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  • @ZeducationTyler
    @ZeducationTyler  4 месяца назад +47

    Best of Zeducation Playlist: ruclips.net/p/PLDtx21ZJU_o7aob5hH1Ik0scVfmYd5lFj

    • @TaylorLancaster-t1z
      @TaylorLancaster-t1z 4 месяца назад +1

      I bought 20,000 shares of $MRMD on the stock market. The DEA might allow medical cannabis hospitals soon.

    • @BruceMusto
      @BruceMusto 4 месяца назад

      So you're saying that the "Best of Zeducation" playlist is just formless white noise that will help us sleep?

    • @WhiteRabbitAnne
      @WhiteRabbitAnne 4 месяца назад +1

      Great when you have insomnia. You still won't sleep but at least you'll laugh.

    • @angelabest5673
      @angelabest5673 4 месяца назад +1

      Taco Bell had Choco tacos and before that they had these push up ice creams

    • @medicinal_soul
      @medicinal_soul 4 месяца назад +3

      sitting here trying not to laugh like it's no shit November.

  • @otpyrcralphpierre1742
    @otpyrcralphpierre1742 4 месяца назад +357

    Just like Biden said, "Age is just a Letter".

  • @tarkheenameyer5499
    @tarkheenameyer5499 4 месяца назад +106

    The same people talking about term limits on Supreme Court refuse to consider term limits for themselves.

    • @AnAmericanPatriot1555
      @AnAmericanPatriot1555 4 месяца назад +2

      I’m gonna use this.

    • @tjjohnson-oj9or
      @tjjohnson-oj9or 3 месяца назад +2

      The ai blocked me the first time trying to post this...... Remember that congress are also the people that put term limits on the Presidency.

    • @marie_84
      @marie_84 3 месяца назад

      "The double moral of a narcissist." 🎉🎉🎉

  • @knotengajin7359
    @knotengajin7359 4 месяца назад +187

    “We” don’t let Congress do anything. They make the laws which includes those governing themselves, their wages, and their healthcare. Which is why the Founding Fathers wanted independent successful people and not career politicians.

    • @willysworld-01
      @willysworld-01 4 месяца назад +8

      They are considering a law that prevents them from investing in stocks of the companies that they regulate though...still in the talking stages. As for the moment, they do have insider information that "Technically" is not illegal to use to invest. Im pretty sure they are going to put an end to it though.

    • @knotengajin7359
      @knotengajin7359 4 месяца назад

      @@willysworld-01 “They” frequently make overtures of good legislation, typically around election time, but generally either drop the bills entirely or butcher them mercilessly. Probably be easier to get all 50 states to pass resolutions agreeing on something like no stock trading or term limits than to allow the so called elected representatives to do so.

    • @libertyresearch-iu4fy
      @libertyresearch-iu4fy 4 месяца назад +14

      They used to say if Congress votes themselves a salary increase, it won't take effect until the following term. Since they are each there 500 years, it really doesn't matter anymore.

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset 4 месяца назад

      @@willysworld-01Yeah and then you need to prove it!

    • @rawhitaker1044
      @rawhitaker1044 4 месяца назад

      Period. Full stop.

  • @MalorieRivera
    @MalorieRivera 4 месяца назад +66

    Storing cups upside-down is a holdover from the Dust Bowl era to keep the sand/dust from getting inside

    • @shirleyucantbserious4201
      @shirleyucantbserious4201 4 месяца назад +6

      I got up in the middle of the night once, didnt turn the light on, went to the kitchen, filled a glass with water and ended up kissing a boxelder bug. I still get the heebee jeebeez just thinking about it.

    • @QueenQuill
      @QueenQuill 3 месяца назад

      @@shirleyucantbserious4201 lol do you live in Utah?

    • @TheRealestHi
      @TheRealestHi 3 месяца назад +2

      It’s a ghetto thing. You have to store your cup upside down or you’ll have roaches dancing in your cup all night.😂

    • @dugroz
      @dugroz 3 месяца назад

      Bugs.

    • @Rob-vs8ye
      @Rob-vs8ye 3 месяца назад

      Those things still exist. Especially in west texas.

  • @savagedirk9267
    @savagedirk9267 4 месяца назад +156

    “Don’t tell me your life story!”, says the dude with his life story sitting right behind. 😂

    • @James_Bee
      @James_Bee 4 месяца назад +20

      Yes, but he's asking you to check it out, not making you listen to it.

    • @louiesamuel9189
      @louiesamuel9189 4 месяца назад +3

      You make a good point.

    • @rawhitaker1044
      @rawhitaker1044 4 месяца назад +17

      But he didn't lead us on with a promise of a recipe for homemade sauerkraut.

    • @purplelove392
      @purplelove392 4 месяца назад +2

      The definition of irony!

    • @sukaenacornelius9285
      @sukaenacornelius9285 4 месяца назад +6

      Voluntary though. I feel like the same types of people that write a five page essay before getting to the actual info are the same type that sniff their own farts.

  • @Choalith_Ikanthe
    @Choalith_Ikanthe 4 месяца назад +40

    Anyone stupid enough to store cups right-side-up has obviously never found a Hobo Spider waiting in their cup for them.

  • @scottcampbell7944
    @scottcampbell7944 4 месяца назад +112

    Nobody is more surprised than a man hearing his wife’s plans for the second time.

