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  • @homie-da-clown7520
    @homie-da-clown7520 4 года назад +380

    Brian may not be talked about a lot as one of "the best" stand up comedian's to ever do it....but on this night...at this club. He did it better than any comedian I've ever seen do it!... He was on fire plain and simple

    • @randythompson5154
      @randythompson5154 4 года назад +15

      I’ve seen him a few times in concert...and multiple times on late night TV shows!! He is always hilarious!!!!

    • @crowsnest43
      @crowsnest43 4 года назад +20

      Almost all the current top stand-up comedians say Brian Regan is one of the greatest comedians of all time.

    • @bwhip
      @bwhip 4 года назад +8

      @@crowsnest43 His brother, Dennis, is pretty good too.

    • @crowsnest43
      @crowsnest43 4 года назад +4

      @@bwhip I almost choked on my gum watching Dennis for the first time!
      But thank you for the recommendation.

    • @xiaolong
      @xiaolong 4 года назад +5

      @@randythompson5154 he is amazing live. An abs workout from laughing so hard.

  • @anthonyhilyard5414
    @anthonyhilyard5414 9 лет назад +616

    Brian is one of the greatest stand ups of all time. Stop with the negative comments. He's funny as all get out.

    • @Adenohypophysis0
      @Adenohypophysis0 5 лет назад +4

      this is funnier than the entire segment. You enjoy the comedy of a 5 year old

    • @michaelblockley3910
      @michaelblockley3910 4 года назад +2

      Amen

    • @OneWeirdDude
      @OneWeirdDude 4 года назад +1

      @EliManningsChub It's largely subjective, but not purely, I think. Otherwise, why are some comedians more popular than others?

    • @jamesespinosa2875
      @jamesespinosa2875 4 года назад +2

      I agree

    • @wilrennehan3205
      @wilrennehan3205 4 года назад +16

      @@Adenohypophysis0 he's brilliant and your just a tad jealous for not admitting it .. "away with you !" to quote Mr Regan

  • @baronbayne9899
    @baronbayne9899 Год назад +66

    Ive not stopped going back to this performance for about 14 years. It's so good. So simple. It's his delivery and his animation. Unparralled I would say.

    • @exthvn
      @exthvn Год назад

      same here. he’s so funny. do you know where his catsup joke is? I can’t seem to find it anywhere

    • @JerrySwatsell
      @JerrySwatsell 28 дней назад

      Same here. My wife and I have watched the whole show a bunch of times.

  • @RogerRoddComedian
    @RogerRoddComedian 15 лет назад +131

    I've been a comic for 19 years. Brian was one of my 1st idols in the game. Although my style is diametrically different, he always makes me feel like a punk.
    There is simply no better clean or observational comedian alive. He never fails to immediately transform me into an audience member.

    • @homie-da-clown7520
      @homie-da-clown7520 Год назад +2

      What do you think about Jim Gaffigan? I know he's a hilarious comedian who never disappoints. Some might say he's the best clean comic alive
      edit. not me btw. I love them both but Brian is my guy

    • @RogerRoddComedian
      @RogerRoddComedian Год назад +4

      @@homie-da-clown7520 Few things are more objective than humor. I respect ANY comic who works clean, as that is beyond difficult to learn when you're a beginner. You're following a herd of others, whose acts are in the gutter, and now you try your, "Golly, we sure have a silly world, don't we" act, that is doomed. First time you say "F**k you get an applause break. Being clean requires a commitment to that path that is indescribably difficult to endure.
      Long answer to your question, because you deserve a civil replete your civil question. Jim Gaffigan doesn't work for me, but again I respect him and his success.

    • @biggusdickus1689
      @biggusdickus1689 Год назад +1

      ​@@RogerRoddComedianI struggle to think of a single comedian who can even begin to approach Regans level of physicality. He literally milks every possible ounce of humor out of each bit, truly staggering

  • @moose9376
    @moose9376 2 года назад +29

    What I love about Brian, is that he can make a joke about anything. That's what makes a great comedian 👏.

