15:15 Years ago I went to college for the first time as a 43 year old male.... In one course I had a group project with 5 other students. My part of the project was about 5 pages of research with citations, which I gave to the (unqualified) group leader to integrate into the project. But when the presentation was done, she had whittled down my portion to only two sentences. And she didn't even include any citations for the whole project. We got a 74 for the project. I wasn't happy about the grade and talked to the professor after class. I presented my research with citations. She (professor) eventually changed my grade to a 97..... I HATE group projects
I still find it funny that when Biden dropped out, some people put their: “Lets go Brandon” flags at half mast lol 😂. Classic! Also gooood morning Zeducation!
I have friends that are twins born in the late 70’s…. Mom kept the ID bracelets on to tell them apart because they were identical. Mom left one afternoon and dad gave the babies a bath and removed the bracelets. Mom came home freaking out and to this day, the girls both assume they are who they are supposed to be, but no one really knows! 😮😂
We lost power for 4 days after a hurricane. Our small generator would run the washing machine but not the dryer. We set up a clothes line and the neighborhood kids were amazed by our genius. Boy did I feel old.
I only have a washing machine...been air drying for more than a few years now. Let me tell you, during the rainy season, the dryer doesn't work that well
@@missmoneypenny3303 😮oh I’da gone to jail…. I don’t know how you guys can do it up there man, Las Vegas is bad enough for me at least California goes home most of the time!
My granddad was a cop in Dallas back in the distant past. He said if the cook in the barbecue joint wasn't a giant black guy without a shirt, you shouldn't even place your order.
as a whitey I went to an all black BBQ. The dude sprayed apple juice on the ribs as they cooked. then the sauce. never heard of that but they were from BBQ heaven.
I just turned 65 and my brother born after me just turned 63...... the "do not stand on shoulder" meme can't hold a candle to what he and i did when we were 16 and 18....we were out riding around on the backroads of NC when we came up on a "do not pass" sign so we pulled off the road in front of the sign. (U have to understand how people r in small towns in NC) People kept stopping asking if we needed help, to which we would reply, no, its just the sign says do not pass. Some people told us what it was referring to, some laughed, many called us idiots. Eventually a cop stopped and asked us what was the problem, were we out of gas. We replied with the usual, "no, the sign says do not pass." He told us to move along, to which my brother asked if he would give us a police escort passed the sign so we didnt get in trouble. The cop said, "no, but i will give u a police escort to the police station where we can call your parents to come down and get u and the car when they have it towed because u think u r funny and see if they think u r funny as well." We still laugh about that today and have told the story to our kids, their love interests and our grandkids. BTW we did think it was funny.
My older sister asked me once, when I was about 6 years old, she asked "why is dad driving past the DO NOT PASS sign?" I had to explain it to her. So while you think it's funny, I had to grow up with her, which was not funny. She was smart enough to blame me for everything though.
When I got out of the Air Force and received my DD-214 after 25 years the biggest thing I remember during the first few months is having momentary panics that I didn't have my hat when leaving a building, then realizing that I didn't need to anymore.
I stopped paying attention to pop culture when half of it was calling the president a nasse and saying they would leave the country if he were reelected and I'm not even talking about Trump... This was decades ago at this point.
On a serious note, my husband's cousin just passed away after a lifetime of eating nothing but fast food and Mountain Dew. They actually thought it was cute that he drank Mountain Dew in his bottle as a baby. He passed away from heart issues and renal failure. He weighed nearly 500 pounds at the time of his death. He was 26. He was a fantastic musician and one of the kindest souls ever put on this earth, and he's gone. Y'all, please eat better.
As someone who worked in the "film business" for 23 years, I can tell you why all you see are sequels or remakes....it's not just money, it the fact that there is very few original ideas left in the business. Everything is just woke everything else.
@@antonbruce1241 I wish they would cast Hugh Jackman as a Dirty Harry Callahan character and do a throw back movie or a modern one wherein he could be Harry's grandson or something.
As someone who gets a lot of entertainment from Mexiacan media and japanase media seems to me like the problem of original ideas is unique to the English speaking countries
I'm a female and that stick that looked like a sword was amazing. But, I've always been strange. Much love from Canada (within 100 miles from the border haha)
I recall that criticism back then. Then there is the fact that it looks more like a house in the suburbs, than a grimy prewar city dwelling on a 25 foot lot.
Then, there was the "Roseanne" house----4 bedroom on a corner lot. And, Dan was "under-employed" during most of the series. I always call this, "American-Dream Propaganda".
My dog was sitting on my lap snoozing away when the "game over, your dog won" meme was shown. She woke up and tilted her head back and I swear she flashed a little grin at me. I swear that dogs and dog toy companies have an unspoken mutual understanding.
My favorite thing about kamala is that she and her minions trying to convince all of us that she is an outsider seemingly forgetting that we KNOW that she is about as inside the dc swamp as is humanly possible
@dawnfire82 um, no. The housing bubble was created and burst under W. Obama then bailed the banks out early in his presidency. Think. There is evil and incompetence on both sides.
She is a wonder isn't she?! Like, I wonder how she can say a thousand words and not a single coherent sentence comes out. Grammar is on point but it makes zero sense. It's quite impressive actually. She's like the filler words on some 8 years old final paper😅
As a Texan, the BBQ meme doesn't surprise me. When you live down here, you realize that there is no end to the lies and slander you have to endure from the other less awesome states.
@@j.walker3498 when I cook a marinated brisket for six hours over a charcoal (indirect heat after the sear) its grilled. When I make what Yankees call a "pulled pork sandwich" in the kitchen it's barbecue.