    • @HubertofLiege
      @HubertofLiege 4 месяца назад +13

      We talked about this

    • @eebinet
      @eebinet 4 месяца назад +9

      @@HubertofLiege No, we didn't 😉😁😁😁

    • @Cmon-Man
      @Cmon-Man 4 месяца назад +1

      @@eebinet She yipper yapped, I was watching football 🏈 . Equals out 🤣

    • @rebeccaclementz3756
      @rebeccaclementz3756 4 месяца назад +1

      My Aunt says she has to tell her husband something 3 times before it registers.

    • @cactusrose55
      @cactusrose55 4 месяца назад +1

      Hahahahahahaha folks are on a roll today by crackie.

  • @rocksreviewsreactions337
    @rocksreviewsreactions337 4 месяца назад +141

    I can't believe people are going hand over heels for Kamala. Didn't we learn our lesson with Biden? They are so brainwashed.😑

    • @lanesteele240
      @lanesteele240 4 месяца назад +10

      The 85 million that voted biden didn’t go anywhere

    • @nickj1111981
      @nickj1111981 4 месяца назад +8

      Head over heels lol

    • @victorialove9104
      @victorialove9104 4 месяца назад +3

      Heels up!

    • @julied6322
      @julied6322 4 месяца назад +10

      In Harris' case I believe the term is "heels over head".

    • @GTFBITK
      @GTFBITK 4 месяца назад

      ​@@julied6322lol

  • @nunya8903
    @nunya8903 4 месяца назад +57

    Cups and glasses upside down… no bugs or mice can poop in there!

    • @davidstrother496
      @davidstrother496 4 месяца назад +14

      If you have to worry about mice pooping in your cups, you have a lot more to worry about than upside down.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 4 месяца назад +11

      @nunya I live out in the country, so dust from the dirt roads & field mice are a constant worry. Only dust gets in my upper cabinets, thankfully!

    • @Mentallycheckedout365
      @Mentallycheckedout365 4 месяца назад +4

      I live on a farm, but mice, dust, spiders are not an issue inside my cabinet. Do your cabinets not close?

    • @nunya8903
      @nunya8903 4 месяца назад +3

      I don’t have to worry about any of this, yes I’m clean and my cabinets close.
      I think this might stem from my grandma’s childhood. It’s what she taught my mom, and she passed it to me.

    • @nunya8903
      @nunya8903 4 месяца назад +3

      @@Mentallycheckedout365
      You just never know when someone leaves a cupboard door open…

  • @TheFeralFarmgirl
    @TheFeralFarmgirl 4 месяца назад +28

    Sure. Store the cups right side up. See how many spiders and bugs you collect. Just make sure you check them before you pour your drink. If you live in AZ, you know. 😝

  • @michaeljohnson7493
    @michaeljohnson7493 4 месяца назад +101

    I once used a line from a Zeducation meme in the grocery store. The cashier asked if I found everything OK, and then I said “what, are you hiding something?”

    • @martina21953
      @martina21953 4 месяца назад +7

      But did they laugh?

    • @michaeljohnson7493
      @michaeljohnson7493 4 месяца назад +10

      @@martina21953 she smiled just a little, after a brief moment of “what did I just hear”

    • @wilburrrrr742
      @wilburrrrr742 4 месяца назад +7

      I've used both that one, and the milk one. I also give the produce guy grief about his red onions being purple.

  • @arturotorres6437
    @arturotorres6437 4 месяца назад +19

    Last time i went the dentist, 2 years ago, i paid $400 just to tell me how messed up my teeth were. I paid another grand to get wisdom teeth removed by another Doctor. Going to the dentist sucks!

    • @Felix-Sited
      @Felix-Sited 4 месяца назад +1

      This is why I do home dentistry. It's tough at first, but you get better at it over the decades.

  • @davematheis3519
    @davematheis3519 4 месяца назад +23

    Hey Tyler, I just finished reading your book. It was very moving and hard to put down. I have been enjoying your videos for years but had no idea about your personal story. Well done on all your persistence, hard work and reaching your goals.

  • @barbarabaker1457
    @barbarabaker1457 4 месяца назад +26

    13:40 Trumped up charges too, I can almost hear "they see me rollin, they hatin, patrollin, tryin catch me ridin dirty."

    • @joshuajohnson7049
      @joshuajohnson7049 4 месяца назад +4

      I much prefer the other version of that song: "tryin to catch me white and nerdy".

  • @kjackers5710
    @kjackers5710 4 месяца назад +76

    Frank Gorshin was the all-time best Riddler

    • @HoustonRebel
      @HoustonRebel 4 месяца назад +12

      The perfect Riddler. Also was a great impersonator before that.

    • @ladylestranj
      @ladylestranj 4 месяца назад +1

      I whole heartedly agree!

  • @AnOwlfie
    @AnOwlfie 3 месяца назад +1

    "You're not making the banana bread" was the realest one

  • @TAndRDInSpace
    @TAndRDInSpace 4 месяца назад +63

    Cups are stored upside down so they don't collect dust inside when not in use.

    • @scottmccloud9029
      @scottmccloud9029 4 месяца назад +8

      Yes, dust, but also roaches, mice, and spiders.

    • @gregfender7944
      @gregfender7944 4 месяца назад

      Comes from when the government coerced the farmers to over plow and usa had black storms

    • @Kalbuir66
      @Kalbuir66 4 месяца назад +5

      @@scottmccloud9029 Mmmm....protein!!!!

    • @scottmccloud9029
      @scottmccloud9029 4 месяца назад +4

      @@Kalbuir66 🤣🤣🤣 I'll pass.

    • @Beach-Star-Experience-550-YT
      @Beach-Star-Experience-550-YT 4 месяца назад +8

      Or bugs in summer... (I don't care if you clean daily, ants can get in anywhere at any time).

  • @nathanhill1531
    @nathanhill1531 4 месяца назад +10

    A new batman character, the cackler. Starring a failed VP

  • @clinton6087
    @clinton6087 4 месяца назад +51

    I work at a grocery store and the reason we ask people if they want their milk in a bag is because the one time you don't the customer will flip out and scold you for not putting their milk in a bag.

    • @Kryten428
      @Kryten428 4 месяца назад +11

      Those sound like the same people who will loose their crap at the deli when they ask for $5 of stuff and get asked if $5.05 is ok.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 4 месяца назад +8

      I don't remember a time when my milk wasn't automatically double bagged. Unless we're talking about paper, that's always been single. (Tip: carry paper bags with sweaty contents from the bottom!)

    • @bevp7838
      @bevp7838 4 месяца назад +4

      I would think that guys who participate in “one trip olympics” would LOVE the bag! (If you pick it up last, would it act as a stopper, keeping the other bags on your arm?🤔)

    • @wilhoroshak6253
      @wilhoroshak6253 4 месяца назад +4

      I work at a gas station, and people are rude and short when I don’t put their singular soda in a bag. Sorry I assumed you had hands.

    • @clinton6087
      @clinton6087 4 месяца назад +1

      @@wilhoroshak6253 bahahaha I'm going to use that

  • @karenc2192
    @karenc2192 4 месяца назад +7

    After that opening, thousands of French Christians came together and prayed!!

  • @johnnydodson3362
    @johnnydodson3362 4 месяца назад +184

    USAF Retired representing here. Go ChairForce!

    • @thechuckjosechannel.2702
      @thechuckjosechannel.2702 4 месяца назад +15

      Go chairforce!

    • @GuyPipili
      @GuyPipili 4 месяца назад +12

      😅 embrace the name! Thanks for serving sir! Have a great day, regardless of the craziness!

    • @danielgodfrey4415
      @danielgodfrey4415 4 месяца назад +9

      Chair force requires smart people to enlist

    • @ChuckHuffmaster
      @ChuckHuffmaster 4 месяца назад +5

      Isn't it a little early for you to be up

    • @andywagoner4869
      @andywagoner4869 4 месяца назад +7

      Nerd! Just joking. Thanks for giving us Army guys a lift.

  • @macsawesomeplace
    @macsawesomeplace 4 месяца назад +7

    The Well F building is in Jacksonville, Florida. Wells Fargo recently vacated that high rise building. Nice to see someone got a good meme in

  • @seandelap8587
    @seandelap8587 4 месяца назад +119

    When you leave university dumber than when you went in you know that there's no longer any point to them

    • @sweettea527
      @sweettea527 4 месяца назад +3

      I do this with my students. They complain when they see the year it was released, but they end up loving it!

    • @starkenterprises2371
      @starkenterprises2371 4 месяца назад +5

      And the school should refund your money.

    • @elultimo102
      @elultimo102 4 месяца назад +6

      Just think if the instructors were people who actually do the job, as opposed to theoreticians, who haven't had a real job since HS. Just think of what you might learn, if you could avoid the useless force-fed drivel taking 50% of your tuition, designed to make you a "well-rounded person."

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 4 месяца назад +3

      @sweettea Exactly, it's not _old_ if it's _new_ to you lol 👍 I never got the whole "meme-mentality" about when stuff was made.

    • @snowwhite5842
      @snowwhite5842 4 месяца назад +1

      I bought a textbook for a CRT class at a thrift store in a college town because I want to peruse what the hell they are teaching these young people and be able to arm myself for a discussion with these “people”. I’d use a different a description of those students but YT has told me to stop using those words because it was hate speech. I thought it accurate terminology given the subject, but I don’t want to get thrown off YT.

  • @nathanwoodruff9422
    @nathanwoodruff9422 4 месяца назад +9

    Every time that I am at the grocery store in the checkout line and the cashier asks me "Did you find everything that you need?" I respond, "Yea, and I found a few things that I don't need", and point to the Pop Tarts. I then ask, "Is there any possible way that you can hid them better?" I get no response.

  • @KeithGlass
    @KeithGlass 4 месяца назад +81

    When asked for my pronouns, I reply with:
    Milord.
    Master.
    Your Imperial Majesty..
    😂😂

    • @jerdog781627
      @jerdog781627 4 месяца назад +11

      Nick/her

    • @Kalbuir66
      @Kalbuir66 4 месяца назад +3

      @@jerdog781627 hahaha, that's epic

    • @engmed4400
      @engmed4400 4 месяца назад

      My pronouns are Ah/60.

  • @ExtraMedium-
    @ExtraMedium- 4 месяца назад +9

    Any fellow Idahoans out there willing to pitch in to get that Smokey Bear meme up onto a few billboards?

  • @rheel6747
    @rheel6747 4 месяца назад +24

    Cups down in the cupboard every time for sure, that's how you know that the roaches haven't been walking all over the part that touches the drink.

  • @nedlyest
    @nedlyest 4 месяца назад +7

    When the cashier asks me if I want a bag I use, "no I think we will save a plastic tree today"

  • @nopes1776
    @nopes1776 4 месяца назад +53

    every morning you wake up with dead spiders in your cup... dry upside down.

    • @matthewbeaver5026
      @matthewbeaver5026 4 месяца назад +12

      Yea I use a woodstove. This time of year I'm just starting to get a handle on the dust. Gotta be upside down.

    • @martina21953
      @martina21953 4 месяца назад +9

      I should put my cups upside down. Right side up, you have to blow the dust out of them before you use them. I like the slight rush of blowing into a cup.

    • @Cerinaya
      @Cerinaya 4 месяца назад +13

      Having lived on a dirt road and everything being dusty when it's dry, upside down is best so I don't have to rise my glasses before using them.

    • @nekk-ra7080
      @nekk-ra7080 4 месяца назад +12

      If you live in a rural area, things are kept upside down because the dust is a sentient lifeform with +20 constitution.

    • @AndyDrake-FOOKYT
      @AndyDrake-FOOKYT 4 месяца назад +10

      I have found mice nesting in cups...especially lesser used ones in the way back.
      All sorts of things can get into your cups when stored upright.

  • @research903
    @research903 4 месяца назад +8

    To put a fine point on it: The "Ma Deuce," as it is sometimes referred to, was first tested by the Army in 1918. The M2 was designed in response to both German 13mm antitank rifles being fielded and the thicker enemy armor appearing on the battlefield in Europe. After a number of tests, the M2 entered service in 1923 as the M1921. It is a scaled-up version of an older Browning design, the M1917 .30 cal water-cooled machine gun, and, like its predecessor, early variants of the M2 were also water-cooled. Since its first induction, the M2 has undergone a few changes, although the basic action of the weapon system has remained the same. Yeah, I'm "that guy" when it comes to facts. A side-effect of my OCDC...

    • @peterdean9181
      @peterdean9181 4 месяца назад +2

      Yeah, but you left out the part about when the weapon was first adapted to be used by a T-Rex

  • @babablksneak
    @babablksneak 4 месяца назад +19

    The "confuse your kids starter pack", is actually an infant/toddler "busy box" from back in the day. Lol 😄

  • @heatsrink01
    @heatsrink01 4 месяца назад +5

    Cup are stored upside down because they're easier to stack, won't tip over easily because of the wider base and also keeps dirt and dust from entering.

  • @Northlandlynx
    @Northlandlynx 4 месяца назад +53

    The confuse your kids starter pack should also include eight tracks and payphones.

    • @ChuckHuffmaster
      @ChuckHuffmaster 4 месяца назад +14

      You can really confuse them by telling them this # is a pound sign

    • @kri249
      @kri249 4 месяца назад +5

      Don't forget phonebooks and Playboy magazines.

    • @jsnanax4.
      @jsnanax4. 4 месяца назад +7

      And manual transmission

    • @travist.7279
      @travist.7279 4 месяца назад +6

      And a job application.

    • @ronsamborski6230
      @ronsamborski6230 4 месяца назад +2

      And manual ice makers.

  • @naowright9308
    @naowright9308 4 месяца назад +2

    Employer: "What the highest form of education you have?"
    Me: "Zeducation"

  • @GenXfrom75
    @GenXfrom75 4 месяца назад +25

    On break and it’s mad today! People in Charleston going crazy over some rain with a name 😂

  • @Mr73Baja
    @Mr73Baja 4 месяца назад +4

    "Cranking a screwdriver" makes wrench motion 😂

  • @EndlessMystify
    @EndlessMystify 4 месяца назад +58

    I got Covid back in 2021. I got it bad. Called an ambulance on the third of may, fell asleep on the way to the hospital and woke up on the 27'th of August. That bad. After three weeks of rehab, they let me go back home. And guess what? Even though almost non of the rehab had been for my hands or arms, I could still open my jars on my own. Despite my insane experience, I still managed to avoid getting vacced, thankfully.

    • @babablksneak
      @babablksneak 4 месяца назад +10

      God Bless you. I bet your all kinds of naturally vacced now!

    • @bethshadid2087
      @bethshadid2087 4 месяца назад +8

      Don't be so sure.......check all your medical records...js

    • @GLARebel
      @GLARebel 4 месяца назад

      I think I caught it but I'm not sure. I never went to see a doctor or get tested or get vaccinated. I just kept going to work... Had a bad cough for about two weeks and that was it. If I caught it and that's all it was then that shit's for pussies.

    • @stejer211
      @stejer211 4 месяца назад

      Did Covid affect your brain or was it malfunctioning before that?

    • @EricGoldberg-cp4ju
      @EricGoldberg-cp4ju 4 месяца назад +1

      That doesn't sound like Covid at all. The doctors probably said you had Covid because they are incompetent

  • @dfaoutdoors6903
    @dfaoutdoors6903 4 месяца назад +4

    I never understood putting a jug with a handle into a bag until I moved to the land of humidity, Florida.
    Then I realized when your jug begins to sweat, you'd better have an immaculatley vaccumed vehicle, or that jug is gonna have some crazy hitchikers comin into your kitchen.
    If you get the bag, you just take it off at the trash can and voila nice clean jug! 😁🤙

  • @laurabeane8862
    @laurabeane8862 4 месяца назад +29

    Frank Gorshin was not only the best Riddler, he also performed on the Ed Sullivan Show before The Beatles

    • @Kalbuir66
      @Kalbuir66 4 месяца назад +5

      Definitely my favorite Riddler for sure.

    • @michael777e
      @michael777e 4 месяца назад

      He was also in a Star Trek episode were he was half black half white on his face and was chasing a guy who face color was opposite of his

  • @erichtomanek4739
    @erichtomanek4739 4 месяца назад +8

    The dumbest thing I believed as a child was that McDonald's burgers used Gorilla meat.

    • @TLowGrrreen
      @TLowGrrreen 4 месяца назад +2

      Jack in the box was serving up kangaroo for a minute at the end of the 70s, so...🤷‍♂️😊

    • @erichtomanek4739
      @erichtomanek4739 4 месяца назад +1

      @@TLowGrrreen
      Kangaroo Goulash cooked in a Pressure Cooker is the best!

    • @EricGoldberg-cp4ju
      @EricGoldberg-cp4ju 4 месяца назад +2

      The chicken McNuggets are not made of chicken. That gray meat looks suspect

  • @Alexander-fr1kk
    @Alexander-fr1kk 4 месяца назад +124

    Reopen the asylums!!!

    • @ChuckHuffmaster
      @ChuckHuffmaster 4 месяца назад +21

      We still have them they're just called universities now

    • @rickpicone9751
      @rickpicone9751 4 месяца назад

      @@ChuckHuffmaster Or politicians.

    • @EricGoldberg-cp4ju
      @EricGoldberg-cp4ju 4 месяца назад +1

      If you mean the insane asylums we can send all the loony politicians there

  • @ronswanson485
    @ronswanson485 4 месяца назад +2

    @18:33 - Former wartime Army EOD guy here...can confirm, that was exactly our attitude!

    • @Rob-vs8ye
      @Rob-vs8ye 3 месяца назад

      Our instructor was missing most of his leg some fingers and part of an ear. Craziest funniest man i ever met. The lady instructor was a bitch 😂

  • @dloren2010
    @dloren2010 4 месяца назад +19

    Thank God for Sundays and Zeducation!

    • @leahg3926
      @leahg3926 4 месяца назад +1

      Right before church!!❤

  • @Soylent.Green.
    @Soylent.Green. 4 месяца назад +1

    God bless you and your country! (You really need it)😂 Greetings fr Bavaria! ✊

  • @rduse4125
    @rduse4125 4 месяца назад +36

    6:52 - The “CD” case….we looked at the 8-track box.!!!

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 4 месяца назад +6

      I used to sit on the 📦 that held the 8-tracks in the van, but mainly grew up with cassettes lol

    • @Bosco-knows-all
      @Bosco-knows-all 4 месяца назад

      Or strained to see the title on a stack of 45's....

    • @rduse4125
      @rduse4125 4 месяца назад +2

      @@Bosco-knows-all - If you were distracted by 45s while driving, my hats off to ya…🤭

  • @danielcorona151
    @danielcorona151 4 месяца назад +1

    Falling asleep to zedcation is already my habit

  • @kojikicklighter371
    @kojikicklighter371 4 месяца назад +38

    That "WELL F..." sign is in Jax. That's been the attitude downtown for decades. They're done gaslighting.

    • @victorialove9104
      @victorialove9104 4 месяца назад

      Nobody in Jacksonville calls it Jax. Nobody in San Francisco calls it Frisco.❤

  • @oddlycreatetiff8920
    @oddlycreatetiff8920 4 месяца назад +2

    Rome 2,000 years ago. Africa, like...an hour ago 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂 So true.

  • @VinnyMartello
    @VinnyMartello 4 месяца назад +8

    The memes this morning are on point.

  • @justadog8248
    @justadog8248 4 месяца назад +3

    That was some bold talk at the beginning of the video. I felt threatened. Mentally I was holding a knife to the tape of the Christmas tree box. Yeah that'll do it. Bring it on Zed!

  • @karlahall9058
    @karlahall9058 4 месяца назад +11

    Cups, upside-down!!! Everyone knows that, dugh!!!

  • @dougtripp2431
    @dougtripp2431 4 месяца назад +6

    Cayden, Brayden, maybe we'll name our next kid Sayden.

    • @ronsamborski6230
      @ronsamborski6230 4 месяца назад +1

      Don’t forget Aiden, or Ayden.

    • @kj7792
      @kj7792 4 месяца назад

      Brayken, Trayken, Clayton, Drayken😂

    • @kellyd4221
      @kellyd4221 4 месяца назад +1

      Layden 😂

    • @kellyd4221
      @kellyd4221 4 месяца назад

      Cretin LOL LOL

  • @sagethegreat4680
    @sagethegreat4680 4 месяца назад +21

    The dog on the left is an American pitbull terrier. I had one for 14 years . He was built like a bodybuilder so it is more than likely real . The other can't tell looks like a bulldog and any dog can be fluffy if they eat to much 😂

    • @hhealy7199
      @hhealy7199 4 месяца назад

      The dog is also starving.

  • @InternetGrandpa
    @InternetGrandpa 4 месяца назад +3

    Tyler: If you're at stage 3 throw 'em out.
    Me @ age 70: Whaaat?!?

  • @Mr7seventh
    @Mr7seventh 4 месяца назад +11

    You little weirdo! 😂. Great show!!!🇺🇸

    • @jessiep2471
      @jessiep2471 4 месяца назад

      Absolutely perfect 👌

  • @kellyzent2415
    @kellyzent2415 3 месяца назад

    I just found your channel, thank you. I need clean humor in my life to help me de-stress! The added perk is that you live in Minnesota also.😊

  • @rkcpek
    @rkcpek 4 месяца назад +11

    Fixing the time frame for the t-rex photo got me.

