I saw him live in Houston and the next day, my chest was sore. He's great. Best comedian in my book. You should see him some more. He actually gets more jokes as time goes on.
This is one of the best ever...why? Because the world is chocked FULL of these pompous loudmouth people rambling on and on about THEM! I know so many of them.
I'm pretty good at the try not to laugh contests. Until Brian Regan comes on. He's almost the perfect comedian. He tickles my funny bone in a way few can.
Yea, I'm a big traveller I have my business... I have my own global enterprise I gotta check on ya know driving on the Autobahn cuz I keep a fleet of sports cars over in Zurich and I got this Swiss account that I gotta go there and check it MOUNT KILIMANJARO expedition might have to cancel that ya know RUNWAYS in Aspen are a lot shorter the first time you go in there luvluvluh Pacific rim company we're gonna try to take that over lublublah UBLUBLAH GLOBAL ENTERPRISE AHBLUHBLUHBLUH RUH RUH RAAAH RAAAAAH RAAAAAAAAAH
Four wisdom tooth guy, "That aint nothin." I hate that guy. That guy also does; "Four cylinders? I bored out a 6 barell." And, "12 gauge pump? I bought a 10 gauge auto." "230? You only bench 265?? 10 times." "110? I installed 220." "Single Malt? I got the Double Malt Scotch." "A Doberman? I have a half Pit Bull half Grizzly Bear." "A Queen size? I got a Select Comfort Sealy Serta California King with the Duel Temperature Quade Series with the Hydro-Infused de-humidifier/Air Purifier Lavander-Vanilla-Scented Artificial Intelligence Modified Boss Series Bed with the built-in acupressure massage feature."
I had 4 wisdom teeth pulled. They had to leave the 5th one in though because it was attached to the skull. The bottom teeth each had 3 roots and the top teeth each had 4 roots.
I'm appreciating Brian Regan more and more as of late. I actually think he's up there right behind Chappelle and Burr. Please save your comments about Colin
I feel your pain, Brian. I needed a wisdom tooth pulled and I begged the Doctor to pull them all at once, so I would have a 4 wisdom tooth story. He said, "No, no, I only do two at once, just in case complications..." Blah blah blah, I wasn't listening, something about maxillary and mandibular. Typical dentist story: a happy ending, preceded by eternal minutes of the Doctor's knee on my chest and me wondering what life will be like without a lower jaw.
Man, Brian if you are reading this? Try reading Yurtle the Turtle by Dr. Seuss. I was a two wisdom "toof" person back in 1976, I felt the bite of the Me monster man... rock on!
The game of one-up-manship is super important to some people. It's very annoying - because you're basically held hostage while listening to an insecure person babble on about things that don't matter at all. Best way to handle this is to look at your phone, and then, in a totally matter-of-fact, serious way, say something ridiculous like, "Christ, my gravy shipment arrived! I've got to get home and fire up the hot tub." And then leave, immediately. Everyone will be wondering about you - and won't remember a single thing the other guy said.
i love Brian Regan, His facial expressions are priceless and his timing is perfect!
Brian is the single best observational comedian in my book.
I never get tired of that bit.
"I was a warthog", "Let Marco Polo speak." Two best lines. Brian is awesome.
I've seen him live 3 times and he's so funny that you laugh hard enough to not be able to breathe.
I saw him live in Houston and the next day, my chest was sore. He's great. Best comedian in my book. You should see him some more. He actually gets more jokes as time goes on.
I've seen him four times. 😁
@@brogcooper25 I saw him on the Moon.
@@Shrimp_Insurance oh the irony...
lol for some reason he's REALLY good at the chip-dip pantomime!
Right! Glad someone said it!
This is one of the best bits ever.
I love you Brian, seriously, you're among the best!
#1 Comedian. What a talent. National Treasure.
"pin the blue ribbon upon his chest" too funny
"I too was worried about our speed until i remembered, wait we're the only ones on the moon."
His comedy is absolutely hilarious 😅
Regan is the best. Even if he never walked on the moon.
that's so true about wisdom tooth stories
fucking hate ME monsters.
spot on Brain.
i'm crying , love his routines
Love when he gets into the child-like talk. Slays me everytime.
