Pete Davidson's Best Stand-Up Jokes

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  • Опубликовано: 11 янв 2025

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  • @luke_palmer05
    @luke_palmer05 4 года назад +48381

    Hes so funny because he doesnt sound like hes joking he sounds 100% serious and is just telling us stuff like it isnt hilarious

    • @scottpurtle3577
      @scottpurtle3577 4 года назад +148

      I feel bad for you bro if you think this shit is funny!

    • @ariaanise7489
      @ariaanise7489 4 года назад +1137

      @@scottpurtle3577 ... You came on to complain? ... That's sad...

    • @TG-nu7ii
      @TG-nu7ii 4 года назад +69

      Scott Purtle 😂

    • @shravanshetty347
      @shravanshetty347 4 года назад +15

      Maybe he is

    • @trentbrisket1159
      @trentbrisket1159 4 года назад +29

      Wow thanks dude. Amazing perspective, thanks for sharing

  • @anamaria91106
    @anamaria91106 4 года назад +23337

    His jokes are so raw that I don't know if I want to laugh or cry for him.

    • @amyobrien4311
      @amyobrien4311 4 года назад +103

      Lmao same. I ended up doing both 💀😂

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 4 года назад +51

      You do both.

    • @invidia44
      @invidia44 3 года назад +40

      You think this kids jokes are raw....you don't know real comedians. If you grew up in the early 90s you would have heard some real shit. But let's be honest your generation wouldnt like comedians back then because of how it uncensored they were. I mean they said anything from sexist to racist jokes that this generation couldn't handle. It would be too raw for you zoomers you would end up crying.

    • @megkrish7568
      @megkrish7568 3 года назад +128

      @@invidia44 bruh ur begging for an ok boomer meme, also comedy is subjective just bcuz u dont find it funny doesnt mean it's not real humor. If it makes u laugh, its humor

    • @peachieyuno
      @peachieyuno 3 года назад +115

      @@invidia44 what they mean by raw is that some of his jokes are very deeply personal to him and it makes people sad seeing him joke about the shit he’s gone through. it has nothing to do with being racist/sexist lmfaoooo that’s just plain disrespect

  • @mohammedzacky276
    @mohammedzacky276 2 года назад +3508

    "I've no game with women" that lines aged well

    • @dabootyisog8430
      @dabootyisog8430 2 года назад +35

      I'm saying bro 😆

    • @skydaddyissues3884
      @skydaddyissues3884 2 года назад +129

      Pete, you’ll NEVER believe this…

    • @gus7807
      @gus7807 2 года назад +237

      He got nicki minaj, ariana and kim kardashian in one lifetime

    • @enriquepena2009
      @enriquepena2009 2 года назад +12

      @@gus7807 and Kim Kardashian

    • @gus7807
      @gus7807 2 года назад +7

      @@enriquepena2009 forgot abT her ima edit it

  • @afrikankodo
    @afrikankodo 4 года назад +6299

    "Mommy's sick. She might need these tissues."
    🤣🤣

    • @leleliswoe5350
      @leleliswoe5350 4 года назад +11

      Afrikan Kodo he's so wholesome

    • @yawannatilly
      @yawannatilly 4 года назад +42

      @@leleliswoe5350 you understand he said he was going to finish but couldn’t because “mommy’s sick” and you say “he’s so wholesome” what the fuck.. hahahaha

    • @MohammadAli-gl5gx
      @MohammadAli-gl5gx 4 года назад +2

      @@yawannatilly can u please explain the joke

    • @arshanwar2225
      @arshanwar2225 3 года назад +2

      I laughed so much

    • @xjayydope_
      @xjayydope_ 3 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @bluehaven8472
    @bluehaven8472 4 года назад +28422

    He's just so natural on stage like he uses his awkwardness to his advantage

    • @LL-uw4qv
      @LL-uw4qv 3 года назад +58

      I’ll be the first to reply ig

    • @poseidonfury
      @poseidonfury 3 года назад +98

      @@LL-uw4qv bro really went three months without a reply

    • @philferroni
      @philferroni 3 года назад +31

      How can he be a natural on stage if he's awkward?

    • @bella3567
      @bella3567 3 года назад +58

      @@philferroni he is used to preforming doesn’t mean he isn’t awkward that’s a pretty clear trait of his

    • @epicwolf
      @epicwolf 3 года назад +23

      He is naturally unfunny. And i gave this dude a chance too. I wanted to see whats all hype about. My god I know comedy is subjective sometimes but if you think he is funny, you wont be in my circle for sure.

  • @ChristophP97
    @ChristophP97 2 года назад +737

    10 years ago he was joking about not getting any and now here we are after him dating Ariana Grande, Kim Kardashian and Emily Ratakowski. Friggin legend

    • @smanni01
      @smanni01 2 года назад +19

      I guess that tatoo really did work

    • @Locadel2003
      @Locadel2003 Год назад +12

      And also Kate Beckinsale, man he is already a legend

    • @WillKingsley
      @WillKingsley Год назад +1

      Anything is possible

    • @tylerbaker3832
      @tylerbaker3832 Год назад +5

      Madeline cline now too

    • @AutomaticDuck300
      @AutomaticDuck300 5 месяцев назад +1

      Being funny gets the girls. And apparently he has a sizeable appendage which probably helps.

