I’m so heartbroken this evil dark world took that sweet skirdle and raccoon away from their loving humans. There’s a special place in hell for those soulless bastards.
Well, I laughed so I guess I have to do the punishment. Oh, this should be easy, I’ve had the same mustache since 1971. First punishment, I’ve actually done.
A German friend said, “The difference between the US and the EU is that in the US, companies can put an additive in food until the FDA proves it’s unsafe. In the EU, companies can’t put it [an additive] in anything until it’s proven to be safe.”
Your German friend is wrong. AI summary of the process: The United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is responsible for ensuring the safety of food additives, which are substances added to food to enhance its quality, appearance, or shelf life. The FDA evaluates the safety of food additives through a rigorous process, which includes: Petition Review: Manufacturers submit petitions to the FDA, providing scientific data and information on the safety and intended use of the additive. Safety Assessment: The FDA reviews the petition and conducts its own safety assessment, considering factors such as: How the body metabolizes the additive Potential health risks, including acute and chronic effects Exposure levels and potential for accumulation in the body Vulnerable populations, such as pregnant women and children Authorization: If the FDA determines the additive is safe, it issues a regulation authorizing its use in food. The regulation specifies the types of foods in which the additive can be used, maximum usage levels, and labeling requirements.
That’s exactly why I don’t like donating anything these people. They have $200 fingernails $500 tattoos two hundred dollar haircuts. Tell them to think about someone else before their selves
My local elementary school does a weekly food drive and women just like this are lined up down the street in their leased cars loading up on free food. They also show up for the winter coat drives and get into screaming and fist fights while grabbing as many coats as the can
My dad retired and moved back to Michigan. When asked why after swearing he never would due to cold weather, his response was "the cold and snow ain't bad when you don't have to drive in it for work five days a week".
Yep. Last winter I did not drive anywhere for 8 days. Did not even clear driveway. Barely got over zero F all week. Next cold snap I was out of state. Airlines messed up from cold, storm. I stayed 4 more days. Instead of trying to start car parked 2 weeks in sub zero at 10pm. I got to hurried car at 1pm in 35F temps.
Not having to go out in it to work does make winters more fun. I live in Alaska and we are in our 70s. We go out between winter storms and then just stay home when the weather is bad. I have an old beater pickup with a decent plow to clear our driveway. I also plow my son’s next door and another neighbor. I was just out on the snowmobile packing trails around our house.
My daughter is in 5th grade and they play dodgeball all the time, its her favorite sport. Last year for the last week of 4th grade, they had all the 4th grade classes compete against each other and her class won every event. The last event was dodgeball and it actually got to where she was the last person left against 4 other kids, on of them was a girl that tries to bully her. My daughter survived and got them all out and hit her would be bully in the face for the game winning out and had the whole 4th grade cheering her on while she did it. She came home super proud.
Y'all i was a tomboy for several years..i had brothers...they made me tough and i love em for it!! I'm all woman with 3 daughters and 3 Grandbabies! Happy Happy Happy!!❤❤❤
Yup, my sister (only girl) had four brothers on a farm and did most everything! Much to moms consternation she wasn't into housework at all but that all changed once she became a mother and now grandmother she's a real "Suzy homemaker"!
@@albclean Many people believe that using the word "God" in that way is "Taking the Lord's name in vain", and therefore unacceptable. I'm no mind reader, but I'd guess @merryhineline7781 either feels that way, or is trying to respect the sensibilities of people who do feel that way.
Justice 4 Peanut. Vote for less government AKA Less HOA /Strata weirdos in government. You know the people who want to control ever aspect of your life.
@stejer211 You want REAL politics. How about tons of criminals doing redrum, the big R etc. Not a liberal finger lifted. One rescued squirrel and every agency is out at a rescue farm threating a legal immigrant with deportation. But illegals who are lifetime hardened criminals nothing. If you are sick of backwards policy that says a pet squirrel is a major problem but redrum gangs are okay dokay You need to vote the idiots out. Yes women and children losing their lives to criminals no one will put in jail is REAL politics. Can't get any more real.
The HP meme should have said "remotely" not "manually". The idea that HP snuck into their house to disable the printer manually is WAY more disturbing! 😂
Avoid HP printers like the plague. They hold you hostage with subscriptions just so you can print. It's absolute thievery. Plus, everything you want to print goes through their cloud, so any sensitive information you print is also compromised.
My dad is 68 years old and he's told me that when he was growing up, they didn't have a lot of fast food places to begin with and they rarely ate out anyway. Same with sugar. He said his family had a prime rib or pot roast on Sundays followed by cake and ice cream ONLY on Sundays.
@@WhateverDude38 We were a family of 3 and my mom bought a 6-pack of soda pop ONCE a week. Everybody got two a week...total. It was a treat, not an everyday thing. BTW was bottles back then...not cans.
@@macharrington7733 aww yeah, my dad told me about the bottled milk and how everything tasted better back then. For a short while a few years ago we were able to find Mountain Dew with real sugar in the glass bottles at a convenience store, but they're gone now.
@@WhateverDude38 It did taste better...cokes were 8 ounces and very strong compared to now which always seems watered down. Milk came in glass jugs they put in an insulated box on your porch early in the morning. The bottles were recycled and used again. A lot of things are not as good.
I am 60 yrs old. I can tell you that when I was a kid the milk man came every other day because I used to wait on the porch for him. It was a big deal to get the milk because it made me feel like a grown up. Also the mail ran twice a day, once in the morning and once in the evening. It was a rare occasion that we got soda pop or potato chips or things like that. We ate things out of our garden that we grew ourselves as did most of our neighbors. As far as meat, we ate whatever was on sale that week. I also got to lick and paste the stamps into my mothers S&H green stamps book and I believe the other one was called Top Value stamps. They were yellow and fat and the S&H stamps were green and skinny. We got 2 pairs of shoes a year, ones for school & church and the other for other activities but in reality we ran around barefoot all summer long and only wore shoes to school and church and when it got cold. We had to eat whatever was for dinner whether we liked it or not and we werent allowed to leave the table until it was all gone because according to my parent people in china were starving and we better be thankful for what we have. It was not pleasant on liver night and oh how I despised peas and lima beans...and I still hate them to this day..lol. Well there are a thousand things I could tell you of how different it was back then but I cant post all that here. Thanks for reading my book.