@@JesseJurun just because you call it that doesn't make it true. You can't change the definition of a word and tell someone else they have it wrong. Literally not metaphoriclly.
Read water meters for a brief time in a city where many houses had the meter in the basement. 3 things: people that wanted me to take my boots off or wear the surgical covers over them, there are people who don’t let the dog out and don’t clean up after it, and once I went into a basement where the floor was covered with bugs and I swear I saw a centipede/cockroach hybrid.
19:25 While living in Texas several years ago, in the small town I lived in there was a beer and alcohol delivery service. I never ended up using the service but talked to the guy doing it. People he knew would call him for an order and he would go get it and charge 15% on top of the cost. He had just started doing it for his neighbor, but word got out and he ended up doing it as a full time job. He only dealt with people after seeing their ID and only in that town. He said that most of the customers were older people that couldn't get around well, but there were some on house arrest as well....
The shotgun is in the toy is to teach the kids to double tap. You're a doctor and patient passes away but then gets back up, that's a zombie and you gotta put them down. Survival training.
People always forget that doctors make real money stitching up or dealing with criminals under the radar. The shotgun is just in case it's a undercover fed. 😂
2:36 Near where I live, there is a short road that connects two very long country highways. If you don't take this road to from one highway to the other one, you have to travel 18 miles in one direction to where they meet in order to switch from one to the other, or 37 miles in the other direction to the next crossover road to switch between them. Many people live on these highways and commonly have to travel between them in that area. On the short road that connects them, there is a short bridge (about 7 feet long). A flood damaged the small bridge so the State spent money to get it fixed. It was supposed to take a week to be repaired. They removed the top structure and removed the support columns. Then they replaced the support columns with new ones that were stronger, but stopped there. It's been that way for 18 YEARS now.... The State has been sued several times now over not finishing it and the State has been ordered by the court to finish it and has been continuously fined each day by the court until it gets finished starting about the 6th year, yet the State still continues to do nothing. So taxpayers are footing the bill for the fines AND it's still not fixing the 7 foot bridge that was half built..... All the while the people that live there have to drive the long way around just to get to work or go grocery shopping, wasting gas and any damage to the environment that extra driving is doing....
Since the taxpayers are paying for it anyways, I'd hire my own construction crew to do it and bill the government for it.😂 That's insanity. I can almost guarantee that they received the money to debit but just put most of it in their own pockets.
The best part about a non-parent instructing a parent how to discipline an child is watching their faces when the child explains why they are talking through their butts!
13:53 My wife and I had several fights about this. If my feet have made it to the couch, she can't ask me to do anything for at least 1.5 hours. She did want to abide by this, so I started asking her to do things the moment she laid down in bed... It only took about 20 times before she started understanding....
Idk. I went through a lot to get where I was from 18-30 and rolled the dice on an uncertain future getting out. That dd214 & walking off base the last time felt pretty heavy to me. I reflect on that time quite a bit 25 years later.
My favorite inspirational message posted in a nuclear power station office ; "You MATTER, unless you're traveling at twice the speed of light then, you ENERGY."
I’m not a scientist but I have been thinking about that equation since I was 12. I may not understand it that well but I know the c2 of the equation is the speed of light multiplied by the speed of light not just twice. If the sign guys work in a nuclear plant, I’m a bit concerned.
@@melindadurchholz3738 I believe you're correct, I suppose I'll have to find another "favorite" inspirational message/poster, probably one incorporating kittens. I'm retired now or I would point that out to the Shift Manager, but don't be concerned, nuclear plant operators are highly trained professionals, almost to the point of ridiculous.
As a teen in the 80s, I remember Louie Anderson doing standup and saying "compared to our parents saying that they had to walk 5 miles to school everyday, what are we gonna tell OUR kids? That back in my day we didn't even have cable?" And everyone in the audience laughed hysterically "HaHaHa!, that's so funny!". (Because it WAS funny then). And sure enough, what are we telling our kids 40 years later? That we didn't have cable and only had 3 channels. Except now it's not funny anymore. And our kids find it hard to believe. You know you're living in a 1st World country when you have to brag about how hard it was living without cable, and it not even be considered humorous.
Our ex prime minister here in the UK (Rishi Sunak) literally just used the same "I was poor growing up" story.... him and his family didn't have SKY Tv (internet cable service here) growing up. 🤦♂
24:36 , the same thing with Homer Simpson. He works at a nuclear power plant (which has been salvaged by history as being more beneficial for power than solar), had three kids and lives in a two-storey house with 3.5 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms, a living room, dining room, kitchen, and a garage (car hold) along with two cars for himself and Marge. And he was considered bottom of the barrel back then?!
@@KO-lw4lo Yeah... I'm 71 yr old woman, did some college team fencing, and I would totally compliment my man for finding something like that. Not all women are sticks in the mud 😄
9:56 This is like when she says they will collect more property taxes when she makes it easier for new home owners. Kamala someone is already paying property taxes on those properties, there will be no increase!😅😅
24:36 , I said this in another comment, but it's the same thing with Homer Simpson. He works at a nuclear power plant (which has been salvaged by history as being more beneficial for power than solar), had three kids and lives in a two-storey house with 3.5 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms, a living room, dining room, kitchen, and a garage (car hold) along with two cars for himself and Marge. And he was considered bottom of the barrel back then?!
It just would not feel right to me, if I didn’t watch Zed while I was making my Sunday morning breakfast! Also, thank you for saying “four” instead of 16:00. American here!
