Some of your subscribers remember the NFL taking a knee with Kapernick and will NEVER watch another game. A boycott is only as good as your conviction. Bud Light anyone?
That was the death knell for me. It was the way the NFL responded to it, and the other teams that allowed it to go on as well. I was a seahawks fan in the glory years of Russell Wilson and Marshawn Lynch, but when they did the garbage holding arms together it was a slap in the face to me and my grandfather who both served this country. I stopped supporting that industry altogether and was right to do so.
My sister's friend had a double mastectomy due to (of course) breast cancer. After a ton of reconstructive surgeries, she had a very nice set of artificial blouse bunnies. She got a custom shirt printed up that said, "Of course they're fake! The real ones tried to kill me!" You just gotta love it when people are able to face potentially life ending (or at least life altering) situations and come out of it with a sense of humor.
Been married for 49 years. Tough job. Bought her a lot of nice things, took her on some great trips. For instance, I took her to Italy for our 25th anniversary, so for our 50th anniversary I'm going back to Italy to pick her up.
if any reporter gets a chance to ask kamala harris a question, he/she should ask something like this: "since the price of energy, food, insurance, etc. has increased the past 4 years, and the border crisis has gotten out of control in the last 4 year years, and global tensions have increased over the last 4 years, who specifically from the biden/harris administration are you going to fire if elected? and if you refuse to name names, why should it not be YOU who gets fired by the voters?"
@@marbellaotaiza801 trump kind of touched on that last night, even though he missed a lot of opportunities. he let her and the biased moderators get under his skin and was a little off.
True political correctness is a sign of a proper education in a free country. Like knowing that Indians are from India. And knowing that Asia is a continent, a geopolitical area of reference, not a country or ethnic group of the human race.
Guess what my local Walmart doesn’t need? Someone to check receipts to keep people from stealing. It’s a small town and the Wal-Mart is 5 lights through heavy traffic from the freeway. So the thieves go to Home Depot…🤣
Back in the day, I loaned a "friend" almost a thousand dollars. He failed to repay me as agreed and avoided me at all cost. Later, I heard he had bought a new set of wheels & tires for his truck. I went by his house as he was jacking up his truck to put them on. I just walked up and started putting them in the back of my truck. He started yelling and tried to stop me. I simply said, "How about I go in your house and tell your wife who Kathy is?" He shut up. I finished putting the wheels and tires in my truck. The next day he was at my house with the money plus interest. Motivation...
Nope to the picture on Titanic or Shark, it's an old movie in the 70's called "The Poseidon Adventure" and Maureen Mcgovern sang "The Morning After" was the song in it. It was the first of the shipwreck movies
My granddaughter was crying because she wanted to waste an expensive bandaid on a mosquito bite. Solution: I had tons of old address labels…the blank ones. Gave her and her brothers the whole box, plus crayons…they had HOURS of fun making their own “bandaids.” Problem solved 😅
Yeah, I’m already feeling the SKOLiosis, but I don’t watch the games either for the same reason that you don’t. My city is hosting the Super Bowl this season, so they’re trying to make it look nice. I wonder if they’ll get the unique smell out of the French Quarter.
I am 60 and no longer want to work. I'm taking social security at 62. The reason for that is simple, I spent almost 40 years working 60-80 hours a week. If you took my "time in" and made it simple "forty hour weeks", I'd be 84. I'm done working for other people. Even these last 2 years, I'm working for myself.
@@jasondadudetoo4176my dad told me to find an occupation I loved, and I'd never have to work a day in my life! I wanted to be a musician, but I'm tone deaf.
Guns are a "bad financial decision"? Have you seen how much they've gone up over the last 4 years? A standard Ruger SP101 DA .357 Mag w/ a 3" barrel, no fancy grips, was $489 in 2019, now they're selling for $840, and ammo for it has more than doubled. So while you would have made more investing in the S&P, a mutual fund can't save your life during a robbery.
Agreed ... carry that over to the Bitcoin craze. I still contend it is a scam. I'm still bitter from the Berny Madoff and Enron era. I realized then and suddenly broke the stock market is as much gambling as a bad weekend in Las Vegas.
For sure. Almost all my firearms allegedly have at the minimum gone up 150 to 200 bucks. Those Ruger sp101s are built like tanks. Yea they are pushing 800. I use to work at a shop. We pulled out a catalog from 1975 and honestly it's almost all inflation. We used an inflation calculator. Damn sure it's really close.
My daughter was moving to another State and couldn’t take her rats. I did not like rats at the time, but on the last day she still hadn’t found anybody who would adopt them, I said I’d take care of them. I figured I would make sure they were fed and watered and their home kept clean. (What I didn’t know was I would soon be making a rat town with shoe boxes and PVC pipe and loving them.) Anyway, one had gotten ill and I took it to the vet’s. I was asked his name, I was so embarrassed, she had named him Cornholio. It wasn’t until I gave his name that I realized it was embarrassing, but the vet tech had a big smile, so all good. PS rats can be sooo adorable, and though the rats lived longer than the usual life span, it was too short and so heartbreaking when they went. We still reminisce about them and it has been a decade plus. Rule: No more pets. (Ok, that rule has been broken so many times, but I still try.) 😊
@22:23 "Like a good neighbor, stay over there." This advice is also found in the Bible: Proverbs 25:17 - "Don’t set foot too frequently in your neighbor’s house, lest he become weary of you and hate you."
When we were reflooring, we we were also watching Supernatural. Seriously thought of putting their demon trapping circle on the underlament. 🤣 for the next owner 😂
The "pimp my ride" meme made me remember when I was a kid I would use a clothes pin to clip playing cards on the front forks of my bike sticking into the spokes. Sounded like a motorcycle going down the road!! lol
Here's a travel tip from my parents.. You and your wife take turns getting a good rest while letting your kids get good and tired. Then leave for your trip after dark. The parent that's well rested drives for a while, letting the other parent and kids sleep. You can switch drivers when you stop for gas. You'd be surprised how many miles you'd be able to cover without your kids wanting to have you stop every 5 minutes.
