My grandma used to watch horror movies with me at 9pm while drinking coffee and then sleep like a baby. Only time she got startled was if someone caught her smoking in the shed or she was talking smack about someone and they walk into the room.
We wish you the best with giving Trudeau the boot! Justin Trudeau has somehow been _even worse_ than Joe Biden has been (which is no small achievement) and Canada deserves so much better.
I hope you guys can get rid of that piece of crap. He's ruining your Beautiful wilderness just letting the woods burn like that and everything else. Yesterday was so smokey outside, I live in Maryland. I forgot about the whole thing Cuz I've been focused on north Carolina, Tennessee, and Florida and everything here and I go outside and I smell fire and I thought there was a fire here till I looked it up and saw the forest fires are still going. Crazy
Yeah, like they have any clue what our lives are like. They are so far removed from reality, I just roll my eyes when I hear about some out-of-touch celebrity.
The one that makes me chuckle a little bit is Chelsea Handler. She's out here acting like she's intelligent and telling people to vote for Democrats. She was on some show , I can't remember what show she was on,and she said that she didn't know that the Sun and Moon were two separate objects. She's always thought they were the same thing. Ummm, what about when the Sun and the Moon were in the sky at the same time? She didn't find out they weren't the same object until she was in her 40s. WTF!! She's dumb as hell, and she's out here telling people which party they should be voting for. I wouldn't trust her to pick an entree off a menu for me if I was undecided on what to get. Let alone advice on which political I should vote for. Half these celebrities don't even have a high school diploma. I'm gonna take advice from a celebrity? I don't think so, but a lot of dumbass people out here follow every word of some of these celebrities. It's scary!
Trump was President for 4 years. Why didn’t he make America great again? P.S. Unless your definition of “great” is losing 2.5 million jobs and the biggest recession since the Great Depression.
Lol, fucking hell! I had a black guy ask me if I was doing Voodoo on him in a store. I said, no, I am not Haitian, I'm French. Figure it out. He felt the VIBE, I guess.
Carry around a boombox playing that "Eating the Dogs" remix of Donald Trump's speech for bonus style points! 😄 ♫ "They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats! Eat the cats! Eat-eat the cats!" ♫
Theor burgers were better when they used USDA grade A beef and supplemented with soy fillers to keep the cost diwn. Now they use crappy, cheap beef and it tastes terrible.
when I was a child, McDonald's open up in the next town and you could not eat inside only outside or in your car. I hated it because my dad would not let up eat inside the car and we all eat outside so winter and fall and early spring time was so cold to do that. I always pick a small diner or or inside menu than that.
I remember going to McDonald’s during the 80s for a birthday party. It had an adventure playground and all sorts in there. Ronald McDonald and the hamburglar even presented the kid with a cake!
@@mouse5631 I personally had zero, but I had enough friends with well-off parents that I seemed to attend a McDonald's party about once every 3 weeks on average.
Yes cdn here was working in KY as a RN, took a different route, and came upon those signs... of course no one thought to trim back those big hanging trees by the roadway either...Gulp. then I laughed and said, hey maybe I could pick up a date! As I drove faster away.
Burger King had a great playground too, just like Mcdonald's except back then it was outside. There weren't "play places" back when I was little. The 80's were a great time to be 10 and under!
I am 33. Anxiety has only gotten worse. Which is bitter sweet. I’m alot more healthier and party much less. Also, financially much more responsible. I always feel like something bad is gonna happen. I trust my husband more than anyone. But I asked him for either Switzerland, South Spain, or a fully sustainable compound in Maine or Alaska. Even Russia too.
@@BigJohnLXV I get mad at the "we need your money". Dude, you have more money than I can dream of. You like her so much, YOU give her money! At least DJT tells me that he understands why I'm broke. I like that in a political ad.
My brother , while hitch hiking years ago, was once dropped off at the offramp for San Quentin by a prison guard going to work. Said he almost starved before he got a ride outta there.
Just finished my month early trick or treating spree. none of my neighbors had candy so I helped myself to some of their nicer electronics. Happy (early) Halloween!
I'm an Australian and keep getting ads telling me I can vote from anywhere in the world. Granted, I do watch a lot of American political content, but still interesting....
That nook is brilliant! Place a small skinny recliner at the window. Install a slide out bookshelf with a hidden doorway. Slide the bookshelf out, slip into the alcove, and pull the shelf back into the wall. Prefect hiding spot to read while you dodge the family. Bonus points if you can lock the shelf from the inside.
Ok, so 128 ounces in a gallon, 128÷16=8, 8×5=40...so your "coffee" is 40 bucks a gallon...and while I can't drink gas, darn parents, I can drive home and make a pot of real coffee and still not spend that much.
@@BigJohnLXV Depends on what you get. If I were bargain shopping, sure. But it's one of my few vices, so I indulge and get fancy beans - $18 a pound. Still means it's less than a dollar a cup.
