Sir Isaac Newton vs Bill Nye. Epic Rap Battles of History

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  • Опубликовано: 28 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 132 тыс.

  • @CamSteady
    @CamSteady 10 лет назад +10447

    I still can't believe how awesome Weird Al is.

    • @justincestare7910
      @justincestare7910 10 лет назад +48

      When's your final epic rap battle parody coming out? Come on man we are waiting

    • @blaqkjak
      @blaqkjak 10 лет назад +50

      Agreed. Been a fan of his for 25 years and I still get giddy whenever I see something new with him! I'm stoked as hell for his new album.

    • @Doghero780
      @Doghero780 10 лет назад +6

      :0 wow dude I can't believe you commented not that I'm trying to insult you or anything it's just that famous youtubers usually don't comment on videos and In my opinion you are famous.

    • @theymightbedux
      @theymightbedux 10 лет назад +3

      aidan clark He got his ideas from this. Direct parodies.

    • @aaronsorber9366
      @aaronsorber9366 10 лет назад +2

      vgrb were u inspired by erb?

  • @danielfinning8270
    @danielfinning8270 4 года назад +23237

    For those of you who don't know, Sir Issac Newton saw this battle and said that he would've done it if they'd asked

    • @lukapaunovski4023
      @lukapaunovski4023 4 года назад +757

      Noah Nelson-Butcher r/woooosh

    • @nate-rs8090
      @nate-rs8090 4 года назад +737

      Yea but then Einstein said his flow was falsified and it started a flame war in the comments:(

    • @SleepyC0bra
      @SleepyC0bra 4 года назад +40

      I know right

    • @Saltygravy117
      @Saltygravy117 4 года назад +9

      @Noah Nelson-Butcher no

    • @christophersavage3597
      @christophersavage3597 4 года назад +27

      @Noah Nelson-Butcher r/whoooosh

  • @kirtmoon742
    @kirtmoon742 3 года назад +11693

    The irony is that the "we got a badass over here" meme is actually from an interview when Neil was talking about how much of a badass Newton was.

    • @danielsmerdel8214
      @danielsmerdel8214 3 года назад +120

      That's... not how the word ironic works? Oh wait, you're probably just a fan of Alanis Morissette

    • @ironman3134
      @ironman3134 3 года назад +1072

      This is textbook irony. Another example would be someone going out of their way to very confidently state something isn’t irony when in fact they have no idea what it is. Now we all have two great examples! The more you know *rainbow*

    • @davejohnson3561
      @davejohnson3561 3 года назад +221

      @@danielsmerdel8214 He literally said in an interview "You can't mess with Isaac Newton and that becomes 'We got a badass over here' "

    • @alexsoundwave0
      @alexsoundwave0 3 года назад +63

      @@danielsmerdel8214 tf did you just say

    • @doctahjonez
      @doctahjonez 3 года назад +66

      @@danielsmerdel8214 You're not very bright are you?

  • @Sirenhound
    @Sirenhound Год назад +2446

    Hearing Weird Al rag on wacky sound effects is one of the most underrated parts of this battle.

    • @thefpstester1293
      @thefpstester1293 Год назад +56

      My dumbass didn't realize it was weird al

    • @vintage-radio
      @vintage-radio Год назад +18

      agreed, that part goes so hard

    • @X0TIX_
      @X0TIX_ 10 месяцев назад +14

      ironic since weird al's music is like if they were a song (a good thing obviously)

    • @Paul12000
      @Paul12000 9 месяцев назад +11

      Wierd AL has a policy to keep his works as clean as possible. This line picks on the entirety of the Epic series. Most have every disgusting word they can think of.

    • @Un_prønøunceable
      @Un_prønøunceable 4 месяца назад +6

      I clicked it cause I was like “is that Weird Al…?” but I got so surprised that it actually was lmao

  • @valsarajkarrapayil7684
    @valsarajkarrapayil7684 3 года назад +9940

    Newton - Dissing Bill's Brain
    Bill - Dissing Newton's Social interactions
    Niel - ASTROPHYSICS BLACK GUY

    • @randallmokjialung3592
      @randallmokjialung3592 3 года назад +249

      Hayden Planetary Fly

    • @user-cu3ky9er7n
      @user-cu3ky9er7n 3 года назад +232

      by the way the answer to your little calculation is ‘‘i’’

    • @alliesakat
      @alliesakat 3 года назад +92

      @@bonashiquandapropiciasmith4654 nice bait & nice fake account

    • @vesselofmercy6988
      @vesselofmercy6988 3 года назад +22

      ∫ (y=0 to y=π/6) sec(y) dy = ln(√3)*?^64

    • @vesselofmercy6988
      @vesselofmercy6988 3 года назад +17

      ? = i , -i, 1, -1

  • @elizabethwhite9096
    @elizabethwhite9096 4 года назад +8423

    Me: trying to sleep
    My brain at 3:00 am:
    A S T R O P H Y S I C S
    B L A C K G U Y

    • @robsyhood
      @robsyhood 4 года назад +86

      the way i cackled

    • @phelan8385
      @phelan8385 4 года назад +72

      fr this shit was running through my head last night

    • @XYZ_is_taken
      @XYZ_is_taken 4 года назад +9

      So was it Banneker or Tyson

    • @MrKassNova
      @MrKassNova 4 года назад +80

      HAYDEN PLANETARY FLY

    • @kevinbatiao8509
      @kevinbatiao8509 4 года назад +6

      Lol, legit

  • @parktamaroon226
    @parktamaroon226 5 лет назад +5363

    “Why don’t you pick on a brain your own size”
    - Friendly fire! Friendly fire!

    • @YoungBeedN
      @YoungBeedN 5 лет назад +53

      Yes true

    • @ExperienceExplosion
      @ExperienceExplosion 4 года назад +63

      Or suicide, Einstein had a smaller than average brain.

    • @whafflete6721
      @whafflete6721 4 года назад +49

      Achievement unlocked:Friendly Fire
      Damage or kill one of your teammate

    • @iDunnoMC
      @iDunnoMC 4 года назад +39

      The line means "You are a scientist-mathmatician and he is a science comunicator, why dont you fight a another science-mathmatician

    • @SuperMontsta
      @SuperMontsta 4 года назад +30

      @@iDunnoMC No, it doesn't. Not at all.

  • @butzmn7190
    @butzmn7190 Год назад +506

    Newton wins hands down. "I created the science you explain to kids" and "You wouldn't even pass in one of my classes" are just too good

    • @emgo-at7398
      @emgo-at7398 9 месяцев назад +6

      Second line u mentioned is so dope bro

    • @NapoleonBlownaparte1812
      @NapoleonBlownaparte1812 7 месяцев назад +17

      not to mention HE RAPPED A MATHEMATICAL FORMULA

    • @mamavswild
      @mamavswild 4 месяца назад +3

      ‘FIRST LAW!!!!’ Hits hard!

    • @MangoMan139
      @MangoMan139 Месяц назад

      The universe is infinite but this battle is finished and I as in I put the swag back in science are bars

    • @RedBar3D
      @RedBar3D 26 дней назад

      not to mention "you got a Bach degree, I got a unit of force named after me"

  • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
    @MrGeorgeFlorcus 3 года назад +8896

    I mean, obviously Weird Al had this shit on lockdown the moment he stepped into the production, but damn, the lines they wrote for him were unstoppable

    • @jacobhamilton2473
      @jacobhamilton2473 3 года назад +567

      Allegedly, Al wrote his own lines. Which I find believable since he has been writing lyrics for decades and has an engineering degree.(edit: he has a degree in architecture according to his website)

    • @MrGeorgeFlorcus
      @MrGeorgeFlorcus 3 года назад +95

      @@jacobhamilton2473 Even better, and I agree, I totally believe he did

    • @anthonyfrank1085
      @anthonyfrank1085 3 года назад +261

      Weird Al is legitimately a good rapper. Which is.... weird.

    • @skullmanjay8497
      @skullmanjay8497 3 года назад +169

      @@anthonyfrank1085 Yeah, I guess it is a bit odd that someone as white and nerdy as him would be a good rapper.

    • @garthok6224
      @garthok6224 3 года назад +81

      @@skullmanjay8497 lol white and nerdy is another one of my favorites from Weird Al. Excellent parody of Chamillionaire

  • @natec8435
    @natec8435 5 лет назад +4900

    Isaac Newton - Unstoppable Force
    Neil deGrasse Tyson - Immovable Object
    Bill Nye - The Collateral Damage

    • @wienzard93
      @wienzard93 5 лет назад +50

      I laughed more than I should over this comment.

    • @CyatYouTube
      @CyatYouTube 5 лет назад +109

      @@wienzard93 Neil deGrasse Tyson - Astrophysics Black Guy

    • @r.d1683
      @r.d1683 5 лет назад +10

      This deserves more likes

    • @keremozcan6881
      @keremozcan6881 5 лет назад +8

      Neil deGrasse Tyson- Vantablack

    • @SarahOtter
      @SarahOtter 5 лет назад +8

      Winner: Gravity

  • @jagerbombers6089
    @jagerbombers6089 8 лет назад +661

    I love how Neil and Bill are friends in real life and in rap battles!

