Dr Seuss VS Shakespeare. Epic Rap Battles of History
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- Опубликовано: 16 авг 2011
- Dr Seuss and William Shakespeare collide in this episode of Epic Rap Battles Of History. Who won? You decide. You can now support ERB on Patreon over at / erb
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▼ CAST ▼
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William Shakespeare: George Watsky
/ gwatsky
Thing 1 and Thing 2: EpicLLOYD
/ epiclloyd
The Cat and the Hat: Nice Peter
/ nicepeter
Dr Seuss: Mickey Meyer
/ mickey_meyer
▼ CREW ▼
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Executive Producers:
Peter Shukoff & Lloyd Ahlquist
Directed by:
Dave McCary
/ goodneighborstuff
Assistant Director:
Patrick McIntyre
Edited by:
Sean Barrett:
/ seanbarrett
Behind the Scenes by:
Tremain Hayhoe
Director of Photography:
Jon Na
/ jonnamean
Written by:
Nice Peter, Lloyd Ahlquist, George Watsky, Greg Owens & Zach Sherwin
Art and Costumes by:
Mary Gutfleisch
/ marydoodles
Makeup and Hair by:
Ceciley Jenkins:
/ ceciley
Audio Mixing by:
Rafael Serrano
Music Supervisor:
Dante Cimadamore
Production Coordinators:
Aaron Zaragoza and Neely Shamam
Produced by:
Mickey Meyer for Maker Studios
Production Assistant:
Chris Millergosh
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epiclloyd.com 
Видеоклипы
Shakespeare: * 25 mph*
Cat: * 60 mph*
Shakespeare: * 100 mph*
Things: * 5 mph*
Truth
Seuss 0 mp
Codeword 0 you mean 1,000,000
No its Shakespeare-good
Cat-Alright
Fast Shakespeare-Great
Things-Fucking Garbage
Dr seuss didnt say a single word shakespeare wins
The fact Shakespeare's first verse in entirely in iambic pentameter is something else.
I think only the first 3 lines are
@@FutbolShortsFC nope, that's why on his second verse he says "im switching up my style"
Yep - but I think it's also an interesting point that it doesn't seem to flow as well as a standard 4-bar line. Which is not to say that iambic pentameter is bad; rather, it's just that it's for a different form of verse, Which is likely why they switched up the style in the second half.
@@kevinschultz6091 honestly the iambic pentameter verse was amazing, i honestly loved it
"shakespeare, yes,
that's what they'
call me, here"
@ImaginarilyInc
#likeathiefinthenight
Shakespear's second verse is exactly what you'd expect for a savant suddenly thrust into the modern age. A kind of crazed genuis that adapts to whatever is around him. Absolute brilliance.
And Seuss’s second verse was trash 😔
@@shade08538True, it’s absolutely amazing up until then but that last verse drops the ball pretty hard
@@shade08538 Not wrong. I often close the video before that second Seuss verse starts. It's wholly cringe.
@joshwilliams8863 I agree it's so bad. My win goes to shakespeare.
''Ye Hoebag'' Literally the best line ever.
I literally quote this all the time lmao
No
@@zonnodon163 y e s
I am a Ye Hoebag witness now.
@@zonnodon163 Yes
Shakespeare: I’m the superior author, your characters are weird af, you disappointed your parents, you’re old and not cool
Seuss: 😃
Shakespeare: You also probably wrote twilight
Seuss: 😡
The ironic thing is that Stephenie Meyer (author of Twilight) said she was inspired by Shakespeare.
@@justinc.5591 Twilight to Shakespeare is like the difference between an airsoft gun and a real gun
@Brian Lam Did you mean difference between a squirt gun and a real gun?
@@neuraniac you mean the difference between a stick and a real gun?
@@samd2612 You mean the difference between a pool noodle and a real gun?
Dr Seuss: Smiles during Shakespeare’s verse
Shakespeare: I bet you wrote the twilight books too
Dr Seuss: Looks like a literal serial killer
True
Disneyland is bigger than russia bitch
Wouldn't you if you wrote the twighlight books
@@TheRedstoneNarcissist his empire is large but puny compared to Disney and we both have moustache so i kinda like him!
@@TheRedstoneNarcissist man i think stalin is a bit jealous of me! Communism sucks! Capitalism rocks!
Dr. Seuss was incredibly shy, hated speaking in public, and had throat cancer later in life, making talking difficult... so he lets his work speak for him.
Genius.
He wasn’t shy when he was cheating on his wife dying from cancer 😂
Also cheated on his wife many times which made her commit suicide.
@@sandromnator That's a rumor. She was suffering from a long term illness, and while Seuss probably did have an affair, there is no evidence that she committed suicide because of it.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Palmer_(writer)
@@sandromnator let’s just not talk about that
@@sandromnator Yeah, that’s something he did. Why in this thread, though?
Even after 10 years my husband STILL quotes "I'm switching up my style like the Beatles to my pieces, each is such a wonder with a plethora of features..." 😂😂😂
Good man....
That line is a mouthful at normal speeds. With a few days practice I'm sure I can do it at full speed, though. I got Alexander the Great's rap after some practice, and that one is much longer - albeit not as fast.
Jfc it's been ten years....
@@LostRiver77 Lol that's exactly what I did after reading this comment. Went up and saw when the video was uploaded. I remember this video like it was yesterday
Yuck
"Ye hoebag" this is an insult I will now regularly use.
@Patrick Wright how powerful?
@Patrick Wright damn that's powerful. Imma go use it
@@imperaviemunare7033 Hahaha
XD
Ye hoebag all of u
Writing that first verse in iambic pentameter and having it work on a modern rap beat is damn impressive
His second verse is as well.
Even more impressive, when Watsky wrote Poe's verse for Edgar Allen Poe vs Stephen King, it's in a trochee.
"I will choke this joker with a trochee..."
fucking amazing.
Only first three lines though right? The "I hath been iambic on that ass ye bastard" comes to 12 syllables. Still mind blowing లే awesome but just thought I'd check if I got something wrong
@@VivekAnandJ I mean, he says I hath been iambic on that ass, not I am being iambic on that ass.
Vivek Anand J I think it’s not supposed to be because hath means have, past tense, he’s done it but stopped (and I’m not surprised they didn’t make all of his raps in iambic because even managing one verse must have taken ages)
In my opinion, this was ERBs first true masterpiece. Those first three verses are just flawless.
I love how you said the first 3 verses lmao
@@CinnamonGhost_Crunch thing 1 & 2 is just an atrocity.
@@mateodelafuente7320 facts
@@mateodelafuente7320 Imma be real their lines are good, nothing special, but god damn they could've done so much better with the voices
We don’t talk about the Things’ verse.
The verse for Things 1 and 2 was like The Godfather Part III:
Everything preceding it was a masterpiece, and I’d rather just not acknowledge its existence.
You couldn’t have said it any better.
1:43 Cat in the Hat already looking like he thinks it was a mistake to let them rap.
Came to say something like this exactly. Things are not only shrill, but their verse sucks. The Bard won hands down.
Seuss should've drawn Grinch or the Lorax, why did *they* have to join
@@sparrowwing1729 "Oh fuck I remembered why I locked them in the first place"
I love how Seuss is relaxed until Shakespeare mentions he wrote twilight
+TheGotenza I know that but I thought it was funny how he's really chill and then Shakespeare says he thinks he wrote twilight and he's angry
i noticed that too lmao! way too disrespectful there!!
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the movies ruined the books for us all.
ikr
Wait...he really wrote twilight?? I thought it was just a joke
"you leave a classroom lookin like the end of Macbeth" holy shit
Mars ikr
Delliott- Gaming what is mcbeth about because idk
everybody dies. Like homestuck
a play by shakespeare, pretty much everybody dies at the end
Except for Malcom and macduff and fleance...
The line "you have to translate what you said on the opposite page" is literally killer, it reminds me of grade 10 reading Romeo and Juliet, and again in grade 12 with Macbeth, every single modern Shakespeare book has columns on the sides dedicated to translating words and phrases, and giving history lessons on everything
Yeah, it is especially hard to get because it was meant to be performed, not read by bored teenagers. Going to my first Shakespeare play, performed by adults who knew what they were doing, blew my mind.
Huh they have never done that with me
@@iambicpentakill971 The vast majority of Shakespeare books that are studied in schools have to be translated because the language and diction used is extremely outdated and can be difficult to understand. It has nothing to do with "bored teenagers" or because you can't experience the story outside of watching a performance.
That was exactly what I had to do, for my GCSE’s.
When I was an English major at college, I was WISHING it was Shakespeare when I was having to read Gawaiin and the Green Knight in old English.
"Come bite my thumb!
I hope you know the stakes.
I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades, then ask what light through yonder poser breaks?"
Bro, that was an incredible line, to me. The whole delivery was perfect and it was alll just a warning of the lyrical shotgun that was his second turn.
It’s what has me coming back to this video constantly. It’s so god damn clever.
@@ericksheldon3870 even the shotgun motions he makes is perfect.
To top it off it’s also in iambic pentameter
That's watsky .. His first video was pale boy raps fast.
Which is even more awesome when you learn the whole first verse was written and spoken in iambic pentameter.
Dr. Seuss uses his book-written characters to duel Shakespeare.
Shakespeare can't do that since all of his are dead.
fUCK. that killed me.
SpectrumRarity I actually laughed oh my god.
this made me smile
SpectrumRarity I like what you did there but ERB did this because Dr. Seuss was mute
omg so true
I love how they added how suess couldn't speak due to oral cancer. They also added the whole imagery of letting your work do the talking, as evident when Dr suess starts creating the cat and the entire world for his side of the rap.
I didn't know he had oral cancers
JUN QIN I'm not really as educated in the illnesses I'll admit. It's possible I've made a mistake. But something affected his throat thus not allowing him to speak.
MemeLord Kuroe *u loved how they added drs sues with oral cancer..* wow
anthony gamer I meant it in the way of how he wasn't speaking. It's true that he died because of it. But it's showing how his writing and imagination did the talking for him.
Or I could just be a morbid human who hates everyone...who knows
MemeLord Kuroe xD lmao ik I'm just kidding 👏😂
Dr. Seuss: Pulls out paintbrush with an evil smirk.
Shakespeare: Stares in confused horror.
Shakespeare won tho
@@sit-insforsithis1568 Agreed, I just like that little touch.
Then Shakespeare proceeds to kill it with machine gun speed rapping
11 years later and this still hits like no one's business
Agreed, one of the best beats and lyrics
I just said "and no gonads, egads, it's so sad" like out of nowhere the other day. Rent free.
Things 1 and 2:
Felt that
no
I’m sure it’s already been said, but the fact that Suess “speaks” only through his characters is a brilliantly subtle and loving homage.
The reason they did this is actually kinda sad. It's because towards the end of his life Dr Seuss developed throat cancer and had a difficult time speaking more than a few words at a time. Hence he lets his characters speak for him.
@@Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox he also just didn't like interviews.
Though its a little sad thing 1 and 2 are the worst thing to ever happen in ERB history lol
The rest of this is the best by far though
I know Dr. Seuss couldn't speak due to his oral cancer, but why couldn't it be "William Shakespeare vs. The Cat in the Hat"?
@@Yuni-is-Schrodingers-Fox no he absolutely was terrified of public speaking his whole life he had trouble talking to others and is why he wrote books
I can't believe Dr Seuss tried to go after Shakespeare, the man who literally invented "yo mama" insults
What, you egg?
[He stabs him]
An overlysarcasticproductions man i see
Seuss wrecked Shakespeare by the simple virtue of not uttering a word & letting his character proxies handle his business. 🤷🏻♂️
@@joshie1873 In fact, that's what self-roasted him, in first place. Seuss lost in the mere instant the Things appeared on camera
@@PrimalFurCollector How many characters did Shakespeare have to pull from his entire collective works? Lol, no. He lost. Just my opinion. 🤷🏻♂️
This vid has the best reactions between two character's disses
Dr Seuss looking to the sky like he's high when Shakespeare talks about his stories being high on acid was so perfect
“I bet you wrote the Twilight books too!” No line in ERB has ever been able to live up to how savage that line is
i dont know who that is
Bro this shit isn't even in the top 15 lines wtf lol. That shit was so mild. What next? "You look like Nickelback is your favorite band" lmaoooo.
It's not good. And I say that as someone who isn't interested in Twilight at all lmao
@@FoxxxFatali think its a joke
@@CapitanJorge24 Joke or not, shit's subjective.
I don't get it
William: I bet you wrote the twilight books, too
Dr. Suess: *Gets triggered*
I would too if somebody said I wrote that crap
it has to be the most painful diss in any of these. i cringe even now to it.
XD
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XD
XD
XD
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You look like someone I know...
*Plays Illuminati Confirmed in the background*
cat in the hat:
he protec
he attac
but most importantly...
he gotta best selling book about him coming bac
XD
Patrick Wright ahwt?
Dayton Hughes thwa?
😂😂😂
Dayton Hughes I know
Htwa?
Watsky doesn't get enough credit in general. Dude had always been a master at his craft. 2016's 'X Infinity' by Watsky has been my favorite album to this date since it dropped. Nothing comes close. Even the music videos telling a story is ART.
Watsky is and as I quote " a god"
This is how i found watsky, about 10 years ago! Been a devout fan since. I saw him for his probably last tour, in SF, and was amazing. Always a great performer, but what a way to go out. Got to chat a little during the VIP before, and a very good dude.
“I thought i was an athiest until i realized imma god” always my favorite line, lol
*don't be nice*
Shakespeare went crazy in the second verse
shakespear won simply because of how bad thing 1 and 2 were
Rick Astley Vs. Rebecca Black. The worlds worst, most troll friendly song :)
lol
True
so true
true
it is indeed
can we all take a moment to appreciate the beat for this
DizzyDwarf1937 And Shakespears accent. Watsky nailed it
DizzyDwarf1937 amen to that
+Paul Djete hi. I know you
Racoon Face Television Really?
+Paul Djete I think you are the guy who was replying to my Albert Einstein vs Stephen Hawking comment
Whos here in 2024😂😂😂 song kept playing in my head this morning...cant believe its more then a decade
Continuing my review of every ERB so far:
In the grand scheme of ERB, this battle is legendary, and for good reason. First of all, the running gag of Seuss not actually speaking is fantastic, as his characters and worlds often spoke more than his own words.
Watsky as Shakespeare is fantastic. Opening the verse in iambic pentameter was a wonderful choice, and any ERB where watsky raps fast is immediately amazing.
9/10
Don't disagree, but Dr Seuss not speaking is probably more a nod to him having throat cancer and being unable to speak.
bad review but i agree 🙂
@@spoppyboi6427 may I ask what makes it a bad review if you agree with it?
wait, that's watsky? shit!
it's a good 9.6/10 my issues is thing 1 and 2 it would be a 9.9/10 if no thing 1 an 2
"I would not could not on a boat, read any of the boring ass plays you wrote"
Goddamn.
ye hoebag
cool
Even Horton doesn't want to hear you and Cyndi lu who is afraid to go near you
The Cat in the hat is right, Shakespeare is boring. Why? I'm in high school and had to learn it
You need to grow up a bit to enjoy the Bard.
Okay, let me get something clear. Y'all don't know how good diss was the line "And top it off, you're not a doctor". Dr. Seuss father wanted him to become a doctor later on in his life, so he added Dr in front of his name to kinda leverage his father's ambitions. So, Shakespeare f'd him up with that line. Good one.
I think it was intended that people read up about who should've won which rap battle, and why. It's a shame it doesn't happen too much!
Stephen King Vs Edgar Allan Poe !!!!!!!
@@robertjohnson4918 theres already one of them battles !!!!!!!
He is a Doctor...
Technically he is a doctor, he got an honorary doctorate in literature.
Shakespeare: I bet you wrote the twilight books too!
Dr Seuss: Ok! That does it!
I can't even count how many times I've watched this video over the past decade. I remember first seeing it when it came out, and I could just never get over how cool of a concept it was that Dr. Seuss doesn't say anything in this entire rap, he speaks entirely through his characters and I just find that extremely cool. Since he's an author it only makes sense that he would express himself through his work. I really appreciate that concept - this is the reason this is one of my favorite ERBs of all
I've met watsky so many times since this came out, even smoked a joint with him because our birthdays are just days apart AND I STILL CANT RAP HIS FAST VERSE
My ex did it once after like 3 months of us practicing, took me 1 year and I manged to barely do it. Still can't complete it.
I'm so ashamed
@@BamBabyBrenda That is too cool, wow. yeah I wanna practice his fast verse, it's really good. It's so cool that you've met him, how did you guys meet?
fr tho
Shakespeare won for two reasons:
First, holy god he rapped in effing iambic pentameter! How did you manage that?!
Second, the Things were terrible. The Cat was alright, and the doctor himself, I don't think he said a word. But the Things ruined his chances if he had 'em.
Btw Dr.Seuss didn't talk because in real life he had some kind of cancer which made not able to talk.
It was Throat Cancer I think
Canadian... Eh He did have Throat Cancer
Oh shit you're right! I never noticed it was in iambic pentameter. I don't care who won props for whoever wrote Shakesphere's lyrics
xjohnx567 George watsky is a poet/rapper he definitely wrote his own lyrics
I like how Dr. Seuss only spoke through his characters
He had throat cancer
+Mingus Derrick yeah I know
Hr has throat cancer
Because he's mute
Dr. Seuss has nothing. He's dead.
Here I was today napping and this song popped in my head, it’s been years but randomly today I heard this in my dream again
Soon this battle will reach 100 million views and we´ll all get to talk about how great 3/4 of it is again!
You're referring to the thing 1 and 2 at the end right? 😂
It’s at exactly 100 mil now
@@battledroid7628 Just talking here so I can proof in the future that I watched this when it is in 100 mil views
I like how they portrayed Shakespeare's obvious superiority as a writer with his fast raps. Seuss countered with his creativity.
But really, nobody can beat William Shakespeare in a lyrical battle, the dude dissed his fellow writers in his sonnets before writing battles existed
Quaxl have you heard of flytes? the original rap battles, not shakespeare’s sonnets
A drunk in a pub once allegedly challenged him to a fight and Shakespeare chose words as his weapon. The drunk agreed, with his first insult being "You villainous villain!" and 5 seconds later he passed out after Shakespeare destroyed him with a string of insults he made up on the spot and integrated into the English language.
@@specialunit0428 sounds like a scripted play he wrote lol
You could make the argument that, since literary battles are now commonplace, Seuss would have an advantage on that front.
When shakespeare wrote "A rose by any other name would smell as sweet"
He was actually dissing a rival theatre, the rose, which had a sewage problem
When you accidentally let the main act be your first verse and your hypemen go last
*Yes*
This was and probably still is my favorite ERB of all time. For some reason, I get choked up going through these again. My dad and all my siblings used to stay up and watch these the days they'd drop. Thanks for making these things, guys.
It’s been like so many years and I still watch this. Epic rap battles of series is so good it brings back some good memories.
"How you gonna battle with the Cat In The Hat" "I got a best selling book about me coming back"
**Gets replaced in the next verse**
I mean....couldn't they have at least used the Grinch, or Horton, or some other famous Seuss character instead of...those two? I like this one, but it did end a bit disappointingly.
@@mentaya11 grinch would've been PERFECT
@@mentaya11 If you say this you don't know enough about Dr. Seus. Thing 1 and Thing 2 were the perfect choice.
@@leesteal4458 Lol. Ok, I'll bite. Why? I do know quite a bit about the man, but why do you think some minor characters that never say a word in the Cat in the Hat make a better secondary rap partner than another major Dr. Seuss character?
@@mentaya11 For the simple fact that my son, when he was a at the Dr. Seuss age, enjoyed those characters way better.
"We smashed the Globe" is actually a good line considering Shakespeare's favorite theatre was called "The Globe" and it was constantly vandalized and then eventually burnt down.
