Googly-eyed Stubby Squid | Nautilus Live
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- Опубликовано: 11 авг 2016
- The team spotted this Stubby Squid off the coast of California at a depth of 900 meters (2,950 feet). The stubby squid (Rossia pacifica) looks like a cross between an octopus and squid, but is more closely related to cuttlefish. This species spends life on the seafloor, activating a sticky mucus jacket and burrowing into the sediment to camouflage, leaving their eyes poking out to spot prey like shrimp and small fish. Rossia pacifica is found in the Northern Pacific from Japan to Southern California, most commonly seen up to 300m deep, but specimens have been collected at 1000m depth.
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Edited by: Daniel Larsh 
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They are roasting the poor octopus
FLUFFY COOKIE yum
Calimari
😂💀
FLUFFY COOKIE my "cuddle" fish :-D-/-(
It's a Cuttlefish
He WOULD swim but he's humiliated into emotional and spiritual paralyzation
It's not easy being an unnamed shade of off-purple
"Paralyzation"
It's paralysis
@@mdragarg Purpalysis
@@RideAcrossTheRiver owwwwww
That's why we should motivate him... *prods him with robotic feeler rod*
Wow imagine having millions of years of evolution only to look like a children's toy while being laughed at
lol 😂
Not to break the jokes and all, but it's not really what it's supposed to look like and has an eye infection ;-; in short, it is suffering while looking like a children's toy.
@@Shadow-jk6ip and how do you know?
ill believe you when you show you know something about the subject (not being toxic just hoping the lil guy is fine and just goofy)
I like how this little squid is having a real life UFO experience where a massive craft from a world he cant imagine controlled by eldritch creatures are shining a massive light in his eyes and the humans are like "oh look at his googly eyes!"
yeah these guys live in total darkness and they flash this bright light on his eyes. no wonder his eyes looked like that, he was trying to minimize as much light as possible that's going into his pupils, by making them as small as he can manage. Kinda like how our own eyes (pupils) shrink when we put a flashlight to our face. But since that's as small as he can get it, it ends up looking weird lol. But trust me, he's probably frozen in fear.
I’d like to imagine this is what aliens would do to humans LOL
Is this how we gonna feel when the aliens discover us?
That’s what I was thinking too, like the 🐙 is still, and it’s eyes are probably like that cuz he is freaked tf out. Doesn’t know it’s he’s going to get eaten or abducted. But for the first time in his life, he just seen a weird looking “creature” and it saw him back! He was so scared it got closed to him like that, he was paralyzed from the shocked. And these people are just roasting him. Glad they didn’t try anything to make him move. 🐙 probably fainted on spot if they had try something.
Dark red squid: Do-Don't you come any closer to meeeeeee!
cuttlefish: vibing
scientists: _DO A FLIP_
I understood that reference
@@fluffybluefastboi103 do the riar
How can a comment have 1K likes and only three comments?
@@jackcorbett479 we are the only straight 3 comments others are all gay
@@humanterminator1056 Monke
Imagine being discovered and then immediately laughed at
🤭😆😂🤣👋🏾
[MIDDLE SCHOOL ENROLLMENT FLASHBACKS]
imagine a tree that was shaped like a unicorn
Story of my life
LOL
Little goober achieved the world record for getting deep-fried 900 meters in the ocean
>gets discovered
>mfw gets mocked
story of my life
Good thing you can't see tears underwater...
Oml
nailed it
lol 😂
It acctually looks like its crying
Noe Villagrana Best comment !👏
He's in the sea so you can't see him cry
Says the dear leader Jim Pickens who doesn't cry 😂
Jim pickins???
Has much sadness in his heart.
Jim pickens??
😢
This is the equivalent of aliens pulling up just to tell us we look goofy and then returning to space 😂
This is like a group of friends doing a group commentary reaction video and I love it
That’s also the vibe I got
He looks like he's seen things..
Sophie W 😂😂😂 I can't breathe
Sophie W lol! made me crack up!
Made my day so far xD
This squid is a reincarnated 21 savage, definitely seen some things.
that's how my neighbor looks like when they're on drugs. seriously.
Don’t laugh, he's sensitive.
I wouldn't laugh at him I just say he's really cool and really cute
666 likes
I'm sensitive too, and I think it's immature for our "scientists" of today to be making fun of the life they are paid well to study.