  • @LoneEditor
    @LoneEditor 3 года назад +4615

    Pete Davison looks like a normal guy that got lost and walked on the stage and started telling random people about his life

  • @Pikachunicornio
    @Pikachunicornio 4 года назад +8797

    “how am i going to smoke weed with no fingies”

  • @michaelfouladi4961
    @michaelfouladi4961 3 года назад +341

    What makes Pete’s comedy so great isnt his punchlines or even delivery, but rather the fact that it’s so unrefined and raw that it’s a refreshing break from what you’re used to. It’s literally the funny guy in your stoner group that just happened to make it big

  • @hrznphntm9131
    @hrznphntm9131 4 года назад +3627

    i spat out my water when he said "i got every kind for my baby boy"

    • @larrystylinson9128
      @larrystylinson9128 4 года назад +58

      He sounded like a serial killer while saying that...😭😭😂

    • @aliyoutubelover7613
      @aliyoutubelover7613 3 года назад +6

      I swear his sooo funny

    • @Gail-gs9jd
      @Gail-gs9jd 3 года назад +10

      That part was too much 😆 no wonder his jokes are taken off air

    • @aarohansharma4551
      @aarohansharma4551 3 года назад +6

      that sounded *really* wrong

    • @isam6988
      @isam6988 3 года назад +6

      I was literally laughing so much I started coughing 💀

  • @reidadkison402
    @reidadkison402 4 года назад +19102

    Pete: I got my priest to stop hitting on me. I introduced him to my brother. I got an A.
    Yeah but your brother got a D

  • @BrendanWhelan
    @BrendanWhelan 3 года назад +252

    For a 20 year old (at the time of a lot of these clips), he was a really polished stand up comedian. Some comedians never get there

  • @sharasharmi2718
    @sharasharmi2718 4 года назад +12158

    He is so brutally honest.Its kinda scary..

    • @Masked_SVincent
      @Masked_SVincent 4 года назад +116

      He’s a big mood for me

    • @frostdagger2199
      @frostdagger2199 4 года назад +43

      Aye it fits him

    • @grego15
      @grego15 4 года назад +6

      The first bit about the college dorm was not though. I mean unless he's dorming at an inner-city Community College... What the hell was he talking about. First year in the dorms fucking rocked. You don't care anything about the living situation you are so excited to be around people your age like-minded, and everyone there has half a brain at least and now you guys are the adults and no supervision it's awesome. You got to be a first-rate creeper not to come out of your shell and socialize or at least be a part of the community. He's focused on the toilet paper lol.

    • @Masked_SVincent
      @Masked_SVincent 4 года назад +60

      grego15 called being anti social or introverted

    • @grego15
      @grego15 4 года назад +1

      @@Masked_SVincent he must be at the extreme end, yet he does standup....The dorms are a mix of everybody. My roommate was a severe diabetic with an insulin pump and very quiet and just played video games and was "in the closet" but we still talk and he loved the dorms because he instantly became part of an equal community with open minded young people and could walk over to anyone's room at any hour to just kick it. We had 3 halls 1 girls and 2 boys and central connecting lounge with TV and kitchen. The place was built in the 60s so it was no Hilton but it rocked! Don't forget like hotels, there are paid workers to clean it. You have to be able to focus on academics and making connections. All dorms are very similarly like this. Where's the time machine!?

  • @stephanlabuschagne3126
    @stephanlabuschagne3126 4 года назад +8345

    Pete: im not good with girls
    Also Pete: dates Ariana Grande

    • @spokojnik
      @spokojnik 4 года назад +167

      also Kate Beckinsale

    • @janat7504
      @janat7504 4 года назад +123

      And Kaia Gerber

    • @quzar3291
      @quzar3291 4 года назад +6

      LIAR

    • @terrifier-7
      @terrifier-7 4 года назад +3

      so what lol

    • @mizstories9646
      @mizstories9646 4 года назад +17

      @Alycia HooperHe and Gerber broke up back in January. He is currently single unless he is in a relationship that he is keeping secret (which would actually be a great idea for him with the way that all of his relationships are so heavily scrutinized by the media, social and otherwise).

  • @leangoekce7184
    @leangoekce7184 2 года назад +454

    „Coolio‘s Not going anywhere“ that aged like milk (rip)

    • @zZ_N0TH1NG_Zz
      @zZ_N0TH1NG_Zz 2 года назад +9

      Well I guess he went to heaven 🤷‍♀️

    • @nightlight3694
      @nightlight3694 2 года назад +20

      he litterly died from what he said he wouldnt die from too

    • @jayfireanimations
      @jayfireanimations 3 месяца назад +2

      ikr, rip coolio

  • @danicook9607
    @danicook9607 4 года назад +11627

    Everyone hating on Pete for the little brother joke needs to relax he doesn’t even have a brother he has a sister named Casey

    • @joelhaigh
      @joelhaigh 4 года назад +698

      You mean, he was joking? Fuuuuuck

    • @captainhowdy4290
      @captainhowdy4290 4 года назад +374

      Omg wow like for reals? It’s almost like he was telling a joke or something 🙈 but fr thank GODDDD you were here to clear things up for us. Thank you.

    • @cpsbBXCX
      @cpsbBXCX 4 года назад +13

      @@dungoofed8983 cool story bro

    • @dungoofed8983
      @dungoofed8983 4 года назад +6

      @@cpsbBXCX okay boomer

    • @cyrillanicoche9827
      @cyrillanicoche9827 4 года назад +28

      He is so brutally honest.Its kinda scary..

