Sure. Store the cups right side up. See how many spiders and bugs you collect. Just make sure you check them before you pour your drink. If you live in AZ, you know. 😝
I got up in the middle of the night once, didnt turn the light on, went to the kitchen, filled a glass with water and ended up kissing a boxelder bug. I still get the heebee jeebeez just thinking about it.
“We” don’t let Congress do anything. They make the laws which includes those governing themselves, their wages, and their healthcare. Which is why the Founding Fathers wanted independent successful people and not career politicians.
They are considering a law that prevents them from investing in stocks of the companies that they regulate though...still in the talking stages. As for the moment, they do have insider information that "Technically" is not illegal to use to invest. Im pretty sure they are going to put an end to it though.
@@willysworld-01 “They” frequently make overtures of good legislation, typically around election time, but generally either drop the bills entirely or butcher them mercilessly. Probably be easier to get all 50 states to pass resolutions agreeing on something like no stock trading or term limits than to allow the so called elected representatives to do so.
They used to say if Congress votes themselves a salary increase, it won't take effect until the following term. Since they are each there 500 years, it really doesn't matter anymore.
Hey Tyler, I just finished reading your book. It was very moving and hard to put down. I have been enjoying your videos for years but had no idea about your personal story. Well done on all your persistence, hard work and reaching your goals.
Voluntary though. I feel like the same types of people that write a five page essay before getting to the actual info are the same type that sniff their own farts.
I don’t have to worry about any of this, yes I’m clean and my cabinets close. I think this might stem from my grandma’s childhood. It’s what she taught my mom, and she passed it to me.
Last time i went the dentist, 2 years ago, i paid $400 just to tell me how messed up my teeth were. I paid another grand to get wisdom teeth removed by another Doctor. Going to the dentist sucks!
I once used a line from a Zeducation meme in the grocery store. The cashier asked if I found everything OK, and then I said “what, are you hiding something?”
Every time that I am at the grocery store in the checkout line and the cashier asks me "Did you find everything that you need?" I respond, "Yea, and I found a few things that I don't need", and point to the Pop Tarts. I then ask, "Is there any possible way that you can hid them better?" I get no response.
I work at a grocery store and the reason we ask people if they want their milk in a bag is because the one time you don't the customer will flip out and scold you for not putting their milk in a bag.
I don't remember a time when my milk wasn't automatically double bagged. Unless we're talking about paper, that's always been single. (Tip: carry paper bags with sweaty contents from the bottom!)
I would think that guys who participate in “one trip olympics” would LOVE the bag! (If you pick it up last, would it act as a stopper, keeping the other bags on your arm?🤔)
I never understood putting a jug with a handle into a bag until I moved to the land of humidity, Florida. Then I realized when your jug begins to sweat, you'd better have an immaculatley vaccumed vehicle, or that jug is gonna have some crazy hitchikers comin into your kitchen. If you get the bag, you just take it off at the trash can and voila nice clean jug! 😁🤙
To put a fine point on it: The "Ma Deuce," as it is sometimes referred to, was first tested by the Army in 1918. The M2 was designed in response to both German 13mm antitank rifles being fielded and the thicker enemy armor appearing on the battlefield in Europe. After a number of tests, the M2 entered service in 1923 as the M1921. It is a scaled-up version of an older Browning design, the M1917 .30 cal water-cooled machine gun, and, like its predecessor, early variants of the M2 were also water-cooled. Since its first induction, the M2 has undergone a few changes, although the basic action of the weapon system has remained the same. Yeah, I'm "that guy" when it comes to facts. A side-effect of my OCDC...
Cup are stored upside down because they're easier to stack, won't tip over easily because of the wider base and also keeps dirt and dust from entering.
I got Covid back in 2021. I got it bad. Called an ambulance on the third of may, fell asleep on the way to the hospital and woke up on the 27'th of August. That bad. After three weeks of rehab, they let me go back home. And guess what? Even though almost non of the rehab had been for my hands or arms, I could still open my jars on my own. Despite my insane experience, I still managed to avoid getting vacced, thankfully.
I think I caught it but I'm not sure. I never went to see a doctor or get tested or get vaccinated. I just kept going to work... Had a bad cough for about two weeks and that was it. If I caught it and that's all it was then that shit's for pussies.
Just think if the instructors were people who actually do the job, as opposed to theoreticians, who haven't had a real job since HS. Just think of what you might learn, if you could avoid the useless force-fed drivel taking 50% of your tuition, designed to make you a "well-rounded person."
