CASINO ROYALE | Le Chiffre Tortures 007 - Daniel Craig, Mads Mikkelsen | James Bond
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- “I’ve got a little itch down there, would you mind?” James Bond is tortured by Le Chiffre (Mads Mikkelsen) in CASINO ROYALE following the Aston Martin barrel roll and kidnap of Vesper (Eva Green). The wooden chair Daniel Craig is sitting on was actually fitted with a fibreglass screen underneath to prevent any unwanted injuries to the 007 actor. Directed by Martin Campbell.
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Rewatching Casino Royale as a 30 year old made me understand Le Chiffre's desperation to get out of debt.
Yeah, i feel that. 😂
Bruh. 😅😂😂😂
Yeah, the bank is way more terrifying than the Lord's Resistance Army.
@@daario48 😂
How many times is the comment gonna be copied lol...
This scene wasn't just a torture of Bond...but of all men worldwide who watched this scene.
@Zhan Zhen what?
@Zhan Zhen 🤨
@Zhan Zhen wtf your talking about?
@Zhan Zhen uhh dude...
It's like being on another world with this guy
The fact that James was still able to have a kid after what happened to him in this scene proves that he has balls of steel.
Practice. Having the 007 game makes your balls and rod extremely resilient against damage and friction attacks.
Balls of steel cannot produce sperm
They literally said it can have long term consequences if it doesn't heal fast enough. So he was probably brought to a hospital fast enough.
Pretty sure that kid was not his. It was foreshadowed in all thr movies because that woman was constantly lying about everything
@@goochipoochie No it was his kid. There was a reason why James decided to just die, because if he was too close to Madeleine or Matilda (I think?), his nanobot virus would kill them.
Edit: Just the kid alone, because she shares his DNA.
"Ivegotalittleitchdowntherewouldyoumind"
I mean he gave you the password
LMAO
But he ignores it.
i dont get it, wasnt the password vesper?
help me, i dont understand
@BlackHunter 07 oh okay :)
@@thedarkknight6248 the password was "deeznuts"
This scene explains the origin of why James Bond doesn't need condoms when sleeping around
😹 😹 😹
Why because he shoots blanks
So, you have no idea what condoms are for?
@@SuperMarkizas Dont ruin the joke
@@TheBarser what can I do, after reading your comment I thought of syphilis ridden Bond, and it ruined a fantasy :D
Gotta say, he's certainly got b...
...he's very courageous.
XD Best one in this comment section!
Just say he’s got balls of steel
he's technically still got balls, just that now they're more of...
bbbbbaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllssssssssssssssssss
@@kevinw712 more like a mushy paste
Balls
I love how Daniel Craig keeps Bond's personality while being torture, when mocking Le Chiffre, but at the same time screams in agony as a real person would
A downplayed masochism, but idk lel
Me when the actor does acting
@@Alphaismoelaborate please
@@asfaloth8758ok.
Actually this is a very logical thing for Bond to do. If he displays fear, Lechiffre would have just tortured him more. However, by joking about the situation and act as if he’s enjoying it, Lechiffre becomes frustrated and panics. Making his opponent emotional and getting stabbed to death is better than getting tortured to the very end
I love that Bond is clearly TERRIFIED in this scene, but managing to hold it together.
I have never seen fear in Bond´s face.Nice detail.
Not as terrified as Le Chiffre though ;) For a good reason.
Nice to meet a fellow Zachary
I feel like it's kind of helpful that it's SO beyond the pale of anything he's had to viscerally endure before, it's SO terrifying, you wind up feeling like to feel scared would be pointless, be irrelevant. You go beyond the boundaries of having an understanding of it to be scared, you're actually kind of serene and zen about it.
well first off, i wouldn't call you that, I wouldn't call anyone that, that's just horrible.
Second of all, you can't be trained to "ignore" or "not feel" fear. You can be trained to deal with fear, and to process it in a healthier way, and to control your reactions to it. Bond is clearly doing all of that. He's in a situation where he's probably going to die, his mission will fail, and someone he cares about is probably going to also have horrible, horrible things happen to them.
He's scared. He's a brand new 00 agent, too--he probably hasn't even been in this exact situation before, or at least not this bad. He also almost died earlier in the night, so he's already tired, in pain, and stressed.
ANYONE would be scared there, and anyone saying they wouldn't be is a liar, or stupid. What happens next is the important part, though: he controls his response to that fear PERFECTLY. He doesn't break, he composes himself enough to keep ahold of himself as stuff spirals out of control. But he's still terrified--you can see it in Craig's performance.
tl;dr: bravery isn't lack of fear, it's facing your fear. also, don't call people retarded.
