Still wouldn't look good in court though. "You don't get it, your honor! That boy is like... *really* charming, I just couldn't help myself, I HAD to bring him home to my house! He was asking for it!"
@@viljamtheninjaThe person from the elite class who was known to be capable of brainwashing people brainwashed a racial minority. I think it should be fine in court. (As long as its not under the Golden Order)
19:22 "His body is actually fully modeled inside of it, and we can see that he's on his way to becoming a much taller and stronger being. Effectievely, Miquella was Eggmaxxing in order to become a cracked Giga-Yolk."
Fun fact: The elevator that can go both up and down is a clever narrative allusion to an elevator in Dark Souls 3, which also has the strange ability to go up, but also down as well. Miyazaki’s mind is fascinating.
“What were you planning on doing if I hadn’t walked in Mohg!?” “I…I don’t know…nothing…” “Mohg you’re naked! You expect me to believe you weren’t going to do anything!?” “Well…maybe I’d have started a dynasty…”
well, something tells me there aint too many of those days left. just a few weeks left until Malenia's sleep paralysis demon turns his notably-obstructed gaze towards the Lord of Blood.
I spent so long messing with the weird egg thing trying to get something to happen during that first week of elden ring. Can't wait for the dlc I'm sure it will be awesome af
Mohg also has a multi-million dollar beauty company advertised towards albinaurics to turn them into moisturised blood albinaurics. That’s canon. It’s in the lore.
@@DarkTarkHonestly, you could cover the lore of a chinesse bootleg peppa pig game and I'd still be interested. your storytelling skills and humor are amazing man
10:02 idk about the albinaurics outside the rose church, that might just be because the church is at liurnia. I always thought they were albinaurics who got lost in the consecrated snowfield and took the teleported to mohgwyn dynasty thinking it led to the haligtree, where they always wanted to go.
Just defeated Mohg and came here to RUclips to find more about the cocoon. Learned nothing more than what I already knew, still watched the entire video. This guy is a hidden gem.
Hey Dark Tark, i actually have "Subscribed to Dark Tark" on my resume in small text in the bottom. Happy to say i got the job and i can vouch for it look great on my resume!
I love darktark cause he’ll bring up a super important lore part and then use it as a segway for something random and funny, i mean he literally just talked about pigeons for 5 minutes
Help, my resume is so tracedental that I can't find a job. I'm always told: "You are too good for this job, we do not want to waste a talented existence such as you."
love your vids, wish you played rust and did satire on everything in rust, i guarentee it be a massive hit you're easily one of the funniest and creative editors on youtube
There are a few holes in the "varre killed our maiden" theory. One of them being how did he even get to the chapel in the first place. Second being he can tell we're maidenless by the fact that we visibly aren't accompanied by one lol. Third and most importantly being why would he kill her? It's a big show of faith to kill your maiden yourself. Killing a random maiden still works, but isn't as big. It would be in his best interests for our maiden to be alive so we can kill her ourselves. Especially since without a maiden we are likely to die and he loses a potential follower. Ofc it's also possible it was him. He could have gotten to the chapel the same way we did, through the four belfries. He could have killed our maiden to manipulate us easier and sent us off to kill another tarnisheds maiden to reduce competition and manipulate them later. What he gets in return is a stronger tarnished who doesn't have a maiden, nor needs one, and can be molded and used as he pleases(or so he thinks) However I still think it wasnt him and the most likely answer is the most obvious, it being the grafted scion that killed our maiden
The Grafted Scion can access the Chapel of Anticipation, so there's presumably some kind of alternate route that the player character does not find in the lore. Also, Varre can potentially warp via invasions. As for why Varre would kill a Finger Maiden, he'd immediately have an easy target for scouting into the dynasty, or else he could ensure victims if the Godrick Knight using Bloody Slash at Fort Haight might indicate that Mohg has been trying to start an alliance with Godrick. Varre also never seems to consider that killing a Finger Maiden could lead to a loss of strength from runes, so he might just not care. Alternatively, Varre might think that Mohg's followers and slaves can be strengthened by Bloodflame. Judging from its dramatic entrance leaping up from the lower cliffs, the Grafted Scion had probably only just reached the Chapel of Anticipation. Varre also curiously might know where people who end up in the sea near the Chapel of Anticipation are carried to the mainland, so he'd know exactly where to intercept any Tarnished whose Finger Maidens he just murdered.
