lady puppet you get from Pidea explains Gidion and Selivus's history.
I adore when thid guy says "It's in the lore"
Me too that and “it’s cannon”
Hey i love vaatividya but Dark Tark is on another level.
To me his word is religion, Dark Tark can do no wrong, he is the best elden ring lore person guy or whatever he is supposed to be, its in the lore.
I'd even go so far as to say that it's canon.
@@zekaizerguy1181it’s in the lore
Vaati is like the pope when he speaks ex cathedra.
But Tark... Tark is like Jesus, his word is true and good!
@@l.e.b.3541 in other words, Vaati is like going into a catholic cathedral and spending 5 hours crying and praising. where as Dark tark is like listening to the recently divorced, bankrupt, lean addicted homeless guy give church under the bridge.
@PancakeBoi except tark knows what he's talking about 100% of the time, no matter what
On the anniversary of my parents divorce, you return. Nothing like a good reminder of my broken family relations.
That's a prepare to cry moment.
Radagon and rennala are your parents. It's canon, it's in the lore
Womp womp
RUclips just asked me to rate your comment and I gave it the high praise your parents would have, if you weren't the reason for their divorce
14:43 that’s the most emotion I’ve heard in Tark’s voice
thank god i've been dying for another ER vid. ur funny as hell man, just the dry monotone humor. gets me everytime
Funny thing, I didn’t even know how to get to the bottom part of the castle until I was basically done with my first playthrough and was just looking around everywhere, so that Godwyn thing was actually one of the LAST things I saw in my journey, lmao
Godrick got all those limbs from hiring the Chop Goblins, its in the lore.
14:42 I am dying that "WHAT??" sounded so genuinely confuzzled lmao
The best thing to do with Seluvis' danger juice is to give it to the Dung Eater after administering to him 4/5 of the seedbed curses that he needs to put out his mending rune 🤠
14:42 surprising to hear darktark so genuinely dumbfounded
Dark Tark never fails to fill me up with his content
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Y’all make dumb comments so people will react to it lol the begging for attention is wild
I love how something that is generally dumb and awful is the only thing that'll make dark tark break character temporarily
I tried this AirBNB once, since I was in the area and it was pretty affordable. Scenery was nice, but the local wildlife was really disruptive. It was also very poorly maintained, and overall not very comfortable despite it's size. 4/10, would fall off multiple cliffs nearby again.
Last time I did Stormveil I accidentally attacked and aggroed Gostoc because all those guys look the same. I was like, no! My dragon stone! So it turned into an impromptu side-quest into Liurnia to find Celestial Dew so I could atone at the turtle pope.
"It's just arms attached to his back. How is this even useful?" Finally someone else says it!
bro i love this channel... this guys calm voice while talking about all the atrocities while using his spot on humor... please MORE!
This is definitely one of the Stormveil Castle walkthroughs of all time.
Babe wake up new dark tark vid just dropped
Stole my comment
Fun fact, you can fight the Omenkiller with Nepheli. The sign is between the bridge and the slope that leads down to the boss fight.
Stormveil castle is a castle, that’s cannon, it’s in the lore
wow i never realized that godwyn's torso can be seen behind the octopus face! amazing video as always dad, hope ya have a good thanksgiving :)
Just what I asked for! Thanks for the best Thanksgiving present ever, Dark Tark!
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This is the most emotion I've ever heard him speak with, and honestly I totally get it. My hatred for Gideon skyrocketed when I first did this quest, so glad you are able to cave his head in later in the game
This might be the greatest quest guide in existence. I loved every second. I hope you have more. 😂
Gideon the All-knowing is very evil, but he's the lore man, so I'm willing to forgive 40% of his sins.
If this guys voice gets replaced by AI I wouldn't even notice
I was so happy to see you uploaded another Elden Ring video. I love them so much! My favourite was the ULTIMATE Elden Ring Location Tier List. On tierlist maker I saw that there is a tierlist with nearly every character, I would love to see how you would rank them (only if you feel like doing so of course). I am especially interested in the side characters :)
Hell yea new video.
Idk why but your recent armored Core Video has been my comfort media and I’ve watched it or ran it in the background of my life at least once a day. Appreciate you making it. Good stuff.
Anyways, another good video. Thanks dawg 👍
Walter handler is basically playing Nintendog with our lives
I must say when I first entered that one room with the fireplace and the Sign of Grace it was pretty cozy...
They should add Morgotten to the DLC
morbgotten
VaatiVidya would cower in fear if he met Dark Tark, the true Elden Man.
FINALLY someone sheds some light on the project pigeon connection
Your videos inspire me the most to play this game more
I will never get the image of Godrick having an aneurysm out of my head
Hey! Amazing and lore-informative videos as always dark tark! Can't wait for "what's the deal with Mountain top of the Giants"!