What’s so funny is his comedy is so relatable. I know we all know more than one or two narcissists that always have to have the floor don’t we? 😝
@@sunnydaze2359 9 wisdom teeth lol
I cry every time I listen to his comedies... Their just too funny!!!!!!!!!! Tears of laughter. Who knew?
They’re*
"Rawwrrr rawwwrrr! Me! Me! Me! Rawwarrr Rawsawrrrr!" 😂😂😂😂
Love this guy
brian regan is classic...hilarious
He has no idea how right he is.
That me monster is a beast!
Not a single curse word!!!!!
I know right! Sucks fukkin donkey balls!
WE KNOW WE WATCHED IT.
Still funny though.
Holy fuck, you’re right!
How badass Neil Armstrong must have felt at the moonwalkers annual dinner party.
Now here's a guy who spent his whole childhood wanting to tell people to piss off. But he kept that in -- until now!!!
Funny!😂 So true about people loving to talk about themselves. 😂
Ohmygawd Brian regan is the best comedian on this planet
HALT WITH YOUR TWO WISDOM TOOTH TALE!!!!
I got two out today, now I know I can never tell anyone about it
I have a friend exactly like that. If you tossed a pebble in a mud hole, he threw a boulder into the ocean.
I walked on the moon.
Anti SepticEye thats nothing .
Once i walked on the sun
gotohell that’s nothing. I walked on earth.
I imagined a lawyer with a pony tail as the Me Monster
The greatest comedy bit of all time.
Oh my gosh! This guy is my all time favourite comic. Side splitting! Give you a brain aneurysm!
tears running down my face ... hope no one's looking
08shortstop that nothing .once i had tears rolling down my body ..
Next person to talk about racing $100,000 BMW's on the AutoBahn, I'm not going to anymore dinners. Brian speaks the truth.
This is so brilliant 😂
thanks for posting this is awesome!!!! :)
Always great!
supremely underrated
Hey, I got a shout-out.
The arms of Orion, thats where I want to be!
That is true, I don't see how, 'I've driven a rover on the moon' could be topped by any other story.
I've driven a rover on the moon while having my wisdom teeth pulled
Well, more people have walked on the moon than have been at the bottom of the ocean. So. There you go. That’s how you top a moon driving story.
I had one pulled 5 days ago and am still in tramendous pain. It took 2 hours. I wouldnt want to imagine what 2 feels like.
I walked on the moon!
I so would love to be at thanksgiving with the Regan brothers.
Whatever he is pretending to eat is making me really hungry 😂
xD 'HALT! HALT WITH YOUR TWO WISDOM TOOTH TALE!' xD
Hilarious. I love Brian.
GENIUS
watching in 2013 :D, i love this guy lmaooo
Just had 1 wisdom tooth out today and I had to see this. I must never speak of it. This doesn't count.
I had 2
@@louierubio I had 7 pulled. Was eating corn on the cob that afternoon.
The best!
There were 8 Me-Monsters that watched this video, apparently...
Cameron Cowles Now 31 Me Monsters Wot?!
@@priestesspersephone9266 33 now.
As long as this comment has more likes than the video has dislikes, I'm happy.
And it's 54 now.
This is one of the best ever...why? Because the world is chocked FULL of these pompous loudmouth people rambling on and on about THEM! I know so many of them.
Like a boss!
Caution: DO NOT listen to Brian with coffee in your mouth! Jus sayin...
I know lots of those ME ME I ME people.. That made me laugh pretty hard.. Especially when I was showing the video to someone it related to totally.
I'm pretty good at the try not to laugh contests. Until Brian Regan comes on. He's almost the perfect comedian. He tickles my funny bone in a way few can.
Yea, I'm a big traveller I have my business... I have my own global enterprise I gotta check on ya know driving on the Autobahn cuz I keep a fleet of sports cars over in Zurich and I got this Swiss account that I gotta go there and check it MOUNT KILIMANJARO expedition might have to cancel that ya know RUNWAYS in Aspen are a lot shorter the first time you go in there luvluvluh Pacific rim company we're gonna try to take that over lublublah UBLUBLAH GLOBAL ENTERPRISE AHBLUHBLUHBLUH RUH RUH RAAAH RAAAAAH RAAAAAAAAAH
What’s your point?
