Harry Potter but in Poland
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- Опубликовано: 22 авг 2024
- Harry Potter but in Poland
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I like how all the video revolves on the word kurva, streetwear and alcohol jokes, and nothing else
its a free trip to poland
@@deheinrich4785 do you confirm?
Thats basically every slavic country. Booze, fake adidas and kurwa is like breathing air.
It's perfection
@@Mukaluka123 We at Czechia laughed on everyone who wear that crap :D I remember two stupid Russians flex with their Adidas wear and trying to be gangstas. Everyone said how stupid they are.
As a Polish magican, and the senator of Polish Ministry of Magic, I can confirm it is all true.
🤫dont forgett the international decree of secrecy
Senator works in Ministry? What a strange country
@@monika9804 I bet he is also a judge at the magical military tribunal.
Prawda, ja tez xD
@@LukeVilent No, but he picked the judges, and tells them what to do :D But he's been an ordinary senator, until just recently he became deputy prime minister and sat besides the Prime Minister during the meeting :D
"And the alcoholic's kidney stone" had me rolling around laughing
That one was a fine touch.
Agreed
avada kurwa dabra - as a polish wizard I approve this spell
It was created by the Half-Drunk-Prince.
@@JackoBanon1 kurvwerwald the former lover of drunkbledore
Na Ukrainie czasami można kupic naszywki avada kurva dabra z granatnikiem rpg
powinni użyć abrakadabra kurwa
Ukr N@zis have a lot of chevrons, ss Galicia too. but none of them will save🤣
Mam nawet tytuły:
Horry Pioter i:
- bimber filozoficzny
- komnata szabrowników
- więzień wytrzeźwiałki
- czara wody ognistej
- zakon trzech pasków dresa
- książęce i pół litra
- wszywka śmierci
Genialne!
Kto z tt
😂😂😂
To książęce i pół litra mnie rozjebalo xD
I Książę Półlitra
In Polish version, the train still has yet to arrive to Hogwart :D "Za opóźnienia przepraszamy..."
Don't worry, it would be the case if it happened in Croatia too
Sounds like "Deutsche Bahn" aswell😂😂
Pociąg do stacji Hogwart odjedzie z opóźnieniem około 40 minut opóźnienie może ulec zmianie, za opóźnienie przepraszamy, Kurwa.
Pociąg odjedzie z peronu 9 i 0.7
@@niewiemjaknazwactenkana166
W Niemczech większe Opóznienia niz w Polsce.
Niemiecka Kolej jest gorsza.
I love how they utterly botch our Polish version Hermiona's name every time
smieszne
@@rz5b1qszkdf44 bobr
In Poland nobody got surprised that Harry can speak with snakes😂
szcszcscsz
Kurwa, we need definitely the whole movie in this style.
Why ? This translation is for pigs
XD yes
ALL movies
Magnaci i czarodzieje
And also the sequels Harry Potter and the Chamber of Kurwa, the Kurwa of Azkaban, the Goblet of Vodka, the Order of the Alcoholics, the Half-Kurwa Prince, and the Vodka hallows.
fun fact, in Poland consumption of alcohol is less than in Germany, France or Spain. And noone is wearng sport wear in the street. ;)
What about vodka
@@moogiibat5845 Yes, it seems that in Poland people consume a lot of vodka, but it is changing. Another thing is so called "heavy drinking". It is defined as ingesting the equivalent of more than 60 g of pure ethanol (approximately six standard alcoholic drinks) on a single occasion. The biggest shares of adults taking part in heavy drinking episodes at least once a month were found in Denmark (38 per cent), Romania (35 per cent), Luxembourg (34 per cent), Germany (30 per cent) and Belgium (28 per cent).
@@Krogulec1982 what about in age group, western developed countries have more retirees and they do live longer, mostly lijely group who will have time and finance.
They don’t even squat?