Worst whooping I got as a kid was when I put my mom's cast iron skillet in the dishwasher. I got the family history of the skillet with every lash. Good times, good times.
I was taught to care for it when I was still young enough to be doing dishes on a chair because I was still too small to reach the water handles. We didn't get a dishwasher untill I moved out of the house!
Cast irons should be cleaned and do not have flavor. "Seasoned" means non stick. Not spice nor flavor. Why would you want your stir fry to taste like barbeque? Dish washer was a bad decision though. Rusty cast iron is easily salvaged with sanding and a new seasoning layer. Look up how to season cast iron. Spoiler - it's not flavor.
As a southerner, that BBQ map is trash. So much good stuff outside of that green circle. Also, there were 151 original Pokemon, but Mew was only accessible by exploiting the game code or receiving it at an official event. Most of us just did the glitch.
7:01 As a father of 5 and now grandfather of 3 (so far), being a parent is a contest of conflicting wills between the parents and children from the time they start walking until they move out of the parents' house.... After that the adult children start to understand from the parents' point of view, until they finally apologize to the parents and become friends with the parents... Which may take decades if they're stupid....
Normally people talk about the sauce more or if it's a dry rub . Texas can't seem to let go of the Mexican part . I prefer Memphis BBQ and a dry rub . Every time I had bbq in TX it was just spicy, filled with more fat than meat and beyond too greasy . Just depends on what ya like . Zed talked about the bread for the Memphis BBQ LoL .... Also tells me it was in a not so good area and he probably shouldn't have stopped in there . 😂 Texas Ft Worth Stockyards..still #1 steaks I've ever had!
@@lorireed8046 You evidently just went to the wrong places then. Texas has some of the best BBQ there is. No Tex-Mex to the BBQ. We do have some excellent Tex-Mex food and original Mexican food too.
I have multiple good BBQ joints around me giving me the options for white bread, wheat whole grain bread (you have to ask for this one), toast, garlic bread, Texas toast, cornbread, sweet cornbread, multigrain cornbread (this is an abomination), rolls, butter rolls, sweet rolls, rice, tortillas, sourdough bread, sourdough toast, and sourdough garlic toast. Having tried all of them I gotta say, the restaurant that had the Sourdough toast, toast, white bread, and garlic toast restaurant is the best one imo. Though props to the one that has rice as an option for those who can’t eat bread… they also have mixed veggies for those who can’t have rice either, but I felt that veggies shouldn’t count for the discussion in question.
I visit my daughter in Texas so I’ve had BBQ there. One of the most popular items which also gets sold out for Thanksgiving dinners is creamed corn. I’m not that big of a fan but I do like the corn bread with honey butter.
Tyler's reaction to becoming a civilian again was totally different from mine. When I left the Air Force, I thought, "Wow. I am not special anymore. I used to have a special calling, a sacred duty that I took seriously, and now I'm just an ordinary Joe." It didn't depress me, but a sense of purpose was lost.
Truth, It hit me when I went my best friends funeral after retirement. A group of dudes were wearing their dress blues and I walked up to talk. I immediately felt like I was no longer “in the club”.
3 Rules for dealing with Zeducation: Rule 1. Click on the latest video. Rule 2. Immediately click the Like button. Rule 3. Lose, and don't do the punishment with a smirk on your face.
Melt 1 cup candy corn, stir in 1 cup peanut butter. Chill. Roll into balls & cover with melted chocolate chips. Homemade butter fingers. Candy corn challenge accepted.
7:25 You're poor when you discover that you can make 1/2 a PBJ sandwich (without the "J") by using the bread to wipe clean the inside of the peanut butter jar.
15:15
Years ago I went to college for the first time as a 43 year old male.... In one course I had a group project with 5 other students. My part of the project was about 5 pages of research with citations, which I gave to the (unqualified) group leader to integrate into the project. But when the presentation was done, she had whittled down my portion to only two sentences. And she didn't even include any citations for the whole project. We got a 74 for the project. I wasn't happy about the grade and talked to the professor after class. I presented my research with citations. She (professor) eventually changed my grade to a 97..... I HATE group projects
... and groups hate you.
We carry the weight. We will survive,the slackers won't.
I still find it funny that when Biden dropped out, some people put their: “Lets go Brandon” flags at half mast lol 😂. Classic! Also gooood morning Zeducation!
If I had one of those flags, I would have done it, too. 😂
He has been on vacation since he dropped out.
I’ll eat candy corn when Tyler wears the real AOC hoodie. :)
Now I know why Dave’s not here.
I will too!! Tyler, do it! I’ll eat a BIG bag of candy corn if you do it!
I like candy corn.
I love candy corn. As I have an allergy to chocolate
For me it's when he backs up his election claims with facts.
In public around his home town
I love how Tyler clarifies "Quentin Tarantino, the director...", like there's another Quentin Tarantino we're gonna get him confused with
There was 'The Beatles Guy' fracas. Perhaps he's oversteering now.
@@davidcooke8005 Quentin Tarantino was in The Beatles?
Most younger people have no clue who he is. Also old people don't either. I have never in my 70 years seen a movie directed by him.
@@Anelipka no, but kurt russell was 😊
Nah, as a father of two boys…CONTROL YOUR CHILDREN, HAVE A DAMN BACKBONE AND FOLLOW THROUGH ON YOUR THREATS.
agree. had one boy. once they know you dont follow thru you are cooked.