I would do this if I wasn't a friggin' insomniac when trying to sleep in a car or plane. I have trouble sleeping while traveling. Only time I didn't was in Basic. I could fall asleep on the concrete in a minute flat. Lol
Top tip. When you are put through to an AI answer service, mumble incoherently as if you are talking. They always put you through to a real person. You're welcome.
After Wayne's World came out on VHS, I was driving my kids home and the song came on the radio and, of course, I sang it all the way through. My kids were amazed I knew the song from Wayne's World. 😂🤣😁 Sorry for the three coments, but this was a great one!
Remember that the $1200 per person stimulus check was paid for by legislation that put ever person $6000 further in debt and the $4800 part was given to corporations and other grants to political allies of the politicians!
yep, we would have been better off to just go down to the "cash advance store" and get 300% loan. :) This mostly only applies to people that actually pay income taxes.
Lolol! Me too! I'm a disabled retired army veteran, property investor, patented inventor, and company founder, and yet I always have this reoccurring dream that I'm struggling and failing to finish high school, because in my dream, I never graduated for some reason.
Monday thru Friday, alarm goes off. "Damn it! It's 5 AM already?" Saturday morning. "Oh, that felt so good! So glad I could just sleep in as long as I wanted." It's 4:30 AM.
As for the SNAP (food stamps) I work at a gas station/convenience store/deli that is in a "bad" section of the county. I see dozens of food stamp customers who purchase upward of $80 or $100 of junk food. Fountain sodas (L or XL) for the kids, bottled sodas, Monster drinks (or other brands), gummy bears and worms, candy bars. They could go to a grocery store or Walmart and get the same junk for 30 to 40% cheaper.
This always irked me. We need snap to be like WIC. My kids have never had soda. When we got snap i bought all the healthy food i cant afford now😂 i dont get snap. Despite being a single mom. Idc my kids eat healthy. Just not a lot of fruit snacks😂
Those deer DO know when hunting season is! I'm not a hunter but I lived in the foothills of Mt Rainier and I could always tell when hunting season had begun when the deer with racks would start showing up in the downtowns of small towns in the foothills, because they knew that they could not be shot in a downtown area with humans.
My reoccurring school dream is that it is halfway through the year and I am going to all my classes as usual. Then I go to my next class, look around, and realize that I forgot to go to this class all year. I haven't been there since the first day. Sheer panic sets in when I realize there is no way I will be able to make up all the work. I am 42 years old, it is definitely school PTSD, lol.
The first sheet of TP has to be glued down because if it was loose, the roll would jam up the wrapping machine. Many years of factory work teaches you a few things!
Your re-occurring dream means that you have taken on new roles in your life and are behind in finding the tools to complete the tasks that come with your role. Going back to your locker means you want to go back to your previous role but your time has moves on and there is no going back (combination lock). The falling behind part is you judging yourself against others and appreciating their victories while criticizing your own. **blows bubbles from pipe** Indeed.
The school represents order. Failure or loss of direction means that Tyler thinks he doesn't have order in life and thinks he's behind when compared to others. Not being able to open the locker means that there are repressed issues that haven't been dealt with. Luckily for him, I charge just 100$ per hour. ☺
I have had similar dreams. My research indicates that the surroundings of the dream aren’t typically relevant, only the feelings you have related to them. Your dreams may be anxiety related fomo or fear of failure because of significant changes in your life. You’re doing well and you may be subconsciously anxious that it may not last. This type dream is extremely common among very successful people. Please keep in mind that my opinion and $5 might be just enough to get you a plain cup of coffee at Starbucks… 😀
Saw them and thought I should go make some homemade tortillas, cut and fry them and nuke some cheese on them, yum. And there might be enough in the bank to pay the bills after.
I thought he was talking about the ones you buy at the gas station that come with the orange sauce that has the audacity to call itself cheez. I routinely melt shredded cheese onto Tostitos at home.
My advice, if you care about the way the clear coat and paint looks on your car, don't do the automated car washes at all. The brushes on those things are never cleaned, so the dirt from the last 10,000 washes ends up pummeling your paint.
Your recurring dream makes me think of junior high. Going from a one-floor building to a three-floor building, changing classes, lockers and remembering their combination, gym suits, showering after gym. Shudder. Scarred for life!
As a diehard Sooner fan😢 I feel your pain. Maybe the Vikings need more Sooners on their roster. I was never so upset over a win as that poor excuse over Houston HU. 😱☠️
You virtue signalers put vegans to shame 😂 can't stop talking about how you're not fans anymore. We get it. We don't care. You don't need to mention it at every opportunity 😂
First off, I'm already a Vikings fan, so we can't lose this one! Secondly, my husband has the exact same reoccurring dreams about being lost at school and can't find his classroom. Lol Great show today 😉👍
Waited till Monday to watch this episode, to dispel those Monday blues. I laughed and Lost, again. Ain't never won yet in over 200+ episodes. Keep 'em coming Zed
Went to Mexico once with my gf. She got a purple large wrap around body size scarf. After a day in the ocean , she took it off and it dyed her skin purple. I called her barney for weeks. Turned out to be the funniest and worst trip ever.
Or forgetting my locker combination! As far as I know schools don’t have lockers anymore, but it caused me so much anxiety. It was so silly because after the third day I had it down pat, but it still preyed on my mind.
9:51 Tyler "They won't borrow you money.". Umm... It should be "They won't lend you money." This happens all the time in the Midwest and has bugged me for decades. There's no fixing this.