  • @jorgenieto7061
    @jorgenieto7061 4 года назад +3963

    Imagine being high with this dude🤣 he’ll have me rolling on the floor with laughter

    • @meghanhixon3241
      @meghanhixon3241 4 года назад +29

      Dude watching this high is just 👌

    • @SwoleakhulTheBlind
      @SwoleakhulTheBlind 3 года назад +11

      I‘d probably die bruuv collapsed lung from to much laugh coughing

    • @GlennDavey
      @GlennDavey 3 года назад +6

      His eyes blink separately... it's unsustainable.. but for now it's enjoyable to watch

    • @MekonenMeteor123
      @MekonenMeteor123 3 года назад +3

      @@meghanhixon3241 He’s not funny at all

    • @Give_Me_Rent
      @Give_Me_Rent 3 года назад +1

      @@meghanhixon3241 I'm absolutely blasted rn i dont even know what year it is

  • @chiciu
    @chiciu 3 года назад +182

    My mom got me condoms only once in my life and she made it even weirder by implying my dad's size, asking if I need the same. 16 years later and I still remember it

    • @JacobSca
      @JacobSca Год назад +5

      So what is it

    • @chillwill5692
      @chillwill5692 Год назад

      hahahhahahahahhaah thats tough

    • @chiciu
      @chiciu Год назад +4

      @@JacobSca i made the comment vague, for a reason, and that reason wasn't shame.

    • @WillKingsley
      @WillKingsley Год назад

      @@JacobScathe question we’re all asking

  • @aydricburleigh1326
    @aydricburleigh1326 4 года назад +1783

    Pete Davidson: Im very depressed.
    Audience: *laughs*

    • @mrme3719
      @mrme3719 3 года назад +2

      Why explain what happened in the video?

    • @notconnor01
      @notconnor01 3 года назад +12

      @@mrme3719 cause its funny

    • @richard.singhh7
      @richard.singhh7 3 года назад +2

      @Drown the Socialists his awkwardness makes himself funny

    • @xbrandon2252
      @xbrandon2252 3 года назад +3

      @Drown the Socialists He looks great and is hilarious

    • @emmawulf8339
      @emmawulf8339 3 года назад +3

      @Drown the Socialists and your for some reason watching the video🤔🧐

  • @mechanicalsolutions2395
    @mechanicalsolutions2395 4 года назад +10083

    he isn't conventionally attractive
    yet
    he is unresistable
    I feel like if I knew him irl i'd be head over heels for him

    • @sara-uz3ko
      @sara-uz3ko 4 года назад +76

      same

    • @lizanya6433
      @lizanya6433 4 года назад +330

      *irresistible

    • @djgaben6187
      @djgaben6187 4 года назад +46

      Chad

    • @exoyria5446
      @exoyria5446 4 года назад +121

      YESSS LIKE HES UGLY BUT IK IF HE FLIRTED WITH ME ID FALL IN LOVEE

    • @hannahsummerour3990
      @hannahsummerour3990 3 года назад +82

      I don’t know him and I am head over hills for him

  • @Billy0123
    @Billy0123 3 года назад +96

    "I don't have game with women"
    Dates Arianna Grande and Kim K in the same lifetime

  • @lucidboom8994
    @lucidboom8994 4 года назад +5174

    he's like a gigantic teddy bear you have to protect.

    • @박미정-c4b
      @박미정-c4b 4 года назад +26

      Pete: I got my priest to stop hitting on me. I introduced him to my brother. I got an A.
      Yeah but your brother got a D

    • @birdy5450
      @birdy5450 4 года назад +16

      that's cringey

    • @drewscholl6347
      @drewscholl6347 3 года назад +6

      @@birdy5450 You're "cringey"

    • @Pablo-fm1tr
      @Pablo-fm1tr 3 года назад +1

      @@drewscholl6347 No, actually op is

    • @Pablo-fm1tr
      @Pablo-fm1tr 3 года назад +1

      @@박미정-c4b COPIED

  • @creepyoleguy748
    @creepyoleguy748 4 года назад +5598

    Hes just like a regular guy I can't understand why I like this guy so much😂😂😂😂😂

    • @collin43
      @collin43 4 года назад +14

      @Trump 2020 USA USA USA ......

    • @lizardmandx
      @lizardmandx 4 года назад +18

      @Trump 2020 USA USA USA Talkin bout Trump yeah?

    • @leesmith339
      @leesmith339 4 года назад +27

      Content and delivery. Some people just have it nailed.

    • @traxxasslash95
      @traxxasslash95 4 года назад +9

      His cadence is a lot like Chappelle's.

    • @sparkl3s229
      @sparkl3s229 4 года назад

      @Trump 2020 USA USA USA pardon, care to explain?

  • @jasmineyoung8767
    @jasmineyoung8767 3 года назад +20

    'Ma, I'm goin' camping. You got that boy scout outfit from third grade?'
    'It won't fit you.'
    'That's the point!'
    S E N D S M E

  • @sparklepunkenthusiast
    @sparklepunkenthusiast 4 года назад +8596

    Never understood why people hate this guy so much lol

    • @Icecube88
      @Icecube88 4 года назад +121

      he made fun of an ex navy seal who lost his eye. show some god damn respect for those who served.