    • @djdom8048
      @djdom8048 8 лет назад +29

      plus neil said if he could meet any =body from history it would be Isaac newton

    • @jagerbombers6089
      @jagerbombers6089 8 лет назад

      I want this trio so badly!!!

    • @ceejayl_1436
      @ceejayl_1436 8 лет назад +7

      +Jaggar Ham too bad because newton is dead

    • @rolandtennapel5058
      @rolandtennapel5058 8 лет назад +6

      Wonder if they would be interested in doing a cover / redo of this together with Weird Al; From what I think I know about them, it's not that far fetched an idea ;-p

    • @themuffinprincesa21
      @themuffinprincesa21 8 лет назад +1

      Roland ten Napel but, but that literally is weird al

  • @heinzguderian628
    @heinzguderian628 Год назад +240

    "You got a bach degree, I got an unit of force named after me!"
    Greatest flex of history

  • @kwebbelkop
    @kwebbelkop 10 лет назад +13398

    _Astrophysics Black Guy!_

  • @thecrimsondragon7300
    @thecrimsondragon7300 2 года назад +7473

    Honestly...Weird Al's performance alone gave Newton the win in my opinion. He nailed it.

    • @jm75937
      @jm75937 2 года назад +345

      Weird Al is a national treasure

    • @avivzohar7493
      @avivzohar7493 2 года назад +35

      @@jm75937 bro yes

    • @yeezoyoutube
      @yeezoyoutube 2 года назад +44

      Gotta love weird al

    • @r0btech
      @r0btech Год назад +33

      Newton being Newton nailed it.

    • @kingsansskelton6495
      @kingsansskelton6495 Год назад +65

      Its weird al, Thats an automatic win

  • @sevenaries
    @sevenaries 4 года назад +8679

    Newton: I created the science you explain to kids
    Bill: Lol no wife
    Neil: ASTROPHYSICS BLACK GUY

    • @64324037
      @64324037 4 года назад +201

      This was more Newton vs pop wannabe scientists

    • @hagenaubram6341
      @hagenaubram6341 4 года назад +76

      I don't fucking know what is going on in this comment's comments but all I'll say is: everyone stop arguing

    • @hagenaubram6341
      @hagenaubram6341 4 года назад +15

      @Pat Micucci I could bother to look stuff up and prove or disprove stuff but I don't even want to bother. Also arguing over stuff this minor is kinda dumb if you ask me

    • @fathermuhammadgoldsteino.b6116
      @fathermuhammadgoldsteino.b6116 4 года назад +22

      @@hagenaubram6341 Why are you still arguing? and coming unarmed? This is Epic Rap BATTLES, it's the spirit of the videos to "battle" in the comments, no?

    • @hagenaubram6341
      @hagenaubram6341 4 года назад +10

      @@fathermuhammadgoldsteino.b6116 dude I just want people to stop arguing. I'm not trying to start an arguement about whether or not the stuff is true.

  • @LuxuriantCarrot
    @LuxuriantCarrot Год назад +128

    The line "When i start flowing i stay in motion.. FIRST LAW!" Helped me out on my physics test yesterday. Thanks guys

  • @jschannel371
    @jschannel371 5 лет назад +5512

    Teacher: what are you laughing at
    Me: Nothing
    Brain:Astrophysics Black guy

    • @Mortred99
      @Mortred99 5 лет назад +74

      The dude says it in a way that if I did not have eyes I would think it is Tyson. :D

    • @ainakbasu8398
      @ainakbasu8398 5 лет назад +7

      I gave you 1k likes :)

    • @rhine7299
      @rhine7299 5 лет назад +26

      Hayden planetary fly

    • @thaisbalentin159
      @thaisbalentin159 5 лет назад +3

      Hey i am lauching dis: wicht dummy

    • @charliehillstrom6356
      @charliehillstrom6356 5 лет назад +12

      @@rhine7299 by the way to your little calculation is "i"

  • @deuxpomme9777
    @deuxpomme9777 4 года назад +3284

    *"Of all the scientific minds in history they put beaker in a bow tie up against me"* bro Newton killed him before he even got a chance to speak

    • @AndrewCheshire
      @AndrewCheshire 4 года назад +56

      Dude, Al Yankovich: Of all the musical minds in history they put friggin' NicePeter up against ME?

    • @jhr7190
      @jhr7190 4 года назад +28

      Well, Degrasse-Tyson also has zero patents and zero theories. He got a B.A. and M.A. instead of B.S. and M.S. -- basically "of arts" are diplomasthat are good for science WRITES instad of REAL scientists who do REAL research... and Neil D-T is a spokesmodel-of-science, he has never DONE real science (experimentation in accord w/the Scientific Method) a day in his life.

    • @metalgearzwei
      @metalgearzwei 4 года назад +9

      JHR haha Tyson go brr brr

    • @ThaNoobTuber
      @ThaNoobTuber 4 года назад +7

      @@metalgearzwei I fucking died to your comment laughing R.I.P press F to pay respect

    • @metalgearzwei
      @metalgearzwei 4 года назад +2

      Tyler McGiver cool

  • @dinomartin-rj9cg
    @dinomartin-rj9cg 5 лет назад +10311

    I love how "astrophysics black guy" just comes in and roasts the guy he's trying to protect. "Pick on a brain your own size..." That. Is. The. Best. Accidental. Burn. Ever.
    Edit: I also did not mean any insult or harm when I quoted astrophysics black guy; I didn't mean to throw any shade, only to quote the song. :)

    • @totallycasual2215
      @totallycasual2215 5 лет назад +84

      LOL

    • @massineben7198
      @massineben7198 5 лет назад +1108

      When you shoot an explosive weapon to save your friend , but the blast radius kills him.

    • @kurt1339
      @kurt1339 5 лет назад +258

      Who ever said that was accidental?

    • @bilbobaggins5938
      @bilbobaggins5938 5 лет назад +452

      Honestly, neither Bill Nye or Neil deGrasse Tyson are as intelligent as Isaac Newton was.

    • @hraesvelgML
      @hraesvelgML 5 лет назад +220

      @@bilbobaggins5938 No shit sherlock.

  • @timgil7830
    @timgil7830 7 дней назад +4

    It's been a decade and this song still gets randomly stuck in my head. Peak rap battles

  • @ThemeParkAvenue
    @ThemeParkAvenue 3 года назад +6515

    “Every action has an equal and opposite reaction except for when we both start rapping.”
    Greatest. Line. Ever.

    • @puresharpbaby6632
      @puresharpbaby6632 3 года назад +33

      fr man very clever

    • @justachilldude4356
      @justachilldude4356 3 года назад +66

      It's a double edged sword though cause it can be interpreted to be insulting Newton. Funnily enough, that actually makes that line a good example of the Law he was referring to

    • @fovarberma752
      @fovarberma752 3 года назад +69

      Nah. Best line ever was "When I start flowing I stay in motion! / FIRST LAW!". Not a lot of Battle Raps managed to take a law of physics and make it a worthy verse. And there were occasions, including Einstein's Energy / mass / speed formulae.

    • @Regular_Decorated_Emergency
      @Regular_Decorated_Emergency 3 года назад +19

      I still think "Every action ... " is the best line in this rap battle.

    • @tag1462
      @tag1462 3 года назад +8

      Albert Equals Emcee Squared. Sorry wrong vid.

  • @ERB
    @ERB  10 лет назад +13528

  • @ErmenBlankenberg
    @ErmenBlankenberg 5 лет назад +20444

    Isaac Newton won that moment they chose Weird Al to play him.

    • @nolifestudios4328
      @nolifestudios4328 5 лет назад +84

      I like your profile picture. Idk I just like docter who.

    • @peterparquer1873
      @peterparquer1873 5 лет назад +112

      You betcha! Weird Al is OG! 👍👍

    • @tenacious645
      @tenacious645 5 лет назад +84

      It's so hard to pick between Weird Al and Tyson here

    • @WhatsTheTakeaway
      @WhatsTheTakeaway 5 лет назад +27

      Yes, unfortunately for the other guys.

    • @TheCaptainSplatter
      @TheCaptainSplatter 5 лет назад +93

      This wasn't even a battle. It was murder.

  • @tonys6620
    @tonys6620 5 месяцев назад +122

    For those who didn't know, Isaac Newton watched this battle and said he would've done it, but he changed his mind when he found out Weird Al was playing him

    • @RevolverSAA51
      @RevolverSAA51 3 месяца назад

      Stop copying comments from 4 years ago noob

  • @1Spacecore
    @1Spacecore 8 лет назад +3494

    ERB Announcer VS Honest Trailers Announcer

  • @dookieshed
    @dookieshed 10 лет назад +14095

    How can anyone expect to beat Weird freaking Al?

    • @Pdillybar
      @Pdillybar 10 лет назад +57

      hi dookie

    • @Yonathenlotus
      @Yonathenlotus 10 лет назад +310

      Well, Neil deGrasse Tyson just did :p

    • @raftjunk
      @raftjunk 10 лет назад +5

      Dookie!

    • @Flench339
      @Flench339 10 лет назад +4

      Dookie!!

    • @maxdot93
      @maxdot93 10 лет назад +61

      neil tyson won it as much as it pains me to say it.

