The Stanley Parable (2013) - Serious Room
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- Опубликовано: 18 окт 2013
- Attempt to enable server cheats (sv_cheats 1) and the narrator teleports you to the Serious Room, with its very serious table.
The console can be enabled by adding -console to the games launch options. 
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Fan theory: Sometimes when you restart there's papers all over the floor, those papers are the Narrator's notes from evaluating tables.
They are his *SERIOUS* notes
@@monkecheze8052 made from the most *SERIOUS* wood
@@J0hnHenrySNEEDen grown from the most *SERIOUS* ground.
and grown with the most *SERIOUS* water
and watered by the most *SERIOUS* gardener
"What did it cost"
"The serious room ending"
"Was it worth it"
*looks at console sales* "yes"
Traitors. Sell outs, even. Consumer WHORES, and how!
Was anything else removed in Ultra Deluxe????
@@driftingthruspace The parts where you're sent to two different games' maps is changed to different games
@@paxtonl1330I miss the old video games ending
666th like 😂
Even in his most serious tone, the narrator is still funny. The creators of the game chose the perfect voice actor.
He has a more serious tone when you try to activate the mind control machine, it's very intimidating how he mocks you while you panick trying to stop the self destruct sequence.
Voice actor later made gravity falls
@@purevessle2641 kevan brighting is the narrator tho, alex hirsh is gravity falls creator
@@purevessle2641 alex hirsch only voiced the ultra deluxe showcase ride
@@libra_v3 he did??? holy fart cool
"You ACTIVATE CHEATS? You run the risk of breaking the entire game??! Oh! Oh! Serious room for Stanley! Serious room for Stanley for infinity years!!"
NOT MIETTE LMAOO
MIETTE REFERENCE MIETTE REFERENCE
To be fair, that is a pretty serious looking table.
I can't decide whether a cold metal table would be more or less serious than that one
It's not very serious when you've seen this table a shit ton of times on CS:S and L4D's hammer editor.
I always loved how this adult British narrator straightly says such a little kid number like one-hundred-billion-trillion years.
Quintilion
Isnt he the same VA for Pocoyo? I swear his voice is the same
@@garlicbreadstick404 You have awakened childhood memories
I wonder if you get any special dialogue for waiting 100 billion trillion years.
Or infinite years :P
Tymerc i would love that. In the future when earth is dead and everything, this one compuyer wluld be on and he says something
One thing: Change the system clock
you cant change it that far
Then go edit the OS itself.
it's wild how this little bit about the narrator not understanding human emotions but trying to be serious with the player actually makes sense, when in the ultra deluxe edition, he feels incredibly emotionally wrecked at feeling happiness in that one ending
Which ending is that?
I figured he meant that he can’t read other people’s emotions very well but can still feel them himself
@@Emperor_Mateus_of_Palamecia Yeah the narrator obviously can feel emotions, h e just has trouble understanding them in other people. That’s not very complicated.
@@kaleenar963 i think it's the one where the narrator finally feels happy but then gets devastated that Stanley would rather jump off a staircase than let the narrator be happy because you're kinda stuck there if you don't
@@giordanodsouza9563 That's the Zending, is also in the original game
Rest in peace Serious Room ending.
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@@SR-it4ky It's not in Ultra Deluxe due to being on a different engine, so no Souce Console Command. It does make a cameo appearance though.
WHY DIDN’T THEY MAKE A SV_CHEATS 1 SECRET DAMNIT
@@RyuzakiLaw1 With the bucket ending in the elevator to the confusion ending?
@@johnlewis2134 The Memory Zone.
Imagine this was reused as an anti-piracy screen for the ultra deluxe.
"Stanley, this the serious room, i am sure that you remember it. Ah... good times... Anyway, this is the serious room, and as you can see, i finally found a table that is even more serious than the previous one.
Now, you might be asking: "Why am my here in the serious room?"
And the awnser to that question is simple: you seem to have aquired this game ilegally.
Now, i am not exactly mad at you. I understand if you don't have the money yet still wishes to experience such marvelous game. But i am forced by the law to stop you right here.
I hope you enjoy the next trillion quadrillion years that you will have to spend here in the serious room. I'm sure it won't be so bad, think of it as part of the experience of The Stanley Parable.
In fact, if you are a good boy and stay here for the rest of your punishment, i might even consider alowing you to play the full game. But until there: SERIOUS ROOM GO (go, go, go)."
@@davisdf3064 I would love this they did model it I've seen in in the memory area
Unfortunately no one would actually see it because it would be cracked and removed 7 seconds after the games release
@@hexagonist23 well the trick would be to just release/leak a pirate version that doesnt have most of the game in it at all just a little extra something for everyone
Imagine if there were other games that also used the serious room rofl 😂😂😂
Welcome to the serous room. We have serious walls, serious floor, serious light, and serious table. Sit down and-Oh...I forgot the serious chair. Dangit.
