@@thegoofystoic I have to pause every so often to let my abs recover. These dudes are so funny it's actually painful. My fkn face and gut are hurting from laughing and smiling.
“You’re not a man until you’ve done something gay in the astral realm” -Matt McCusker This should be a tshirt or something. One of the funniest shaman quotes to date.
This podcast reminds me of the good old days when podcasts didn’t suck. No one’s selling me shit or persuading some currently popular opinion. Just the dawgz chopping it up talking shit. Shoutout to the bull and the shaman for bringing us back to the Wild West. The wiki Wild West
Matt is so hilarious with how easily he talks completely out of his ass. Such an amazing conversationalist. Always makes the conversations interesting. Never dull moments.
Pretty sure it was just shane making a norm joke bc he's a huge norm fan and heavily influenced by him.. that actually prob norm's most famous/known joke template....or, yeah it could be norm's spirit channeling shane - i did hear recently that MSSP is the #1 podcast among dead people!
1:03:42 My father passed away in January...I played "going home" for his viewing. Everyone said they never been so relaxed at a funeral. It was real elegant.
why is nobody noticing that matt and the guest chris have the same voice i honestly thought that it was a brother of matt... it's crazy if you don't watch the video.
I just worked a 13.5 hour shift because this scrub called off, my goddamn Bills let me down again, and Tim's podcast is late, yet again. Thought I was hitting the slopes with just a 12 pack of bud platypus, sore af feet, and sadness. But instead, I've got all that, and this. I hope this one's a banger
My bad; what I meant to say was that there was a joke about the treasonous war of insurrection against our lawful, rightful sovereign. The Brits had our collective back in the French and Indian War, and then we just betrayed the shit out of them
@@cdubsoptional7849 that was how all European sovereign nations acted for hundreds of years. Backstabbing and covert attacks was the norm- most were super paranoid, some because of syphilis.
Our God is great I'm so glad bonfire introduced me to Shane and all his boys. These pods get me through the day at work. Loved listening to the old testament and fair one now we got stuff island too
@@rynecology if you can’t laugh at someone else’s mistakes then you must have too many to count. Have someone follow you around with a camera for 36 years please. Thanks dawg
Love that Shane always says he's not a alcoholic even though he's been blacking out for years. Only made it 2 days outta 10?? Keep up the good work big guy.
48:25 Matt is not exaggerating about that Life of Crime scene. The guy gets paroled and complains to his parole officer he has $50 a month child support for two kids. She laughs out loud and he starts saying “you don’t get it they’re coming at me from all angles!” 😂😂😂
i love this podcast - even better watching them in the future and watching their transformation over the past 2 years and looking forward to the next lie they find out that I from the future already know about
Ohio is pretty sick in general. The truckers who deliver the goods to my place of employment all live in Ohio. The Monday driver got jury duty for a serial killer/necrophiliac case, and when I googled "recent ohio serial killer," I had to scroll for a ways, before I found the right case
Shout out to all my boys listening after work, eating alone in the kitchen at 1 am. ✊
Actually, it's almost 4am, and the fluorescent kitchen lights are hella harsh & unforgiving
sup dude
@@cdubsoptional7849
More like 5AM
Holy shit. This hit on the nose
This is me... Every. Damn. Night. 😂
The idea of a comedian rigged to a pulley system, levitating out of anger at a heckler, made me cry laughing.
Dude I'm crying right now, stomach is cramping. So fucking funny
@@thegoofystoic I have to pause every so often to let my abs recover.
These dudes are so funny it's actually painful. My fkn face and gut are hurting from laughing and smiling.
The hardest I’ve seen them laugh
@@JarthenGreenmeadow get a grip!!
"Dreams are like prison, it's not gay" is the funniest thing I've heard all year
"You do what you have to do - you're stuck in there."
Thank god cause I’ve had some fucked up dreams
“You’re not a man until you’ve done something gay in the astral realm”
-Matt McCusker
This should be a tshirt or something. One of the funniest shaman quotes to date.
I was surprised we didnt hear that one from Duncan Trussell first lol
jizz into the cosmos while eternal entities run a train on you at least thrice a month then get back to me
I've posted this before on other episodes, but I've honestly never laughed as much in my life as being alone listening to you guys. Please never stop.
