Twilight Breaking Dawn Part 1 is.....DIABOLICAL

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  • @NosebleeddeGroselha
    @NosebleeddeGroselha Год назад +1448

    Bella dreaming she had sex and waking up crying cause she didn’t is still the funniest shit I’ve ever seen and nothing managed to top it off ever since this movie was released

    • @bosses9820
      @bosses9820 Год назад +42

      me honestly 😞😂

    • @taintedqueen2087
      @taintedqueen2087 9 месяцев назад +27

      RELATABLE

    • @biggestastiest
      @biggestastiest 5 месяцев назад +39

      unfortunately this was bella swan's peak of being a relatable protag for me

    • @karmAnonymous
      @karmAnonymous 3 месяца назад +4

      @@bosses9820 I was JUST about to shamelessly come & say the same thing 👀💀😂

    • @karmAnonymous
      @karmAnonymous 3 месяца назад +2

      @@biggestastiest for real 😂🤐 in total agreance lol

  • @AK-no3yr
    @AK-no3yr 2 года назад +6855

    Renaynay’s existence is literally another reason why this should be a horror movie

    • @jocelynschneider4172
      @jocelynschneider4172 2 года назад +197

      renaynay is so funny

    • @bethanyblonder
      @bethanyblonder 2 года назад +335

      watch me whip, watch me renaenae

    • @n0tgabs
      @n0tgabs 2 года назад +81

      You comment imply this movie isn't absolute horror

    • @user-zo8nl9be5l
      @user-zo8nl9be5l 2 года назад +168

      Reneslay

    • @doim8455
      @doim8455 2 года назад +26

      Thank you everyone 👏👏 great thread. Good stuff. Awesome.

  • @AmethystEyes
    @AmethystEyes 2 года назад +3274

    “Don’t have sex, you will get pregnant and die.” -Mean Girls
    But oh boy, did Stephanie Meyer take that one to heart!

    • @camille1324
      @camille1324 2 года назад +165

      It’s the Mormonism lol

    • @mxmagpie7037
      @mxmagpie7037 2 года назад +97

      Oh yeah isn't she incredibly "pro-life" and anti-sex-outside-marriage and all that? It shows.

    • @AmethystEyes
      @AmethystEyes Год назад +8

      @@mxmagpie7037 yes

    • @KaylaNoelle1
      @KaylaNoelle1 Год назад +66

      It drives me up the wall because Resume is growing at an accelerated rate all they needed to do was have a nice calm C-section like 2 months in. She would have been FINE as a preemie and Carlisle would have had no problem borrowing an incubator. Bella literally only would have needed to be pregnant for 2 months or less that's IDEAL. Then Rosalie could sit there and stare through the incubator like a freak until her niece is done cooking. It would have been great!

    • @twit9129
      @twit9129 Год назад +24

      @@KaylaNoelle1 then they wouldn't be able to do the whole "YOU IMPRINTED ON MY DAUGHTER??" part.

  • @dededeedles
    @dededeedles 2 года назад +885

    Bella snapping her spine when going into labor is still the funniest movie scene in existence. If adults want teenagers to use protection, show them that scene.

    • @indieoregano
      @indieoregano 5 месяцев назад +22

      That baby had it OUT for her

  • @emmajohnston343
    @emmajohnston343 2 года назад +5638

    "Bella's about to go into SLAYBOUR" had me weak

  • @Kayboo730
    @Kayboo730 2 года назад +4044

    Im team Charlie I want a movie focused on him: a small town police chief finding out his bestie is a werewolf and the town doctor is a vampire. That’s all I need

    • @vito-kq1lf
      @vito-kq1lf 2 года назад +426

      sounds like a gay romcom I'm in

    • @Kayboo730
      @Kayboo730 2 года назад +48

      @@vito-kq1lf YESSSSSS

    • @karly.asshhh
      @karly.asshhh 2 года назад +170

      Tell me I'm not the only one that shipped Charlie x Carlisle 😭

    • @espifreak
      @espifreak 2 года назад +24

      That's just good shit.

    • @abbylange022
      @abbylange022 2 года назад +48

      Oh I’m sure there’s a fan fic out there for ya 😏

  • @aleishabailey5104
    @aleishabailey5104 2 года назад +1133

    my toxic trait was fully believing Renesmee was a cute name and even putting it on my list of future baby names... I should be locked up for my crimes against humanity and I would like to formally apologise to the world for this display of my misguided morals

    • @pearlngozi2818
      @pearlngozi2818 2 года назад +90

      Don't sweat it, babes. I, on the other hand, still believe it's a cute name.

    • @kpkp3321
      @kpkp3321 2 года назад +86

      @@pearlngozi2818 -jail 😭✋🏼

    • @aleishabailey5104
      @aleishabailey5104 2 года назад +43

      @@pearlngozi2818 we all have toxic traits hahah

    • @pearlngozi2818
      @pearlngozi2818 2 года назад +13

      @@kpkp3321 Naur

    • @doityourselfbombs
      @doityourselfbombs 2 года назад +36

      I fr thought it was like a vintage name or smth

  • @clpasztor
    @clpasztor Год назад +86

    The babie’s name should have been CARLIE. Charlie and Carlisle, two characters that ACTUALLY MATTERED TO ANY OF THE PLOT.

    • @andreagriffiths3512
      @andreagriffiths3512 3 месяца назад +6

      And it sounds so much nicer! Carli Renee Esme Cullen might be a bit long and clunky but still better than Renesmee

    • @corneliastreets
      @corneliastreets 2 месяца назад +4

      If I remember correctly, they named her Renesmee Carlie Cullen. I feel like she would’ve MUCH preferred going by Carlie than Renesmee or Nessie.

    • @nviz47
      @nviz47 6 дней назад

      Or if she had to do two Mum's names, make the name Remi (usually a boys name iirc, but it works) and Carli works, yes! Or hm, Charlize ? 👀 Is that too far away from Charlie and Carlisle?

  • @rat2534
    @rat2534 2 года назад +2001

    i’ve recently discovered that in the monster high universe instead of ladies and gentlemen people say slaydies and gentlemonsters and i think mike should incorporate that into his daily vocabulary

  • @agentstache135
    @agentstache135 2 года назад +10123

    You can tell that “diabolical” was on Mike’s word of the day calendar today

    • @1DMapler18
      @1DMapler18 2 года назад +204

      he filled that quota 10 times over 💀💀💀

    • @elianah9610
      @elianah9610 2 года назад +463

      In the Glee deep dive it was definitely “feral” 😂

    • @fresa9720
      @fresa9720 2 года назад +307

      @@elianah9610 for pll it was "menace" 😭

    • @grymmsnarl8565
      @grymmsnarl8565 2 года назад +203

      @@fresa9720 don't forget 'crusty' 😭

    • @hayzee5805
      @hayzee5805 2 года назад +34

      last videos was “feral” i literally laughed every time

  • @heatherchandler5243
    @heatherchandler5243 2 года назад +769

    Reading the birth scene gave me nightmares so I can tell you for a fact that the reason Edward is biting her stomach is because the placenta is basically vampire skin (which is described as being as hard as diamonds) and the only thing that can break it is vampire/werewolf teeth so he has to bite through it in order to get Rasputin out. Stephanie Myers needs to pay for my therapy x

    • @doormat6507
      @doormat6507 2 года назад +120

      Rasputin lmfao 💀

    • @ASCUMM011
      @ASCUMM011 2 года назад +66

      Not Rasputin 💀 😂😂😂😂

    • @rebeccanater
      @rebeccanater 2 года назад +35

      I have to give ms meyer snaps for making me dry heave just from reading words.

    • @mollybrown8361
      @mollybrown8361 2 года назад +36

      RASPUTIN IM SCREAMING

    • @madelineroberts4693
      @madelineroberts4693 Год назад +19

      It's the amniotic sac. The placenta is separate, does not surround the baby, and you have to "birth" it AFTER birthing the baby.

  • @EAHanks
    @EAHanks 2 года назад +650

    I never get bored of telling people that Edward gives Bella a c-section with his mouth -- he EATS a baby out of her, and the whole love triangle was because Jacob was confusing his UNDYING LOVE for an unborn child for its mother, Bella. Iconic.

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 2 года назад +1

      Not iconic...
      DIABOLICAL! Jail! Polees!

    • @combat_chameleon
      @combat_chameleon 2 года назад +65

      jail, hun

    • @mxmagpie7037
      @mxmagpie7037 2 года назад +26

      Oh god I forgot about the Jacob falling in love with the baby bit. The implications...

    • @psychomaia
      @psychomaia Год назад +15

      And we all just accepted a grown ass vampire man being in love with a baby as a happy ending???

    • @cloverz3
      @cloverz3 Год назад +18

      @@psychomaia i think you meant werewolf, but at least you got the spirit hun

  • @blackquills27
    @blackquills27 2 года назад +2051

    the way i fell for the chess bit so genuinely. i thought bella and edward’s chess rivalry was some side plot i had completely missed

    • @speeeee35
      @speeeee35 2 года назад +342

      That’s actually in the book too 😂 every time she wants to have sex he forces her to play chess 😂

    • @bassymichaelis2244
      @bassymichaelis2244 2 года назад +76

      @@speeeee35 i keep forgetting there were books...

    • @satarupagingerkolay
      @satarupagingerkolay 2 года назад +72

      Why am I now invested in this story? Canon or not, it kind of volcanically and tectonically topped the charts.

    • @annabeatrizzimmermann7708
      @annabeatrizzimmermann7708 2 года назад +41

      @@speeeee35 omg yes lmao this whole plot being sex deprivation for a bit i cant

  • @H.annahPaige
    @H.annahPaige 2 года назад +5497

    can’t believe mike missed the opportunity to say bloody mary when talking about blood cocktails

    • @emmabobemma5
      @emmabobemma5 2 года назад +107

      i was talking to the screen

    • @dani96539
      @dani96539 2 года назад +123

      @@emmabobemma5 I was YELLING at the screen hahaha

    • @mikesmic
      @mikesmic  2 года назад +1172

      It was too obvious bestie xx

    • @urieldaboamorte
      @urieldaboamorte 2 года назад +302

      @@mikesmic he said you basic hannah

    • @sophieshiels8344
      @sophieshiels8344 2 года назад +31

      bella's middle name is mary too

  • @shelbydan
    @shelbydan 2 года назад +372

    okay i can explain the rancid naming of anti-abortion baby! basically in the mormon church, there’s a ceremony where you announce your new baby’s name in front of everyone and it’s a super big deal. well when there’s so much emphasis on your baby’s name, they start trying to one up each other in uniqueness (but also confirming to mormon naming conventions). that’s how we get a trillion different ways to spell kaylee/kayleigh/kayley/ ect.. then girls start to pick baby names as kids and feeling betrayed when your friend steals YOUR name! so names get weird and made-up. if you have time you should definitely look up mormon naming trends.
    anyways ms. author mam stephanie is mormon.

    • @ghostfriendo
      @ghostfriendo 2 года назад +39

      whats even better is her name is spelled differently too lmaooo "stephenie" with an e is VERY unique lollll

    • @hkatejandgrace
      @hkatejandgrace 2 года назад +4

      Hm interesting. From my perspective it’s pretty similar to baby baptisms elsewhere? I didn’t ever connect any competition to it, but I also don’t live in Utah

    • @dommiesgrl
      @dommiesgrl 2 года назад +10

      I don't get why this is so scathing when this "hot take" is really just describing the kind of things that most Christian white people do. Other religions might christen babies, where Mormons have a similar deal but they just do baby blessings instead of baptisms, since they believe children don't need to be baptized until later. As for the naming conventions, it can sometimes be borne of one-upmanship, sure, but it's probably more likely that they just want to feel like their child is special & unique & precious, which is the primary reason for anyone to give their child a weird ass name.
      Source: I grew up amongst tons of traditional conservative religious white people including Mormons

    • @shelbydan
      @shelbydan 2 года назад +12

      @@dommiesgrl yea i agree with like all of that lol what i commented was just off the top of my head what i could remember reading about. there’s tons of articles and posts on various social media websites (twitter and tumblr mostly) with first hand accounts from ex mormons that i read at some point. i grew up southern baptist in mississippi and we all picked out our baby names in elementary school for fun so that aspect isn’t unique to mormons but i think the intensity is. they usually have pretty big families and there are only so many names to go around. of course everyone believes their baby is unique and special and they want their name to reflect that. that gets hard when you’ve got a handful of sisters plus cousins plus maybe your aunts if they’re still having babies. so of course names start getting weird!
      about the naming ceremony! for christians, a baby’s baptism is just them telling everyone “hey we’re gonna raise this baby *whatever denomination/flavor they are*” plus it’s seen as a blessing so that’s nice. with the mormon naming ceremony, they’re announcing their baby’s holy(?) name. i’m not sure how to word it properly but it’s kinda like their god given name. so there is much more emphasis on the name. the revealing of the name turns into a big deal once you factor in that a lot of the time, this is probably a rare change to be in the spotlight for these women.
      to tie it back to twilight lol bella kinda has a spotlight moment when she reveals her baby’s name! it’s not a whole ceremony but stephanie gives a lot of attention and explanation to the name renesme

    • @helenas7605
      @helenas7605 2 года назад +2

      That's really interesting, thanks for explaining!

  • @cascabels
    @cascabels 2 года назад +534

    Everything makes SO much more sense when you know SMeyer is LDS. Immediate marriage. Immediate children. Giving the children bizarre names. The vampires might as well have drank diet coke with coffee creamer instead of blood.

    • @Amsayy
      @Amsayy 2 года назад +60

      I need to know what the Diet Coke with coffee creamer means I'm horrified

    • @grunki_7314
      @grunki_7314 2 года назад +38

      @@Amsayy it’s a drink called dirty soda

    • @reesesbeanses
      @reesesbeanses 2 года назад +6

      that just sounds like a janky Italian soda

    • @0denku0
      @0denku0 Год назад +8

      What's LDS

    • @sarahruiz1869
      @sarahruiz1869 Год назад +13

      @@0denku0 Mormons

  • @ra3mme
    @ra3mme 2 года назад +4178

    Michelangelo talking shit about the ocean while wearing a nautical sweater is truly the peak definition of this channel

    • @maren03
      @maren03 2 года назад +141

      Wait until he finds out he lives on an island..

    • @hannahnicole2380
      @hannahnicole2380 2 года назад +24

      @@maren03 Australia’s a continent, not an island (and the ocean is the least of your worries)

    • @nishie.e
      @nishie.e 2 года назад +88

      @@hannahnicole2380 I mean it is kind of an island...

    • @orangeants
      @orangeants 2 года назад +42

      @@hannahnicole2380 it's both, islands and continents are social constructs anyway, people classify it as an island too

    • @sylvy16
      @sylvy16 Год назад +1

      @@hannahnicole2380 but australia the continent is made up of many island countries like australia, new zealand etc.

  • @irgendwoaunid4048
    @irgendwoaunid4048 2 года назад +776

    Can't believe he didn't comment on the scene where Charlie says "you need something old at your wedding, besides your mother" like that was such an unexpected shot from my introverted king.

    • @RaphaelleLD
      @RaphaelleLD 2 года назад +80

      Charlie chose violence 🤠

    • @sylvy16
      @sylvy16 Год назад +30

      the funny part is that edward is older than her mum. like how much older do you want

  • @cheedee13
    @cheedee13 2 года назад +90

    I still love how Mike says "naur" on top of his already Australian accent

  • @Turner_Strait
    @Turner_Strait 2 года назад +166

    I think it was Dominic Noble who said that Meyer is accidentally a great horror writer. This whole pregnancy/birthing business is emblematic of that

  • @edaj1990
    @edaj1990 2 года назад +1340

    Idk why but I can’t get over the fact that it was Jacobs idea that Bella needed blood not Dr Carlisle.

    • @annabeatrizzimmermann7708
      @annabeatrizzimmermann7708 2 года назад +81

      it was ironic if i remember
      he was in his head going like "omg we should give blood to this baby monster or whatever" and Eddie caught onto that and went full lets make it happen

    • @chloe5275
      @chloe5275 2 года назад +70

      Above comment is correct, the cullens were talking about how normal food wasn't sustaining bella/the baby so her body was deteriorating, and it was just a snarky thought of Jacob's along the lines of "food's probably not working bc it's a bloodthirsty monster"
      Sincerely,
      Regrettably former twilight series Stan 😅

  • @rosyreverie
    @rosyreverie 2 года назад +1778

    I will never understand why they had Bella *drink* blood when they could have just given her a blood transfusion. Carlisle needs his doctor license revoked ASAP.

    • @ia490
      @ia490 2 года назад

      Can you get nutrition from a transfusion though? The whole reason they had her drink blood was she couldn't eat anything and was starting to become malnourished because renaissance was stealing everything from her body lol.

    • @EbereMenye
      @EbereMenye 2 года назад +72

      She liked the taste!!! 😂😂😂

    • @florencia741
      @florencia741 2 года назад +53

      Yeah and the baby needed to feed so it was a direct way (i just thought of a whole biological explanasion until I remebered its fiction LOL)

    • @minercrafter8736
      @minercrafter8736 2 года назад

      Because it might not be compatible with her blood and she can die. Eating it filters it out and can pass thru the placenta to the actual blood sucking thing in her

    • @jimbo_1
      @jimbo_1 2 года назад +101

      Yep in the book they decided drinking would be fastest. Pretty sure it isn't the fastest method from like a medical standpoint but that was their logic

  • @3bellam
    @3bellam 2 года назад +222

    I honestly believe the only reason anyone gave into Bella's GOD-AWFUL baby names was because they felt bad for her. If I was Edward, I would have vetoed those names SO QUICK.

  • @h00dles33
    @h00dles33 2 года назад +187

    I can distinctly remember that in the books, the reason why Edward had to bite Bella’s stomach/vag apart is because the vampire baby had an extra strong vampire amniotic sac that wasn’t going to break unless Edward literally broke it with his vampire teeth.

    • @missserenity1090
      @missserenity1090 2 года назад +48

      Wtf was going through Stephanie Meyer’s head?

    • @chloe5275
      @chloe5275 2 года назад +3

      This is true however it has nothing to do with either the stomach or the vag 😅

    • @chesiresays
      @chesiresays 2 года назад +1

      Absolutely not.

  • @butterflysocks1
    @butterflysocks1 2 года назад +3123

    hey bestie, to humbly explain the rancid C-section via biting - the like, baby sac (?) that a baby comes in inside the womb, was actually made of vampire skin and so the scalpel couldn’t go through it, and as we’ve learned via James and Vicky’s death, the only things strong enough to pierce vamp skin is vamp teeth. Hence Eddie biting his way through the sac to get the baby out 💅🏻

    • @kirstie6156
      @kirstie6156 2 года назад +671

      ty for that humble explanation - i, too, was confused but now i can live happily with an understanding about that rancid af c-section

    • @sam-sv2hl
      @sam-sv2hl 2 года назад

      iz called an amniotic sac luv xx

    • @rockcriedout7679
      @rockcriedout7679 2 года назад +78

      VICKY AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @rosyreverie
      @rosyreverie 2 года назад +112

      The baby sac you are referring to is indeed called the placenta lmao

    • @definitelynotashark1799
      @definitelynotashark1799 2 года назад +462

      @@rosyreverie the placenta is basically the human version of egg yolk. It does not encase the fetus. It's what's called the afterbirth in animals.
      The baby sac is called the amniotic sac and is what naturally ruptures when the water breaks. It contains the fetus, the "water", and some other shit. It's like the outer membrane of an egg. (ETA) The placenta lies outside of the amniotic sac and covers parts of it (limited space and all), but does not encase it. It kinda resembles a spleen (which again resembles a wet bag of oatmeal) and is connected to the uterine lining.

  • @Wortmanolivia
    @Wortmanolivia 2 года назад +1984

    Every twilight movie is a core memory in my life. I remember exactly where I was when I watched all of them

    • @hystericalAnarchy
      @hystericalAnarchy 2 года назад +41

      Scarily same. I didn’t even realize it until I read this

    • @benamisai-kham5892
      @benamisai-kham5892 2 года назад +18

      Same, I can remember each time my friend would invite me to watch with her. They're so impressioned into my mind

    • @existentialbread8703
      @existentialbread8703 2 года назад +12

      Bruh one of my Twilight core memories when Eclipse came out and I was so young at the time I didn't know how to pronounce "saga" and I was at the movie theatre said out loud to my mum "it's the twilight 'say-ga'!!" And my mum responds "...um, it's 'sah-gah'" when I tell you my soul left my body.... It was the confidence in which I said "say-ga" in front of everybody that still haunts me to this day.....

    • @noreaeron
      @noreaeron 2 года назад +7

      Watched it with my grandpa in the theatre, core trauma

    • @elleclarisse
      @elleclarisse 2 года назад +1

      i snorted so loud 😭😭😭

  • @reesaspieces86
    @reesaspieces86 2 года назад +102

    Mike: “I don’t do boats.”
    Also Mike: *wears sweater with sailboat*

  • @MegaLeelee96
    @MegaLeelee96 2 года назад +126

    Hi yes I need everyone to know that this pregnancy lasted literally 2 weeks. Bella knew she was pregnant for 10 days and if that isn’t diabolical I don’t know what is

  • @sarasthoughts
    @sarasthoughts 2 года назад +581

    Bella literally said no to the proposal the first like 10 times LMAO she wasn't excited babe she is a child of divorce PAY ATTENTION TO THE LOOOORE

  • @raindropchopchop
    @raindropchopchop 2 года назад +2227

    this movie truly traumatized me as a child into never wanting to have kids

    • @eonid3343
      @eonid3343 2 года назад +55

      Congrats!

    • @tunafish5462
      @tunafish5462 2 года назад +40

      Yeah bro and the fact that I watched it when I was 13 cuz my friend told me that she watchs twilight with her mum all the time and that it's one of their favourite movies or smth (made me think it was pg13). Miss girl how tf do you watch TWILIGHT WITH YOUR MUM!? specially this one with the honeymoon stuff!?

    • @KingOfGaymes
      @KingOfGaymes 2 года назад +43

      Congrats on saving that money and all the free time ✨💅

    • @mxmagpie7037
      @mxmagpie7037 2 года назад +12

      Good, no one talks about how grotesque and awful it actually is :D

    • @BabyGirlTiny
      @BabyGirlTiny Год назад

      That’s sad.

  • @jessicacarter5822
    @jessicacarter5822 Год назад +12

    i cant with the fact bella told edward she needed a few minutes before going out to swim with him in the ocean.. and she just straight up showers, shaves, brushes her teeth, considers lingerie like... that would take me 2 hours

  • @jjfrank
    @jjfrank 2 года назад +46

    Mike calling Bella's dress a chrome sink makes zero sense but also perfect sense.

  • @dehante
    @dehante 2 года назад +1581

    when the world needed him most, he returned

  • @M.ODonnell
    @M.ODonnell 2 года назад +836

    Mike is a wordsmith. Edward biting Bella = “Okay, PIRANHA.” 😂

  • @KingOfGaymes
    @KingOfGaymes 2 года назад +122

    Her getting pregnant instantly is hilarious to me 💀 like they just couldn’t wait they had to get it done cuz there wasn’t any other plot line
    The imprinting is super creepy idk how someone wrote that
    Also she looks terrifying while pregnant, this movie probably contributed to many having tokophobia

    • @monochromatic_melodramatic
      @monochromatic_melodramatic 2 года назад +21

      Right??? Its so weird. Initially they kept Jacob's character because they liked him but by the end of it to appease fans she gave Jacob Bella's daughter as a consolation prize so neither teams from the love triangle would be too mad????? Truly DIABOLICAL

  • @EU33
    @EU33 2 года назад +26

    bestie, speaking of Lost. I'd sell my soul for an unhinged recap of THAT iconic rollercoaster of a show xxxx

    • @daisyconnock8776
      @daisyconnock8776 2 года назад

      i would also sell my soul this NEEDS TO HAPPEN xxx

  • @angryanon6999
    @angryanon6999 2 года назад +826

    Every “Naur” that Mike drops makes me laugh so hard

    • @rockcriedout7679
      @rockcriedout7679 2 года назад +13

      The way he got the spelling of it so instinctively Brava my man Brava

    • @yohomie4098
      @yohomie4098 2 года назад +6

      Mike drops

  • @IWillBeHers
    @IWillBeHers 2 года назад +613

    Fact: Jacob narrates the birthing in the book and it’s glorious.

    • @rockcriedout7679
      @rockcriedout7679 2 года назад +74

      It was pure writing genius bravo Stephanie well done on that one I'll give ya that

    • @ForeverFashionGirl21
      @ForeverFashionGirl21 2 года назад +4

      What is his narration like?

    • @IWillBeHers
      @IWillBeHers 2 года назад +98

      @@ForeverFashionGirl21 very moody (he literally says things like “life sucks and then you die”) and angst. Lots of bitching about the Cullens and yes, the telepathic wolf conversations are there too.

    • @beebeevids6851
      @beebeevids6851 2 года назад +43

      The last person that should be narrating that baby’s birth 🤣

    • @IWillBeHers
      @IWillBeHers 2 года назад +21

      @@beebeevids6851 Bella narrates everything else but considering she kinda does in childbirth, it makes sense to switch here. But they couldn’t have gotten one of the Cullens?

  • @proboffensive
    @proboffensive 2 года назад +67

    my fav scene of this DIABOLICAL movie didn’t make it into the final cut and it was rosalie giving jacob food in a dog bowl. now that raises a question i’ve never had before: can werewolfs have a puppy play kink?

    • @ia490
      @ia490 2 года назад +7

      stop 💀

    • @ChickenMaster610
      @ChickenMaster610 Месяц назад

      It's been a year but yeah no let's explore this

  • @throughcolouredglasses9300
    @throughcolouredglasses9300 2 года назад +9

    Extra horror dlc about that birth and Edward biting Bella open:
    Bella is like the only person that ever ""lived"" through it bc the Cullens worked so hard for it. Every other half vampire ATE IT'S WAY OUT OF THE MOTHER. Since vampire teeth are the only thing to break the amniotic sac and all. I repeat, if not for Edward stepping up, the BABY would have EATEN IT'S WAY OUT OF BELLA.

  • @HoDoBoDo
    @HoDoBoDo 2 года назад +327

    I still don't understand the CGI baby till this day. They also originally planned for it to be an animatronic doll... "chuckneseme"...

    • @abacustomss
      @abacustomss 2 года назад +40

      Renescheese

    • @bassymichaelis2244
      @bassymichaelis2244 2 года назад +28

      Dr: chucknesme isn't real, she can't hurt you
      Chucknesme:

    • @apet6752
      @apet6752 2 года назад +15

      i suppose they were on a tight schedule and since they only decided against the hideous doll baby last minute they had to just deepfake the baby's face 😂
      Her look only gets worse as she's supposed to grow super fast so deepfaking the same actress (

    • @HoDoBoDo
      @HoDoBoDo 2 года назад +12

      @@apet6752 You know what they could've done lmao...they could've just got a baby for a couple of seconds for a scene without all of this nonsense XD.

    • @apet6752
      @apet6752 2 года назад +6

      @@HoDoBoDo yeah i honestly don't know why they didn't. How did they decide a robot doll was gonna be better in the first place that's clown behavior

  • @lpaige3705
    @lpaige3705 2 года назад +325

    imagine if he did an Unhinged Recap of Riverdale…. it would never end…. but i would love it

    • @sammanthaafreyy
      @sammanthaafreyy 2 года назад +2

      this comment needs more likes if he doesnt do this i will kms

    • @ioanamarin3242
      @ioanamarin3242 2 года назад

      I NEED IT

    • @holly289
      @holly289 2 года назад +3

      PLS THAT WOULD BE SO CHAOTIC

    • @shadowldrago
      @shadowldrago 2 года назад +4

      I don't think his sanity would be able to stand it.

    • @TiredLex
      @TiredLex 2 года назад +2

      @@shadowldrago he got through both glee and pll he can def handle Riverdale lol

  • @pafke
    @pafke 2 года назад +5

    ‘at least then I’ll be able to k-word ed-word’ 8:13

  • @Bogfrog1
    @Bogfrog1 2 года назад +25

    Fun fact: Renesmay was supposed to be an animatronic, but was so scary looking that they chose to use CGI

  • @golflefleur887
    @golflefleur887 2 года назад +606

    Fun fact: This movie, including the entire birthing scene, was released in Quebec with a PG rating. Which means that literally anyone, including young kids, could see it. So yeah.

    • @tonichan89
      @tonichan89 2 года назад +120

      DIABOLICAL

    • @kidawesomeness123
      @kidawesomeness123 2 года назад +119

      are the kids in quebec okay???

    • @beldinlov13
      @beldinlov13 2 года назад +60

      Same in Indonesia, I was 14, with my entire family, watching this in the freaking cinema. Mind you my siblings were like 10 & 12. THE WORST PICK YOU COULD EVER HAVE TO WATCH WITH YOUR PARENTS.

    • @nik-wp4pc
      @nik-wp4pc 2 года назад +43

      the kids in quebec are not okay

    • @emaza3746
      @emaza3746 2 года назад +27

      wasn't this a general worldwide thing? i'm from europe and me and my friends were literally 12 when we went to the cinema to see it lmao

  • @nataliebriggs7444
    @nataliebriggs7444 2 года назад +95

    no because literally one time i watched this movie and once she broke her back i got so queasy that i felt like i was gonna vomit so i went to the bathroom and then i passed out and hit my head on the tile floor and i was mildly concussed for a week

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh 2 года назад +28

      No this is valid this is the only logical reaction to that scene it was absolutely cursed

    • @amelia3146
      @amelia3146 2 года назад +6

      literally same??? the crack sound made me so nauseous that i left for the bathroom & ended up passing out into the stall door and onto the tile floor
      now i have a fake tooth lol
      all bc that scene horrified me so much

  • @maria_____.
    @maria_____. 2 года назад +16

    Cannot believe you left out the part where Edward tells Jacob he has to convince Bella to abort the baby and have a child with him instead. Which would've made him imprint on his own daughter. DIABOLICAL

  • @settheworldonfire94
    @settheworldonfire94 2 года назад +11

    I was like 13 when I read the twilight series, and “Renesmee” is what made me put the book down and never pick them up again. After everything, that’s the thing that convinced me the books were ridiculous.

  • @goofy_soup
    @goofy_soup 2 года назад +114

    Everytime this movie is mentioned i think back to when i was a little kid watching this with my older sister and she skipped over all the adult parts and when I asked why the bed was suddenly broken she was all like "uhm yeah they were just like kissing normally and then suddenly the bed broke" and I believed her💀💀 and it was only years later that I found out what actually happened

  • @zzzzerk9717
    @zzzzerk9717 2 года назад +367

    I feel 100% validated by this video because so many people think other movies in the Twilight Saga are the worst. Breaking Dawn Part 1 is SO boring and awful. It's criminal! Thank you, Mike, for being the voice of reason and pop culture to unite the girlies with FACTS.

    • @jocelynschneider4172
      @jocelynschneider4172 2 года назад +12

      it’s literally my favorite twilight movie i love it so much

    • @laurenray8995
      @laurenray8995 2 года назад +6

      @@jocelynschneider4172 Exactly it's literally comedy cold

    • @annabeatrizzimmermann7708
      @annabeatrizzimmermann7708 2 года назад +4

      The worse crime indeed is being boring

    • @saggichoklad
      @saggichoklad 2 года назад +1

      @@jocelynschneider4172 it is the scariest movie i know 💀

  • @isasliner
    @isasliner 2 года назад +22

    I’ve always wondered how Edward extracted his venom into that syringe. Did he do it the way they extract snake venom? This keeps me up at night

    • @Eloraurora
      @Eloraurora Год назад +4

      I vote yes, same as snakes, because a vampire carefully biting into a rubber membrane stretched over the top of a jar is too funny to pass up. Especially if he has to massage his cheeks to encourage venom flow.

    • @urieldaboamorte
      @urieldaboamorte Месяц назад

      sounds kinda cool ngl

  • @EToshie
    @EToshie 2 года назад +4

    12:00 "Bella's about to go into slaybour" is a top 10 most iconic Mike's Mic sentence

  • @whatsupimlouie4670
    @whatsupimlouie4670 2 года назад +267

    I don’t know if anyone has noticed, but Mike’s Mike featuring Mike has been giving girl boss slay energy lately! Glee, twilight, just giving everything

  • @haplxss
    @haplxss 2 года назад +90

    I’m so glad the twilight besties are back loca 🤪😌

    • @stuffwithsoph8264
      @stuffwithsoph8264 2 года назад +7

      i always forget this line exists and then when im reminded of it again i SCREAM

    • @bassymichaelis2244
      @bassymichaelis2244 2 года назад +3

      These past few days this line lived rent free in my brain 😭😭😭with Mike's voice to be precise

  • @melliethemortician
    @melliethemortician 2 года назад +9

    I think the funniest thing from it was Bella deciding "Ah yes for breaky lets have fried chicken! No sides just straight chicken"😂😂😂

  • @gretatalks9045
    @gretatalks9045 2 года назад +6

    I agree that this movie is absolutely diabolical and yet as a teenager I was unhealthily obsessed with her yassification scene. The moment she opens her eyes and they are blood red and its the last scene of the movie. Iconic dare I say

  • @thedrunkenelf
    @thedrunkenelf 2 года назад +207

    I need someone to edit Gemma Collins voice over the scene where Bella realise she’s pregnant. “I’m 100%pregnant, I know it. I CAN FEEL IT IN ME!”

  • @LenaVoices
    @LenaVoices 2 года назад +390

    And when the world needed him most, he factually and contractually spoke of Twilight

  • @obnoxiousnesli
    @obnoxiousnesli 2 года назад +14

    i am #teamjacob and let me elaborate: i just really couldnt vibe with edward/bella scenes because they felt like misguided "romance" (him watching her sleep, stalking her, etc.) but i felt really comfy with jacob and his family. (minus all those weird ass lines he got later down the road) they were all so sweet and affectionate towards eachother and bella herself had a SINGLE laugh throughout the whole movie series and it was because of jacobs joke. i feel like the jacob and edward teams just have a different preference as to what they consider a good relationship. with edward im going to assume the elite, rich and mysterious is what attracts them - and with jacob its more of this comfy big family and traditions.

  • @Sara-ri7qi
    @Sara-ri7qi 2 года назад +6

    when are we getting an appropriately unhinged recap of LOST?? i literally NEED it to BREATHE omg

    • @daisyconnock8776
      @daisyconnock8776 2 года назад +1

      YES THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN it would make my life complete

  • @neptune1032
    @neptune1032 2 года назад +496

    Mr. Mike slaying yet again with that sweater, his hair & the MIC?! Truly a showstopper

  • @adanactnomew7085
    @adanactnomew7085 2 года назад +113

    The microphone stole the show. This is truly Mic's Mike

  • @Maria_745
    @Maria_745 2 года назад +19

    Ok but why didn't they just give her a blood transfusion they really made her drink a bloodtini 💀

  • @TaurusWitch29
    @TaurusWitch29 11 месяцев назад +3

    8:40 bring the company down from the inside 😂😂

  • @highspeed8665
    @highspeed8665 2 года назад +88

    When I was about 10-11 I went to see this in theaters with my mom and sister. When the birth scene came on, I literally had to sit outside because I started feel so sick during it. I straight up sat outside the door with a bag incase I puked

    • @highspeed8665
      @highspeed8665 2 года назад +15

      I’m currently 21 and still can’t watch it

    • @Sabrina-sc1db
      @Sabrina-sc1db Месяц назад

      Ok Mike during the movie in New Moon

  • @adriaabbott3946
    @adriaabbott3946 2 года назад +47

    An unhinged breakdown of Lost from you would be incredible, you're an icon.

  • @ac_demarco
    @ac_demarco 2 года назад +3

    I made the mistake of watching this on my lunch break on the ONE day i'm in office and i'm laughing so hard in this quiet ass room filled with people working diligently SLAY

  • @hailey-mh1ol
    @hailey-mh1ol 2 года назад +3

    "it was giving musical theatre NYADA audition with a side of Liza Minnelli impersonator?" the fact that I was able to follow this completely

  • @sarahssoapbox0
    @sarahssoapbox0 2 года назад +50

    The Volturi is just after Bella and Edwards baby because they couldn’t handle the uncanny valley

  • @GrimzyShake
    @GrimzyShake 2 года назад +125

    How do you know whenever I’m re-watching your videos?? I swear. Every TIME.

    • @sybill123ful
      @sybill123ful 2 года назад +10

      it’s like he could *tell* i’ve watched the glee breakdown 10 times already

    • @bassymichaelis2244
      @bassymichaelis2244 2 года назад +5

      I just rewatched all his twilight videos yesterday 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sam-sv2hl
      @sam-sv2hl 2 года назад +1

      literally just watched the other two twilight recaps yesterslay

  • @tristenjavier
    @tristenjavier 2 года назад +3

    9:43 I LOST IT AT THE ALDC PYRAMID BAHAHAHAH

  • @_sandakin_
    @_sandakin_ 9 месяцев назад +3

    4:58 IT WOULD BE PERFECT
    you are so right

  • @zellasimpson4281
    @zellasimpson4281 2 года назад +96

    My 7th birthday party was Twilight themed and I went to see this with my whole family in theaters. Fun stuff

  • @eliferdem5405
    @eliferdem5405 2 года назад +133

    This movie traumatized the little me with the birthing scene... Like babes u were a teen romance movie why the goreee??? but now I appreciate the cinematic masterpiece that is Breaking Dawn Part 1.
    Luv u Mic

  • @rarepears
    @rarepears 2 года назад +5

    Mike: I hate the ocean
    Also Mike: wearing a knitted sailboat top

  • @thebarkcrystal
    @thebarkcrystal 2 года назад +6

    i love that the lighting dims as the video wraps up. very cinematic, very classy touch on another masterpiece.

  • @TheCurley
    @TheCurley 2 года назад +28

    “Bella’s about to go into slaybor” omg I screamed 😂

  • @shadowldrago
    @shadowldrago 2 года назад +61

    Your ability to sound like a teenage girl on 2015 Tumblr is truly impressive. I can both understand what you're saying and understand nothing. Although that may be partly due to this movie just not being good.

  • @kazza6078
    @kazza6078 Год назад +2

    Re: someone wearing bellas wedding dress at the camp met ball - I would love it if they had someone show up in the final wedding dress, walk up the stairs, then do a staircase transformation into the dress from her nightmare where she killed everyone and the dress is covered in blood. ART!

  • @dee3642
    @dee3642 2 года назад +8

    I would give anything for the LOST video after Glee wraps, but we all know that a LOST video might be the one to do mike in

  • @paninisen
    @paninisen 2 года назад +77

    for those of you who don’t know already. mike has a mic, and his name is most definitely mike

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 2 года назад +5

      naur im gonna need proof ab this... where are the receipts

    • @protondium_8927
      @protondium_8927 2 года назад +10

      Finally! Someone who gets that his name is short! for! Micycle! and that he is in! posession! of! a! microwave!

    • @EF-kk3vh
      @EF-kk3vh 2 года назад +11

      But is it factually, contractually, and legally Mike? Unclear…..

  • @onlyheatiswarmblood
    @onlyheatiswarmblood 2 года назад +158

    Mike really came through with this, what an icon

  • @ienblu5226
    @ienblu5226 2 года назад +3

    okay but as someone who read all the books a long while back, but never saw all the movies, when it got to the "Bella has a dream, where she beats Edward in chess, and she wakes up and starts crying, because she wishes it was real" part, I genuinely had a moment of _why had no other reviewer I watched mentioned this before?_
    which is to say, brb, writing that fanfic, and yes, you will be credited in the a/n.

  • @huntmander
    @huntmander 2 года назад +4

    Mike’s Mic: 7:03
    Mike’s sweater: 👁👄👁

  • @rutendomuza395
    @rutendomuza395 2 года назад +36

    Mike you're absolutely maniacal and diabolical for that Alice-hair NYADA audition Glee reference/line. Too criminally good

    • @sammanthaafreyy
      @sammanthaafreyy 2 года назад +1

      so good that people probably missed it and i hate that for them

  • @shreksdad202
    @shreksdad202 2 года назад +98

    I've somehow managed to have never seen a single twilight movie, yet I am thoroughly enjoying these videos. Maybe I'll have to just throw myself into a twilight marathon one day lol

    • @amanewgirl
      @amanewgirl 2 года назад +11

      It is a must and also something you will fully regret😂

    • @karly.asshhh
      @karly.asshhh 2 года назад +13

      do it pls it's an experience

    • @ia490
      @ia490 2 года назад +11

      it's all downhill from there, speaking as someone who watched the movies as a joke and now runs a twilight side blog on Tumblr 💀

    • @KristinOgarp
      @KristinOgarp 2 года назад +5

      It's a part of the human experience I think

  • @kead_davidson
    @kead_davidson 2 года назад +1

    15:48 There needs to be an edit of this with Rain on Me in the background.

  • @mahnoor3086
    @mahnoor3086 2 года назад +1

    found this channel a few days ago b/c of the LEGENDARY PLL videos and I'm hooked! The way your videos are singlehandedly calming my finals season anxiety and teaching my new terminology is iconic.

  • @elianenorat4505
    @elianenorat4505 2 года назад +92

    I CANNOT BELIEVE HE MISSED THE OPORTUNITY TO SAY SHE'S SIPPING A BLOODY MARY

  • @Everysinglepersonismyenemy
    @Everysinglepersonismyenemy 2 года назад +82

    i’ve never read a twilight book or watched a twilight movie and i know very little about the franchise but i’m incredibly invested in this video series. thank you for the content michael’s microphone

  • @cosmicalist
    @cosmicalist 2 года назад +5

    I've been binge watching your videos and they're all amazing. I'm going through an awful breakup, so thank you for making me laugh.

  • @user-lb8ml5vr8q
    @user-lb8ml5vr8q 6 месяцев назад +2

    This is my comfort video.

  • @yenthebishop9968
    @yenthebishop9968 2 года назад +61

    bestie, the timing is once again immaculate. I NEEDED this, thank you for your service once again

  • @Sexykoala24.7
    @Sexykoala24.7 2 года назад +72

    I love how, coming up with a blood based cocktail, Mike completely ignores the existence of the Bloody Mary 🍹🤣

  • @renl9893
    @renl9893 2 года назад +1

    So my name is Renée and when these movied were coming out 12 y/o me was so happy to see a character also named Renée in the most popular series of the times.... imagine my dismay...........

  • @HumanBean23
    @HumanBean23 2 года назад +4

    Mike has been putting out INCREDIBLE content and I’m so glad to have found his channel!

  • @GhostsAreReall
    @GhostsAreReall 2 года назад +82

    I read like the first 2/3 books and wasn't that into it, my friend however was literally OBSESSED with Twilight and when this movie came out she dragged me to the cinema to watch it at the age of like 13 I wanna say. I was thinking 'ah I'm not really into it myself but I'm here to support my bestie's interests ✌️☺️✨' had absolutely NO idea what I was in for. That birth scene traumatised me still to this day.

  • @marcellakilgarriff
    @marcellakilgarriff 2 года назад +12

    How you still have the mental capacity for this after the Glee video I will never know, but I am grateful.

  • @swagerlife3737
    @swagerlife3737 2 года назад

    I got wayyy too excited seeing this pop up! Thanks bestie 🤪❤️❤️

  • @TheCCress
    @TheCCress 2 года назад +1

    You introduced me to Gemma Collins and all her fabulous quotes so IMO your channel is the source of all GC Lore ♡