If the advisor was honest to Aranessa
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what is the song in your outro? i would love to listen to the full version.
@@justsomeguywithamustache.9096 I stole it from Airrack. Just type in “Airrack Outro”
Thanks mate
I love how he doesn't even sound mad or disappointed at Aranessa specifically, but at CA for all their weird and poorly thought out choices that have made her the way she is now.
She likewise seems like the most polite and least hostile lord to him lol
"You are by far the worst LL I've ever heard of."
"But you have heard of me."
*Cylostra nervously shuffles in her seat*
“It’s not like Harkon named his ship the schizo!” Instant subscribe.
Bro same. I cackled like an insane witch at that line.
He probably renamed it to that, seeing how many personalities he has.
Shame she wasn’t more mortal pirate focused. She could have had a Rakarth mechanic with her infantry with recruiting ‘pirates’ from across factions. A prelude to DoW if done right
Foreign ports giving foreign units would be sick as hell. Global Recruitment speed if it's an established Pirate Cove, Normal speed if you own the port. Think about the Lizards with Eye patches!
You could also really do a "living" version of most Vampire coast's basic units. Throw in live sea monsters and ogre maneaters, possibly also lead belchers to replace the deck gunners. For casters they could add some kind of "sea witch" hero with lores of the deep and possibly life.
That's why i play with Sartosa overhaul
@LordDarthHarry there were dwarf slayer pirates a long time ago. I remember seeing them in White Dwarf.
That would have been amazing.
I showed this to a friend of mine and he said, quote; "oh come on. Bullying Vampire Coast is like drop kicking a child."
preach it! playing Arenessa was some of the worst experiences i've had in total war warhammer specifically because she wasn't undead and because she has the second most meaningless trait next to harkon's -100 relations with the vampire coast mutineers, a faction he can under no circumstance, make peace with, it would be like if karl franz had a relaton penelty with the empire secessionists
"Need a rework the most"
My man doesn't even remember that Norsca exists.
"Hey man, you wanna raze 15 citys for only one god, to get a plus 5 percent boost to research speed?"
rework her and add her father High King Ulfric Grondal for Bjornings as norsca lacks lords .everyone wins
Funny thing is in Warhammer 1 they were actually pretty decent, as the map got bigger in 2 and 3 though they somehow got worse.
@@taloscal Bruh WH3 norsca can occupy settlements anywhere. They are rich AF and probably the easiest chaos faction to play now. They could use a dlc to freshen up the roster, but they are really good right now. In WH2 they sucked though, that much is true.
The monkes fell so low by this point they are not even considered as factions.
That's the chilliest roast made by the advisor he isn't mad
He's just disappointed.
I’d probably actually say Settra’s bonuses to Alliance points with other Tomb Kings is the worst faction trait in the game because every other tomb King faction gets wiped almost immediately or is on the other side of the planet: Numas (Wiped by Settra himself), Dune Kingdoms, (wiped by Manfred), Rakath Dynasty (wiped by Volkmar), Sentinels (never expands and has a decent chance of just automatically going to war with you in the Black Pyramid crisis), Followers of Nagash (hate you), Khatep (on the other side of the world and if he survived into the late game he’s likely in an alliance with someone you’re at war with). So you just have Khalida (who I’ve seen wiped before turn 20)
What about Azhag’s bonus to Alliance points with Vampire Counts?
@@dragonstormx you start close enough to Vlad for you to ally him before he gets into trouble, and you can give him the settlements greenskins find uncomfortable. True, I can think of few undead units that would fit the orcs' playstyle (maybe the mortis engine?), but still, at least it's usable.
At least settra's other bonuses are useful. Aranessa's are all worthless.
There's a mod that allows you to receive the legendary lords after death.
It's cool to roll up with settra and khalifa in one swoop
Made more sense before the southlands became Thunderdome lol
I'm so glad these went from "advisor being honest" to just roasts
Nanu's Pirates of Sartosa Overhaul truelly is a blessing.
Damn, that wasn't a burn, that was a whole barbecue afternoon
To be fair, if she had regen, after this burn she'd turn into one of those flaming Forest Spirits from RoR
I 100% agree Aranessa needs an overhaul, but I still enjoy playing her, she's kind of the only one that can really get away with playing more conventional take and build settlements Total War for a while, then she sets off for the high seas and hopes no one crosses the entire effin planet to sack her villages instead of fighting for their home turf. So of course they do exactly that. Seriously WHY is Zhao Ming so angry at me, doesn't he have a Skaven problem to deal with?
Zhao Ming is chilling with Skaven inhaling some warpstone
Should have left that caravan alone :)
Why would he attack his warp-weed dealers? I dunno chief sounds like one of the ways of all time to end up like Nagash during the end times
She does feel the most piratey of the pirate factions.
Those bonuses to sacking and raiding are really useful and thematic when traveling around on land.
To be fair the Sartosa overhaul made her campaign really fun and interesting
Now I'm wondering what would happen if the advisor was honest with a really *good* faction.
"I'll be honest, you seems like you don't actually need an advisor. I've only been talking to you for about two minutes and you've already confederated half the map while actively laying siege to the other half."
