Breaking Dawn Part 2 finally broke me

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  • Опубликовано: 13 янв 2025

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  • @StelenaVD
    @StelenaVD 2 года назад +4761

    Your ability to seamlessly include pop culture references in every other sentence while making absolute fucking sense is a superpower

  • @manapua9765
    @manapua9765 2 года назад +8682

    The way Stephanie wrote the whole Jacob and Renesmee arc of her own FREE WILL?? Was she possessed?????

    • @angelofpurity1992
      @angelofpurity1992 2 года назад +1074

      Nah, just Mormon.

    • @amelia3146
      @amelia3146 2 года назад +530

      @@angelofpurity1992 PLEASE my immediate thought was “just Mormon, actually” 😭😭

    • @iwannatalkalot3415
      @iwannatalkalot3415 2 года назад +401

      “She’s a MORMON, of course 💅🏻”

    • @detectivedaffodil437
      @detectivedaffodil437 2 года назад +34

      It was creative really, fiction doesn't need to mimic real life? How else to tie up the jacob story line?

    • @sadmermaid
      @sadmermaid 2 года назад +23

      by religion lol

  • @kookykiddo
    @kookykiddo 2 года назад +7740

    I saw this movie in theaters in a tiny town when this first came out. Literally every room was screening this movie only, the lines were wrapped around the building…it was insane. When we got in the actual room to our seats, it was so packed people were sitting in the aisles. There was the local fucking radio show there with a TSHIRT GUN shooting shirts into the crowd. At the vision/battle scene where everyone “died”, people threw popcorn buckets and shit at the screen. Truly the best theater experience I’ve ever had.

    • @kiarasophie8907
      @kiarasophie8907 2 года назад +480

      a core memory for the books

    • @kaiw522
      @kaiw522 2 года назад +68

      Lmao LOVE IT

    • @mykaylasmith8125
      @mykaylasmith8125 2 года назад +318

      When it was revealed it was a vision my cousin audibly said “ohhhh” and everyone in theater laughed

    • @kookykiddo
      @kookykiddo 2 года назад +11

      @@kiarasophie8907 trulyyy a core memory 😭

    • @RoKer13
      @RoKer13 2 года назад +193

      Dude the fight scene everyone was quiet AF. You could hear a pin drop. And then the "are you kidding me" when it was a vision lol

  • @No1PlutoSupporter
    @No1PlutoSupporter 2 года назад +3995

    "she does NOTHING and she does it well" had me giggling so much i played it twice. that line stuck w me

    • @era_v
      @era_v 2 года назад +16

      I kept scrolling until I found this comment thank you!!! 😂😂

  • @rachel5399
    @rachel5399 2 года назад +1437

    Tbh I think once Kristen Stewart said the line, "you named my daughter atter the Loch Ness monster??!!," she instantly turned gay. She could no longer handle the shenanigans of a man.

  • @emclaire7027
    @emclaire7027 2 года назад +1445

    Chuckesme would absolutely wipe the floor with CGI Resume. That animatronic was robust and built for violence, I have no doubts about it

    • @rontanamo_bae
      @rontanamo_bae 2 года назад +54

      resume 💀

    • @DarlingMissDarling
      @DarlingMissDarling 2 года назад +30

      Built.for.violence. I am cackling! How did I miss this comment on first watch, months ago?! 10/10 👏👏👏

    • @ab922xoxo
      @ab922xoxo 2 года назад +15

      RESUMMEEE😂

  • @selfocus5649
    @selfocus5649 2 года назад +6693

    Chuckesmee has manifested itself as a sleep paralysis demon. The scariest thing I have ever laid my eyes on💀

    • @kalmeio_17
      @kalmeio_17 2 года назад +51

      For reallll, like wtf is thattt?? 😭 Also, that cursed Street Fighter image sent me into orbit! 💀😭

    • @garbageboy9164
      @garbageboy9164 2 года назад +29

      Nooooo, leave renaissance alone!

    • @jessnicole12
      @jessnicole12 2 года назад +24

      if a victorian child read that sentence 💀💀💀

    • @ohmeohmyohgosh
      @ohmeohmyohgosh 2 года назад +30

      @@jessnicole12 Victorian children took like cocaine and morphine and worked 12 hr days at the workhouse, I don't think words would bother them

    • @jessnicole12
      @jessnicole12 2 года назад +2

      @@ohmeohmyohgosh i never said that it would kill them, i meant it wouldn’t make any sense to them.