I dream that I'm trying to shuffle a semester's worth of math as I'm walking toward the classroom, desperately telling myself I can study it all in five minutes. Not even my room in real life. I'm 63, never really had it that bad. Anxiety is a trip.
I'm like Tyler, I have the dream of forgetting my locker combo and I'm late for class. Or a worse nightmare is that I'm in school but forgot to wear pants. I'm 59.
I stopped watching sports around 1973. When I realized it was a complete scam. I went to boot camp with a young man who played college basketball for a national contender. He was a good player but not good enough for the pro teams. He played 4 years without classes. But was then dropped academically because the only thing he could write and read was his name that he had to sign on contracts. 16 years of school, but couldn't read and write.
My assessment of the dream. Nerves about not feeling prepared. You feel critical of your organizational abilities and you have anxiety about deadlines you set for yourself.
Answers to toilet paper questions: 1) Why do they advertise? Everybody does, in fact, buy toilet paper. But they may not buy *your* toilet paper. Frankly, that's the best thing to advertise -- the commodity that everybody has to buy. 2) Why are they glued? So they don't come unrolled while being processed after manufacture. 3) Why is it the thing people panic buy? Because it has an infinite shelf life and do YOU want to ever be out of toilet paper? I sure as hell don't.
The “g/f who put the freezer bags in the freezer”, he might wanna check the drawer to see if it has some leftovers or extras of some type sitting in the drawer where the bags usually go, hahaha
Had been a Vikings fan since '72 (Fran the Man and the Purple People Eaters) UNTIL the colon took a knee...the nfl died that day for me, haven't looked back since...
The Texas off ramp meme. can confirm. A couple years ago I was visiting family in Arlington, I-20 had all 3 lanes shut down for construction. An hour later, I saw some cars exiting an "off-ramp", so I said, screw it and followed them. Sailed back after that. Otherwise, I would probably STILL be in that traffic!
Lol I live in Buffalo gave up on them years ago. Every year now .... Superbowl this year ...I just shake my head & bet they won't get past the first round of the playoffs lol
14:28 it’s not a bad financial decision when you have all the Legos and video games from when you’re a kid combined with all those you got as an adult. Thanks dad!
Nothing wrong with old cars .I have owned the same 1964 Chevy Impala for 44 years and counting .Imagine that, something actually lasting if you take good care of it .I do have tons of fun sitting next to a Tesla at a red light letting those killer pipes and big block 409 do their thing .Hell I will even ask if they want to race sometimes .The looks on their faces is priceless .I don't feel bad about owning my old gas burner one bit considering I have donated many acres of my rural land and forests to wildlife habitats for many decades in a trust . Who is the true environmentally friendly person here ? I can guarantee the trees ,creeks ,swamps and river will be here helping the environment long after that Tesla is sitting in a junkyard somewhere as will my old Impala .Naturally I don't drive it that much with it being a show car after all but still a hell of a lot of fun when I do take it out for a drive .My every day vehicle is an old beat up pick up actually put together with duct tape , wire and basically falling apart .Perfect vehicle for a farm .It starts ,stops and gets me where I want to go .The 64 is not my only show car I own several hidden out in my barns .I just choose to drive my ratty old truck around .
I am 60 years old. I had no pains as a part of "normal" life as of yesterday. However, yesterday I fell 8 feet onto a concrete floor. I landed on my left side. Someone helped pull me back on my feet and I kept on doing what I was doing. Yeah, my knee hurts and my right shoulder hurts from where I tried to save myself, but otherwise I have no broken bones or anything torn, and I am still walking and working. Today I decided to need to go get my shoulder and knee looked at. The people who saw my fall happen were much more disturbed than I was, and with their hearts racing. I just continued lighting the scene we were shooting. I guess it depends on what you are used to, but no, you "should" not have pains when you get past 30 years old. I am 60 years old, and before falling 8 feet yesterday I had no pain.
@@ladyloucks That was what got me to change my mind too. Now I am thinking "Deep Rising". When they go to the maintenance shop on the cruise ship. Damn I need to watch that movie again.... 3 Hours later....I just re-watched Deep Rising..it was NOT from that movie.
Your recurring dream definitely hints at anxiety and "not having what it takes". Which surprised me because I think you're doing AMAZING! Take that junk to the cross, put it under the Blood, and leave it there. Accept the talents/abilities God has for you! 😇 If you deliberately do this, I honestly believe (based on an experience I had with a vaguely disturbing, recurring dream,) you won't dream that anymore. Btw, I expect to see you in some kind of ministry or politics someday. Also btw, we'd love to see an occasion family photo. 🥰
7:38 - this reminded me of John Kruk who found out he had testicular cancer and he had a t-shirt made (or it was given to him) that read, “If I can’t play the game then I’m going to take my ball and go home” 😂😂😂
Some of your subscribers remember the NFL taking a knee with Kapernick and will NEVER watch another game. A boycott is only as good as your conviction. Bud Light anyone?
I'm the old "Dixie Chicks". Stubborn type . Never ever going back .
Target, Tractor Supply, Harley Davidson, anybody who took MyPillow off their shelves, all W€F partners.
@@Pa-we1lw Trump dances like he is pumping tudix
@@Pa-we1lw Trump dances like he is pumping.
That was the death knell for me. It was the way the NFL responded to it, and the other teams that allowed it to go on as well. I was a seahawks fan in the glory years of Russell Wilson and Marshawn Lynch, but when they did the garbage holding arms together it was a slap in the face to me and my grandfather who both served this country. I stopped supporting that industry altogether and was right to do so.
My sister's friend had a double mastectomy due to (of course) breast cancer. After a ton of reconstructive surgeries, she had a very nice set of artificial blouse bunnies. She got a custom shirt printed up that said, "Of course they're fake! The real ones tried to kill me!" You just gotta love it when people are able to face potentially life ending (or at least life altering) situations and come out of it with a sense of humor.
