You should rate the stone platform next, truly one of the greatest gaming areas of all time. It is in fact, important to the lore. Why is there rock in a tree. Who would put it there. The answer is truly a prepare to cry moment. You see, the elden beast, is in the erdtree. And it just wanted to play air hockey
You see, the reason the elden beast loves air hockey so much, is that when it was a space parasite. Also known as a child, it's mother took it to scene 75 for it's seventh birthday. But it ran out of money before it could play air hockey (sad music)
These are the only videos where I can zone out and look away for a second and then be convinced that I’m watching a completely different video when I look back.
I had wondered for over a year now what the deal was with Dragonbarrow. My wife divorced me for not knowing what the deal was. But now I know we didn’t know Dragonbarrow existed because we thought it was just part of Florida. Overgrown lizards are all through their rot lakes. Sort of like Australia.
What I love about these videos is some goober is gonna watch it expecting a detailed lore explanation, and while you do get an explanation..it's completely cracked out 😂 can't get enough of the fart reverb of caelid
That's exactly what happened to me when I first discovered the channel from the Farum Azula video. It was such a hilarious break from the more somber videos of guys like Vaati and Smoughtown and I loved it. Even more hilariously is that Smoughtown (I think it was him) actually referenced Dark Tark's Farum Azula video for a lore observation.
@@viljamtheninja lmao thats actually hilarious, the thumbnails are enough to peak my interests as well as the deadpan delivery of this guy 😂 he's just so serious in it. I'm gonna have to find that smoughtown video 💀 I've u ironically started saying "It's in the lore!"
Watching a Dark Tark video is like listening to a Billy Talent album, has the same style so you know exactly what to expect, but it‘s still so good every time
you just made me realize the whole ''exterminated species with one last representative'' is rather common a theme in the lands between...even the big pot guy has the corpses of his friends all over and jarburg are recluse and hidden to try and save themselves from the poachers...im sure there's more in the game than greyoll, the jars, the giants, the albinaurics...oh gods.
ive played too many fromsoft games to have questioned the sentient homing hill-balls, but yeah good point on who is summoning them, or if its simply a naturally occurring phenomenon. Happens all the time.
Well, for anyone that even cares Siofra is pronounced SHEE-FRA, it's apparently an Irish female name meaning fairy/changeling or something like that. I'm really loving these vids, can't wait for more!
It was a bit amusing to me that there's an Irish guy on screen when he's talking about anglocentric brainrot and mispronouncing names (and the name he's mispronouncing is apparently Irish).
Idk how it works in Australia but in the US "Schedules" are so that the most 'dangerous' things are in the first schedule and the further you go the safer it is. So if something were schedule 9 it'd be so safe it wouldn't even land in the 5 schedule system.
Man I am glad I stumbled on this channel. There is no better lore videos for elden rings than right here. Especially those that can help me get a job. I put this channel on my resume, and i was hired.
You can tell from Caelid just how much of a bro Radahn was: has the beast-men chapel, dragon-hill, mage town, and his own military that was supposedly made up of anyone willing to follow him even if they weren't of noble blood. My head-canon was that he just wanted to make his own region of Caelid into a home for all races/beliefs. Then a nuke went off and everything went to hell so, y'know... things really did go south.
Question about the lore: were the divine towers built before or after the ring was shattered? I always found it odd since you don’t see Miquellas or Godwyns tower so you’d think it’s after, but then Ranni has a tower even though her body died during that time too
The divine towers and all of the ruins sticking out of cliff faces are extremely ancient and are likely from a time before the erdtree. I would be ecstatic if they delved deeper into them in the dlc
The fact that the towers relate to certain Great Runes implies that they were built long before the Elden Ring was shattered. The architectural style seems to indicate that these towers long predated Marika's reign.
The deal with Dragonbarrow is walking 20m and and seeing the enemies scale up 50 levels, absolute obliterating the rune balance, defining half the speed run routes, and getting you repeatedly one-shot.
This is another great video, Tark! It turns out Dragonbarrow does have a deal though -- it's implied to be the sections of Farum Azula that didn't get pulled into the sky. That's why the Farum Greatbridge and Bestial Sanctum are there, with names and architecture reflecting that of Farum Azula. The deep lore is how Farum Azula devastated its community with flight from its own neighborhoods, and then Sellia tried to gentrify it.