To prawda. Ale mi jako nacjonaliście takie żarty nie przeszkadzają o ile nie są brane na poważnie. Ale niestety często są... Znam kilka osób zza granicy min. Z Niemiec którzy zanim przyjechali to mieli takie wyobrażenie o Polsce ale po przyjeździe to im szczęki opadły
*Avada-Kurwa Dabra must be a spell to keep one cracked up on the floor, I'm done 😂*
As a Russian I felt it on a personal Slavic level. But instead of kurwa we use a different word😅
kurwa jest ikoniczne
As a Russian - start using kurva. This should be a universal swearword across ALL slavic languages :)
@@P_Luke_12345 I don't mind. And actually talking to a Polish I realized that sometimes I use a verb скурвиться (like to become a bad person) so I'm quite close!
@@P_Luke_12345Hungary is with you brother, a jó kurva életbe!
Bliadz
I am learning Czech and understand most of Polish here. Hilarious indeed 😂
Do you really, kurva?
This is the Slavic magic
Props to you, our language is quite difficult 😌
You better Czech yourself
Before u wreck urself
Cuz Harry potters bad for ur health
@@jakubport7361try learning hungarian
Voldemortski: “ there is no good or evil only adidas and those too lame to look fresh.”
HAHAHA
Fuuuuckkkkkk
The re is no good and evil, there is only Adidas and Abibas 😂
Voldemortski😂😂😂😂
Trzeba było dać EN-57 jako pociąg do Hogwartu XDDDD
Opóżniony pociąg regio w relacji warszawa zachodnia - hodwart wjedzie na tor 1 przy peronie 1 o 23;48, za opóżnienia przepraszamy
XD
Albo Stonkę
@@AntonSiedemnascieo 21:37 xdddd
@@AntonSiedemnascie jednocześnie informujemy że opóźnienie może ulec zmianie
- w hogwarcie: dziękujemy za podróż z PKP Intercity i życzymy udanego pobytu , do zobaczenia!
No i opóźnienie o kilka godzin 🤔
-Harry jesteś kurwa czarodziejem.
-Kurwa czaro... czym?
-Kurwa dziejem.
-Jestem kurwadziejem?
👆Geniusz
Avada Kurwa-dabra! 😅
Это две противоположности
Well, I'm Polish, and this is brilliant. Make part 2, kurwa!
@@Faxxi-0 nie zesraj się
I tak ci się nie odda, nie ma na co liczyć
The best part is that in modern Europe, it's the Brits who are the biggest drunks, not the Poles.
Well as a Polish, i think this is more russian
Finally someone has pointed that out here. Beside the canonical "kurwa" the whole thing seems to have little to do with Polish authenticity, it is rather your standard set of stereotypes about "eastern europe", which is in reality about ruzzia.
В России это тоже максимум 90е/00е, сейчас все на спорте в основном. Носят что попало. Общего стиля нет по сути. Но видимо до создателей ролика только докатилась наша мода 20 летней давности)
@@singularm5923 No, it is about you. And please write the countrie's names correctly, bobr kurwa!
@@singularm5923 my friend, there is no such country as "Ruzzia", but Russia. You need to read more books and less express your filth here in coments!
@@Kot-Anton Incorrect: "my friend", "such country", "but", "You need to read more books", "express your filth", "here in", "the", "coments" - but there is more.
Not sure if it's still English. Use Google Translator from time to time. Double-check with Grammarly. Or, maybe: "read more books." 😆
Ja pierdole 🤣 Greetings from Slovakia 🇸🇰 neighbours 😊 And no need subtitles for understand that. Perfect work 😂
Pozdravy 🇵🇱❤️🇸🇰
Да и русскому не особо нужны.привет словяне!
AVADA KURWA DABRA HAHAHAHA
most authentic part is the facial expressions, i'm sure that was part of the prompt too. brilliant
In Poland people would rather wear 4F than Adidas, maybe in the ninetees it was different but now its passe
The polish word for "three" is different. In this video it's like in russian, but not even close to polish.