I actually love the theory that Varre killed our maiden! It makes sense that Mohg wouldn't want competition and it would make it easier to have us join them.
22:33
“he is ugly”
“he is literally maidenless”
“he has no friends”
“and has spent most of his life locked away in a room”
holy shit am i mohg
do you have a younger brother that looks like a little girl?
No your yo mama
Yeah but you are subscribed to him. So no worries there
@yosata we are all mohg. that's the real prepare to cry.
He like me fr 😂😂
So it turns out Miquella was the moghlester all along.
Now this is where the cookie crumbles
The Miquellester
Still wouldn't look good in court though. "You don't get it, your honor! That boy is like... *really* charming, I just couldn't help myself, I HAD to bring him home to my house! He was asking for it!"
@@viljamtheninjaThe person from the elite class who was known to be capable of brainwashing people brainwashed a racial minority. I think it should be fine in court. (As long as its not under the Golden Order)
my boy mogh finally beat the allegations
19:22 "His body is actually fully modeled inside of it, and we can see that he's on his way to becoming a much taller and stronger being. Effectievely, Miquella was Eggmaxxing in order to become a cracked Giga-Yolk."
Nice, eggmaxxing, i thought that was only a bird thing
Birderffly
Yea I watched the video
Yes I also watched the video, very useful
Peak script-writing
I tell you what the deal is, its called loving your relative. So wholesome mr Mohg
Why definitely
A little too much love.
I kept being reminded that it's not unheard of for nobles back then to really love their relatives
@@shira_yone I'd go as far as to say that it was the norm in certain places. The "Habsburg Jaw" exists for a reason
Alabama-type love
Fun fact: The elevator that can go both up and down is a clever narrative allusion to an elevator in Dark Souls 3, which also has the strange ability to go up, but also down as well. Miyazaki’s mind is fascinating.
Finally! A lore video that will explain the meaning when Mogh said “It’s Moghlesting time” and Mogh’d all over the place
Nothing like a fresh Dark Tark vid to bless the Friday
heell yeah brother
Chris hansen: Why don't you take a seat mohg.
“What were you planning on doing if I hadn’t walked in Mohg!?”
“I…I don’t know…nothing…”
“Mohg you’re naked! You expect me to believe you weren’t going to do anything!?”
“Well…maybe I’d have started a dynasty…”
chris hansen: well im chris hansen from to catch a mohg-lester
This comment and replies got me cracking up 🤣
this blewup.
Bet he'd sit down and try to talk his way out of it too. Chris has the psychic ability to make people sit down when you would think they'd run.
nah drake got cooked
2:25 that aint the WORST snowstorm ive ever seen. frigid outskirts still haunts my dreams
Ds 2 my beloved ❤
No one played ds2
@@Mavuika_Gyarui did
"Hey Lois, Miquella is mine, and mine alone"
I cant wait for miquela to say, "tarnished you are the elden ring: shadow of the ertree."
The Mohglester is just trying to enjoy the rest of his days with his beloved
Minor
well, something tells me there aint too many of those days left. just a few weeks left until Malenia's sleep paralysis demon turns his notably-obstructed gaze towards the Lord of Blood.
The Miquellester
@@FairtradeBanana 🤣😭🤣
This did NOT age well
Mohglester was actually Mohglested
Truly a prepare to cry moment
Mogh spent his teenage years in Yharnam, thats the best explanation and I will not be taking questions
The title is exactly what i said when i came across Mohg and his weird egg.
I spent so long messing with the weird egg thing trying to get something to happen during that first week of elden ring. Can't wait for the dlc I'm sure it will be awesome af
didn't know the Yura situationship was in the lore, deductive skills like that would look great on my resume
"Red makes things go faster" At least 3 times as fast, right?
i appreciate the london monster parallel with varre's bouquet. extremely deep cut.
I like how you actually give good info, but mix it with comedy, love it
The Moghlester was actually the Moghlested all along
Mohg also has a multi-million dollar beauty company advertised towards albinaurics to turn them into moisturised blood albinaurics. That’s canon. It’s in the lore.