  • @caseylocke4474
    @caseylocke4474 3 года назад +4968

    1:17 - For those interested in physics and dimensions, if you didn't notice it already, you'll appreciate this line particularly: "I accelerated the mind of mankind to a higher plane of understanding and I can calculate the weight and the size and the shape of the shadow of the mind you're standing in." When Carl Sagan was explaining higher planes of existence to laymen, he used his famous "Flatlanders" story to get the point across. He held a cube in front of a light so that it cast a shadow. As he rotated the cube in various positions, it's shape remained a cube but the shadow it cast changed. This showed that trying to calculate the weight and the size and the shape of an object in a higher plane just from its *SHADOW* is impossible. So Newton is bragging that he can do the impossible through an apparent veiled reference to that Flatlanders story. Not only is it an amazing line, but it once again showcases the brilliant minds behind ERB.

    • @cachetes888
      @cachetes888 3 года назад +246

      This types of comments are so valuable.

    • @LonDanDoc
      @LonDanDoc 3 года назад +10

      Yh but what about X ray crystallography

    • @andresyesidmorenovilla7888
      @andresyesidmorenovilla7888 3 года назад +93

      Dude, awesome comment. I was never in my life going to figure that out. We need more like it.

    • @caseylocke4474
      @caseylocke4474 3 года назад +5

      @@LonDanDoc I'm sorry, I don't follow. What do you mean?

    • @dennisbergendorfii5440
      @dennisbergendorfii5440 3 года назад +59

      That just added entire dimensions to the obscure jokes in this vid, thanks!

  • @randomlydumb6161
    @randomlydumb6161 9 месяцев назад +31

    Bro needed backup to face weird Al

  • @squilliam0909
    @squilliam0909 4 года назад +3868

    "What if we got Weird Al to play Issac Newton?"
    Battle over.

    • @mattywaldman1965
      @mattywaldman1965 4 года назад +10

      These are my predictions for tonight. Let me know yours in the comments!👌🏻

    • @muenchhausenmusic
      @muenchhausenmusic 4 года назад +41

      Man, I am no rap aficionado, but it sounds to me like Weird Al has some serious Eminem intonation going on. The guy is good 😯

    • @KarcusKorpse
      @KarcusKorpse 4 года назад +7

      @@muenchhausenmusic Yeah, Issac was winning but then they threw the astrophysics black guy and that made it game over....

    • @bignewsmorgans6114
      @bignewsmorgans6114 3 года назад +18

      @@KarcusKorpse Isaac still won, Neil Degrasse Tyson flamed Bill Nye accidentally lmao.

    • @gilbertkalima9723
      @gilbertkalima9723 3 года назад +2

      People did weird AI write the rimes or it was the ERB guys?
      Why are you crediting him

  • @jackofalltrades3474
    @jackofalltrades3474 4 года назад +3934

    Love how everyone says all Nye said was "haha virgin", but ignore that he called out Newton for drinking mercury, sticking a needle in his own eye, and becoming a Minter because he lost his mind. Underrated verse

    • @vespercire
      @vespercire 4 года назад +279

      Right? Newton obviously did more than Nye, but Nye absolutely burned him with that one verse.

    • @roy9776
      @roy9776 4 года назад +228

      Yep, bills verse was more clever than people think but Isaac Newton’s was so good that bills was ignored

    • @toker6664
      @toker6664 4 года назад +8

      But so what nye is a engineer at most

    • @jackofalltrades3474
      @jackofalltrades3474 4 года назад +66

      @@toker6664 Don't see what that has to do with a rap battle. Keep it relevant, yes? ERB rappers rap about eachother's lives, but that doesn't mean they instantly win if their raps are shitty, just because they were more accomplished in real life.

    • @jackofalltrades3474
      @jackofalltrades3474 4 года назад +24

      @@existenceisillusion6528 That verse by Newton was great. Not as quick as everyone thinks but the burn was still brutal

  • @gengar4022
    @gengar4022 3 года назад +2588

    “I got a unit of force named after me”
    For me, the battle was over after this line

    • @theclown9293
      @theclown9293 3 года назад +18

      Agreed 👌

    • @Sixnipplesonebreast
      @Sixnipplesonebreast 3 года назад +90

      Idk, when Newton rapped an equation, I was done.

    • @m.suhaidi4966
      @m.suhaidi4966 3 года назад +58

      Nope, when Newton called Nye as "Beaker in a bowtie", Newton already won

    • @theclown9293
      @theclown9293 3 года назад +9

      @@m.suhaidi4966 that’s pretty fucking good as well 💀

    • @theclown9293
      @theclown9293 3 года назад +1

      @Marisa Kirisame ☠️

  • @Master_Exploder5000
    @Master_Exploder5000 Год назад +104

    Isaac Newton: the bully
    Bill Nye: The Bullied kid
    Neil DeGrasse Tyson: The Bullied kids older brother.

    • @IsaaacWithThreeA
      @IsaaacWithThreeA Год назад +5

      Carl Sagan: The guy who doesn’t do anything but still supports the bullied kid.

    • @E40570
      @E40570 Год назад +4

      he then kicked the bullied kids af too with size brain line

    • @HarryPotter-uv8yp
      @HarryPotter-uv8yp 9 месяцев назад

      They’re.
      All.
      NERDS.

  • @ThemeParkAvenue
    @ThemeParkAvenue 3 года назад +5176

    This is an interesting story that few of you are going to see. I first saw an ERB at a Weird Al concert. He showed this battle on the screen. You could tell that most people didn’t know what ERB was, but nearly the entire audience was laughing the whole way through. I also laughed a lot and thought it was awesome. Thanks to that concert, I now watch these battles on a daily basis. Thank you Weird Al for showing me this battle. It’s still one of my favorites today.

    • @eesr
      @eesr 3 года назад +7

      i saw this

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 3 года назад +3

      Link? Plz

    • @ThemeParkAvenue
      @ThemeParkAvenue 3 года назад +10

      @@bait5257 I'm sorry, I don't have any video of it.

    • @mikemorzinski365
      @mikemorzinski365 3 года назад +7

      there are weird all concerts?

    • @stormangelus6638
      @stormangelus6638 3 года назад +39

      @@mikemorzinski365 Where the heck have you been? He's been touring for decades!

  • @kevin-pu2lx
    @kevin-pu2lx 4 года назад +1196

    " every action has an equal and opposite reaction, except for when we start rapping"
    UNDERATED LINE IN ERB

    • @SallinKari
      @SallinKari 4 года назад +8

      To be fair, I think the equal and opposite reaction was the Astrophysics Black Guy coming in.

    • @Cemtexify
      @Cemtexify 4 года назад +23

      @@SallinKari Nope Newton went unmatched, hell NDG couldn't even come in without dissing Nye

    • @Aberrantly
      @Aberrantly 4 года назад +1

      The line must be underrated when you misspell it like that.

    • @alorikitsune6394
      @alorikitsune6394 4 года назад +3

      FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRST LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW! Did you catch that? Or did it go to fast to detect?

    • @saiken811
      @saiken811 4 года назад +2

      "You've got a batch degree, I've got a unit of force named after me!"

  • @kingtownley1226
    @kingtownley1226 4 года назад +2811

    Teacher- “okay class have you heard of issac Newton?”
    Me- “FIRSTTTTTTTTT LAWWWWWWWWW”

    • @Lilou-r9u
      @Lilou-r9u 4 года назад +12

      😂😂

    • @yoshidinono8095
      @yoshidinono8095 4 года назад +9

      Please do this.

    • @veeistiredasf
      @veeistiredasf 4 года назад +51

      Me: I was born on Christmas I'm God's gift!
      Teacher: C a n u d o n ' t s t a r t w i t h t h i s b u l l s h i t a g a i n

    • @xbox360guy19
      @xbox360guy19 4 года назад +35

      Me: You waste time debating creationists
      Teacher: I wasn't even debating anything!!!

    • @Father_Jack_The_Enlightened
      @Father_Jack_The_Enlightened 4 года назад +31

      Me: "while I create the science you explain to kids."
      Teacher looks unamused at whole class

  • @_myst_4267
    @_myst_4267 9 месяцев назад +12

    Isaac Newton annihilated Bill with his opening line alone.

  • @MrMikeexley
    @MrMikeexley 2 года назад +2110

    Re-watching these years later. The writing is so good.

  • @Pramusique
    @Pramusique 4 года назад +4629

    "Why don't you pick on a brain your own size" is basically insulting Nye

    • @philosophyandhappiness2001
      @philosophyandhappiness2001 4 года назад +475

      Isaac newton literally invented calculus to track the stars and celestial bodies themselves because math of his time wasnt advanced enough for him. Nye is intelligent, but newton is probably one of the absolute most intelligent people to ever exist🤷

    • @damianrock5297
      @damianrock5297 4 года назад +185

      I wouldn't feel insulted if someone told Sir Newton to "pick on a brain his own size" defending me xD that'd be just fair enough lol

    • @henrybarber288
      @henrybarber288 4 года назад +104

      Wouldn’t really say Neil deGrasse Tyson is as smart as Newton

    • @scientistmilorad9735
      @scientistmilorad9735 4 года назад +16

      @@henrybarber288 Newton is the smartest person in this video, I don't know is Bill Nye or Neil deGrasse smarter, but I prefer Bill Nye👨🏻‍🔬

    • @alfredoalfaro5000
      @alfredoalfaro5000 4 года назад +77

      The only human who could maybe match Newton's "brain size" was Einstein and he already battled Hawking.