And keep your threats Real. ❤
I have friends that are twins born in the late 70’s…. Mom kept the ID bracelets on to tell them apart because they were identical. Mom left one afternoon and dad gave the babies a bath and removed the bracelets. Mom came home freaking out and to this day, the girls both assume they are who they are supposed to be, but no one really knows! 😮😂
You had me at "I have friends..."
You're an inspiration to us all...
I was thinking, does it really matter? Unless one of them has some sort of allergy.
That's hilarious😂
They used to tattoo dots on their feet.
Did you see the episode of My Three Sons where someone washes off the dots on the bottom the the triplets’ feet?
We lost power for 4 days after a hurricane. Our small generator would run the washing machine but not the dryer. We set up a clothes line and the neighborhood kids were amazed by our genius. Boy did I feel old.
😢 😂😂😂❤
I only have a washing machine...been air drying for more than a few years now. Let me tell you, during the rainy season, the dryer doesn't work that well
Had DJT bumper sticker on my car, went into the grocery store, came out to a hand written note on my car .. saying , 'I'm a looser' .. 😂
I love in Seattle, I had a TRUMP sticker on my car, they broke out all my windows.
@@missmoneypenny3303
😮oh I’da gone to jail…. I don’t know how you guys can do it up there man, Las Vegas is bad enough for me at least California goes home most of the time!
the angry ignorant left
The tolerant left doesn’t seem to be very educated.
Get a grip!
My granddad was a cop in Dallas back in the distant past. He said if the cook in the barbecue joint wasn't a giant black guy without a shirt, you shouldn't even place your order.
as a whitey I went to an all black BBQ. The dude sprayed apple juice on the
ribs as they cooked. then the sauce. never heard of that but they were
from BBQ heaven.
I just turned 65 and my brother born after me just turned 63...... the "do not stand on shoulder" meme can't hold a candle to what he and i did when we were 16 and 18....we were out riding around on the backroads of NC when we came up on a "do not pass" sign so we pulled off the road in front of the sign. (U have to understand how people r in small towns in NC) People kept stopping asking if we needed help, to which we would reply, no, its just the sign says do not pass. Some people told us what it was referring to, some laughed, many called us idiots. Eventually a cop stopped and asked us what was the problem, were we out of gas. We replied with the usual, "no, the sign says do not pass." He told us to move along, to which my brother asked if he would give us a police escort passed the sign so we didnt get in trouble. The cop said, "no, but i will give u a police escort to the police station where we can call your parents to come down and get u and the car when they have it towed because u think u r funny and see if they think u r funny as well." We still laugh about that today and have told the story to our kids, their love interests and our grandkids. BTW we did think it was funny.
My older sister asked me once, when I was about 6 years old, she asked "why is dad driving past the DO NOT PASS sign?" I had to explain it to her. So while you think it's funny, I had to grow up with her, which was not funny. She was smart enough to blame me for everything though.
What a great memory!
Great story. Cops are more than useless they are dangerous cowards.
When I got out of the Air Force and received my DD-214 after 25 years the biggest thing I remember during the first few months is having momentary panics that I didn't have my hat when leaving a building, then realizing that I didn't need to anymore.
Also, getting in the car and going across country without telling any authority figure where you're going and when you'll be back.
Where is your covot private? 🫲
Wow 25 years🎉💪😎🇺🇸 now that's a trooper. Thanks man
Thank you for your service. God bless. 👍
Yep, and getting up thinking you are late for PT.
The bar for what constitutes a celebrity is an all time low which makes me all the delighted that i don't pay attention to pop culture in 2024
"This guy became a millionaire by opening toys on RUclips? What the fuck even is this world?"
As a celebrity, I'm offended that you consider the bar low.
@@randomsimpsonHey, you have the same Maxx picture I do.
I stopped paying attention to pop culture when half of it was calling the president a nasse and saying they would leave the country if he were reelected and I'm not even talking about Trump... This was decades ago at this point.
You have successfully stayed away from the micro brain types.
Kudos 👍
The problem with public school is not what your kids won't learn, but what will they learn that they would never learn at home.
On a serious note, my husband's cousin just passed away after a lifetime of eating nothing but fast food and Mountain Dew. They actually thought it was cute that he drank Mountain Dew in his bottle as a baby. He passed away from heart issues and renal failure. He weighed nearly 500 pounds at the time of his death. He was 26. He was a fantastic musician and one of the kindest souls ever put on this earth, and he's gone.
Y'all, please eat better.
And don’t get j@bbed, ever
16:10 We homeschool our kids. Founders of America said it was the job of parents to educate their kids, not the state... I agree 100%.
As someone who worked in the "film business" for 23 years, I can tell you why all you see are sequels or remakes....it's not just money, it the fact that there is very few original ideas left in the business. Everything is just woke everything else.
@@antonbruce1241 I wish they would cast Hugh Jackman as a Dirty Harry Callahan character and do a throw back movie or a modern one wherein he could be Harry's grandson or something.
@kypparmstrong2775 Great idea. He's the only one who can pull it off.
As someone who gets a lot of entertainment from Mexiacan media and japanase media seems to me like the problem of original ideas is unique to the English speaking countries
That's because they rely on paid writers and don't take anyone's ideas that they send in anymore🤬
@@kypparmstrong2775 they kind of did... he did a movie called *Prisoners.*
Kamala 's " SHELVES OF ACCOMPLISHMENTS"😂
should have cobwebs.😂😅😂
Maybe a spider or 2😂😅😂
Her "shelves of accomplishments" are also known as the tiers of San Quentin, Folsom, Chino, and Pelican Bay.