    • @skywatters1
      @skywatters1 4 года назад +1785

      Icecube88 it’s a joke. I’m sure people who actually served, unlike you, can appreciate some dark humor.

    • @ramathorn1237
      @ramathorn1237 4 года назад +53

      Cause he thinks everyone is out to get him. He's a disrespectful shit that hates being disrespected.

    • @pkz420
      @pkz420 4 года назад +1410

      @@Icecube88 The guy he joked about, Dan Crenshaw, laughed and joked back. He even went on the show with Pete and fired back. Because he has a sense of humour, unlike you.
      Also, Dan does look like a bond-villain.
      It's not offensive to say that.

    • @oscarpena00op
      @oscarpena00op 4 года назад +75

      Nothing To See Here I bet you if Pete dissed a Democrat he would be on his “lIbERaLs rUiN COmEDy” crusade

  • @cardonbluh2313
    @cardonbluh2313 4 года назад +964

    Pete’s just like “what the fuck why are they laughing I’m just talking about my childhood”

  • @TheRealBDouble
    @TheRealBDouble 2 года назад +55

    His delivery and the fact that he seems natural up there are easily the best parts of his routine

  • @dekiru8249
    @dekiru8249 4 года назад +677

    "mommy's sick"💀

    • @gloatingprince
      @gloatingprince 4 года назад +26

      "She might need these tissues"😥

  • @yippee-tn5ln
    @yippee-tn5ln 4 года назад +1825

    I am so in love with that man

    • @zj3211
      @zj3211 4 года назад +8

      I got a friend that looks like he just smelled a horrible fart just like pete, i can hook u two up if u want?

    • @yippee-tn5ln
      @yippee-tn5ln 4 года назад +40

      Z J Did u just insult yet compliment your friend? Anyways if he looks like Pete I’m down 😎

    • @zj3211
      @zj3211 4 года назад +4

      @@yippee-tn5ln yes i did, his names Buster P. Hymen. hes real slick with the ladies add him on Facebook!

    • @yippee-tn5ln
      @yippee-tn5ln 4 года назад +28

      Z J yeah no u lost me at buster. Better luck next time ;)

    • @yippee-tn5ln
      @yippee-tn5ln 4 года назад +13

      Z J I get it that’s why I used the excuse of buster 💀 I wasn’t born yesterday but u also got my hopes up for nothing lmao! :( 😂

  • @ctakitimu
    @ctakitimu 2 года назад +28

    I just figured out why I like Pete! He's like the voice in my head saying things that I don't say in the real world.

  • @zanewilkinson2551
    @zanewilkinson2551 4 года назад +659

    He sounded like Adam Sandler when he said “you’re a fucking disgrace”😂

    • @dionshelby5494
      @dionshelby5494 4 года назад +2

      Yeahhhh

    • @joelglanton6531
      @joelglanton6531 3 года назад +12

      They're both from New York and have similar backgrounds but apparently I'm not allowed to be more specific than that because my comment keeps getting censored

  • @lauren3024
    @lauren3024 3 года назад +569

    He sounds so genuine on stage. Like it doesn’t even sound like he’s trying to be funny, he’s just telling us stories but knows how to deliver them to make them absolutely hilarious. He’s super calm, he’s not pacing back and forth on stage or screaming trying to get a point across like other comedians, he’s just talking normally but has the whole crowd laughing

    • @gabiajoystewart3149
      @gabiajoystewart3149 2 года назад

      I do this with my family ND friends allll the time gooo pete :)

  • @x1tempo32
    @x1tempo32 3 года назад +71

    "I can't finish now... mommy's sick. She might need these tissues."

  • @johnnyfelix52
    @johnnyfelix52 4 года назад +2150

    He’s so relatable, he’s a comedian for people my age (19)

    • @charliemisch7325
      @charliemisch7325 4 года назад +4

      What age is that? Hopefully not 26 cuz this is not for me

    • @RealNickWilliamson
      @RealNickWilliamson 4 года назад +39

      Charlie Misch he’s clearly snoop dog

    • @Zizotron
      @Zizotron 4 года назад +25

      @@charliemisch7325 this is definitely for me and im 15

    • @thatonecoolguy6717
      @thatonecoolguy6717 4 года назад +30

      14 and funniest shit I've ever seen

    • @shifa444
      @shifa444 4 года назад +10

      Charlie Misch 16 and it’s pretty funny to me but humor is subjective i guess

  • @ldbeastmode0689
    @ldbeastmode0689 4 года назад +1579

    “I have no game with women”
    *dates Ariana Grande*

    • @qanon1286
      @qanon1286 4 года назад +36

      She has a pretty face and that is it
      He could do much better

    • @gwsjulie4216
      @gwsjulie4216 4 года назад +68

      @@qanon1286 do you personally know her?

    • @qanon1286
      @qanon1286 4 года назад +14

      @@gwsjulie4216
      Do You?..

    • @gwsjulie4216
      @gwsjulie4216 4 года назад +73

      @@qanon1286 no which is why i don’t speak about her as if i know her personally lol

    • @qanon1286
      @qanon1286 4 года назад +1

      @@gwsjulie4216
      ..

  • @bri70
    @bri70 Год назад +15

    I truly believe he does not deserve any of the hate he gets. This man deserves all the success he has in the comedy industry and he’s been working hard since he was a minor to earn his spot.