One thing I will say that I like about dragonbarrow is that considering the lore of radahn, of course he'd turn the tower with his great rune into a fort
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I love your videos, keep up the good work
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I liked my own comment
I eat my own poo
You should rate the stone platform next, truly one of the greatest gaming areas of all time. It is in fact, important to the lore. Why is there rock in a tree. Who would put it there. The answer is truly a prepare to cry moment. You see, the elden beast, is in the erdtree. And it just wanted to play air hockey
You see, the reason the elden beast loves air hockey so much, is that when it was a space parasite. Also known as a child, it's mother took it to scene 75 for it's seventh birthday. But it ran out of money before it could play air hockey (sad music)
@@toastmaster914 i hate how he hits us with piss
Yet another excellent documentary on the wildlife of Florida
Wait this is not Australia?
I think it's the Australian sub Island of Florida 👍
Florida is the dragonbarrow of australia for sure
I didn’t know Dragonbarrow didn’t have a deal. Thanks.
No it is dealess
Someone didn't finish the video before commenting 🫢
It has no deal
dragonbarrow is not caelid, but it was nuked by malenia and therefore has the same theme, so dragonbarrow is now caelid
Pretty sure it is since storm hill is still technically limegrave?
Nuh uh
That's canon, it's in the lore
@@Malenia_Blade.of_Miquella SILENCE, WRETCH
this is the definition of w h at
like w h a t
Only true rough and tumble country boys appreciate what Caelid has to offer. Easily the greatest holiday destination in the lands between
If you look hard enough at the rotten lake, you might find the DLC trailer.
You’re right! I did it for 2 months and the trailer released on RUclips. Thank you for helping me release the dlc trailer
@@ARealHumanGuyyou are a hero to us all, thank you for your sacrifice 🫡
14:30 “simply deal-less” holy shit. Big strides being made
what’s the deal with the frenzied flame? besides being Hyetta’s grape dealer and killing the rest of the Leyndell’s homeless population
It's frenzied, duh.
It tastes like cheddar
It's yellow, like American cheese. And therefore plastic. I never knew burning plastic was so bad for the environment
These are the only videos where I can zone out and look away for a second and then be convinced that I’m watching a completely different video when I look back.
I died when he said “miss me with that struggle I got new game +”😂😂😂
I had wondered for over a year now what the deal was with Dragonbarrow. My wife divorced me for not knowing what the deal was.
But now I know we didn’t know Dragonbarrow existed because we thought it was just part of Florida. Overgrown lizards are all through their rot lakes. Sort of like Australia.
bro never stop making these seriously even if you go into other games
Can't wait for the Mount Gelmier video.
Not the reverb fart when Malenia's scarlet aeonia blooms 💀
Thanks for covering the Australia lore man
What I love about these videos is some goober is gonna watch it expecting a detailed lore explanation, and while you do get an explanation..it's completely cracked out 😂 can't get enough of the fart reverb of caelid
That's exactly what happened to me when I first discovered the channel from the Farum Azula video. It was such a hilarious break from the more somber videos of guys like Vaati and Smoughtown and I loved it. Even more hilariously is that Smoughtown (I think it was him) actually referenced Dark Tark's Farum Azula video for a lore observation.
@@viljamtheninja lmao thats actually hilarious, the thumbnails are enough to peak my interests as well as the deadpan delivery of this guy 😂 he's just so serious in it.
I'm gonna have to find that smoughtown video 💀
I've u ironically started saying
"It's in the lore!"
Watching a Dark Tark video is like listening to a Billy Talent album, has the same style so you know exactly what to expect, but it‘s still so good every time
So basically, Malenia got her first ever period and it caused the downfall of an entire eastern continent.
That’s canon, it’s in the lore.
You know it's real fucking brutal when your first ever period results in a place called "swamp of aeonia"
@@alberteinstein1620 certainly feels like it's doing that some months
@@freyjadunlin lmfao
The only period more violent than in Carrie.