  • @mariedsr4698
    @mariedsr4698 2 года назад +2636

    Loch Ness baby and jacob's thing is truly the worst thing society has ever had to witness so far. like wdym you're obsessed with a woman and decide to date her child like men are truly sick and twisted

    • @ggcrochets
      @ggcrochets 2 года назад +177

      Don’t blame men for Stephanie Meyer’s fantasies lol 😂

    • @reesaspieces86
      @reesaspieces86 2 года назад +215

      He didn’t decide, though. SMeyer was really out here taking autonomy away from an underage Native American kid and enslaving his will to Chuckesme.

    • @hershelroswell
      @hershelroswell 2 года назад +3

      keep fucking thinking about tumblr that post that was like "if jacob was only attracted to bella because one of her eggs would become the loch ness monster then why wasn't the other half of renesmee calling out to him from edward's ballsack for a week before she was conceived"

    • @pinkdarkman
      @pinkdarkman Год назад +119

      The best part is Smeyer trying to justify it by saying Jacob was actually only attracted to the egg that would become Nessie inside of Bella this whole time. Which also means there was a little while where he was intensely attracted to Edward and didn't know why.

    • @xakirax_8864
      @xakirax_8864 Год назад +27

      @@pinkdarkman id read a side short story detailing his thoughts of these attractions

  • @StressedDepressednOverdressed
    @StressedDepressednOverdressed 2 года назад +3538

    Taking the time to comment that animatronic Renesme would absolutely smash CGI to bits

  • @enbyennui
    @enbyennui 2 года назад +1282

    I can't believe Mike's long-time collaborator, Mic, failed him in this crucial moment... cancelled

  • @ysag.1227
    @ysag.1227 2 года назад +2792

    "The movie opes when Bella has been YAAAAS-ified and is absolutely ON ONE" FUCKING KILLED ME

  • @aries4alexs
    @aries4alexs 2 года назад +1150

    Fun fact: There were 4 different directors across the 5 twilight movies and it SHOWS lmaooo. I think that's why the movies all feel so chaotically different (plus the fact that the story is just wild mormon culture coded)

    • @bestcutie
      @bestcutie 2 года назад +66

      I looked it up and it's CRAZY!! When you look at each directors work before/after their respective Twilight movie, you can clearly see they don't change up their style from film to film...
      Which makes me wonder, were they each hired for the needs of each films direction or did the films morph to their own preferences?

    • @inhobiswinecellar9571
      @inhobiswinecellar9571 2 года назад +6

      @@bestcutie the questions we should be asking

    • @adeleaslan8182
      @adeleaslan8182 Год назад +33

      @@bestcutieI think each director slowly went insane on set and needed a replacement, and the new directors tried to avoid the curse of twilight induced madness by changing up the style of the movie. Sadly, it never worked

  • @mrworldwide9756
    @mrworldwide9756 2 года назад +6551

    i think the sheer stress you’re going through is definitely reflecting in this video. the chaos?? unmatched

  • @gh0stcup
    @gh0stcup 2 года назад +380

    "spreading flopaganda" miss ma'am that's genuinely a phrase for the history books

  • @Wambario
    @Wambario 2 года назад +1598

    Bella creepy-crawling up the side of the mountain made me laugh way too hard. It was like she was possessed or something

    • @mool4652
      @mool4652 2 года назад +58

      The dogs were out

  • @alexeifiore8573
    @alexeifiore8573 2 года назад +349

    Also why could Bella see a flower fully bloom in 5 seconds 💀 they did that to show she was super fast, but really that would mean she’s just been running in place for like a month LOOOL

  • @Soapynah
    @Soapynah 2 года назад +6405

    Charlie put up with entirely too much, but what a supportive legend?! My parents could never

    • @rabenhell4782
      @rabenhell4782 2 года назад +8

      Omg💀

    • @Parrot5884
      @Parrot5884 2 года назад +66

      🎵 _ACAB, but when he..._ 🎵

    • @ssharkbait
      @ssharkbait 2 года назад +169

      TOO supportive cause why you allowing your daughter to get married in high school then take off to live in what essentially is a cult?

    • @rayay248
      @rayay248 2 года назад +117

      @@ssharkbait Welcome to Rural USA

    • @manasim.9936
      @manasim.9936 2 года назад +11

      @@rayay248 💀

  • @katjau_
    @katjau_ 2 года назад +183

    That scene of Jane throwing a child into the fire is one of the best things in modern cinema

  • @shinyumbreon194
    @shinyumbreon194 2 года назад +2459

    As a baby who was also named after the Loch Ness monster I truly unlocked my empath era with Bella

    • @shinyumbreon194
      @shinyumbreon194 2 года назад +619

      My name is “the Loch Ness monster” for anyone curious

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 года назад +296

      @@shinyumbreon194 slay

    • @yunji3356
      @yunji3356 2 года назад +193

      You are the moment

    • @ohsnapitzmaud9553
      @ohsnapitzmaud9553 2 года назад +98

      This is my favourite RUclips comment section conversation ever

    • @xoxogossipgoat21
      @xoxogossipgoat21 2 года назад +63

      @@shinyumbreon194 is that the name you give the barista

  • @hihello-7396
    @hihello-7396 2 года назад +187

    "You nicknamed my daughter after the loch ness monster" was literally a cultural reset in screenwriting

  • @andrewyom3963
    @andrewyom3963 2 года назад +522

    Straight line: --
    Dashed line: - - - - -
    Iconic line: YOU NICKNAMED MY DAUGHTER AFTER THE LOCK NESS MONSTER!?!?

  • @grimla7883
    @grimla7883 2 года назад +266

    i choose to deliberately percieve the imprinting as a sibling thing. theyre besties, theyre besties. they are siblings and besties and there are absolutely not romantic interests. its an "omg my baby sister 🥺ily baby sister" and i will simply ignore all other evidence.

    • @rockcriedout7679
      @rockcriedout7679 2 года назад +63

      This is the only way to go. This comment actually made me feel a lot better lol

    • @rejecthumanityreturntocrab6521
      @rejecthumanityreturntocrab6521 2 года назад +49

      He is reneslay's pokemon there is no other explanation (not my og hd found from another video)

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 2 года назад +8

      @SomethingReallyStrange plus p much every time imprinting is shown its either the two people involved r already together OR theres weird hints that their relationship will become romantic

    • @adrianrandom3448
      @adrianrandom3448 Год назад +9

      this is so sweet I want to be able to believe this but flopesmee is too tainted already for me to be able to believe in the lie :(

  • @razs8380
    @razs8380 2 года назад +2894

    Love that Jacob was never not in his flop era throughout this series. Consistent king

    • @ethannorman7537
      @ethannorman7537 2 года назад +225

      He fell in love with a baby???????

    • @1998elif
      @1998elif 2 года назад +180

      He deserved jail for his hair in the first movie

    • @starrrsoup
      @starrrsoup 2 года назад +72

      If by consistency you mean that fact that he was a flop throughout all of the movies. Then yeah 😻

    • @shroomshroom5945
      @shroomshroom5945 2 года назад +25

      He literally planned to date a baby 🥲

    • @razs8380
      @razs8380 2 года назад +56

      @@ethannorman7537 yet another move in his consistently flop trajectory

  • @sagewowomg
    @sagewowomg 2 года назад +76

    The quiet “Renesmee, more like Re-naur-smee.” is killing me 💀

  • @Turner_Strait
    @Turner_Strait 2 года назад +1754

    The best thing, THEEEEE best thing!!! About this movie, is Michael Sheen. And this does in fact go for every one of these movies he's in but this one takes the cake. Because that stupid fucking reaction to Reznor is so fucking perfect, and just tells me that he was just having a laugh the whole time. Like he said "this is camp" and he DELIVERED!!

    • @marvinamadeus9891
      @marvinamadeus9891 2 года назад +77

      Yes, you’re totally right. I love his performance so much here!!

    • @kiddert
      @kiddert 2 года назад +87

      I love michael sheen he IS the moment!!

    • @Turner_Strait
      @Turner_Strait 2 года назад +55

      @@kiddert he's the best, and he's having so much FUN like who can't love that kind of a performance 💖

    • @annaliesequartermaine1866
      @annaliesequartermaine1866 2 года назад +66

      He was in one of the more recent podcast episodes of the twilight effect and he was amazing. He talks about how the laugh came to be and the reactions to it

    • @Turner_Strait
      @Turner_Strait 2 года назад +14

      @@annaliesequartermaine1866 OMG YES THAT'S BEAUTIFUL!! I'm so happy to basically have confirmations that he was having fun and being a goof
      also thank you for that, now I GOTTA listen!!

  • @scorpionqueen11
    @scorpionqueen11 2 года назад +432

    Unpopular opinion but I ADORED MIchael Sheen as Aro here. 😭 Especially that little scream he did when he heard Nestlé Crunch's heart beat.

    • @milometric2736
      @milometric2736 2 года назад +30

      YES he slayed this role

    • @theflickchick9850
      @theflickchick9850 2 года назад +64

      Michael Sheen always carries. Yet to be disappointed by him.

    • @scorpionqueen11
      @scorpionqueen11 2 года назад +7

      @@theflickchick9850 This is a fact.