Oh my god WHO the HELL CARE!!!
Why so serious?
Yeah that's the problem, Narrator! There isn't a serious chair! That's why it has no effect!
*goes to the store to look at tens of thousands of chairs, taking notes vigorously*
Ethan Livemere WAIT you need serious notes so the person can take notes on how serious the serious room is *goes to look at countless of note books making small mental notes*
You know, if someone leaves this game on for over a billion years and the human race dies out, there's a a change that the player will be released from the serious room.
Blue Coke you forgot the other trillion million years
I suspect the developers may have added that, just one, a line of dialogue where the narrator returns you to the menu.
If they leave the game on for a billion years to get the full "Serious" experience, then it'll only take one billion and five years to get the "Go Outside" achievement
is it possible to hack the game into think you have been there for that long and maby theres secret dialog
@@Humulator Windows doesn't support dates with years in the billion trillions. so no, unfortunately its not possible
Narrator ("wife" ending): (laughs cruelly as he strips you of your limited free will and explains to you all your greatest flaws that will forever hold you back from leading a fulfilling life, then mocks you and kills you)
Also Narrator (serious ending): Stanley I'm going to IKEA to look at tables, would you like to come?
Narrator (detonation ending): (mocks you while the seconds tick away to your inevitable demise, explaining how he is in control of Stanley and will be laughing every time he kills him)
Narrator (confusion ending): It's you and me against the game, Stanley! Let's go on an adventure together! Screw the Line™! We don't need that as long as we have each other!
Narrator (Games ending): Now, we are playing Minecraft and Portal
Narrator (Window ending): I wrote a song for you
That's what makes the Narrator so fun. He can be any character you want him to be; evil, mysterious, cheery, witty, reliable, controlling, etc.
Narrator (Real person ending): Please Stanley! I need you! The game needs you! I need this!
@@gay.mer9328
Narrator (Powerful ending): Bravo, Stanley. You killed yourself
Narrator (Cold feet ending): I honestly thought you would survive this fall
This is the most British scene ever created in real life or video games.
The fact he doesn't yell as well. He asks like a mildly pissed off British person and I love it
Me: Tea and Crumpts are surely only meant for the most baffoon-like individuals.
Narrator: Welcome to the serious room…
The dry humor matches up
As a Brit, Kevan Brighting has the perfect stuffy British (RP) accent.
When i played ultra deluxe the narrator talked about skyrim and persona 3
I have skyrim and persona 4 golden on the console i was on
By the way this confirms the narrator and stanley can't die from old age
The Narrator is some kind of godly being in this game. Stanley is... Stanley.
I think the Skip Button ⏭ Ending says otherwise.
@@E1craZ4life You didn't see any of them die of old age
@@E1craZ4life pretty sure the narrator just went insane
It doesn't confirm Stanley can't die of old age. People often receive punishments that exceed their possible lifespan even in real life, with prison sentences lasting hundreds and sometimes thousands of years.
Ultra Deluxe's skip button endings appears to confirm that The Narrator has an either unlimited or extremely long lifespan, but eventually goes insane from solitude and completely stops talking or thinking, which for an incorporeal narrator basically amounts to death. However, since Stanley's body seems to be frozen in time for the duration of the skips, it's still perfectly possible he can die of old age.
Also, the things "confirmed" by the skip button ending don't necessarily apply to other endings. Endings in The Stanley Parable usually only attempt to be consistent with themselves, not each other. Different endings often give contradictory information. For instance, The Stanley Parableis explained sometimes as an invention of Stanley (wife ending), sometimes the narrator (games ending, figleys ending, implied in many other endings) or even in the museum ending the actual developers at Galactic Cafe.
All the serious room needs is a skip button. One hundred billion, trillion years would be over in a snap.
Yeah but then the narrator will go insane and possibly die or just not function anymore. Then again, that would make things much more serious.
@@SelfdestructingwiiMore serious? Then the skip button we shall have!
@@jordantdmu231 yes I agree, let's add the skip button to make the room more serious.
I seriously cannot comprehend how serious he is
Still serving my Infinite years in the Serious Room™️
Me too pal
I love the way he says "The RoooOOOOooom~~~" at around the one minute mark lmfao
1:06
1:05
1:04
1:03
1:02
"The nerrator was a handsome fellow, but Stanley was so lost in his train of thought, he didn't realize the narrator was talking about how the nerrator was complementing himself. But he was a handsome fellow afterall"
Can you imagine if Resetti did this? Obviously, not for trillions of years but maybe for, like, 10 minutes? Of course, if you reset to get around it, 15 minutes.