I bought a textbook for a CRT class at a thrift store in a college town because I want to peruse what the hell they are teaching these young people and be able to arm myself for a discussion with these “people”. I’d use a different a description of those students but YT has told me to stop using those words because it was hate speech. I thought it accurate terminology given the subject, but I don’t want to get thrown off YT.
11:04 I have 3 leggings total and they’re for if I’m sick or hurt and need to rest. Stretchy clothes and moo moos etc make you gain weight😂 I wear things with a waist everyday so I know discomfort = I’m eating too much. This is middle aged wife and mom of 4 wisdom folks😅😅😅
That was some bold talk at the beginning of the video. I felt threatened. Mentally I was holding a knife to the tape of the Christmas tree box. Yeah that'll do it. Bring it on Zed!
I should put my cups upside down. Right side up, you have to blow the dust out of them before you use them. I like the slight rush of blowing into a cup.
Exactly. Upside down to keep dust (and possible bugs) out. I don't know about you, but I have way too many cups and nostalgic mugs. They don't get used very often, so bugs could potentially get in there! I don't often find bugs/spiders in my cupboards...probably never have, but just incase...😄)
The dog on the left is an American pitbull terrier. I had one for 14 years . He was built like a bodybuilder so it is more than likely real . The other can't tell looks like a bulldog and any dog can be fluffy if they eat to much 😂
The whole “government has failed you” thing, but we keep falling for it is hilarious, because the Lucy pulling the ball away from Charlie Browns kick always pops into my head.😂
@2:10 To add the the Olympics idea. Can it be done Hunger Games style but without the death part lol, pick random number seats and that person must participate.
24:00 You cut me real deep, Zed. You compared the bananas to ageing; I was looking at them and thinking, "I'm the third one right now." Then you said that stage threes should be thrown out.
On the EOD thing, it reminds me of something. I was with a UN mission in Liberia. We were constantly finding unexploded ordinance. Depending on where you were you would get different EODs. We had a mortar round and called EOD. It was Ethiopian EOD. The guy shows up in a small pickup. He stands behind his truck and throws the mortar down the road. It bounced a couple of times. He drove up to where it landed, then throws it again. Again, he gets in his truck and drives to where it landed. This time, he gets out and picks up the mortar and tosses it into the bed of his truck, then drives off. Hilarious.
Who would've thought my routine to fall asleep would ever become a punishment 😂 the combination of lo-fi background music and Zed's calm voice are the perfect combination to fall asleep
I store cups upside down and glasses normally. The reason i was told by my mother was that things like to live in dark spaces such as spiders. Imagine at 4am in the morning checking if something has moved into your cup before your wakeup coffee. Yeh, its just preventative maintenance, as well as other things such as dust of course. With glasses, you can see if they are clean because you can see through them. Anyway, its a thing 😂😂
Lol kids at bedtime. My kid actually insists he has to clean his room!! If I tell him it's bedtime an hour early, he cleans his room voluntarily, and then still gets to bed ON TIME 🤪 I am savage in the right way.
If u put the banana into the freezer: 1) It goes black faster. 2) It won't get runny. 3) It doesn't attract gnats. 4) I waits for u to be ready to make banana bread.
These memes helped me through college from 2020 to 2024, when I struggled with homesickness and stress, especially during the chine-virus. I just graduated and got my first full-time job, as Gen Z. Unironically, these memes have prepared me for the company culture.
as someone who also didnt go to the dentist for over a decade, i feel i need to say this. do it, now. i was scarred as a child and never wanted to go again. going to the dentist for me was like asking to be tortured. but now ive got $30k worth of work that needs to be done when it could have easily been prevented. had the work done over the past year and apart from discomfort of having your mouth open for long periods of time while people poke around, theres no pain, and my quality of life is so much better. theyve also put me on better brushes and tools that can minimise my time going back to them. i wish i went back sooner.
Black leggings, they go with everything and they are comfortable, but they get holes easily so you have like 2 "good" pair, 5 "good enough to wear in public" and 3 "schlepping around the house", and 2 for sleeping in.
@@rocksandoil2241 I've never met a single guy in 49 years that had 43 shirts, let alone 43 colored shirts. You are hanging out with flamboyantly gay rich dudes.
As a kid, our family would drive down to Florida. I would follow the map to keep track of where we were. When I grew up, I became a draftsman who drew maps. Who woulda thunk?