She was almost right😁. Sounds like she might've been a little excited and just blurted out something you look through with the eyes, or something like that.
How many of these things are there? Usually they like to have 5 or 6 items on Family Feud, but after telescope, microscope, and kaleidoscope, most of the others are pretty specialized. Maybe gun scope is separate from telescope. What's that thing the doctor uses to look in your ear? Otoscope?
I will never forget when Richard Dawson was the host and the final round had a question of "what month does a woman start showing her pregnancy." The woman answered September and everyone about fell over and she was baffled!
@@cathoderaytube7497actually.. She tried describing a microscope (you use it in school) (it makes small things big) and Louie said “Five seconds left” so she blurted out BINOCULARS!!! 😆 some people actually gasped in the audience.
@@grizzlygrizzleMy cousin was up, he said telescope which was the number 3 answer. It went to me, I said peephole, number 1 answer. Then it went to my sister….
I was born, raised and have lived for many years in Northeastern Maryland. One hot and humid day in Houston and every July day in Kansas, as well as one arctic winter week in Indiana have kept me determined to remain forever hereafter in Maryland.
I grew up in Rhode Island, went to boarding school in New Hampshire, and spent most of my adult life in Boston and the surrounding area. I move to Georgia a couple of years ago, and honestly, I miss the New England climate, with 4 distinct seasons. They give the year a kind of pacing. I should add that I worked 8-hour-days outdoors for about 25 years, and got used to the weather changes every year. I used to swim in the ocean every New Year's Day. The human body is very adaptable, if you allow it. What's toxic about the climate in the northeast is the political climate.
3:03 My favorite Family Feud question & answer was during the Richard Dawson times. This is during Fast Money Richard: Name an animal with 3 letters in it's name? Bob quickly answers with no hesitation..."Alligator!" [the rest of the questions are asked] then it's time to reveal the points., Alligator gets a zero... Richard looks at Bob then asks him "You don't use narcotics... do you Bob?" that was the funniest answer ever
Michigan here - I work in real estate. Yes, a few people move to Michigan from Florida, etc. They come here because real estate is so much cheaper. Then they experience a year or two of winter, and decide to become "snow birds" instead. Summer in Michigan, winter in Florida. Or else, they move to Michigan to be closer to their grandkids. They'll endure anything for "the grands". ❤
We just sold our rental house because the Indianers aren't coming back. They bought a house because the grands are so missed. I bet come February when they can't go to the beach they will have a rethink!
Winters in Michigan pretty mild these days. No snow. And I live in the northern lower. BTW moved here from NC and VA. In fact most the people are here are retired and most of them are vets.
I worked with a guy 75 years old. He was taking care of his 95 year old mother. When she dies his plan was to move to Alaska. He already had the land and the cabin.
The shelves in my pantry were just screwed into the drywall most places. Eventually, I had to install some boards corner to corner, anchored into the studs for the shelves to sit on. When repainting the kitchen, we removed all of the shelves, and I decided to pre-emptively fix the remaining two shelves. I took all of the screws out of the wall. Then I heard my daughter flush the toilet upstairs. Water came out of two of the holes in the wall. I cut out all of the drywall in the back of the pantry, and sure enough, there had been two screws in the drainpipe for over 20 years. I got some pipe joints for that size pipe, cut out some sections and glued them over the holes. Then we shimmed the studs in the back of the pantry and installed new drywall. We also figured out they had installed one end of a towel bar in the bathroom on the other side of that wall into the same drainpipe. That wall has a little spot where there is actually a little rectangular hole through the drywall where the patch on the pipe is, with fiberglass tape and a little bit of spackle over it. Always use a stud finder, and when you find something, do a test hole just barely over the thickness of the drywall first.
I work in a hospital. The screws holding a TP roll dispenser go into the bathroom wall, including tile and out the other side into a paper towel dispenser in an exam room. Everything has to be secure enough for a 400 lb. adult pushing their weight against it as they get up, so they use really big long screws. Maybe a little too long.
@@DonalldArmentor yes the eyes at the sea got it all now eh. How do we beat this situation. Anyone with any knowledge all are very depressed and Sui Sides. 😢
Re: hospital sign… I worked in a small community hospital and you would not believe the number of visitors who came to “visit” a patient only to follow the doctor out of the room to tell him how sick they were and ask for a prescription! It’s meant for those folks. Because, unfortunately, some people are NOT blessed with common sense!🙄😖😤
My dad worked for the government, we got transferred one January. It was 80° when we left Jacksonville, FL pulling a boat behind our station wagon. After two and a half days of travel, most of it through a blizzard, we arrived on the northern border of VT. It was -35° and there was 4ft of snow on the ground. As soon as I was able, I moved to GA and I've never been back.
23:57 When I lived in North Carolina, I kept hearing about ½ backs. These are people from New York who retired and moved to Florida, didn't like it, and came ½ way back and settled in North Carolina.
@@scott931 not sure why you can say that but me telling you that it’s disgusting has been removed multiple times. You should be ashamed. He was a minor.
I worked a Toys for Tots warehouse when I was in the Marines. We rotated shifts in there organizing toys by age group and type, and also standing guard outside the building. People in the community find out what's going on in there and they come by asking for handouts, and it doesn't work like that. The Marines take the toys from the drop boxes and events, they go to a warehouse, and then the toys are given to charitable organizations and churches who then hand them to the people associated with their group who are in need. Anyway, this happened a lot. People coming by to ask for toys and stuff and the people standing guard would have to turn people away, pretty much all day long. Pretty depressing. Well, I was on guard duty with this salty-ass E6 once, and this lady drove up in a decked out Lexus, loud ass bassy music playing. She walks over to us, and I notice she's got a Gucci handbag, she's got long nails, and a gold grill encrusted with diamonds in her mouth. She walks up to us and says "Lemme in, I need to get toys for my kids for Christmas". I tried to explain that these aren't for the public, and that if she is in need of help, to work with one of the affiliated organizations. She cut me off and said "I don't wanna hear that shit, gimme some toys for my kids". And I started to talk again, and the E6 next to me says "Ma'am, my LCPL here just explained to you that we don't give out toys here. Maybe you could sell your teeth and have some spending money for your children. Please leave." I was in awe of his no-fucksiness.