"I've got a little itch down there, would you mind?" That gotta be one of the best lines in Bond history...
I like the response of course
I like to think he actually did have an itch as a stress/bruising response to his nuts getting whacked
@@3headedsnake388 I don't think so his vocal chords say otherwise.
@KTV 4U Examples of them
@@dwightlove3704 I kill people. Small world eh'
One of the darkest and funniest scenes in a Bond Movie. At the same Time.
Carlos You are right its dark and humorous at the same time.When Bond had the ITCH LINE LeChiffe should have said "You want daddy to help you with that problem here it comes my favorite problem solver"!!!!!!!
Carlos The person who downloaded this scene said the wooden chair had a piece of FIBER GLASS attached to prevent any unwanted injuries to Craig in a way it spoiled this scene for me I personally wanted to know how much punishment .007 could withstand.
Can anyone explain what the fuck is happening?
@@shivangipandey8760 BALL OF STEAL
@@shivangipandey8760 This is a scene of torture Bond has info that LeChiffe wants.
Mads Mikkelsen is probably the best of the Craig Bond villains. Just the right amount of menace and never allows the character to become to over the top and cartoonish.
I think Silva is better but mikkelsen is amazing
Le chiffre is 3rd for me in Craig era
Well, actually safin is one. I thought he was the best out of the series. Silva is 2nd for me but still one of my all timers. Wanna take a guess who’s last for me?
He was also in the carlsberg advertisement.
@@dougie630 he's also Hannibal Lecter :)
My stomach hurt during this scene. Not for being disgusted, but knowing that pain goes straight to your stomach and feels like someone’s twisting your organs extremely tight.
Beefy Chief lol mine didn’t
@Colloquial Soliloquy Mine too,I was they were smaller though,a lot of exercises really hurt too much
yeah I got kneed hard in the groin ONCE when I was a kid when at school by someone else, and wound up having a giant black and blue patch across the sack that I had to go to the hospital for. Not that I recall it creating any real lingering serious damage at the time, but just it took plenty awhile to get over, the pain and mark to subside.
And you literally can't breathe. It's indescribable.
@matty kelly and they say child birth is the worst pain yet some women have kids just because, ok the pain is endured after a long period but unless we are a offered a LOT of money, we don't voluntarily have our balls attacked
Let's be honest: any rational man would have given up their life secrets in this scenario.
you bet your ass we would
Yeah definitely. Still Some gangsters would still not. Watch casino.
Not trained agents though
@@rachitacharya5665 they aint bein trained to take hits in the balls thou
@@AY-qy4jn that makes sense 😂
He should've said "Harder Daddy" then it would've been awkward for Le Chiffre to continue!
Le Chiffe: "Son?! 🥺"
References to Hazbin hotel? Lol
I would go straight for the knife scene tbh
@@koreancowboy42 yuuup
@@SuperWolsey haha love it
If this was Johnny English he would eventually fall asleep 😂
And nutkicked Le Chiffre😂😂😂
Ok Mr English I need you to give me the password or I will hit your…
Johnny English. Zzzzzzz.
😂😂😂
@@patrickcaville8250 knowing Johnny he would do that. 😂
He got kick balls training due to this scene
After this scene, Silva's attempt to creep Bond out in Skyfall seems like small potatoes.
But silva never attempted to do it
@@aryankaushik93 that scene when bond is tied down at that island tho
@@ranggasaktibudiputra1547 Silva's plan was to get caught and not extract information out of him.
Speaking of small potatoes...
"What makes you think this is my first time?"
"Oh, Mr Bond!"
When he starts laughing and says, "Now the whole world will know that you died scratching my balls" that is hilarious but so badass.
007: Why in the bloody hell, am I pissing blood??
Doctor: Did someone scratch your balls recently?
@@bassred7065 crush
Here's your 400th like for balls scratching 🤣
Its weird that Bon laughs, but he if he keeps doing it for hours. I think Bond in the miserable existence he is put to will beg to get out of, when cant anymore handle existing in so miserble existence.
I don't mind doing that to Daniel Craig...that is when he was still hot and before he aged....
Is it just the training or Bond actually a masochist?
like silva's gay seduction in skyfall to make bond uncomfortable, bond took it head on, "what makes you thinks this is my first time?". he establishes their shenanigens wont sway him in anyway. so i say its training.
