@@GhettoJohnWick thank you, next lol she talked about him and sean and another dude she dated and that shit was huge for a whileeee. it topped the charts i’m pretty sure for some weeks as well
I love this guy, she practically threw him to the dogs by saying that stuff and he was so respectful even in his jokes. He had supported her during her ex's death and had actually respectfully taken then blunt of being dumped and then she further dissed him. Like....... do people stop realizing that the other person is indeed a HUMAN BEING?
Ngl It would be interesting if he dated Taylor swift and they broke up. And Taylor makes a whole album about him and he makes a whole comedy special about her 😂
love this kinda comedy bc you’re not just shitting on a person- it feels more thought out/clever than pointing out the obvious, making the punchline funnier- all the while being in good humor
He is a is basically an average comedian that some how hooks up with some of the most famous and beautiful women. The guy is a legit modern Cassanova it seems.
@@billfred9411well it’s probably cause he’s funny. A guy could be super attractive but if he’s dry af I don’t see how and why’d you wanna stay with him.
@@billfred9411 it’s definitely cause he was funny, Arianda Grande wasn’t doing it for his money if that’s what you’re trying to possibly imply when the girl makes more money than him. I don’t like Grande, I personally think she’s a bitch because of how many times she’s homewrecked relationships with her dancers and she’s a popular cheater but I think she was only with him cause he is genuinely funny. I mean he’s not that attractive either.
@@EliNoCap Can’t recall when any of us asked. Either way, your opinion but you can’t try to tell me you didn’t laugh at this joke and not just that his audience is mostly men.
Thank you RUclips for never taking this off the endless loop of items I've already seen on this app before. It never gets old. Please keep the same things showing up for me to re-watch the next 15 years.
@@josephlovely7759 And _that's_ why people like you _aren't_ pulling anyone worth writing home about. Keep believing that works, though. See where it gets you lol
I love his response to everything because this is a man who knew what was up. What she said was taken completely out of context and he knew that so instead of roasting her like everyone thought he would he did what comedians are supposed to do and made it a joke and funny.❤
When 2 individuals don't work out, the most mature will always move on and not continuously bash and disrespect their ex. He's funny and respectful about his ex a lot of people could learn from him. 💯
Don't worry if you didn't get the starbucks joke. It doesn't mean you're stupid. Actually, you're kinda smart because you don't waste enough time in Starbucks to get references about it.
See these jokes are why so many girls go for Pete. He's funny and respectful even after all that went on with Ariana. He could lash out and be mean. But that's not who he is. And girls like this type of guy.
A wrong girl will use you until she gets bored of you and frustrated bcoz of the relationship and dont wanna put up efforts anymore to keep the relationship going. That is when she will leave you for some one better than you coz there is a queue of boys who wanna date her but she's just resisting them until she gets the feeling of moving on and having someone new in her life. Well it's not the case with everyone sometimes the guys are so bad that they dont even care for their girl until she decides to leave them for good. That's why you should carefully choose your partner. Well i got this from the experience of a 2yr relationship where my ex girlfriend left me for someone better and rich ,coz i was running a little busy with my college and stuff and couldn't give her that excessive attention she wanted.
I don't go to Starbucks often enough to remember or care about their sizing standards, so when I do I'll order a medium. They say OK and give me a medium. No awkwardness, no protentious correction or stare, just coffee.
I’m assuming he got the stare because the person recognized that they were Pete Davidson and that they used to date Ariana Grande so they were like you know it’s a grande you just don’t want to say her name you know
I don’t understand the joke about the picture.. When he says something about if I had known about the picture, I would have went to see a dermatologist first? Can anyone explain that one to me, please lol (:
People forget she's a powerful woman because she beautiful and more importantly rich. it's also forgotten she could of helped Jenette McCurdy with all that money 💰 but she turned away .... but who cares she's pretty 😍 right
@@chadamwilson8268 the catchy song they're talking about thank u, next. But yeah, pete davidson is obviously also about him. And so are "ghostin" and "in my head".