Scarlet rot is red. Coincidence?! I think not.
you just made me realize the whole ''exterminated species with one last representative'' is rather common a theme in the lands between...even the big pot guy has the corpses of his friends all over and jarburg are recluse and hidden to try and save themselves from the poachers...im sure there's more in the game than greyoll, the jars, the giants, the albinaurics...oh gods.
ive played too many fromsoft games to have questioned the sentient homing hill-balls, but yeah good point on who is summoning them, or if its simply a naturally occurring phenomenon. Happens all the time.
Well, for anyone that even cares Siofra is pronounced SHEE-FRA, it's apparently an Irish female name meaning fairy/changeling or something like that. I'm really loving these vids, can't wait for more!
It was a bit amusing to me that there's an Irish guy on screen when he's talking about anglocentric brainrot and mispronouncing names (and the name he's mispronouncing is apparently Irish).
Maliketh also needs to give back the lawnmower so someone can mow the lawn in dragonbarrow
Can you do a mountaintops of the giants next?
I'm stoked Dark Tark got sponsored. Well-deserved
Jerry took a break from being on the thumbnail
I hope you do some bloodborne at some point I want to know what's the deal with Cainhurst
That video would be amazing
bloodborne is not on pc 😢
seeing the Wanted: Dead sponsor after seeing Jacob Geller's video on it a while ago, made me sing 99 Luftballoons uncontrollably
I first heard about it from that internet historian video. Definitely added to the comedic value of the ad segment.
Idk how it works in Australia but in the US "Schedules" are so that the most 'dangerous' things are in the first schedule and the further you go the safer it is.
So if something were schedule 9 it'd be so safe it wouldn't even land in the 5 schedule system.
10:35 New Zealand here. can confirm people do skip australia to come here and just to give us addictive substances
Yes another one of these videos to watch over and over
Man I am glad I stumbled on this channel. There is no better lore videos for elden rings than right here. Especially those that can help me get a job. I put this channel on my resume, and i was hired.
Does the Gloam-Eyed Queen have an Instagram by any chance?
No
There's also a shack with a floaty sword dude here. Or it was Caelid side, can't remember.
It's in Dragonbarrow, and for whatever reason, he's stronger than his Shaded Castle counterpart (which is supposed to be his "main")
You can tell from Caelid just how much of a bro Radahn was: has the beast-men chapel, dragon-hill, mage town, and his own military that was supposedly made up of anyone willing to follow him even if they weren't of noble blood. My head-canon was that he just wanted to make his own region of Caelid into a home for all races/beliefs. Then a nuke went off and everything went to hell so, y'know... things really did go south.
Question about the lore: were the divine towers built before or after the ring was shattered? I always found it odd since you don’t see Miquellas or Godwyns tower so you’d think it’s after, but then Ranni has a tower even though her body died during that time too
According to Tarnished Archeologist, they're some of the earliest structures in the LB
The divine towers and all of the ruins sticking out of cliff faces are extremely ancient and are likely from a time before the erdtree. I would be ecstatic if they delved deeper into them in the dlc
The fact that the towers relate to certain Great Runes implies that they were built long before the Elden Ring was shattered. The architectural style seems to indicate that these towers long predated Marika's reign.
So it seems they were used to hold great runes afterwards? Makes sense
@@Phoenix_11_17 I'm not sure what you mean by that.
As usual, you create the BEST Elden Ring content in all of the internet
I absolutely love the conclusion you come up with
insanely pleased to hear you got sponsored. will be checking out to support ❤
good to have you have back. keep it up
im hoping that the dragonbarrow will have a deal by the steam winter sale
DarkTark never fails to barrow in my dragon
always enjoy the whats the deal vids, very droll. also gg on getting a sponsor
I need this perspective but for the darkroot depths. Matter of fact everything. Thx.
Keep em coming man. Your videos always make my week. Even when its for games i've never heard of.
This guy is very funny, its in the lore, prepare to laugh
The deal with Dragonbarrow is walking 20m and and seeing the enemies scale up 50 levels, absolute obliterating the rune balance, defining half the speed run routes, and getting you repeatedly one-shot.
DO NOT stop making these.