Props on you to mention Sartosa Overhaul!
its not like harkon named his the schizo! LMAO 💀💀💀💀 RIP Aranessa
Honestly, having her be a norscan faction with pirate mechanics might've been hella interesting... Shame they flogged her the way they did. X_X
TO. BE. FAIR. (Thank you for showing the mod at the end of the clip)
There's a FANTASTIC sartosa overhaul mod on the workshop that makes her able to recruit all sorts of live units, from sartosan riflemen, bombers, cannoneers, dwarf buccaneers and living Prometheans etc. You can still recruit zombie units and zombie lords, but you also get human equivalents (and 4 purchasable living lords, plus a 5th from a quest battle). Actually makes her really fun, you feel like pirates - most of the tech tree is revamped to focus on sartosan units not zombies, and all the new lords and heroes have not just new skill tree options but some entirely new skills that make them feel like tricksy swashbucklers. I'd really really reccomend it, it's my favourite way to play VC now (because go figure, modders gave her the love TW couldn't)
To be faaiirrr….
to be faiiiiiiiir
Yeah but that isn't CA's handiwork
@@PaintPlasticindeed. But it is a banger.
Same as Marienburg mod and their really cool 'stay in the capital and boost your generals' theme.
@@Nomadith a fellow man of culture I see lol.
I'm morbidly curious how a Sethra roast would go.
Two words how I imagine it: Verbal counteroffensive!
For some reason I actually kinda enjoy playing Aranessa. Saying that I have to say she feels like one of the most poorly thought out/overlooked factions there is. Especially after the love the Beastmen and Greenskins got.
I guess I like the idea of a mortal-undead-hybrid faction-thing. Just a shame the potential was wasted
I'm suprised he hasn't gone after the dwarves... yet.
Don't worry, I won't add that to the book... Again, YET.
He'll get there shortly.
-"Honestly Aranessa, people would like you a lot more if you had scaly legs instead of two pegs."
It is kind of sad that CA hasn't yet shown any signs of updating lords like Mazdamundi and Aranessa who could use some help. I'm not saying break them, but I mean they should do something.
Don't forget-think about Lord Skrolk.
Do that skaven who just runs away as an ability. Don’t care enough to look up or member his name
Tretch Craventail
That's all skaven
Tretch is actually pretty good now. They gave him some nice buffs.
congrats, this is the next video!
It's like with Volkmar. Incredibly potent buffs... for a toss-away meat shield units. But with Aranesa, the irony is that good 'ol zombies are actually better at being a meat shield than Sartosans, cause Invocation of Nehek...
This was like watching a sad (but still hilarious) intervention.
No manner of sea water can cool down that sick burn.
Now in the words of a dead gobbo... Whose next?
Another banger, these videos never disappoint
Thanks Mate
@@gamingrambles Keep up the good work! 😀
Ah yes, did you know what happened to captain Roth? Cause his ship is in the Galleon Graveyard
I actually didn’t notice that. That’s cool
@@gamingrambles I think you have to fight him for a quest battle with Nactichad to get the summon item for him (which is Captain Roth moondial)
Keep em coming. I'm loving these plus they also highlight things that really need sorting
"You are without a doubt the worst split faction I have ever heard of"
"... but you have heard of me."
loved this one and i can't wait what you have in store for luthor harkon
i am absolutely hooked on your vids!
thanks mate
She has my favourite design and animations... this hit harder than a dreadquake
Right here officer, that's the one
I’ve been waiting for this one
I have waited for this one!
Poor Arananessa she is the one LL that would need the Dogs of War the most to make a her a mixed faction
"Harkon didn't name his ship the schizo!"
Damn lmao
Ikit claw request your service , yes yes.
These are on fire
Honestly, I wish that once we get the Dogs Of War Aranessa gets transfered to them.
I think the Ogre Meneaters she seems ablet to recruit should get the Sartosan Units buff
So that skill could actually work...
Or maybe giving her some god dam living pirates anyway...
You're a legendary lord? Seriously?
In the first 5 seconds, I thought it was going to be edited voice from actual advisor from the game.
Boy was I wrong, your voice imitation is perfect that it fools me completely.
Biggest crime for a Pirate Faction? Having NO NAVAL BATTLES IN YOUR GAME.
BRING THEM BACK, CA! GW LITERALLY HAS A WARSHIP TT GAME! USE IT!
Eh... warship controls are way different and it makes certain units just absolutely worthless. How are Brettonian knight stack supposed to fair across the sea?
@@HellecticMojoDismounted on the ship :)
@@HellecticMojo Use the ship from the game, not literally implement Dreadfleet or Manowar into the thing you sodding tic tac
@@alexrexaros9837 yes, say to use GW warship game then spazz out saying that you don't mean to use the warship game, then proceed to insult me.
gfys
Preach brother advisor !
She truly needs to be remade. Like wtf were they thinkin'.
Alright, that's it, I've seen enough of your videos without subscribing. That ends today
i swear to god these vids are the most funniest shit
That mod is great really is fun playing her with it without it well
There is no energy left for rage or trolling. Just pure sadness in adviser's heart...