It's a great power to have. Totally awesome
I never get tired of that woman at the end who says, "Idiots."
i laugh every time!
I liked it when he had Joe saying " my butts been wiped! "
Same 😅
That's a man
Yup. Totally missed out on "black-o'-lanterns." 😔 That was iconic, though! "They're just pumpkins, idiots!"
Been married for 49 years. Tough job. Bought her a lot of nice things, took her on some great trips. For instance, I took her to Italy for our 25th anniversary, so for our 50th anniversary I'm going back to Italy to pick her up.
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YES SIR! That's awesome.
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if any reporter gets a chance to ask kamala harris a question, he/she should ask something like this: "since the price of energy, food, insurance, etc. has increased the past 4 years, and the border crisis has gotten out of control in the last 4 year years, and global tensions have increased over the last 4 years, who specifically from the biden/harris administration are you going to fire if elected? and if you refuse to name names, why should it not be YOU who gets fired by the voters?"
She already fired Biden. So there's that.
Underrated comment.
@@marbellaotaiza801 trump kind of touched on that last night, even though he missed a lot of opportunities. he let her and the biased moderators get under his skin and was a little off.
@@CroMagJohnson he did, but oh so briefly...
Ummmm, exactly.
Political Correctness is NOT the Language of a Free People.
I'm intentionally politely politically incorrect ... and freed for it.
True political correctness is a sign of a proper education in a free country. Like knowing that Indians are from India. And knowing that Asia is a continent, a geopolitical area of reference, not a country or ethnic group of the human race.
Political correctness is censorship
Indians are from India , if they are from America then they are Indians as well. People from Europe are Europeans , people from Asia are Asians.
Guess what my local Walmart doesn’t need?
Someone to check receipts to keep people from stealing.
It’s a small town and the Wal-Mart is 5 lights through heavy traffic from the freeway. So the thieves go to Home Depot…🤣
If a kid asks you; "why you so ugly", the proper response is; "Old age. What's your excuse?"
"All the drugs we did when we were running a train on your mom. Sort of explains you too."
That’s a good one.
@@SansoHumar It is lol
Back in the day, I loaned a "friend" almost a thousand dollars. He failed to repay me as agreed and avoided me at all cost. Later, I heard he had bought a new set of wheels & tires for his truck. I went by his house as he was jacking up his truck to put them on. I just walked up and started putting them in the back of my truck. He started yelling and tried to stop me. I simply said, "How about I go in your house and tell your wife who Kathy is?" He shut up. I finished putting the wheels and tires in my truck. The next day he was at my house with the money plus interest. Motivation...
And then you told his wife about Kathy. 👍
@@imonthewinningside8281 I hope so
Did everyone clap after too?
He tried to screw you over. He did not succeed. :)
As a Floor Refinisher, I found those Pentagrams are a Devil to sand out.
Sooo,that's a regular thing?
@@randysparks5413 Yes it is. It's almost as common as people on the internet not getting the joke. Almost.
@@beholdandfearme I got the innuendo...
Ba-zinga. Lol
Dang, that must be a hell of a time...
Nope to the picture on Titanic or Shark, it's an old movie in the 70's called "The Poseidon Adventure" and Maureen Mcgovern sang "The Morning After" was the song in it. It was the first of the shipwreck movies
That was my thought as well. the original is still the best
Based on the quality of the image, I would lean toward Titanic. Doesn’t look like a 70s movie. But I could be wrong. 🤷🏻♂️
Was actually Titanic, but the posideon adventure was good also.
My granddaughter was crying because she wanted to waste an expensive bandaid on a mosquito bite. Solution: I had tons of old address labels…the blank ones. Gave her and her brothers the whole box, plus crayons…they had HOURS of fun making their own “bandaids.” Problem solved 😅
That’s a good idea
Sorry, I can’t be a fan or supporter of a league that kneels for the flag I fought in combat for!!! Screw the NFL
Thank you for your service!🇺🇲💜
The worst is that clown Brittney griner who got traded for an arms dealer and still disses the national anthem.
Well then don't play the national anthem anymore
@@ccgert or America haters could move to another country
@@purplelove392 I meant that the NFL does not play the national anthem before games anymore
LOL.. The punishment is too SKOL! Fortunately, I'll be skipping the NFL again since they're still preaching the woke and the racism.
Yeah, I’m already feeling the SKOLiosis, but I don’t watch the games either for the same reason that you don’t. My city is hosting the Super Bowl this season, so they’re trying to make it look nice. I wonder if they’ll get the unique smell out of the French Quarter.
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Y'all can't even define woke.
It's been defined over 40 dang times and you refused it . Why continue bothering when you can't explain crazy to crazy? @@RoccoDiricox8
"YaLl DoN't KnOw WhAt WoKe Is" That is how you sound @@RoccoDiricox8
Idk what’s worse for Tyler: being a Vikings fan, or having Tim Waltz as a governor
Dollar General used to have cheap stuff and that's why they thrived during covid. Now their prices are the same as everywhere else.
I am 60 and no longer want to work. I'm taking social security at 62.
The reason for that is simple, I spent almost 40 years working 60-80 hours a week.
If you took my "time in" and made it simple "forty hour weeks", I'd be 84.
I'm done working for other people. Even these last 2 years, I'm working for myself.
Figure out a way to do what you love and get paid to work for yourself.
Even if you worked 60-80 hours a week for 40 years, you may get less than someone that worked 40 hours a week and retires at 67.
@@jasondadudetoo4176my dad told me to find an occupation I loved, and I'd never have to work a day in my life!
I wanted to be a musician, but I'm tone deaf.
I'm right there with you!! It's well deserved!
“You know it’s cold outside when you go outside, and it is cold.”
im getting that on a T shirt!!
With such brilliant rhetoric as that, she's _definitely_ qualified to be leader of the free world.