  • @Bluemgwes
    @Bluemgwes 8 лет назад +504

    "Who the hell eats two cookies?! I eat Fig Newtons by the sleeve!"
    Amen! Lmao!

    • @elisobie2078
      @elisobie2078 7 лет назад +2

      Bluemgwes ha ha ha

    • @jutahbagels5805
      @jutahbagels5805 5 лет назад

      Gary Gulman’s joke from 2006.

    • @grayroots6204
      @grayroots6204 5 лет назад

      Great Made America p

    • @masonbeauvais2581
      @masonbeauvais2581 4 года назад +2

      "Two sleeves, that's a serving size. I open them both, eat them like a tree chipper."
      Heh heh, I do that.

    • @XxRobloxPlayerxX1
      @XxRobloxPlayerxX1 4 года назад

      @@jutahbagels5805 No one cares.

  • @Dylans3Tears
    @Dylans3Tears 8 лет назад +285

    I am usually into curisng, dark, and shock comedy (not exclusively but y'know I do love it) and usually it takes a curse word to get me to laugh really hard but the genis of Brian Regan is he is so clean and just pure funny, that I cried laughing this segment. He's just a comedy legend and insanely underrated by the mainstream comedy lovers

    • @mattlong7534
      @mattlong7534 8 лет назад

      Dylan Is LASP same

    • @chrisbrown18andup
      @chrisbrown18andup 8 лет назад +7

      "genis." Brilliant.

    • @CourtneyKibodeaux
      @CourtneyKibodeaux 7 лет назад

      Alejandro, yo [112

    • @squeezeslemons
      @squeezeslemons 7 лет назад +7

      You're so edgy

    • @tinntinnamp
      @tinntinnamp 6 лет назад +2

      Yes thank you. I literally didn't even notice he was a clean comedian until someone pointed out. To me that is true talent.

  • @0221serendipity
    @0221serendipity 6 лет назад +110

    Love the line: "I am stuffed to the rafters!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @pursuitzer0284
    @pursuitzer0284 9 лет назад +157

    The serving Size of Ice cream is the tub.

  • @michaelsmith1262
    @michaelsmith1262 7 лет назад +145

    How many did he have? (while miming CPR). Regan is a genius.

    • @0221serendipity
      @0221serendipity 6 лет назад +3

      michael smith: ..."three Fig Newtons"🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @JLuVeeGee
      @JLuVeeGee 6 лет назад +2

      michael smith "Doesn't he read?!"

  • @bethanyduck
    @bethanyduck 13 лет назад +212

    "we got a 3 fig newton eater here!"
    "how many did he have?!"
    "what is he nuts???! doesn't he read?!"

  • @thelion1366
    @thelion1366 3 года назад +13

    Brian Regan is amazing whenever I am feeling stressed out or upset I watch Brian and he puts a smile on my face

  • @lgb77
    @lgb77 15 лет назад +21

    i think brian is consistently underrated, or poorly promoted, or both. loved his CD early on, but came away from seeing him live (twice) even more impressed. great performer.

  • @mariomanningfan
    @mariomanningfan 10 лет назад +130

    I only did it as a joke but they're goin' out like that LOL

  • @bawhite125
    @bawhite125 16 лет назад +13

    He's been my fave comedian for some time. Much love and success to this flawless comedian! Classic.

  • @jeremystone4193
    @jeremystone4193 5 лет назад +35

    This guy cracks me up ,everytime.

  • @ritagracia5155
    @ritagracia5155 4 года назад +2

    Amen to guy who moved me to write this. I am Rita L. Gracia. When my brother turned me onto BR, a year ago...I was hooked. I am a RN, at large....he is great....just pure funny.
    One of the greats. Thank you, Brian.
    You take life and pull out the day to day shift we all laugh at and bring it round!

  • @DAVEPRO74
    @DAVEPRO74 6 лет назад +3

    With out a doubt one of the top five stand up comedians of all time! So UNDERRATED!