He's just fucking with his head, showing him he's not giving anything up so he can just do what he wants.
possibly both
sometimes spys are trained like spec ops lol
like snake from metal gear 3 (snake eater a term given to green berets in the u.s. military )
Hi Darkman!
outside of this scene, Daniel Craig bond is 100% a masochist.
This truly was one of the darkest moments in the Bond series. But glad to see Bond kept his humor right up until he thought it was the end.
I know it's fiction, but it's crazy how "In the story" close he was to losing his nuts.
One of the best scenes of all time and probably the best bond film too date."The whole world is gonna know you died scratching my balls" "to the right too right" classic.
@Stephen Jones Good comments you made
This is my all time favorite Bond movie for sure.
No Moore film is in this class...
@Stephen Jones Those movies are classics but Casino is the best made Bond film especially from a film perspective. It's cinematography is only topped by Skyfall and that's because of Rodger Deakins. But the story, pacing, action scenes, dialogue, characters, music were all the best in Casino Royale
''But a female bond agent would give the same excitement!''-SIMPS 2020
This scene is so great. For once, Bond doesn't talk or gadget his way out of a sticky situation, he just takes the pain to protect his mission and shows us how badass a 00-Agent really is. All the while making the villain desperately shit his pants because he's trying to move an inmovable object.
It is a pretty badass scene. There is nothing he can do to get himself out of the situation, and he knows it. So when he has nothing to lose but the mission, he protects the mission. The dark comedy that accompanies it is pretty badass too. "Now the whole world's gonna know you died scratching my balls!"
@@LucianDevine I love it when Mads says "You're really not going to tell me, are you?", like he's saying it with a sort of laugh and really trying to put up a powerful front, but you can tell the real panic he's starting to feel inside. like "surely this would be the ONE thing to guarantee I'd get what I need... and it's going to fail miserably. (gulp)"
@ Someone said that there was a piece of fiberglass underneath the chair to protect Daniel Craig from anymore undue punishment in this scene. In a way I was disappointed I wanted to know how much punishment .007 could withstand in this scene to protect the info from the villain he desperately wants.
Dwight Love kinda ruins it a bit
@ I agree I told the person named CARLOS I wanted to see how much punishment .007 could withstand in that scene.
"Now the whole world is gonna know that you died scratching my balls"
This is the best part to me lmao. It's so fucking hilarious to imagine if Le Chiffre thought that when the other guy entered the room to kill him.
the fear on his face before he is shot
was not from knowing that he is dead
but knowing that Bond wasn't joking
yess🤣🤣🤣
Bond's future FATHER IN-LAW
Even if this was a movie his kids will know that the actor died scratching Daniel Craig nuts with a bound up rope lol
Forever the best line in movie history
3:28 I remember seeing this in theaters, I must have been 12, and I will always remember how the audience gasped and laughed in shock at Bond's sheer audacity with this emasculation. What an astounding takedown. And *he's* the one being tortured.
Me, my brother and a few other bloke near to us collectively did one of those things where you find yourself covering your own bollocks with your hands whilst we watched that.
I guess this answers the question of why Bond doesn't have kids.
You know the funny thing is he does have one. But in the original novel.
I dunno... do we wind up seeing many of the endless parade of women he's banged over the years for any more than 9 months past when he meets them? it seems he could very well have enough illegitimate kids out there to form its own sovereign nation lol
Possibly, but most of the women Bond romances end up dead.
He takes money out of mi6's account to pay for all the abortions
😹 😹 😹
Beyonce: "To the left, to the left"
Bond: "To the right, to the right".
🤣🤣
It's funny because that song came out the same year this movie did lol
Bond ain't no communist 😤😤
Lil Jon: TO THE WINDOOOOOOOW
@@theonefrancis696 TO THE WALL
3:21 Incredible how Bond suddenly goes from crying in pain to crying with laughter. Fantastic acting from Daniel Craig!
The funniest thing is that in the novel, Bond doesn't laugh at all
@@LetsTalkFrankly lol… who mentioned anything about the novel. we get it, you read
why am i reading this sentence sarcastically, on the word 'acting'?
@@ili2450 No idea. Definitely not sarcasm as the acting was fantastic..
@@ili2450 The acting is fantastic.
That butterfly knife flick at 0:17😱gets me every time. The cinematography of this whole scene is incredible. So good!