I bought 37 Brother laser printers on sale over a decade ago, because the printer on sale was 1/3 the price of the toner cartridge and 1/2 the price of the photo drum. They were $43 each w/ tax at the time. So it was kind of spendy at $1600. BUT you need to average that out over 14 years AND 187k pages printed! I still have 3 of them left in the box. Best printer investment I ever made.
You realize many printers come with *starter ink cartridges *? My wife’s printer goes by date. Outdated cartridges are not excepted. I bought a refill kit. It worked many times. +4 refills per cartridge. Printer died. New one rejected refilled cartridge.
Before watching this video I would like to thank Tyler for this great channel. If things take a turn for the worse and these are the last 2 days of Zeducation before they remove it (you know why), let's just enjoy the good time we've had.
When we played dodge ball back in the late sixties, we used small balls inflated as high as possible. Called it “slobberknocker” because if you got hit in the face it would knock the slobber out of you.😁
Hi Zed, always been a big fan. Listen I know it's not your normal thing, but if you could mention peanut the squirrel I feel like you could reach a lot of people and maybe help bring justice to people who need it. Much ❤
I have NEVER understood the female obsession with artificial claws. The most recent figures I could find stated that women in the US spent $ 8.6 BILLION at nail parlors in 2018.
If you have long fake nails, you don't work. I learned the hard way that I paid for those mani-pedi's for those who don't work...and a few of their young daughters. I could never afford to have it done.
A song for hunting season It's the second week of deer camp And all the guys are here We drink, play cards, and shoot the bull But never shoot no deer The only time we leave the camp Is when we go for beer The second week of deer camp Is the greatest time of year Second Week of Deer Camp song by Da Yoopers
Facts. I believe that there do exist great women out there but man......Dontcha love that way they can act like it's totally normal to just all of a sudden, drop all interest in you because you just didn't check off one box that they had in mind? Now, there's no future with her because of something you didn't even get?
I teach and coach at a small rural high school in Virginia. We just held a dodge ball tournament in the school as a fundraiser for our Baseball program. You'd be amazed at how many students turned out to pay the entry fee and play. The students and teachers were loving the action.
I'm thinking he needs a t-shirt that says, "It's No-shave November, not dirt on my lip!" on the front with "Just Stop!" on the back. Might help him avoid well-intended interventions.
@16:49. As a kid in the 60’s Dodgeball was brutal . Boys and Girls together, girls Played in skirts ! Some were tougher than the Boys and didn’t hold back ! It Was AWESOME My Generation 👍🏻
Yeah, I agree, and we liked it. I see scenes in movies and other media these days that seem to want to portray this era as one dominated by dodgeball games set up by insensitive adult teachers/coaches as some sort of torture routine for the less athletic kids, but that doesn't square with what I recall of those times. Even as third and fourth graders, we would set up dodgeball games on our own initiative practically every recess. These games took place on an outdoor asphalt play area, and included anybody that wanted in. Faculty might watch every now and then, but only got involved if somebody scraped a knee or something and actually complained about it. And, as you say, nobody held back. Just a bunch of little savages having fun.
It always leftover except at my grandmas because she likes strawberry I however find it to be the shittiest fruit from the rose family red delicious are pretty shit too but a really crisp one is actually okay
12:22 Replanting trees just willy-nilly can actually have some repercussions. Just planting one type of tree over and over in an area is bad for soil nutrient and moisture levels, and can even cause forest fires to become much more common, as well as being easily susceptible to disease or pests. These are called Monoculture forests. If you want to plant more trees, it’s best to plant a large assortment of native trees, and also don’t plant them in rows. Plant them like a normal forest; all over the place and pretty much random.
my Mom moved to iceland when she retired, granted,5 years later she was done, and moved to the mountains of Missouri but hey, was defenately the most beautiful place ive ever been to visit
I know someone who has never vaccinated their child, allows the child to play in dirt, uses no “wipes”. The kid hasn’t been sick or had a fever EVER. Just sharing.
17:23 remember dodge ball. No one ever cried because it wasn’t a thing. No one ever suffered a head injury. Result. History changed forever to safe spaces, weak pathetic whiners, trigger warnings, participation trophies. Changed trajectory of the next generations. Bring back real dodge ball again! 🤣
Have you guys voted yet? If not, you have three days left and you know what to do!! I feel guilty because I only have about 100 or so memes on my phone. I’ve never had my nails done, ever. Maybe I’m weird. I’m losing hope about the Vikings this year. Again. I live in New Orleans and I was hoping for a Vikings Super Bowl. If you lose to the Lions, you’re not going to the Super Bowl.
18:25 Tyler, after 4 kids, I’m going to give you our favorite parenting go-to, “asked and answered” I say, “did you already ask me? Did I answer you? Then asked and answered.” And they know once we say “asked and answered” they will be in trouble for asking again and it worked from a young age with all of them. As long as there’s always a consequence after that, they will shut their little mouths after we say that magical statement lol. 😂
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Tyler not doing no shave November. I still like having my wife not mad at me.😂😂😂😂
Thank you Tyler! Your videos are much needed in these dark times. I watch every single video usually within minutes of it posting. We need the memes!!
We played Brandy at school with a wet tennis ball and it had to have left a red mark (a welt )if it didn’t then it wasn’t brandy
2:55
Name a fruit.....
KH
I said "Fruit".... NOT Fruitcake....
Elon Musk wants to store up oxygen then ship it to Mars to create an atmosphere.
RIP Peanut the 🐿 and Fred the 🦝.
All because some lady was jealous that they had more followers than her...😥
I’m so heartbroken this evil dark world took that sweet skirdle and raccoon away from their loving humans. There’s a special place in hell for those soulless bastards.
The Diddycrats have no joy, so they cannot Stand to allow anyone Else to have any.
@@CinderellaRaptured333 they should have identified as " undocumented migrants "
I agree 💯! When I heard about what happened, I was so upset 😢
Tons of people moved up north to retire. Africans, Somalians, Venezuelans, Colombians, Guatemalans, Mexicans and etc.
👏👍🤭
And they retire with a lot of wealth, mainly ours.
Nice.
👍 well played.