@@missymoonwillow6545 shut up lol
@@missymoonwillow6545 bruh
I love how the whole video they’re debating over whether it’s a cuttlefish or an octopus when it turns out it’s actually a squid
Guess they're not exactly rocket..........................scientists!
it wasnt a squid though its most closely related to cuttlefish
Squid and cuttlefish are both decapodiformes, which means they have 8 arms and 2 tentacles. However, cuttlefish have a fin that goes across the length of their mantle, and have u-shaped or w-shaped pupils. Squid have neither, and have circle-shaped pupils.
Furthermore, It isn’t a squid, cuttlefish, nor an octopus. It’s a type of bobtail squid. Bobtail squid, despite the name, are not squid, and they are actually closer to cuttlefish. Squid are in the orders Myopsida and Oegopsida, and this fellow is in Sepiolida.
@@FrankieTrilobite-re4sg I said they were closely related
"Sir, this is the most terrifying moment in my life" kind of expression.
These scientists came 900 meters below the ocean to laugh at him
his mind: “don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry don’t cry”
He cries but the sea water hides it
:'(
This is the funniest comment EVER! 😃
:(
Predators like giant squid eat many of the fish that hunt jellyfish. So, if a bioluminescent jelly finds itself under attack, it can issue a cry for help by flashing a distress signal, in the hopes that it might attract an even larger carnivore and scare off its assailant.
Source:Google
(What I mean is that squids only cry when it’s under attack)
This is insane how some marine or non marine animals look like straight up toys and or plushies. It’s sometimes weird to know something like this is a living thing.
it's actually a toy, fake video
@@user-mm3sd3uh6y No
@@user-mm3sd3uh6y proof?
@@user-mm3sd3uh6yYeah can confirm. I was the octopus
@@user-mm3sd3uh6y how?
"Dear diary: today a weird metal fish came up to me and started making fun of me. I don't even know what goggly eyes are."
Imagine we get visited by aliens and the first thing they do is start roasting us about how funny looking we are.
As if humans won't roast back, lol
@@windwood7168 PLANETARY ROAST BATTLE!
I hope that will happen
HoW Do We mAkE TheM RuN i WaNNA see it run
Considering how our spines are designed I wouldn't blame them. Did you know humans are the only vertebrae who's spines can spontaneously break because our spines are designed for horizontal, four legged walking instead of vertical two legged walking?
_"They ask you how you are, you just have to say that you are fine, when you are NOT really fine..."_
ruclips.net/video/aS0-P4JR9PU/видео.html
Say something
😂😂👏🏾
*Say something instrumental starts playing*
😂😂😂😂😂
I love how he is just O.O
Never knew a octopus could be so cute! 🐙
its a cuttlefish! cmon! they said 10 times 😅
@@Emma-py8ue Excuuse me.. 😂
@@Emma-py8ueactually its a squid
@@Emma-py8ue for all we know it could be a baby old one.
@@idkmyhandleit's not
they found this poor little dude and immediately started roasting him
W. Hunter .Lynn such a cruel cruel world
because he looks fake like an actual toy like someone just dropped it in water like his eyes are painted on
W. Hunter .Lynn Lmao😂😂😂
Davy Jones 😂😂
Boiling him
“what do you do for a living?”
*I roast squid*
“oh so you’re a chef”
*no I don’t think you understand-*
It’s chief
@@kingdoggo3532 No, it's chef.
@@kingdoggo3532 as expected of a dog
😂
@@kingdoggo3532 Master Chief, would you mind telling me what your doing with that cuttlefish?
Bro was traumatized 💀
The squid was just in shock from all the weird looking critters staring at it from inside a bigger critter. That's a look that says "Is their vision based on movement?" 🥺
come on really, you cant seriously... there isnt people in that.. Its a Remotely operated vehicle with lights and cameras on it. FFS genius.
submarines do exist@@DankNoodles420
@@DankNoodles420 why would you be that mean to say that
@@nullheart777 because someone needs to point out the stupidity.
@@DankNoodles420 this isn't the way, you know?
they maybe thought they were in a submarine and what not, not everyone is aware of how each technology by the science field looks like or how it is used
how would you feel if your intelligence was insulted just because you didn't know something? of course you'd feel awful
maybe don't treat others like how you don't want to be treated
“It looks so fake”
Cuttlefish: :’(
"He is awesome though."