I love how this game is about communities and the importance of family roles.
Peak video writing
eggmaxxing rn
I love these videos so much you should consider maybe doing some Skyrim elder scrolls content? Perhaps? For the canon? For the lore?
Im hoping for the same thing.
I've considered doing Morrowind stuff but I have no idea when I'll get around to that if ever.
@@DarkTarkHonestly, you could cover the lore of a chinesse bootleg peppa pig game and I'd still be interested. your storytelling skills and humor are amazing man
Justice for Mohg. #Mohglested
he got miquellested
I was so glad to find out there was a deal with Mohg. Truly one of the deals
Mohg was a *victim!*
#JusticeForMohg
#MiquellaIsOverParty
10:02 idk about the albinaurics outside the rose church, that might just be because the church is at liurnia. I always thought they were albinaurics who got lost in the consecrated snowfield and took the teleported to mohgwyn dynasty thinking it led to the haligtree, where they always wanted to go.
I finally decided to put down that I'm subscribed to your channel on my resume
safe to say I'm doing pretty well at target now
I absolutely love your videos, your editing style is absolutely perfect for this type of content!
Great work once again fam
i cried while watching this. such a prepare to cry for moug. 😢😢😢
the biggest prepare to cry moment about this is that the voice line of Mohg yelling "SEX" was cut
5:21 The Mohgwyn Palace rune farm joke is very clever and made me almost die from laughter.
Just defeated Mohg and came here to RUclips to find more about the cocoon. Learned nothing more than what I already knew, still watched the entire video. This guy is a hidden gem.
The small clip of command and conquer generals made me love this channel even more.
these are my favorite lore videos please never stop
Justice for Mohg
Ah I see you finally met Moghlester
You mean the mohglested
Honey wake up
New Dark Tark vid just dropped
This is a real Mohg moment.
A Mohgment
It feels like I’ve been waiting for this video for years
I just finished your Farum Azula video, and hey what do you know? Fresh vid off the presses!
12:37 I think she was our old maiden but, just like us, lost the guidance of the grace and unlived. When we got the grace back, She just didn’t.
I’ve been yearning for this one
Mohg really did beat the allegations huh
Hey Dark Tark, i actually have "Subscribed to Dark Tark" on my resume in small text in the bottom. Happy to say i got the job and i can vouch for it look great on my resume!
Will there be a sound clip of RDR2 - May I, Stand Unshaken in this video?
Most likely.
Of course there will be.
That's canon, it's in the lore.
That is some tragic lore, prepare to cry.
Wake up Miquella, Dark Tark just uploaded
MOHG BEAT THE ALLEGATIONS MIQUELLA WAS THE TRUE PREPARE TO CRY
There's something about the sad Persona 4 music with the deadpan that just makes too much sense in my head
Finnaly a new video to put on my resume
The king has returned on the best day of the week
It's a good day when Tark posts a vid
When you realize pigeons are the true lore of Elden Ring
Oh my god. Yes. Just absolute yes. So glad we're getting a DLC so that DarkTak can help me understand what's the deal with it
Your joke writing is next level. I need to eggmax so I can make max gigajokes like you.
Came for the Elden Ring content, but stayed for the pigeon lore.... Shit's deep
I can’t believe that commander O’Neill is actually Ahab. Bravo Miyazaki, you truly are the Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain by Hideo Kojima
Poor mohg got miqluested and this is the treatment we give him?
Ahhh yeahhhh our FAVORITE Antarctican is back AGAIN with another certified banger 😤💪🥳
Definitely a Mogh moment
You’re my favorite RUclipsr right now! Hilarious
Finally a new video!! Don't worry Tark we know you were just busy helping Kendrick write his diss tracks. Welcome back!
I love darktark cause he’ll bring up a super important lore part and then use it as a segway for something random and funny, i mean he literally just talked about pigeons for 5 minutes
truly the land between brotherly love is wide and deep.
Turns out poor mohglester got miquellested all this time
This one didn't age quite so well.
Turns out the egg was the miquellester
The Return Of The King.