Advisor arrives from the warp, dealing non stop emotional damage. Than leaves the victim cursing the true gods of he game.... CA.
Why is the Rum gone ? - A certain Captain
Oh so this is the pirate who keeps attacking my fortress in my Bretiona campaign, wonder she kept failing to siege the castle XD
I like how it sounds like Advisor sounds like he’s about to cry at the end. Like he doesn’t hate her like Masdamundi or the dwarfs. He just pitied her.
Sfo and the overhaul mod you listed make her faction rather fun
„Ever been mating pressed before?“
These are so fun to listen to. Even if I've only played Warhammer 3 😂
I hope that if they do a Dogs of War DLC, they add the units to Aranessa's faction too, or even switch her over. She fits much more with them than the vampire coast
0:31
Fun fact about Aranessa:
Originally born Norscan, she was thrown out of her tribe for her mermaid mutation and promptly spent her childhood living with sirens, and like a homicidal little mermaid, joined the land people by amputating her legs.
1:05 YO that one hurt, pretty great shipname though, the "skitso"
I've never thought about that.
Anaressa should be in the norsca roster. But she should access to (sartosan units) and also empire troops.
She should absolutely *NOT* be in the Norsca roster.
She hates Norscans, and her only connection to Norsca is that she was born there.
Also if she could stop fucking up my Belegar campaigns that'd be appreciated
An insane captain naming his ship the SS Schizo sounds amazing tho.
Great series
Please do the sisters of twiligt next :D
sorry man, I just picked Tretch
@@gamingrambles
No problem, have a nice day :)
AHAHAHHAHAH THE SCHIZOOOOOO NO WAAAYYYY WILD
Wanna see one of the dwarf lords now since their cooler cousins came in a beat the bloody in the streets
Do my eyes deceive me? The advisor is now a UNIT? We are blessed!!!
It’s a mod in WH2 (his model is different in the WH3 mod)
@@gamingrambles Ah fug I forgot about that detail. Ah well, the fact one exists at all is cool.
That is so true...
How was I not subscribed to this already? I have failed as a person.
Sartosa overhaul is one of my favourite mods. It’s soooo tempting to use the undead units tho…
... gonna make a note to go beat up noctilus if I ever get to play an aranessa campaign...
They could have made her a non-chaos focused Norscan faction. Kind of like Norman ruled Sicily in our world's history.
I'm trying the mod.
I wouldn have preferred a "vampire corruption" that work like the skaven one, that you need to control and not simply push to max (but the mod author said it's hard to mod)
Anyway it's interesting the mix of ogres, humans, dwarfs, in pirate style with also undead units.
I also suggest to add the submod that add elves gunners only for the lol.
I thought he was there to provide advice :(
Now that the Chaos Dwarfs are out and they make it so glaringly obvious how much rework the Dwarfs need, perhaps it's time to roast Thorgrim Grudgebearer. What's the worst he could do? Write your name in a book?
To be fair, she didn't name her ship. She took over the Swordfysh from a previous captain
speaking the truth
I actually like playing her.
Aranessa would never fight for Norsca, even though she was born there. She hates them with a passion. Also, the Swordfysh had it's name before she joined the crew and her legs are made from sawfish.
hmm, this is a fair rebuttal...
I want her to have her legendary ogre hero cause of her lore
Ogres, Green skins, high elfs all live in Sartosa. Yet the only unit she got was some crappy infantry. Really hope if dogs of war happens she gets an overhaul. Heck just give her straight access to man eaters
I smashed the Subscribe button the moment he said it would make me really cool, AM I cool now?
She should have actual living pirates in her faction. Not every pirate needs to be dead in warhammer.
She was done so dirty.
tbf norsca being her main enemy does make sense . her father is High King Ulfric Grondal of Bjornings and was made a outcast due to her mutation and gender
All accurate
Fave wh meme content right now
the advisor isn't even actually trying to insult aranesa, she's just damn bad in his eyes. to the point he is trying to be polite
Any chance that advisor would actually kind-of-simp for Vlad? Anyway, as long as this suggestion is allowed to be spoken, my desire is clear: I want to see video with Vlad, roasted or not! Thank you for your good videos!
Vlad roast is that he is a simp who needs his wife around and won't let her be a strong independent legendary lord.
I generally prefer playing Isabella for the hero stacks.
I'm gonna name my dog Schizo
Would love to see queek headtaker or tretch get roasted!
It's a shame too, since I like playing Vampire Coast (in Warhammer 2 since I can't play 3). My favorite among them being Count Noctilus for obvious reasons. I just wish CA would give her some more loving and make her actually function.
notifaction gang
y'all the realest MFrs out here
I have nearly 2000 hours between all three warhammer games and i have never, literally ever, seen anyone play her
Can we also mention how disappointing their settlements are? They are just vampire counts towns with ports. If not for the ships in the background I would never guess it was a Vampier Coast settlement. I guess CA forget that outside of Count Noctilus, there are 3 other legendary lords