(cough, cough)
Harris speech 😂
Liberals will argue that is is telling the truth
Guns are a "bad financial decision"? Have you seen how much they've gone up over the last 4 years? A standard Ruger SP101 DA .357 Mag w/ a 3" barrel, no fancy grips, was $489 in 2019, now they're selling for $840, and ammo for it has more than doubled. So while you would have made more investing in the S&P, a mutual fund can't save your life during a robbery.
Wonder how much inflation had to do with this
Agreed ... carry that over to the Bitcoin craze. I still contend it is a scam. I'm still bitter from the Berny Madoff and Enron era. I realized then and suddenly broke the stock market is as much gambling as a bad weekend in Las Vegas.
S&W beats S&P, got it
For sure. Almost all my firearms allegedly have at the minimum gone up 150 to 200 bucks. Those Ruger sp101s are built like tanks. Yea they are pushing 800. I use to work at a shop. We pulled out a catalog from 1975 and honestly it's almost all inflation. We used an inflation calculator. Damn sure it's really close.
Just get into watch collecting. It’s the king of bad financial decisions!
I am a Vikings fan by birth, my father was from Minnesota. He would scold us if we said anything bad about them, complaining about them was HIS job.
My daughter was moving to another State and couldn’t take her rats. I did not like rats at the time, but on the last day she still hadn’t found anybody who would adopt them, I said I’d take care of them. I figured I would make sure they were fed and watered and their home kept clean. (What I didn’t know was I would soon be making a rat town with shoe boxes and PVC pipe and loving them.) Anyway, one had gotten ill and I took it to the vet’s. I was asked his name, I was so embarrassed, she had named him Cornholio. It wasn’t until I gave his name that I realized it was embarrassing, but the vet tech had a big smile, so all good. PS rats can be sooo adorable, and though the rats lived longer than the usual life span, it was too short and so heartbreaking when they went. We still reminisce about them and it has been a decade plus. Rule: No more pets. (Ok, that rule has been broken so many times, but I still try.) 😊
Getting a stimulus check be like getting a Christmas gift, then finding out the money come out of your own wallet!
nailed it!!
Welcome to marriage.
I keep hearing about these stimulus checks. I never got one. So, I dunno..
🙄 like being a man... Ur girl gets u a birthday gift, now ur expected to get her something 3x expensive for her birthday...
@@ghostofreagan3181 Same. I didn’t get $hit.
@22:23 "Like a good neighbor, stay over there." This advice is also found in the Bible: Proverbs 25:17 - "Don’t set foot too frequently in your neighbor’s house, lest he become weary of you and hate you."
Someone should make a door mat with Proverbs 25:17 written on it.
telling me to get excited by a Vikings game is like trying to get excited about my colonoscopy appointment
I quick watching sports in 2013.
I love going under anesthesia, so there's that.
@@purplelove392 I'd rather be a registered sex offender then a registered Republican.
@@heliumhubcryptocollective9337 I'd rather be a registered exsay offender than a registered Republican
@@purplelove392 Ohhh Amen! Best "sleep" EVER.
1:56 The silver lining about having a bad memory is that you can laugh about the same things more than once...
When we were reflooring, we we were also watching Supernatural. Seriously thought of putting their demon trapping circle on the underlament. 🤣 for the next owner 😂
evil people suck!
The "pimp my ride" meme made me remember when I was a kid I would use a clothes pin to clip playing cards on the front forks of my bike sticking into the spokes. Sounded like a motorcycle going down the road!! lol
I would have put those little pastel beads on my bike if, they were black or chrome, and spun around and made a screeching noise.....
Aye, me too. But I still wonder how many collectable baseball cards were destroyed back then !
Some friends used old baseball cards, that would now be worth a fortune.
oh yeah!!
I used farm fencing wire. just screamed away at speed.
Here's a travel tip from my parents.. You and your wife take turns getting a good rest while letting your kids get good and tired. Then leave for your trip after dark. The parent that's well rested drives for a while, letting the other parent and kids sleep. You can switch drivers when you stop for gas.
You'd be surprised how many miles you'd be able to cover without your kids wanting to have you stop every 5 minutes.
that could work!!
I would do this if I wasn't a friggin' insomniac when trying to sleep in a car or plane. I have trouble sleeping while traveling. Only time I didn't was in Basic. I could fall asleep on the concrete in a minute flat. Lol
I just told my kids no
@Winters_Folly only works if you follow up with a beating. Lol
My parents would wake me up at 2am and say "get up, we're going on a trip". I thought they were weird. Turns out they were brilliant.
Top tip. When you are put through to an AI answer service, mumble incoherently as if you are talking. They always put you through to a real person. You're welcome.
Then when you get a real person continue to mumble incoherently?
Then you get some Indian in a call center in Mumbai. 😂
Don't say "huminafumina" or they'll think you're the POTUS.
Real people always have to go ask someone... supposedly. Then you get disconnected.
@@mikemcconeghy4658 Maybe Joe is just trying to get customer service?
After Wayne's World came out on VHS, I was driving my kids home and the song came on the radio and, of course, I sang it all the way through. My kids were amazed I knew the song from Wayne's World. 😂🤣😁 Sorry for the three coments, but this was a great one!
Omg i get that same dream about not knowing where to go for class and missing classes and falling behind. 😂😂😂
Remember that the $1200 per person stimulus check was paid for by legislation that put ever person $6000 further in debt and the $4800 part was given to corporations and other grants to political allies of the politicians!
Nothing is free
yep, we would have been better off to just go down to the "cash advance store" and get 300% loan. :) This mostly only applies to people that actually pay income taxes.
We would have been better off in a free country.
Better off to not have locked down over a 99.89% survival rate virus...
No, I don’t remember. I never got a stimulus check.