It's the basic opening trick lol
What gets me every time is...did they Really need to strip him nude to wack his balls?🤔
The way it flipped over was so stylish
@@ItsKevin183 Okay bad man
This is literally the only torture scene in any Bond movie that actually felt as real and disturbing as it ought to.
No giant laser, no goofy-looking brain drill that Blofeld got at the Apple store to make Bond forget people's faces. Just a desperate, vicious bastard using junk he found in the basement to beat a password out of Bond's nuts.
and here i was thinkingto myself..if only torture were this kind in real life...
The cop torture scene in reservoir dogs did it for me
Dr Toonie You never saw Die Another Day Pierce Brosnan was the guest of North Korea and their version of hospitality.
@@dwightlove3704 I did, and I take your point, but it was in the very absolute start of the film where it had the least impact, it was conveyed as a goofy music video, and it was promptly forgotten in all the inane gibberish that was the rest of that film.
@@drtoonie You might have forgotten I didn't they gave .007 a reason to remember North Korea.
Quite possibly the single most uncomfortable scene in movie history for any guy to watch.
Agreed
i found it funny to be honest
The scene that came from the book
Yeah, this and the scene at the end of Hostel 2 both make me cringe in agony...
Fun for the whole family!
Spectre's torture scene felt like a cheap parody of this.
Agreed.
that movie sucks.
I could be wrong but I was told that the torture device in that movie was taken from one of the books, but not the ones written by Fleming.
Why so? It was terrifying.
It’s funny the one that went to more wacky stuff of old bond was the most boring
“Money isn’t as valuable to our organization as knowing who to trust”
Love that line
Be honest, how many men wanted to cover their eyes when watching this scene in the cinema?
I think I held them and told them everything was gonna be okay
wasnt my eyes i wanted to cover
I still haven't opened them
@@MrTaterNubbz khjbgsaehjbcdshjcvsyudfhjbvguedhbidsbuhj
I didn't. I was laughing so hard as James got tortured. Was absolutely hilarious 😂
You have to give credit to LeChiffre for hitting accuracy
@Jan Suchomel 😂
Well practice makes a man perfect
Maybe bond faked it all the time
@@Kupferdrahtful Hahaha, what a comment!!!!!
Big target
This scene was scarier to me than all those Conjuring movies combined
3:29 and some of dark jokes are attached inside
Aww come on, who doesn't like a little bit of foreplay
It was nothing kid.
Agreed. The pain his nuts went through still haunts me to this day...
Nah man I love this scene, bond really embraced the torture by saying I’ve got a little itch down there!!!!!!!!!
Not only is Mads Mikkelsen a Bond villain, but he's also part of the MCU, the Star Wars saga, and the Harry Potter series. Talk about a charmed life!
He always manages to play the villian somehow, or make the death star. He's quirky like that
MCU is nothing to be proud of
@@CTE-6000EagleVeryHeavyFighter
Not now at least.
This makes me realize how much he has been wasted by Hollywood lmao hopefully he gets better roles in the future someday I'd rather see him rather than non actors like Keanu or Ryan Reynolds
And Indiana Jones now!
Hannibal tenderized 007's meatballs.
I was searching so hard for someone to mention Mads Mikkelsen as Hannibal....Thank you! Lol
Double OW! 7
He was even going to feed him what he seems not to value
Or Malekith torturing bond
@@MrAsaqe He portrayed Kaecilius
" To the right, To the Right!!"
To the left, to the left
No no , right in the middle
Whole other movie lol
Noo inside inside....Ahhh yess baby there
To the rite, to the riteeeee!
"Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls"
LMAO that is one the best movie quotes tbh😂 03:28
And he did die scratching his balls 😂😂
Later in the News: Le Chiffre found dead scratching James Bond’s Balls
The whole world: 👁👄👁
right about😂🤣🤣🤣
KUHAHAHAHA
😂
Mads is doing his best not to laugh 😂
I love how Le Chiffre, after torturing Bond, still has the decency to say "please" at 2:42
Because he know that is painful
Just because you’re a bad guy doesn’t mean you can’t have class
because he is hannibal
@@0Havianas You were not asked to make comparisons.
@@Atrenu it doesnt matter
2 sweaty men in the same basement, one is naked while the other one holding a rope. Somehow this description lead me to a totallly different scenario till this day.
That's kinda gay bro 😂
Funny guy.
This entire scenario was homoerotic as hell
@@keisuketakahashi3597 r/whoooosh
Dungeon Master
The most realistic Bond in history. Other Bonds didn't get any scratch or wound when they got beaten...