That's all the worst humans on the planet.
Trump Called His Garbage Truck " Garbage Force 1 "
Oh, that's funny 😂😂
Yeah. Also what the Democrats call all of his voters.
@@JGComments That's because their voters are not legal.
Well, I laughed so I guess I have to do the punishment. Oh, this should be easy, I’ve had the same mustache since 1971. First punishment, I’ve actually done.
@JGComments which is why mature people vote Republican
Goodluck on Tuesday my American friends. God bless you all.
Roger that! And Tally! Ho!
Thank you. God willing.
I don't believe in luck, but we've been praying since the steal.
You too my friend thank you
47 likes !!!🫶🙏🍀
A German friend said, “The difference between the US and the EU is that in the US, companies can put an additive in food until the FDA proves it’s unsafe. In the EU, companies can’t put it [an additive] in anything until it’s proven to be safe.”
Your German friend is wrong. AI summary of the process: The United States Food and Drug Administration (FDA) is responsible for ensuring the safety of food additives, which are substances added to food to enhance its quality, appearance, or shelf life. The FDA evaluates the safety of food additives through a rigorous process, which includes:
Petition Review: Manufacturers submit petitions to the FDA, providing scientific data and information on the safety and intended use of the additive.
Safety Assessment: The FDA reviews the petition and conducts its own safety assessment, considering factors such as:
How the body metabolizes the additive
Potential health risks, including acute and chronic effects
Exposure levels and potential for accumulation in the body
Vulnerable populations, such as pregnant women and children
Authorization: If the FDA determines the additive is safe, it issues a regulation authorizing its use in food. The regulation specifies the types of foods in which the additive can be used, maximum usage levels, and labeling requirements.
he is not 100% right... glyphosate is still legal in EU 🤬
They can make you eat the bugs
That’s exactly why I don’t like donating anything these people. They have $200 fingernails $500 tattoos two hundred dollar haircuts. Tell them to think about someone else before their selves
My local elementary school does a weekly food drive and women just like this are lined up down the street in their leased cars loading up on free food. They also show up for the winter coat drives and get into screaming and fist fights while grabbing as many coats as the can
And a one thousand dollar phone that they buy every year....
Their
And nice SUVs in line at the food pantry
@macharrington7733 same thing for the street and parking lot at the low income housing.
"Can you explain these gaps on your resume?"
Best answer:
"I'm sorry. Its classified."
My dad retired and moved back to Michigan. When asked why after swearing he never would due to cold weather, his response was "the cold and snow ain't bad when you don't have to drive in it for work five days a week".
Yep. Last winter I did not drive anywhere for 8 days. Did not even clear driveway. Barely got over zero F all week. Next cold snap I was out of state. Airlines messed up from cold, storm. I stayed 4 more days. Instead of trying to start car parked 2 weeks in sub zero at 10pm. I got to hurried car at 1pm in 35F temps.
@ I’m retired in northern Michigan from NC and Virginia. I love it. I too don’t do snow removal. That’s what 4x4s are for!
Not having to go out in it to work does make winters more fun. I live in Alaska and we are in our 70s. We go out between winter storms and then just stay home when the weather is bad. I have an old beater pickup with a decent plow to clear our driveway. I also plow my son’s next door and another neighbor. I was just out on the snowmobile packing trails around our house.
"Hypothermia isn't all that bad once you get used to it."
@@Maddog3060 it’s often easier to creat heat then cold. Long as temps above zero or above at night. Decent shelter, clothing you can be ok.
Justice for Peanut 🐿️
Justice for Fred 🦝
and Harambe 🦍
Justice for actual humans that get put in prison or killed by the govt
My daughter is in 5th grade and they play dodgeball all the time, its her favorite sport.
Last year for the last week of 4th grade, they had all the 4th grade classes compete against each other and her class won every event. The last event was dodgeball and it actually got to where she was the last person left against 4 other kids, on of them was a girl that tries to bully her. My daughter survived and got them all out and hit her would be bully in the face for the game winning out and had the whole 4th grade cheering her on while she did it. She came home super proud.
I'll take things that never happened for 10 points lol
@franciswinters-mccallan2504 ok bro. I guess her teachers and friends are all liars too. I'll take douchebags with talentless kids for 10 points.
@franciswinters-mccallan2504 Yeah, my kid, her teachers, and her classmates are all liars. I'll take haters with talentless children for 10 points.
Shoot, I'm proud of her!
My daughter got to serve an ace off of the face of a girl that was mean to her. It was a great day for her too!
We called dodgeball “Smear the non-hetero kid”.
Y'all i was a tomboy for several years..i had brothers...they made me tough and i love em for it!! I'm all woman with 3 daughters and 3 Grandbabies! Happy Happy Happy!!❤❤❤
Yup, my sister (only girl) had four brothers on a farm and did most everything! Much to moms consternation she wasn't into housework at all but that all changed once she became a mother and now grandmother she's a real "Suzy homemaker"!
Same here. As a woman, 5 brothers growing up. I have zero tolerance for the female drama circle! God Bless the male influence in my life.🇺🇸😁
My wife, grew up with 7 brothers. She was the middle child so at least for a few years she got to dish out some punishment of her own. ;-)
Same here! 13 nieces, 4 grand nieces, step daughter, daughter in law, two daughters, granddaughter and in 2025 I’m having a grandson!
@maryjane4432 Congrats on the boy!!!!💙
I was a huge tomboy growing up. I thank G-d this was before the Transhausen by Proxy era.
What's wrong with spelling God?
@@albcleanthank you that was my first thought. You ashamed of GOD..GOD be ashamed of You!!
@@albclean Many people believe that using the word "God" in that way is "Taking the Lord's name in vain", and therefore unacceptable. I'm no mind reader, but I'd guess @merryhineline7781 either feels that way, or is trying to respect the sensibilities of people who do feel that way.
@@albcleanMaybe because of the Tubes. Seems focused more on some people then others. Like I can't say anyform of the name for the 👹
@@albclean commie tube is anti God
Justice 4 Peanut.
Vote for less government
AKA Less HOA /Strata weirdos in government.
You know the people who want to control ever aspect of your life.
THAT'S CALLED TYRANNY AND THERE WAS AN AMENDMENT THAT ADRESSES THAT...