I watch these videos every Sunday, but I had to miss it this week because my very first grandson was born! It’s been the best Sunday ever❤ so I’m catching up today before I go back to the hospital to snuggle my baby🥰
I know 3 people who got student loan forgiveness. All 3 of them had already paid 150% of their original loan, and bc of interest they still owed 40-50k. This is the type of people that is getting forgiveness not the ones right out of school just beginning to pay their loans.😂
@@Beach-Star-Experience-550-YT you really are stupid aren't you why don't you try and understand interest. When buy acar for 30k with 10% interest you pay more than the loan for 30k there math genius.
@@Beach-Star-Experience-550-YT let make this even easier for you if you go get a loan for a house at 399,999 at 7,5% at 30 years. you pay 606,868.31 just in interest for that 399,999. for a total of1,006,867.31 so do you undersstand now how you can pay 150% of a loan and still owe money.
@18:10 35 years ago my mom took a glass out of the cabinet, filled it with tap water, then screamed while she was gagging and spitting a giant fuzzy grey spider out of her mouth onto the counter. The roommate who stores her cups upside is *definitely* right!
Just a randomly picked guy off the street competing in every Olympic discipline would actually be a cool thing. That's basically what Eddie the Eagle was and he became a minor hero.
100% correct about the cups if you never had to be concerned with bugs or rodents crawling in and around your cups in the middle of the night, leave them right side up. Just saying. Those little presents left behind are not chocolate sprinkles. ☮️🇺🇸
Best of Zeducation Playlist: ruclips.net/p/PLDtx21ZJU_o7aob5hH1Ik0scVfmYd5lFj
I bought 20,000 shares of $MRMD on the stock market. The DEA might allow medical cannabis hospitals soon.
So you're saying that the "Best of Zeducation" playlist is just formless white noise that will help us sleep?
Great when you have insomnia. You still won't sleep but at least you'll laugh.
Taco Bell had Choco tacos and before that they had these push up ice creams
sitting here trying not to laugh like it's no shit November.
Just like Biden said, "Age is just a Letter".
😂
Or just a color
😂😂😂
😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣
He also said, "age is just a state of... Nevermind..."
The same people talking about term limits on Supreme Court refuse to consider term limits for themselves.
I’m gonna use this.
The ai blocked me the first time trying to post this...... Remember that congress are also the people that put term limits on the Presidency.
"The double moral of a narcissist." 🎉🎉🎉
Sure. Store the cups right side up. See how many spiders and bugs you collect. Just make sure you check them before you pour your drink. If you live in AZ, you know. 😝
Storing cups upside-down is a holdover from the Dust Bowl era to keep the sand/dust from getting inside
I got up in the middle of the night once, didnt turn the light on, went to the kitchen, filled a glass with water and ended up kissing a boxelder bug. I still get the heebee jeebeez just thinking about it.
@@shirleyucantbserious4201 lol do you live in Utah?
It’s a ghetto thing. You have to store your cup upside down or you’ll have roaches dancing in your cup all night.😂
Bugs.
Those things still exist. Especially in west texas.
“We” don’t let Congress do anything. They make the laws which includes those governing themselves, their wages, and their healthcare. Which is why the Founding Fathers wanted independent successful people and not career politicians.
They are considering a law that prevents them from investing in stocks of the companies that they regulate though...still in the talking stages. As for the moment, they do have insider information that "Technically" is not illegal to use to invest. Im pretty sure they are going to put an end to it though.
@@willysworld-01 “They” frequently make overtures of good legislation, typically around election time, but generally either drop the bills entirely or butcher them mercilessly. Probably be easier to get all 50 states to pass resolutions agreeing on something like no stock trading or term limits than to allow the so called elected representatives to do so.
They used to say if Congress votes themselves a salary increase, it won't take effect until the following term. Since they are each there 500 years, it really doesn't matter anymore.
@@willysworld-01Yeah and then you need to prove it!
Period. Full stop.
Anyone stupid enough to store cups right-side-up has obviously never found a Hobo Spider waiting in their cup for them.
Or lint, dust, dog hair..... etc.
Hey Tyler, I just finished reading your book. It was very moving and hard to put down. I have been enjoying your videos for years but had no idea about your personal story. Well done on all your persistence, hard work and reaching your goals.
I can't believe people are going hand over heels for Kamala. Didn't we learn our lesson with Biden? They are so brainwashed.😑
The 85 million that voted biden didn’t go anywhere
Head over heels lol
Heels up!