He’s not a great stand up but he’s got some potential, don’t think he should’ve been given a filmed slot just for being who he is though, butts in seats and laughs are the way
@°秋AutumnVocals声° you missed the point, when they talk abt powerful women it's always like "yeah women are powerful and can do anything!!" But men don't get talked about like that, we only get called greedy and or criticized
@°秋AutumnVocals声° I also said how they talk about men being powerful which you still missed the point, there's no movements for men that people care abt, you just listed financially powerful men without even answering my questions
@°秋AutumnVocals声° you still didn't answer my question, men don't get talked abt in the same way, only when men are rich and or one of the richest do people say they are powerful, there's tons of commercials and people saying how powerful women are just for existing, talking abt the richest man isn't exclusive to men 💀
@°秋AutumnVocals声° this isn't a video game where you need to nerf things to make up for it so stop that argument also you wanna talk abt being talk about being brought down? Men are literally demonized, and the sexualizing argument makes no sense, while some men do have a fetish, it's completely normal to be sexually attracted to things, it's not men sexualizing things if it's normal evolution for us to be attracted to things ,don't act like women aren't either you're just looking for a reason to hate us just say that, trust me people will respect you more if u just admit it. You saying that men sexualize you is like us saying that you sexualize our muscles or us being tall, you know why we don't say it? Bc it's normal evolution so there's no shame, bc without it u wouldn't be alive rn to say this. And you say men bring you down when without men you wouldn't be allowed to say this. And don't act like women don't sexualize themselves .💀🤷♂️ and you even admitted the fact that I was right and ontop of that you proved me right on how were demonized for being normal
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Even though he is makeing jokr and bitching about her, he still praise her… he is just naturally nice
He just knows he'll get cancelled
And untalented
Meanwhile Ariana was saying she didn’t even know who he was
@D B Bro what?
@D B it's barely any bitterness let's be real, he handles this ina really classy way
When pete leave the store the worker gonna say "thank you, next
Damn💀
Better sing it. Hehe. 🙂
😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
I don't get it 😢
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
pete : can i have a medium coffee
Starbucks guy : you sure you not want a grande -
Can I just say, THANK YOU for explaining the joke. I'm stupid and didn't understand, so i was scouring the comments 😭
OH MY GOD! I thought the joke was he was pissed at Pete because of something Ariana said in the press or the song. THANK YOU.
@@ali8800 she also had a collab with them the cloud macchiato
Actually the medium side in Starbucks is called Grande, that's why the Starbucks person was like that, bc he was actively trying to avoid the word
@@SintD Yep, I got it now, thanks! 🙂
“Peter. It’s a bop”
Dead in the eye an go: 🤷🏿♂️
what song is he talking abt
Lmao
@@elenaspector5008 Thank you, next I think
Yeah that "Thank You Next" is catchy af!😂
"Pete my boy, I'm sorry, but this shit is a banger."
Pete: 'So was she' ☠️
@@yashgulave8366 oh my god straight facts 💀
@@yashgulave8366What does this mean tho? Lolllll 😂😂😂😂
EGG would like to know what the song is called
she wrote "HUUUUUUUUGE" next to his picture, can't be mad about that
He’s much more respectful towards her than she is to him-
@@godkingarus8180Uhhmm no, it has nothing to do with gender, he’s just a better person.
@anyasrandomart.5865 comments like yours remind me that sane people still exist. Thank you and have a lovely day.
@@Yourlocalprocrastinator That doesnt inherently make anyone a "better person"
That’s not true. Ariana hasnt said anything mean about him.
@@hoatsie08 She literally said she only dated him for a distraction 💀
shit is catchy doh.
Fr
What song was he talking about? I don't listen to her music.
@@GhettoJohnWick thank you, next lol she talked about him and sean and another dude she dated and that shit was huge for a whileeee. it topped the charts i’m pretty sure for some weeks as well
@@andres-zc2xd is the song called 'thank you, next'?
@@GhettoJohnWick yesss
Waitint for Kim Ks Jokes
Will he.
so am I.
It's Kim. She's the joke.
@Amber Roberson NO
DOUBT about that.
Definitely a joke
I don’t think he will joke about it, he started talking about Ariana because she started talking about him
Keep waiting, it’s known that Kris Jenner has everyone sign a NDA😂
I love this guy, she practically threw him to the dogs by saying that stuff and he was so respectful even in his jokes. He had supported her during her ex's death and had actually respectfully taken then blunt of being dumped and then she further dissed him. Like....... do people stop realizing that the other person is indeed a HUMAN BEING?
She dissed him?
@@chelseygarrett4221in a song yes
@Captain Saltwater2 which one?