  • @jackbleichmar8979
    @jackbleichmar8979 4 года назад +5494

    I feel like he could play the Joker

    • @sara-uz3ko
      @sara-uz3ko 4 года назад +48

      yessss omg

    • @lizzyelisabeth6797
      @lizzyelisabeth6797 4 года назад +120

      He is gonna be in the next suicide squad movie and I'm pumped

    • @deisydiaz4473
      @deisydiaz4473 3 года назад +3

      @@lizzyelisabeth6797 when is that coming out?

    • @lizzyelisabeth6797
      @lizzyelisabeth6797 3 года назад +4

      @@deisydiaz4473 I think it's sometime next year. I'll double check

    • @bbbbbbbbbb0
      @bbbbbbbbbb0 3 года назад +38

      I was thinking the same thing. His deadpan humour and dark self-deprecating jokes give me troubled villain vibes.

  • @kylefastenau7884
    @kylefastenau7884 4 года назад +330

    “It won’t fit you” “that’s the poooiiint” lmfao

  • @vloneclixzy3269
    @vloneclixzy3269 3 года назад +17

    "the cigarette commercials are okay, the woman has no fingers. im like nahh i need those" 💀💀

  • @mia-cb1su
    @mia-cb1su 3 года назад +3224

    i feel like he’s not even a comedian he’s just talking to me

    • @niaknight5485
      @niaknight5485 3 года назад +14

      Same but he has my attention!

    • @Theopp268
      @Theopp268 3 года назад +10

      Yeah one day I just kinda went on stage and started talking about my life and here I am serval years later

    • @AnnaliseEve
      @AnnaliseEve 3 года назад +8

      He literally talks like the weird kid at kickons just talking to strangers who aren’t really listening or talking back so he just keeps talking and everyone lets him.

    • @msmbrady6513
      @msmbrady6513 3 года назад +2

      That's because he isn't a comedian, he's a ghoul!

    • @wanmohamadirfan7792
      @wanmohamadirfan7792 2 года назад

      J

  • @sabrinaly2942
    @sabrinaly2942 4 года назад +5487

    Can people maybe understand that humor is subjective and that Pete is actually funny to some people?

    • @BassLineProductionsI
      @BassLineProductionsI 4 года назад +127

      The hundreds of people in the audiences laughing, then saying he isnt funny just proves you dont understand what you're saying

    • @sabrinaly2942
      @sabrinaly2942 4 года назад +107

      Lunatic MD wh....what? I just said that he IS funny to some people. Including me. I was commenting on the people saying he isn’t funny as if everyone finds the same things funny

    • @BassLineProductionsI
      @BassLineProductionsI 4 года назад +40

      @@sabrinaly2942 im agreeing with you!

    • @scottmccarter717
      @scottmccarter717 4 года назад

      @@BassLineProductionsI to be a x xx just

    • @BassLineProductionsI
      @BassLineProductionsI 4 года назад +34

      @@scottmccarter717 I love Pete's comedy and clearly lots of people do as well so I am sick of the random "hes not funny" comments

  • @unfinishedsketches776
    @unfinishedsketches776 2 года назад +117

    I swear, he tells jokes like he snuck on to the stage

  • @brisolo8586
    @brisolo8586 4 года назад +5732

    Don’t get me wrong, Pete Davidson isn’t unattractive at all but his personality makes him a 10.

  • @Kcoolin
    @Kcoolin 4 года назад +1596

    he kinda stands like Tyler the Creator.

  • @Ben-wq4zf
    @Ben-wq4zf 2 года назад +39

    Just to remind everyone, this guy is voicing a robot who can turn into a Porsche and I’m here for it

  • @fell4316
    @fell4316 3 года назад +3004

    People saying they don’t understand why they’re attracted to him.. HES LITERALLY HOT??? AND HILARIOUS?? Not to mention he seems like the kindest person ever.

    • @zinnia5659
      @zinnia5659 3 года назад +26

      Like he’s not a rare breed of men or something

    • @robertpattinsonfan5658
      @robertpattinsonfan5658 3 года назад +6

      So true

    • @-itzmocha-3215
      @-itzmocha-3215 3 года назад +47

      Fr he’s young, sculpted, tall, cute yet distinctive face, brunette and tats, like that’s just legit a teen girl go to a majority who disagree either have a different preference or are millennials and older.

    • @30secondvideos91
      @30secondvideos91 3 года назад +6

      Ok simp

    • @30secondvideos91
      @30secondvideos91 3 года назад +6

      @@-itzmocha-3215 you do realize he's a millennial right? Lol

  • @ivyinabottle
    @ivyinabottle 4 года назад +368

    I love Pete’s energy so much, he always manages to put a smile on my face even when I’m having a hard time. His segments in Weekend Update are always my favourite part of the show. He was also great in The King Of Staten Island and Big Time Adolescence. I wish him all the best for the years to come.

  • @Karlcarsten
    @Karlcarsten 3 года назад +54

    Pete: "I got no game with women" -> dates Ariana Grande, Kate Beckinsale, freakin Kim Kardashian

  • @pushing2throttles
    @pushing2throttles 4 года назад +1261

    Gotta watch that movie Pete Davidson made called King of Stanton Island or something like that. That dude's a great kid, really. Anyway... Good bits kid!