So true.That´s why i love Daniel Craig.He´s the only Bond who gets hurt,tortured and bruised.
Except Brosnan in the begining of Die Another Day
@@roachaximus5899 and Timothy Dalton in Licence to Kill.
Timothy Dalton: "Am I a joke to you?"
Well Dalton got captured and strapped to a table but was saved by pablo Escobar in licence to kill
Just as Heath Ledger won an Oscar for playing the Joker, Craig at the very least should have been nominated for his performance in this movie.
This scene is amazing. Bond is in the worst situation possible, but he still manages to turn the tables, playing mind games. Not only he shows that he's tough, but makes the guy look ridiculous and make him afraid to die at the same time, destabilizing him. That's very powerful.
it's a movie, man
It's just a movie lmao
It's the only way to stop him whacking his balls.
But in reality he would have had his genitals fed to him.
If this was real life he'd be a dead man walking (or sitting) cos there won't be any Mr White to come rescue him.
Le Chiffre: You are a funny man, Mr. Bond.
James Bond: Funny, how? What’s so funny about me? Am I clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I’m here to amuse you?
He just wanted him to get his fuckin shinebox 😆
Le Chiffre: Uh... you know uh, just how you tell uh... story. What?
Young Paderewski
James Bond: No I don’t understand, you said I’m funny. How the hell am I funny? What the bloody hell is so funny about me? Tell me!
Nice reference 🙌🙌🙌
I'm pretty sure James Bond did not have asperger
0:04 the faintest oof
I really love Casino Royale and this Scene, but lets be honest, in reality you would simultaneously, scream, vomit and completly lose your mind :).
Actually you most likely you will become unconscious very quickly, this is what they do with foxes with a flat hand to knock them out.
No, you won't have the strengh to scream, you just grovel in misery
i would tell the password before he can hit me
@@pen5666 ;D me2
@@fftere If you remained conscious. You would have to scream. Because screaming apparently helps mitigate the pain.
Me after 1:21 *......OKAY I'LL LITERALLY TELL YOU ANYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW!!!*
At this point i would already have confessed my life story
No thats me after 1:55 😂😂
5 minutes later
Thank you for your cooperation *headshot*
*proceeds to walk away then stops halfway to the door* just to be sure
*shoots body 10 more times*
@@ShadySliver17 better to have the headshot than getting my balls hurt like this
@@deshawnanderson7777 a slap to the face that’s funny 😆 all seriousness though many of us would give it up after that lol
Mads Mikkelsen (Le Chiffre’s actor) went to one costume fitting. Everyone was stressed as they were trying to cast Vesper. So when he showed up, he hung out with Daniel Craig. When the director showed up, he told him, “Go home. Why are you here?” Which confused him. The director came back and said “no you don’t understand, you got the part, welcome aboard. You don’t have to be here.” Daniel’s only response to this was “Who did you fuck? I did six castings for this.”
Mads Mikkelsen is a global treasure
Daniel Craig didn't even want to be Bond though. The producers really wanted him and talked him into it.
The sauce:
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Is Le Chief some distant relative of Le Chiffre's who specializes in Native American casinos?
@@LordofMovies91 sauce xDDDDDD
Le chiffre.
I can never imagine the horror everyone felt watching this in theaters back in 2006
That was me. It's not as bad as I remembered given that he invites more lashes.
Oh it was bad. I took my future husband to see this in the theater after I'd already seen it once. I just excused myself to the bathroom before this scene. He did not look well when I got back!
“You know, I never understood all these elaborate tortures. It's the simplest thing... to cause more pain than a man can possibly endure.... And of course, it's not only the immediate agony, but the knowledge... that if you do not yield soon enough... there will be little left to identify you as a man. The only question remains: will you yield, in time?”
Damn, the dialogue for this scene is so bone-chilling, and it’s so well-acted!
Edit 2023, and this movie is still a masterpiece, and my personal favorite Bond movie. Also, I know this is kind of random but as an American, I love the English accent so much :)
It's true to as soon as my balls at threat I'd give up instantly
Actually, he uses the word Enjoy not Endure. Some hardened men can actually find pleasure in mild to moderate amounts of pain. I should know, I am one of those men.
@@skins4thewin Sus
@@skins4thewin that's called a masochist.
you are a masochist.
you aren't hardened, you just enjoy suffering.
@@prophecybydefault4708 I wouldn't call it suffering if you enjoy it. Extreme amounts of pain are what I'd call suffering & that ain't fun for anyone. But just a bit of pain can be enjoyable. Hard to explain I guess
As a 14 year old, I saw this in the cinema with my mother sitting beside me. She kept laughing at the serious look on my face as I tried to make sense of what I was looking at.
Shouldn't 14 year old understand this scene
Yo, your mum sounds like a sadist...that scene wasn't meant to be funny. 🥺
Man i m sorry for this experience. This is absolutely not funny. And your mom should be ashamed for her behavior and lack of empathy toward her own son. Plus having him exposed to this type of scene.
What a cool mum
@@Lysiode lol
This scene was nuts!
Literally
It was made with pure balos
😂😂😂😂💀
badum ching
Ba dum tssss.
Best Bond movie, ever.
Best villain, ever.
Unfortunately, all following Craig movies were f * * * * ing woke pieces of c r a p!
New Q total cringe. Bond is dead. RIP.
The way Daniel delivered the line: "would you mind?" LMAO He is easily the best Bond ever!
Yes, absolutely
"To the right!!!!, to the right"!!!"🤣🤣🤣
@@K9PPFAN"You are a funny man, Mr. Bond." 🤣🤣
@@K9PPFAN BEYONCE to the left CRAIG to the right!!!!!!
Debatable
Le Chiffre..... "The Password..."
Bond...." I got a little itch down there... Do you mind"
*Le Chiffre about to start the beating*
Bond...."WAIT WAIT.... THAT'S THE PASSWORD"
Good one 😄
lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That's the funniest shit I've ever read👍👍👍👍
hahahaha godd
This scene works so well, where other torture scenes fall flat, purely because it’s so believable. Every other torture scene operates off of some futuristic technology, or a fictional scientific concept, or some ridiculous environmental hazard. Here, all that Le Chiffre needed was a chair, some rope and an empty location. You can buy that by the time he drove to the place after capturing Bond, he could’ve phoned up a couple of his goons to have everything ready for him, whereas every other torture scenario in the Bond franchise would always involve way more time, or foresight, or knowledge about Bonds’ plans to be ready. It’s simple, but oh so effective.
Hi, Dio's son
Yea but jojo sucks tho
thanks Jesus for your explanation, without it I would have never understood the scene
@@chrisr7419 omg 😱😱😭😭😭😭😢😢 how dar you i'm crying and shaking hard rn
My god... its about time Mr. Bond gets beat up!
Love Mads in this, he's got such an aura of villain by not even saying anything. The writing is fantastic, having Mr White come in and killing Le Chiffre added some curiosity to the story.
This really shows Daniel Craig's caliber as an actor -- he conveys so much energy, and pain, and still the wit and grit that makes him the most lethal agent. Brilliant piece of cinema.
In fact, Craig's Bond is essentially how James Bond would be in real life: Gone are the campiness of the early movies, this is a proper spy who has a morally grey standpoint: He is not a bad guy, but he isn't spotless either.
Bond and Vesper having breakfast afterward...
Vesper: "How were your eggs?"
Bond: "Scrambled. One sympathizes."
😂😂😂
this comment need more likes
Lmfao
That should be filmed!!
Vesper: "Good morning Mr Bond."
imagine if he started yelling YES DADDY
Le CHIFFE should have said "Son you know those ppl at MI6 they are the real enemy you know Daddy would never lie to you"!!!!
Funnily enough this same scene in the novel describes Le Chiffre's opening monologue to Bond as sounding 'like a disappointed father'.
@@WhiteFangofWar Thank you
And weirdly enough, he does seem to have experience in hitting those areas..
😂🤣
I hate this version of bond
Even when other people played the part
Be it sean connery, roger moore, timothy dalton even the ridiculous pierce brosnan or george lazenby who i cant stand (trying to be sean too much)
I see them all as the same character, bond
Daniel craig is unrecognisable in the role, he may as well be an entirely new character, you know, like jason bourne or john wick
Ill always skip watching these films when i do a bond marathon
"I've got a little itch down there. Would you mind?" I love british people insulting others in the most dignified and poise manner. Pure class.
Wasn't it "I've caught an itch?"