    • @scorpionqueen11
      @scorpionqueen11 2 года назад +1

      @@milometric2736 Yes!!! 🥳

    • @jessicafoster2699
      @jessicafoster2699 Год назад +8

      Michael sheen is a treasure, he got aros vibe down perfectly

  • @noor_99882
    @noor_99882 2 года назад +2244

    The fact that you are slaying this hard while filming this a second time is astronomical. I could never💀

  • @Meglyer
    @Meglyer 2 года назад +177

    As a teen watching these films I never fully realised the sheer cRUST of Jacob. It’s actually horrific why was he allowed? Thank you for bringing the silly pickme wolf the justice he deserves

  • @Silversky1113
    @Silversky1113 2 года назад +2092

    Bestie, can't believe you glossed over Aro's absolute ghastly laugh in the end.
    But also, referring to Reneslay as the lochness monster henceforth 😭

    • @ellarobins6367
      @ellarobins6367 2 года назад +63

      RENESLAY IM CRYINGGG

    • @becp488
      @becp488 2 года назад +52

      She'll always be Resume to me.

    • @theflickchick9850
      @theflickchick9850 2 года назад +23

      "Ghastly"? I think you misspelled "glorious".

  • @colynng1457
    @colynng1457 2 года назад +292

    CGI baby and uncomfortable imprinting relationship aside i just have to say that Resume is one of creepiest things I've ever come across. Every time they mention a new detail about her in the book I'm like "ew? Gross? Terrifying?" I firmly believe she is the most monstrous being in Twilight.

    • @lauxtiny
      @lauxtiny 2 года назад +47

      resume💀💀

  • @IndigoDetry
    @IndigoDetry 2 года назад +719

    I have a vivid memory of when it got revealed that that entire fight scene was just a vision the entire movie theater started clapping and cheering like the endgame portals scene just happened. It was fucking insane.

    • @carmen8958
      @carmen8958 2 года назад +63

      we all had the same movie experience apparently and i absolutely LOVE that for us😭 everyone collectively gasped in the theater when carlisle died and started clapping too when we saw it didn’t rlly happen, truly iconic

    • @bwasukompepo8438
      @bwasukompepo8438 2 года назад +32

      No, because this happened to me too. Popcorn flying, women jumping up from their seats, a white man in the front row screaming “Nooo!” It was absolute chaos , and my 13 year self was living. Ahh, what a moment.☝🏿

  • @nzingahendricks4128
    @nzingahendricks4128 2 года назад +156

    The “legs, hips, body” entrance for the voulturi…SIS I DIED 🤣 Atlanta made it all the way to Australia, I hate it here

    • @werdcheerleader
      @werdcheerleader 2 года назад +3

      I was losing it, when he started singing 😂

    • @janine2957
      @janine2957 2 года назад

      what is that from? i'm seeing the tiktoks but i don't know the origin

    • @nzingahendricks4128
      @nzingahendricks4128 2 года назад +8

      @@janine2957 it’s from a musical that Kandi Burruss from real housewives of Atlanta made in 2014, literally the song only has 80k listens on RUclips, I have absolutely no idea who found it on TikTok 😂the entire song is peak camp ridiculousness plz listen to it when you have time, it’s incredible

  • @kathrinlozah8595
    @kathrinlozah8595 2 года назад +333

    they didn't let rami malek outsell the other girlies, they just couldn't stop him from outselling the rest

    • @kathrinlozah8595
      @kathrinlozah8595 2 года назад +85

      rami maleks 60 seconds of screen time outsold taylor lautners 5 twilight movies combined

    • @Person1865
      @Person1865 2 года назад +1

      I forgot/didn't care he was in this.

  • @2a2n
    @2a2n 2 года назад +59

    "This scriptural reading from Bellalations 13:09"
    Killed me god damn 😂😂

  • @katsarm6068
    @katsarm6068 2 года назад +371

    No joke this is the movie that got me into rock climbing

    • @DarlingMissDarling
      @DarlingMissDarling 2 года назад +56

      I'm really happy for you because that actually sounds amazing... but I have to admit that my initial reaction to your comment was an audible witch cackle so violent...
      👏👏👏🤣

    • @tarren452
      @tarren452 2 года назад +16

      Underrated comment of the YEAR 😅

    • @leshgo4072
      @leshgo4072 2 года назад +11

      Bestie that is amazing I’m so happy for you xx

    • @Kirsten4260
      @Kirsten4260 2 года назад +7

      That’s actually so cool tho good for you babes

  • @yukikanegawa7470
    @yukikanegawa7470 2 года назад +154

    The fact that the cast and staff all thought Chuckesmé was haunted and were low-key scared of her

  • @milliespresso
    @milliespresso 2 года назад +822

    so glad u see jane for what she is. talented queen, deserved more screentime honestly