If you're reading this, Nintendo, then make it happen!
MetroidJunkie wow look at me responding to a comment from 2 years ago!!!! That's two years closer to the trillions of years Stanley has to stay in the serious room! Good luck Stanley!
Caleb Otero Make it 4, you're almost there Stanley; just ~a trillion years to go!
@@youkcat8039 99,999,999,999,999,999,999,995 years exactly.
@@youkcat8039 a comment from one year ago- Wow! Still a trillion years left...
The 4th wall is so nonexistent in this game because they used it to make that table
Take a shot every time he says "Serious"
I like living thank you very much.
@@951suzuki I seriously don't want to seriously die and also seriously like seriously living.
wow I'm gonna get the ending where I die on the streets IRL :D
Alcohol poisoning
@@tessarae9127 OH, DID U GET THE BROOM CLOSET ENDING? THEB ROOM CLOSET ENDING WAS MY FAVRITE!1 XD
I got put in the serious room for typing hello in the cheats box ;-;
XD
Stop. I'm dyi-- oh well you stopped 3 years ago
Well that was a very serious offense
Oof
Oof
i can't believe i put off looking into this game for so long. the stanley parable is fucking hilarious, and is now one of my favourite games :')
The Altra deluxe is out.
@@jwalster9412 i know about Ultra Deluxe. i watched RTGame play it, that's how i eventually ended up here.
@@cunkjunk ayye I remembered this game's existence because I watched him too
"in fact, this is my serious room, it's where I come"
OK now someone has to sit in this room for 100 trillion trillion years to see if there is another secret ending.
I've heard of 6000 years but 100 trillion trillion wow too far.
The TF2 community keeping Valve in the serious room to convey how bad the bot problem is
100% there's an ending to this in a billion trillion years.
Imagine if you couldn’t restart the game after being sent to the serious room.
Very sad that the move from Source to Unity meant this ending had to be cut
theory: narrator isnt human. "its hard reading HUMAN emotions" is clear evidence
The broom closet also gives us evidence because he says "fallen prey to any number of *your* countless human physiological vulnerabilities. Its indicative to the long-term sustainability of *your* species."
@@InternetPers0n true
That or he's nuerodivergent
@@cheepthebird5117 nerodivirgent god is the best discriptor of the narorator
he has the tism fr
This is the most serious table made of the most serious wood coming from the most serious tree in the most serious forest in the most serious planet orbiting the most serious star.
That same most serious star is in a very serious galaxy, with many serious galaxy clusters surrounding it, localized inside a very serious universe. There are, of course, even more serious universes near that universe, which all contain very serious black holes...
definately didnt take galaxy clusters from little alchemy 2
@@ABCD-ff9ft With the most serious stars that created the serious black holes, which the serious stars are created by the serious force of mass (gravity), with the very serious question of how gravity even exists...
I like to think that the narrator looked at thousands of tables which were the exact same
loled
0:16 I wouldn't touch that table Stanley 😳
0:14 in fact, this is my serious room, this is where i cu-
This dialogue is so hilarious that it makes me actually want to cheat it this game just to get here. I don't honestly care that my character wouldn't be able to leave, either.
If you havent already, you should but this game and try to find all of the endings, its hilarious
This ending is only in the orginal Source release, it's been omitted in Ultra Deluxe (which is made in Unity) and relegated to an easter egg in the "Memory Zone/Skip Button" ending.
The way he says "the roooom" fucking kills me
After infinite years...
More serious room, GO
Honestly the little metal rods that connect the legs of the table make it a far less serious table. I can’t take it seriously
Ahh but you see narrator, the most serious room DOESNT have a table… they don’t deserve it.. THATS how serious it’s gotten…… or maybe a principle’s desk or that place where the judge sits in court…. Both of those are pretty serious… or maybe just… a large cinder block would convey the cold, hard, seriousness of the matter….. I’m going to IKEA
stanley is acutally not alone if you go out of your room and look to your left you could see domeone walking
Knowing the developers they did spent far too much time on that table than one would find reasonable.
The Narrator going to the store for some tables is worse than daddy going to the store for some milk. Far more horrifying than anything the Serious Room™ could muster.
What
@@DussyBestroyer69 the point, friendo, is that someone you love is never coming back and you know it.
@@zacariasdelalcazar8873 okay...
I’ve heard the word serious so much and read so much Harry Potter I’m getting confused between Sirius and the word serious
Just say you're dead serious and don't worry about it again
@@rootabeta9015 Which is what Sirius told Harry when he used the Resurrection Stone.
@@rootabeta9015 ok, you have the most underrated comment on the internet
rootabeta read another book then.
i've been going through this comment section for a while now and im wondering if serious is a word anymore
the most serious table the narrator could find😂
2:18 So we just not gonna talk about the fact that the Narrator pretty much just said he's not human?