I usually never laugh out loud when I’m alone. But the cast never fails
This podcast reminds me of the good old days when podcasts didn’t suck. No one’s selling me shit or persuading some currently popular opinion. Just the dawgz chopping it up talking shit. Shoutout to the bull and the shaman for bringing us back to the Wild West. The wiki Wild West
Yea dude
now they selling shit
Lol
@@MrBobman360 duh fucker they gotta make bread dawg
@@MrBobman360 good. They deserve to make a living and thrive
The open windows and scented candles lend this pod an incredible vibe
That made me laugh out loud
Do not forget the visually stunning scale.
Matt is so hilarious with how easily he talks completely out of his ass.
Such an amazing conversationalist. Always makes the conversations interesting. Never dull moments.
Hes the king of hilarious hot takes
Matt is the embodiment of the saying, "if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."
"That's a phallic mother"
The shaman.
As a rancher I can attest diverting water is the best! Watching the grass grow BECAUSE of the water you diverted shrek 1!
hell yeah dude , one for the true believers
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Rancher Dawg: I hope your water has been plentiful, cows bred, and your herd fully productive since you commented!
fuck yeah holmes
Now they're dropping eps late night to get past the community guidelines. This is some real Boston Tea Party shit right here, SODTAOE
Ya the algorithm doesn’t work nights
6 6 and. ..0@@glass1258 898880 pop p 86 y 7y.
Does it really get past guidelines if it’s late night
@@tonijasmine3992 yep
“The last thing you want is the teams coming down on ya” 😂😂😂 that whole bin laden bit was great
bro i have fallen in love with you guys! seriously makes my day to hear yall bs with each other
ugh
Dude they’re the best dudes. No lies no ads
Subconsciously homosexual, Freud
Gay
@@Stimros_halabad lmao that lasted like two more months. Good for them for getting payed.
Matt needs a shirt that says "I dump on the first date"
USA 3.0
Would purchase
Matt is a legitimate genius when it comes to describing turds.
"Crumbled Pillar" killed me.
Neopolitan, shrimp basket
Shane: "waas he British?"
Matt: "no he was a white dude"
I mean the most popular name in London is Mohammad so
@@bruhdon4748 yes absolute no islamic terrorism in london👍👍👍
@@mini_mozzer absolutely safe place to live, completely free and safe, no go zones? What even are those am I right
They can never take down the 'cast, inshallah. Our God is Great. SODTAOE.
Tell us more, please?
Great our God is
Our is great god usa #1
God, troops, and the Skis
Sa-Da-Tay!
DUUUUUDES! Your intro is an instant dopamine release for me! Made me feel all warm inside hearing that gayass song again 💚
Reddit
Hell yes. Currently fighting the Chinese sneeze without the mark of the beast (the way god intended) and needed some laughs. Praise be
May the Lord open
Come back in 5 days or smthn to let us know if you are alive. Because this would be a bad ironic comment otherwise. Check in
Don’t stay sedentary get up and move around. My friend got a pulmonary embolism after beating covid because he was immobile for a week healing from it
Hell ya, get that natural immunity and forever stay within the graces of tha Lord.
Mono colonial antibodies
I have tickets to see shane at an arena in March... makes the levitating bit so much funnier imagining him flying around the arena as his entrance 🤣
Saw Matt live last weekend and he killed.
Love the cast
damn. hittin us with the sneak attack
Just like the Japanee.
@@imemberberry viet cong did it best
1:02:24 is 100% Norm's energy channeling Shane from the DMT Realm.
Pretty sure it was just shane making a norm joke bc he's a huge norm fan and heavily influenced by him.. that actually prob norm's most famous/known joke template....or, yeah it could be norm's spirit channeling shane - i did hear recently that MSSP is the #1 podcast among dead people!
@@themissinglightninglink get a load of this dork
@@omgersh lol
He lives
That old chunk of coal
Shout out close eyes Shane, shout out Matt's divorce.
Matt's getting divorced?
@@joeleonard9965 No he got divorced a while ago and it seemed like it worked out lol
O'connieees has been on fire lately, good for him. I love his and Tommy's new podcast and hope they have these 2 reprobates on there together soon.
Dude sucks. He needs to learn a thing or two about a thing or two
1:03:42 My father passed away in January...I played "going home" for his viewing. Everyone said they never been so relaxed at a funeral. It was real elegant.
Dude... never related so much to the diverting/controlling water in the shower while letting it run down your arms and stuff haha! Gold!
I’m not gonna lie boys Matt has Shaman’d me and I ordered the same flute
I got an A minor, totally the coolest instrument I own
@@TheBransonat0r nice dude. Any good RUclips pages to practice with?
@@Stimros_halabad I just close my eyes and let it take me man
@@TheBransonat0r nice dude I kinda imagine my inner -ness taking over and finding the way. Fuck yeah
The bro shamans are rising, hell yeah. As a drummer I support any move to music.
why is nobody noticing that matt and the guest chris have the same voice i honestly thought that it was a brother of matt... it's crazy if you don't watch the video.
Someone needs to animate the descending showmen part of the pod! 🤣 shit would be hilarious
I just worked a 13.5 hour shift because this scrub called off, my goddamn Bills let me down again, and Tim's podcast is late, yet again. Thought I was hitting the slopes with just a 12 pack of bud platypus, sore af feet, and sadness. But instead, I've got all that, and this. I hope this one's a banger
Less than 10 mins in, and there's already a revolutionary war joke about quartering troops. The secret podcast never fails to deliver.
My bad; what I meant to say was that there was a joke about the treasonous war of insurrection against our lawful, rightful sovereign. The Brits had our collective back in the French and Indian War, and then we just betrayed the shit out of them
Good luck chief
dawgbless
@@cdubsoptional7849 that was how all European sovereign nations acted for hundreds of years. Backstabbing and covert attacks was the norm- most were super paranoid, some because of syphilis.
Matt McCuskie, Shane Gillie, podcast, secret, therapy, flat circles, stone henge, talking, Landscaping, water diversion.
Wishy wash?
@@kevin_james_fan9731 wim wess
flashmob, omicron, morningstar bear
Chicken fingers, doorknob, pencil sharpener, igloo.
I've showed closest friends Shanes work. Not one person said anything other than it was awesome or they loved it
Wild wild WEST JIM WEST
Desperado
Wicky Wicky wild
Ruffryder
@@D4ni31 no ya don't want nada
NONE OF THIS
I'm gonna start using 'you never set foot in a mill' as my all purpose dismissal.
*sawmill. My bad. That line still mlade me laugh the second time
😂😂😂 Absolute adoption
Lol the Putin talk aged well. “Chris is part of the Democratic uh, the Russian boogeyman.” 😂😂
If anyone is interested, the Spud doc Shane is talking about with the Teams is about Extortion 17.
What are “The Teams?” I’ve listened to most of the newest episodes and Patreon, searched Reddit and can’t seem to figure out what it is
@@djdelicato The teams are Shane's word for the navy seals.
@@Cannolikiller thank you! That’s what I assumed but I wasn’t sure
@@Cannolikiller not Shane's term. It's what SEAL team guys call themselves. Check out Jocko pod...
@@T_D_B_ never said it was Shane's term.
Our God is great I'm so glad bonfire introduced me to Shane and all his boys. These pods get me through the day at work. Loved listening to the old testament and fair one now we got stuff island too
shoutout all my D.A.W.G.S living it up getting DUIs
Shane is 100% correct: Life of Crime on hbo is so gnarly!!! I never laughed so hard at people’s tragic lives
It's trailer park boys of Jersey
Matt said it but yeah it rules
Idk, man, I watched it after watching this episode and it was actually just kinda sad. Rob was a good man.
@@rynecology you have to laugh to keep from crying.
@@rynecology if you can’t laugh at someone else’s mistakes then you must have too many to count. Have someone follow you around with a camera for 36 years please. Thanks dawg
ahhhhhh shiiiit just got done throwing in a refrigeration compressor a few minutes ago- time to enjoy my ride home with the bois
We got a renegade here
Fellow HVACR dawg. Let's goo
Best dawgz out there are the ones putting in a long day's work of hard labor and winding down with MSSP and cidies.
"I'm trying to think of a war we can start to turn this country around" 😂😂😂😂😂
Shane: A civil war
Senator Armstrong would be proud lol.
Worked like a champ for the last 20 years.....
#11 overall on Patreon rankings. LETS GOOOO!!!!
just need to beat "Project Helius
- creating Fallen Doll: Operation Lovecraft - An adult game with VR support" lol
#2 now dawgs up
@@thewind6047 #1 bro Lolol
@@humbean5683 they have risen
“Yeah they Animorph a lot.” I literally choked on pretzels.
I need a 3 hour long pod from yall. Its nearly christmas
My favorite part of this episode is how the camera is focused on the scale and not the people talking. Very cool
It really ties the room together. Do you see how level and just the scale is? Epic.
Love that Shane always says he's not a alcoholic even though he's been blacking out for years. Only made it 2 days outta 10?? Keep up the good work big guy.
ALL angles bro
Alcoholism is "subjective" lol
The Bull is training to be the second Bart Chrysler…just a bigger, funnier version.
Bls, dude
@@ElkinsEric only difference is we laugh at Barnth and we laugh with shane.