In Harris' case I believe the term is "heels over head".
@@julied6322lol
“Don’t tell me your life story!”, says the dude with his life story sitting right behind. 😂
Yes, but he's asking you to check it out, not making you listen to it.
You make a good point.
But he didn't lead us on with a promise of a recipe for homemade sauerkraut.
The definition of irony!
Voluntary though. I feel like the same types of people that write a five page essay before getting to the actual info are the same type that sniff their own farts.
13:40 Trumped up charges too, I can almost hear "they see me rollin, they hatin, patrollin, tryin catch me ridin dirty."
I much prefer the other version of that song: "tryin to catch me white and nerdy".
Cups and glasses upside down… no bugs or mice can poop in there!
If you have to worry about mice pooping in your cups, you have a lot more to worry about than upside down.
@nunya I live out in the country, so dust from the dirt roads & field mice are a constant worry. Only dust gets in my upper cabinets, thankfully!
I live on a farm, but mice, dust, spiders are not an issue inside my cabinet. Do your cabinets not close?
I don’t have to worry about any of this, yes I’m clean and my cabinets close.
I think this might stem from my grandma’s childhood. It’s what she taught my mom, and she passed it to me.
@@Mentallycheckedout365
You just never know when someone leaves a cupboard door open…
Last time i went the dentist, 2 years ago, i paid $400 just to tell me how messed up my teeth were. I paid another grand to get wisdom teeth removed by another Doctor. Going to the dentist sucks!
This is why I do home dentistry. It's tough at first, but you get better at it over the decades.
I once used a line from a Zeducation meme in the grocery store. The cashier asked if I found everything OK, and then I said “what, are you hiding something?”
But did they laugh?
@@martina21953 she smiled just a little, after a brief moment of “what did I just hear”
I've used both that one, and the milk one. I also give the produce guy grief about his red onions being purple.
Every time that I am at the grocery store in the checkout line and the cashier asks me "Did you find everything that you need?" I respond, "Yea, and I found a few things that I don't need", and point to the Pop Tarts. I then ask, "Is there any possible way that you can hid them better?" I get no response.
When asked for my pronouns, I reply with:
Milord.
Master.
Your Imperial Majesty..
😂😂
Nick/her
@@jerdog781627 hahaha, that's epic
My pronouns are Ah/60.
Any fellow Idahoans out there willing to pitch in to get that Smokey Bear meme up onto a few billboards?
Nobody is more surprised than a man hearing his wife’s plans for the second time.
We talked about this
@@HubertofLiege No, we didn't 😉😁😁😁
@@eebinet She yipper yapped, I was watching football 🏈 . Equals out 🤣
My Aunt says she has to tell her husband something 3 times before it registers.
Hahahahahahaha folks are on a roll today by crackie.
After that opening, thousands of French Christians came together and prayed!!
Frank Gorshin was the all-time best Riddler
The perfect Riddler. Also was a great impersonator before that.
I whole heartedly agree!
The Well F building is in Jacksonville, Florida. Wells Fargo recently vacated that high rise building. Nice to see someone got a good meme in
I work at a grocery store and the reason we ask people if they want their milk in a bag is because the one time you don't the customer will flip out and scold you for not putting their milk in a bag.
Those sound like the same people who will loose their crap at the deli when they ask for $5 of stuff and get asked if $5.05 is ok.
I don't remember a time when my milk wasn't automatically double bagged. Unless we're talking about paper, that's always been single. (Tip: carry paper bags with sweaty contents from the bottom!)
I would think that guys who participate in “one trip olympics” would LOVE the bag! (If you pick it up last, would it act as a stopper, keeping the other bags on your arm?🤔)
I work at a gas station, and people are rude and short when I don’t put their singular soda in a bag. Sorry I assumed you had hands.
@@wilhoroshak6253 bahahaha I'm going to use that
I never understood putting a jug with a handle into a bag until I moved to the land of humidity, Florida.
Then I realized when your jug begins to sweat, you'd better have an immaculatley vaccumed vehicle, or that jug is gonna have some crazy hitchikers comin into your kitchen.
If you get the bag, you just take it off at the trash can and voila nice clean jug! 😁🤙
Reopen the asylums!!!
We still have them they're just called universities now
@@ChuckHuffmaster Or politicians.
If you mean the insane asylums we can send all the loony politicians there
To put a fine point on it: The "Ma Deuce," as it is sometimes referred to, was first tested by the Army in 1918. The M2 was designed in response to both German 13mm antitank rifles being fielded and the thicker enemy armor appearing on the battlefield in Europe. After a number of tests, the M2 entered service in 1923 as the M1921. It is a scaled-up version of an older Browning design, the M1917 .30 cal water-cooled machine gun, and, like its predecessor, early variants of the M2 were also water-cooled. Since its first induction, the M2 has undergone a few changes, although the basic action of the weapon system has remained the same. Yeah, I'm "that guy" when it comes to facts. A side-effect of my OCDC...
Yeah, but you left out the part about when the weapon was first adapted to be used by a T-Rex
USAF Retired representing here. Go ChairForce!
Go chairforce!
😅 embrace the name! Thanks for serving sir! Have a great day, regardless of the craziness!
Chair force requires smart people to enlist
Isn't it a little early for you to be up
Nerd! Just joking. Thanks for giving us Army guys a lift.
Cup are stored upside down because they're easier to stack, won't tip over easily because of the wider base and also keeps dirt and dust from entering.
Cups are stored upside down so they don't collect dust inside when not in use.
Yes, dust, but also roaches, mice, and spiders.
Comes from when the government coerced the farmers to over plow and usa had black storms
@@scottmccloud9029 Mmmm....protein!!!!
@@Kalbuir66 🤣🤣🤣 I'll pass.
Or bugs in summer... (I don't care if you clean daily, ants can get in anywhere at any time).
Employer: "What the highest form of education you have?"
Me: "Zeducation"
I got Covid back in 2021. I got it bad. Called an ambulance on the third of may, fell asleep on the way to the hospital and woke up on the 27'th of August. That bad. After three weeks of rehab, they let me go back home. And guess what? Even though almost non of the rehab had been for my hands or arms, I could still open my jars on my own. Despite my insane experience, I still managed to avoid getting vacced, thankfully.
God Bless you. I bet your all kinds of naturally vacced now!
Don't be so sure.......check all your medical records...js
I think I caught it but I'm not sure. I never went to see a doctor or get tested or get vaccinated. I just kept going to work... Had a bad cough for about two weeks and that was it. If I caught it and that's all it was then that shit's for pussies.
Did Covid affect your brain or was it malfunctioning before that?
That doesn't sound like Covid at all. The doctors probably said you had Covid because they are incompetent
A new batman character, the cackler. Starring a failed VP
You referring to Kackle Harryass? lol 😉
When you leave university dumber than when you went in you know that there's no longer any point to them
I do this with my students. They complain when they see the year it was released, but they end up loving it!
And the school should refund your money.
Just think if the instructors were people who actually do the job, as opposed to theoreticians, who haven't had a real job since HS. Just think of what you might learn, if you could avoid the useless force-fed drivel taking 50% of your tuition, designed to make you a "well-rounded person."
@sweettea Exactly, it's not _old_ if it's _new_ to you lol 👍 I never got the whole "meme-mentality" about when stuff was made.
I bought a textbook for a CRT class at a thrift store in a college town because I want to peruse what the hell they are teaching these young people and be able to arm myself for a discussion with these “people”. I’d use a different a description of those students but YT has told me to stop using those words because it was hate speech. I thought it accurate terminology given the subject, but I don’t want to get thrown off YT.
@18:33 - Former wartime Army EOD guy here...can confirm, that was exactly our attitude!
Our instructor was missing most of his leg some fingers and part of an ear. Craziest funniest man i ever met. The lady instructor was a bitch 😂
Cups down in the cupboard every time for sure, that's how you know that the roaches haven't been walking all over the part that touches the drink.
"You're not making the banana bread" was the realest one
The "confuse your kids starter pack", is actually an infant/toddler "busy box" from back in the day. Lol 😄
When the cashier asks me if I want a bag I use, "no I think we will save a plastic tree today"
On break and it’s mad today! People in Charleston going crazy over some rain with a name 😂
"Cranking a screwdriver" makes wrench motion 😂
100 pair of black leggings? As a man i have 8 pair of blue jeans, all 8 are a different shades of BLUE. That's variety and choices😂
11:04 I have 3 leggings total and they’re for if I’m sick or hurt and need to rest. Stretchy clothes and moo moos etc make you gain weight😂 I wear things with a waist everyday so I know discomfort = I’m eating too much. This is middle aged wife and mom of 4 wisdom folks😅😅😅
The vegan who died got me, sorry dark humor gets me
Dark humor is like food in Gaza, not everyone gets it.