Told my husband the white van would drop me back off. He said "jokes on them, i would've already moved." We are going on 20 yrs of marriage next month 😂😂😂
You have years to go Tyler before falling asleep in your recliner in the evening, but it's coming. It will happen. Also, pretty impressive Hank Hill impersonation.
Texas has the signs, also. A friend of mind was taken hostage when she slowed down for road work in a rural area. She eventually escaped, but she broke her ankle. Since that time, she is a pistol packing mama. We were in our twenties then. We are 80 years old now.
@ 5:30... Yes! Outside of Stanton, MO there is a sign that warns people not to pick up hitchhikers because they may be escaped prisoners. Saw it as a kid in the 1960s, every time we were on our way to Meramec Caverns; it was still there in 2015 when we took our kids to the caverns. Good memories 😂
That Khamala word salad on climate change just gave me flashbacks to just about every major corporate meeting I've ever been forced to sit in on. Most of the people spewing that business major jargon nonsense were VPs as well.
When you understand the social psychology of it all. Its super depressing. I think most do. But I understand the authors who were victims of communism. Because there are still millions upon millions who support her. Yet could have a clue who their local sheriff or mayors are. Or what resource to find legislation that their elected reps are voting on or proposing. Most conservatives too.
I had to conduct a meeting on the company performance to the rank and file. "Business is good. We bought donuts. That is an important business metric. Meeting adjourned." They never asked me to conduct another meeting!
If you mispronounce "Schadenfreude" one more time, you have to do a punishment. What is today's punishment? You have to name your next child "Kamala"; boy or girl, doesn't matter. Turnabout is fair play.
I drove through Oklahoma on the way back and forth from texas, and there is a penitentiary that has assigned telling you not to pick up pedestrians. I also saw one in New york.
Costco just announced that their largest demographic of new member sign-ups is Millennials. And, I'm convinced, they're mostly in it for the hot dogs. (Pizza isn't bad, either)
I haven’t been to a Costco, BJs is more common around here. BUT, the hotdog 🌭 situation is the same. And the best part is they’ve always got a bowl of diced onions. Onions are the only thing I’ll put on a hotdog.
Willmar MN had a state hospital off 71. *before business loop was built*. “State Hospital. do Not Pick up hitchhikers” Out in CO off interstate prison “do not “ signs.
When can we get rid of Nancy in the intro? 1:49 the OLD McDonald's didn't have indoor dining. You walked up to an outdoor window to make and take your order. They had some picnic tables around the parking lot. You either took it home or you ate in your car or sat outside at a picnic table. I worked there when I was in high school in the mid-60s.
The original McDonald’s had windows you ordered at, and built in tiled seating on both sides. The one I went to in the 60’s enclosed the front area with glass panels for the Winter.
@@bevp7838 Yes, they were still 15 cents when I worked there in 1965-1966. And a small drink was 10 cents. The sales tax was 3% at the time, so a drink and burger were 25 cents and there was no sales tax on a purchase less than 30 cents. We had to add up the total of an order on a pad of paper, punch it into the cash register and COUNT the change back to the customer. It didn't tell you how much change to give. Teenagers could DO MATH in those days. I was paid $1.25 per hour and we got our meals for 1/2 price on our lunch break. In 1966 I got a job as a BAGGER at a grocery store. We bagged the groceries and took them to the people's cars and loaded them in the car, then brought the cart back to the store. It was 99% women doing the shopping. That job paid $2.10 per hour, BUT the women usually gave us 25 cents or 50 cents tips. Sometimes a $1. That meant I was making, easily, $5/hr. On a Saturday morning I could make $7 per hour or more. Minimum wage was $1.25/hr. I NEVER Worked for minimum wage again in my entire life. I cannot imagine why anyone would now! You know how I know Kamala never worked at McDonald's. NO ONE ever did just "fries". Unless you worked there less than a couple days. She probably "worked there" during a 20 minute photo op when running for Senate.
@@samadamms3432 Yes, the front area was enclosed in the winter at the one I worked at. There was no seating at the one I worked at. Only outdoor wooden picnic tables. The inside was air conditioned, but at the register windows it was HOT in the summer.
16:12 Okay I've heard Tyler mispronounce Schadenfreude several times now. Someone please tell him it's not Shoy-den-fraud. It's Sha-den-froy-dah. He's leaving out an entire syllable.