  • @s0ycana11a
    @s0ycana11a 5 лет назад +2946

    "Hiding up inside his attic on some Harry Potter business" is a reference to Newton spending the later part of his life studying alchemy looking for the philosopher stone.

    • @jainra
      @jainra 5 лет назад +42

      NO Way...! IS that for real..? Imma googlin' it.

    • @SwaggieVortex733
      @SwaggieVortex733 5 лет назад +6

      No, that means he spent his time on religion

    • @Dr.AutismGod
      @Dr.AutismGod 5 лет назад +98

      @@SwaggieVortex733 No it is referring to Alchemy

    • @rogericafort
      @rogericafort 5 лет назад +43

      Pretty odd for Newton to talk about "wasting time with creationists" when he in fact believed in the Creation account of the Bible, and agreed with his contemporary Archbishop Ussher that the world was only thousands of years old.

    • @Red-Faction
      @Red-Faction 5 лет назад +66

      @@rogericafort To be fair he said "wasting time DEBATING creationists". If anything that would put Isaac in favor of creationists, but really that line implied neither. Rather he's saying that it wasted time because it accomplished nothing.

  • @jon_3013
    @jon_3013 6 дней назад +3

    Such a fkn classic

  • @calmellor
    @calmellor 5 лет назад +4676

    The guy who played Sir Isaac Newton is really good. He should persue a career in music.

    • @mattptheguy
      @mattptheguy 5 лет назад +477

      Yeah, he has some real potential

    • @hamadradwi2161
      @hamadradwi2161 5 лет назад +74

      Lol are u for real ?

    • @mattptheguy
      @mattptheguy 5 лет назад +140

      @@hamadradwi2161 Yus.

    • @bvnhtbvnht5737
      @bvnhtbvnht5737 5 лет назад +93

      Dude that is weird al yankovic. Look him up

    • @mattptheguy
      @mattptheguy 5 лет назад +462

      @@bvnhtbvnht5737 r/woosh

  • @mobilegaming8553
    @mobilegaming8553 5 лет назад +4245

    Top 10 rappers Eminem was too scared to diss
    1: Sir Isaac Newton

    • @pancakesbf2704
      @pancakesbf2704 5 лет назад +48

      Random kid playing whatever 2: Neil DeGrasse Tyson

    • @adventuregalaxygamin6459
      @adventuregalaxygamin6459 5 лет назад +5

      @Fernando Reimpell Bravo i think that Tyson would have done better if it was him vs. newton. all he did was come in to get nye's back

    • @Mr.Korzack
      @Mr.Korzack 5 лет назад +26

      Top 10 rappers Eminem is too scared to diss
      1: Weird Al.
      Fixed it for you, buddy ;)

    • @mobilegaming8553
      @mobilegaming8553 5 лет назад

      Mr. Korzack really

    • @Mr.Korzack
      @Mr.Korzack 5 лет назад

      @@mobilegaming8553 Pretty much, made entirely in a joking fashion, but... Yeah :D

  • @layicorn
    @layicorn 5 лет назад +6240

    Tyson accidentally killed Bill with his first line.

    • @scottydu81
      @scottydu81 5 лет назад +190

      Bill is kind of a moron, so it jives.

    • @demnbrown
      @demnbrown 5 лет назад +336

      Friendly fire

    • @Krishnath.Dragon
      @Krishnath.Dragon 5 лет назад +496

      It wasn't accidental. Bill Nye is a great guy, and a decent scientist, but compared to people like Newton he couldn't hold a candle in the science department. There is a reason why Newton is considered one of the most important figures in Physics, and it wasn't because he went coo-coo for cocoa puffs.

    • @TheAverageCthulhu
      @TheAverageCthulhu 5 лет назад +20

      @@Krishnath.Dragon LMAO

    • @somebodycooliguess1597
      @somebodycooliguess1597 5 лет назад +53

      Heh...kill Bill

  • @TheBINIBALL
    @TheBINIBALL Год назад +40

    Always come back to this to appreciate the way they weaved Newton's Laws of Motion into these fire ass bars. Shoutout to Weird Al

  • @cleverusername9369
    @cleverusername9369 5 лет назад +2923

    Are we not gonna acknowledge Weird Al's Olympian level flow?

    • @samtepal3892
      @samtepal3892 5 лет назад +161

      He has got 35 years of singing experience...all in different genres

    • @adamsandler7980
      @adamsandler7980 5 лет назад +75

      Have you not heard Hardware Store? What might be unironically the highest quality rap I've ever heard is about tools you can get at a Hardware Store.

    • @sethraelthebard5459
      @sethraelthebard5459 5 лет назад +42

      Wierd Al has been parody rapping since the late 70s. I love all his work and acknowledge his next level skill as a true virtuoso musician. Even with saying all that, it takes a truly revolutionary mind to rap as fast as he did while still asking a legit physics question. I mean...how in the actual &@#K do you rhyhme that crap!? LOL

    • @homeslice1479
      @homeslice1479 5 лет назад +10

      I mean sure, we can say the sky is blue.

    • @ms.6230
      @ms.6230 5 лет назад +8

      Dude hes got bars for days

  • @HuckleberryHim
    @HuckleberryHim 5 лет назад +2653

    You've got to appreciate Newton's last verse, they had to be able to rap, with multiple rhymes, a math equation that actually was mathematically correct. Also Yankovic does it at insane speed...

    • @TheHammerGuy94
      @TheHammerGuy94 5 лет назад +102

      Newton: “The Intergral sec y/dy from 0 to 1/6th of Pi is log of base e times the squareroot of 3 times the 64th power of WHAT?”
      Neil: it’s i. Sadly the concept of i dosent exist yet during your time.

    • @bleesev2
      @bleesev2 5 лет назад +40

      I wouldn't call the math equation, or at least the answer, truly mathematically correct.
      Any answer of the form exp(2*Pi*k*i/64) where k = 0, 1, 2, 3, ..., 63 (IE: The 64 roots of unity) is a correct answer. This includes numbers like "i", "1", "-1," and "-i" as well as whats inbetween them. So that's 64 answers, not just "i".
      Actually the whole question is weird because "x^64" is just "1" in this case. So it like, you can raise it to whatever power you want and you'll get a different set of answers. You can raise the hidden variable to the power of infinity and get infinite possible answers. It's just a weirdly framed question.

    • @littyboilitfam112
      @littyboilitfam112 5 лет назад +26

      It’s weird al what do you expect

    • @waldowaggins1330
      @waldowaggins1330 5 лет назад +27

      He lip synced part of Amish paradise backwards

    • @uUuWolf16uUu
      @uUuWolf16uUu 5 лет назад +29

      If I remember correctly, Weird Al has an insane verbal IQ. Just check his songs... Some of them are literally copying the singing of some of the biggest talents of our time (Michael Jackson and such). He is a genius that only exists once every 10,000 years in terms of verbal and rhetoric.

  • @lu-cipher
    @lu-cipher 2 года назад +5248

    I love how Neil was subtly dissing Bill Nye by saying "pick on a brain your own size"

    • @dancorrell2560
      @dancorrell2560 2 года назад +191

      Not subtle at all

    • @haleyfutch2356
      @haleyfutch2356 2 года назад +33

      I'm glad someone said it!

    • @sydssolanumsamsys
      @sydssolanumsamsys 2 года назад +206

      to be fair, nye never acted like hes as smart, in real life or in the battle.

    • @ladderallthinking8790
      @ladderallthinking8790 2 года назад

      @@sydssolanumsamsys Smart? No, I guess not.
      But haughty, arrogant, dismissive and snide?
      Check, check, check and....check!
      It's too bad. He built himself such a platform in the public consciousness. He gets to spend his capital however he sees fit, of course. Just sucks to see formerly fierce lions get demented in their long teeth :(

    • @sydssolanumsamsys
      @sydssolanumsamsys 2 года назад +4

      @@ladderallthinking8790 aygh

  • @kimikomorrow5785
    @kimikomorrow5785 10 месяцев назад +12

    WE WANT MORE WEIRD AL!

  • @Hayden-cp5ex
    @Hayden-cp5ex 4 года назад +5650

    Newton: actually talks about science
    Bill: lol virgin noob
    edit: holy crap look at those likes

    • @23ferretsinasuit
      @23ferretsinasuit 4 года назад

      Leviathan hello fellow ravenclaw! :)

    • @c2e.7877
      @c2e.7877 4 года назад +4

      Edison probably made fun of Tesla with that too. "Lol, you a virgin."

    • @ivanstheterriblesfriend9608
      @ivanstheterriblesfriend9608 4 года назад

      lol but still you know.. bill have a great contribution on revolution too

    • @GenericUsername-qp1ww
      @GenericUsername-qp1ww 4 года назад +8

      if this battle happened now Isaac would have SO much ammo to use against Bill Nye the Gender Spectrum Sellout Guy

    • @deepfriedcanoe1858
      @deepfriedcanoe1858 4 года назад

      Haha Cedric Diggory fan club

  • @darrensanderson1031
    @darrensanderson1031 7 лет назад +1569

    First line on its own kills it. "Of all the scientific minds in history, they put Beaker in a bow-tie up against *me*?!"

  • @TheLowBrassDude
    @TheLowBrassDude 3 года назад +3871

    Can we just take moment to appreciate the fact that Weird Al explained calculus via limerick?

    • @Andy_M.S.c
      @Andy_M.S.c 3 года назад +116

      He didn't explain calculus, nor was the answer (i) correct. It's just plus or minus 1, where i ignores the former (therefore wrong)
      He just spat out an equation.
      If I told you "the partial derivative of 3x^2-ln(4)" would you say I explained calculus? Would you feel prepared to ace a test?

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 3 года назад +17

      When did he do that? He hardly even said anything about calculus.

    • @Arceaus98
      @Arceaus98 3 года назад +106

      @@Andy_M.S.c The equation presented is true when x^64 is equal to 1. i and negative i both work as answers in addition to 1 and -1, not to mention the 60 other roots that have to exist.

    • @HaganeNoGijutsushi
      @HaganeNoGijutsushi 3 года назад +54

      @@Andy_M.S.c the answer is correct. It's not the _only_ possible answer, 1 and -1 also work (as well as more), but it's a valid answer.

    • @DavidKoelle
      @DavidKoelle 2 года назад +30

      @@HaganeNoGijutsushi The limerick he used is one of Isaac Newton's own calculus limericks.

  • @BillyDimitrakopoulos
    @BillyDimitrakopoulos 9 месяцев назад +6

    Arguably the best ERB in terms of lyrics. Al, you sir are simply divine!

    • @aksghazi868
      @aksghazi868 3 месяца назад

      I think King vs Poe is easily on par. I'm not sure which of the two is lyrically superior, but that one should definitely be in contention with gems like "Poe's poems pwn posers" and "I'm the author with the blood and gore lore galore that'll horrify the reader to the core."

    • @gawkersdeathrattle1759
      @gawkersdeathrattle1759 3 месяца назад

      Check out Joker vs. Pennywise for crazy layer-upon-layer of meaning in the lyrics. That one is ERB's magnum opus imo.
      But this one is still tops for sheer epic white and nerdiness.

  • @everlasting9292
    @everlasting9292 2 года назад +5737

    Y’know, speaking of Weird Al, a good rap battle would be Weird Al vs Lin Manuel Miranda. They’re actually friends, so I feel like they’d find it hilarious.

    • @autumngreen6713
      @autumngreen6713 Год назад +48

      Yes! Great idea!

    • @aztecwrrior1997
      @aztecwrrior1997 Год назад +27

      Yo thatd be awesome

    • @gorginhanson
      @gorginhanson Год назад +15

      except no one has heard of that person.

    • @toamatau8785
      @toamatau8785 Год назад +196

      @@gorginhanson I've never seen Hamilton and even I know it's the guy who did Hamilton.

    • @yoshikitte
      @yoshikitte Год назад +67

      @@gorginhanson except almost every musical nerd/person knows hamilton / lin 💀

  • @Kaiimei
    @Kaiimei 5 лет назад +5478

    Newton actually pointed out the difference between their achievements, and Nye just attacked Newton's social relationships...

    • @gmork1090
      @gmork1090 5 лет назад +352

      He didn't have time for a nagging wife when he's busy discovering the most important aspects of the laws of nature. As for their attacks on his hobby of alchemy, psht, all it really is is highly experimental chemistry. Bill and Neil were acting like he was shaking a stick at stuff and saying gibberish.

    • @TheOpalHammer
      @TheOpalHammer 5 лет назад +308

      ​@@gmork1090 Saying alchemy is highly experimental chemistry is like saying astrology is like highly experimental astronomy.

    • @leesteal4458
      @leesteal4458 5 лет назад +12

      @@gmork1090 Lol

    • @gmork1090
      @gmork1090 5 лет назад +157

      @@TheOpalHammer Robert Boyle was credited as the first modern chemist, and he was alive during the time of Newton. Astrology was based on bullshit and emotional appeals and fanciful thinking. Alchemy is a precursor and major contributor to what we know of chemistry. And don't be daft; contrary to popular belief alchemy isn't ONLY concerned with turning lead into gold or making immortality potions.

    • @williameldridge9382
      @williameldridge9382 5 лет назад +116

      @@TheOpalHammer Alchemy was in fact simply chemistry, before chemistry was known as it is. The difference between the two is that they got a lot wrong with Alchemy, severely and fundamentally wrong. That said, a lot of what we know in chemistry today traces it's origins to the study of alchemy.
      @Fireflux the reason he attacked his social relationships is because while Newton was extremely smart, he was also bat-shit crazy. Not eccentric, CRAZY. He did some strange and bizarre things that even people back then knew were messed up and weird. Attacking his character is a direct attack on his accomplishments.

  • @Openreality
    @Openreality 4 года назад +929

    Winner of course is ERB for getting Weird Al Yankovich to play as Sir Isaac Newton. I had the pleasure of shaking his hand when I was in the military. He is crazy tall. I am a tall guy, however when I shook his hand his hand engulfed mine easily. It was when Alpocylipse was released. I commented on how I loved how he dogged Lady Gaga in his "Perform This Way" song. He smiled like he won a million bucks and shook my hand. He signed my album sheet

    • @toadthebreakvan4518
      @toadthebreakvan4518 4 года назад +3

      *yankovic

    • @trollking99
      @trollking99 4 года назад +9

      Al is ageless!

    • @patrickschmitz4586
      @patrickschmitz4586 4 года назад +5

      he's 6'0

    • @triciahenry4674
      @triciahenry4674 4 года назад +4

      I must say that due to my luck of meeting my favorite celebrities (most of them died, Michael Jackson, Stan Lee, Robin Williams, Cameron Boyce, Patrick Swayze, Steve Irwin) I must say that you got severely lucky. I always wish I could meet Weird Al but due to my epilepsy - and thus zero chance at joining the military - I mainly don't have much of a chance.

    • @mantisqueen23
      @mantisqueen23 4 года назад +1

      I met him too! Such a nice guy!

  • @jettpack9168
    @jettpack9168 11 дней назад +2

    i saw this and thought "that guy looks really familiar" so i checked the description and boom it's weird al

  • @THEGREATMAX
    @THEGREATMAX 9 лет назад +7860

    Weird Al won.
    For the love of god, he rapped a MATHEMATICAL FORMULA

    • @JacoboTheHobo
      @JacoboTheHobo 9 лет назад +107

      Agreed

    • @brannantisdale815
      @brannantisdale815 9 лет назад +37

      +THEGREATMAX Dude, you got that right.

    • @kennyrulez-thatswhatshezed1928
      @kennyrulez-thatswhatshezed1928 9 лет назад +32

      +THEGREATMAX have my upvote, fine sir

    • @jmoneymaker96
      @jmoneymaker96 9 лет назад +133

      +THEGREATMAX and when he said: every action has an equal or opposite reaction, except for when we both start rapping. Bill Nye got owned completely with that line.

    • @bobjones7561
      @bobjones7561 9 лет назад +13

      But he didn't actually invent it, that is actually a calculus limerick.

  • @computernoober7823
    @computernoober7823 4 года назад +2663

    Teacher: why are you laughing?
    Me: Nothing
    My brain: ASTROPHYSICS BLACK GUY

  • @anthuwuny
    @anthuwuny 5 лет назад +7831

    when the two smartest kids in class get different answers

    • @onlyonemitch5049
      @onlyonemitch5049 5 лет назад +243

      But Astrophysics black guy comes in to safe the day

    • @Frog101_Real
      @Frog101_Real 5 лет назад +216

      And the 3rd smartest kid gets the true correct answers

    • @sev1011
      @sev1011 5 лет назад +70

      And then the Teacher comes in

    • @cachetes888
      @cachetes888 5 лет назад +17

      Yeet Meister this comment actually make me laugh so much bro

    • @awilddon.8570
      @awilddon.8570 5 лет назад +15

      I spit my juice on my phone thanks to the level of humor this has. Thanks a lot. No thank you. I havent laughed that hard in years and my phone os broken anyway

  • @SIZModig
    @SIZModig Месяц назад +1

    Every time I see Weird Al in something it's always amazing

  • @gandalf_thegrey
    @gandalf_thegrey Год назад +4087

    "I accelerated the mind of mankind
    to a higher plane of understand and
    I can calculate the weight
    and the size
    and the shape
    of the shadow of the mind you are standing in"
    Is basically ERBs greatest ever line. Utterly destroyed.

    • @stringynoodles9151
      @stringynoodles9151 Год назад +34

      Seriously

    • @zipzop6000
      @zipzop6000 Год назад +2

      There are a million million million million million particles in the universe that we can observe; your mama took the ugly ones and put them into one nerd.

    • @travisbickle3835
      @travisbickle3835 Год назад +53

      fired up is better

    • @Pittip2
      @Pittip2 Год назад +5

      wouldnt "i can`T" even be more epic?

    • @valtielwindsor
      @valtielwindsor Год назад +4

      Totally agree! :D

  • @harrisenlysaght
    @harrisenlysaght 5 лет назад +4368

    I like to think Neil's the kind of guy who would've done this himself if he was asked

    • @electrikshock2950
      @electrikshock2950 5 лет назад +678

      He actually said on a podcast that he would have if they'd asked him

    • @streetfood7568
      @streetfood7568 5 лет назад +220

      I bet bill would also

    • @habelmarton8913
      @habelmarton8913 5 лет назад +675

      I think if they asked Isaac he would’ve gladly done it

    • @GhastlyG
      @GhastlyG 5 лет назад +31

      Hábel Márton 😂😂😂

    • @vincentramirez6967
      @vincentramirez6967 5 лет назад +104

      Neil would... but Bill is known to be very arrogant.