😐
@ronsamborski6230 maybe Atkins would have been better for Everest? 😂
That was some bold talk at the beginning of the video. I felt threatened. Mentally I was holding a knife to the tape of the Christmas tree box. Yeah that'll do it. Bring it on Zed!
I got an ad asking me to donate to Kamala Harris before this video…😂😂😂
I mute it and let it play. Waste _their_ money for a change.
God bless you and your country! (You really need it)😂 Greetings fr Bavaria! ✊
6:52 - The “CD” case….we looked at the 8-track box.!!!
I used to sit on the 📦 that held the 8-tracks in the van, but mainly grew up with cassettes lol
Or strained to see the title on a stack of 45's....
@@Bosco-knows-all - If you were distracted by 45s while driving, my hats off to ya…🤭
Tyler: If you're at stage 3 throw 'em out.
Me @ age 70: Whaaat?!?
Moisturizer 😊
every morning you wake up with dead spiders in your cup... dry upside down.
Yea I use a woodstove. This time of year I'm just starting to get a handle on the dust. Gotta be upside down.
I should put my cups upside down. Right side up, you have to blow the dust out of them before you use them. I like the slight rush of blowing into a cup.
Having lived on a dirt road and everything being dusty when it's dry, upside down is best so I don't have to rise my glasses before using them.
If you live in a rural area, things are kept upside down because the dust is a sentient lifeform with +20 constitution.
I have found mice nesting in cups...especially lesser used ones in the way back.
All sorts of things can get into your cups when stored upright.
The dumbest thing I believed as a child was that McDonald's burgers used Gorilla meat.
Jack in the box was serving up kangaroo for a minute at the end of the 70s, so...🤷♂️😊
@@TLowGrrreen
Kangaroo Goulash cooked in a Pressure Cooker is the best!
The chicken McNuggets are not made of chicken. That gray meat looks suspect
Cups, upside-down!!! Everyone knows that, dugh!!!
@18:04 Store cups UPSIDE DOWN to prevent DUST from accumulating in them! YOUR ALL WELCOME!
Exactly. Upside down to keep dust (and possible bugs) out.
I don't know about you, but I have way too many cups and nostalgic mugs. They don't get used very often, so bugs could potentially get in there! I don't often find bugs/spiders in my cupboards...probably never have, but just incase...😄)
The dog on the left is an American pitbull terrier. I had one for 14 years . He was built like a bodybuilder so it is more than likely real . The other can't tell looks like a bulldog and any dog can be fluffy if they eat to much 😂
The dog is also starving.
Rome 2,000 years ago. Africa, like...an hour ago 😂😂🤣😂🤣😂 So true.
Frank Gorshin was not only the best Riddler, he also performed on the Ed Sullivan Show before The Beatles
Definitely my favorite Riddler for sure.
He was also in a Star Trek episode were he was half black half white on his face and was chasing a guy who face color was opposite of his
Is there a right time to tell hubby anything?😂 Still waiting for that time 51+ years later!
18:09 You store them upside-down! That way the water drains out and you don't have to worry about spiders getting in there.
The whole “government has failed you” thing, but we keep falling for it is hilarious, because the Lucy pulling the ball away from Charlie Browns kick always pops into my head.😂
That "WELL F..." sign is in Jax. That's been the attitude downtown for decades. They're done gaslighting.
Nobody in Jacksonville calls it Jax. Nobody in San Francisco calls it Frisco.❤
I was just stifling chuckles until you got to the Donald Trump mix tape one!! 😂😂😂
Colleges pushing student loans based on the future value of spurious degrees are the equivalent of academic underpants gnomes.
Love ya Tyler but you’re not a fall asleep to vibe. You’re my morning cup of coffee! 😂
@2:10 To add the the Olympics idea. Can it be done Hunger Games style but without the death part lol, pick random number seats and that person must participate.
That T-Rex storming the beach in France during D-Day scared the hell out of the Germans
4:20 Hell yeah! They can bring back the choco taco! 😎👍
gram cracker shell fill with Ice cream
OMG instantly great!!!
They decided that was racist.
Go with fried ice cream And choco tacos
24:00 You cut me real deep, Zed. You compared the bananas to ageing; I was looking at them and thinking, "I'm the third one right now." Then you said that stage threes should be thrown out.
The confuse your kids starter pack should also include eight tracks and payphones.
You can really confuse them by telling them this # is a pound sign
Don't forget phonebooks and Playboy magazines.
And manual transmission
And a job application.