  • @BaldwinBay
    @BaldwinBay 3 года назад +11

    Brian is truly an old school classic stand up comic. Has paid his dues and has broken many a funny bone.
    LOL! Support the Arts America.🃏

  • @IdkJustCookingDude
    @IdkJustCookingDude 4 года назад +31

    I use "I am stuffed to the rafters!" every time I go out to eat

  • @cheeseymicrowave7246
    @cheeseymicrowave7246 10 лет назад +114

    Juice people include:
    *Skinny health nuts
    *Fat health nuts
    *Moms who pretend to care about their kids
    *Brian Regan

  • @crammertime
    @crammertime 7 лет назад +22

    Best laughs I've had in a long time! Funny guy!

  • @bowser2924
    @bowser2924 7 лет назад +130

    *Sees this in health class*
    *Laughs at the jokes*
    *Nobody else laughs*

    • @Michael_Haws
      @Michael_Haws 5 лет назад +11

      Buzz Lightyear: There seems to be no signs of intelligent life anywhere. :P

    • @monkehp
      @monkehp 4 года назад +10

      You had a cool teacher, and not so great classmates

    • @jeremiahbooth423
      @jeremiahbooth423 3 года назад +1

      Lmao I'm also here because I saw this in Wellness and Fitness class

  • @tailedgates9
    @tailedgates9 6 лет назад +17

    His face when he's like "In the dairy isle, they all have party hats on." XD

    • @0221serendipity
      @0221serendipity 6 лет назад +1

      😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣 He's hilarious!

  • @nelltrimble7982
    @nelltrimble7982 11 лет назад +37

    Who knew serving sizes could be so funny?!

  • @Porter2613
    @Porter2613 16 лет назад +19

    "I just kept eating and eating and eating-I must have had two spoon fulls."
    HAHAHA!!! Go Brian!!

  • @rtcapri9147
    @rtcapri9147 11 лет назад +6

    that was my best laugh of today! Thanks coursera for the link!!

  • @onepunchmanfan2072
    @onepunchmanfan2072 7 лет назад +32

    yah I just got told that I'm alergic to soy and dairy.😮😥😱 "No more happiness".

    • @horseman4now
      @horseman4now 5 лет назад

      Coconut-based ice cream. So Delicious!

  • @phipps111
    @phipps111 2 года назад +2

    Imo he is possibly the best of all time. My favorite comedian no contest.

  • @hamtaro844
    @hamtaro844 16 лет назад +23

    what do ya got?apples?we'll call cranapple and split it 50/50
    what do ya got?grape? crangrape!
    what do ya got?mango? cranmango!
    what do ya got?porkchop? cranchops!

    • @tonyattardo9350
      @tonyattardo9350 5 лет назад

      Straight rip on Hedberg, he does the same riff on turkey with other meats.

    • @grendl74
      @grendl74 4 года назад +3

      @@tonyattardo9350 Regan did it first, bro

  • @DavidDiMuzio
    @DavidDiMuzio 6 лет назад +67

    Brian Regan is like Jim Carey if Jim still did comedy.

    • @thomasc.5219
      @thomasc.5219 4 года назад +9

      @Brett Dawson Jim Carey was great in the late 80s and 90s. His standup was okay but you could always tell he did his best with sketch comedy and also movies. Just fits his style better. Just like Will Ferrel. Style is not suited for standup

    • @johnpietros9439
      @johnpietros9439 4 года назад +3

      @Brett Dawson agree. Jim not funny

    • @jujubee6710
      @jujubee6710 4 года назад

      I seriously was just thinking this same thing.

    • @MikeMikeP
      @MikeMikeP 4 года назад +6

      Brian is like Jim Carrey if he started painting and talking left leaning politics.

    • @haroldcolbet8702
      @haroldcolbet8702 3 года назад

      with a bit of Phil Hartman

  • @Madaxxeman
    @Madaxxeman 14 лет назад +4

    Saw him last summer in phx, az with his brother Dennis opening for him. Brian is one of the best ever. Left there in pain from laughing so much. Great stuff!!!

  • @spideystixlps9963
    @spideystixlps9963 7 лет назад +100

    Lol I can't believe there's actually a comedian that doesn't swear at all 😊

    • @ThomasPBlack
      @ThomasPBlack 5 лет назад +3

      Yup.. Regan, gaffigan and Sebastian Maniscalco

    • @BrandonTownsend
      @BrandonTownsend 5 лет назад +1

      You have to check out Michael Jr. He’s a Christian comedian, which is why he doesn’t cuss. Lol. But he’s hilarious. Watch some of his videos.