  • @carttenoire8890
    @carttenoire8890 2 года назад +222

    THIS film was such a formative experience for me okay I went to see this movie in the cinema with my friend who really loved the twilight movies…but up till that point I’d never seen any of the others. She was supposed to go with another friend but she had to cancel and I took the spare ticket so it wasn’t wasted. When I tell you I sat through an hour of this movie so confused then got absurdly invested in the war and who was alive and how it was all going to end and I was HORRENDOUSLY OFFENDED when they turned round and said nahhhh love it was a dream. My friend’s mum was there too and I remember her standing up and yelling NOO when mr man had his head yeeted. To this day I’m yet to actually sit through any of the other movies bc I got such whiplash from this one - and Ravioli’s CGI was scarring for 12yo me

    • @dsr.w
      @dsr.w 2 года назад +17

      Ravioli absolutely sent me

    • @janine2957
      @janine2957 2 года назад +3

      no fucking way, same thing happened to me. i went with a friend and her friend, only having seen the first one and not liking it at all and i was so shocked, didn't know ppl were really that invested. in the fight scene my friend's friend told my friend that it wasn't real so she could stop crying that much, like it's actually insane 😭 but i actually enjoyed the experience lmao

    • @ohyesitsjackies
      @ohyesitsjackies 2 года назад +1

      Ravioli 😂😂💀💀

  • @phos8392
    @phos8392 2 года назад +1400

    I actually rewatched the movies with a friend who grew up as a evangelical and i have been informed everything weird about twilight is from Mormon culture and practices. The jacob and Renéesme thing, the weird racist framing for the indigenous/werewolf characters, anything wild and seemingly from nowhere in twilight is just mormon culture and its plagued me since so i thought i would share

    • @ainem.t1482
      @ainem.t1482 2 года назад +403

      Please elaborate for us EU slayqueens who don't have mainstream mormon culture in our zeitgeist genuinely intrigues

    • @000AnnA000D
      @000AnnA000D 2 года назад +37

      yes please elaborate

    • @makiya_hughes
      @makiya_hughes 2 года назад +50

      Can you make a video or something this is actually never going to leave my mind

    • @j.r.765
      @j.r.765 2 года назад +23

      Does this have something to do with the authors beliefs?

    • @TeamRonify
      @TeamRonify 2 года назад +131

      @@j.r.765 yes Stephanie is a Mormon!

  • @n.e.r183
    @n.e.r183 2 года назад +96

    hear me out: jacob is the supernatural alternative reality version of mr schue from glee:
    1. they both have super inappropriate/questionable relationships with
    c h i l d r e n
    2. both had borderline offensive hairstyles: i mean, a man in his mid-thirties with a perm? no ma’am. and pre-werewolf jacob’s wig really said ‘we spent what little budget we had on CGI so now we can’t afford nice things, here take this crusty musty wig’
    3. they both truly think they give off main character girlboss energy, when in actuality neither of them offer anything of substance and only serve constant flopping on the sidelines.

  • @RS-dy8il
    @RS-dy8il 2 года назад +241

    mr michaels microphone is litchrally the only person i go full screen for, no distractions, just experiencing the experience

  • @abigraham7622
    @abigraham7622 2 года назад +358

    I wrote my dissertation on twilight and I’m literally so traumatised by the process I can’t even stomach watching it but this is making me want to revisit it omg

    • @shirin9452
      @shirin9452 2 года назад +55

      Not a dissertation 👀😭

    • @emilylike-the-soup2502
      @emilylike-the-soup2502 2 года назад +49

      What did you say in the dissertation? I *need* to know.

    • @cinnamado
      @cinnamado 2 года назад +43

      a true academic

    • @anonnyanonymous4800
      @anonnyanonymous4800 2 года назад +8

      @@emilylike-the-soup2502 Abi won’t tell you. It was traumatic

    • @fionnualaz
      @fionnualaz 2 года назад +35

      twilight dissertation?? you are god's strongest soldier

  • @jenniferquadros_
    @jenniferquadros_ 2 года назад +20

    "no, it's not funny i got school" FINALLY SOMEONE REFERENCED THAT TIKTOK!! MIKE I LOVE YOU!!

  • @twily4
    @twily4 2 года назад +55

    When the final fight was revealed to be a vision, I literally yelled "NOOOO" out loud ngl.
    Also Rami Malek gets the best powers because he is literally a king who we STAN

  • @themudkip5295
    @themudkip5295 2 года назад +363

    i think every twilight movie broke me

    • @ifuckedurmom
      @ifuckedurmom 2 года назад +16

      Been mentally unstable ever since I went through a twilight marathon on release day of the final part

    • @nzingahendricks4128
      @nzingahendricks4128 2 года назад +9

      It’s been a decade since the last film came out and I haven’t been the same since 🫠😭

  • @chloeclarke9495
    @chloeclarke9495 2 года назад +75

    Bella was incredibly flawless when she became a vampire, serving face, hair, everything!! Shout out to the makeup department.

    • @V_4_Versace
      @V_4_Versace 9 месяцев назад +3

      Like I’m so glad someone finally mentioned it because I was shooketh as a teen actually I had no idea makeup could make anyone look SO goodt! Like I was so disappointed she wasn’t prettier for her wedding but then when they showed her vamp transformation, I absolutely understood why lmaooo

  • @Chicken-m2m
    @Chicken-m2m 2 года назад +27

    "alice turns up outta no where with jasper next to her like a side dish" abso-lutley killed me

  • @Wasserschaden
    @Wasserschaden 2 года назад +170

    no mike i would have been in tears if i had to talk about jacob's weird flop behaviour TWICE. you deserve a nobel price (not the peace one tho cause i am feeling the opposite of pacifist after putting up with this man's bs)

  • @erinbailey7940
    @erinbailey7940 2 года назад +487

    This movie was hands down the best theater experience I’ve ever had. People lost their goddamn minds when Carlisle got beheaded 😂 literally sCrEAmiNg at the screen

    • @brookeevans0078
      @brookeevans0078 2 года назад +24

      We were scuuurrrddd

    • @eeeesproductions
      @eeeesproductions 2 года назад +40

      When that happened in the theatre, one girl seriously stood up and SCREAMED before running out of there
      It may be my best High School memory

    • @everdeneb4811
      @everdeneb4811 2 года назад +17

      I'm French and this happened in my small town theater too. A truly universal experience.

    • @70swannabe76
      @70swannabe76 2 года назад +6

      Same, I remember that I was crying and shaking hahaha and then pff everything was a fucking vision, amazing, immaculate, slay.

  • @ChasityR17
    @ChasityR17 2 года назад +50

    The “leg hips body” is taking me out 🤣😂😂 your commentary is everything I need every time

  • @breeporter9652
    @breeporter9652 2 года назад +22

    ill never forget the SCREAMS in the cinema when it turned out it was just a vision. absolute SCENES

  • @fraserking4747
    @fraserking4747 2 года назад +84

    Not just slaying, but slaying during a re-recording and under pressure? We actually don’t deserve this level of slay, Mike.

  • @ec6651
    @ec6651 2 года назад +45

    the fight in the field sequence though I CANT LMAO all that chaos and dying and head popping off all for it to be a vision is literally giving me aged 12 ending the stories i wrote with 'and it was all a dream' thinking i slayed

  • @TheEllaDarling
    @TheEllaDarling 2 года назад +67

    I remember having my moment of "is Twilight really THAT bad" in 2012 and went onto the most suspicious websites to watch 1-4. After watching them all in one sitting I thought "I have to know when the next one is out" and found that there was a screening for Breaking Dawn part 2 the very next week.
    No one wanted to watch the last Twilight movie with me so in the end had to drag my dad along. In the movie theatre was aproximately 6 other people, one of which was a couple sat at the very back.
    I was enthralled by the movie. I recall asking my dad what he thought once it was finished and he said something among the lines of "well that last fight scene was cool at least" which I'm sure was the nicest way to say he'd never come watch a movie with me again lmao.

  • @a.r.tivadar
    @a.r.tivadar 2 года назад +114

    Mike is particularly chaotic this episode. #BED? The dog sounds? Sensational.

  • @tamarirekhviashvili4142
    @tamarirekhviashvili4142 2 года назад +102

    Love how the werewolf decides to groom miss Loch Ness and Edward who basically tormented a teenager into loving him is okay with it 🥰

  • @imani0nline
    @imani0nline 2 года назад +116

    I would never drop kick a baby but the cgi demon spawn tests me 🧌

  • @caffeinatedv
    @caffeinatedv 2 года назад +76

    no but when i first watched this film and bella said that "nobody has ever loved anybody as much as i love you" line I WAS DECEASED I THOUGHT IT WAS PURE POETRY greatest LOVE Story ever written

  • @xerces444
    @xerces444 2 года назад +142

    twilight drinking game: drink every time you want to die

    • @kinga3731
      @kinga3731 2 года назад +10

      Bella's drunk af

    • @beansnj776
      @beansnj776 2 года назад

      By the end you’ll be so drunk you will die of alcohol poisoning

  • @vaalsol
    @vaalsol 2 года назад +28

    this totally gives "i have a flight tomorrow and i have NOT packed" energy and we love you for that like THE DEDICATION

  • @rutendomuza395
    @rutendomuza395 2 года назад +164

    Mike you're simultaneously saving my life and ruining it. I convulse in literal chaos at ur videos thank you for honouring your commitment to these movies😭 your energy in this is OUTSTANDING