No he actually built it, had nothing to do with favoritism
@@matthewdistefano7886 Oh yeah that's right. Still.... great line
Mother Hubbard humble brag
I never thought too deeply about it but it was still a shit verse
The Globe was burnt down during a play of Henry V (I think) during the coronation scene. They fired an actual Canon for the scene. This then set the roof on fire. No one was killed in the blaze.
so happy this was thought up, planned, shot, and distributed here
This is my favorite of all the ERBs!!
"even Horton doesn't wanna hear you"
damn
battle over.
Ye ho bag your just and old white Soulja Boy with no swag!! :D
Ashley Stewart Idk about all that
At that point it was obvious Seuss won
King Lyoko and condo my who is afraid to go near you. you bore people to death. you leave the classroom looking like the end of macbeth I entertain a child of any age you gotta translate what you say on the opposite page.
'I bet you wrote the twilight books too' That's an insult of the highest degree.
SpottyDog SevenOneFour Yep
It's awful and overrated
I'VE FINALLY MEET PEOPLE THAT AGREE WITH ME
Yup
"I'll put a slug between your shoulder blades then ask what light through yonder poser breaks" is one of my favourite ERB rhymes ever
Always interesting to come back and see watsky after all of his more serious projects. Mad respect
Seuss looks higher than a kite.
He didn't draft his books by kindergarteners high on acid, he was when he wrote them.
yess
+NatalieDanae Omg, lol! Yes he does!
lol
no shiz!
Admit it, you've tried to do Shakespeare second verse
Mermaid Boy yea ik I did it
I have and I can
Magonus epic
It's actually significantly easier than Newton's last lines (honestly, try it) because you don't really have to think about it.
Fair enough
This was the first one i ever watched of rap battle of history and i love that so much.
Definitely my favorite ERB Rap Battle ever 💞
What? it's really at the bottom of the barrel.
@@OmoriSupportsPalestine_143 wow you must not know what opinions are? Google it.
Its actually criminal how theres no comment about how fire this beat is. Like holy shit, the versus are good, but the beat is just on another level!
I downloaded it and religiously bump it in my car 🤗
@@theravensaysnevermore8876 What’s the beat called?
I am unsure of the instrumental. I downloaded the ERBH song/skit
Honestly its probably the best in the entire series.
This is actually one of the best beats to play if you're doing a public freestyle, almost anyone can rap to it even if they're bad at rapping
When Shakespeare switched up his style. Eminem left the party
When you to Thomas downes farm TB entered the chat
Yet you couldn't left the chat before Tuberculosis joined
Watsky intensifies
Twista has entered Shakespeare soul
Random 212th trooper when I played it I saw Downes and I’m like “oh he so has TB.” Then he gave it to Arthur and I’m like “I just watched a man get sentenced to death.”
10 years ago and it's still one of y'all's best
Dang the lyrics are so creative. This is raw talent right here
I know it now. William Shakepeare is the early modern Eminem.
Early modern, but yeah.
@@DMU555 There, happy now?
@@Mr_Nikolaev No
@@DMU555 What now, you scrotum mole?
@@Mr_Nikolaev I'm never happy thats why all I do is tell people they mixed up the medieval period with the early modern period. Please don't tell my wife.
It was fucking terrifying when Dr. Seuss pulled out his brush with the face...
Makai Tolbert right
he looks bad as
you got fuking scard becaues of a brush the fuck
Makai Tolbert ikr
"Say hi to Romeo and Juliet for me, when you meet them." (get it? both are dead.. knvm kthnxbye)
This is my fav erb content
I was waiting for it to continue.
Would've had the same reply 100 lines later, this was great
"I'm iller than the plague i've never caught" be hittin different these days
I'm guessing that was one of the lines Shakespeare did when he was rapping so fast that I couldn't understand a word he was saying?
@@rhunter42dragon yes
Slow the video down, you'll be able to understand then
@@rhunter42dragon there’s literally subtitles
@@MaskedM4n And usually that's enough. But this guy goes so fast that I can't even keep up with the subtitles.
@@rhunter42dragon
4 months later I feel like I need to say, you can, like the other guy said, slow down the video and read the subtitles.
This one is my number one favorite erb episode!
Congrats on 100 Million!!!
Suess was kicking ass until Shakspeare stole the show.
also things one and two sucked at rapping
ikr XD
TrollBait yes but no one can beat watsky that was who Shakespeare was he broke the record of one of the fastest rappers
“Ye hoebag” lol best line
I belly laughed at that.
He won already
Shakespeare's second verse is one of the few verses in ERB that had dealt visible damage. It was literally blowing Seuss away and Cat in The Hat was left in a stunned silence.
“ill put a slug between your shoulder blades then ask what light through yonder poser breaks? “ still burns in my mind 10 years later
*(Second Edit: I really can't believe y'all made me top comment lmao I hope all of y'all still kicking it to ERB and having a badass life, and I hope everyone has a great 2022)*
So is nobody mentioning how the guy who played Shakespeare not only rapped some seriously dope, fast bars, but also did so mostly in shakesperian english with an accent.....dude seriously he needs some cred for this
*edit*: okay, i wanna start by saying holy shit thanks everyone for the likes, thats awesome, but second, did anyone who has commented in the last month not read my replies? i know who watsky is! lololol i didnt know it was him when i made the comment, after i learned who it was and that i used to listen to all his freestyles, i had a newfound appreciation for him. guys a legend and a record breaker, right up there with Mac Lethal
He needs no credit, look up "Watsky"
@@katorro7429 I know watsky, hes rapped against Mac Lethal lol but still, he lost against Mac, but I can BET Mac cant rap in a shakesperian accent AND use Shakespearean language in a rap, so big props to him lol thanks for telling his name though, could never remember it
@@crazycherokee8552 Don't Be Nice, Whoa Whoa Whoa, Amplified and Moral of the Story are great songs to start for him.
Damn right. Wait was that watsky?
The real crime here is the follow up by thing 1&2, compared to Shakespeares fire verse they were straight trash
Shakespeare raps against 4 dudes and still destroys them XD
Technically 3.
1 Author, 1 Cat, and Thing 1 and 2
@@peesinyourass I can count. The author never says a word, so he technically doesn't count in the rap.
@@mainman3476 but if he does not count, both the cat and the things does not count either.
@@peesinyourass you could also argue it was a 1v1 as he wrote the script...
One of the best this is.
BRO CAT IN THE HAT WAS MY FAVORITE DR SEUSS BOOK/MOVIE THANK YOU FOR BRINGING THAT IN 😭
6+8+6+8+10+9+9+7+7+5+8+6+8+5+8+8=
118 syllables in thirteen seconds
118÷13=9.07 syllables per second
That’s like saying cauliflower-cheese-biscuit-sodemy in 1 second for thirteen seconds
I can (somehow) rap it easily.
They sped up the Shakespeare audio when they got to the side angle of his second turn. You could hear the squeak in his voice
@@vlsparrowlv3396 no they didn't, watch the behind the scenes, the guy who did it is known for doing some decently fast raps
NNEEEERRRRRDDDD!!!
(Nice!)
Shakespeare's second verse is the reason why Rap God was created.
Says who?
@@TheMachoVato he did?
@@TheMachoVato Says Joe
@@TheMachoVato says deez
@@TheMachoVato says candice
I would’ve like to see a lot more Dr. Seuss Literary references. They did a few of them, the common ones that everybody knows about. But there are so many obscure Seuss books that most people have never heard of. Many of them aren’t even printed anymore.
They probably would nowadays but this is season 1 lol
This is MY FAVORITE ONE. A battle of words across time. Even all the years later. Ima love yall forever (parasocially of course)
Shakespeare: "Summalummadummalummawubbadubbahubbalubbaskabadeebawabbadubbawokkaflakkamacarena."
Cat: "Oh yeah? Well, let's see you beat Thing 1 & 2!"
Thing 1 & 2: "Ohh. Ey, yoo. We'll beat you up, mate. Yo mamma."