The video overall seems to be more Russian stereotypes than Polish stereotypes.
No ta, "tri" to może być po rosyjsku i w niektórych innych językach słowiańskich, a po polsku jest "trzy".
Bo próbowała przykazaczyć, że umie w angielski. Tre od Three, bo h jest nieme.
@@spongemasternot exactly we drink a lot to and use the word kurwa a lot than thing go not our way or than my father hits his thumb with a Hammer 😂😂😂😂😂 the only thing is missing ugurki pierogi zurek kebase im half polish half german through
@@OskarJanczakto jest tzi tzye nej tri
Let' make another video with the Hungarian exchange students coming to the "Polish-Hungarian friendship tournament" (4th film)
🇵🇱 ❤️ 🇭🇺
Yes, yes that would be kurva jó.
А вместо Шарльботона будут украинки 😂
You forgot that the flying cars has no tires anymore and stands on concrete blocks.
Wheels bro 😂
Ironically Poland is not any more among heavy drinking countries in EU. Not even in top 10.
Ахахах
А мы не так уж сильно различаемся😅
успокойся рашист
@@user-yd6se2ir8yГоржусь поляками💪
@@user-pn9oe1mf9eГоржусь нигерийцами
Все славяне братья
@@rustblood6718 ruclips.net/video/f2djnWw751s/видео.html
niedługo AI będzie robić prawdziwe filmy z promptów
Będzie dało sie je tylko odróżnić od prawdziwych filmów po wymowje liczby trzy.
Nic nie będzie ani niedługo ani długo bo właśnie zaczęła pękać bańka rynkowa pt: AI. Nie ma na czym uczyć. To co użyto, użyto nielegalnie. Każdy duży model gubi z tymczasowej pamięci dosłownie całe akapity. Czasem nawet sens czy kontekst tego co AI samo napisało 5 min temu. Ciągłe powielanie tych samych banalnych błędów.
Wrzucając zdanie z błędem do poprawy: "Ala miewa kota." AI zwraca np "Poprawiam gramatykę w zdaniu kiedy Ala ma kota. Strona 6."!!!!!!!
Potem przeprasza dwanaście razy ale za chwile pisze takie same bzdury od nowa. Po czym znowu zaczyna przepraszać i przyznawać się do winy...
Najlepsze, że NIKT tego nie chce mieć cały czas na środku ekranu i nikt tego non-stop nie potrzebuje. Typu jakiegoś Co-pilota, żeby koniecznie pomógł skopiować foldery, bo właściciel jest debil i pierwszy raz na oczy widzi komputer. Swój własny zresztą.
As a polish person i want to say that it would be a perfect movie ✨
Edit:omg i never had that many likes tysm 😭
Как русская поляку скажу: это стёб, бро 😂 вас просто опустили. Так хозяин американец видит своих вассалов поляков😂 Здесь нечем гордиться
@@kostroma_furshet an you please say it in English? I don't Understand:(
@@Rosalie_CloudDon't worry,it's better if you don't.
@@MiroslavMiroljubic ok?
@@Rosalie_Cloud Its russki fsb bot, don't worry it just spreads its propaganda around masquerading as normal user.
I've never seen more stereotypes in one video
Freaking masterpeace! I played all Witchers with polish voiceover, so i appreciate this.
Hope to see Breaking Bad too.
Henryk Potterowski
Если везде заменить "курва" на "блять", то получится Гарри Поттер, но в России
If you replace "kurva" with "blyat" everywhere, you will get Harry Potter but in Russia
Nie dziwota. Jesteśmy Słowianami.
@@OskarJanczak, ultrabase
@@OskarJanczakNot slavs, but slaves
@@vladara7226 Nie "Slavs", tylko Słowianie, kurwa. Jesteśmy dobrym towarem, to nie ma co się dziwić, że nas chciano :D
Avada Kurwa-dabra! is quickly becoming my favorite magic word.