Not a lot of people can digest the German language 😂 this goes hand in hand with hearing another big content creator pronounce Rammstien instead of Rammstein! 😂
"Schadensfreude" is german and discribes a moment when you feel satisfaction (Freude) when someone has a pain/incident (Schaden) It's considerit mean Greetings from germany
I adopted one like that. She was almost 4 and when I “met” her, I watched her thwap a kitten away from her without much effort or movement. I knew at that moment that I needed to adopt her. 😂 She’s 10 now and while she’s not the most affectionate, she’s much happier and doesn’t thwap anyone except the dog when he tries to aggressively sniff her.😂
Was in LA with my mom visiting granny a million years ago and saw a woman on her way to the office, wearing heels and a pencil skirt RUN across the cross walk and the woman in activewear shorts, sports bra and SNEAKERS, WALK across, right behind the business woman. 😂
Ok Tyler Zed. This is the last straw! I’ve had it! You are wrong about coffee! It’s still coffee, even with a little bit of milk and sugar. Cafe con Leche(very common with Latins). My grandparents(escaped Cuba in 1962. My dad’s side), drank Coffee with a bit of milk and sugar every morning. Including my grandparents on my mothers side(tough Puerto Rican farmers). God rest their souls, they were tough as nails! And now at the age of 31, I still follow that tradition! I’m still a strong 💪🏼 man! Just don’t drink that Starbucks cold coffee with whipped cream & caramel(I agree, that’s not coffee that is a milkshake). Still love your channel Zed! Keep sharing the memes & Trump 2024 🇺🇸😎💪🏼
@@ArisAdamas Nope. Wrong, wrong. Even with a bit of sugar & milk, it’s still coffee. Sugar, coffee, tobacco, dancing, & rice. Hispanics are the kings of all of it! Tradition!
@@jay90374 First of all show some respect. Also, my grandparents(both sides of the family) never “bragged” about their strength. They just sat and talked for hours about their past. Just chilling out. Only one I couldn’t talk to was my grandfather on my dads side. He passed away when I was 3. So my dad just told me about his past. They all gave me advice and I held on to it. Simple. Going by their history, I knew they were strong. Also leaving everything behind in Cuba, was very difficult for my fathers parents. Still even through all of their trials, they STILL drank coffee with milk & sugar(cafe con leche). Very common with Latins and they would tell you it isn’t a “milkshake”. It’s still great coffee. They despise the Starbucks cold coffee milkshakes though.
@@jay90374 First of all show some respect. Second, my grandparents never “bragged” about their strength. They just sat down and told me about their past. They just wanted to sit & talk. After listening to them, I knew that they were tough. My grandparents went through a lot of rough times and they still enjoyed some Cafe con Leche(very common with Latins). It’s still coffee not a “soft drink” or “milkshake”
We had students in high school that would spend 2-3 days dismantling their desks! The next period would come in and the desk would disintegrate when they sat down. 😂
Wasn't it a book based in Florida about puffer fish poison? People were climbing out of the graves, hense were the term zombies came from? I maybe off. it's been a long time.
Dear youtube, stop showing me kamala adds that i cant skip. Im not voting for her.
I tell my phone "That's 10 for Trump!"
You know the phone is listening, right? Try it, I've gotten less Kamalface ads since I started that.
Oh yes you are!!!!!! You just will never know it!
this site is such shat. lefty junk
Stay kicking friend! As soon as you kick the bucket, youll be voting democrat immediately
I dunno. I kinda like knowing that they’re wasting money on me.
Tired of seeing oboma ads. It's like dude haven't you had 3 terms already.
😂
O B A M N A
Mike hasn't had a turn yet
@@WerZelyes he did 🤣
youre getting 8 more years of him
Horror movies don't scare me. Harris being installed terrifying.
She's already installed. You mean four more years...?
Installed is a nice word to describe it.
Same😮😢 uuugg reminds me of 2016
My grandma used to watch horror movies with me at 9pm while drinking coffee and then sleep like a baby. Only time she got startled was if someone caught her smoking in the shed or she was talking smack about someone and they walk into the room.
Joe Biden is still the president until Election Day
Hey American's...
Please get out and vote.
I'm Canadian and will definitely be doing my part to oust Trudeau.
"Vote early, vote often"
Trudeau the euthanasia king
We wish you the best with giving Trudeau the boot! Justin Trudeau has somehow been _even worse_ than Joe Biden has been (which is no small achievement) and Canada deserves so much better.
I hope you guys can get rid of that piece of crap. He's ruining your Beautiful wilderness just letting the woods burn like that and everything else. Yesterday was so smokey outside, I live in Maryland. I forgot about the whole thing Cuz I've been focused on north Carolina, Tennessee, and Florida and everything here and I go outside and I smell fire and I thought there was a fire here till I looked it up and saw the forest fires are still going. Crazy
Actors/actresses have a lot of nerve telling us who to vote for. What a joke.
Yeah, like they have any clue what our lives are like. They are so far removed from reality, I just roll my eyes when I hear about some out-of-touch celebrity.
@@sippigrrrl I checked out of hollywood and a majority of celebrities years ago, on top of eyerolls I usually ask: "who?"
If you take advice from someone who has built a career out of being someone they’re not, then you’ve only got yourself to blame.
The one that makes me chuckle a little bit is Chelsea Handler. She's out here acting like she's intelligent and telling people to vote for Democrats. She was on some show , I can't remember what show she was on,and she said that she didn't know that the Sun and Moon were two separate objects. She's always thought they were the same thing. Ummm, what about when the Sun and the Moon were in the sky at the same time? She didn't find out they weren't the same object until she was in her 40s. WTF!! She's dumb as hell, and she's out here telling people which party they should be voting for. I wouldn't trust her to pick an entree off a menu for me if I was undecided on what to get. Let alone advice on which political I should vote for. Half these celebrities don't even have a high school diploma. I'm gonna take advice from a celebrity? I don't think so, but a lot of dumbass people out here follow every word of some of these celebrities. It's scary!
They aren't Actors, just Propagandists like a certain Propagandist.
Hilarious, I just saw an obama ad for communist harris. I guess with diddy being arrested Obama has a lot of free time to film ads.
Because it's Obama 4th term he is fighting for
If he was gonna destroy it, he would've done it in
2016. If she was gonna fix it, she would be done already after 3.5yrs. IJS
Sometimes I wish I could give things people say more than one thumbs up 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
🖐(palm down) 🎤(hitting floor)
That's the type of logic that makes {D) brains go boom.
A-f'ing-men
Trump was President for 4 years. Why didn’t he make America great again?
P.S. Unless your definition of “great” is losing 2.5 million jobs and the biggest recession since the Great Depression.
Pelosi and the "idiots" lady at the end crack me up every time.
Make sure to BOYCOTT all Primanti bros locations, they would not let J.D.Vance dine there!
And their sauce is too sweet.
I never heard of them
😮
Why would you go there anyway?
I have never heard of them.
I didn't get a single happy birthday message on Facebook this year.
But my best bud did post "Bro, you're getting old." My heart melted!
I'll dress as a Haitian and ask if they need a petsitter. Trick or treat!!
Lol, I might use this as my Halloween costume 😂😂
🤣🤣🤣
Just make sure they don't have any firearms first!😬
Lol, fucking hell! I had a black guy ask me if I was doing Voodoo on him in a store. I said, no, I am not Haitian, I'm French. Figure it out. He felt the VIBE, I guess.
Carry around a boombox playing that "Eating the Dogs" remix of Donald Trump's speech for bonus style points! 😄
♫ "They're eating the dogs, they're eating the cats!
Eat the cats! Eat-eat the cats!" ♫
When Tyler said he had never fallen asleep like Homer, I was expecting a cut to Yoda saying "You will... you will".
That homer meme so relatable
Your Hank Hill impression was pretty darn good!
spot on!!
I could almost smell the propane and propane accessories.
My wife and I are in our 60's. We have THOUSANDS of pictures. No one looks at them. No one cares. But...we keep them.
I wanted a picture of my grandma, my sister threw every picture out , wheen my mum died. History is IMPORTANT !! Keep the photo's please 🙏 😢😢
My Sundays don't begin until I hear Old Nanshee saying: "Good morning, Sunday morning"
We've played that clip at the beginning of church more than once. 😂
Man, Zed’s voice impressions are most often spot on!
The old McDonald's were the best. I still remember climbing up inside the Hamburglar jail toys lol.
Theor burgers were better when they used USDA grade A beef and supplemented with soy fillers to keep the cost diwn. Now they use crappy, cheap beef and it tastes terrible.
when I was a child, McDonald's open up in the next town and you could not eat inside only outside or in your car. I hated it because my dad would not let up eat inside the car and we all eat outside so winter and fall and early spring time was so cold to do that. I always pick a small diner or or inside menu than that.
@@pegasus5287 Yeah, there's a huge difference. Most people who go to McD's these days don't know what they missed.
Now they let Hamburgler go with no bail if he only steals $950 or less in burgers.
yes yes!!
Every prison I've driven by has those signs
I think it's Meagan, the loyal assistant, who makes up the punishments. She seems like one of those people who are sweet-natured and equally devious.
Passive aggressive?
A woman after this woman's heart. Men need us but rarely admit it.
I find it so weird.. it's not really a show for young children yet he says all that childish crap every time...
She is a accomplished juggler as well
RIP Mitch Hedburg! Legend!
I used to do drugs.
I still do, but I ustatoo.
(Truth in jest - if we only knew)
I remember going to McDonald’s during the 80s for a birthday party. It had an adventure playground and all sorts in there. Ronald McDonald and the hamburglar even presented the kid with a cake!
Same here.
Ashtrays also
I had like 4 parties there! It was always epic
@@mouse5631
I personally had zero, but I had enough friends with well-off parents that I seemed to attend a McDonald's party about once every 3 weeks on average.
@@tin2001 my mom killed two birthdays at one time. Shared the parties with my older sister. We were blessed. ❤️ have a great week
If you've got kids, that nook is perfect for having them think about what they've done.
Absolutely there are signs like that near prisons
We need them around Washington DC!😅
There is a prison in Craven County, NC which adjoins Maul Swamp. I don't think anyone has tried to escape.
Yes cdn here was working in KY as a RN, took a different route, and came upon those signs... of course no one thought to trim back those big hanging trees by the roadway either...Gulp. then I laughed and said, hey maybe I could pick up a date! As I drove faster away.
There used to be signs like that on 395 near what was the Boron Prison. It is abandoned now.
Yup. There's one on US41 near Terre Haute, Indiana; former home of Timothy McVeigh
I'm sick of those who want for nothing, telling those who have little they must make sacrifices. GFY
McDonald's play place gave some of us bullet proof immune systems
I bet someone's gonna say "micro plastics" too
I played in dirt lol.
@@w1975b after 44 years, dirt is still my favorite
Burger King had a great playground too, just like Mcdonald's except back then it was outside. There weren't "play places" back when I was little. The 80's were a great time to be 10 and under!
California has the "Do not pick up hitchhikers" because of prison signs
Rip Mitch. He was a great comedian and one of my favorites.
Everybody knows Kamala's favorite dish to bring to the family cookout is her famous Word Salad!
I hope i dont get arrested for watching this channel.
I live in Fascistfornia
I wonder how our benevolent leader plans to enforce such a stupid mandate?
well, i'll probably be in prison next to you. Hey, cellmate!!! 👋
@@LauraBeeDannon I'm not sure I want to know. But to be safe, HEIL NEWSOM! ✊
A.k.a Commiefornia.
There's already been a guy in jail for a Meme. In the USSA! 🤬
8:22
That was... That was a pretty good Hank Hill impression!!
Now do the other three- OH DO BOOMHAUER!!!!
Happy Sunday Zeducation and everyone else thats watching this video wherever you are from
Happy Sunday in return from south Texas.
11/10 commenter
Happy Sunday to you too
Happy Sunday turns sour opening with Nancy Pelosi
There's plenty of Haitians that will adopt that cat 🐈
30 is not old, Tyler. Wait until you hit 50, you’ll wish you were 30 again.
O feel old and only 32. I'ma wake up one day and be 40, then 50. Then wonder what happed.
I wish I was 50 again. I'm almost 70 and now I'm starting to feel old.
@@MGTexan47 Women looking in a mirror : "I wish that old lady would move over, so I can see myself."
😂 my pains are 30 years ago and they take turns on who’s boss for the day, sometimes it’s a cage match.
I am 33. Anxiety has only gotten worse. Which is bitter sweet. I’m alot more healthier and party much less. Also, financially much more responsible. I always feel like something bad is gonna happen. I trust my husband more than anyone. But I asked him for either Switzerland, South Spain, or a fully sustainable compound in Maine or Alaska. Even Russia too.
That nook is obviously an archery slit for defending the castel
Barker could have gone out at 100 and won the bonus
Tamale is Spanish. 🤦🏼♀️ 😂😂
There are Spanish females as well
There’s a hitchhiker warning sign like that in AZ. I pick them up anyway. Wuh? They’re interesting people and more likely to help hide bodies.
The one I picked up suggested I plant vertical when I told him my backyard was getting crowded. I bought a posthole digger.
@@dehydratedwater9806 (That way, it doesn't look like a grave from the air. Be sure to plant a protected species on top, so they can't snoop).
@@elultimo102 or do some research, and learn which plants have the highest heat signature, and they'll never have a reason to dig, there
@Kev I'm fairly certain we're not the only state with these signs. it has to be a common practice
We know they're the bodies
8:56
Hate to break it to you guys, but that matchmaker lady from Mulan already beat you to the punch on that one 🤣🤣
37 Days Zed Members!!!!
LFG!!!! ❤️🇺🇸
I think he'll 'member before that long. He acts dumb but is...nt.
🇺🇸 Trump in November. 🇺🇸
37 Days till they pull a fast one again!
My dad thinks Kamala will win. I am more optimistic. She literally has one job: securing the border, and she failed miserably at that.
I live in Southeast Connecticut, and on I-95 about 10 miles from me is that sign both north and southbound! I'll never stop for them!
The only thing I laughed at was Barack Obama's Kamala ad that played at the halfway point.
yeah, I got instantly pissed off, when I saw his face, and heard him say something about, ''my friend kamala
@@BigJohnLXV I get mad at the "we need your money". Dude, you have more money than I can dream of. You like her so much, YOU give her money!
At least DJT tells me that he understands why I'm broke. I like that in a political ad.
Couldn’t wait for the skip button!
It played before the video started for me.
Yep!😂
Yes, there are signs that say "Hitchhikers may be escaped inmates." Saw one on a trip out west last week.
Need those signs around Washington DC!
My brother , while hitch hiking years ago, was once dropped off at the offramp for San Quentin by a prison guard going to work. Said he almost starved before he got a ride outta there.
😂😂😂 about closets ! Yeahp we have a small area and a couple box’s separated from winter to summer . 😂😂😂😂🎉
Just finished my month early trick or treating spree. none of my neighbors had candy so I helped myself to some of their nicer electronics. Happy (early) Halloween!
I'm an Australian and keep getting ads telling me I can vote from anywhere in the world. Granted, I do watch a lot of American political content, but still interesting....
I hope you can report it somehow.
@@pineappleparty1624 Can you forward them to the Trump campaign? OR what is that Trump chat program?
@@oldogre5999 That's not where you report that.
@@pineappleparty1624 Good lord! Ok Captain Obvious!
@@oldogre5999 Then why did you say something dumb? What am I missing?
Crazy when they carved their name in the desk and acted like it wasn't them... honestly, it was me it was always me. 👹
Mitch Hedberg was a true gem. RIP.
That nook is brilliant! Place a small skinny recliner at the window. Install a slide out bookshelf with a hidden doorway. Slide the bookshelf out, slip into the alcove, and pull the shelf back into the wall. Prefect hiding spot to read while you dodge the family.
Bonus points if you can lock the shelf from the inside.
Okay, your Hank Hill is on POINT!
Ok, so 128 ounces in a gallon, 128÷16=8, 8×5=40...so your "coffee" is 40 bucks a gallon...and while I can't drink gas, darn parents, I can drive home and make a pot of real coffee and still not spend that much.
a full can of coffee costs less than $10. filters are cheap, and the cost of the water is negligible
@@BigJohnLXV to make...not to buy
@@BigJohnLXV Depends on what you get. If I were bargain shopping, sure. But it's one of my few vices, so I indulge and get fancy beans - $18 a pound. Still means it's less than a dollar a cup.
@@goldengryphon I had to think for a minute what undluge could be, then I said, "ohhhh, indulge!" lol sometimes our fingers get mixed up
A pot of coffee is only 2 cups? I wouldn't know, I've never drunk coffee.
The “DO NOT PICK UP HITCHHIKERS” signs are all over Texas! We have a lot of prisons!
I'm from Arizona where they have multiple private prisons, and yes, they absolutely have signs exactly like this.
Your Hank Hill impression is spot on!
Don't know who gifted my wife and I a subscription to Zed; but, THANK YOU!!!
I didn't do it, but welcome
also, (this should start the hate responses...) its "who gifted my wife and me"
go
Mitch Hedberg and earthquake were my favorite comedians growing up.
Just got a commercial of Obama begging for money to help Kamala. Almost thought it was part of the show 😂😂😂
Happy Saturday Tyler. Hope you're feeling better and/or warmer.
Told my husband the white van would drop me back off. He said "jokes on them, i would've already moved." We are going on 20 yrs of marriage next month 😂😂😂
I haven't gone trick-or-treating since my kids were little and I ain't about to start up again now.
You have years to go Tyler before falling asleep in your recliner in the evening, but it's coming. It will happen.
Also, pretty impressive Hank Hill impersonation.
Florence, AZ and other prisons near by Phoenix, AZ say "Don't pick up hitchhikers".
Down here by Tucson also.
Texas has the signs, also. A friend of mind was taken hostage when she slowed down for road work in a rural area. She eventually escaped, but she broke her ankle. Since that time, she is a pistol packing mama. We were in our twenties then. We are 80 years old now.
Betty White and Bob Barker were 99…. Bless them. 💕
If Bob Barker had died at 100, he would have had exactly “one dollar” which is still not going over and you get the bonus of being exactly right.
@ 5:30... Yes! Outside of Stanton, MO there is a sign that warns people not to pick up hitchhikers because they may be escaped prisoners.
Saw it as a kid in the 1960s, every time we were on our way to Meramec Caverns; it was still there in 2015 when we took our kids to the caverns.
Good memories 😂
No. The biggest lie told on TV shows was, "You can have a perfectly coherent conversation, while brushing your teeth."
also people get all dressed. put on makeup, fix their hair all BEFORE drinking coffee!!
“Carvin Marvin” 😂 your welcome lol
All state prisons have signs which say do not pick up hitchhikers outside them. Not sure about federal.
“Now that I’ve made a daring escape, I’ll just stand here with my thumb out.
Back in the day when there were Mental Hospitals, they also had signs saying DO NOT PICK UP HITCHHICKERS.
Tyler, you were right about the Vikings winning, but they just squeaked by, 31-29. 4-0!
Yes Colorado has those signs in several locations
so does Texas
So does Texas!
So does Arizona and Oregon. Too bad those signs don't exist around Washington DC!😅
And New Mexico
Tyler and his 'schoidenfrade' 😂
That Khamala word salad on climate change just gave me flashbacks to just about every major corporate meeting I've ever been forced to sit in on. Most of the people spewing that business major jargon nonsense were VPs as well.
Nothing makes my eye twitch more than phrases like "from a business perspective" or "synergistic" 🤮🤮
When you understand the social psychology of it all. Its super depressing. I think most do. But I understand the authors who were victims of communism. Because there are still millions upon millions who support her. Yet could have a clue who their local sheriff or mayors are. Or what resource to find legislation that their elected reps are voting on or proposing. Most conservatives too.
I had to conduct a meeting on the company performance to the rank and file. "Business is good. We bought donuts. That is an important business metric. Meeting adjourned." They never asked me to conduct another meeting!
“Let’s think out of the box.”
Yes I went to a few of those when I worked at Nationwide. 🙄😑
I 100% agree that we have a saturated market for photos. I don't even take photos when I go places like the Grand Canyon anymore.
Today is my birthday & I am 69! Something is wrong with my computer & RUclips in particulr. Sverything ia so small.
happy birthday!!! hope you can read this...lol🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈🎈
Happy birthday 🎉🎂 🎉
69. Nice. 😎
Hey! Happy Birthday Mr. Hutson! Wish you good health and spirits!
I'm roughly a couple decades younger than you and that's already happening to me. 😂
Dangit !!! Chuck Norris kid got me! #trickortreat
Goooood morning Happy Sunday everyone!
If you mispronounce "Schadenfreude" one more time, you have to do a punishment. What is today's punishment? You have to name your next child "Kamala"; boy or girl, doesn't matter. Turnabout is fair play.
Somebody had to say it. Not even German, but it's SHAD-en-froyd-uh, more or less.
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@@Nano0k Correct! I flinch every time he pronounces it SO wrong lmao!
Hahahahahahaha
Face it...our boy here is entertaining but he ain't that smart...
Trump, not Tramp.
This is the most underrated comment. Hahahahahahaha!
I drove through Oklahoma on the way back and forth from texas, and there is a penitentiary that has assigned telling you not to pick up pedestrians. I also saw one in New york.
Costco just announced that their largest demographic of new member sign-ups is Millennials. And, I'm convinced, they're mostly in it for the hot dogs. (Pizza isn't bad, either)
I haven’t been to a Costco, BJs is more common around here. BUT, the hotdog 🌭 situation is the same. And the best part is they’ve always got a bowl of diced onions. Onions are the only thing I’ll put on a hotdog.
I did it for 10c a L off of gas.
@@ontheroad5317 No mustard? To each their own. Or, as the Romans said, 'De gustibus non est disputandem'.
I've never been to Costco. Lol. Are they really that good?
@@alicialawhun91 Yes.
Willmar MN had a state hospital off 71. *before business loop was built*. “State Hospital. do Not Pick up hitchhikers” Out in CO off interstate prison “do not “ signs.
Good advice for men drawing beards. Tyler, remember this strategy for No Shave November. ... please don't ban me😂😂
That crayon one hurt my feelings. I am married to a USMC Vietnam Vet and never saw him take crayons from the kids 🤣
When can we get rid of Nancy in the intro?
1:49 the OLD McDonald's didn't have indoor dining. You walked up to an outdoor window to make and take your order. They had some picnic tables around the parking lot. You either took it home or you ate in your car or sat outside at a picnic table. I worked there when I was in high school in the mid-60s.
The original McDonald’s had windows you ordered at, and built in tiled seating on both sides. The one I went to in the 60’s enclosed the front area with glass panels for the Winter.
I remember the one in California pre-1960 before we moved back East! I think the burgers were $0.15!
@@bevp7838 Yes, they were still 15 cents when I worked there in 1965-1966. And a small drink was 10 cents. The sales tax was 3% at the time, so a drink and burger were 25 cents and there was no sales tax on a purchase less than 30 cents.
We had to add up the total of an order on a pad of paper, punch it into the cash register and COUNT the change back to the customer. It didn't tell you how much change to give.
Teenagers could DO MATH in those days.
I was paid $1.25 per hour and we got our meals for 1/2 price on our lunch break.
In 1966 I got a job as a BAGGER at a grocery store. We bagged the groceries and took them to the people's cars and loaded them in the car, then brought the cart back to the store. It was 99% women doing the shopping. That job paid $2.10 per hour, BUT the women usually gave us 25 cents or 50 cents tips. Sometimes a $1. That meant I was making, easily, $5/hr. On a Saturday morning I could make $7 per hour or more. Minimum wage was $1.25/hr.
I NEVER Worked for minimum wage again in my entire life. I cannot imagine why anyone would now!
You know how I know Kamala never worked at McDonald's. NO ONE ever did just "fries". Unless you worked there less than a couple days.
She probably "worked there" during a 20 minute photo op when running for Senate.
@@samadamms3432 Yes, the front area was enclosed in the winter at the one I worked at. There was no seating at the one I worked at. Only outdoor wooden picnic tables.
The inside was air conditioned, but at the register windows it was HOT in the summer.
The cheese joke went right over Tyler's head.
Corvette owners wave at each other.It's pretty cool.
16:12 Okay I've heard Tyler mispronounce Schadenfreude several times now. Someone please tell him it's not Shoy-den-fraud. It's Sha-den-froy-dah. He's leaving out an entire syllable.
Your comment is kind of “vague” (rhymes with “bag”).
Avenue Q songs
Not a lot of people can digest the German language 😂 this goes hand in hand with hearing another big content creator pronounce Rammstien instead of Rammstein! 😂
"Schadensfreude" is german and discribes a moment when you feel satisfaction (Freude) when someone has a pain/incident (Schaden)
It's considerit mean
Greetings from germany
@@MrKai1207 happiness at the misfortune of others....that is german!!
I-10 near Gulfport, MS has one of those "Do not pick up hitchhikers" signs as shown.
That's why I have a fake birthday on facebook. So I see how many people have no clue and just copy what other people do... hehe
We have those "do not pickup hitchhikers" signs in Texas, when you are near a prison.
Tamales isn't English, though.
“TAH-maylz”
Exactly. I don’t get why people don’t understand certain words having different origin
Might be french.
@@sandiepaul9421Swahili 🤔
Give it 10 years, Tyler, you're going to be passing out on the couch like the rest of us!
I would so adopt Smack Cat.
I adopted one like that. She was almost 4 and when I “met” her, I watched her thwap a kitten away from her without much effort or movement. I knew at that moment that I needed to adopt her. 😂 She’s 10 now and while she’s not the most affectionate, she’s much happier and doesn’t thwap anyone except the dog when he tries to aggressively sniff her.😂
The Jeep wave started in the mid 40's by returning soldiers, so they say. Always a highlight of my Sunday morning, thanks.
Schadenfreude. Pronounced Shah Din Froy Duh
I blinked and said, "Did he say schoydenfrahdah?!"
Yeah Tyler's pronunciation algorithm is kaput.
@@772tsweet77as a computer scientist, I can say the program crashes using his ‘algorithm’
Yes, the "do not pick up hitchhikers" is on Missouri roads, too.
Zero tattoos and piercings, and over 40, Guess I'm Rebel scum 😅
I think tattoos might be no longer considered rebellious. So that part might not matter. But yes, rebels all day.
Was in LA with my mom visiting granny a million years ago and saw a woman on her way to the office, wearing heels and a pencil skirt RUN across the cross walk and the woman in activewear shorts, sports bra and SNEAKERS, WALK across, right behind the business woman. 😂
Ok Tyler Zed. This is the last straw! I’ve had it! You are wrong about coffee! It’s still coffee, even with a little bit of milk and sugar. Cafe con Leche(very common with Latins). My grandparents(escaped Cuba in 1962. My dad’s side), drank Coffee with a bit of milk and sugar every morning. Including my grandparents on my mothers side(tough Puerto Rican farmers). God rest their souls, they were tough as nails! And now at the age of 31, I still follow that tradition! I’m still a strong 💪🏼 man! Just don’t drink that Starbucks cold coffee with whipped cream & caramel(I agree, that’s not coffee that is a milkshake). Still love your channel Zed! Keep sharing the memes & Trump 2024 🇺🇸😎💪🏼
C'mon man, Zed's right - if it ain't black coffee it's just a coffee flavored soft drink.
@@ArisAdamas Nope. Wrong, wrong. Even with a bit of sugar & milk, it’s still coffee. Sugar, coffee, tobacco, dancing, & rice. Hispanics are the kings of all of it! Tradition!
LOL 🤣🤣 anyone that has to tell you how strong they are, very likely isn't strong at all! 🤦
@@jay90374 First of all show some respect. Also, my grandparents(both sides of the family) never “bragged” about their strength. They just sat and talked for hours about their past. Just chilling out. Only one I couldn’t talk to was my grandfather on my dads side. He passed away when I was 3. So my dad just told me about his past. They all gave me advice and I held on to it. Simple. Going by their history, I knew they were strong. Also leaving everything behind in Cuba, was very difficult for my fathers parents. Still even through all of their trials, they STILL drank coffee with milk & sugar(cafe con leche). Very common with Latins and they would tell you it isn’t a “milkshake”. It’s still great coffee. They despise the Starbucks cold coffee milkshakes though.
@@jay90374 First of all show some respect. Second, my grandparents never “bragged” about their strength. They just sat down and told me about their past. They just wanted to sit & talk. After listening to them, I knew that they were tough. My grandparents went through a lot of rough times and they still enjoyed some Cafe con Leche(very common with Latins). It’s still coffee not a “soft drink” or “milkshake”
We had students in high school that would spend 2-3 days dismantling their desks! The next period would come in and the desk would disintegrate when they sat down. 😂
Serpent and the Rainbow, excellent movie
yes!!
Wasn't it a book based in Florida about puffer fish poison? People were climbing out of the graves, hense were the term zombies came from? I maybe off. it's been a long time.