@@dancindavey1515 that it's a brilliant piece of comedy writing. Typing it out allows those interested to dissect it into their own meaning
thanks for posting the script
I W A L K E D O N T H E M O O N
@@drmeatball711 I posted 5 years ago when it was cool to parrot the video in the comments. I'm a fucking pioneer
Come TO Winnipeg!
Brilliant
At the end it really looked like he was eating!
Four wisdom tooth guy, "That aint nothin." I hate that guy. That guy also does; "Four cylinders? I bored out a 6 barell." And, "12 gauge pump? I bought a 10 gauge auto." "230? You only bench 265?? 10 times." "110? I installed 220." "Single Malt? I got the Double Malt Scotch." "A Doberman? I have a half Pit Bull half Grizzly Bear." "A Queen size? I got a Select Comfort Sealy Serta California King with the Duel Temperature Quade Series with the Hydro-Infused de-humidifier/Air Purifier Lavander-Vanilla-Scented Artificial Intelligence Modified Boss Series Bed with the built-in acupressure massage feature."
I had 4 wisdom teeth pulled. They had to leave the 5th one in though because it was attached to the skull. The bottom teeth each had 3 roots and the top teeth each had 4 roots.
I WAS A WARTHOG
He was in Omaha Oct 2020 and i didnt know it. Very funny guy
as someone who had four sideways, impacted wisdom teeth removed, I can confirm that those 'two wisdom teeth' peasants have nothing on me
Alfred F. Jones Same 😂
I'm appreciating Brian Regan more and more as of late. I actually think he's up there right behind Chappelle and Burr. Please save your comments about Colin
He’s much more funny than Burr.
@@angusmullins511 And Chappelle
I feel your pain, Brian. I needed a wisdom tooth pulled and I begged the Doctor to pull them all at once, so I would have a 4 wisdom tooth story. He said, "No, no, I only do two at once, just in case complications..." Blah blah blah, I wasn't listening, something about maxillary and mandibular. Typical dentist story: a happy ending, preceded by eternal minutes of the Doctor's knee on my chest and me wondering what life will be like without a lower jaw.
Ooooo, dainty pinkie!
9 wisdom teeth pulled 🤣
genius.
3:18 is the best
He made me want to eat buffalo wings with ranch with that last bit
C'mon, me monster. You can dislike the video, but *chews his food* we walked on the moon.
you know what my name is Brian too meee meee me me me aghhhaaaa!!
Oh crap. I've def. one-upped the wisdom tooth story. >_<
Take luck!
How was this 10 ! years ago ??.. ugh...
Man, Brian if you are reading this? Try reading Yurtle the Turtle by Dr. Seuss. I was a two wisdom "toof" person back in 1976, I felt the bite of the Me monster man... rock on!
The game of one-up-manship is super important to some people. It's very annoying - because you're basically held hostage while listening to an insecure person babble on about things that don't matter at all. Best way to handle this is to look at your phone, and then, in a totally matter-of-fact, serious way, say something ridiculous like, "Christ, my gravy shipment arrived! I've got to get home and fire up the hot tub." And then leave, immediately. Everyone will be wondering about you - and won't remember a single thing the other guy said.
That’s perfect. Mind if I steal that?
Wait, we're the only ones on the moon.
Using this for a talent show XD
Dueling banjos....in story form.
this is funny
MEEEEEEEEEE
Me, Meee, MEEEEE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!
Now I feel like an assh*le, I've shared my 19 teeth pulling story a few times, with just novacaine lolol
As of right now, 52 somehow-self-aware Me-Monsters have disliked this video.
True story - I only had 2 wisdom teeth taken out BUT they were actually taken out by pliers where the dentist had to climb on my chair for leverage.
the ME-MONSTER disliked the video. ME MY MEMEMMEE has also just became a meme :3
so funny
this guy is hysterical. He seems like a funnier, more sane jim carrey
Global enterprise ArngARRRRRGGGGGARRRRRRR!
(I believe those are his words. I hope I've crystalized them for you)
errr, yeah they did expect it; they were hankering after it even before the ZF-c
some guy laughing in the backround sounds like peter griffen
"Let Marco Polo speak"
This is the best thing ever
i had six wisdom teeth....... no joke.. 2 of which were impacted...
Wyatt Newcomb thats nothing
I had 8 pulled out and then 36 more
in my lunar rover:)
Me! me! MEEEEEEEE!!!! That sounds like my sister
Sounds to me like every woman on the planet.
ME!