@@DestinyJohn-cc9vw "Thank you, next"
Women
Ngl It would be interesting if he dated Taylor swift and they broke up. And Taylor makes a whole album about him and he makes a whole comedy special about her 😂
Don't give them ideas
Now that's a celebrity relationship i would be interested and invested in
I mean he can still date her, she broke up with her bf of 6 years
@@Rudom17 she didn't
Taylor is way too smart to date someone like him for so many reasons
Taking the high road regarding an ex is a green flag. Classy move Pete
love this kinda comedy bc you’re not just shitting on a person- it feels more thought out/clever than pointing out the obvious, making the punchline funnier- all the while being in good humor
pete davidson (the song) is so sweet and catchy too☁️I wish people acknowledge this masterpiece
What song
@@shambhavijain1934 track 14 on Sweetener
@@shambhavijain1934 the song is called 'pete davidson'
yes bro i love that song
I just listened to it today lol
“I’m going to Dunkin Donuts, why are they getting rid of them in the city, I can’t find one”
Why is this so accurate tho
If Dunkin ever fully disappears, the damage will be irreparable
McDonald's told me the other morning they are phasing out their bakery items to merge with Dunkin Donuts.
@@MissTaygen Well look at you, on personal terms with Ronald himself
@@user-686hs-77 that's just what they told me
Go to 711
The more I learn about Pete Davidson the more I respect him. He just seems like a good guy
He is a is basically an average comedian that some how hooks up with some of the most famous and beautiful women. The guy is a legit modern Cassanova it seems.
@@billfred9411well it’s probably cause he’s funny. A guy could be super attractive but if he’s dry af I don’t see how and why’d you wanna stay with him.
@@billfred9411 it’s definitely cause he was funny, Arianda Grande wasn’t doing it for his money if that’s what you’re trying to possibly imply when the girl makes more money than him. I don’t like Grande, I personally think she’s a bitch because of how many times she’s homewrecked relationships with her dancers and she’s a popular cheater but I think she was only with him cause he is genuinely funny. I mean he’s not that attractive either.
@@__mindflayer__he’s not funny at all bro. Maybe to girls he is.
@@EliNoCap Can’t recall when any of us asked. Either way, your opinion but you can’t try to tell me you didn’t laugh at this joke and not just that his audience is mostly men.
Very loveable guy
Not particularly funny tho
He seems like such a genuine guy
He still a pos homewrecker type that will stab u in the back
And thats why he gets the women he does.
@@LiminalQueenMedia ...
"Shit is catchy." *respectfully nods*
bro just praised her in 22 different languages
Repeat, Pete...history. No one caught that lyric.
Ari Pete history
A repeat history
@@gonzo95ful damn that’s a line
One of the top comments on positions mv literally mentions this lol
@@gonzo95ful "I'm just hopin' i don't re-peat (Pete) history".
Errrr yeah, we allllll did 😅
Bro I lOvE yOu, I LOVE YOU RIGHT. shit is catchy😭
Moral of the story,
Never piss off a comedian
Thank you RUclips for never taking this off the endless loop of items I've already seen on this app before. It never gets old. Please keep the same things showing up for me to re-watch the next 15 years.
I mean, he says that but then again Arianna Venti does have a nice ring to it..
His vibe is like if someone told him to make the Jared Leto Joker look good.
and still failed.
Pete can’t get a grande anymore reminds him to much of his ex
I love how he still talks so highly of her
Pete is truly a sweetheart
This man has dated Kim Kardashian and Ariana Grande. We must learn his secrets.
He ignores them at first, that hurts their ego and they come running.
@@josephlovely7759 ah. Um. Look, I don't know the whole story, and I was just trying to be a little bit funny. The guy might be an asshole idk. Sorry.
It starts with loving yourself, and being confident in who you are
@@Noivern87 loll who knows
@@josephlovely7759 And _that's_ why people like you _aren't_ pulling anyone worth writing home about. Keep believing that works, though. See where it gets you lol
I love his response to everything because this is a man who knew what was up. What she said was taken completely out of context and he knew that so instead of roasting her like everyone thought he would he did what comedians are supposed to do and made it a joke and funny.❤
I just want him to find someone he loves & can trust & can make him happy!!!!!!
Pete’s a legend.✨
Hope he’s doing alright
When 2 individuals don't work out, the most mature will always move on and not continuously bash and disrespect their ex. He's funny and respectful about his ex a lot of people could learn from him. 💯
the guy was like *”thank you, next..”*
it is catchy
Song name?