So great to hear your voice about this squirrel while you couldn't care less about real politics.
@@stejer211 It’s good that you are okay with such small problems getting the full force of government while the real matters get ignored.
@stejer211
You want REAL politics. How about tons of criminals doing redrum, the big R etc. Not a liberal finger lifted. One rescued squirrel and every agency is out at a rescue farm threating a legal immigrant with deportation. But illegals who are lifetime hardened criminals nothing.
If you are sick of backwards policy that says a pet squirrel is a major problem but redrum gangs are okay dokay
You need to vote the idiots out. Yes women and children losing their lives to criminals no one will put in jail is REAL politics. Can't get any more real.
@@oldjarhead386 So basically you agree with me?
5:13 yep, maintaining nails like that are EXPENSIVE. No tears from me.
Expensive.
And also proves your god given hands do nothing productive
RIP Peanut the 🐿
Don't forget Fred
@docequis9796 and Fred the 🦝
Don’t forget Fred 🦝.
I did. I retired and moved from Southern California to Northern Idaho. Best thing I ever did.
A neighbor of mine moved from southern California to Montana. I went to Texas.
We left the LA area for Northwest Washington. No looking back!
Do you live Underground like a wild potato?
I'd be willing to bet your objections were based on considerations other than weather.
@jeffersonsharp2292 Exactly. Plus I like seasons.
The HP meme should have said "remotely" not "manually". The idea that HP snuck into their house to disable the printer manually is WAY more disturbing! 😂
but still possible! lol
Avoid HP printers like the plague. They hold you hostage with subscriptions just so you can print. It's absolute thievery. Plus, everything you want to print goes through their cloud, so any sensitive information you print is also compromised.
Don't put it past them.
Dodgeball was known as "smear the queer" in the 1970s. 😂
We played STQ but it definitely wasn’t dodgeball
My dad is 68 years old and he's told me that when he was growing up, they didn't have a lot of fast food places to begin with and they rarely ate out anyway. Same with sugar. He said his family had a prime rib or pot roast on Sundays followed by cake and ice cream ONLY on Sundays.
@@WhateverDude38 We were a family of 3 and my mom bought a 6-pack of soda pop ONCE a week. Everybody got two a week...total. It was a treat, not an everyday thing. BTW was bottles back then...not cans.
@@macharrington7733 aww yeah, my dad told me about the bottled milk and how everything tasted better back then. For a short while a few years ago we were able to find Mountain Dew with real sugar in the glass bottles at a convenience store, but they're gone now.
@@WhateverDude38 It did taste better...cokes were 8 ounces and very strong compared to now which always seems watered down. Milk came in glass jugs they put in an insulated box on your porch early in the morning. The bottles were recycled and used again. A lot of things are not as good.
I am 60 yrs old. I can tell you that when I was a kid the milk man came every other day because I used to wait on the porch for him. It was a big deal to get the milk because it made me feel like a grown up. Also the mail ran twice a day, once in the morning and once in the evening. It was a rare occasion that we got soda pop or potato chips or things like that. We ate things out of our garden that we grew ourselves as did most of our neighbors. As far as meat, we ate whatever was on sale that week. I also got to lick and paste the stamps into my mothers S&H green stamps book and I believe the other one was called Top Value stamps. They were yellow and fat and the S&H stamps were green and skinny. We got 2 pairs of shoes a year, ones for school & church and the other for other activities but in reality we ran around barefoot all summer long and only wore shoes to school and church and when it got cold. We had to eat whatever was for dinner whether we liked it or not and we werent allowed to leave the table until it was all gone because according to my parent people in china were starving and we better be thankful for what we have. It was not pleasant on liver night and oh how I despised peas and lima beans...and I still hate them to this day..lol. Well there are a thousand things I could tell you of how different it was back then but I cant post all that here. Thanks for reading my book.
When we were on Family Feud Louie Anderson asked “name something you look through with one eye”
My sister said “Binoculars”
😑 We lost.
She was almost right😁. Sounds like she might've been a little excited and just blurted out something you look through with the eyes, or something like that.
How many of these things are there? Usually they like to have 5 or 6 items on Family Feud, but after telescope, microscope, and kaleidoscope, most of the others are pretty specialized. Maybe gun scope is separate from telescope. What's that thing the doctor uses to look in your ear? Otoscope?
I will never forget when Richard Dawson was the host and the final round had a question of "what month does a woman start showing her pregnancy." The woman answered September and everyone about fell over and she was baffled!
@@cathoderaytube7497actually..
She tried describing a microscope (you use it in school) (it makes small things big) and Louie said “Five seconds left” so she blurted out BINOCULARS!!! 😆 some people actually gasped in the audience.
@@grizzlygrizzleMy cousin was up, he said telescope which was the number 3 answer. It went to me, I said peephole, number 1 answer. Then it went to my sister….
A little Zeducation before church. It doesn't get much better than this
Make sure you throw me in a prayer while there.
I have to watch after I go so I'm not giggling to myself remembering the juicy memes while in the pew!
Same😂
My wife and I had to quit watching before ⛪️ church. Kept causing us to walk in late . 😮
I was born, raised and have lived for many years in Northeastern Maryland. One hot and humid day in Houston and every July day in Kansas, as well as one arctic winter week in Indiana have kept me determined to remain forever hereafter in Maryland.
6:03 there are no bacteria strong enough to infect a man that has been sleeping on this type of pillow since puberty.
FYI everyone,
Chuck Norris doesn’t go hunting.
Chuck Norris goes killing.
Hunting implies there’s a chance of failure.
And he doesn't go "fishing" either. He goes "Catching".
He hunts deer using only kung fu.
He doesn't go killing, he chooses to let some live.
Chuck Norris can beat the sun in a staring contest.
Hunting implies you have to find the animals.
The animals willingly go to him.
I'm from the south, and I retired early at age 47, and have no intention of moving anywhere north of Tennessee, not a chance
Tennessee would be moving north for me. I don't even want to move to the northern part of the state I live in.
I'm in beautiful northwest Tennessee - that's more than enuff "north" for me!