    • @marcelproust1520
      @marcelproust1520 5 лет назад +2

      He said, "What the hell." I guess you have to boycott this one too.

    • @NyanMango
      @NyanMango 5 лет назад +2

      @@aliceshaw8265 Couldn't care less about someone's political stance, but it's a shame to hear he's using dirtier language.

    • @horseman4now
      @horseman4now 5 лет назад +3

      Dry Bar Comedy has LOTS of them! A delight!

  • @jessieherl7417
    @jessieherl7417 6 лет назад +11

    (Husband commenting via wife's account): My pregnant wife just said "Ooohhh cran-chops sound good!"

  • @junomesh
    @junomesh 4 года назад +1

    Brian might be my favorite comedian of all time. He's that good. Im laughing out loud in the middle of the night trying not to wake anybody else in the house or my neighbors lol

  • @freakyninjaman3
    @freakyninjaman3 8 лет назад +51

    How about "Cranana juice"?

    • @MrOneofthousands1994
      @MrOneofthousands1994 8 лет назад +1

      I was thinking the exact same thing.

    • @AsRiHack3x2
      @AsRiHack3x2 6 лет назад +2

      Mainly because you can't juice a banana, you can blend it but it'll be pretty thick.

    • @lawsonone6015
      @lawsonone6015 5 лет назад +2

      Add water

  • @tfair5
    @tfair5 9 лет назад +67

    Man. I ain't into nothing!

    • @joedirte530
      @joedirte530 9 лет назад +2

      +tfair5 a lot of people recommended this guy to me. hes real good, but i didnt laugh. i rarely like comedians people recommend to me :( i really wish i did. halfway through the video i thought you had read my mind

    • @StruttinStrayCat
      @StruttinStrayCat 5 лет назад +3

      j.dirte - Umm... he wasn’t saying he wasn’t into the jokes, he was quoting the last joke.

    • @curtisc2581
      @curtisc2581 5 лет назад +1

      Strawberries!

  • @Jondsmusic
    @Jondsmusic 5 лет назад +7

    Fig newtons shavings going on the side. The size of a postage stamp lol.

  • @smcgilli34
    @smcgilli34 Год назад +1

    This whole set was stunning! He’s never been this good since.

  • @steveb9151
    @steveb9151 Год назад +3

    He was absolutely at the top of his game here!

  • @sharonkellogg4148
    @sharonkellogg4148 Год назад +1

    Brian Regan is the best every time!

  • @toolff83
    @toolff83 14 лет назад +5

    brian regan is a lot more intelligent than he lets on in his act. One of my favorites.

  • @SANDSCORCHER
    @SANDSCORCHER 2 года назад +2

    Good grief I love this bit ! 😂👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

  • @oldsk8r
    @oldsk8r 16 лет назад +7

    never laughed so hard, I love this guy.

  • @djairalert422
    @djairalert422 Год назад +1

    One of my fav comics!!!

  • @hisoj
    @hisoj 16 лет назад +12

    a serving size of ice cream is when you hear the spoon hit the bottom of the container

  • @headofthetable5755
    @headofthetable5755 4 года назад +4

    The good ole days when people came together and breathed on each other.

  • @patrickcollins574
    @patrickcollins574 11 лет назад +8

    I learned something in the juice aisle, and that is, I don't know what's going on with cranberries, but they're getting in all the other juices.
    it's funny because it's true

  • @SaraKKendrick
    @SaraKKendrick 17 лет назад

    I totally love that his comedy is CLEAN - My kids are laughing their little butts off!
    How refreshing!!!
    I'm his biggest new fan!

  • @susandiaz3745
    @susandiaz3745 10 лет назад +21

    Thanks Coursera!!

