"I don't want to be waking up and eating in three seconds. Put em in, DING! It's late, I got to get out of here! If you're waking, eating, and hauling in three seconds, you're booking yourself too tight." LOL. I love Brian Regan. Freaking funny as hell.
o boyyy... the first i saw of this man was the whole 'i walked on the moon' dvd. i laughed so hard. i watched it with my family and i gotta tell you, it's so hard to find a good comedian you can watch with your family without getting all uncomfortable because every other word is beeped out and everything that isn't beeped out is all about sex and getting high.. i really appreciate him standing up for clean comedy, it really is the best kind. this is my thanks to brian!!!!!
Anyone who loves to laugh, but didn't think there was such thing as a clean stand up comedian...here he is!!! This guys is hilarious AND clean!! This skit is on making poptarts. If you need a good laugh, this will do it!!
brilliant reading of the directions, "i see where they're going with this." the way he keeps looking at the pop tarts... "they're reading toaster directions, you're going to throw the 'vertical' concept at them?"
The 1st time I saw this bit I thought he was exaggerating a little, but I later looked at the pop tart box and I couldn't believe it, he's exactly right! He isn't exaggerating at all lol
I thought of this bit today because I opened a canned good, and there were instructions on the lid. One. Pull up the tab. Two. Pull the lid back. It provided an alternate instruction of using a can opener instead if desirable.
OMG this is probably one of the most funniest I've seen! Number 1 remove pastry from pouch. Number 2 insert pastry... VERTICALLY... ahhh uhh, *BOOM! xD
i don't kno how he does it, but he's managed to really find things, that, EVERYONE in the english-speaking language can relate to.. as much as i love 'last comic standing' half of it means absolutely nothing to me. but every person can relate to pop-tarts, or the phone company, or the 'me-monster', i don't kno how he does it but i'm so glad he does.
I luv the part when he imitates the person's brain blowing due to over compilation of information! "Insert pop tart... vertically? uh, uh, ah-POOM!" ROFL! this guy's good!
I use a lot of lines from movies and comedy routines at work. The younger guys probably don't recognize most of my jokes. When reading and performing a new mechanical procedure, I sometimes do part of this bit. "I see where there goin with this. We're banging on all cylinders now!"
Wow, I was eating a pop-tart while watching this, and saw the instructions on the box. 5 years later they're EXACTLY THE SAME ! You're supposed to heat it for 3 seconds, but then let it 'cool' for a minute.
Many car manuals actually tell you *how to start the vehicle.* I'm thinking if you don't know how to do that then you do NOT need to be driving this 2 ton beast!
Brian has got it cracked !
Body language, facial expressions and seriously well crafted sketch.
just about perfect.
"If you gotta zap fry your pop tarts.... you might wanna loosen up your schedule!" This guy is a classic!
Through the years I have watched this and every time it's just as funny.
His comedic choreography and voice acting is genius.
No matter how many times I see this it always cracks me up!
the alarm goes off EEEEEERRRRRR put em in DING IT'S LATE I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE! lmao, that killed me
"I don't want to be waking up and eating in three seconds. Put em in, DING! It's late, I got to get out of here! If you're waking, eating, and hauling in three seconds, you're booking yourself too tight."
LOL. I love Brian Regan. Freaking funny as hell.
*HOW DO I GET THAT GOODNESS IN ME?!*
OwO Jotaro-kun
@MaKayla Crow :|
o boyyy... the first i saw of this man was the whole 'i walked on the moon' dvd. i laughed so hard. i watched it with my family and i gotta tell you, it's so hard to find a good comedian you can watch with your family without getting all uncomfortable because every other word is beeped out and everything that isn't beeped out is all about sex and getting high.. i really appreciate him standing up for clean comedy, it really is the best kind. this is my thanks to brian!!!!!
Best Part : "Step 3 of Pop-Tarts Instructions" : "Hey, are you actually still reading this ???"
ive seen this a million times and my stomach hurt everytime watching.
Anyone who loves to laugh, but didn't think there was such thing as a clean stand up comedian...here he is!!! This guys is hilarious AND clean!! This skit is on making poptarts. If you need a good laugh, this will do it!!
"I see where they're goin' with this"
LOL
109 people need to loosen up their schedule
ROFL!!
145 people now.
158 now
160
165 now
"If you're waking, eating and hauling in 3 seconds, you're booking yourself too tight". The best line.
my friend tried microwaving for 3 seconds, it doesnt do anything... but i love how all of bryan regans stuff is so true... i love it!
brilliant reading of the directions, "i see where they're going with this."
the way he keeps looking at the pop tarts...
"they're reading toaster directions, you're going to throw the 'vertical' concept at them?"
The 1st time I saw this bit I thought he was exaggerating a little, but I later looked at the pop tart box and I couldn't believe it, he's exactly right! He isn't exaggerating at all lol
Awesome! I love him! He is SO funny and SO clean! Good for the whole family!!!
Still one of the greatest bits of all time
He is brilliant. Love it. I love pop tarts.
We're bangin' on all cylinders now!
*checks poptart box* whoa!!! it does say "microwave on high for 3 seconds" xD lol
I thought of this bit today because I opened a canned good, and there were instructions on the lid. One. Pull up the tab. Two. Pull the lid back. It provided an alternate instruction of using a can opener instead if desirable.
Saw Brian's show in person a few years ago. The back of my neck was in pain from laughing so hard.