There was never a shelf to begin with lol
A dead spider 🕷️ or two.
Kamala is the spider! But yeah, the webs of deceptions is missing. 😂
The only thing on the shelves should be a picture of Willie Brown
That stick is top tier!!! Like a six pack hours of conversation there.
That was an awesome stick! Amazing!
That stick is a quest item
@@WarWeasel69 game winner really. You get that sword you slay the devil my homie!
I'm a female and that stick that looked like a sword was amazing. But, I've always been strange. Much love from Canada (within 100 miles from the border haha)
FYI - I love the stick too. Girl knights!
The wizard staff last week was cooler. That one is okay though.
Same, I grew up with two brothers though, so maybe that's why. lol
8:32 “Why’s there a gun?”
“Son, I’ve done all I can do fer ya…”
8:45 "Why is there a gun?" It's a Canadian MAID kit.
Laughed too hard at that.
Best comment 😂❤
Okay, so why is it a pump-action revolver?
@@shaventalz3092 Eh. A.) Such things exist. B.) It's gotta be compliant with Canadian gun laws broski. :P
The gun is for if someone's too old
Just remember that Al Bundy had that 3 bedroom house on a SHOE SALESMAN income!!!!!
You can save a lot of money when you get a million miles out of the Dodge, he did have 10K saved for a new car until Peg spent most of it.
I recall that criticism back then. Then there is the fact that it looks more like a house in the suburbs, than a grimy prewar city dwelling on a 25 foot lot.
Al Bundy was a millionaire and he didn't even know it!
Then, there was the "Roseanne" house----4 bedroom on a corner lot. And, Dan was "under-employed" during most of the series. I always call this, "American-Dream Propaganda".
@@travist.7279 except it used to represent reality
I consider your inclusion of the lose/loose message the most important public service I've seen this decade. TY
"I'm sorry for your lost". He's not lost.. he's dead.
We're not "they're, their, or there" yet. "Too, two, and to" bad.
@@elultimo102 i dont use apostrophes in text or comments. I do use commas and periods
Not to mention ad and add…. I’ve seen that a lot over the years.
Agree!!! Although the chose/choose thing is even way odderer.
My dog was sitting on my lap snoozing away when the "game over, your dog won" meme was shown. She woke up and tilted her head back and I swear she flashed a little grin at me. I swear that dogs and dog toy companies have an unspoken mutual understanding.
The person who made that bbq map is obviously bitter. Bless their heart
My favorite thing about kamala is that she and her minions trying to convince all of us that she is an outsider seemingly forgetting that we KNOW that she is about as inside the dc swamp as is humanly possible
"She's an outsider!"
Bitch, she's been second in command for four years!
And most that swamp has also been inside her 🤣
To buy Al Bundy's house today it's a 4.5 million dollar home.
Thanks Joe/Kami!!!
Chicago home prices are not that bad but the property taxes are awful.
It’s not all their fault. Bush and Obama contributed as well.
Don't forget he was the only breadwinner in a family of 4 and he was a shoe salesman.
AND it was believable at the time.
@williamerickson520 BUSH? The big thing from his presidency was property prices *crashing!* 😄
@dawnfire82 um, no. The housing bubble was created and burst under W. Obama then bailed the banks out early in his presidency.
Think. There is evil and incompetence on both sides.
Kamala's rhetoric bottles my mind everytime
Oddly enough, listening to Kamala's interview makes Joe Biden's sound so much better ?
Kamala's mind is bottled as well, lol
@@SeaJay_Oceanslow bar.... not very much at all imo. ✌🏼❤️😊
@@SeaJay_Oceans The babylon bee had a hilarious post about that. "Democrats Consider Replacing Kamala Harris With More Coherent Joe Biden."
She is a wonder isn't she?!
Like, I wonder how she can say a thousand words and not a single coherent sentence comes out. Grammar is on point but it makes zero sense. It's quite impressive actually. She's like the filler words on some 8 years old final paper😅
18:24 Calling chicken nuggets “nuggies” and chicken tenders “tendies” has got to be one of the worst things you can say.
He says owee too when he sees someone getting hurt😂😂
Rubbish...
I'm totally eatin nugs right now
Nuggies and tendies are cringe words for bugs and tenders. Period. Talk like adults.
@@RexSkittles Make me. You're not my dad
20:40 even getting your DD-214 makes you a Vet. You'll never be a civilian again. It's the price you pay for signing up. 😂
And you are subject to recall till age 60…
@@SpookyEng1 if you retire from the service.
"This bridge will be closed 1 day between Oct. 17 & 28"
Who's fixing it, the cable guy?
I teach at a Christian Private School. Our philosophy is that the parent is the primary driver of student education.
"Why is there a gun?" - That is honestly a VET playset lol.
50s horse vet playset lmao
Yup, that’s the reason why there are 3 tranq darts next to it, but you all are the only 2 people in the comments that has seemed to catch it lol.
Or a Canadian NHS set
As a Texan, the BBQ meme doesn't surprise me. When you live down here, you realize that there is no end to the lies and slander you have to endure from the other less awesome states.
FACTS! My fellow Texan
Texas style food is delicious but y'all do be mistaking barbecue and grilling. Barbecue is sauce. Grilling is cooking with fire.
@@JesseJurun lmao the definition of barbecue (I believe Latin) is slow cooking over fire or coals.
grilling is hot and fast.
@@j.walker3498 when I cook a marinated brisket for six hours over a charcoal (indirect heat after the sear) its grilled. When I make what Yankees call a "pulled pork sandwich" in the kitchen it's barbecue.
@@JesseJurun just because you call it that doesn't make it true. You can't change the definition of a word and tell someone else they have it wrong. Literally not metaphoriclly.
Read water meters for a brief time in a city where many houses had the meter in the basement. 3 things: people that wanted me to take my boots off or wear the surgical covers over them, there are people who don’t let the dog out and don’t clean up after it, and once I went into a basement where the floor was covered with bugs and I swear I saw a centipede/cockroach hybrid.
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While living in Texas several years ago, in the small town I lived in there was a beer and alcohol delivery service. I never ended up using the service but talked to the guy doing it. People he knew would call him for an order and he would go get it and charge 15% on top of the cost. He had just started doing it for his neighbor, but word got out and he ended up doing it as a full time job. He only dealt with people after seeing their ID and only in that town. He said that most of the customers were older people that couldn't get around well, but there were some on house arrest as well....
Tyler "You have no idea ,kids don`t listen" also Tyler "Teach your kids at home "
The shotgun is in the toy is to teach the kids to double tap. You're a doctor and patient passes away but then gets back up, that's a zombie and you gotta put them down. Survival training.
People always forget that doctors make real money stitching up or dealing with criminals under the radar. The shotgun is just in case it's a undercover fed. 😂
Tyler - “I can’t handle spicy stuff”.
Me - “We already knew you were in the Air Force.”
Al Bundy wasn't fat, he was poor and his family didn't respect him.
I will do no punishment! 😂
I second that 👍😉
Maam is there anything in this car i should be aware of?
"Why is there a gun in the medical play set?" Meanwhile Euthenasia is now the #5 cause of death in Canada.
Wow! 🎉
That’s frightening 😮
In Japan, euthanasia is NOT against the law so I guess they include the gun, bullets, and giant pills just in case you decide you need them.
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That's how you give "shots"! LOL
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Near where I live, there is a short road that connects two very long country highways. If you don't take this road to from one highway to the other one, you have to travel 18 miles in one direction to where they meet in order to switch from one to the other, or 37 miles in the other direction to the next crossover road to switch between them. Many people live on these highways and commonly have to travel between them in that area.
On the short road that connects them, there is a short bridge (about 7 feet long). A flood damaged the small bridge so the State spent money to get it fixed. It was supposed to take a week to be repaired. They removed the top structure and removed the support columns. Then they replaced the support columns with new ones that were stronger, but stopped there. It's been that way for 18 YEARS now....
The State has been sued several times now over not finishing it and the State has been ordered by the court to finish it and has been continuously fined each day by the court until it gets finished starting about the 6th year, yet the State still continues to do nothing. So taxpayers are footing the bill for the fines AND it's still not fixing the 7 foot bridge that was half built.....
All the while the people that live there have to drive the long way around just to get to work or go grocery shopping, wasting gas and any damage to the environment that extra driving is doing....
Since the taxpayers are paying for it anyways, I'd hire my own construction crew to do it and bill the government for it.😂 That's insanity. I can almost guarantee that they received the money to debit but just put most of it in their own pockets.
Move to NC, "the good roads state." Projects are put on a list, and emergency projects move ahead on the list.
The best part about a non-parent instructing a parent how to discipline an child is watching their faces when the child explains why they are talking through their butts!
A $2 knotted, looped bundle of rope has outlasted every single other dog toy.
Look, doctors who make house calls need to be packin large!
It’s lose not loose, but the Vikings are gonna Looooooose
That was not peace...that was the mother-in-law in the rumble...the wife was the reason she came along, and was there, right next to hubby.🤯😂🤣😂
I am genuinely impressed that Zed knew it was 151 Pokémon and not 150. Good job!
I laughed out loud!! 😂😂 I’m running for my punishment, YAY Candy Corn!!
Obviously, there's a gun so you can give shots... 😆😅🤣
HAHAHAHA...I got a mattress ad in the middle of the mattress nastiness!!!😂😂😂
Things aren't getting worse - Al Bundy had a nice house on a shoe store salary.....
I just want to give you a British condescending Pat on the head and well done. You didn’t use the plural on punishment today. Bless you Tyler!!
Im a female, but i had brothers. That "stick" is a glorious find for a kid, and at 68yrs old, even i would have to share with others!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Robinhood and zorro still rock in my fond memories!🤗
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My wife and I had several fights about this. If my feet have made it to the couch, she can't ask me to do anything for at least 1.5 hours. She did want to abide by this, so I started asking her to do things the moment she laid down in bed... It only took about 20 times before she started understanding....
Getting a DD-214 feels pretty good, but then I worked for 30 years in the civilian sector and retired. THAT THERE is a good feeling!!!!!
Noice. I met my husband on base. He is still going strong.
Noic
Best feeling of the best feelings. Retired from military then 17 years later retired from civil service. Double retirement at 58
Much like my grandpa who passed last month. 😢 You two are rare people, thanks doubly for serving.
Idk. I went through a lot to get where I was from 18-30 and rolled the dice on an uncertain future getting out. That dd214 & walking off base the last time felt pretty heavy to me. I reflect on that time quite a bit 25 years later.
My favorite inspirational message posted in a nuclear power station office ; "You MATTER, unless you're traveling at twice the speed of light then, you ENERGY."
I may be wrong but it’s “ Mass times the speed of light times itself(in other words squared) equals energy . They left out a step .
@@melindadurchholz3738 Whoa, Sheldon, matter has mass when in a solid state, get a "half-life", will 'ya?