I’m a combat veteran, paramedic, and retired trauma nurse, and my dreams are of HIGH SCHOOL EXAMS.
Lolol! Me too! I'm a disabled retired army veteran, property investor, patented inventor, and company founder,
and yet I always have this reoccurring dream that I'm struggling and failing to finish high school, because in my dream, I never graduated for some reason.
How about that dream where you're in class wearing only your underware 😮
U misspelled nightmares...
@@stonefox9124 u suck for picking on someone who made a mistake. Are u perfecrt?
@@stonefox9124and underwear
Monday thru Friday, alarm goes off. "Damn it! It's 5 AM already?" Saturday morning. "Oh, that felt so good! So glad I could just sleep in as long as I wanted." It's 4:30 AM.
My pets seem to know when I'm off work and don't have to get up, then all Hell breaks out at 4:00 am
@@johnbain1612 same here!!
Never fails!
This happens at my house. M-F too tired. Sat Sun, bright eyed and bushy tailed. It's crazy.
7:28- relax, I'm unarmed. Yeah, that broke me. Lauughed my ass off 😂😂😂
The picture of the stairs/water seemed older than Titanic, but may be. My first thought was “Poseidon” ……that’s how old I am! 😂
2:51 I think Tyler just proved he is a secret swiftie
he has 2 little girls!!!
So disappointing
A Vikings Fan and a swiftie - shattered his good image.
I've had that same dream, lost class schedule, forgotten locker combo....yep, just like that. It was reoccurring for me, too.
Me too!!!
Or going to school in my pajamas
Yes...just the other night
@@lynndamico1448 Or without pants on.
As for the SNAP (food stamps) I work at a gas station/convenience store/deli that is in a "bad" section of the county. I see dozens of food stamp customers who purchase upward of $80 or $100 of junk food. Fountain sodas (L or XL) for the kids, bottled sodas, Monster drinks (or other brands), gummy bears and worms, candy bars. They could go to a grocery store or Walmart and get the same junk for 30 to 40% cheaper.
Look up intelligence on average by race and it will explain alot
This always irked me. We need snap to be like WIC.
My kids have never had soda. When we got snap i bought all the healthy food i cant afford now😂 i dont get snap. Despite being a single mom. Idc my kids eat healthy. Just not a lot of fruit snacks😂
Those deer DO know when hunting season is! I'm not a hunter but I lived in the foothills of Mt Rainier and I could always tell when hunting season had begun when the deer with racks would start showing up in the downtowns of small towns in the foothills, because they knew that they could not be shot in a downtown area with humans.
My reoccurring school dream is that it is halfway through the year and I am going to all my classes as usual. Then I go to my next class, look around, and realize that I forgot to go to this class all year. I haven't been there since the first day. Sheer panic sets in when I realize there is no way I will be able to make up all the work. I am 42 years old, it is definitely school PTSD, lol.
The first sheet of TP has to be glued down because if it was loose, the roll would jam up the wrapping machine. Many years of factory work teaches you a few things!
Your re-occurring dream means that you have taken on new roles in your life and are behind in finding the tools to complete the tasks that come with your role. Going back to your locker means you want to go back to your previous role but your time has moves on and there is no going back (combination lock). The falling behind part is you judging yourself against others and appreciating their victories while criticizing your own.
**blows bubbles from pipe**
Indeed.
The school represents order. Failure or loss of direction means that Tyler thinks he doesn't have order in life and thinks he's behind when compared to others. Not being able to open the locker means that there are repressed issues that haven't been dealt with. Luckily for him, I charge just 100$ per hour. ☺
And it's because he is a parent
I have those same dreams. Never had any such troubles while in school, so they're definitely not based in memory.
Nah, it just means he was Jeff Spicolli in his former life.
I have had similar dreams. My research indicates that the surroundings of the dream aren’t typically relevant, only the feelings you have related to them.
Your dreams may be anxiety related fomo or fear of failure because of significant changes in your life. You’re doing well and you may be subconsciously anxious that it may not last. This type dream is extremely common among very successful people.
Please keep in mind that my opinion and $5 might be just enough to get you a plain cup of coffee at Starbucks… 😀
Poverty nachos? Those Tostitos rounds are like $5 a bag now, those are King nachos
5$ in Bidenomics is 1$ 😂
$5 is a lot to pay for a bag of air.
@@muchachonextdoor5608 who is the worst VP.... Harris or Pence?
Saw them and thought I should go make some homemade tortillas, cut and fry them and nuke some cheese on them, yum. And there might be enough in the bank to pay the bills after.
I thought he was talking about the ones you buy at the gas station that come with the orange sauce that has the audacity to call itself cheez. I routinely melt shredded cheese onto Tostitos at home.
My advice, if you care about the way the clear coat and paint looks on your car, don't do the automated car washes at all. The brushes on those things are never cleaned, so the dirt from the last 10,000 washes ends up pummeling your paint.
Your recurring dream makes me think of junior high. Going from a one-floor building to a three-floor building, changing classes, lockers and remembering their combination, gym suits, showering after gym. Shudder. Scarred for life!
"it is time, to do what we have always done, and that time is every day"
😂
You don't even have to write who the quote is from... we all know and cringe 🤣🤣🤣
@@tamsolo1584
Hey, lighten up.
Are you forgetting what a great job she did as the Border Czar?
I’m retired & on to my second career, doing well and I had ‘poverty nachos’ just last week cuz they good!!
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
Truck stop nachos are the best. Pay first, then go back and load up.
Happy Sunday Zeducation and everyone else thats watching this video wherever you are from
God bless Ruby Freeman and Shay Moss
Sure knew a lot of words to that Taylor Swift song. I think Tyler's a closet Swifty 😂😂😂
His real name is Tyler Swift.
We know you are still celebrating Zed!!! Congrats!!!! We could hear Vikings fans cheering all the way to Texas!!