"Where Banging on all cylinders now." haha
Brian is so much more funny with video. His physical additions to his comedy are the fruity filling in the pastry.
Filling...pastry...pop tarts...I see where you're going with this!
“Go ahead… toast ‘em.”
the best stand-up comedy skit of all time!
still one of my all time favorites
How do I get that goodness in me. "Hey are you still reading this" LMAO
this is one of the best and funniest brian regan things
My favorite comedian by far. Regan is the best.
Simply hilarious, Brian Regan is the man!!
Was eating poptarts and thought of this joke. Still funny years later.
The real funny thing is that it's a pretty good point. Who needs Pop Tarts in three seconds? Loosen up your schedule! Brian Regan is the best
52 people couldn't get that goodness in them
17 years later and it still kills me 😂
just got saw him in Syracuse about 30 minutes ago for the second time please come back brian.
Wow, the technology behind heating up a Pop Tart in the microwave hasn't changed in the last 5 years! AMAZING!
Another 5 years later, we're still eating and hauling in 3 seconds.
This video is so funny, Brian Regan is the best.
I do need to loosen up my schedule but I love this video!
how can 138 people not like this comedian he absolutely hilarious
"what the!" "How do i get that goodnies in me" hahahahaha
just the way he SAYS poptarts makes me laugh
"alarm goes off ENNNG, put em in DING MUNCH AND IM OUTTA HERE!" i love that part XD
Brian regan is the best comedian to walk this
earth
He's right about the Pop Tart directions. ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/91ta3N772vL._SL1500_.jpg
OMG this is probably one of the most funniest I've seen! Number 1 remove pastry from pouch. Number 2 insert pastry... VERTICALLY... ahhh uhh, *BOOM! xD
This just gets more funny every time I see it. Not many comedians can do that.
This is his best one.
I love how this legit is what it says on a box.
"Alarm goes off, NYAA put em in, DING, OH, I GOTTA GET OUTTA HERE!"
Haha this is so funny, the other day I was stoned and I actually read the directions on the pop tarts box. It was a journey.
this guy is something else!!!
My frienmds got me hooked on his comedy routines whenm she had me watch Stupid in schoo. Hilarious!
that brain overload explosion was my favorite - love immitating that
This guys hysterical. "Eat more fruit. Pop Tarts, nice thin layer on there".
brian regan is the funniest comic ever.
WE'RE BANGIN ON ALL CYLINDERS NOW
i don't kno how he does it, but he's managed to really find things, that, EVERYONE in the english-speaking language can relate to.. as much as i love 'last comic standing' half of it means absolutely nothing to me. but every person can relate to pop-tarts, or the phone company, or the 'me-monster', i don't kno how he does it but i'm so glad he does.
".....you're gonna throw the vertical concept at them? " Hysterical.
omg this guy is soooo funny...... i watched it like a million times and still laugh!!! XD
Love love love love love him.
I haven't had a pop tart in eight years!!!
GIVE ME A POP TART DAMMIT!
I never even knew there were directions because I never even bothered to look on the back XD
i love the way he says pop tarts
i love this guy
I luv the part when he imitates the person's brain blowing due to over compilation of information! "Insert pop tart... vertically? uh, uh, ah-POOM!" ROFL! this guy's good!
The people who disliked this video are the ones who had to consult the poptart directions.
I see where they’re going with this
"how do i get this goodness in me?!?!"
Poptarts. Mmm poptarts.
"Microwave on high for 3 seconds." Wow. Those poptart guys act like we're stupid!
too funny; love this guy...
How do I get that goodness in me
this guy is hilarious i love him
Pure Gold..!!!😂😂😂
"What the...how do i get that goodness in me?!"
Hahahah!!! I LOVE IT!!!
Love him!
limewire has it....I don't know about the video but I heard the audio on there......one of my favorites
I use a lot of lines from movies and comedy routines at work. The younger guys probably don't recognize most of my jokes. When reading and performing a new mechanical procedure, I sometimes do part of this bit. "I see where there goin with this. We're banging on all cylinders now!"
. . I'm so lazy that I just eat the Pop-Tarts without doing anything. .
xD
NSH_Gaming me too!😂😂
57 ppl mincrowaved a poptart in a microwave on high for 4 seconds
Wow, I was eating a pop-tart while watching this, and saw the instructions on the box. 5 years later they're EXACTLY THE SAME ! You're supposed to heat it for 3 seconds, but then let it 'cool' for a minute.
this guy is a genius!!!!!!!!!!!!
:D That would suck! Our house didn't smell, but it was pretty smoky for the rest of the day. Even when all the windows were open.
lol we're bangin' on all cylinders now!
I'm seeing him in 3 weeks
omg this guys hilarious
We're banging on all cylinders now...lol
Many car manuals actually tell you *how to start the vehicle.* I'm thinking if you don't know how to do that then you do NOT need to be driving this 2 ton beast!
i love that he doesnt have to cuss or talk about sex or racism to be funny
Who does not love BR?
I like Brian and Jim and Brian was doing the pop tart routine long before jim gaffigan came up with the hot pocket joke!
HOW DO I GET THAT GOODNESS IN ME!?!?!?
3 seconds- I don’t think I wanna wake up and be eaten in three seconds
lol I really want some pop tarts after watching this.
I see where you’re going with this
for some reason my pop-tarts always turn horizontal when they're done, so if i put them in horizontally would they turn vertical?
LMAO.. I think of this EVERY TIME I toast a poptart. D: