If the advisor was honest to Azazel
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- Опубликовано: 4 апр 2023
- I fundamentally disagree with how the forces of Slaanesh are protrayed in Warhammer. An entire faction built around seduction, should appear seductive. In reality they should all resemble E-Girls like Amouranth. This is my strongest opinion on anything in the lore and I WILL DIE ON THIS HILL!
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Is the advisor only roasting the chaos chode's or are they gonna roast some cold blooded monsters (asking for oxyotl)
After you do Valkia and Malagor. Can you have Azazel Try to Suduce Valkia, while Malagor is apart of this tree-o. :3 Maybe Valkia pics Malagor istead of Azazal on Flying date night. XD
Now I want malekith next xD
Do kislev do kislev pls
hey bud, ones behind is not their groin.
God, I wonder how hard the Advisor would roast Kemmler...
"You are so lame and nobody wants you around, to the point you resurrected a champion of chaos to act as your friend"
Kemmler is one thing, but Ghorst? Its a wonder the Advisor would consider him important enough to advise.
@@Grivehn
Ghorst has been popping of in the darklands lately, he's kind of scary.
Looks like this is the winner. Stay tuned for Saturday
@@gamingrambles
Hoo boy, lets see what the advisor has to say about the one man zombie apocalypse.
It's mee krell
Ghoritch is hard to compare to. Built like a truck, smart, career oriented. Self built man.
Technically built by Throt.
As self-built as a certain someone who received a million dollar loan from his daddy lol.
@@marbles863 thats about as self built as they go really
@@marbles863 way more then a million. He was lowballing thinking that number would fit with the masses. He is so damned spoiled he genuinely thinks a million is a small loan.
@@thediethrower1803 Most people can't turn 100$ into 200$. So turning a Million into multiple functioning businesses, and further growing that wealth, is still impressive.
Just look at all the lottery winners who win 25+ Million and go bankrupt usually in the first year.
"For a servant of Chaos you can't even Judas right" That's it, greatest thing I ever heard.
If he ever goes to advise Wulfrik, Wulfrik needs to roast him back so bad that makes the advisor cry seeing as half of Wulfriks lore is dedicated to how good he is at roasting people.
The rap battle
Advisor should be his own legendary lord with a special "Vicious Mockery" spell
Mabye he should play as Sarothael. That would be cool and a great way to implement him into the game
Dont forget his bonus rank for recruiting ogres and also everytime an ogre camp is spotted on the map he says "OGRES MY LORD!!"
Kholek must be one of the very last Legendary Lords Advisor goes to, just to tell all the embarrassing details of the other Legendary Chaos Lords.
YESSS
the advisor using instant transmission, makes me think he literally just teleports to every single Lord to roast them
Well when he was working with chaos they took away that ability so they could just laugh at him while he was trying to walk to every other Lord😂
Daemons of Slaanesh are suppose to be equal parts beautiful and horrifying. Though it seems they are mostly just horrifying.
Wulfrik the Globetrotter next, please.
Nah they are just... ugly 🤣
Don't they make themselves look better when they are actually trying to seduce someone?
Yeah slaanesh lore is probably the most stupid thing ever to happen. It's rare for fantasy series to butcher the meaning of horrifying beauties
Well, personally, I won't say that I like the torn flesh of the Alluresses' faces, but there are some elements of the Slaaneshi daemonic anatomy that I do find very attractive.
Generally, their face is quite ugly though, indeed.
Except Heralds, they are the only one with actually nice face. Maybe Keepers a bit as well (not Voldermort-faced N'Kari though).
@@jabloko992they have like magic pheromones that get people irrationally horny.
Advisor has the dirt on everybody, haha
I love how "I'll tell Kholek what you did..." is becoming a running gag
Wait. Azazel litteraly stabbed Sigmar and almost killed it. Without the help of anyone, any Magic, any god, any gift and without even working for Chaos gods. It's one of the greatest achievement of Chaos over Sigmar, right ?
It was before Sigmar ascended to godhood.
he failed
Indeed, yet it was still the closest one to do it. And he was not even an enemy of Sigmar
@@gglanouille3060He was being Chaotic.
So chaos greatest achievement is still a faillure eh. Guess that tell us something about how low the bar for success is, for the force of evil.
The Advisor: "You're hideaous!"
Me, a monster "enjoyer" : "Agree to disagree."
You sick man
Those who don't find Azazel attractive are simply not strong enough. They want to find a Slaaneshi daemon attractive, but are too weak to even endure what that entails, let alone embrace it. It is the Monster Fucker who is elevated above all others in this regard, as any detail can and will be made a point of attraction.
You need to do an Advisor roasts Settra... Great King, the Imperishable, Khemrikhara, The Great King of Nehekhara, King of Kings, Opener of the Way, Wielder of the Divine Flame, Punisher of Nomads, The Great Unifier, Commander of the Golden Legion, Sacred of Appearance, Bringer of Light, Father of Hawks, Builder of Cities, Protector of the Two Worlds, Keeper of the Hours, Chosen of Ptra, High Steward of the Horizon, Sailor of the Great Vitae, Sentinel of the Two Realms, The Undisputed, Begetter of the Begat, Scourge of the Faithless, Carrion-feeder, First of the Charnel Valley, Rider of the Sacred Chariot, Vanquisher of Vermin, Champion of the Death Arena, Mighty Lion of the Infinite Desert, Emperor of the Shifting Sands, He Who Holds The Sceptre, Great Hawk Of The Heavens, Arch-Sultan of Atalan, Waker of the Hierotitan, Monarch of the Sky, Majestic Emperor of the Shifting Sands, Champion of the Desert Gods, Breaker of the Ogre Clans, Builder of the Great Pyramid, Terror of the Living, Master of the Never-Ending Horizon, Master of the Necropolises, Taker of Souls, Tyrant to the Foolish, Bearer of Ptra's Holy Blade, Scion of Usirian, Scion of Nehek, The Great, Chaser of Nightmares, Keeper of the Royal Herat, Founder of the Mortuary Cult, Banisher of the Grand Hierophant, High Lord Admiral of the Deathfleets, Guardian of the Charnal Pass, Tamer of the Liche King, Unliving Jackal Lord, Dismisser of the Warrior Queen, Charioteer of the Gods, He Who Does Not Serve, Slayer off Reddittras, Scarab Purger, Favoured of Usirian, Player of the Great Game, Liberator of Life, Lord Sand, Wrangler of Scorpions, Emperor of the Dunes, Eternal Sovereign of Khemri's Legions, Seneschal of the Great Sandy Desert, Curserer of the Living, Regent of the Eastern Mountains, Warden of the Eternal Necropolis, Herald of all Heralds, Caller of the Bitter Wind, God-Tamer, Master of the Mortis River, Guardian of the Dead, Great Keeper of the Obelisks, Deacon of the Ash River, Belated of Wakers, General of the Mighty Frame, Summoner of Sandstorms, Master of all Necrotects, Prince of Dust, Tyrant of Araby, Purger of the Greenskin Breathers, Killer of the False God's Champions, Tyrant of the Gold Dunes, Golden Bone Lord, Avenger of the Dead, Carrion Master, Eternal Warden of Nehek's Lands, Breaker of Djaf's Bonds... and many, many more...
How much time did you spend writing this ? xD
Poor AI voice, but we will enjoy a video of just his introduction.
Has to make it a two parter the first is just his titles while the second is the roast
"Why is your name so long?! Just pick one or two and stick with them, don't just hoard every name you get like a skeletal magpie!"
Even more embarrassing is that when Sigvald becomes a Daemon Prince in AoS, he's _still_ somehow beautiful with minimal mutations when the entire point of being a Daemon Prince is that its one big scam by the Chaos Gods
Slaanesh didn't want to engage in coitus with something ugly.
man simply too sexy to die
sigvald is slaaneshes favorite by a wiiiide margin
It's not a scam, you get what you want.
But at that point, you are so far from human thought that maybe you shouldn't want it .
@@kahunab7400 yup being a worshipper is a losers game princes get a pretty sweet ride
I can't wait for Vilitch.
"I will never understand why Tzeentch even decided to graft a disappointment like you onto your bigger and more popular sibling. Probably just one of the many jokes that he likes to play."
(Reads the lore, then quickly slamming the book shut)
"Yup just like Daniel, even with all the power at your fingers you will still be, a disappointment."
"Trust me bro, having this barely functioning pincer is SUPER hot right now. Much better than fingers. Nothing turns someone on like dragging the equivalent of a coral reef across their face/genitals." - sincerely, your patron -Tzeentch- Slaanesh.
Omg, I read that as 'face genitals' being the same thing😆
@@crytyping. With the Chaos gods' gifts, you never quite know...
I just laughed out loud imagining Tzeench pranking Azazel.
I just gotta see him talk to someone in the Skaven and basically say to himself “alright let’s get this over with”
After trash talking the dwarves 2 times in a row, I feel like they should be next on the list!
The savagery is so uncontainable! And I want to know which Dwarf hurt the Advisor, because sigmardamn he got one hell of a grudge!
Secondhand embarrasment over the inane obsession over grudges and repeating the same mistake(s) over and over and as he said "no, I'm not just talking about the dwarfs".
I can't wait for you to do the Skaven given how overpowered they are and countless memes most notable of them Ikit Claw
And here we are! My wish has been granted
Man, Kholek is going to be getting gossip on all the lords
I actually think they did a great job with Azazel. He just oozes sex appeal.
Gotta do a dwarf lord sooner or later right...
eventually....
From kugath episode it appeared that he hates dwarfs, so I'd like to see him getting sent to one of the dwarf legendary lords.
I have the feeling from those memes that the creator do not apreciates dwarves.
0:28 Well, all demons of Slaanesh are in fact hideous but they emits some kinds of pheromons that attracts peoples to them like honey to bees.
0:34 Isn't Sigvald considered like the son of Slaanesh? Shouldn't that make him the favorite? (btw, is Sigvald armor canon? I mean, his armor seems to have a big flaw lol XD)
Honestly i love thoses videos XD
yes to all of that and no it's a flaw the armor magically protects him from crotch shots he also gained the superpower to float 2 inches of the ground so he never has touch dirt
cause slaanesh is that in love with the guy he turned down demon princedom soley cause he thinks he;s already perfect looking and refuses to accept a downgrade
@@marley7868 wow, he's the bitchest of bitches XD
The Legion is ecstatic because they're not as ugly as their boss
to be honest if you look at other sleanash daemons who are said to be actually parts of there patron, Azazel looks pretty tamed to be honest
Clearly demonic beauty standards are something different. Then again, slaaneshi demons could be considered gorgeous compared to Nurgle demons...
All the generic Slaanesh daemons in the game have alluring aspects about them, and the mortals are all gaudy and flamboyant. It's only the Daemon LLs that really lack character. The voice acting is an even greater crime than the visuals imo.
As ugly as azazel is, at least he is no where nearly as hideous as nakari
@@darthtom100 I must disagree with you as I feel like the Slaaneshi voice acting is awesome as a whole in the game. But, well, each one their opinion, as usual.
@@Indolthir Yes opinions are what make the world go round! xD In the end Slaanesh feeds off us all nonetheless.
I actually wish this was a mod in the game. So the advisor just comes out and says the honest soul wrecking truth.
LmAo 🤣. That would be awesome
that *WHO WROTE THIS* got me good lol
No matter who's next, last one needs to be Mannfred
as he should get hardest roast ever like when he burn Fantasy lore to the ground
Amazing. At last rhe servants of Slaanesh must come to terms with their appearance. Maybe it will help them be less shallow.
Old man advisor got so angry roasting he couldn't help but forshadow his next victims while at it XD
If the Adviser was honest to Adviser from TTW2.
He was killed by his own crow, which was actually a tzeench's overgrown chicken.
I find it ironic how slaanesh is supposed to be the demonic chaos goddess of lust pleasure excess and masochism yet most of her factions characters are so ugly they look like they accepted papa nurgle joy and happiness
I've heard they are supposed to use illusion, hallucination inducing pheromones or some other magical shenanigans in order to trick their prey into seeing what they personally find attractive instead of their hideous true forms, but IMO? That excuse feels soooooo lame...
Minor correction, though, Slaanesh does not actually have a gender or a real physical form. Most physical depictions you'll see of ot are, well, just physical depictions by mortal races. Which I mean, this one makes sense, I guess.
The playlist isn't updated with all advisor roasting videos REEEEEEEE
Sorry, i routinely forget to do this
I like how he says "WHO WROTE THIS?'
I think this is why they released N'kari first. In comparison to him Azazel looks like a model.
I love this series! Can't wait to see more lords being roasted! 🔥
Thanks Mate
Your blunt honesty is refreshing. Thank you.
I'm not going to be making any personal changes because of my ugliness. Have you seen what the fuglies are pulling these days?
if u ask me azazel is like a male version of albedo from overlord
Albedo actually looks highly bangable though. Only girls this guy could have are the ones into monster dongs to begin with.
To be honest, Albedo is more like Morathi but reverse and if Aenarion is still around
Dude your advisor is a straight savage! I love him!
I think a markus wulfhart roast will be an iconic one to the channel and we members 😁
Pls do festus next. Btw you're the king
I love these so much. I'd also love to be able to go and scold my favourite characters in fiction about their behaviour and criticize them to the ground. Please, do continue this series, it's awesome and there is so much that can be done and said. This is Tariff tier of TWW memes.
Thanks mate!
I kinda wanna see the Advisor roast a Lizardman lord or Thorgrim Grudgebearer XD
malekith is indeed revered by the dwarves for never failing in his book of grudges XD
As much of an Asur simp I am, I would like to see Tyrion get his arrogant ass roasted
I was definitely considering him next. Most of my roasts will probably come from WH2 lol
@@gamingrambles i think if you were going to roast an ausr it would have to be Alastar the white lion for not being a legendary lord
@@savageassassin8548 - Isn't Alastar the White Lion named after a cancer kid for his Make a Wish Foundation wish?
@@zackcoggins9752 i have no idea, i figured he was someone from the lore with a unique design that ca didn't make playable like boris todbringer
@@savageassassin8548 - I just looked it up. He is an original character who was named after Alistair, a cancer kid who apparently made a full recovery.
Please make more of these with other generals good lord this is amazing
thanks mate
Ikkit Klaw needs the greatest-best advisor
Could you do advisor respects kholek
lol, I might. I think I'll wait until I've roasted all the other Chaos factions first, and then I'll subvert expectations by respecting Kholek. No promises
I mean, he also respected Ku'gath. Kinda.
That was great, Do Kholek Suneater also please.
I'm more intimidated by Kholek in the context of these videos than I've ever been in game.
Lmao that was great. You’re really good at roasting these lords 😂
Thanks mate 👌 hopefully I can keep these up
I must hear the advisor and balthasar.
I love the way advisor just dragon ball teleports in and starts ranting xD
Would the advisor even roast Kholek? Like I feel like he would be happy to serve him. Or Kairos. Then again, he'd have Kairos' starting position to roast him about.
Rambles Rambles Rambles, you know you have to roast Mr. Marcus
id love to see the dragons next
What's next is the advisor going to roast Ikit Claw for his malpractice of nuking his own army?
for how much the advisor roasts azazel sigmar would probably name him champion
This is golden xD
Besides Doing legendary Lords. Could you also do Legendary Heros? Could Be Fun to have Him Advice Gotrec and Felix. XD
How much one roasts Azazel's appearance signifies where on the monsterfucker spectrum somebody lands
not gonna lie the advisor being honest is a lot more fun than just watching him roast. i think what made the karl franz one so funny was that he was talking with sincerity and not just roasting. which gave the joke "depth" (in a way one could say) as opposed to the surface level joke we have now, that is still chuckle worthy just not as much.
This is why I originally didn't plan to make this a series. It's going to be impossible to make 100 videos of this without projecting my own personality onto the advisor, making him feel fake. It do what it be
@@gamingrambles yeah that does make sense
That noooooooo got me
His jaw line is amazing though
I want him to roast khorne faction lol amazing videos makes me laugh
ypu need to do my boy markus wulfheart
Do queek headtaker next roast that skaven and his positive father figure
"Kairos Fateweaver. For a greater daemon who can see into the future, you arguably picked the worst starting location possible. I mean you start next to a faction lead by a chameleon known for hunting daemons."
The music *neuron activation*
Daniel of course
Thanks!
Actually, that's PRECISELY how Judas reacted after betraying Jesus.
He ran off crying, and while I don't know if he actually used a tree, he did hang himself from guilt.
You’re not wrong 😂 but id like to assume Judas waited awhile first. Like at least he collected the silver first
I wonder what the advisor will say about valkia given she was one of those norscan monkeys once
Roast greasus goldtooth next, I can imagine it being very funny
if the advisor was honest to Azazel, he'd have his skull firmly planted on a pike outside in seconds
I can already see the advisor go 10 hours bitching Malekith when he visited Naggaround.
Les balles perdues x3 Je le trouve joli et le domaine de Slaanesh puissant pour Slaanesh
A demon of slannesh that can’t use poison when a fucking demonet riding a boob snake can is quite a funny turn of events 😅 I guess slannesh just find funny to lie how cool azazel is to people who never meet him to be disappointed as a prank
That's brilliant! xd
Vilitch and Festus soon, I hope.
Damn Malekith and Ghoritch catching strays out of no where
When your friends getting roasted and you get roped into it
Do one for the skaven! I don't care who
(do it with ikit pls).
Damn, I start liking advisor now
bro this advisor have no chill damnnnnnn xD
Blah blah blah WHO WROTE THIS!!!! Got me.good 😂😂😂
IRON FIST! IRON FIST! IRON FIST! IRON FIST! Ungrim Ironfist next please! Or Ironhammer, could probably get a good kick out of him too. lol
I'd love to see the Adviser roast Alithinar, Teclis, or Tyrion. I feel like that would be interesting given how what little I know about them indicates to me that they're pretty stuck up.
Uh, ouch! That hurts. Harder Grandpa! HARDER!
If I recall correctly, Slaaneshi daemons have a sort of glamour or aura of attractiveness about them so that the beholder finds them beautiful. Think how those statues in the Slaanesh/Nurgle cinematic trailer for this game looked like before they turned monsterous.
Still think khodlek and the advisor are just drinking buds.
i wonder how much he would roast tretch craventail
Dissing 3 factions leaders and a legendary hero in one conversation.
Kholec Suneater has been and always will be Number 1 Chaos lord.
Now go cut him down to size, Mr. Advisor >:3
The white dwarf would be funny
I'm curious at what the Advisor would say to Vlad and his noseless self?
Kairos Fateweaver, with his pain sandwich start in Immortal Empires and desperate, mindless slog up through the Southlands should you not be ripped apart by Daemonettes or shot to pieces by Rambolizard and his blowguns of doom.