"He is awesome. :)"
Quick Official Subway! Make him a sandwich
Callie: I’m not fake. I’m just startled. 🦑👁👁
:(
Cuttlefish: and that how I became racist
I'm living for marine biologists making fun of baby cephalopods
didn't know this was a genre of video I needed till now
I typed "scientists laugh at octopus" to find this video
"Don't let them see you cry. Be strong."
Scientists in movies: **serious, taking notes, analysing specimens**
Scientists in real life: lmao he has googly eyes
LMFAO fr
👁 👁
And calls it “mister cuttlefish” 💀
“DO SOMETHING!” - scientists in real life
Scientists in real life are actually kinda dumb. Lol
when you start finding stuff like this under water it's time to stop
Ria Banana Haha
Ria Banana when stuff like this is found the research must continue 😂
It's cute! Keep searching!
i freaking love people in serious and dangerous jobs like this having fun and laughing at things
Here from Casual Geographic, and yeah, poor squiddy boi.
He knows your darkest secrets and is disgusted!
He knows your secrets! Don't worry! UN Almighty
He knows your secrets! Don't worry! He Is The Almighty
Learn the Great Russian language, Idiots!!!!
+Хозяин Тайги I feel like my joke might have been lost on you.
whatever it was a stupid joke anyways.
***** Don't like rudeness in correspondence
“it’s like a kid dropped their toy” leave him aloneeeeee 😭😭😭
lmfao nothing more fucked up
When the joke never ends hahaha
@@ifyouknowyouknow6964 you doing to much :/
Ahahah
It's trying
This reminds me of what my uncles do with my tia’s Boston Terrier. During COVID, my family would check in with each other via Zoom and her dog, Roxie, would often join her and my tio when we did. Every time Roxie would join us she’d have the biggest bug eyed look on her face and it was friggin hilarious every time because my tios, my father, my cousins, and I would just yell, “BLINK, DOG! BLINK!”
Imagine your just chilling at the bottom of the ocean when a bunch of monkeys in a steel tube shines a light in your eyes then laughs at yo
That little Stubby is like " Nautilus, have you heard about our lord and savior, Cthulhu? ಠ -ಠ "
This made me laugh WAY harder than it should have... it's perfect!
looool
Best comment ever. Well played, MetalPcAngel...
Nautilus: "Uhhh, no?"
Stubby: "Well, you're about to find out. He's behind you."
Nautilus signal abruptly cuts out.
that comment hit me right in the sanity points.
Squid: If I don't move, it will not see me.
Nautilus Crew: *WHAT IS THAT*
Lol
xd
Shouldn't hqve grabbed that chip.
OwO
Eternal Memeage 😂😂😂
The cuttlefish did move its tentacles a very small amount. It was probably getting prepared for a quick exit if necessary.
I want to kiss that spot in-between his eyes 😭
👁️ 👁️
Correction to title: Adorable squid gets bullied nonstop by scientists.
That's most of these vids 🥺
@SomeoneNamedNick THEY SHOULDN'T HAVE LEFT THE STARING CONTEST TO SEE WHO MOVES FIRST
Warren ikr the squid is sooo cute they are bulling him 😂
I mean, they are not very knowledgeable "scientists".
"he has weird eyes" well that was rude lol
Scientists: [discover octopus]
Scientists: [immediately start roasting it]
Octopus: 0n0
Nicholas Funk OmO
500th like lol
ouo
999 Likes :O
QAQ
He looks like he is about to cry from the insults
Casual geographic was right yall just started roasting the poor guy for just existing
I just want a single tear to fall from the squid's eye as they're laughing, like no one understands my suffering.
AffirmingToe ahaha!
rather a bubble
I never thought I would see you here!
I get around a lot, what did you think I only watched RWBY? By the way good to see you.
Oh, and since we keep meeting up like this and starting conversations that we never finish, would you mind giving me your email so that we can message each other? You can send it to me in a message on my channel.
"It looks so fake."
Squid: They tell you that you're fine but you're not really fine but they don't truly understand.
*sad piano chords start playing*
Hey I like your name
@@arealhuman826 hi another real person I like your name as well
@@arealhuman826 thanks. I like yours too!
I laughed so hard
That's a special grade cursed spirit
Poor thing did nothing to them and got roasted. Has to be the cutest thing I've seen in the ocean.
Imagine we received a message from a distant galaxy and after countless scientists worked tirelessly to decode it it just says: “You guys look so funny.”