Plot twist: It's actually the password
@@anstjsdlr no, it’s “I’ve got an itch” the London accent is dogshit so it’s barely English turns “got” into “gaught” for some reason 🤷♂️
@@Liquid278 'London accent' 🤦♂️
@@parvinder1994 the english actually still look down on you to this day.. cheers
Mads Mikkelsen is phenomenal, I really wish we got to see more of him but I guess that’s the beauty of “leave them wanting more”
Yees
0:22 I never got over how aggressively the henchman flings the seat piece like he hates it
When I look this guy !somehow reminds me agent 47
Lmao
But i'm feel sorry to him because his screentime has too short
According to behind the scenes interviews, that seat piece had actually had an affair with that henchman's girlfriend and stolen his goldfish. Sad scene when you know that backstory
This torture scene was brilliant. The acting From both Craig and Mikkelsen is what makes this torture scene brilliant.
And they say Johnny English’ training in The mountains were useless.
🤣
Hahhahaha
some men were just ment to play villains, Mads Mikkelsen and Javier Bardem
Thing is, Le Chiffre wasn't exactly a villain. He was more a desperate and greedy accountant who came up short gambling with his clients money. If he hadn't tried to multiply it the cash he was meant to protect none of this wouldn't have happened.
Mad Mikkelsen indeed, He plays an excellent hannibal, great show
Christoph Waltz
@@layicorn He plays some good-guy parts as well
@@kennydoorye2586 He was an agent of Spectre. Also being an greedy accountant does not contradict being a villain.
3:07 Le Chiffre was wondering if he broke Bond when he was shouting "NO!" only to realize he was being trolled lmao
The names bond. The b stands for bdsm
Plot twist: "I've got a little itch down there, would you mind" was actualy the password
Im just gonna assume thats correct due to the like 15+ comments of the same thing, dont wanna hope everyone made the same unoriginal joke and was just repeating the same info instead
you're soooo close.
It was "I've got a little itch down there would you mind69".
see, there's a reason these systems recommend you mix letters and numbers when creating a password.
In another universe, La Chiffre would be looking up at Bond's nuts for a clue saying "I don't see the password" and Bond thinking "what kind of idiot would believe the password is do with my crown jewels? The only thing they unlocked recently was Vesper Lynd."
ROFL
@@rubix4195 He would find out the password is Vesper from that comment. Le Chiffre is a smart man.
The Man With No Balls would make for an apt 007 title.
well I've been through the desert on a man with no balls
@@j-skullz lol "after three days, I busted my balls"
The Man with the Golden Balls
@Nick Lawson eventually they took on a purplish hue, and began shrinking, until they looked very much like a pair of raisins
ThunderBalls
I cannot tell you nor accurately describe how painful this would be.
1 hit and we would be out of breath. That punch to the stomach feeling would kick in too.
I have been kicked in the balls approximately 25 times in my 20 year old life.Some of those were by Taek Von Do black belts and football players.
Don't worry it's not that horrifying after the 17th time or so
@@utoresa5193 You fire blanks now?
@@utoresa5193 you say that like it's something to be proud of
It was the sickest scene in any 007 archive. New low.
Imagine had 007 hooked up with one of the ladies the next day. She'll be like "Umm are they meant to look like that!"
Lol I wouldn't be thinking about getting it in for a long time after that.
"Honey the last time we're together you seems to have two eggs???"
Vesper kind of said something with that context, which goes like: "What if I told you... what was only left of you, is your smile and little finger?" Bond smirks and replies to this by saying: "But you know what I can do with my little finger." Lmao what a chad.
No way any man could stand that without passing out or throwing up. Ruptured testes for sure.
You're a government agent. You are dead either way, longer you dont provide the password. Longer you live.
He's agent 7 now
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@@AllenHanPR Or you simply provide the wrong password and stall. A good spy gives misinformation rather than no information at all.
@@darren871 Le Chifre would have tried that immediately. Bond is smart enough to know that a cheap trick like that would buy him only a few useless extra minutes amd only infuriate Le Chifre even more which would cause him only more pain
"I'll feed you what you seem not to value" Mads audition for Hannibal.
As you can see he aced his audition
I like the "please" at 2:43. Dude's literally decimating James Bond's meat stick and is still being polite lol
I mean, the man also ended up playing the politest mass murdering cannibal on TV. Kinda adds up?
Makes sense. He'll eventually start to eat the rude.
I just loved Mads Mickelson as a Bond Villain. The transformation he shows from "Give them 5 min and throw them overboard" to "I ll get the money" is just amazing.
And low budget but efficient torture (even if it was Sisyphean) is a cherry on top; cuz ballbusting
When the guy cut the hole in the chair I thought: "Oh shit, this is gonna be pretty bad!" Had no idea... Just as cringe inducing now as the first time I saw it!
Definitely one of those very few times I have ever cringed at a movie scene due to brutality and not from how "bad" it is.