I grew up in Rhode Island, went to boarding school in New Hampshire, and spent most of my adult life in Boston and the surrounding area. I move to Georgia a couple of years ago, and honestly, I miss the New England climate, with 4 distinct seasons. They give the year a kind of pacing. I should add that I worked 8-hour-days outdoors for about 25 years, and got used to the weather changes every year. I used to swim in the ocean every New Year's Day. The human body is very adaptable, if you allow it. What's toxic about the climate in the northeast is the political climate.
I call Detroit, the south.
The greatest Family Feud answer ever given was for the question...name something that begins with "pork", and dude said "u-pine" as in porcupine
Is that wrong?
Without a doubt! I remember that episode.
Dinner?
Nah, funniest answer ever was Snoop Dogg during his fast money round...pie in the... and Snoop said horse. Lol 😂😆😂
@@adamschrader328yeah but sure what they expected
Not only are they not planting more trees, they are cutting down trees to make room for solar farms. Aaaaarrrrgghhh!!!
3:03 My favorite Family Feud question & answer was during the Richard Dawson times. This is during Fast Money
Richard: Name an animal with 3 letters in it's name? Bob quickly answers with no hesitation..."Alligator!"
[the rest of the questions are asked] then it's time to reveal the points., Alligator gets a zero... Richard looks
at Bob then asks him "You don't use narcotics... do you Bob?" that was the funniest answer ever
It does have 3 letters plus a few more. Bob knew what he was talking about.
No, they cut them down put up windmills and Blame Cow farts!
Clear-cutting for a greener tomorrow.
And clear for mines to mine for cobalt, lithium, and copper. 😢
Jalo got banged out at the Diddlers!
Michigan here - I work in real estate. Yes, a few people move to Michigan from Florida, etc. They come here because real estate is so much cheaper. Then they experience a year or two of winter, and decide to become "snow birds" instead. Summer in Michigan, winter in Florida. Or else, they move to Michigan to be closer to their grandkids. They'll endure anything for "the grands". ❤
We just sold our rental house because the Indianers aren't coming back. They bought a house because the grands are so missed. I bet come February when they can't go to the beach they will have a rethink!
Winters in Michigan pretty mild these days. No snow. And I live in the northern lower.
BTW moved here from NC and VA. In fact most the people are here are retired and most of them are vets.
Hot dog, armored hot dog.
🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂
He’s a modern stone aged hot dog.
He's a taste right out of history.
Oh I didn't get that ,thanks 👍
I worked with a guy 75 years old. He was taking care of his 95 year old mother. When she dies his plan was to move to Alaska. He already had the land and the cabin.
75 yo waiting to start his own life
💀🥶💀
The shelves in my pantry were just screwed into the drywall most places. Eventually, I had to install some boards corner to corner, anchored into the studs for the shelves to sit on. When repainting the kitchen, we removed all of the shelves, and I decided to pre-emptively fix the remaining two shelves. I took all of the screws out of the wall. Then I heard my daughter flush the toilet upstairs. Water came out of two of the holes in the wall. I cut out all of the drywall in the back of the pantry, and sure enough, there had been two screws in the drainpipe for over 20 years. I got some pipe joints for that size pipe, cut out some sections and glued them over the holes. Then we shimmed the studs in the back of the pantry and installed new drywall. We also figured out they had installed one end of a towel bar in the bathroom on the other side of that wall into the same drainpipe. That wall has a little spot where there is actually a little rectangular hole through the drywall where the patch on the pipe is, with fiberglass tape and a little bit of spackle over it.
Always use a stud finder, and when you find something, do a test hole just barely over the thickness of the drywall first.
I work in a hospital. The screws holding a TP roll dispenser go into the bathroom wall, including tile and out the other side into a paper towel dispenser in an exam room. Everything has to be secure enough for a 400 lb. adult pushing their weight against it as they get up, so they use really big long screws. Maybe a little too long.
and you guys thought they arrested Diddy to put him in jail ... no, they just wanted to have all his tapes, so they can blackmail those 'celebrities'
So like Epstine with tapes on politicians
AND to destroy the evidence against musicians, movie stars, media personalities... and ESPECIALLY Democratic politicians !!
@@DonalldArmentor yes the eyes at the sea got it all now eh. How do we beat this situation. Anyone with any knowledge all are very depressed and Sui Sides. 😢
Yeah, Diddy sold 500 mill worth of copies. 😂
Or to find and hide Kamala's tape?
my weary soul was uplifted and Zeducated. I am ready for this wild week. Good people post here. God bless you all and your loved ones.
Re: hospital sign… I worked in a small community hospital and you would not believe the number of visitors who came to “visit” a patient only to follow the doctor out of the room to tell him how sick they were and ask for a prescription! It’s meant for those folks. Because, unfortunately, some people are NOT blessed with common sense!🙄😖😤
Your yelling dad sneeze is strong. It will only become more powerful with age and multiplying offspring. Welcome to fatherhood.
Zed- "Where do you see yourself in 50 years"
Me- Dead
My dad worked for the government, we got transferred one January. It was 80° when we left Jacksonville, FL pulling a boat behind our station wagon. After two and a half days of travel, most of it through a blizzard, we arrived on the northern border of VT. It was -35° and there was 4ft of snow on the ground. As soon as I was able, I moved to GA and I've never been back.
23:57
When I lived in North Carolina, I kept hearing about ½ backs. These are people from New York who retired and moved to Florida, didn't like it, and came ½ way back and settled in North Carolina.
Thank the Good Lord they left Florida. Sorry about your luck.
Thank The Good Lord they left. Sorry about your luck NC.
Sorry about your luck NC. But I'm glad they left Florida
I’m in NC and we have plenty of New Yorkers. Please don’t send more, or anyone from Cali. We are full or digging out from under mudslides.
When Chuck Norris stumbles in his step, the Planet Earth says to him, "Sorry, My Bad."
The Vikings are choking like Justin Bieber at a Diddy party.😂
You, sir, win today. 😂
He was an unsupervised minor at those parties and given drugs. You are an absolute pig of a person.
You’re disgusting. He was a minor.
Ouch !
@@scott931 not sure why you can say that but me telling you that it’s disgusting has been removed multiple times. You should be ashamed. He was a minor.