    • @sophiexiaa
      @sophiexiaa 4 года назад +12

      stanton island eye- thank you for that

    • @LadyLakeland
      @LadyLakeland 4 года назад +7

      Yea I watched it on here. It was $5. Pretty good. 👍🏻

    • @callanc3925
      @callanc3925 4 года назад +20

      Its a pretty good movie, id recommend it

    • @Hajduk-Kralj
      @Hajduk-Kralj 4 года назад +13

      Enjoyed it, Had some real dark parts in it. Bill Burr was great.

    • @malikA1_
      @malikA1_ 4 года назад +12

      Great movie

  • @cadenluke4356
    @cadenluke4356 4 года назад +3013

    The jokes about his dad are a way for him to cope. I know that’s probably obvious. He says “he doesn’t care” but that’s just a form of numbing the pain.

    • @monke980
      @monke980 4 года назад +54

      really though he was 7 i dont know how much it could affect him now, i think he is just fine and accepting of it, it really probably is just for giggles.

    • @cooldude6121
      @cooldude6121 4 года назад +88

      My mother died when i was 8, now i m 20, she was my whole world before and now I don't remember her face properly...

    • @Kal-El207
      @Kal-El207 4 года назад +52

      @@monke980 You shouldn’t speak on things you don’t understand. Give me your real response to his pain.

    • @monke980
      @monke980 4 года назад +8

      ​@@Kal-El207 lol k bud.

    • @larrystylinson9128
      @larrystylinson9128 4 года назад +30

      @@Kal-El207 everyone copes in their own way. Some people get way quicker over grief than others do🤷‍♀️

  • @jacmurray
    @jacmurray Год назад +7

    Idk why it’s hard listening to his comedy skit. He’s a great comedian but when he brings up 9/11 you can hear the grief and depression he endured and how it’s still an open wound for him ❤

  • @itzwick6933
    @itzwick6933 4 года назад +506

    All these people hating so hard for no reason. If you don’t like it then literally stop watching it, no one asked for your opinion. All of y’all are soft.

    • @da_da_darcy5578
      @da_da_darcy5578 4 года назад +8

      Yeah they are just too blind to see the world and they don't have a sense for dark humor

    • @SolracJr0722
      @SolracJr0722 4 года назад +6

      It’s because his humor is a little too real for them haha

    • @amethysthyde9273
      @amethysthyde9273 4 года назад

      Stg.

    • @terryrashbrook9338
      @terryrashbrook9338 4 года назад +2

      Pete: im not good with girls
      Also Pete: dates Ariana Grande

    • @catpineconekit3490
      @catpineconekit3490 4 года назад

      This seems like a dumb comment mainly due to the like to dislike ratio

  • @zoeedmonson1396
    @zoeedmonson1396 4 года назад +212

    if i were a celebrity the first person i’d wanna form a friendship with would be pete

  • @lifeofthugthug1967
    @lifeofthugthug1967 3 года назад +22

    “I have no game with women” proceeds to date ARIANA GRANDE AND KIM KARDASHIAN

  • @mialara3974
    @mialara3974 4 года назад +266

    “You have no idea what I’m trying to prevent”

  • @bettygreenhansen
    @bettygreenhansen 4 года назад +377

    Pete is my hero.
    His humor is sick, twisted, and utterly brilliant.
    The 9/11 jokes were naked and honest.
    I was crying in sympathy and laughing out loud at the same time.
    ❤️🤣❤️🤣❤️

  • @monasingh5703
    @monasingh5703 3 года назад +6

    Never paid much attention to him earlier but now i am obsessed with him ..He has this peculiar charm about him which attracts me

  • @zombiekeenasaur
    @zombiekeenasaur 4 года назад +986

    You know you are funny when u make 9 11 jokes and people laugh

    • @guilhermefranco2930
      @guilhermefranco2930 4 года назад +73

      It's because he's dad died there and he is ok with that. If a son of a victim feels ok making a 911 joke people don't care that much.

    • @pokecoon386
      @pokecoon386 3 года назад

      @@guilhermefranco2930 *died

  • @fay3736
    @fay3736 3 года назад +129

    You can see tears in his eyes while he was talking about his dad 🥺

    • @GStat7
      @GStat7 Год назад +1

      No hes just high

  • @kevin933
    @kevin933 2 года назад +5

    One of my favorite comedians ever.
    Top notch delivery and storytelling.

  • @jcanderson8513
    @jcanderson8513 4 года назад +217

    Pete Davidson funny af. His Chad skits on SNL are great

  • @creamcheness1115
    @creamcheness1115 4 года назад +118

    When he’s talking about moving out and turning 20. I felt that.

  • @nobudgetproductions9987
    @nobudgetproductions9987 2 года назад +27

    “I have no game with women” 💀

  • @arlonaparstek6536
    @arlonaparstek6536 4 года назад +463

    It’s sick how the stage gets bigger every time

  • @joses1841
    @joses1841 4 года назад +495

    Welcome back to another episode of: Where quarentine has brought me.

    • @mleese17
      @mleese17 4 года назад

      *lockdown

    • @joses1841
      @joses1841 4 года назад +1

      @@mleese17 "WHERE QUARENTINE HAS BROUGHT ME" I know the name of my own segment bud 😉

    • @stevebenites76
      @stevebenites76 3 года назад

      Still living in a pandemic

  • @TheHanski86
    @TheHanski86 3 года назад +5

    2014 Pete Davidson at 1:20: “I have no game with women.” 2021 Pete Davidson “hold my beer.”

  • @SensitiveSky5
    @SensitiveSky5 3 года назад +75

    Pete: my favorite rapper is coolio
    MGK: *_distant sobbing_*

    • @user-ox2il1nh9v
      @user-ox2il1nh9v 3 года назад +2

      I know your joking, but these clips are old, and they were not friends then. They might have met on Wild N Out at this point, but they actually became friends while filming The Dirt years later.