Harry Pjotr and Ron Wassili
Harry Gancarz i Ron Łasica
Poland now Russia
Omg as Polish I laughed hard at this but it's all true 😂 With exception that in Polish 3 is "trzy" not "tri".
Też się nad tym zastanawiem. Wygląda na to, że ta AI jakoś nie kuma wymowy liczb. Widziałem to samo w innych wideach tego typu.
Bo narpiew myślałem po prostu że ten dziad gada jakąś gwarą. Ale Hermione także mówi "tre" a nie "trzy". ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Przestarzałe stareotypy. Bieda, dresy, pijaństwo, brzydkie budownictwo i przeklinanie co słowo. Ale śmieszny ten mój kraj, co nie. Tak wyglądała Polska z 40 lat temu może. Ale za granicą ciągle się chyba ludziom wydaje, że się nic nie zmieniło. Rozumiem, że mam się czuć gorsza, że pochodzę z menelskiego i brzydkiego kraju? Ja nie znam takiej Polski jak na filmie. Urodziłam się w latach 90 i kiedy byłam małym dzieckiem zanim weszliśmy do Unii, to jeszcze zostały takiego czegoś skrawki może, głównie w małych miastach i na wsiach. Teraz to w ogóle tak nie wygląda i nie wiem z czego te głupie żarty.
Ja jestem z Lodzi, i jak tam wracam raz na rok to dalej sie widzi dresy, meneli i stare rozjebane kamienice i osiedla. Jest coraz lepiej ale poza centrum stereotyp sie utrzymuje w gorszych czesciach miasta.
Ale jesli chodzi o to Kurwa, to sie nie zmienilo.
Stereotypy o polsce ale takie sprzed 30 lat, fajne takie nie za aktualne
Hned se nečertěte spíš je to berte jako fakt že Vodka je v Polsku národní alkohol stejně jako ve Skotsku Wisky nebo u nás pivo.
What an absolute masterpiece! I laughed way too hard at this😂
i duno kinda cringe,why ppl think that poland is all about thugs in track suits
Because every nationality have their own stereotypes.
@@antonym7704 well it applies not to a big majority
Thing is the tracksuits are associated with the Slavs in general and I personally am a bit worried the westerners may not see the difference between a Pole and A Russian. I'll give you a hint: the Polish Dres' don't squat! That's an eastern thing.
@@Misiulo Often they are so roided up that even if they wanted to they couldn't squat for an extended period of time.
I recommend you to rewind 3 times at the beginning or 2 times after he says "kurwa". Do it fast, otherwise you won't get the effect.
There is no one running drunk after an animal, mission failed.
0:27 Wingardium Kurva-osa XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!!!
Okay, this one really good :D!
0:45 , thanks i've learned 3 things 🥔🤣
Potions class is just to learn how to make cheap homemade vodka 😂
I'm from Ukraine, and understood about 75% of this video. I absolutely love it
да тут 100% понятно
@@apocalipzdec Подтверждаю.
Adidas and Eastern Europe a match made in heaven
I usually am not a fan of these but as a Pole i just admit it's funny 😂
What does kurwa or kurva mean?
@@HRodz-eipx it literally means "whore" but Poles use it as equivalent to "fuck" (as in cursing not sex). In other words it resembles Polish souls.
@@KiaraDeLaLuna Haha thank you!
Severus Snape looks like a mix of the original Snape and Polish musician Maciej Maleńczuk, so he's even more Polish now.
For me, he looks like Hungarian actor Mucsi Zoltán, who is also known for his role as the alcoholic swearer, so it seemed absolutely fitting. :D
1:09 I love that what is effectively "Ron, Harry, what in hell? For fuck's sake!" Was translated to "Ron, Harry, what are you doing here?" XD
more like russia or ukraine bruh
Still a better love story than twilight.
