[Malfoy slaps leather on Harry, but Dobby shoots the gun out of his hand just in time, injuring him.] Dobby: You shall not harm Harry Potter! Harry: Damn Dob, no wonder they don’t give you guns…
I'm American born and raised and I never saw black people till I was in high school. Non-Americans dont' realize that when you leave the cities, there's so little black people.
@@revan0890 That mission was so hard for so many people that they had to dumb it down to a lollipop in the remastered Trilogy definitive version for new players born after 2004.
JK Rowling fought HARD to prevent the movie studio executives from changing the setting of the Harry Potter film series from a Scottish boarding school to an American boarding school, so this video was ALMOST reality
Except for the word shop because that's not American English. But then again people over here call films, movies and shops as stores - which isn't actual English. Looks like our language is being corrupt of its originality after all.
It's already happening. There was a stream doing Seinfield episodes until it got shut down a while back. AI procedural generated content based on your unique preferences is the future of content. I wouldn't be surprised if we get an AI-based Netflix-like service coming out within a decade.
The fact that almost every Harry Potter's side character got race swapped for no absolute reason is so hilarious and accurate but also terrifying, really says a lot about modern Hollywood.
Fr. Wasn’t accurate enough though cause none of them were gay or trans. And I don’t mean “normal” gay or trans, I mean flamboyantly, can’t-make-this-any-more-obvious, in-your-face queer
Actually, I know why their races were swapped out, but the reason (I’m fairly certain) would annoy the anti race swappers even more than the race swapping in this instance 🤭
>american version >disproportionately large amount of cast is black >gangs mostly along racial lines >teenagers getting their hands on guns >hermione's actress is attractive accurate.
Harry will be broke by the middle of the second movie, with the amount of times he’s been injured it’ll deplete his inheritance paying all those hospital bills.
Nicely done but I would say it is more of an 'urban' American Harry Potter. What would you do for 'rural'? Love Keanu Reeves/Samuel Jackson take - Brilliant!😬😬
We gotta have more of this, I would LOVE to see stuff from, say, Deathly Hallows. Only the presence of someone like Voldemort could make bloods and crips get along
Samuel L. Jackson as Albus Dumbledore and Keanu Reeves as Snape is brilliant!
I died when I saw Keanu as Snape! 🤣🤣🤣
@@p.b.7719i though that was John wick for a sec then i realize that's Snape fanfiction
Albus Nigadore and Johnny Snape
Its not Keanu. Its John Wick.
Honestly I could see Keanu as snape if they remade the Harry Potter movies
Keanu Reeves as an American Snape is perfect.
reeves is canadian lololol
@@cinamonfire lol I forgot. But he still has an American-ish way about him in that picture. Happy Canada Day too.
@cinamonfire Which is American with extra steps.
😳😂🤣
@@cinamonfire "American" can also mean "a native or inhabitant of any of the countries of North, South, or Central America."
“Master has given Dobby a Gun.”
“Dobby is freeeee.” (Points Gun at Lucius)
Harry, moves robe to show empty holster.
lmao
Damn, that's a good one.😂
Master has presented dobby with a glock!
*empty third holster
You know Harry is always carrying extra heat.
[Malfoy slaps leather on Harry, but Dobby shoots the gun out of his hand just in time, injuring him.]
Dobby: You shall not harm Harry Potter!
Harry: Damn Dob, no wonder they don’t give you guns…
As an American, I can confirm, this is completely accurate and just another day in Chicago.
This is blatantly Compton, LA.
Bloods and Crips are in Compton not Chicago
Does it always have to end in a school shooting?
I'm American born and raised and I never saw black people till I was in high school. Non-Americans dont' realize that when you leave the cities, there's so little black people.
so, black people are only in criminal movies?@@verfed
Pulp Fiction, GTA, Keanu Reeves, this has everything
it's just los angeles. the rest of america is ignored
@@funkydownright what about indians
@@julievrhackzor who?
"All you had to do was follow the damn train" was the best reference I've ever seen
I *HATE* that mission.
@@revan0890 we all do
What game is that from?
GTA san andreas, most not difficult but still impossible mission, and also the only one xD@@Juleru
@@revan0890 That mission was so hard for so many people that they had to dumb it down to a lollipop in the remastered Trilogy definitive version for new players born after 2004.
The gun backfired, killing Ron instantly
Amazing.
Жаль он был неисправен😢
Хорошо,что братки вовремя помогли Рону и он был только ранен
powergaming in roleplay be like:
Or maybe he just shot himself in the foot like Cheddar Bob.
it's a ghetto gun, it happens
JK Rowling fought HARD to prevent the movie studio executives from changing the setting of the Harry Potter film series from a Scottish boarding school to an American boarding school, so this video was ALMOST reality
I...what... Hogwarts is Hogwarts
@@ChaZ-cp6qwBut distinctly in the UK, hence institutions like prefects
@@ChaZ-cp6qw Hogwarts set in a remote part of upstate Maine/Montana/Alaska would still have been cool, but never as good as the accurate setting
@@dihexa7256 fans would have been enraged
Not really. You have to go against everything in the books to do that. That is not happening.
DAMN ! THEY ALL GOT BRAND NEW JORDAN ! 😂😂😂 I CANT !!!!
XD
"I bet they still can't dunk"
@@eZeero " OOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
¿son robados?
Lmao
Tupac Weasly
Snape Wick
Tupac Lockheart
Samuel Dumbledore
Lockhart is actually Kevin Hart which is appropriate lol
@@the_sam_stronghe reminded me of Jamie Foxx
@@tomwwabo9246 I don't see it
So if Slytherins are the Crips, Gryffindors are the Bloods I suppose Hufflepuffs are Latin Kings and Ravenclaws are the Surenos? 😂
Most inception comment ever
Ravenclaws are the Triads
@@jonathonyeh76 that's enough from you, Mister Potter
Temple street bloods
And Voldemort’s either an old school mob boss, Mexican cartels or MS13
"Do they speak english in what?" Dumbledore asked calmly
Underrated joke.
What ain't no country I ever heard of!
Ccccaaaarrrrmmmlllyyyyyy...
"Say what, say what mugglef*ucker, I dare you, I double dare you! What does Mr. Voldemort look like? Does he look like a muggle?"
"He hid the Horcrux in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass..."
Ayo! He is half-muggle, foo'!
Parseltongue mother fucker, do you speak it!?
What!? I...😰
PARSELTONGUE, MUGGLEF*CKER, DO YOU SPEAK IT?!?
"Motherfucker", Dumbledore said calmly.
An opportunity to have Ron shout "eat slugs " at Malfoy with a shotgun in hand was missed
😂
Omg yes
Most underrated comment
That's just too perfect 😂
Underrated comment.
0:30 this part gets me every time 😂
So many good lines, this is a masterpiece
Script by: Quentin Tarantino
Except for the word shop because that's not American English.
But then again people over here call films, movies and shops as stores - which isn't actual English.
Looks like our language is being corrupt of its originality after all.
“I need a new pistol for school” average American high school student
Black Ron made me absolutely crack up 😂👌
"Defense against the hood teacher" sounds epic ngl.
0:31 😂 Hermione went from American to British in just one slip
You can take a girl out of the hood, but you can't take the hood out of the girl.
AI really could have the ability to make whole movies/series out of these in no time
The future is bright my friend.
@@annoyingkraken Don't trust the light, it might just be a trap
Pretty sure Netflix is already doing this.
@@user-kb8qw7dy4t Surely possible, but not very probable at this point... would be a hell of a conspiracy
It's already happening. There was a stream doing Seinfield episodes until it got shut down a while back.
AI procedural generated content based on your unique preferences is the future of content. I wouldn't be surprised if we get an AI-based Netflix-like service coming out within a decade.
I love Keanu Reeves as Snape! 😎👍
*Maybe* I'd actually like Snape if this were the case
"These motherf*** are with the bloods they get a pass this time" 😂
And let me guess: Hufflepuffs are Latin Kings and Ravenclaws are Surenos
0:39 *_"All you had to do was follow the same train, CJ!"_*
Black Ron is so cool 😄
🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮
He’s better than the other Ron
Your acute social commentary about the American film industry earned you a new subscriber.
All we have to do was follow the damn train :D
The fact that almost every Harry Potter's side character got race swapped for no absolute reason is so hilarious and accurate but also terrifying, really says a lot about modern Hollywood.
Fr. Wasn’t accurate enough though cause none of them were gay or trans. And I don’t mean “normal” gay or trans, I mean flamboyantly, can’t-make-this-any-more-obvious, in-your-face queer
It says a lot about how you get no bitches
Actually, I know why their races were swapped out, but the reason (I’m fairly certain) would annoy the anti race swappers even more than the race swapping in this instance 🤭
@@calico9046Why are you saying "normal" as if gay or trans people are not normal?
@@ahsuniverseslaysBecause they aren't since vast majority of people are not gay or trans, making them out of the NORM, hence the word not NORMal.
“All we had to do was follow the damn train, Ron “ 🤣
I'd buy a theatre ticket to see if this was made in full movie. Very creative! 😂
Hermoine is pretty cute
Hollywood writers: "They are going to replace us with AI"
Me: "I hope so XD "
AI might not add much value to hollywood, but when hollywood is already worthless that's still an improvement.
@@WorldWalker128 exactly!
they missed the chance to race, gender and orientation swap everybody
Looks like they wanted to make it watchable.
@@markusfreund6961 damn that's a good line
Main reason America becomes a circus ass country along with its populations.
Hey AI wants to make money not alienate their audience.
Looks like they definitely did the race swap 🤣
>american version
>disproportionately large amount of cast is black
>gangs mostly along racial lines
>teenagers getting their hands on guns
>hermione's actress is attractive
accurate.
1:14 - you just crossed the line, boy 🤣🤣🤣
Lol. I refuse to believe Malfoy would call her a “hood rat” in this scenario. More like something else.
A hoe
The N. 😊
@@matiasfpmI mean, the malfoy in this version looks like an aryan trapstar so i doubt he'd be racist
hm@@JVCS-b6z
doesnt work as wll hjere@@matiasfpm
Dobby: Harry Potter is in Danger
Harry: I'm not in Danger i am the danger
Hermione is so British she stays British in America
Black ron is so funny 😭😭
Next one: Jamaica
Harry Pothead and the Pilosopher's stoned
Yo mon, Ron, I don' need no broom ta fly! Woooo
Ok this one was legitly funny.
"these motherfckers are with the Bloods and they get a pass this time"
I can't... I can't... 🤣
"Lets stop by some shops, I need to get a new pistol for school" :D
Ron is funny as hell I am dead😂😂😂😂😂
Ron as 2pac. Brilliant
That ending gives new meaning to “Eat Slugs!” Lol
This legit got me to subscribe and I ain't even American... I'm Australian lol try Harry Potter in Australia
Kangaroos in 5... 4...3..2...
Dumbledore asked motherfuckingly
Amazing, the jokes were the icing on the cake, wonderful!!
PS: Hermione looked HOT AF 😳🔥
I think she looked hotter in the Harry Potter but in Poland vid
She did. I wonder what actress she was based off
@@the_sam_strongthe forehead was kinda big in that one
“All you had to do was follow the damn Train!” Subtle but respect++
Safest school in US irl be like
This is the best one I’ve seen! The end was brilliant!😂
Harry will be broke by the middle of the second movie, with the amount of times he’s been injured it’ll deplete his inheritance paying all those hospital bills.
"All we had to do was follow the dawn train, Ron"
This makes me laugh so hard
Nicely done but I would say it is more of an 'urban' American Harry Potter. What would you do for 'rural'? Love Keanu Reeves/Samuel Jackson take - Brilliant!😬😬
"Rural" Harry Potter could be hilarious, lol
That’s what I was expecting too honestly
Honestly rural would be the same thing, but with white people, country music, and meth.
The sticks and the hood have a ton in common.
Dumbledore would be a "Grand Wizard".
0:14 like 2pack
I can imagine how Ilvermorny was in the 90's
Bro we wanted American version not a Netflix original.
Is that Kevin Hart is Lockhart? 😂
😂😂😂 I would 100% watch a full movie of this!
I can imagine Voldemort holding 50 bmg and shouting Avra Kedavra
No, I can see him driving a tank and blasting the main cannon.
This is way more funnier than it should be
Damn good, but Hermione should be chinese.
The GTA San Andreas reference is awesome 😎😂😂😂😂
Im dead when Ron came in💀
Can't wait for "Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallow-points".
All the characters being blackwashed is the most accurate part
Harry potter american version
Oh, man. That was badass perfect stuff 🤘
Man, this is gold! Great work!
The American Potter killed it.👍💖💥😀😂😁💯
Too good to be true
I've been dreaming of someone making a Harry Potter joke about following goddamn train since gta sa came out
Same. Now I can die in peace 😅
A The Wire + Happy Potter tv show would be insane! 😂
Keanu as Snape really works!
The HBO Max reboot be like
Disney would 100% do this...even Harry would be blekk
Or Netflix.
@@blackdynamite_5470 no, he’s Jewish, but Hermione is black though
I died when Keanu showed up 😂
Only if Harry potter in movies was half as badass as this one.
No Hagrid?
As a resident of a hispanic hood, this is accurate
So, people think "American" means "Blacks and guns" ... Interesting.
it's stereotyping. It's like Italians, everybody thinks we have guns and we are part of a mob.
Samuel L. Jackson as professor Dumbledore was hilarious.
I need part two now 😭 this is just too creative--
PLEASE MAKE A PART 2
We gotta have more of this, I would LOVE to see stuff from, say, Deathly Hallows. Only the presence of someone like Voldemort could make bloods and crips get along
"Defense against the hood" lmaooo
You just crossed the line boy😂😂😂
Finally, HP in its pristine, unbridled form. Just like God intended.
Wow! Such a hardcore scripted version 😁 Here's another more 'milder' Harry Potter - ruclips.net/video/PimF-iA4Q3s/видео.html
Not calling Lockhart "Prof. Wockhardt" is a major sin
Prof. Glockheart would be good too
@@MakersMark723 Glockheart Rockhard
Ginger Tupac was epic dude hahahahaha
I can already see this channel growing big
Keep it up💪💪💪
"Defense against the hood." Hilarious!
"All we had to do was follow the damn train, Ron"
I love how almost everyones black which is pretty accurate for Hallyweird.
could've made the characters fatter 😔
Why, not every In America is fat, most of them are normal
Neville Widebottom:
@@Jwats96 bs Stat and I'm not even american
@@Jwats96for them is normal to be fat so
@@Jwats96 it really depend what they consider to be obese because most Americans I have seen aren't obese
Somebody needs to make Harry Potter but in Star Fleet Academy Yea, I've seen the one of images, but I want dialog.
*Since it's America Professor McGonagall would be played by RuPaul*
that’s the muggles wand right there.
1:09
I died🤣
This video is better than some of the movies I've seen lately =P