50 years a Vikings fan here. The memes and jokes write themselves.
As a diehard Sooner fan😢 I feel your pain. Maybe the Vikings need more Sooners on their roster. I was never so upset over a win as that poor excuse over Houston HU. 😱☠️
At least you can remember the Purpke people eaters.
The unarmed ones funny! My sister lost 2 toes! I keep sending her coupons for pedicures 20% off
Lol
Never a Vikings"Football Fan" I gave that up Years Ago, Yall can Watch the Millionaires Kneel to the Flag That Made Them that way!
Amen! I haven't watched the NFL since but I have watched the USFL/UFL it has none of the woke nonsense and no overpaid drama queens.
You virtue signalers put vegans to shame 😂 can't stop talking about how you're not fans anymore. We get it. We don't care. You don't need to mention it at every opportunity 😂
You don't need to know what a multiple of 7 is.
When did kneeling become a sign of disrespect?
@@ThomasJarred-fl9uf Kneeling during the National anthem......GTFOH with that bullshit
First off, I'm already a Vikings fan, so we can't lose this one! Secondly, my husband has the exact same reoccurring dreams about being lost at school and can't find his classroom. Lol
Great show today 😉👍
Waited till Monday to watch this episode, to dispel those Monday blues. I laughed and Lost, again. Ain't never won yet in over 200+ episodes. Keep 'em coming Zed
Went to Mexico once with my gf. She got a purple large wrap around body size scarf.
After a day in the ocean , she took it off and it dyed her skin purple. I called her barney for weeks.
Turned out to be the funniest and worst trip ever.
I have a recurring PTSD dream where I don’t remember my School schedule and don’t know where my next class is and the bell rings.
How about the one where you show up to school wearing just underwear 😮!
In my dreams I can’t find my locker or remember my combination 🤷♂️.
Same
Or forgetting my locker combination! As far as I know schools don’t have lockers anymore, but it caused me so much anxiety. It was so silly because after the third day I had it down pat, but it still preyed on my mind.
Pimp my ride 70's edition... putting $10,000 worth of baseball cards in today's value, in your spokes so it sounds cool.
SIGH....if only we knew then what we know now!
. Agreed
I have a ton of 80's and 90's baseball cards. How do I find out if they are worth anything?
@@TehButterflyEffect google
9:51 Tyler "They won't borrow you money.". Umm... It should be "They won't lend you money." This happens all the time in the Midwest and has bugged me for decades. There's no fixing this.
This was one of the best ones in awhile. Great job. Thanks.
I'm 77 yrs old, and STILL have a recurring dream that it's finals week, and I have a class I didn't think had.
I just had a bad high school dream the other night...I'm 61
75, so I’m NOT the only one who still has that dream!
@@Retiredmom2 It's crazy, no? lol
I dream that I'm trying to shuffle a semester's worth of math as I'm walking toward the classroom, desperately telling myself I can study it all in five minutes. Not even my room in real life. I'm 63, never really had it that bad. Anxiety is a trip.
I'm like Tyler, I have the dream of forgetting my locker combo and I'm late for class.
Or a worse nightmare is that I'm in school but forgot to wear pants. I'm 59.
I stopped watching sports around 1973. When I realized it was a complete scam. I went to boot camp with a young man who played college basketball for a national contender. He was a good player but not good enough for the pro teams. He played 4 years without classes. But was then dropped academically because the only thing he could write and read was his name that he had to sign on contracts. 16 years of school, but couldn't read and write.
No classes? 😮 That makes no sense. How did he even he get into college or boot camp without a diploma
Or taking the ASVAB?
@kj7792 In the early 70s, diplomas weren't necessary. They wanted warm bodies.
@@davidyetter5409 Yes it was required after 72. I thought it did in 65
In the early seventies judges were also still giving kids a choice of the military or a prison sentence. @@kj7792
I want a "Make Dumb Phones Great Again" hat.
OHMYJESUS YEESSSS
We can all do this...one phone at a time
Would love that for my classroom
It's not a dream; someone's watching old Saved by the Bell episodes beside you as you sleep.
18:24 *in Morgan Freeman voice* I remember thinkin', "That's about the cutest damn kitten I ever seen."
Oh that dream. It means you didn't learn anything because you still pull for the Vikings.
Just means he’s a loyal dude. I respect it
😂 Deev has Barney slippers!!!
You know he kept them and wears them on his toes when he's alone
My assessment of the dream.
Nerves about not feeling prepared.
You feel critical of your organizational abilities and you have anxiety about deadlines you set for yourself.
Bahahahaha!!!! The paint meme is legit. Found an entire clump of hair painted into the wall at my last place. 😂😂😂😂
As a Falcons fan, don't you think I've suffered enough without being subjected to your punishment!!
When Harris talks it reminds me of Chris Farley on SNL the “Remember when” skit. All that talking with no reasoning.
I knew something was off about zed. He is a secret Taylor Swift fan. Lol 🤣🤣🤣
Answers to toilet paper questions:
1) Why do they advertise? Everybody does, in fact, buy toilet paper. But they may not buy *your* toilet paper. Frankly, that's the best thing to advertise -- the commodity that everybody has to buy.
2) Why are they glued? So they don't come unrolled while being processed after manufacture.
3) Why is it the thing people panic buy? Because it has an infinite shelf life and do YOU want to ever be out of toilet paper? I sure as hell don't.
Microfiber towels are reusable and washable
Most toilets are within easy reach of a shower, hot water, and soap which is probably the better if more time consuming option.
You guys still use toilet paper!? C'mon, guys! It's 2024!
Weren't we supposed to have flying cars by now?
Instead we get toilet paper with wavy edges 😮
@@bvoyelr Trump dances like he is pumping.
Man, I'm 42. Pain is just part of being old.