  • @Jane.Doe.
    @Jane.Doe. 3 года назад +1

    I love love Brian!
    Watching this in January 2021
    sooo... yeah..🙉
    This weird laughing thing I'm doing just feels so...
    so ol skool! 🤗

  • @phish2008
    @phish2008 15 лет назад +4

    ..."I open them both and eat them like a tree chipper"...
    oh my God, literally lmao!!

  • @donkeylips88
    @donkeylips88 14 лет назад +1

    my favorite comedian, brian regan! hilarious!

  • @fanessencialhome
    @fanessencialhome 14 лет назад +3

    "i just kept eating and eating i must of had two whole spoonfuls" haha that part makes me laugh so much :)

  • @mikeyerian2562
    @mikeyerian2562 9 месяцев назад

    This show was one of the best stand up specials of all time.

  • @terrijohnson6549
    @terrijohnson6549 5 лет назад +3

    great impressionist and storyteller

  • @Kainthemain
    @Kainthemain 14 лет назад +1

    This is one comedian where half of the fun is actually wathing him, most comedians only say funny things so buying a cd is alright, but this guy you have to watch. Hes a great actor.

  • @bethwiggins9385
    @bethwiggins9385 12 лет назад +10

    No more happiness!!! So, I was stuck with all these "juice people!"

  • @BaumannFamily
    @BaumannFamily 15 лет назад +1

    We saw him Live in Detroit last week...omg...I cried from laughing so hard. Huge fan...

  • @aurahuasipoma3470
    @aurahuasipoma3470 11 лет назад +35

    so funny thanks to my nutritions teacher for the referral lol

  • @dreamdimensionsinc7792
    @dreamdimensionsinc7792 Год назад +2

    If ur watching this in 2023 u r a legend

  • @AKartes
    @AKartes 16 лет назад +16

    "Why don't you back off, CranMan" lmao

  • @taralees995
    @taralees995 4 года назад

    Definitely top 10 favorite comedians for me! Love a physical comic!

  • @Nintentional
    @Nintentional 6 лет назад +32

    Jim Carrey + Will Farrell = Brian Regan

  • @Drratburn
    @Drratburn 17 лет назад

    wow dude, i love that comment, when I hear that a comedian I enjoy can entertain families, it just puts a smile on my face.

  • @kaylaruthhall38
    @kaylaruthhall38 10 лет назад +10

    This is so funny

  • @moabfool
    @moabfool 3 года назад

    Cran-chops are amazing! We have a cranberry chicken recipe that the whole family loves and I'm sure it would work for pork chops.
    -3 or 4 chicken breast halves, sliced in 3 or 4 pieces
    -1 can of whole berry cranberry sauce
    -French salad dressing (bottle)
    -1 packet of onion soup mix (cheapest, generic is best)
    -preheat oven to 350°f
    -Place the cut chicken flat in a 9x13 baking dish
    -sprinkle the onion soup over the chicken
    -in a separate bowl stir up the cranberry sauce and spread over the chicken
    -pour the French dressing evenly on top. Use 2/3 to 3/4 of the bottle. Using too much dressing will retain moisture and make the dish watery instead of saucy.
    -bake uncovered for 30 to 40 minutes or until chicken internal temperature reaches 165°f
    -serve with baked potatoes or rice.

  • @michaellinner7772
    @michaellinner7772 3 года назад +4

    I feel like Brian Regan was put on this earth just to make, specifically, me laugh. I considered going into comedy when I was younger and rarely give out a big belly laugh but Regan just kills me. I need to remember when the day isn't going well and nothing seems to be going right, all I've got to do is grab my phone and watch a Brian Regan video and suddenly all is right with the universe.

  • @laca7676
    @laca7676 3 года назад +1

    He is No.1.

  • @jtlee891
    @jtlee891 17 лет назад +9

    "Doesn't he read?"

  • @javster4138
    @javster4138 4 года назад

    My fave all-time comedian. Hands down.

  • @PJOLOVERgurl
    @PJOLOVERgurl 13 лет назад +4

    "I just kept eatin' and eatin' and eatin'. I must have had two spoonfuls."

  • @ddl74
    @ddl74 13 лет назад

    Who could dislike this? He's one of the best comedians.