And manual ice makers.
Please, please, please, please make a looooong "best of" all the dark humor memes, jokes, etc.!!! The world really needs it!
On the EOD thing, it reminds me of something. I was with a UN mission in Liberia. We were constantly finding unexploded ordinance. Depending on where you were you would get different EODs. We had a mortar round and called EOD. It was Ethiopian EOD. The guy shows up in a small pickup. He stands behind his truck and throws the mortar down the road. It bounced a couple of times. He drove up to where it landed, then throws it again. Again, he gets in his truck and drives to where it landed. This time, he gets out and picks up the mortar and tosses it into the bed of his truck, then drives off. Hilarious.
Thanks Bob. There's my belly laugh for the day. 🤣
Who would've thought my routine to fall asleep would ever become a punishment 😂 the combination of lo-fi background music and Zed's calm voice are the perfect combination to fall asleep
Saw a clip the other day - husband set out his wife's 105 pair of shoes. He has 4.
I saw that as well! Who do you think put them back?? 😂
hey single men, here's one of your red flags, there are many if you know what to look for. good luck
Yeah and in that clip mentions those are just the ones in the closet or house and there were more stored away.
I have 20, but only wear the same 4 shoes regularly. It's a scam to sell us shoes we might wear once or twice in our lives - 'cause fashion.
I store cups upside down and glasses normally. The reason i was told by my mother was that things like to live in dark spaces such as spiders. Imagine at 4am in the morning checking if something has moved into your cup before your wakeup coffee. Yeh, its just preventative maintenance, as well as other things such as dust of course. With glasses, you can see if they are clean because you can see through them. Anyway, its a thing 😂😂
Thank God for Sundays and Zeducation!
Right before church!!❤
Lol kids at bedtime. My kid actually insists he has to clean his room!! If I tell him it's bedtime an hour early, he cleans his room voluntarily, and then still gets to bed ON TIME 🤪 I am savage in the right way.
The Olympic Games idea would be hilarious. They would definitely need those lifeguards if I got called for any of the swimming/diving events😂😂😂
If u put the banana into the freezer:
1) It goes black faster.
2) It won't get runny.
3) It doesn't attract gnats.
4) I waits for u to be ready to make banana bread.
You little weirdo! 😂. Great show!!!🇺🇸
Absolutely perfect 👌
These memes helped me through college from 2020 to 2024, when I struggled with homesickness and stress, especially during the chine-virus. I just graduated and got my first full-time job, as Gen Z. Unironically, these memes have prepared me for the company culture.
Fixing the time frame for the t-rex photo got me.
Before the year 2000, the primary form of distracted driving was food.
The memes this morning are on point.
Oh jjeez…now I have to sleep with you Tyler..the masked man swimming did it..😂😂
Zed: Ladies, why do all of you have a million pairs of black leggings?
Also Zed: * wears the same cap every time *
yeah but he only owns the 1 cap....not a different cap for each day of the month. So you're analogy does NOT work.
"For the same reason you have all of those wrenches in your tool box" says the "we don't need men" woman.
@@richardunruh4035the problem is when you have multiples of the same size wrench, and it's not even a size you regularly use.
I don't own any
@@Kalbuir66 Wait, that's the same single cap? Eww...
16:12 People who say this rendition was bad have never heard Rosanne Barrs take.
I can still hear it! For those that don't know, imagine a bellowing heifer.
Minnasota, like most of the original 13 colonies have gone back to being Torries and longing for British rule again.
Slowly turning into Minnesotastan
actually the UK is over run with the 3rd world, We are taxed to DEATH here. Can't wait for NOV. Please ms. cackle choose our gov. please.
@@ChuckHuffmaster: Don't go to the light, it's a trap. 😂
King Harry and Queen Meghan. That'll slap them back to reality.
@@bettyir4302- will never happen. Believe me. 🇬🇧
"If you're at stage 3 here, throw'em out" for a minute, I thought Zed was advocating we kick out our elderly from society
as someone who also didnt go to the dentist for over a decade, i feel i need to say this. do it, now. i was scarred as a child and never wanted to go again. going to the dentist for me was like asking to be tortured. but now ive got $30k worth of work that needs to be done when it could have easily been prevented. had the work done over the past year and apart from discomfort of having your mouth open for long periods of time while people poke around, theres no pain, and my quality of life is so much better. theyve also put me on better brushes and tools that can minimise my time going back to them. i wish i went back sooner.