24:47 Finally a punishment that Tyler will actually do! 😂
I laughed out loud at CORNHOLIO and Pawshank Redemption!
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤭🤭🤭🙌🏻👍🏻✌🏻❤️
The “g/f who put the freezer bags in the freezer”, he might wanna check the drawer to see if it has some leftovers or extras of some type sitting in the drawer where the bags usually go, hahaha
My thoughts were they are hiding something in the box check it before deciding if dumb ass or genius.
Had been a Vikings fan since '72 (Fran the Man and the Purple People Eaters) UNTIL the colon took a knee...the nfl died that day for me, haven't looked back since...
Exactly.... Same!
Good team back then; admired the snowy games as a Niner's fan. 100% same with the knee/wokeness deal; haven't watched or followed a game since.
That wood floor, “we’re going to need more holy water”-Season of the Witch
Sorry, that punishment is too much😔🤣
The Texas off ramp meme. can confirm. A couple years ago I was visiting family in Arlington, I-20 had all 3 lanes shut down for construction. An hour later, I saw some cars exiting an "off-ramp", so I said, screw it and followed them. Sailed back after that. Otherwise, I would probably STILL be in that traffic!
Tyler: Everyone loves that song
Me: I have no idea what song that is
😂😂😂Exactly
which song? Bohemian Rhapsody???? ya'll been living in a cave?????????
C’mon Man! Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen. 40+ year old classic. Rock Opera. Enjoy!
I'm a Bills fan..... I already have a punishment.
GO BILLS!!!!!!!
Lol I live in Buffalo gave up on them years ago. Every year now .... Superbowl this year ...I just shake my head & bet they won't get past the first round of the playoffs lol
I love these videos. So hilarious and the intro is so nice and welcoming too.
The worst part of the punishment is having to carr about NFL football
14:28 it’s not a bad financial decision when you have all the Legos and video games from when you’re a kid combined with all those you got as an adult. Thanks dad!
Yep
trolling for Vikings fans, new low Zed. 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Nothing wrong with old cars .I have owned the same 1964 Chevy Impala for 44 years and counting .Imagine that, something actually lasting if you take good care of it .I do have tons of fun sitting next to a Tesla at a red light letting those killer pipes and big block 409 do their thing .Hell I will even ask if they want to race sometimes .The looks on their faces is priceless .I don't feel bad about owning my old gas burner one bit considering I have donated many acres of my rural land and forests to wildlife habitats for many decades in a trust . Who is the true environmentally friendly person here ? I can guarantee the trees ,creeks ,swamps and river will be here helping the environment long after that Tesla is sitting in a junkyard somewhere as will my old Impala .Naturally I don't drive it that much with it being a show car after all but still a hell of a lot of fun when I do take it out for a drive .My every day vehicle is an old beat up pick up actually put together with duct tape , wire and basically falling apart .Perfect vehicle for a farm .It starts ,stops and gets me where I want to go .The 64 is not my only show car I own several hidden out in my barns .I just choose to drive my ratty old truck around .
I am 60 years old. I had no pains as a part of "normal" life as of yesterday. However, yesterday I fell 8 feet onto a concrete floor. I landed on my left side. Someone helped pull me back on my feet and I kept on doing what I was doing. Yeah, my knee hurts and my right shoulder hurts from where I tried to save myself, but otherwise I have no broken bones or anything torn, and I am still walking and working. Today I decided to need to go get my shoulder and knee looked at. The people who saw my fall happen were much more disturbed than I was, and with their hearts racing. I just continued lighting the scene we were shooting. I guess it depends on what you are used to, but no, you "should" not have pains when you get past 30 years old. I am 60 years old, and before falling 8 feet yesterday I had no pain.
Let's start Sunday out right with Zeducation.
@@calvinsmyth Trump dances like he is pumping tudix
The Poseidon Adventure
Winner, winner chicken dinner !!!!
I loved that Shelly Winters did her own swimming in that movie. I was on the swim team she that came out.
I was torn because the stairs aren't upside down, but this was my first guess. ❤
@@ladyloucks That was what got me to change my mind too. Now I am thinking "Deep Rising". When they go to the maintenance shop on the cruise ship. Damn I need to watch that movie again....
3 Hours later....I just re-watched Deep Rising..it was NOT from that movie.
Deep blue sea is the one with Samuel L Jackson
I thought his shirt was gonna say "Don't be alarmed. I'm unarmed." Lol
Your dream means - "wake up, you need to go to the bathroom!"
Your recurring dream definitely hints at anxiety and "not having what it takes". Which surprised me because I think you're doing AMAZING! Take that junk to the cross, put it under the Blood, and leave it there. Accept the talents/abilities God has for you! 😇 If you deliberately do this, I honestly believe (based on an experience I had with a vaguely disturbing, recurring dream,) you won't dream that anymore. Btw, I expect to see you in some kind of ministry or politics someday. Also btw, we'd love to see an occasion family photo. 🥰
God is punishing the Vikings. They'll start winning when the Minnesotans stop calling soda "pop".
I'm originaly from Kansas City. Everyone around there always has and always will call it pop, so..........
@@BudgetGunner1 Which one though?
Did you hear about the one-legged waitress? She works at I-Hop. Her name is I-Lean.
And her one-legged Japanese colleague is Irene.
And her one legged Asian co-worker named Irene. Lol
What do you zay to a one legged hitchhiker? Hop in.
She's related to Hopalong Cassidy, his great-great granddaughter 😂
ugh
Poverty nachos?
With the price of corn chips and cheese, those aren't poverty nachos anymore.
Here is the trick to never having to do the punishments... be a grumpy old bastard.
Happy Sunday! Thanks for the laughs!
7:38 - this reminded me of John Kruk who found out he had testicular cancer and he had a t-shirt made (or it was given to him) that read, “If I can’t play the game then I’m going to take my ball and go home” 😂😂😂