I worked a Toys for Tots warehouse when I was in the Marines. We rotated shifts in there organizing toys by age group and type, and also standing guard outside the building. People in the community find out what's going on in there and they come by asking for handouts, and it doesn't work like that. The Marines take the toys from the drop boxes and events, they go to a warehouse, and then the toys are given to charitable organizations and churches who then hand them to the people associated with their group who are in need.
Anyway, this happened a lot. People coming by to ask for toys and stuff and the people standing guard would have to turn people away, pretty much all day long. Pretty depressing. Well, I was on guard duty with this salty-ass E6 once, and this lady drove up in a decked out Lexus, loud ass bassy music playing. She walks over to us, and I notice she's got a Gucci handbag, she's got long nails, and a gold grill encrusted with diamonds in her mouth. She walks up to us and says "Lemme in, I need to get toys for my kids for Christmas". I tried to explain that these aren't for the public, and that if she is in need of help, to work with one of the affiliated organizations. She cut me off and said "I don't wanna hear that shit, gimme some toys for my kids". And I started to talk again, and the E6 next to me says "Ma'am, my LCPL here just explained to you that we don't give out toys here. Maybe you could sell your teeth and have some spending money for your children. Please leave."
I was in awe of his no-fucksiness.
11:44 who else immediately started solving it? 🖐️
45?
@@jaegercat6702Yes. I def did it, out of curiosity.
I bought 37 Brother laser printers on sale over a decade ago, because the printer on sale was 1/3 the price of the toner cartridge and 1/2 the price of the photo drum.
They were $43 each w/ tax at the time. So it was kind of spendy at $1600.
BUT you need to average that out over 14 years AND 187k pages printed!
I still have 3 of them left in the box. Best printer investment I ever made.
Smart! I loved those printers!
I ones had such a printer, a HP, best ever, I also found printer ink on sale, printed for years for under $50😂
You realize many printers come with *starter ink cartridges *? My wife’s printer goes by date. Outdated cartridges are not excepted. I bought a refill kit. It worked many times. +4 refills per cartridge. Printer died. New one rejected refilled cartridge.
@@larsharris
They said toner. It's a laser. Toner doesn't dry up, so they don't have use by dates.
Before watching this video I would like to thank Tyler for this great channel. If things take a turn for the worse and these are the last 2 days of Zeducation before they remove it (you know why), let's just enjoy the good time we've had.
Yep. More at risk than anyone realizes. Just IMAGINE what will happen with our "justice system" if the Marxist is installed. Or the Supreme Court.
His channel is getting nuked?
I don't know why there is a chance of it being removed.
Good sign to tell anyone considering going into that hospital what to expect.For me going into any hospital would require that I be unconscious.
Yeah, cause if I'm conscious, I'll say "No way".
Same. Same
Don't you know it me too.
Fact: more people die in hospitals than any other kind of building.
Algae makes the most oxygen on earth, not trees.
When we played dodge ball back in the late sixties, we used small balls inflated as high as possible. Called it “slobberknocker” because if you got hit in the face it would knock the slobber out of you.😁
The nail lady obviously didn't spend her money on spelling classes
Willful ignorance
There, their, they're...
😢
Hi Zed, always been a big fan.
Listen I know it's not your normal thing, but if you could mention peanut the squirrel I feel like you could reach a lot of people and maybe help bring justice to people who need it.
Much ❤
Dude there was an innocent man who just got raided and offed by the ATF fuck that squirrel lol
I have NEVER understood the female obsession with artificial claws. The most recent figures I could find stated that women in the US spent $ 8.6 BILLION at nail parlors in 2018.
As a woman, got no time to waste on that frivolity.
haha Don't even want to deal w/ the techninian, let alone pay and tip them
If you have long fake nails, you don't work. I learned the hard way that I paid for those mani-pedi's for those who don't work...and a few of their young daughters. I could never afford to have it done.
I just realized the perfect thing to say to a woman with those fake claws: "You'll poke your eye out, kid!". Especially around Christmas time.
65 years and have never had a manicure. Those claws are ridiculously hideous. Who does that?
A song for hunting season
It's the second week of deer camp
And all the guys are here
We drink, play cards, and shoot the bull
But never shoot no deer
The only time we leave the camp
Is when we go for beer
The second week of deer camp
Is the greatest time of year
Second Week of Deer Camp song by Da Yoopers
Dodge ball in the 80's... You knew it was an awesome throw if the ball rang when it hit someone. 😅
There was always that one hit where everyone stopped for a second to look to see if the person was still alive. Ah, the good old days.
"Things men do that upset women" 1) Anything that doesn't directly contribute to their own happiness.
BINGO!
Now now boys, be nice
Facts. I believe that there do exist great women out there but man......Dontcha love that way they can act like it's totally normal to just all of a sudden, drop all interest in you because you just didn't check off one box that they had in mind? Now, there's no future with her because of something you didn't even get?
@@jacquisouza5008 some damaged folks on this one
Dachshunds were bread to kill badgers so chainmail just makes sense
There’s a different kind of fight in Springfield...
Badgers??? I don't need no stinkin' badgers !!!!
A dachshund really would be a hot dog in Springfield.
@@elultimo102you beat me to it
There is no way a Dachshund could kill a badger.
You're a talented creator, seriously!
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I laughed as soon as i read the heading in video capture image!🤣
I teach and coach at a small rural high school in Virginia. We just held a dodge ball tournament in the school as a fundraiser for our Baseball program. You'd be amazed at how many students turned out to pay the entry fee and play. The students and teachers were loving the action.
4:25 If Trump wins, perhaps, he could appoint Alex Jones as the director of the CIA.
Either him or a Kennedy. Would be hilarious either way
Just IMAGINE what will happen with our "justice system" if the Marxist is installed. Or the Supreme Court.
I think Trump should release the hidden information on the Kennedy assassination. But I don't think the CIA would ever allow that
Oh that would be justice 😂
@@travist.7279 they deleted my reply about jfk assassination but still got notifications of new posts
No-shave November is already going poorly. I feel like my zipper is a magnet for hairs. No fun.
😂
LOL 😆 put some underwear on you psycho 😱
Are you talking about chest hair?
Comments censored 😞
Wearing well fitting underwear solves that problem.
I would have gotten the T-shirt for the degree, but Kamala hasn't offered student debt forgiveness to me.
3:00 I saw a contestant respond, "Porcupine" when asked for something that follows pork.