    • @Opaynemusic
      @Opaynemusic Год назад

      @@user-ox2il1nh9v you know "their" joking. Like their kinda joking

  • @dorsa6476
    @dorsa6476 4 года назад +45

    “ i know ur single. im not the guy”😭😭😭 help i cant breathe cjdjsjjs

  • @jesslovelyco1573
    @jesslovelyco1573 3 года назад +8

    “I have no game with women” pulls kim kardashian 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @scottyidiotic
    @scottyidiotic 4 года назад +634

    One of the ballsiest human beings of all time

    • @yummymcyums2110
      @yummymcyums2110 3 года назад +5

      Really???

    • @psycheevolved1428
      @psycheevolved1428 3 года назад

      You haven't heard jeselnik or Jeff ross

    • @John-Doe-Yo
      @John-Doe-Yo 3 года назад

      He’s decent but not the ballsiest 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @scottyidiotic
      @scottyidiotic 3 года назад +8

      @@John-Doe-Yo some of y’all clearly don’t understand basic english. I said he’s ONE of the ballsiest humans

    • @John-Doe-Yo
      @John-Doe-Yo 3 года назад +1

      @@scottyidiotic you’re right

  • @jacquelinelu8900
    @jacquelinelu8900 4 года назад +404

    "Kings of Staten Island" is a great movie!.

    • @clydedrexler7080
      @clydedrexler7080 4 года назад

      @@johnnyparsnips7641 Ha!!! Was going to my exact question! Cause honestly he's the main reason I want to see the movie.

    • @clydedrexler7080
      @clydedrexler7080 4 года назад +1

      @@johnnyparsnips7641 Did you see it? If so was Bill Burr great??

    • @BassLineProductionsI
      @BassLineProductionsI 4 года назад +3

      @@clydedrexler7080 burr was great and the film is fantastic!

    • @bokbrudda6079
      @bokbrudda6079 4 года назад +3

      "Big time adolescence" too..

    • @J.R8765
      @J.R8765 3 года назад

      I made this joke at the end. "Broaden your horizons, instead if smoking Staten Island weed smoke Manhattan weed." My actual joke

  • @krishnateja1333
    @krishnateja1333 3 года назад +7

    Can't believe he pulled Ariana and Kim in the same lifetime.
    Man's going to the moon!

  • @luisviveros5129
    @luisviveros5129 4 года назад +689

    i love how he lives in his mothers basement but he tricked it out. so i can imagine when he tells the girls lets take this to my moms basement half will say no and miss out.

    • @hecticbeatzz5628
      @hecticbeatzz5628 4 года назад +20

      This guy dated Ariana. He ain't having no trouble at all man. Hypergamy

    • @PlusUltra97
      @PlusUltra97 4 года назад +10

      He bought the house

    • @PlusUltra97
      @PlusUltra97 4 года назад +23

      He owns it and let his mom live there and made a sick apartment out of the basement

    • @J.R8765
      @J.R8765 3 года назад

      @@PlusUltra97 damn!

    • @rebekaht3077
      @rebekaht3077 3 года назад +1

      He's on tv and in movies....that's an aphrodisiac for most women.

  • @sarastone9214
    @sarastone9214 4 года назад +183

    I love that he’s just standing there

    • @monke980
      @monke980 4 года назад +18

      half of me wants to say "yeah all comedians stand up and stand there while they do stand up comedy" but the way he is standing i totally get what you're saying.

    • @genevievedeady4947
      @genevievedeady4947 3 года назад +9

      🧍‍♂️

  • @ryanbuggle3882
    @ryanbuggle3882 3 года назад +5

    the key to true comedy is being honest and also being brutally honest when you speak and pete davidson has mastered it

  • @Johan-st4rv
    @Johan-st4rv 4 года назад +209

    This man is the poster child of arrested development that turned into savant like stoner wisdom wrapped in comedy.

  • @hails97751
    @hails97751 4 года назад +55

    I absolutely am in love with this man LMAO

  • @LordFarm
    @LordFarm 2 года назад +17

    9:11 aged well 😂

  • @guidoguido2245
    @guidoguido2245 4 года назад +41

    "I’m not worried about Coolio" Me: *nervously thinking about Hot Ones* You should be...