  • @sentienza
    @sentienza 11 лет назад +32

    thumbs up everyone who came here from Coursera :)

  • @BigIdeasMarketing
    @BigIdeasMarketing 4 года назад

    Im bustin up after bar hopping with my friends.. .this fig newton thing is a .perfect way to end my night ..laughin hard at 1 am

  • @davidwiliamson7251
    @davidwiliamson7251 8 лет назад +6

    this guys funny , clever,

  • @terranax
    @terranax 14 лет назад

    This is probabaly my favourite comedian!!! I hope he makes more!!!

  • @Faisal-ek4ij
    @Faisal-ek4ij 5 лет назад +3

    "Fig newton shavings" loool 🤣😆

  • @edstrazz2758
    @edstrazz2758 Год назад +2

    Brian is a Comedy God! 😂🙏!

  • @gamezob
    @gamezob 12 лет назад +5

    Gotta get crackin' banana man

  • @ultimatedriversofmachinery
    @ultimatedriversofmachinery 3 года назад +1

    No one has delivery like Brian Regan

  • @JohnyComeLately
    @JohnyComeLately 7 лет назад +5

    Mmmmm cran-chops

  • @markmarsh27
    @markmarsh27 4 года назад

    Letterman called Regan the best Stand Up Comedian. ... he was right. ... Every line is a complete joke and every joke works. ... LOVE THIS GUY!

  • @moncorp1
    @moncorp1 5 лет назад +5

    Whoever the salesman is for cranberries does a great job......Why don't you back off Cran Man

  • @YouthEnergy
    @YouthEnergy 15 лет назад +1

    Gotta love the description.
    "Brian talks about food and labels, and food labels.

  • @stagelinedpro
    @stagelinedpro 9 лет назад +16

    Cranchops actually sounds good.

    • @razbodian555
      @razbodian555 8 лет назад

      Or nanachops

    • @SwankeyMonkey
      @SwankeyMonkey 6 лет назад +1

      Cran-Mayo on a thick coldcut sandwich is incredible.

  • @omarleerojas
    @omarleerojas 11 месяцев назад +1

    I've seen him for years , I'm back because of "loudermilk"

  • @ElliesWorld
    @ElliesWorld 11 лет назад +33

    Coursera, anyone? :D

  • @phish2008
    @phish2008 15 лет назад

    yes , you said it.... he is awesome because he SLAYS every other comedian and never says F, Bit.., GD, or anything close to that...people need to see that he is the real deal of anyone.

  • @ISzach
    @ISzach 2 года назад +2

    The dislikes are people that only eat two fig newtons

  • @DancingSpiderman
    @DancingSpiderman 17 лет назад

    I like the faces and the voices he uses, it makes the character more silly. Brian Regan is excellent at doing a clean yet belly-laffable comedy set!

  • @aidendamien
    @aidendamien 5 лет назад +3

    It's almost like he's trying not to laugh while he's telling this stories. Ha. Good stuff.

  • @ridleymcnamara2273
    @ridleymcnamara2273 5 лет назад

    I used to have some of his stand up on my old ipod...miss that thing he's hilarious!

  • @dragjamon
    @dragjamon 9 лет назад +3

    omg I'm drinking cran mango right now

  • @ilive2sing22
    @ilive2sing22 14 лет назад

    Well, thank you, expensive957, for responding to that "little statement that doesn't have anything to do with this comedy skit" with another little statement. You also need to save your rants for the chat rooms.
    Meanwhile, Brian Regan is brilliant and I'm so excited to see him live!!! :) He's a great actor and a great comedian.

  • @wnctube1
    @wnctube1 12 лет назад +3

    Why don't you back off Cran-Man!

  • @ruujvt
    @ruujvt 9 лет назад +3

    anyone else think he sounds like will ferrel?

  • @preppy49288
    @preppy49288 3 года назад +1

    "fig newton shavings comin off the side" "MAN THESE BANNANAS ARE GOOD"-BR

  • @mamaofIII
    @mamaofIII 13 лет назад

    He's the BEST comedian out there!!!

  • @erikjohnloza
    @erikjohnloza 14 лет назад

    Brian can talk about anything and make you laugh. He's great.