Thank you for your service
Dentists have devices that can hold your mouth open so you don't get muscle fatigue. My husband had to request it every time he went to the dentist.
It is better for your heart too! Whodda thunk it?
Tyler might be wearing dentures at age 50
Yeah...I dug myself into a hole as well.
Hopefully I can hold out for robot teeth.
10:50 Hey, @ZeducationTyler, dangit, do not tell women to stop wearing black yoga pants! 😂
Black leggings, they go with everything and they are comfortable, but they get holes easily so you have like 2 "good" pair, 5 "good enough to wear in public" and 3 "schlepping around the house", and 2 for sleeping in.
Why do guys have 43 coloredT-shirts?
@@rocksandoil2241I have dozens of T-shirts with most being grey or black my two favorite colors
So very true!
@@rocksandoil2241 I've never met a single guy in 49 years that had 43 shirts, let alone 43 colored shirts. You are hanging out with flamboyantly gay rich dudes.
Sounds like a really high maintenance guy that covers his mouth when he chews
I just found your channel, thank you. I need clean humor in my life to help me de-stress! The added perk is that you live in Minnesota also.😊
Before smart phones, what did I look at while driving? A Thomas Guide. If you know, you know.
Mapsco
also a thing to add to the starter pack
I love use it when on vacation with my parents
Map quest 😂
As a kid, our family would drive down to Florida. I would follow the map to keep track of where we were. When I grew up, I became a draftsman who drew maps. Who woulda thunk?
I watch these videos every Sunday, but I had to miss it this week because my very first grandson was born! It’s been the best Sunday ever❤ so I’m catching up today before I go back to the hospital to snuggle my baby🥰
If i recall right the cup down thing was done in the dustbowl area to keep them clean unless you wanted gritty water.
I was told , the little dust that might get in there is WAY better than the mold that might grow….🤷♀️
@@kismet6309 if you dont dry the glasses properly or your in a humid area i can see that.
Taco Bell needs to bring back the caramel apple empanadas 🤤🤤 with a little bit of vanilla ice cream to top it.. that would be where it’s at!!
I know 3 people who got student loan forgiveness. All 3 of them had already paid 150% of their original loan, and bc of interest they still owed 40-50k. This is the type of people that is getting forgiveness not the ones right out of school just beginning to pay their loans.😂
If 150% was paid and they still owe money, where is this new math being taught and how is that school still open??
IRS has the same payment plan.
@@Beach-Star-Experience-550-YT you really are stupid aren't you why don't you try and understand interest. When buy acar for 30k with 10% interest you pay more than the loan for 30k there math genius.
@@Beach-Star-Experience-550-YT let make this even easier for you if you go get a loan for a house at 399,999 at 7,5% at 30 years. you pay 606,868.31 just in interest for that 399,999. for a total of1,006,867.31 so do you undersstand now how you can pay 150% of a loan and still owe money.
You pay more than your principal for any loan because of interest.
@18:10 35 years ago my mom took a glass out of the cabinet, filled it with tap water, then screamed while she was gagging and spitting a giant fuzzy grey spider out of her mouth onto the counter. The roommate who stores her cups upside is *definitely* right!
Imagine if McDonald's had ice cream? 🤔
Blazing Saddles. Still the funniest movie ever made.
That and Airplane
@@EricGoldberg-cp4ju Dont call me Shirley, Shirley
@BamaShinesDistillery "surely you can't be serious!?"
"I'm serious and don't call me Shirley "
Just a randomly picked guy off the street competing in every Olympic discipline would actually be a cool thing. That's basically what Eddie the Eagle was and he became a minor hero.
I think they should pick random guys off the street, preferably random homeless people, and use them to replace the panel on the view.
Ahh yes!! Eddie the Eagle! Best damn ski jumper ever!!
Don’t forget the Jamaican Bobsled Team-those were both at the 1988 Calgary Winter Olympics. I was there!
@@downhomesunset Everyone loves cool runnings :D.
Brad Upton has a couple of specials on Dry Bar Comedy. He talks about that with the Olympics, he's a very funny comedian.
Cayden, Brayden, maybe we'll name our next kid Sayden.
Don’t forget Aiden, or Ayden.
Brayken, Trayken, Clayton, Drayken😂
Layden 😂
Cretin LOL LOL
100% correct about the cups if you never had to be concerned with bugs or rodents crawling in and around your cups in the middle of the night, leave them right side up. Just saying. Those little presents left behind are not chocolate sprinkles. ☮️🇺🇸