RIP Peanut and Fred.
That cowch is udderly ridiculous.
This is the most underrated comment. Hahahahahahaha!
If Tyler sees this face is going to be so red with rage. "That's stupid, grow up."
@@jeffersonsharp2292 He's playing a high steaks game.
@@jeffersonsharp2292 He'll have beef with me for sure.
America: No Shave November
Australia: Movember
39 years in Virginia, retired in Ohio in 2019. Love it!
that was a latteral move. you went from kinda south to kinda north.
That kitchen junk drawer is missing the orange handled scissors that were used on everything but we’re never washed.
When Chuck Norris left he's childhood home he told he's father "You're man in the house now."
Can't do the punishment. I have too much Native American blood, and I can't grow anything that remotely resembles a beard.
I think Tyler cheated, and started his moustache in mid-October.
Lol 😆
Well then, you'll have to do it the alternative way. Chi chi chi chia!
You guys traded in the beard genes for epic, thick, strong hair on your heads. You won 😂
@@tarrantwolf Naw, I already have some Chia Leftovers in the fridge.
My birthday the day before 5th so hopefully 🙏🏽 you all get a trump victory
Just IMAGINE what will happen with our "justice system" if the Marxist is installed. Or the Supreme Court.
Loved every min of this vid! You nailed it!
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Get rid of that pillow, it's making you sick. Says the guy that's sick 8-10 times a year. 😂😂
Watching Tyler grow a mustache is like watching a toddler lift weights. Just not gonna work..
He should try No Nut November. That would be a challenge.
Was waiting for the new episode. Got in under the 200 mark lol. Happy Sunday Zed team
The scariest thing I’ve ever seen… is Tyler’s mustache
What mustache?
@@AJStarhiker TheMF's got the eyes of a microscope !
@@ArisAdamas it’ll come. And when it does you will be horrified.
I'm thinking he needs a t-shirt that says, "It's No-shave November, not dirt on my lip!" on the front with "Just Stop!" on the back. Might help him avoid well-intended interventions.
@16:49. As a kid in the 60’s Dodgeball was brutal . Boys and Girls together, girls Played in skirts ! Some were tougher than the Boys and didn’t hold back ! It Was AWESOME My Generation 👍🏻
Yeah, I agree, and we liked it. I see scenes in movies and other media these days that seem to want to portray this era as one dominated by dodgeball games set up by insensitive adult teachers/coaches as some sort of torture routine for the less athletic kids, but that doesn't square with what I recall of those times. Even as third and fourth graders, we would set up dodgeball games on our own initiative practically every recess. These games took place on an outdoor asphalt play area, and included anybody that wanted in. Faculty might watch every now and then, but only got involved if somebody scraped a knee or something and actually complained about it. And, as you say, nobody held back. Just a bunch of little savages having fun.
- Tyler immediately saying: "Get rid of pink; it doesn't even taste that good" explains a lot.
Seriously. Pink is the best
It always leftover except at my grandmas because she likes strawberry I however find it to be the shittiest fruit from the rose family red delicious are pretty shit too but a really crisp one is actually okay
The rooster in front of KFC: "Colonel! I have come to bargain!"
North to Alaska! Retirement is awesome in the 49th state. (Here...every day is no shave November!)
My no-shave started in March 2020 in Juneau. Still in Southeast and still untouched by a razor. I am known as the Tlingit Santa.
12:22 Replanting trees just willy-nilly can actually have some repercussions. Just planting one type of tree over and over in an area is bad for soil nutrient and moisture levels, and can even cause forest fires to become much more common, as well as being easily susceptible to disease or pests. These are called Monoculture forests. If you want to plant more trees, it’s best to plant a large assortment of native trees, and also don’t plant them in rows. Plant them like a normal forest; all over the place and pretty much random.
Thanks for pointing that out. It’s good info. ☺️
Throw the pillow away? What, you never heard of a washing machine? Dry cleaning?
my Mom moved to iceland when she retired, granted,5 years later she was done, and moved to the mountains of Missouri but hey, was defenately the most beautiful place ive ever been to visit
I know someone who has never vaccinated their child, allows the child to play in dirt, uses no “wipes”. The kid hasn’t been sick or had a fever EVER. Just sharing.
Tyler: Do your punishments.
Me: How about no!
Once again it is the season of the Phragmotobia Fuliginosa. Keep up the good work. It will be in full color in no time.🐛
Grammar police. Santa can't bring them "their" presents this year.
Dallas actually has 5 super bowl wins 1971,1977,1992,1993 & 1995 😄🏈
Trees make shade so they must be cut down for solar panels.
3:59 they may be heading to Springfield, Ohio.
17:23 remember dodge ball. No one ever cried because it wasn’t a thing. No one ever suffered a head injury. Result. History changed forever to safe spaces, weak pathetic whiners, trigger warnings, participation trophies. Changed trajectory of the next generations. Bring back real dodge ball again! 🤣
I actually would get that couch
The Cowch?
@ Yes
Happy Sunday! Thank you for the laughs!
My Joker 2 Review--"Why did this turn into La La Land? Stop singing, and start killing somebody!!"
3 Days Zed Members!!!!
I’M SO EXCITED!!
God bless Joe Biden, Tim Walz, Mark Cuban and Cardi B for helping to re-elect President Donald Trump.
Just IMAGINE what will happen with our "justice system" if the Marxist is installed. Or the Supreme Court.
Yes! Alex Jones would be a great director of Conspiracies In America
Have you guys voted yet? If not, you have three days left and you know what to do!!
I feel guilty because I only have about 100 or so memes on my phone.
I’ve never had my nails done, ever. Maybe I’m weird.
I’m losing hope about the Vikings this year. Again.
I live in New Orleans and I was hoping for a Vikings Super Bowl. If you lose to the Lions, you’re not going to the Super Bowl.
Chiefs lost to lions last year week one....just sayin🤞
18:25 Tyler, after 4 kids, I’m going to give you our favorite parenting go-to, “asked and answered”
I say, “did you already ask me? Did I answer you? Then asked and answered.” And they know once we say “asked and answered” they will be in trouble for asking again and it worked from a young age with all of them. As long as there’s always a consequence after that, they will shut their little mouths after we say that magical statement lol. 😂