*Shakespeare starts off with a slow but dope verse*
me: mmhmm
*cat in the hat comes back with some quick lines*
me: oh ok here we go
*Shakespeare kills it with some rapid fire murder*
me: OH SWEET MERCIFUL GOD WHAT IS THIS
Cat in the Hat: LETS SEE HOW YOU RAP VS THINGS ONE AND TWO
me: YES, OH YES, MY BODY IS READY
Thing 1 and 2: Ooooooooh (ooooooooh) nooooooo (nooooooo)
me: wait wut....
Thing 1 and 2: YO YOU JUST GOT PLAAAAAAAYED
me: lol yeah ok
I thought the upstaged/play double meaning and wordplay was thing 1 & 2's best line lol
Things 1,2 do the opposite of what you say
Also it was Watsky so they had to show off some of his talent. I haven't practiced too much but in that verse I can go up to "meter" without getting too tongue tied
I'm not joking or jocking but that's one of the best comments I've read on youtube.
So funny yet so accurate. 😂
Amazing!!
this erb video has the best beat out of all of the erb videos
I like how Dr.Seuss didn't have to rap he just used Cat in The Hat Characters
He couldn't even speak. The man had throat cancer.
Mortem I know that dumbass
Why are you addressing me with this?
Hexatron he couldn't speak
Hexatron Me too
A BALLER BALLER
a baller baller? a baller baller!
Sounds like Shakespeare was the Eminem of his time.
ON SOME CRICKET BOWLER BUSINESS WHILE YOU’RE SITTING IN THE BLEACHERS
Knowing NCS has watched this makes me SO HAPPY
Haha it's NCS I love you man
shakespeare's roasts are literally shocking asf 💀
“ye hoebag” is still the weirdest but most brutal insult I’ve heard to this day”
*Y E H O E B A G*
Isabela best line lol
I use that a lot
YE BASTARD
"You bore people to death!"
"You leave a classroom looking like the end of Macbeth!"
Shakespeare won, but that line definitely hurted.
edit: i get it guys, "hurted".
Have to agree
You were clearly bored to death on your English class
Friendly note: This is a joke. Ik sometimes people make mistakes
@@theblaze5530 yup.
I loved macbeth
Hurted? Lmao
“i hath been iambic on thine ass ye bastard” enters my brain every now and then and i couldn’t be happier about that fact
Years later and this is still one of my favorites
Shakespeare won : It was Shakespeare vs Seuss, not Shakespeare vs Seuss's characters.
It's simple. Seuss let his success do the talking.
Oh ok... So for you, Shakespeare could have won if he let Romeo and Juliet or Hamlet rap for him ?
Considering Seuss had Throat Cancer and cant talk........
Yeah...
Ok, so Beethoven vs Justin Bieber : EVEN A DEAF PEOPLE HAS DONE A RAP BATTLE !
kevin rodrigues
The Throat cancer does explain why he let The Cat in the hat And Thing one and Thing 2 rap for him. Its fair game he created them
Shakespeare all the way. Not only because he was better in general but also because George freakin Watsky
***** He did! :)
***** And the verses were damn good
He is a rapper also a poet
T'Proxy I'm aware :) Just makes him even better
IKR so awesome, he was rapping like 19 MPH
“Your crap is drafted by a kindergartener high on acid!” What a line 😂
Almost at 100Mill. One of my top 10 Erb of all time👌🏽
verse 1: surely watsky can rap faster
verse 2: HELL YES FUCKING YEAH
Yep. I've heard him rap with Bliss and Eso and he dropped some serious bars in Tear the Roof Off. I'm still trying to learn how to rap that fast. I'm close but need practise
Out of all the Rap Battles, this one's got the sickest beat.
totally agree mah meng.
Micheal jordan vs Ali....robocop vs terminator....mozart vs skrillex, all got good beats
+Raaider what else can you expect from the kings of written verses
I know rite
+Raaider
The Tesla and the Mario Brothers beats were even better.
hits hard every time
I know this shiz is old but I remember when this dropped and never noticed that “ Shakespeare” was played by George watsky😂
I just found this out myself and had to come right back to this specific video
Were you expecting the real Shakespere to feature in the rap battle?
@@Isaaac165 ikr?
@@BlazingnitroYT yes