    • @michellemorales3344
      @michellemorales3344 2 года назад +3

      This comment takes the cake 😂 the accuracy

    • @lksparrow
      @lksparrow 2 года назад +2

      Ikr, his energy was so feral! I am currently crying laughing at his random ass dog snarl at 2:06

  • @anner2914
    @anner2914 2 года назад +15

    This triggered a memory DEEP inside me - Part 2 came out right around my birthday and one of my friends gifted me two tickets to the movie (so nice of her!!!). I was very excited, but then another friend asked me to go to the premiere with her and I said yes, deciding that I would just pretend that I hadn't seen it when I went with the first friend. I remember watching Alice's vision unfold and being like "oh shit, there's no way I can fake this reaction when watching it the second time..." and I ABSOLUTELY couldn't!!! Teenage me was truly a flop!

  • @knowehme
    @knowehme 2 года назад +73

    when mike mics, i watch. doesn't matter if i'm in the middle of watching something else, i will switch the channel.

  • @Vin.i
    @Vin.i 2 года назад +73

    That gay porn scene with Charlie and Jacob in the woods lives rent free in my brain ever since I first watched it, it's like it's straight out of a gay erotica, and you just know that moment did something for the young gays still figuring themselves out because it did for me lol

  • @bettyreads222
    @bettyreads222 2 года назад +12

    "Bellalations 13,09" lmaoo this commentary is iconic.

  • @Lilstabu
    @Lilstabu 2 года назад +134

    Chuckesmee has the large forward facing eyes of a predator, I believe she would win in a fight between the two. 1✨

    • @goodpeople25
      @goodpeople25 2 года назад

      That might mean the opposite in the poorly written and researched twilightverse. Vampires are predators and are hyped up as such yet have the reaction to danger that prey would have.

  • @candicenicole_
    @candicenicole_ 2 года назад +84

    Naur but Mike’s energy in this video is off the charts 😭😭😭😭 it’s giving vampire speed

  • @theinfantmetroid
    @theinfantmetroid 2 года назад +44

    Loved the immediate"'ELLO SISTAH" jumpscare

  • @Coldbloodedkri
    @Coldbloodedkri 2 года назад +72

    Dude that fight scene was EPIC in theatres. I watched the movie twice , once with my best friend at the time an then with my brother. The fight scene made my bro cry cause he thought it was real. Then when it was revealed that the fight was vision, the loud WHAT an WHAT THE F was hilarious 🤟 honestly this was a grand time, everybody loved twilight then hated it lmao

  • @lynlix1086
    @lynlix1086 2 года назад +11

    I think its not in the movie but in the book Jacob is not a werewolf. He's a wolf shifter and they have a whole discussion about that in the field to justify the Cullens contact with them. Also I just love the distinction between werewolf and wolf shifter. Truly one of the plot twist they missed out on

  • @dehante
    @dehante 2 года назад +85

    omg he returned when we needed him most 🤩 and he did so fashionably

  • @funty420
    @funty420 2 года назад +9

    2:30 Bella was in her Bram Stoker bag for this stunt. Absolutely iconic and true to the originator of the source material. Sleigh. Big sleigh

  • @emsilva1
    @emsilva1 2 года назад +7

    “this scriptural reading from Bellalations 13:09” I absolutely fucking adore you

  • @itsnlee
    @itsnlee 2 года назад +8

    For the sake of my wellbeing I've not seen anything beyond the first film but I choked at the end. Can you imagine your possessive love interest dating your daughter at the end. That's a whole level of messed up.

  • @CooperE.
    @CooperE. 2 года назад +15

    Slay sis. Those glasses are fire. Also please upload the soundless video too. I need it. Imagine the chaos of a MMCU video with only the ICONIC body language of mike would be amazing.

  • @lysmoriarty6818
    @lysmoriarty6818 2 года назад +4

    "there is nary a rope attached to his body" made me cackle omfg

  • @drew2510
    @drew2510 2 года назад +6

    Omg I just noticed Edward's little smirk at 5:30 when Bella is screaming at Jacob lololol

  • @emmabruh
    @emmabruh 2 года назад +8

    This video has the same energy as me and my friends rewatching this movie recently being absolutely sleep deprived and basically just crying from laughter Ruhe entire time
    The Loch Ness monster line literally took me out, I had totally forgotten that

  • @elly1624
    @elly1624 2 года назад +15

    This is the single most feral fucking video on your channel and i have only been living and breathing for 22 years for the pure purpose of being here, in this moment, to witness it.