  • @ЛюбомирГайдарски
    @ЛюбомирГайдарски 4 года назад +2198

    "Why don't you pick on a brain your own size?!"
    Newton: *left searching*

    • @cdobreezy007
      @cdobreezy007 4 года назад +32

      Underrated

    • @Yourhandlesystemsucks
      @Yourhandlesystemsucks 4 года назад +5

      Ooo shit

    • @Rome3625
      @Rome3625 4 года назад +5

      Leibniz?

    • @sakkikoyumikishi
      @sakkikoyumikishi 4 года назад +30

      I mean, Leibniz, Euler, Kant, Gauss... there's no shortage of great (or even greater) minds to pick on, just none of them present in this video. ;)

    • @markflexer117
      @markflexer117 4 года назад +19

      Sakkiko Yukiko Its arguable that newton had a greater mind than those named but impossible to say for sure

  • @chris_the_nerd09
    @chris_the_nerd09 3 дня назад +2

    I cannot believe they got weird Al in a fucking epic rap battles of history

  • @DoiInthanon1897
    @DoiInthanon1897 2 года назад +1718

    You don’t often hear an equation being rapped. Weird Al totally killed this battle and it stands as one of if not my favorite ERB of all time.

    • @michaelscott6022
      @michaelscott6022 2 года назад +68

      It helps that the equation in question is not only real, but was calculated so as to be spoken as a limerick. Newton basically flexed on everybody by using math to write poetry.

    • @theepicone1264
      @theepicone1264 Год назад +4

      @Michael Scott we sılved the equation and the answer is not i, it is fake.

    • @lolicanadian
      @lolicanadian Год назад +11

      @@theepicone1264 No, it's a valid solution. In fact, the left side is _exactly_ equal to the natural log of the square root of 3; multiplying it by _i_ to the sixty-fourth power doesn't change anything.
      _The integral sec y dy_
      _From zero to one sixth of pi_
      _Is log to base e_
      _Of the square root of three_
      _Times the sixty-fouth power of i_

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 Год назад +1

      @@michaelscott6022 The equation is question is technically not real lmao.

    • @vintage-radio
      @vintage-radio Год назад

      ikr

  • @phoebeclark4718
    @phoebeclark4718 4 года назад +3577

    My physics teacher: "Okay, who knows Newton's 3rd Law?"
    Me: "Every action has an equal and opposite reaction--"
    My physics teacher: "Very good--"
    Me: "Except for when we both start RAPPING!"

    • @davidmarshall3683
      @davidmarshall3683 4 года назад +176

      Your physics teacher: "excellent"

    • @phoebeclark4718
      @phoebeclark4718 4 года назад +29

      @@davidmarshall3683 😂 I wish. In reality I didn't say anything

    • @oceanmythjormundgandr3891
      @oceanmythjormundgandr3891 4 года назад +17

      @@phoebeclark4718 awwe. it would have been fun to hear about if you did it and got an answer. If you ever get that question please answer with that

    • @noone-xz4nt
      @noone-xz4nt 4 года назад +5

      @@phoebeclark4718 This line is so weird to me though. Like whenever I think about it I think they got it wrong. Every action has an opposite and equal reaction. So with this line, if Newton was an amazing rapper that means bill is equally great at being bad at rapping hence being opposite of Newton. So when he says except when we rap he basically takes away the punch.

    • @ivandobrev2240
      @ivandobrev2240 4 года назад +21

      @@noone-xz4nt Nah bro, you misunderstand. The law is "For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.". So if Newton raps good against Neil he should get and equal good rap from Neil, but then he says "except for when we both start rapping", meaning, Neil cannot rap against him at all.

  • @thunderviperx7854
    @thunderviperx7854 4 года назад +2119

    Isaac Newton: Makes up a physics intelligent clever verse that can destroy Nye into shreds
    Bill Nye: Nerd

    • @cryocritikal
      @cryocritikal 4 года назад +52

      Thunder Viper X bill nye:lol u virgin

    • @dredark3
      @dredark3 4 года назад +35

      Newton had it by a mile at that point, but the math equation just put it over the top. I do like that Neil comes on and gives the answer though lol

    • @thunderviperx7854
      @thunderviperx7854 4 года назад +1

      @@dredark3 yup. a kid friendly battle

    • @Hayden-cp5ex
      @Hayden-cp5ex 4 года назад +5

      ik right Bill didnt even try to prove him self as a better scientist

    • @juanjesusarroyo6532
      @juanjesusarroyo6532 4 года назад +14

      @@Hayden-cp5ex how could someone try to do that?
      Maybe Einstein could but not Nye

  • @TheforeverPigeonKing
    @TheforeverPigeonKing 14 дней назад +3

    This stands as the only erb’s without cuss words

    • @alexfraser8352
      @alexfraser8352 11 дней назад +1

      One of em. There is Steve Irwin vs Jaques Cousteau

    • @garfieldfan925
      @garfieldfan925 8 дней назад

      He says badass, and bill does a sex finger sign

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum 8 дней назад

      Isaac Newton and Bill Nye never cussed in their correspondences or on tv, so it has historical accuracy

  • @jlokison
    @jlokison 4 года назад +889

    A skill of Weird Al's that has amazed me since the 80s is how you can hear clearly each word he says no matter how fast he talks, raps or sings. Might not completely understand everything he says but you still hear it clearly. Might be why he had to gargle and sing with marbles in his mouth when parodying Nirvana.

    • @HubbaBubbaD
      @HubbaBubbaD 4 года назад +44

      Because Weird Al is the greatest musical talent in the last 100 years

    • @wendydabee
      @wendydabee 4 года назад +15

      Hargle bargle nouus??

    • @Daesma999
      @Daesma999 4 года назад +6

      that's what I love about him.. Eminem is afraid of this guy :D

    • @sbritton1313
      @sbritton1313 4 года назад +1

      Except when he doesn't want you to... I.e. smells like nirvana

    • @coletrain411
      @coletrain411 4 года назад +13

      @@sbritton1313 READ THE WHOLE COMMENT IF YOU’RE GONNA REPLY

  • @NickNayls
    @NickNayls 5 лет назад +714

    today i learned in science class to never rap against Weird Al.

    • @Metalhammer1993
      @Metalhammer1993 5 лет назад +9

      And in R.E. you'll learn to not rap against snoop dogg

    • @NickNayls
      @NickNayls 5 лет назад +5

      @@Metalhammer1993 whoa now, sorry. Nope. To my own blinding shock, Santa rapped Snoop's ass off the face of the planet.

    • @asianotakuguy
      @asianotakuguy 4 года назад +11

      That fat ass papa smurf took the christ out of christmas and just added more mass, it takes nine reindeer just to fall his fat ass

    • @DementiaMuichiroTokito
      @DementiaMuichiroTokito 4 года назад +2

      “We got a badass over here”

    • @jarvisfamily3837
      @jarvisfamily3837 4 года назад

      Learning - what a wonderful way to waste a day...

  • @imreloadin
    @imreloadin 4 года назад +720

    Damn, Weird Al has got some hella crisp enunciation.

    • @Eevle1
      @Eevle1 3 года назад +21

      If you thought that was good, check out his song, "Hardware Store".

    • @EricStevenTerry
      @EricStevenTerry 3 года назад +15

      That's because he has a big dictionary.

    • @AlmightyPolarBear
      @AlmightyPolarBear 3 года назад +8

      Hardware Store, Couch Potato, White n Nerdy, Trash Day, Word Crimes, Isle Thing. He's got a lot of experience.

    • @jb111082
      @jb111082 3 года назад +7

      Is this your introduction to Al? If so, then if you want "crisp enunciation" I recommend "Everything You Know is Wrong"

    • @stefanmore5454
      @stefanmore5454 3 года назад +7

      Last scene in amish paradise. He actually be mouthlipping backwards

  • @bugstuff2121
    @bugstuff2121 7 месяцев назад +2

    haha! the guy playing Newton looks like Weird Al Yank-OH MY GOD

  • @TheArmoredOwl
    @TheArmoredOwl 4 года назад +2777

    Best lines: Weird Newton Yankovic
    Best informative host: Bill Nye
    Best Memes: Astrophysics black guy
    Winner: Science

    • @rohiasplayz
      @rohiasplayz 4 года назад +43

      Most friendly fire: DeGrasse

    • @Daesma999
      @Daesma999 4 года назад +19

      so I'm not blind :D it's really him :D Weird Al

    • @Jack-zz7bc
      @Jack-zz7bc 4 года назад +4

      *Bill Nice

    • @dredark3
      @dredark3 4 года назад

      that about sums it up. I didn't expect Neil to show up lol but I probably should have

    • @intelspecialty9771
      @intelspecialty9771 4 года назад +2

      Winner: CarlSagan42
      Gamers understand

  • @ominusomega7803
    @ominusomega7803 4 года назад +990

    This is like my 10th time watching this and only recently did I notice that the Neil here isn't the real Neil.... I thought it was for a really long as time cuz it seemed like something he would really do tbh...