As a random Pole, this one hits me 😂
Pls do one in the country of Georgia 🇬🇪
Without the audio... that's just Harry Potter in England
No, that's the Polish Harry in England
Substitute 'kurwa' with 'blyat' and it could honestly pass for Russian/Belorussian/Ukranian HP, lol
well, H.P. is taking place in the nineties so it is quite accurate...
While watching, it reminded me more of Harry Potter in Russia
harry defenitely got too drunk and started calling snakes "ja pierdole jakie bydle"
Watched it like 5 times
Maybe the best one
The slide whistle tune just slays me
As a Pole I can confirm that they look like they really are Poles
It was so bad and so hilarious at the same time... I can't...
- You're a kurwa Harry!
- I'm a what?
Przyznać się. Kto POLAK z Polski ten daję łapkę w góre !!!/To admit. Who is a POLE from Poland, I give my paw up !!!
kamien trzezwosci ,komnata nalewek,ksiaze denaturatu,więzien monopolowego,czara procentów ,zakon piwowara to moje propozycje na tytuły
Niezłe. To teraz niech ktoś napisze i wyda takie książki. Parodii nie obejmują prawa autorskie.
Kamień euforyczny
Best one of these I have seen so far, and I have seen many good ones
"Her-moin Granger" 😂
I'm glad that you treat Poland at the same level at Russia.
Polish Quirrell had me in tears 😂
This actually made me wish they'd make a parody Harry Potter movie in Poland. God damn it.
died at Snape part. Thank you for this. Fcking gold
Polish Harry Potter almost looks like Dante from DmC
omg this is brilliant. please do Harry Potter in czechia with alot of "pivo" and "dopíči"
You are sládek Harry.
The most powerful spell in the world: AVADA KEDAVRA KURWA!
"Harry Potter and the alcoholic's kidney stone" got me 😄😄
Avada kurwa dabra!
Hahahah no trochę bym zmieniła xd ale ogólny sens języka polskiego zachowany 😂 I would change a few things but generally the sense of Polish language is pretty correct 😂😂
that beatuiful moment in that you finish understeanding english and now you can see english memes
Don't mess with polish Harry Potter, he'll stab you.
Bardzo zabawny kurrrrrrwa 🤣🤣 only learning Polish now, watched it 5 times already and I still wheeze like a retarded sea lion with an asthmatic seizure
Polish Hagrid gets me every time
Can you do Discworld?
I mean, Harry already wears Adidas in Prisoner of Azkaban lol
This finna blow up fr
Konečně Harry jak má být,kurwa! :D
Přesně tak kurwa!
Блин это ещё большая клюква чем обычно показывают русских в американских медиа.
was such a Polish writer of Jewish origin from Ukraine, Jan Brzechwa.
and in 1946 wrote something similar to the plot of the Potteriade - Akademia Pana Kleksa
so there is some truth in this joke
My knowledge of Polish was enough to understand that and I know only one word
Man Neville lost a bottle of Vodka .... So utterly cool
I once saw a man wearing flip flops from adidas and socks and shorts and a zipped sweatshirt from adidas
He was walking in random directions on a parking spot
That was just too polish
After watching Magnaci i czarodzieje, which is out after 10+ years, I approve of this.
Fr, watch that movie, it's got Stachu Jones!
As Pole I have to admit this is great job, man :D
Maybe some grammatical issues and also 3 (trzy) is read as / tsch' / but well done.
Pls, more videos like that ^^
Why i have the urge to make a Vodka right now
I can't believe nobody said bobr in this video...
avada kurwa dabra 😂😂😂😂
Спасибо, ржал как конь.
0:09 fejk, w Polsce byłoby to EN57
Ale to Avada Kurwa-dabra mnie rozwaliło, piękne xD
More like if Harry Potter lived in the Dune Universe, yet trapped in the industrial revolution
1:06 avada kurwa-dabra 😂