Right. It’s not times 2, though. It’s the speed of light squared.
I’m not a scientist but I have been thinking about that equation since I was 12. I may not understand it that well but I know the c2 of the equation is the speed of light multiplied by the speed of light not just twice. If the sign guys work in a nuclear plant, I’m a bit concerned.
@@melindadurchholz3738 I believe you're correct, I suppose I'll have to find another "favorite" inspirational message/poster, probably one incorporating kittens. I'm retired now or I would point that out to the Shift Manager, but don't be concerned, nuclear plant operators are highly trained professionals, almost to the point of ridiculous.
the gun is for anyone who declines the latest safe and effective untested experiment
As a teen in the 80s, I remember Louie Anderson doing standup and saying "compared to our parents saying that they had to walk 5 miles to school everyday, what are we gonna tell OUR kids? That back in my day we didn't even have cable?" And everyone in the audience laughed hysterically "HaHaHa!, that's so funny!". (Because it WAS funny then). And sure enough, what are we telling our kids 40 years later? That we didn't have cable and only had 3 channels. Except now it's not funny anymore. And our kids find it hard to believe.
You know you're living in a 1st World country when you have to brag about how hard it was living without cable, and it not even be considered humorous.
Our ex prime minister here in the UK (Rishi Sunak) literally just used the same "I was poor growing up" story.... him and his family didn't have SKY Tv (internet cable service here) growing up. 🤦♂
That goldfish salad - What's weirder is the fake blue fingernail. Shudder.
Goldfish in place of Croutons is Genius!
Happy Sunday Zeducation and everyone else thats watching this video wherever you are from
24:36 , the same thing with Homer Simpson. He works at a nuclear power plant (which has been salvaged by history as being more beneficial for power than solar), had three kids and lives in a two-storey house with 3.5 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms, a living room, dining room, kitchen, and a garage (car hold) along with two cars for himself and Marge. And he was considered bottom of the barrel back then?!
Happy Sunday to you, too! I hope you have a great day!
Al Bundy was never considered fat.
A determined dog could get the squeaker out of a chew toy made out of titanium.
The guy who found that amazing sword stick needs a new girlfriend!!
Exactly…I thought that was incredibly cool and would probably want it for a sword fight😂😂😂 55 year old female 😂😂😂
@@KO-lw4lo Same. Just put it on a wall as a stick to dream about! That's a Once-in-a-lifetime stick!
@@KO-lw4lo Yeah... I'm 71 yr old woman, did some college team fencing, and I would totally compliment my man for finding something like that. Not all women are sticks in the mud 😄
@@kayellee7202nah, of course not. They’re just sticks covered in mud! 🤣
@@Cmon-Man Speaking of mud-covered sticks... Willie Brown's 'Ho won't be moving into the White House 😉
The gun used when your patient won't swallow the pill.
or won't pay the bill
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This is like when she says they will collect more property taxes when she makes it easier for new home owners. Kamala someone is already paying property taxes on those properties, there will be no increase!😅😅
I need to find my grandson one of those "Doctor's Playsets"! He'd LOVE IT!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Watching Zeducation for 3 years now, has shaped my pronunciation as an english learner. So I say mind-bottling too 😅
I love this show! Never stop, or I’m moving in!!!❤
Good Morning Tyler and crew! Thanks for keeping us grounded in this crazy world!
24:36 , I said this in another comment, but it's the same thing with Homer Simpson. He works at a nuclear power plant (which has been salvaged by history as being more beneficial for power than solar), had three kids and lives in a two-storey house with 3.5 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms, a living room, dining room, kitchen, and a garage (car hold) along with two cars for himself and Marge. And he was considered bottom of the barrel back then?!
Nancy always makes me laugh. WHY IS SHE THE INTRO!? Not fairrrrr
One of the better episodes and easier punishments
Al Bundy was poor. It was a running joke about not being able to afford food.
German here. Been waiting all day. Four in the afternoon here. Time for coffee
It just would not feel right to me, if I didn’t watch Zed while I was making my Sunday morning breakfast!
Also, thank you for saying “four” instead of 16:00. American here!
I'll have a cup with you, from northern Ca
Hello neighbor 🇱🇺
Good morning to all!♥️🇺🇸🇨🇦
Guten nacht. Those two years of German twenty years ago really paid off now.
Worst whooping I got as a kid was when I put my mom's cast iron skillet in the dishwasher. I got the family history of the skillet with every lash. Good times, good times.
I was taught to care for it when I was still young enough to be doing dishes on a chair because I was still too small to reach the water handles. We didn't get a dishwasher untill I moved out of the house!
Omg!😂 it's hard to find a cast iron frying pan for under a hundred bucks now!❤❤❤
@@missmoneypenny3303 Thrift stores and estate sales. That way you get the Good cast iron! Not the cheaper knock-offs.
Cast irons should be cleaned and do not have flavor. "Seasoned" means non stick. Not spice nor flavor. Why would you want your stir fry to taste like barbeque? Dish washer was a bad decision though. Rusty cast iron is easily salvaged with sanding and a new seasoning layer. Look up how to season cast iron. Spoiler - it's not flavor.
You are lucky she she didn't use the skillet while telling you about the lash.
The guy always gets the last word,"Yes dear!"
Anything he says after that is just the beginning of the next argument. ☹
😂😂😂😂 I laughed at the neighbors kid...you got me. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
As a southerner, that BBQ map is trash. So much good stuff outside of that green circle.
Also, there were 151 original Pokemon, but Mew was only accessible by exploiting the game code or receiving it at an official event. Most of us just did the glitch.