  • @Stacey505
    @Stacey505 4 месяца назад +6

    We should be done with their fake promises and tell us how they will fix the problem's

  • @emanymton713
    @emanymton713 4 месяца назад +17

    I got an ad asking me to donate to Kamala Harris before this video…😂😂😂

    • @llamasugar5478
      @llamasugar5478 4 месяца назад +2

      I mute it and let it play. Waste _their_ money for a change.

  • @peterdean9181
    @peterdean9181 4 месяца назад +1

    That T-Rex storming the beach in France during D-Day scared the hell out of the Germans

  • @AsTheCrowSquawks
    @AsTheCrowSquawks 4 месяца назад +27

    Before smart phones, what did I look at while driving? A Thomas Guide. If you know, you know.

    • @Meh-j9s
      @Meh-j9s 4 месяца назад +5

      Mapsco

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt 4 месяца назад +4

      also a thing to add to the starter pack

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt 4 месяца назад +4

      I love use it when on vacation with my parents

    • @victorss212
      @victorss212 4 месяца назад +2

      Map quest 😂

    • @martina21953
      @martina21953 4 месяца назад +7

      As a kid, our family would drive down to Florida. I would follow the map to keep track of where we were. When I grew up, I became a draftsman who drew maps. Who woulda thunk?

  • @justinlindner2709
    @justinlindner2709 4 месяца назад +1

    Please, please, please, please make a looooong "best of" all the dark humor memes, jokes, etc.!!! The world really needs it!

  • @Hellseeker1
    @Hellseeker1 4 месяца назад +27

    The vegan who died got me, sorry dark humor gets me

    • @ronsamborski6230
      @ronsamborski6230 4 месяца назад +1

      Dark humor is like food in Gaza, not everyone gets it.
      😐

    • @ericb4542
      @ericb4542 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@ronsamborski6230 maybe Atkins would have been better for Everest? 😂

  • @mattiemathis9549
    @mattiemathis9549 4 месяца назад +1

    Love ya Tyler but you’re not a fall asleep to vibe. You’re my morning cup of coffee! 😂

  • @nathank4708
    @nathank4708 4 месяца назад +19

    100 pair of black leggings? As a man i have 8 pair of blue jeans, all 8 are a different shades of BLUE. That's variety and choices😂

  • @BamaShinesDistillery
    @BamaShinesDistillery 4 месяца назад +4

    Blazing Saddles. Still the funniest movie ever made.

    • @EricGoldberg-cp4ju
      @EricGoldberg-cp4ju 4 месяца назад +1

      That and Airplane

    • @BamaShinesDistillery
      @BamaShinesDistillery 4 месяца назад

      @@EricGoldberg-cp4ju Dont call me Shirley, Shirley

    • @carsons3511
      @carsons3511 3 месяца назад

      ​@BamaShinesDistillery "surely you can't be serious!?"
      "I'm serious and don't call me Shirley "

  • @tamer1773
    @tamer1773 4 месяца назад +22

    Colleges pushing student loans based on the future value of spurious degrees are the equivalent of academic underpants gnomes.

  • @plukkiepanda
    @plukkiepanda 4 месяца назад +1

    Oh jjeez…now I have to sleep with you Tyler..the masked man swimming did it..😂😂

  • @rahkinrah1963
    @rahkinrah1963 4 месяца назад +26

    Saw a clip the other day - husband set out his wife's 105 pair of shoes. He has 4.

    • @jaspersjoint7433
      @jaspersjoint7433 4 месяца назад +4

      I saw that as well! Who do you think put them back?? 😂

    • @kathybost1879
      @kathybost1879 4 месяца назад +2

      hey single men, here's one of your red flags, there are many if you know what to look for. good luck

    • @James_Bee
      @James_Bee 4 месяца назад +1

      Yeah and in that clip mentions those are just the ones in the closet or house and there were more stored away.

    • @nekk-ra7080
      @nekk-ra7080 4 месяца назад +1

      I have 20, but only wear the same 4 shoes regularly. It's a scam to sell us shoes we might wear once or twice in our lives - 'cause fashion.

  • @profchemskald
    @profchemskald 4 месяца назад +1

    Before the year 2000, the primary form of distracted driving was food.

  • @Magavynhigara
    @Magavynhigara 4 месяца назад +18

    If i recall right the cup down thing was done in the dustbowl area to keep them clean unless you wanted gritty water.

    • @kismet6309
      @kismet6309 4 месяца назад

      I was told , the little dust that might get in there is WAY better than the mold that might grow….🤷‍♀️

    • @Magavynhigara
      @Magavynhigara 4 месяца назад

      @@kismet6309 if you dont dry the glasses properly or your in a humid area i can see that.

  • @dorion9111
    @dorion9111 4 месяца назад +4

    @18:04 Store cups UPSIDE DOWN to prevent DUST from accumulating in them! YOUR ALL WELCOME!

    • @mena94x3
      @mena94x3 4 месяца назад +1

      Exactly. Upside down to keep dust (and possible bugs) out.
      I don't know about you, but I have way too many cups and nostalgic mugs. They don't get used very often, so bugs could potentially get in there! I don't often find bugs/spiders in my cupboards...probably never have, but just incase...😄)

  • @iris4547
    @iris4547 4 месяца назад +15

    as someone who also didnt go to the dentist for over a decade, i feel i need to say this. do it, now. i was scarred as a child and never wanted to go again. going to the dentist for me was like asking to be tortured. but now ive got $30k worth of work that needs to be done when it could have easily been prevented. had the work done over the past year and apart from discomfort of having your mouth open for long periods of time while people poke around, theres no pain, and my quality of life is so much better. theyve also put me on better brushes and tools that can minimise my time going back to them. i wish i went back sooner.

    • @HubertofLiege
      @HubertofLiege 4 месяца назад +1

      Thank you for your service

    • @martina21953
      @martina21953 4 месяца назад +3

      Dentists have devices that can hold your mouth open so you don't get muscle fatigue. My husband had to request it every time he went to the dentist.

    • @babablksneak
      @babablksneak 4 месяца назад +1

      It is better for your heart too! Whodda thunk it?

    • @EricGoldberg-cp4ju
      @EricGoldberg-cp4ju 4 месяца назад +3

      Tyler might be wearing dentures at age 50

    • @AndyDrake-FOOKYT
      @AndyDrake-FOOKYT 4 месяца назад +2

      Yeah...I dug myself into a hole as well.
      Hopefully I can hold out for robot teeth.

  • @cheebawobanu
    @cheebawobanu 4 месяца назад +2

    Stage Three: Buh-bye Grandma! Throw it out

  • @KO-lw4lo
    @KO-lw4lo 4 месяца назад +6

    The Olympic Games idea would be hilarious. They would definitely need those lifeguards if I got called for any of the swimming/diving events😂😂😂

  • @lainaschwab8783
    @lainaschwab8783 4 месяца назад

    Happy Sunday! Thank you for the laughs!

  • @dwayneklien5308
    @dwayneklien5308 4 месяца назад +35

    Minnasota, like most of the original 13 colonies have gone back to being Torries and longing for British rule again.

    • @ChuckHuffmaster
      @ChuckHuffmaster 4 месяца назад +10

      Slowly turning into Minnesotastan

    • @kathybost1879
      @kathybost1879 4 месяца назад

      actually the UK is over run with the 3rd world, We are taxed to DEATH here. Can't wait for NOV. Please ms. cackle choose our gov. please.

    • @dwayneklien5308
      @dwayneklien5308 4 месяца назад +3

      @@ChuckHuffmaster: Don't go to the light, it's a trap. 😂

    • @bettyir4302
      @bettyir4302 4 месяца назад +4

      King Harry and Queen Meghan. That'll slap them back to reality.

    • @jsemplefelton5348
      @jsemplefelton5348 4 месяца назад +1

      ​​@@bettyir4302- will never happen. Believe me. 🇬🇧

  • @lenkoehler
    @lenkoehler 3 месяца назад

    Who would've thought my routine to fall asleep would ever become a punishment 😂 the combination of lo-fi background music and Zed's calm voice are the perfect combination to fall asleep

  • @lanceviott9885
    @lanceviott9885 4 месяца назад +21

    I am building a boatercycle TODAY.

    • @QueenKurt
      @QueenKurt 4 месяца назад +1

      I do not think the one Tylor show would flood in water

    • @purplelove392
      @purplelove392 4 месяца назад +1

      We need one here in East TX/Western Looziana! 🐊

  • @Petz420
    @Petz420 4 месяца назад +2

    The Punishment : Mission already accomplished.

  • @bobrainer4008
    @bobrainer4008 4 месяца назад +6

    16:12 People who say this rendition was bad have never heard Rosanne Barrs take.

    • @favoritemustard3542
      @favoritemustard3542 4 месяца назад

      I can still hear it! For those that don't know, imagine a bellowing heifer.

  • @tonicooper5449
    @tonicooper5449 4 месяца назад +6

    Love the starter pack, we watched the road.

  • @itsmealso
    @itsmealso 4 месяца назад +2

    "If you're at stage 3 here, throw'em out" for a minute, I thought Zed was advocating we kick out our elderly from society

  • @brie2964
    @brie2964 4 месяца назад +22

    My kids are under the age of 10 but I still force them to watch all the movies I loved to watch as a kid and they usually end up loving them

    • @Meh-j9s
      @Meh-j9s 4 месяца назад +1

      I let my kid watch Predator at age 10. Super awesome.

    • @probuilder961
      @probuilder961 4 месяца назад +1

      My daughters love Back to the Future & Karate Kid

    • @EricGoldberg-cp4ju
      @EricGoldberg-cp4ju 4 месяца назад +2

      I watched the all the horror movies of the 80's at ten years old. I even went as Freddy Kruger and Jason for Halloween when I was a kid

    • @laurievaneck5104
      @laurievaneck5104 4 месяца назад

      Grandkids next! 😂

  • @devilman2465
    @devilman2465 4 месяца назад +2

    Cups and glasses are stored upside down to keep dust from settling inside the cup.

  • @monsterpek2426
    @monsterpek2426 4 месяца назад +15

    @2:10 To add the the Olympics idea. Can it be done Hunger Games style but without the death part lol, pick random number seats and that person must participate.

  • @TnT_F0X
    @TnT_F0X 4 месяца назад +3

    Wait... the punishment is to condition our brains to make us fall asleep whenever Zed is talking?
    I don't think he thought this through...

  • @leejohnson2024
    @leejohnson2024 4 месяца назад +10

    I know 3 people who got student loan forgiveness. All 3 of them had already paid 150% of their original loan, and bc of interest they still owed 40-50k. This is the type of people that is getting forgiveness not the ones right out of school just beginning to pay their loans.😂

    • @Beach-Star-Experience-550-YT
      @Beach-Star-Experience-550-YT 4 месяца назад +4

      If 150% was paid and they still owe money, where is this new math being taught and how is that school still open??

    • @dirtinmyeye6505
      @dirtinmyeye6505 4 месяца назад

      IRS has the same payment plan.

    • @leejohnson2024
      @leejohnson2024 4 месяца назад

      @@Beach-Star-Experience-550-YT you really are stupid aren't you why don't you try and understand interest. When buy acar for 30k with 10% interest you pay more than the loan for 30k there math genius.

    • @leejohnson2024
      @leejohnson2024 4 месяца назад +1

      @@Beach-Star-Experience-550-YT let make this even easier for you if you go get a loan for a house at 399,999 at 7,5% at 30 years. you pay 606,868.31 just in interest for that 399,999. for a total of1,006,867.31 so do you undersstand now how you can pay 150% of a loan and still owe money.

    • @TheKnellBelle
      @TheKnellBelle 4 месяца назад

      You pay more than your principal for any loan because of interest.

  • @TonkaJay
    @TonkaJay 4 месяца назад +1

    I don't know which cup, either. I went back to look again. 😂😂

  • @bobsacamano8187
    @bobsacamano8187 4 месяца назад +12

    On the EOD thing, it reminds me of something. I was with a UN mission in Liberia. We were constantly finding unexploded ordinance. Depending on where you were you would get different EODs. We had a mortar round and called EOD. It was Ethiopian EOD. The guy shows up in a small pickup. He stands behind his truck and throws the mortar down the road. It bounced a couple of times. He drove up to where it landed, then throws it again. Again, he gets in his truck and drives to where it landed. This time, he gets out and picks up the mortar and tosses it into the bed of his truck, then drives off. Hilarious.

    • @Kryten428
      @Kryten428 4 месяца назад

      Thanks Bob. There's my belly laugh for the day. 🤣

  • @wyattb3138
    @wyattb3138 3 месяца назад

    These memes helped me through college from 2020 to 2024, when I struggled with homesickness and stress, especially during the chine-virus. I just graduated and got my first full-time job, as Gen Z. Unironically, these memes have prepared me for the company culture.

  • @79bigcat
    @79bigcat 4 месяца назад +9

    18:09 You store them upside-down! That way the water drains out and you don't have to worry about spiders getting in there.

  • @BranNew1
    @BranNew1 4 месяца назад

    Hello my cousin.
    I’m in Liberal Michigan and this channel helps me with some laughs. 🙌

  • @jimmydesouza4375
    @jimmydesouza4375 4 месяца назад +56

    Just a randomly picked guy off the street competing in every Olympic discipline would actually be a cool thing. That's basically what Eddie the Eagle was and he became a minor hero.

    • @thesisypheanjournal1271
      @thesisypheanjournal1271 4 месяца назад +12

      I think they should pick random guys off the street, preferably random homeless people, and use them to replace the panel on the view.

    • @jaspersjoint7433
      @jaspersjoint7433 4 месяца назад +8

      Ahh yes!! Eddie the Eagle! Best damn ski jumper ever!!

    • @downhomesunset
      @downhomesunset 4 месяца назад +6

      Don’t forget the Jamaican Bobsled Team-those were both at the 1988 Calgary Winter Olympics. I was there!

    • @jimmydesouza4375
      @jimmydesouza4375 4 месяца назад +5

      @@downhomesunset Everyone loves cool runnings :D.

    • @adammulkey267
      @adammulkey267 4 месяца назад +1

      Brad Upton has a couple of specials on Dry Bar Comedy. He talks about that with the Olympics, he's a very funny comedian.

  • @Itsabeautifulday3201
    @Itsabeautifulday3201 4 месяца назад

    I watch these videos every Sunday, but I had to miss it this week because my very first grandson was born! It’s been the best Sunday ever❤ so I’m catching up today before I go back to the hospital to snuggle my baby🥰

  • @rickdixon4662
    @rickdixon4662 4 месяца назад +14

    Imagine if McDonald's had ice cream? 🤔

  • @daveporter9222
    @daveporter9222 4 месяца назад +1

    100% correct about the cups if you never had to be concerned with bugs or rodents crawling in and around your cups in the middle of the night, leave them right side up. Just saying. Those little presents left behind are not chocolate sprinkles. ☮️🇺🇸

  • @ibsnafu1
    @ibsnafu1 4 месяца назад +55

    Black leggings, they go with everything and they are comfortable, but they get holes easily so you have like 2 "good" pair, 5 "good enough to wear in public" and 3 "schlepping around the house", and 2 for sleeping in.

    • @rocksandoil2241
      @rocksandoil2241 4 месяца назад +2

      Why do guys have 43 coloredT-shirts?

    • @ChuckHuffmaster
      @ChuckHuffmaster 4 месяца назад

      ​@@rocksandoil2241I have dozens of T-shirts with most being grey or black my two favorite colors

    • @pegasus5287
      @pegasus5287 4 месяца назад +1

      So very true!

    • @liwojenkins
      @liwojenkins 4 месяца назад +15

      @@rocksandoil2241 I've never met a single guy in 49 years that had 43 shirts, let alone 43 colored shirts. You are hanging out with flamboyantly gay rich dudes.

    • @EricGoldberg-cp4ju
      @EricGoldberg-cp4ju 4 месяца назад +3

      Sounds like a really high maintenance guy that covers his mouth when he chews

  • @MrDavidknigge
    @MrDavidknigge 4 месяца назад +1

    Hey Vikings fan. I know your pain. I moved to Kansas City in 2010 when the Chiefs were crap. Watched them because it was only thing on TV. So now I know what I had been missing. I'm good now. 😂😊