@@__________M__________thank you next probably
@@__________M__________ the song is called pete davidson, its a track from her album Sweetner
@@squishy3248that was released before they broke up
i'm confused is the song he's talking about "better off" "pete davidson" or "thank u next" ?
Imagine basing your whole career off of your ex💀
PERIOD! ALL THESE PEOPLE STICKING UP FOR HIM DONT EVEN KNOW THE STORY?? HE LITERALLY FUCKING MOCKED MACS DEATH
when he said “better off, no problem”
My mind: I’m betttter off without~ one less one less problem
I WAS LOOKING FOR THIS COMMENT
You shoulda put the spray paint joke in there 😭. 👨🏾👨🏾💀
He is shitting on her in such a wholesome and respectful way. He's genuinely a nice person.
When I worked at Starbucks nobody ever cared enough to correct someone for saying medium instead of grande lol
Class act this guy. 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
He’s seems like such a nice dude. Having that much respect for a ex girlfriend
Don't worry if you didn't get the starbucks joke. It doesn't mean you're stupid. Actually, you're kinda smart because you don't waste enough time in Starbucks to get references about it.
Pete, you dodged a bullet on this one man. She’s a train wreck.
The foreshadowing of this message cause years later after his skit she got involved in an affair with a married man 😭 he really did dodge a bullet man
Always preferred Dunkin over SB. And they are getting harder to find which is surprising because America runs on Dunkin’s.
I wonder if the expectation of laughing when you’re there in person gives a placebo of this being actually funny
If Ariana was good to Pete, Pete was 1000x good to Ariana.
The guy be like : can you confirm your order "one last time"
you’re “better off” without her
“And for Pete, I’m so thankful” ❤❤
Pete: “hey can I get a medium coffee?”
The Starbucks guy: *I’m about to end this man’s whole career*
That friend thay said that sh*t is catchy was definitely MGK lmfao
I have always had a crush on this man. I don’t know if he’s nice because I don’t know him but he’s cute.
If anything, it was a good song....You are so loved, from up upstate NY!
Bro I love u ... I love u y'kow... but shit is catchy🤣🤣🤣🤣
He dodged a bullet !
I fucken love this video lmfaooo
He sounds like he could be a character for Big Mouth 😂
See these jokes are why so many girls go for Pete. He's funny and respectful even after all that went on with Ariana. He could lash out and be mean. But that's not who he is. And girls like this type of guy.
What ruins Starbucks is taste of there coffee.
Their*
The last comment is just gold 😂😂
What's the picture thing?
I'm guessing paparazzi
He won getting away from that home wrecker. Awful woman
Dermatologist?
Dude Pete Davidson is a real man. Let’s get that energy ladies. He’s just a genuinely good dude. ❤😂🎉😢😮😅😊
Next up, Kim K special.
He kinda sounds like Adam sandler
A wrong girl will use you until she gets bored of you and frustrated bcoz of the relationship and dont wanna put up efforts anymore to keep the relationship going. That is when she will leave you for some one better than you coz there is a queue of boys who wanna date her but she's just resisting them until she gets the feeling of moving on and having someone new in her life. Well it's not the case with everyone sometimes the guys are so bad that they dont even care for their girl until she decides to leave them for good. That's why you should carefully choose your partner. Well i got this from the experience of a 2yr relationship where my ex girlfriend left me for someone better and rich ,coz i was running a little busy with my college and stuff and couldn't give her that excessive attention she wanted.
Damn I’m sorry man
“ no one even knows who she is” 😅😅😅
People just be hating on this mf for no reason 🤨
Hes so funny. This made me like him even more
I don't go to Starbucks often enough to remember or care about their sizing standards, so when I do I'll order a medium. They say OK and give me a medium. No awkwardness, no protentious correction or stare, just coffee.
Your Starbucks employees must be old Duncan donuts employees
Good thing you are catching on the fact that when people tell jokes, sometimes they lie.
they always make me conform to their stupid naming conventions..... :( like DUDE, i really don't care enough, give me whatever your fkking medium is.
I’m assuming he got the stare because the person recognized that they were Pete Davidson and that they used to date Ariana Grande so they were like you know it’s a grande you just don’t want to say her name you know
They always correct me
Honestly, looking at this guy is like looking at a white Ethiopian refugee who got the all body deal on cheap prison tatoos 😂😂😂
I didn’t get the picture thing and dermatologist, what is it?