I LOVE THESE VIDEOS
I LOVE YOUR HUMOR
ITS IN THE LORE
14:01 fun fact, you can summon nepheli for that fight
14:42 DarkTark breaking character?!?!
I don't know why that cross promotion with your mother part made me laugh so hard. I watched that part like 5 times and laughed harder on each
very lore friendly video, i had no idea about their whole quest
I'm so happy to see the return of squished Bono. Great video as always, Mr. Tark.
Ive unironically been using these videos as checklists to make sure I get everything in a location, so thank you.
Also when I first encountered Albinuarcs my brain kept registering them as you
one minor thing, you can actually summon nepheli to help fight the omenkiller
I had no idea there was so much story tied to Stormveil and the characters within.
my night has improved thank you
yet another BANGER from dark tark himself
I had forgotten how entertaining yapping like this could be
The absolute fella dropping an absolute video to remind me this game absolutely exists
Literally just watched you're other elden ring videos not long ago glad to see another one
Don't worry my man. We're filing a complaint in our local council about that giant man who lets his dog run around without leash.
if you look at the hanging giant next to the grafting room, you can see that where its cut off arm is, which is the same one that godrick had grafted to him in your fight against him. Its canon, its in the lore
wow theres even a silly wizard guy included...this bnb is great!!
That part about the morbius crossover 😂
14:40 Another devious ploy by the All-knowing. This line of dialogue caused Tark to break character and reveal that his actual voice is not this absurd fantasy accent. Knowledge accumulated.
Your voice is in the line between real and AI, I can't tell which one
Stormveil Castle is certainly one of the places of all time
it's in the lore
14:45 Laughs in Sullyvahn
Waking up to a new Whats The Deal Video? This is the best thanksgiving ever!
I always wondered what that wooden thing on gostocs neck is, I thought it was part of the clothing at first but you can see it flipping about on gostocs. Gotta be the oddest necklace I've seen
How I missed seeing that beautiful face. Also, thanks to Dark Tark, I am no longer unemployed.
14:43 is the most emotion ive ever seen this man display
The Skyrim curved sword 🗡️ joke was on another level 🤯
As an Elden ring noob I have been trying to avoid content to stay away from spoilers but i finally finished Stormveil and thoroughly enjoyed this!
Never seen Margeet’s fart attack before 1:31
I subscribed to your channel, and it did look great on my resume, now I found a job at the IRS hunting people committing tax evasion. Thank you Dard Tard!
I knew the kfc pigeons would make a come back, also I’ve caught myself saying the line “it’s cannon…it’s in the lore” irl more than once so thank you Tark 😂
14:00 you can actually summon nepheli to that fight
You don't actually need Kenneth to complete Nepheli's and Gostoc's quest. You can just skip talking to him entirely.
I love your scripts combined with sometimes completly unfitting images or videos, like that talisman one at around 4:00 I dont know why but I love them
thankyou for unlocking my PTSD over those birds
Every time DarkTark posts a new video my resume only grows stronger
I can't believe I've been blessed with Dark Tark ER Lore on Thanksgiving 😄
Godrick is the kind of person to spam good reviews about his decrepit Airbnb.
That your mom joke was a banger
This video actually highlights an excellent reason why you have to defeat Margott to get Nephli to inherit. I love this.
Omg this video was amazing, love the commentary 🤣 never visited Birmingham myself but Stormveil looks similar 🤣 liked and subbed just for how much this video had me in stitches 😂
The other day i had an exam, i was about to fail, then i mentioned i was subscribed to DarkTark, then i passed, it looked great on my resume
Lord tark is really out here feeding us, bless your soul Mr tark 🙏🏽🙏🏽
18:26 gotta love the guts theme.
I know we don’t speak in a serious tone in this community but I fucking SCREAMED when I saw you uploaded. Made my day! ❤
Ah yes stormveil castle, my favorite invasion spot to do some overleveled phantom bounty hunting.
Dark tark, happy holidays. Your content always makes me 💩 myself over and over again
Woooooooo!!! Stormveils the coolest place in the game, glad u covered it. I'll be checking out the stream for sure
Hey Darkus Tarkus, just wanna say that I’ve never got into twitch or livestreams or anything like that but I’ll make an account so I can watch your stream and get more insight into what the deal with stuff that is cannon and in the lore . Love your stuff man
Im really loving this video so glad i found this channel
Inb4 “That’s Canon, it’s in the Lore”
This video truly summarizes my Airbnb experience in Florida
Can’t wait for the dlc videos
I really like Bono and U2 but these videos are my favorite thing he’s created. Thanks Bono!
the ror music is such an interesting choice for this vid lmao
Dark Tark is truly all knowing
In over 1k hours and 15 plays I still cant get Gostocs quest to work
He has returned.
Ahhhhh shit Tark Dark is STILL the ONLY Antartican I fuck with 💪😤💯