    • @EDPscellmate
      @EDPscellmate 4 года назад +18

      Wow you got hearted

    • @randomdudez00
      @randomdudez00 4 года назад +56

      Six years later they’re still liking comments that’s dope asf

    • @ominusomega7803
      @ominusomega7803 4 года назад +16

      @@randomdudez00 I know right? I was a bit surprised too when I got the notification...

    • @skumomcbee9193
      @skumomcbee9193 4 года назад +5

      lmao really? the costume was good but I thought it was pretty obvious he wasn't the real NDT

    • @nemtudom5074
      @nemtudom5074 4 года назад +27

      Just as a fun fact: Neil said he'd have taken part if they had asked him, which is really cool IMO, not gonna lie

  • @DarkestofTimes
    @DarkestofTimes 7 лет назад +5273

    I'm always amazed how fast weird Al can speak while remaining clear, like hardware store.

    • @kobking3823
      @kobking3823 7 лет назад +74

      DarkestofTimes That song was magical

    • @DarkestofTimes
      @DarkestofTimes 7 лет назад +30

      kobking303 would you look at all that stuff.

    • @randompersonyouwatch1444
      @randompersonyouwatch1444 7 лет назад +81

      Ikr! How does he say the items so fast?? Do you think maybe he said them and they sped it up? Nah, Al is too much of a god to do that

    • @markbraley1820
      @markbraley1820 7 лет назад +8

      Random Person You Watch I watched Bill Nye the Science Guy when was eight years old in third grade.

    • @KutayCoskun
      @KutayCoskun 7 лет назад +5

      Random Person You Watch actually that part in Hardware Store is sped up

  • @pratyushchakraborty7529
    @pratyushchakraborty7529 7 месяцев назад +1

    This is just as amazing now, as it was back in 2014. Almost a decade ago when I was in College. So much has changed since then. Bruhh all the bitter sweet memories rushing back.

  • @Daniel-ew5qf
    @Daniel-ew5qf 3 года назад +2178

    The verse "I rap like a sharp needle in your eye" in 1:04 is actually a reference to Newton's childhood where he *literally stuck a needle between his eye and eyelid* to explore what was behind.

    • @cookieguy3360
      @cookieguy3360 3 года назад +19

      Dream vs Techblade

    • @williamao8568
      @williamao8568 2 года назад +49

      @@cookieguy3360 stan

    • @ethanjacobrosca7833
      @ethanjacobrosca7833 2 года назад +146

      He did that because he was trying to explain colors (though he came to the wrongful conclusion that color were caused by different intensities of light particles hitting the eye)

    • @Inextizz
      @Inextizz 2 года назад +5

      @@cookieguy3360 That will never get published on ERB and even HIp hop rap conflicts of nowadays

    • @rimfire8217
      @rimfire8217 2 года назад +1

      Dang

  • @AzathothLives
    @AzathothLives 3 года назад +1528

    I like how when multiple people show up in a rap battle they normally turn into a free for all, but in this case it was Neil actually backing up Bill Nye. Because they knew they needed at least two people to even have a shadow of a chance against Isaac Newton.
    And Newton still won.

    • @nope4403
      @nope4403 3 года назад +6

      Wrong bud

    • @forestdaydreams9447
      @forestdaydreams9447 3 года назад +51

      Yeah tbf this was a good rap but in no way fair at all. Like , Isaac Newton , the guy whos work modern physics and maths are based upon , debating a teacher?

    • @AzathothLives
      @AzathothLives 3 года назад +57

      @@forestdaydreams9447 I know, right? And they got Wierd Al to play Newton. That made it even more unfair. Al is a legend, and totally crushed it.

    • @nope4403
      @nope4403 3 года назад +1

      @Adam Janssen definitely wrong. You couldn't be more wrong in your entire life. In fact I felt second hand embarrassment just by how wrong this was... bud

    • @red_robin2243
      @red_robin2243 3 года назад +13

      to be completely honest neil completely carried on their side

  • @ObscureLightX
    @ObscureLightX 4 года назад +379

    You got a Bach degree, I got a unit of force named after me is such an underrated line.

  • @deabreu.tattoo
    @deabreu.tattoo Месяц назад +4

    I can't believe it's been 10 years.
    I'm so old.

  • @schmoyoho
    @schmoyoho 10 лет назад +4997

    SOMEBODY HELP, i can't stop watching this!!!1!
    and by help, i mean bring me some sandwiches so i can continue to watch this

    • @naruto78961
      @naruto78961 10 лет назад +36

      FREEDOM IS A WORD THAT RYHMES WITH ORANGE!

    • @CalebTallman
      @CalebTallman 10 лет назад +21

      I know how you feel, I can't stop watchin it either!

    • @clairemyers1585
      @clairemyers1585 10 лет назад +9

      -hands a dozen samwhiches along with a cake slice-

    • @zakthabeth9239
      @zakthabeth9239 10 лет назад +22

      It's even worse when you grew up watching Bill Nye....
      Now let me watch it again...
      One more time...
      I have enough time to watch it again maybe...

    • @ESOisntreal
      @ESOisntreal 10 лет назад +2

      Its YOU I LOVE YOUR VIDS

  • @MusicalBasics
    @MusicalBasics Год назад +4980

    "Why don't you pick on a brain your own size" is either a hilarious diss against Nye, or a self-criticism by Tyson, either way, is unintentionally one of the funniest lines in ERB history

  • @merlincnrad5385
    @merlincnrad5385 8 лет назад +444

    Sir Isaac Newton kicked their asses

    • @a-rod6307
      @a-rod6307 8 лет назад +7

      sike

    • @jjblaster9865
      @jjblaster9865 8 лет назад +5

      +ᖫFค๓εᖭ ᖫΔŁƤĦΔᖭ yah but bill needed help so Newton still wins

    • @erisibrahimi8001
      @erisibrahimi8001 8 лет назад +6

      +ᖫFค๓εᖭ ᖫΔŁƤĦΔᖭ newton's flow was too good

    • @erisibrahimi8001
      @erisibrahimi8001 8 лет назад +6

      OK Yeh got to admit Tyson is a boss

    • @jackiefock315
      @jackiefock315 8 лет назад +4

      Tyson would have murdered everybody

  • @verdouxkai
    @verdouxkai 8 месяцев назад +3

    Weird Al f##king rapped his goddamn heart out I loved this so did my weird Al obsessed friend.

  • @ConnellxSilverfur
    @ConnellxSilverfur 9 лет назад +1279

    Giving this one to Newton for two reasons: First, because he didn't repeat the same burn three times in one verse. And second, because he didn't need to call in backup.

    • @omarisawesome1996
      @omarisawesome1996 9 лет назад +25

      newton was just talking about his achievements but bill nye came in and roasted his ass

    • @RandomPerson-th1pu
      @RandomPerson-th1pu 9 лет назад +39

      Well he didnt call him he just kinda walked in.....

    • @MonsterIcee
      @MonsterIcee 9 лет назад +36

      Newton said 7 empowerments and 4 disses against bill in his fist verse

    • @chrisosullyo91
      @chrisosullyo91 9 лет назад +89

      ConnellxSilverfur I wholeheartedly agree. Newton's burns were scientific in nature. and Bill Nye's entire career revolves around science. Bill's burns relied mostly on mocking Newton's social status, which is sort of irrelevant when it comes to... oh I don't know... REVOLUTIONISING THE WORLD OF PHYSICS.

    • @5TailFox
      @5TailFox 9 лет назад

      Chris Sullivan I dunno...Bill's science was there. Hell, he hit him with 2 science bars, back to back, in his first verse.

  • @AbrahamLincoln4
    @AbrahamLincoln4 4 года назад +1649

    *"BY THE PEOPLE FOR THE PEOPLE OF- .... oh wrong rap battle sorry."*
    - Abraham Lincoln

    • @roy9776
      @roy9776 3 года назад +11

      😂😂 Sup abe

    • @8h723
      @8h723 3 года назад +37

      Sorry you didn’t make in the most recent Presidential Rap Video

    • @stevensather5911
      @stevensather5911 3 года назад +5

      All good, Abe.

    • @dineshzaladekar2892
      @dineshzaladekar2892 3 года назад +9

      Eagle

    • @Human-ij4rv
      @Human-ij4rv 3 года назад +3

      @@8h723 ya but Peter was playing biden

  • @buzzlightyear5174
    @buzzlightyear5174 5 лет назад +1658

    Me: I want to sleep
    Brain: have you see Neil deGrasse Tyson rap.
    Me: no
    Brain: astrophysics black guy

    • @anthonyluca2448
      @anthonyluca2448 5 лет назад +11

      That was me last night

    • @avonray9147
      @avonray9147 5 лет назад +11

      This legit happened to me a few minutes ago, so I came to rewatch it.

    • @Tempusverum
      @Tempusverum 5 лет назад +7

      🧠 loves 🧔🏿

    • @Ben-qj3dt
      @Ben-qj3dt 5 лет назад +3

      I have joined the club of watching this video cause it was in my head while trying to sleep

    • @jorussell9026
      @jorussell9026 5 лет назад +4

      So.. this club: Do we get jackets, or fuzzy bathrobes and ERB coffee mugs?