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As a father of 5 and now grandfather of 3 (so far), being a parent is a contest of conflicting wills between the parents and children from the time they start walking until they move out of the parents' house.... After that the adult children start to understand from the parents' point of view, until they finally apologize to the parents and become friends with the parents... Which may take decades if they're stupid....
As a Louisiana man, I have to say that if Texas doesn’t have barbecue, then I don’t like barbecue.
That meme was obviously just rage-bait.
In Texas, It's not Barbecue. It's an unofficial religion.
You do it the Texas way or you're wrong.
Normally people talk about the sauce more or if it's a dry rub . Texas can't seem to let go of the Mexican part . I prefer Memphis BBQ and a dry rub .
Every time I had bbq in TX it was just spicy, filled with more fat than meat and beyond too greasy . Just depends on what ya like . Zed talked about the bread for the Memphis BBQ LoL .... Also tells me it was in a not so good area and he probably shouldn't have stopped in there . 😂
Texas Ft Worth Stockyards..still #1 steaks I've ever had!
@@goldengryphon Nah ... Stick with steaks .. y'all can do a mean steak .
@@lorireed8046 You evidently just went to the wrong places then. Texas has some of the best BBQ there is. No Tex-Mex to the BBQ. We do have some excellent Tex-Mex food and original Mexican food too.
As a southerner, if your BBQ ain't served with a slice of plain white bread then I promise you it's mediocre BBQ
You misspelled cornbread
I have multiple good BBQ joints around me giving me the options for white bread, wheat whole grain bread (you have to ask for this one), toast, garlic bread, Texas toast, cornbread, sweet cornbread, multigrain cornbread (this is an abomination), rolls, butter rolls, sweet rolls, rice, tortillas, sourdough bread, sourdough toast, and sourdough garlic toast.
Having tried all of them I gotta say, the restaurant that had the Sourdough toast, toast, white bread, and garlic toast restaurant is the best one imo.
Though props to the one that has rice as an option for those who can’t eat bread… they also have mixed veggies for those who can’t have rice either, but I felt that veggies shouldn’t count for the discussion in question.
The plain bread doesn't do it for me, but cornbread is goooood.
I visit my daughter in Texas so I’ve had BBQ there. One of the most popular items which also gets sold out for Thanksgiving dinners is creamed corn. I’m not that big of a fan but I do like the corn bread with honey butter.
You are correct sir. Yankees just don't get it. Hot dogs on the grill are what qualify as BBQ in Minnesota, and it's a gas grill too. Yikes
Tyler's reaction to becoming a civilian again was totally different from mine. When I left the Air Force, I thought, "Wow. I am not special anymore. I used to have a special calling, a sacred duty that I took seriously, and now I'm just an ordinary Joe." It didn't depress me, but a sense of purpose was lost.
Truth, It hit me when I went my best friends funeral after retirement. A group of dudes were wearing their dress blues and I walked up to talk. I immediately felt like I was no longer “in the club”.
Candy corn sales are through the roof!!! 🤣😂🤣
The dr playset with the gun is the canadian version
Ooooh. So it probably costs about 3 kilometers
Still voting for Trump in 2024!
Me too!
Me 3
If I were American I would.
Still on the Trump2024 train
Me 5
Last time I was this early, Harris was still riding Willie Brown’s…😂
...........brown willie?😮😂
Is there no eggplant emoji?
@@markmurex6559 I was laughing because Harris always laughs when she’s put in a bad position
True story - had some stuff on the curb marked FREE, and it sat there for a week. Changed the sign to $5.00, and it all disappeared overnight.
11:15 The original was 151 Pokémon. Now we have over 1000.
Bike pedals and truck hitch? Nah, ye olde kickstarters are where the real pain is 😂
Burn on my leg from boyfriend's motorcycle exhaust. Hurt for days.
3 Rules for dealing with Zeducation: Rule 1. Click on the latest video. Rule 2. Immediately click the Like button. Rule 3. Lose, and don't do the punishment with a smirk on your face.
How cool was that stick!!! I would love to find one like that.
Top stick. I’d put it above the fireplace
Melt 1 cup candy corn, stir in 1 cup peanut butter. Chill. Roll into balls & cover with melted chocolate chips. Homemade butter fingers. Candy corn challenge accepted.
Not only was Al bundy's house 2 floors but it had a large basement that seems almost as big as the first floor.
I have fraternal twin boys. I mixed them up once in the hospital, on morphine, and once while nursing half-asleep. They are 30 this year.
Why would you mix up which one got morphine?
2 boys, 2 boobs, what is the confusion? Lol
Lol
Same.
Do not force them to nurse when they are asleep, they require sleep
Candy corn should be considered a war crime.😂
Yet the grocery store still stocks them, and someone is buying them. Not me though.
I have a Jack Russel, and he can destroy a Kong toy. He is incredible!
I have a Kurt Russel and he just wants to run away.
Jack Russel sang pretty good when he was with Great White.
🎶🎵🎶🎵
Omg, Jacks are on another level of dogness!! Mine is 13, still has the energy of a puppy!! Some silly videos of him on my channel. 🐶🐕😊
@@PrairieWolff Great dog! Loved watching him be himself!
Next dog will be a Jane Russel terrier.
I’m going to say that the pew in the toddlers dr kit is a “tranquilizer” 🤣 for when you try to run lol
7:25 You're poor when you discover that you can make 1/2 a PBJ sandwich (without the "J") by using the bread to wipe clean the inside of the peanut butter jar.