We already knew this from the Broom Closet ending
@@hyper_lynx oh did you get the broom closet ending too? The broom closet ending is my favourite
@@samandom8772 I find this concerning
Nearly 11 years later and it's still serious.
Just to be safe..don’t touch the table…
this is look like when narrator finds copy of anti-piracy
Dream after his speed run:
Putting the Persona 5 Interrogation Room theme over this ending just... wow.
If you feel bad for the narrator in the skip button ending, just remember he did the same to us in the serious room
Stanley had a reverse card that he spent on the Skip Ending.
This is my serious Comment.
GamingBoyTac Each dislike was from joker
This is my serious reply
Seriously?
Yes seriously
WHY SO SERIOUS?
Thats the most S E R I O U S table
POV: You came from the same 4 sec vid captioned with 😳 and this is the video next to that
Yes
Shitz just went from 0 to serious real fricking fast.
Legend has it that that table is serious
rip serious room
Why so serious, Narrator?
...sorry, I had to.
loooool
1:48 "I have done nothing but looking at tables for 3 days"
I think the table is serious guys
Imagine actually waiting 100 billion trillion years
I'll add that to the list of things I'll do in Heaven.
This is the most serious room I have.
Oh dear Stanley...
You haven't been listening have you?
I'm so serious that i have pressed my serious like button on my serious comment
Ted: Uses an icicle to kill of the other prisoners, freeing them from the wrath of an electronic monster...
AM: "Theodore, this is me being serious. In fact, this is my serious room."
0:16it’s where I cu-
I think he is being serious in a serious room with a serious table with the room looking serious
Tried to get this ending in Ultra Deluxe, before finding out it's actually in Unity :v
lmao same
When the principal gets the serious room goo
unacceptable, 100 billion trillion years in the serious room
i think i know why 0:13 is the most replayed part
I wonder if you get a new ending if you wait for 100 billion trillion years
That’s where he comes
Would be a great place for the skip button
Oh my god stanley! You back... YOU BACK!
Killer series: Serious punch
I mean, even though “One hundred billion trillion” sounds like a number a little kid would say, it’s at least more serious than if you were to find out what a billion trillion really is. If you search it up, just know that it’s a real number. Search up “what is 1 followed by 21 zeroes”, which is a billion trillion.
2:19 does this mean the narrator isn't human?
@@user-drdestiny on top of that if you wait in the broom closet he says that the person at this computer has fallen to your many human weaknesses and has died
The narrator is that, a narrator, an entity in this world, who tells the story, is what is call a godlike narrator, who knows everything and just tells the story. The premise of the game is that the narrator doesn't have a "normal" character that follows him, and it is replace with a player, and that is the conflict in this game, hope this explain, and sorry if i misspelled
@@user-drdestiny ok now don't call me a idiot for replying to comments that were 1 year ago but I've met some people 1 person actually.
@@TeenGohan. W h a t
@@user-drdestiny Wow I'm surprised you actually replied.
and whether you’ve learned anything.
10 billion trillion years later.
well stanley, have you learned your lesson?
☠️
when i heard his 3rd dialogue i was thinking itd be way less serious such as if you go the 10th time there'd be a party table or something like that with party music
The narrator really reminds me of the True Facts series
I am so damn sad they didn't put this in UD
This is the most serious thing I have ever seen
Tell me if I'm wrong, but I think u can't get to the serious room anymore in ultra deluxe. The only reference is in the memory zone, behind the boxes.
Yes. You actually can't get it anymore since they moved from Source to Unity. Without implementing a fake console window that only do certain Source-like commands, and sv_cheats 1 that redirect to this map or move to Source 1 (and heavily modifying it) or Source 2, this ending was removed as a result.
This serious room ending actually still exist on Ultra Deluxe but its becoming part of some kind of museum.
@@megakarlachofficial Where does it exist?
@@omn30 the memory zone
@@omn30 Original = via sv_cheats 1 command
Ultra Deluxe = The Memory Zone (references/easter egg only)
@@megakarlachofficial the serious room is activated if you type anything in the console. They wouldn't have to program the source commands
I am amused in a serious way
trivia stan
0:13 omg demonotized
ONE HUNDRED BILLION TRILLION YEARS SERIOUS ROOM!!!!!!!!
"it's hard reading _human_ emotions" bro????
this is where i take people who steal my cheeto puffs
He's indeed very serious
This is so serious guys take the narrator seriously
Even while trying to be serious this game is hilarious 😂
Our payback is the skip button.
The *R O O M*
one hundred billion trillion years in a foggy room with a table sounds like fun
this is the most serious video on youtube