This level of comedy. And no Ad reads? Fuckin amazing. Non stop heat.
The Gillie Monster & Big Chief Edibles McCusker + The Turd... fax!!!
I'm gonna need a link to the original mcdonal video, stat. Throat singing downs' are something I never knew I needed.
Came looking in the comments section for the same thing and leaving disappointed.
ruclips.net/video/R3BC-RYA1lc/видео.html
I got u bull
The hadokin and pulley system talk is a clip I've been looking for, glad I found it, 5:20 for the future
Yoooo shout out all the DAWGZ!!!
Shout to to all the rest who are watching mssp while driving to work!!
A Ray Kump cameo, nice.
48:25 Matt is not exaggerating about that Life of Crime scene. The guy gets paroled and complains to his parole officer he has $50 a month child support for two kids. She laughs out loud and he starts saying “you don’t get it they’re coming at me from all angles!” 😂😂😂
I'm glad the boys are back
This might be my new favourite pod
What's up Dawgs!?
"No, I'd survive...I'd just quit." (Phenomenal sawmill judgement from Shane 38:08)
matt getting some fresh Chi-town snizz and then telling her he needs to shit is pure dawg move
The Return has been Prophesized
How great is our GAWD?!?
I love how Shane is actually smart but acts dumb while matt is so incredibly dumb but acts smart
I love the boy, so this is painful, but true.
A Monday night MSSP!?
Puts headphone back on, punches MSSP timecard
It's official, I've memorized the intro verse to Will Smith's "Wild Wild West." What have I become?!
It came on the radio once and I got to ' you don't wanna see my hand where my hip be at' and then I came to an abrupt halt :P
Madman, lost his damn mind in the west
😂😂😂"I'm glad YOU'RE getting a kick outta this"😂😂😂
"Dreams are like prisons, its not gay..." must be the funniest shit ive heard in so long.
1:31 I thought a hit man entered the room
Everyone on the bin laden raid is still alive. Team 3 spokesman 🔱
38:36 I got family roots of great-grandparents outside of Lumberton and Shane nailed the pronunciation from the locals lol.
the frequencies my duders
52:40, yeah it was europe.
They used to serve beers in schools, because the brewed drink was cleaner than water, and it had a low alcohol percentage.
I’m so old why u release so late 😭
8:46 destroying hecklers / being claw-machined onto stage
1:03:45 gard dawg crazy eyes
43:27 resume skimming
i love this podcast - even better watching them in the future and watching their transformation over the past 2 years and looking forward to the next lie they find out that I from the future already know about
This comment is so much funnier when you look at your screen name 😂
55:20 o’conniez knew something we didn’t.
Chris is that friend who disagrees then says lets not talk about that and does it atleast 10 times an hour.
16:33
Well, this aged well LMAO
here we go
This and your moms house are by far my favorite podcasts and I’m beyond pumped this is back in video on RUclips I love y’all!
Weird combo of faves.
what?
We have the serpent mounds here in 'ol Ohio, they're pretty sick
Ohio is pretty sick in general. The truckers who deliver the goods to my place of employment all live in Ohio. The Monday driver got jury duty for a serial killer/necrophiliac case, and when I googled "recent ohio serial killer," I had to scroll for a ways, before I found the right case
5:30 Yesss! Every pod I wait for the Shaman to say "wuter" or "wurter" and he came thru twice
Someone's gotta take one for the team, Hadouken Shane during a set and endure the wrath just to use his own what against him and see if he crab swirls
I've been meaning to watch 'Kingdom of heaven' for ages, thanks for the reminder brozef
Directors cut
Late night upload…you know the cast is hot
"I wish America had more ruins."
Give it time brother. Give it time.
Yes
Tiiiiirrrrrreeeeesssss!!!!
solid pilot from way back...
fight me
O'Connor was on to something here, should have taken Putin out a while ago lol
A true vampiric entrance made me laugh harder than I’ve laughed in years
“I love covert ops” Chris is a troop dude
I love hearing the pure confusion/pure bro energy on how cooking works with Matt 'the evil hippie" McCusker and Shane "Gentlemen" Gillis
Damn the midnight express arrives
“That’s that exoskeleton dude” so matter of fact. Shaman knows all.
welcome back to the wild wild west
This is one of the funniest eps of all time l. Dude the phallic mother 😂😂😂
How did they not name that podcast Tommy and the Turd?
"yo put your baseball cap backwards bro"- Matt Mccusker
Always good to see the mssp intro
lol shane has been told about the Teams conspiracy 😂