Thank Dark Tark for exploring the true meaning of Elden Ring, pigeons and moisturizer
My coque biguè 🌝
You won’t know what this comment said
Yeah, that was a video of the official bandai namco yt channel
God damn he PACKIN
thats why he's the impaler
Remember Insomniac’s 17 inches of Venom
Messmer is giving venom a run for his money
2:25 worst snowstorm?
KKKKKKKKKKKKK
MY BROTHER IN CHIRST
FRIGID OUTSKIRTS
Always knew it was Miquella. What kind of psycho designs a place like the haligtree?
You're getting better at this
Help, my resume is so tracedental that I can't find a job. I'm always told: "You are too good for this job, we do not want to waste a talented existence such as you."
love your vids, wish you played rust and did satire on everything in rust, i guarentee it be a massive hit you're easily one of the funniest and creative editors on youtube
There are a few holes in the "varre killed our maiden" theory. One of them being how did he even get to the chapel in the first place. Second being he can tell we're maidenless by the fact that we visibly aren't accompanied by one lol. Third and most importantly being why would he kill her? It's a big show of faith to kill your maiden yourself. Killing a random maiden still works, but isn't as big. It would be in his best interests for our maiden to be alive so we can kill her ourselves. Especially since without a maiden we are likely to die and he loses a potential follower.
Ofc it's also possible it was him. He could have gotten to the chapel the same way we did, through the four belfries. He could have killed our maiden to manipulate us easier and sent us off to kill another tarnisheds maiden to reduce competition and manipulate them later. What he gets in return is a stronger tarnished who doesn't have a maiden, nor needs one, and can be molded and used as he pleases(or so he thinks)
However I still think it wasnt him and the most likely answer is the most obvious, it being the grafted scion that killed our maiden
He ‘invaded’ her the same way the bloody fingers do. He killed her because that’s what the blood cult does.
The Grafted Scion can access the Chapel of Anticipation, so there's presumably some kind of alternate route that the player character does not find in the lore. Also, Varre can potentially warp via invasions. As for why Varre would kill a Finger Maiden, he'd immediately have an easy target for scouting into the dynasty, or else he could ensure victims if the Godrick Knight using Bloody Slash at Fort Haight might indicate that Mohg has been trying to start an alliance with Godrick. Varre also never seems to consider that killing a Finger Maiden could lead to a loss of strength from runes, so he might just not care. Alternatively, Varre might think that Mohg's followers and slaves can be strengthened by Bloodflame.
Judging from its dramatic entrance leaping up from the lower cliffs, the Grafted Scion had probably only just reached the Chapel of Anticipation. Varre also curiously might know where people who end up in the sea near the Chapel of Anticipation are carried to the mainland, so he'd know exactly where to intercept any Tarnished whose Finger Maidens he just murdered.
Mogh actually escaped the allegations😭
I dont even have to watch the video knowing that liking it will look great on my resume
6 seconds into the video and I already laughed
You’re good
Your videos are wildly entertaining
Heard that bringing in the Chris Hansen summon gives you a serious buff against Mohg
How about a mod that adds "Have a seat over here!" when you use that item to stun him.
Apologize to Mohg
Honestly the thumbnail + tittle is a god tier meme.
Watching this eased the pain of my sciatica
MGS AND WARHAMMER REFERENCES????? incredible
I just love the thumbnail I think a lot of viewers are prolly too young to see the humor in it
Not going to lie, I almost cried when Rude Buster didn't play in the outro
One of the most exciting things about shadow of the erd tree coming out is the eventual dark tark video on it
Whats the deal
With 18 impaling inches?
YOURE TELLING ME I COULDVE GLOATED OVER VARRE NOOOO
Wake up honey, new Dark Tark just dropped
15:35
As an evil sunz player I approve this message.
Truly one of the lore videos of all time
Canberra resident here, we prize our blood-based skincare freedom thank you very much!
I actually love the theory that Varre killed our maiden! It makes sense that Mohg wouldn't want competition and it would make it easier to have us join them.
Nice video. Good job my little lambkin
My lore theory is that the two fingers represent fingerbanging
22:19 isnt that where you're supposed to find your clothes?
Love the part where mohg says "it's mohging time!" And just mohged everyone, trully a elden ring moment of all time
the zombies sound effects in all of his videos makes me actually kick my feet