Wow! I love Caelid, better known as Bakersfield, CA.
Genuinely the only youtuber that makes me giggle every 5 seconds
I wonder what caelid and dragon barrow looked like before the rot
Maybe the dlc will show us
@@mish8753 so we will never see how it was back then
Exactly what i needed to improve my mood this week. Bless Dark Tark
Forgot to mention the most powerful boss in the game, Laser Golem. Other than that, good job.
CHRISTMAS CAME EARLY BOYS. Thank you, Santa Tark 🙏
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Yo, Dark Tark got sponsors now. That's hype
mayne its gon suck when i run out of this guys vids to watch. so entertaining
Aw hell yeah time for more deals
I'm glad theres someone out there talking about deathroot addiction
Just discovered your channel tark lol, your content is so underrated I love it. Loving these deals!
I'm so glad you're back to uploading!
I've been to New Zealand. The Divine Tower of Australia was pretty interesting 🤣
These are the best elden ring videos, never stop Tark
Proud of Dark Tark knowing our scheduling (e.g. an S9)
I'm so happy elden ring content is back
after like two years of this game I always wondered what the deal was with dragonbarrow
thank you
This is another great video, Tark! It turns out Dragonbarrow does have a deal though -- it's implied to be the sections of Farum Azula that didn't get pulled into the sky. That's why the Farum Greatbridge and Bestial Sanctum are there, with names and architecture reflecting that of Farum Azula. The deep lore is how Farum Azula devastated its community with flight from its own neighborhoods, and then Sellia tried to gentrify it.
Big fan of the SMT music in the vid, well edited too, keep up the good work :)
One thing I will say that I like about dragonbarrow is that considering the lore of radahn, of course he'd turn the tower with his great rune into a fort
I’m truly so glad there’s no deal with Dragonbarrow because I was worried there may be a deal with Dragonbarrow
First time I sat though a sponsored videos ad and damn. I actually wanna try that game now. Dope ass sponsorship you got.
I love the cookie monster :)
First time giving one of your videos a proper watch through, and holy shit do I ever appreciate the sudden blast of Morrowind combat music at 5:00!
Always a good day when Dark Tark uploads
Why are you not thrown in my recs more, I'm subbed, lemme just comment and like a ton and get things straightened out with the ol' algorithm
This is up their with my favorite Souls channel alongside Vaati for some reason
Dark Tark never fails to fill me up with his content
All is well in the world..Dark Tark uploaded a video for Elden Ring.
Did Tark ever get his lawnmower back from Maliketh?
new dark tark video, today is a good day.
Lived the video, cant wait for whats the deal with the mountaintops of the giants
Tbh the Divine tower of Caelid is my favorite outpost/dungeon in the game
when darp tarp posts at 9:30 am GMT+8 on a thursday
You never fail to deliver and I am only mid video 😂😂
YAY! You're back with a new Elden RIng video! Thank You! I love these!
Risk of Rain music is incredible
Where was my 'that's canon, it's in the lore' I needs it
im very surprised you managed to capture footage of my daily commute
I like how there's so little to say about the Dragonbarrow that alot of this isn't even about Dragonbarrow
2:03 - BRAZIL MENTIONED LET'S GO BOYS (my country is literally that one zone with the dancing enemies and the fat rolling god skin fella)
My mans got sponsored by Wanted Dead?!?! Lol love that for him.
TARK WITH THE SPONSORSHIP U LOVE TO SEE IT 🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
You forgot that sometimes he gets sad and howls at the moon
Bruh I can't even beat the first godskin after the short cut door is opened at the beginning 😅
Dragonbarrow is like the new jersey of New York,truly a tarnished location
Guess the Bell Bearing Hunter by the Isolated Merchant’s Shack didn’t warrant a mention in this video.
Dragonbarrow is discount Caelid, kind of like Belgium is discount France (or discount Netherlands)
The absolute best type of video and best way to get very true real Elden ring rore, maybe do bloodbourne😍
HE'S BACK!!!!
SMT1 soundtrack is and always will be incredible
Wow! This video cured my scarlet rot! And my depression!
Did you know you can get the dung eater as a summon / puppet