  • @JoseCooks
    @JoseCooks 4 года назад +206

    @1:16 Stay with someone who looks at you the way that guy's girlfriend looks at Pete Davidson

  • @marcfolkman3078
    @marcfolkman3078 2 года назад +7

    I got chills with the coolio line “he ain’t leaving anytime soon” rip

  • @evelynjohns852
    @evelynjohns852 3 года назад +81

    “I was afraid she’d get pregnant” I THINK ABOUT THAT ALL THE TIME

  • @lucaftf
    @lucaftf 4 года назад +269

    there's nothing to hate about him
    except the trend to hate on him

    • @HughMorristheJoker
      @HughMorristheJoker 3 года назад +2

      And how unfunny he is

    • @lucaftf
      @lucaftf 3 года назад +5

      @@HughMorristheJoker right that's why he's a comedian and making millions because he's funny. Keep hating it ain't gonna get you anywhere

    • @_Beta-
      @_Beta- 3 года назад +4

      @@HughMorristheJoker dont worry bro just watch the suicide squad

  • @realixot4789
    @realixot4789 3 года назад +23

    Hes so depressed and funny and cute and weird all at the same time

  • @josslynrogers5225
    @josslynrogers5225 4 года назад +95

    i just know he is such a sweetheart

  • @that1guyjeremy
    @that1guyjeremy 4 года назад +70

    "New yorks abortion" I died laughing

  • @paige_elizabeth_leitter5069
    @paige_elizabeth_leitter5069 3 года назад +9

    Literally in love with Pete. I also have bpd and he always makes me happy

  • @lilywatson4183
    @lilywatson4183 4 года назад +623

    is it just me or is it that when he’s telling jokes about his dad that he kinda looks sad. like he’s trying to make jokes to feel better but it’s making it worse. idk that’s just a personal thought

    • @santaara20
      @santaara20 4 года назад +13

      I do that. And well I don’t know him, but that is what i feel. Haha

    • @b_rogue
      @b_rogue 4 года назад +28

      I’m gonna be honest, most people who’ve been through a lot of hardships, and most comedians in general, make jokes to mask/deal (and occasionally not deal if they’re a class clown/focus on making others happy) with their issues.
      It could be that he uses it as a mask to deal with the aftermath of his dad’s death since, like he said, he was too young to fully understand what his dad’s death meant. Especially with the way his dad died as well.
      I’m not gonna say he is sad or not because I don’t know, only he does. Perhaps he just remembers whatever he’s been told about or what memories he does have of his dad while he’s telling those particular jokes.
      I don’t think making jokes makes anything worse, I often use humor for the same reasons, but I’m also seeing a therapist, so maybe I don’t count. I like and have a very dark sense of humor and am a very sarcastic person because of my own issues.
      Some people find and use humor to help them process or deal with their issues, like I said, and it can work for some people. I don’t think that making jokes immediately means that they’re sad or not dealing with their issues correctly. All it means is that they’re literally acknowledging that something has happened (either to them or in their life) and making it lighthearted and not so heavy that it makes everyone else feel bad/shitty, or depressed. It’s them saying that I’m okay, otherwise they might not be making jokes about that topic.

    • @kellyroberts7268
      @kellyroberts7268 4 года назад +16

      Pete is a master of hiding the truth. He , like many of our beloved comedians is sad. John Candy, Robin Williams, Rodney Dangerfield, , the list goes on...

    • @justanormaldude42069
      @justanormaldude42069 4 года назад +2

      no doi.

    • @kylecooper3506
      @kylecooper3506 3 года назад

      I do the same thing

  • @savannahxoxo6918
    @savannahxoxo6918 4 года назад +106

    i love how his confidence grew over time

  • @latresswilliams9504
    @latresswilliams9504 3 года назад +16

    I love Pete. Not many comedians can make me laugh out loud.

  • @MrRandomnese
    @MrRandomnese 4 года назад +47

    Dude the audience sounds like a group of freshmen college kids who are going to a comedy show for the first time because they are just SO excited for literally anything he says lmaooo

    • @applefarm6126
      @applefarm6126 4 года назад

      Nah

    • @danicook9607
      @danicook9607 4 года назад +4

      Me if I ever go to one of his shows

    • @Kal-El207
      @Kal-El207 4 года назад +2

      Maybe it’s cuz he’s actually funny.

  • @MM-dk5zx
    @MM-dk5zx 3 года назад +28

    Pete is amazing. He is kind, sweet and KNOWS how to use dark humor.

  • @SophiaNormantas.
    @SophiaNormantas. 2 года назад +10

    “I have no game with women” aged well 😂😂😂

  • @RgUnitedFC
    @RgUnitedFC 3 года назад +71

    the way he delivers his jokes is why he’s the best

  • @lilskely6278
    @lilskely6278 4 года назад +52

    This is the very first time i seen him performe and he didnt dissapoint me a bit! The guy is genuis rather simple jokes but he turns them into pure gold!

  • @spam9330
    @spam9330 3 года назад +5

    1:17 "I have no game with women"
    Ariana Grande✅
    Kate Beckinsale ✅
    Kim Kardashian ✅

  • @vrishanksingh7674
    @vrishanksingh7674 4 года назад +76

    Pete: I'm not good with girls
    Also Pete: dates Ariana Grande

    • @kyahshaw6177
      @kyahshaw6177 4 года назад +12

      I love Pete but dating Ariana Grande isn't that great with the toxic fabs and people giving him death threats for dating her

    • @L4Lxo
      @L4Lxo 3 года назад +1

      She's not that great though.

  • @evashayholsinger9515
    @evashayholsinger9515 4 года назад +57

    "theres good people everywhere but not in Staten Island" 🤣

  • @emilyperalta719
    @emilyperalta719 2 года назад +3

    “I just turned 20 and it’s over” I cannnn relateeeee🤣🤣

  • @DizzyedUpGirl
    @DizzyedUpGirl 4 года назад +87

    "I have no game with girls"
    Gets Ariana Grande and then Kate Beckinsale....... I think you're doing FINE , Pete.