  • @valeniusthekat
    @valeniusthekat 18 дней назад +3

    Plot Twist!!!! That's Weird Al's natural hair 🥰👍

  • @dudeidk5498
    @dudeidk5498 5 лет назад +1697

    1:52 when ur big brother got ur back against someone and ur in the back taunting them

  • @violet-trash
    @violet-trash 5 лет назад +649

    _"Pick of a brain your own size"_
    Did Tyson just low-key call Nye a brainlet? 😂

    • @arent2295
      @arent2295 5 лет назад +10

      Yep

    • @thegamerdudeabides
      @thegamerdudeabides 5 лет назад +3

      Maybe... P-brain?

    • @ilankutsman4965
      @ilankutsman4965 5 лет назад

      @@thegamerdudeabides That's what Stephen Hawking called Albert Einstein

    • @silvianbruno7512
      @silvianbruno7512 5 лет назад +9

      It was a pretty unfair fight. There's a reason that like the first thing Newton says is "you're putting me up against a guy with a Bachelor's degree?"

    • @existencedefieslogic9658
      @existencedefieslogic9658 5 лет назад +3

      He is one. He makes lot's of dumb claims. Or explains stuff dishonestly. Neil is the real deal.

  • @zachisosum
    @zachisosum 9 лет назад +1506

    I think Bill Nye and Neil DeGrasse Tyson would have done it themselves if they'd been asked. They're awesome.

    • @Barrenthevampire
      @Barrenthevampire 9 лет назад +59

      Agreed

    • @madmonkey9143
      @madmonkey9143 9 лет назад +18

      +Zach Namzoff Hey, Watch it again. Check the credits. They did

    • @AceTheGreatGaming
      @AceTheGreatGaming 9 лет назад

      +madmonkey914 What are you talking about?

    • @madmonkey9143
      @madmonkey9143 9 лет назад +15

      AceTheGreat I'm talking about-- The people in that video ARE the real Bill Nye, and the real Neil DeGrasse Tyson. Don't you know what they look like? This is one of the few (if not only) ERB's where the characters are played by who they are based on. Don't take my word for it, Look it up.

    • @madmonkey9143
      @madmonkey9143 9 лет назад +2

      AceTheGreat Not the Isaac Newton character obviously, He's long dead.

  • @LTeppler
    @LTeppler Месяц назад +2

    10 years. Still brilliant :D

  • @brainmistrust8480
    @brainmistrust8480 2 года назад +594

    The 2nd verse from Newton is among the greatest rap lyrics and delivery ever. Amazing writing, and Weird Al can spit.

    • @nHautamaki
      @nHautamaki Год назад +19

      If they ever get him back, I hope they put him up against Zack Sherwin; his Alexander The Great verse is the one thing in ERB that I think holds up to Weird Al's verse here

    • @mere2508
      @mere2508 Год назад +6

      @@nHautamaki Shakespeare’s 2nd verse:

    • @mwzngd1679
      @mwzngd1679 Год назад +2

      I read that as weird AI (ai) lol

    • @vintage-radio
      @vintage-radio Год назад

      Agreed

  • @Flo-4132
    @Flo-4132 3 года назад +5881

    I just love how offended Newton is that he has to battle Bill Nye. Understandable, of course, it's like a professional swordsman having to battle a toddler holding a wooden toy sword. Tyson is no match for him either, but not as much of an insult as Nye.

    • @alessbritish228
      @alessbritish228 3 года назад +46

      fax

    • @medexamtoolscom
      @medexamtoolscom 3 года назад +273

      This video was published in 2014. If he had seen the ice cream orgy episode of bill nye saves the world, I think he would be rightfully far more offended that he has to battle him.

    • @ares_bluesteel
      @ares_bluesteel 3 года назад +382

      “I literally invented calculus and classical physics, and my opponent is a kid’s show host?”
      Honestly even Neil Tyson is no match for him. Newton is on the same level as Einstein and Hawking, and Tyson has nothing on them.

    • @alessbritish228
      @alessbritish228 3 года назад +85

      @@ares_bluesteel How exactly is Hawking on the same level as Newton and Einstein? Bruh

    • @ares_bluesteel
      @ares_bluesteel 3 года назад +185

      @@alessbritish228 Ok even Hawking admitted a lot of his work was built on Einstein's, so let's put him a tier below Einstein and Newton. However he did do a lot of groundbreaking research especially regarding time and black holes, so that still puts him above Tyson.

  • @OrochiMarcio
    @OrochiMarcio 6 лет назад +3165

    I've watched this like a gazillion times, and I'm still awed to this day that this isn't the real Neil DeGrasse Tyson. XD

    • @ElectricHelloKitty
      @ElectricHelloKitty 6 лет назад +111

      Marcio Orochi IKR the actor is SOO Good! He really makes you almost believe its Neil because of how dedicated to the part he is

    • @reasonedskeptic6998
      @reasonedskeptic6998 6 лет назад +48

      Real NDT would never have went against Newton, who is Tyson's favourite scientist. YT is full of videos of him raving about how brilliant Newton is.

    • @johnnymnemonic2952
      @johnnymnemonic2952 6 лет назад +43

      He's a rapper, Chali 2na (from Jurassic 5).

    • @thetom8158
      @thetom8158 6 лет назад +11

      @@johnnymnemonic2952 maybe one of the most underrated rappers of all times

    • @Braktooth
      @Braktooth 6 лет назад +3

      Man do I miss that group.

  • @Rasmushojlundundlover102
    @Rasmushojlundundlover102 Год назад +8

    Bill nye in the background of Neil’s verse is pure gold

  • @Tritachion
    @Tritachion 6 лет назад +2316

    Obviously Sir Newton won... but that "You wrote a book on gravity but you couldn't attract no body" was a killer line for Nye.

    • @justabeanmate5302
      @justabeanmate5302 6 лет назад +4

      Ikr

    • @shelinkaakolosek4242
      @shelinkaakolosek4242 6 лет назад +3

      Tritachion I love Newton soooooooooo much! 😍💗💋💋💋💋😄😂.

    • @d.r4952
      @d.r4952 6 лет назад +25

      "your work on gravity was exemplary but your circle of friends was shoddy" oooH that one did hurt though...but Viva Sir I. Newton

    • @randomfilms876
      @randomfilms876 6 лет назад +14

      No...stop...Neil won..

    • @shelinkaakolosek4242
      @shelinkaakolosek4242 6 лет назад +7

      @@randomfilms876 noooooo, ISAAC WON! 😂😤

  • @kek397
    @kek397 Год назад +2063

    "You're no match for me, you got a bach degree. I got a unit of force named after me"
    Newton won right there.

    • @lily4581
      @lily4581 Год назад +21

      That's silly as a mesure of comparison in a rap battle. Nye inspired a lot of children to go into STEM. He is like the cool middleschool teacher: Sure, he may never be the scientist Newton was, but he was the inspiration for citizen scientists and researchers. inspiring a couple generations to see science as cool and interesting has done more for society's advancement than any single researcher ever can. Newton did important work, I'd never disparige his efforts; but Nye inspired many scientists with similar potential to Newton.
      In my opinion, science educators and science "outreach people" like Nye do just as important a job as those of us doing the research.

    • @mateusmarinho6941
      @mateusmarinho6941 Год назад +148

      @@lily4581 Nah, Nye inspired kids in the US, Newton inspired the human race

    • @pengwino828
      @pengwino828 Год назад +85

      @@lily4581Newton’s laws have quite possibly attracted the largest amount of people to physics compared to literally anything else lmao

    • @aslanevrim4348
      @aslanevrim4348 Год назад +3

      Technically manslaughter.

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 Год назад

      "Invented calculus" Big claim, even the video points of the other father of calculus Leibniz@@DebadityaMistri-lt2uu

  • @tirzxh
    @tirzxh 6 лет назад +724

    *Every action has an equal and opposite reaction except for when we both start rapping*
    Dang

    • @AJL15N
      @AJL15N 6 лет назад +12

      Coldest line

    • @CrimsonDevil_Rias
      @CrimsonDevil_Rias 6 лет назад +5

      Newton's Third Law

    • @CrimsonDevil_Rias
      @CrimsonDevil_Rias 5 лет назад

      @Centrist Shenanigans That was Newton's Third Law of Motion, excluding the "except for when we both start rapping" part.

    • @plzreviveme4077
      @plzreviveme4077 5 лет назад +7

      The comment above me is basically saying “we are not equals.”

    • @joejohnstone3170
      @joejohnstone3170 5 лет назад +1

      Centrist Shenanigans there is a simpler version of newtons third law "if A exerts a force on B then B will exert an equal but opposite reaction force on A" A and B are newtons pairs for example if you jump on a trampoline youre exerting a downward force (weight) on the trampoline and the trampoline exerts an equal in size but opposite in direction force on you so in that scenario you would be "A" and the trampoline would be "B"

  • @yeetthesheep3149
    @yeetthesheep3149 4 месяца назад +2

    "I unlocked the stars that you're dancing with" is very underrated and awesome line

    • @Gunthusiest
      @Gunthusiest 4 месяца назад

      Can you explain tho plz because I didn't get the reference

    • @gawkersdeathrattle1759
      @gawkersdeathrattle1759 3 месяца назад

      @@Gunthusiest Bill Nye guest starred in the TV show "Dancing With the Stars" a few years ago. He was surprisingly light on his feet.