Honestly that’s the best message I could imagine an alien race sending us
_"Yous be goofy af, bois lol"_
ROFLMAO bart simpson style phone prank, or they just drunk dial us, like an ex... we could of been great, but now......idk
@@cartoonishidealism582 Out of jokes that actually would be the best message, cuz that would mean that they are sympathetic and nice creatures, instead of having a terrifying and incomprehensible mind
"Do something!"
Plot Twist: Actually a child's toy that fell overboard.
For Posterity well we can never know... cause they didn’t wait
Except it was moving some...
Hahahaha
@Dépayser That actor is also Robert Downy Jr playing himself playing an actor in octoface playing a child's toy.
😂😂😂
Given all the terrifying things in the ocean, it's a relief there's also something this cute down there.
I remember the day they found this little one!
its been over 6 years & its still one of the absolute highlights!
I love that these scientists probably have PHDs in marine biology or something and they’re just sitting there bullying a squid
Living the dream
Candy Jones They have to channel all the brightness into the study and not have much leftover for anything else. There’s a LOT to cover under the waves
...or theyre just joking around
@Candy Jones Depends on what the topic of your convo was. I wouldn't be surprised if they are rather daft about land animals.
Because scientist have a Real passion and we feel it, before the knowledge
Baby squid [Gets discovered]
[ immediatelly gets bullied by scientists]
[Cries on the inside]
he was actually crying on the outside you just couldnt see because it was underwater.
His face tells it all
Is a octoling boi
[Cue the depressing music]
It's an octopus
>Discovered
>Immediately mocked by scientists
Little did these scientists know that they just started this squid's villain arc.
*DON'T LAUGH AT HIM, HE IS DOING HIS BEST!!!!*
because he looks fake like an actual toy like someone just dropped it in water like his eyes are painted on
He's adorable
This dude spent 5 million years of evolution to be built like a funko pop
LOL
LMAO
LMAOO
💀
YALL DOING HKM SO DIRTY
It's adorable and I can't believe that it is a real animal. Amazing what you can find in the deep ocean.
Poor guy 😂 It was laughed at by the scientists at the first moment of being discovered. 😂🤣
"Cuttlefish, cuttlefish, what do you see?"
...
" *A L L .* "
insanimegamer oMG
It's not a cuttlefish tho lmao
I love how all these scientists just talk like a bunch of guys on discord.
"Do something!"
EXACTLY
Almost like they're people lmao
@@namelessguy5491 Here is your medallion for getting the joke good sir 🏅
sAME
@Eric Marowa eric im so sorry
damn they be roasting these animals now 💀
Stop mocking my boy he is doing his best
Scientists roasted him so hard that he stopped functioning
Squid.exe has stopped working. Rebooting...
Eventually, he stopped thinking.
@@notclintdempsey6106 This is the last place I would expect to have Jojo References
"Maybe hes got weird eyes"
The octopus: 👁️👃👁️
I have known this video since I was like, 5 or 6 and it is still my favorite video of all time.
How could something so cute look like they’ve seen horrors beyond our comprehension?
Because they have.
@@terradavenport6016 are we the horrors? XD
@@terradavenport6016 👁 👁
probably has, down there in the deep
@@giantbunny54dude The poor guy, I just wanna adopt him. If I was one of those scuba divers that boi woulda come straight back up with me hehee
He is camouflaging, so that other fish see him as a kid toy.
He is super intelligent.
This comment amazing, but very underrated, RIP
This is definitely the best comment, it deserves more likes
I was gonna like this comment but u already have 69 likes and i will not be the one to ruin it.
That's funny
@@rosalindaaleman8852 what is the meaning of 69? I see this number alot in the comments and nicknames
they should NOT be laughing at him. he is the best creature ever and i love hijm so much dont freaking MASKE FUN OF HIM HE IS MY BABY
Whenever you feel alone, just imagine this guy sitting at the bottom of the ocean 3000 feet down and just staring blankly into the abyss.
*Stubby Squid:* 🥺
*Scientists:* He's soooo cuuute! He looks like a kid dropped his toy.
*Stubby Squid:* 🥺
More like. 👁️ 👁️
Xd
🧿👄🧿
🤣😭❤
Me: Drops dozens of thermobaric bombs onto major population centers before setting off the eruption of Yellowstone
Stubby Squid: 🥺
Even at the bottom of the ocean, you still aren’t safe from getting laughed at. This guy was just minding his own business and some higher beings in a glowing space pod came down and started roasting him 😂
The second sentence sums up pretty much all known myths and folklore involving gods: higher beings in a glowing vehicle coming down to our plane just to laugh at us.