  • @LavenderLinguist
    @LavenderLinguist 2 года назад +10

    "Throw That Ass In A Circle" guest appearance for all the girlies who have been here way too long

  • @Hannahgs
    @Hannahgs 2 года назад +9

    I got to see the midnight premiere of this movie, it was the most insane movie experience Ive ever had. People were SCREAMING and crying and pacing up and down the aisles, throwing shit at the screen. Then when the reveal happened, absolute shock I have never felt so much tension in a room. It was amazing.

  • @DP-nl1dy
    @DP-nl1dy 2 года назад +4

    pure chaos seeping thorough my screen & I love it

  • @annastephens8189
    @annastephens8189 2 года назад +10

    Mike I literally had to exit this video and leave for watch later at merely 2:43mins in. Every line was so gold I couldn't not giggle profusely in a silent library I might've pissed off the gurls I'll be back l8r xx

  • @deanthebebe
    @deanthebebe 2 года назад +4

    The scream i SCRUMPT when i saw this in my reccomended I BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE TURN IT UPPPP

  • @Barbs518
    @Barbs518 2 года назад +157

    I clicked on this SO FAST, I'm so excited 🤣
    Update: Was EVEN BETTER than I was hoping, my God this video is ✨

  • @laylakindafruity
    @laylakindafruity 2 месяца назад +2

    3:32 I’ve actually seen it at the forks museum. You have to bid her goodbye or she will haunt you.

  • @TaurusWitch29
    @TaurusWitch29 Год назад +3

    3:40 chuckesme! 😂
    Omg i laughed so loud and so much during this video, like every 20 seconds i was cackling. And im waking up my daughter on accident because i keep trying to be quiet but i keep making these weird snorting noises 😂

  • @maia_gaia
    @maia_gaia 2 года назад +77

    I remember reading these books in middle school, getting to Jacob imprinting on Renesme, and going "wait one fucking minute. This nasty ass" can't believe a full grown woman wrote that 🤢 the Mormonism jumped out

    • @thatpeskyrat
      @thatpeskyrat Год назад

      what does pedophilia have to do with mormonism 💀

    • @sseraphim2818
      @sseraphim2818 7 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@thatpeskyratBecause in Mormonism they often groom young girls to get married to men that are much older than them

  • @kaepiper
    @kaepiper 2 года назад +71

    never forget
    my mom and i went to see a twilight marathon building up to this movie on a school night
    i wish they’d do stuff like that again 😭

  • @muggle4real
    @muggle4real 15 дней назад +1

    "What in the polar express-" I can't 😭😭😭

  • @pinkdarkman
    @pinkdarkman Год назад +4

    I can't wait for the sequel about Nessie and Jacob where Nessie goes through half vampire puberty and realizes she's only attracted to girls and Jacob just has to deal with it and find himself a new baby to groom.

  • @angiestalesfromwales1590
    @angiestalesfromwales1590 2 года назад +4

    the way im watching this and the children in my neighbourhood are outside screeching really adds to the vibe and chaos of breaking dawn part 2

  • @ronjakunckel7814
    @ronjakunckel7814 2 года назад +21

    Honestly haven’t laughed at a video this much in a long time, thank you mike. big slay

  • @laurenelizabeth3146
    @laurenelizabeth3146 2 года назад +3

    I come here for the phrases that I'll be using for the next month and a half
    e.g: "Bella is throwing several an elbow around."

  • @lilcornshuck7770
    @lilcornshuck7770 2 года назад +5

    i saw this movie at a midnight screening premiere and there’s no way to describe the iconic energy in there. when the fight scene started at the end… the girls were not having it

  • @rebmichelle
    @rebmichelle Год назад +2

    Renesmee's face + "you could back up a little bit" at 5:07 is literally my reaction to this entire movie

  • @alilaro
    @alilaro 2 года назад +9

    Michael Sheen in this movie is LITERALLY the reason I have mental illness.

    • @amelia3146
      @amelia3146 2 года назад +2

      PLEASE this is so funny

  • @please_im_a_staaar
    @please_im_a_staaar Год назад +5

    I love how every single commentator on RUclips think that those two witness vampires who called Volturi "Italian scum" are Russians simply because they have a similar accent. They are from Romania because they wanted to play on the whole "Transylvanian vampire" stereotype thing.

    • @pink_river
      @pink_river Год назад

      wanted to say exactly this, please stop calling my boys stefan and vlad russian or you might be the next scum they're after lol

  • @zaaids
    @zaaids 2 года назад +5

    I got high and I thought of watching something mellow because Mike has a calming tone but man I did not know I was going to crack up so much. Love this channel

  • @MeglynLad
    @MeglynLad 15 дней назад +1

    This video made me laugh so hard. I plan to watch it again in a year or so and laugh again.