Me too😂
“Better off right” ngl it is a bop
Bro he isn’t even funny and always uses his exes or dead father for jokes and attention 😒
i love him sm
WASSUP PETE.
WHO YOU SCREWING NOW😂
Pete and his third leg has beat all the Hollywood cheeks
Your mom
@@thepunisher3160 Wish it
Was your mom. ENT
At the time, it was Kim K. Apparently, it's Emily Ratajkowski now.
and for pete im so thankful-ariana
I hope you get it now there is another hero in the show white
Pete's Bro: I got you, man. Bros forever.
*2 minutes later*
Pete's Bro: Thank you neeext, Thank you neeeext! 🕺👏
I love how he didn't bash her at all. He kept this respectful and classy.
Davidson seems like a genuine guy. Humble too for a celebrity - it's refreshing.
I don’t understand the joke about the picture.. When he says something about if I had known about the picture, I would have went to see a dermatologist first? Can anyone explain that one to me, please lol (:
I think he means that he constantly had paparazzi following him around, taking pics of him
People forget she's a powerful woman because she beautiful and more importantly rich. it's also forgotten she could of helped Jenette McCurdy with all that money 💰 but she turned away .... but who cares she's pretty 😍 right
Sh is catchy🤣🤣🤣 yes it is
I’m curious what was the picture thing he referenced? Also loved this it was very respectful and wasn’t bashing her
To those who don’t know the song in than you, next by Ariana grande
You sure it wasn’t her song that was literally called “Pete Davidson”?
@@chadamwilson8268 I actually forgot about that one😅
@@chadamwilson8268 the catchy song they're talking about thank u, next. But yeah, pete davidson is obviously also about him. And so are "ghostin" and "in my head".
Pete: Can I have a medium coffee
Starbucks worker: You mean a Grande?
Pete: No I’ve already tried one of those
He’s not a great stand up but he’s got some potential, don’t think he should’ve been given a filmed slot just for being who he is though, butts in seats and laughs are the way
How can people hate on this guy?
I love them together though.. God these two were/are the biggest beautiful hearts! Still bummed and wish them both great things
What's wrong with you?
The YT algorithm given me a Starbucks ad right after this clip 😂
Now I know Pete’s friends have the musical taste of a 13 year old girl.
I mean she faired you in lightness though
We never talk abt powerful men ;(
@°秋AutumnVocals声° like?
@°秋AutumnVocals声° you missed the point, when they talk abt powerful women it's always like "yeah women are powerful and can do anything!!" But men don't get talked about like that, we only get called greedy and or criticized
@°秋AutumnVocals声° I also said how they talk about men being powerful which you still missed the point, there's no movements for men that people care abt, you just listed financially powerful men without even answering my questions
@°秋AutumnVocals声° you still didn't answer my question, men don't get talked abt in the same way, only when men are rich and or one of the richest do people say they are powerful, there's tons of commercials and people saying how powerful women are just for existing, talking abt the richest man isn't exclusive to men 💀
@°秋AutumnVocals声° this isn't a video game where you need to nerf things to make up for it so stop that argument also you wanna talk abt being talk about being brought down? Men are literally demonized, and the sexualizing argument makes no sense, while some men do have a fetish, it's completely normal to be sexually attracted to things, it's not men sexualizing things if it's normal evolution for us to be attracted to things ,don't act like women aren't either you're just looking for a reason to hate us just say that, trust me people will respect you more if u just admit it. You saying that men sexualize you is like us saying that you sexualize our muscles or us being tall, you know why we don't say it? Bc it's normal evolution so there's no shame, bc without it u wouldn't be alive rn to say this. And you say men bring you down when without men you wouldn't be allowed to say this. And don't act like women don't sexualize themselves .💀🤷♂️ and you even admitted the fact that I was right and ontop of that you proved me right on how were demonized for being normal
Name of song.... Palepalepale
Pete: "Can I get a medium coffee?"
Starbucks: 😏
He needs to stick to his other night job. He’s not much better at SNL but his stand up game is awful.
yeah, he's just gossiping. there are literally no jokes here. how is this guy successful??
@@emhullum4120 I have no idea. He’s just not funny. I don’t get it.
I like Pete 🤷🏻♀️ funny asF
What song?
Ig he is referring to " thank u, next" with the line .."even almost got married but for pete i am so thankful"
Ariana Grande - Thank you next song name ,its about her ex boyfriends