Ergo, we are all googly-eyed squeaky-toy cephalopods.
Right!
i bet if he could he would flip off the cam
He then goes home and tells his mom he got picked on, cries a little and hugs his mom. Then his dad tells him to be a man and stop taking s***. Mom argues that their son is just a sensitive soul, and dad argues that he has to grow up some day. Their son is about 26 and looks like a kid's toy, for crying out loud. Bothered deeply by their fight, he goes to his room and plays Metallica really loud to drown everything else out... Maybe tomorrow, he'll have his chance to finally be a man... 🐙 One can only hope.
Imagine the alines do to us
The sheer indignation of this poor squid from all the shade being thrown at them 😂
You can see the hurt in his eyes
“He has weird eyes”
“His eyes look painted on”
“Haha googly eyes”
Cuttlefish: :(
Candy Jones or they’re joking but okay.
I thought poor thing was coot.
let him vibe in peace
Cuddlefish.
“Lol, their eyes are tiny”
“I mean how do they even see with those things?”
“Haha, they have to coward in a metal can just to survive?”
“Pathetic Lol.”
*Discovers new species of cephalopod*
*Immediately laughs at it*
because he looks fake like an actual toy like someone just dropped it in water like his eyes are painted on
Well what would you do if you were ocean exploring and found that?
shut uppie
Bronson Thanks for giving the name I was looking for 😊
Imagine you’re just chilling and a bunch of humans just start roasting you
He's just standing there. Menacingly!
legend says the squid is still staring out into space, questioning life.
princess mermaid XD
lol
Eventually he stopped thinking
That’s how I feel lol 😂
@@jonathanoxlade4252 xD
They'll regret laughing at him when he calls his 400ft wide older brother.
MusicFanatical1 amen haha
lol "Kraken! Heeelp!"
Mr Gritty release the kraken ! Haha
XD
MusicFanatical1 Oh I can’t wait till that day
Again, these don't sound like scientists. Often they sound like they're at a frat party.
It’s adorable
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly...
He want his self esteem bacc
Self esteem might fit nicer
Ur wish has Ben granted
me too
What do u mean cat
@@Slateking. yay!
You're a squid now, you're a kid now.
Glad im not the only one who thought that lol Mid change squid kid XD
Woomy!
squid kid
goomy
fu kin splatoon
Hey Dagon ❤
Squid: "I sense they are mocking me, yet I cannot understand why? Oh well, at least I don't have to pay taxes." 🦑😎🦑
I love how they went "DO SOMETHING" and it's just..there. Sitting silently, eyeing the abyss like it's having an existential crisis. Being a scientist seems like a fun job bc of this 😭
it may have never seen light before
I would have been laughing way too hard LOL (Amazing name and PFP btwww SKZ world domination)
There are many benefits to being a marine biologist
Literally me fr
it was dead...
i didnt know u could roast fish underwater
idk70six 😂😂😂
It's not a fish
idk70six 😂😂😂
LMAO
It’s a toy
'You can see how, like, reactive he is'
*sits there unmoving and stares at her*
poor squid, all he wanted was peace and he was bombarded with insults
Imagine being a cuttlefish just chillin' on the ocean floor and some shiny robot comes along and laughs at you for two minutes
its not a cuttlefish....
@@michaelhawkins7389 they said it
🤣🤣🤣
No 😭they made a joke about him being called a “cuddle fish” as a pun to cuttlefish bcs they’re both cephalopods
@@michaelhawkins7389 it's technically more related to a cuttlefish so... you need to get your facts checked, because it's in the description
NO. STOP THIS. HIS EYES ARE PERFECT. HE IS PERFECT.
Jasmine Mao He's kawaii
TheOffensiveOne Noneofyourbussiness, why would you say something like that?
vonwolfie Because reasons read my name. The *Offensive* One. I don't show empathy or kindness to people like weebs and Vegans
You assume its gender? /s
Such a fascinating little fellow. How can you not love a creature that looks like a weird plushie ❤️
i love how 90% of the ocean is literally just filled with silly little freaks like this lol
he's seen things he cant unsee
That right there is the best comment ever.
agreed
That profile pic (Johnny Cade) makes the comment better XD
me
who's johnny