Truly the best Bond movie as far as I see.
The sheer fact that Bond was actually willing to have his balls CUT OFF at 4:55 and still wasn't going to give up the password 😳
Cut off and stuffed in his mouth
Agents man. They swear their lives away to their countries, ready to lose any and everything for the sake of the mission.
Sadly its a plothole. I mean, how the fuck is Le Chiffre supposed to dissect those huge titanium balls? I'm disappointed at the scriptwriters.
@@domenica3639 Adamantium knife. It's a little known fact, but Le Chiffre is actually an utter badass and managed to extract one of Wolverine's claws even though that's impossible
@@auberginemanproductions1608 no he was going to use magic from the dark dimension
I lol'ed so hard when turning on the caption 🤣🤣 when double O was screaming at 1:24 is called [music] 😭😭😭
I've read that one of Mikkelsen's more vigorous swings broke the fiberglass shield. Tough moment for Craig there.
Mikkelsen discussed this with Craig in an interview:
"shooting that scene was a great day for me, not so much for you lol"
@@therearenoshortcuts9868 I wanted to know how much punishment .007 could with stand in this scene!!!!!!
2:19 that scream seemed like that was the one which got too close. Probably a cue to the team
The fact that he was able to procreate with Madeline after this is incredible. Balls of steel.
time heals all.
The torturer sweats a lot because even he knows how much painful that must be.
He sweats because he needs the money or he's dead.
@@AVerySillySausage Little did he know he was dead either way...
No, this was right after he argued magical philosophy with Ben&jerry Chocolateswirl and got into multiple gunfights with Norman Reedus
It's the impatience that his torture was not yielding result.
When this film was announced, one of my first thoughts was how they would depict the torture scene with the carpet beater as portrayed in the novel because of how brutal it sounded. This was even more horrible than I imagined both for what Bond endured and seeing the lengths Le Chiffre would go to out of desperation.
Arguably Casino Royale and Skyfall are the best installments of the James Bond franchise with Daniel Craig.
What other movies do you like?
Didn’t think any of them topped this. I felt the same way with Brosnan and Goldeneye.
Definitely
Casino royale and golden eye are my favourite of recent past
I’m glad you included those last three words
This is actual footage of me using Tinder.
Honestly sounds legit
Yes officer,that's him.
whaddya know, celebrities really ARE "just like us"!
I love that Bond is doing combat breathing to help endure the pain. It actually does help with many things, especially stress, B.J. Blazkowicz taught me that.
Combat breathing?
@@nougat5357 Count to four, inhale, count to four, exhale.
@@skorpthememer1601 Who’s your contact in the village?
@@Ozzie143 Claus. Santa Claus.
@@skorpthememer1601 it’s inhale for 4, hold for 4, exhale for 4, hold for 4, etc.
I am disappointed. I would of expected le chiffre to torture vesper in front of bond, but it appears we have the stereotypical villain who loves more to talk and seem intimidating rather than actually be intimidating by laying down the business without more than a couple of words spoken in between vespers screams.
4:15 wow.. this man really needs the wifi password huh?
🤣
Underrated comment 😂
I love the acting from Mads. You can tell he's getting more and more desperate to get the money as Bond resists his torture.
One of the best torture scenes in all of cinema. Nice and dark, lightened with Bond’s humor.
So well acted by Craig
He acts with his whole body in the wideshots
Is it just me or does anyone else find the villain's face similar to Vladimir Putin ??
Plot twist. He did say the password.
"I've got a little itch, down there. Would you mind?" That was it.
Really or are you just kidding
Galaxia??
🤣
Hayford Sarfo idk ok 😐 😂
@@galaxia5305 not a woosh ass face
I hardly believe that he was able to have a child in No time to die after this torture.
can't say NTTD is a movie with a very well though scenario tho
I gotta stop looking at comments and getting spoiled
@Viper Hareous it's barely his fault if he's watching clips from Casino Royale.
It's like at the end of the new Venom movie when Spider-man shows up! I was like, wow, that's a cool plot twist.
Actually in the Casino Royale book, the doctor who takes care of him after the beating assures him all his "bodily functions" are working correctly.
So it's all into the lore really.
1:07
Notice that LeChief uses a technique called the "compliment sandwich." He starts by paying Bond an oddly timed compliment, then proceeds to destroy his grundle with a monkey fist... pretty sure there's a third step but it escapes me at the moment. I feel like it isn't monologuing though.
Le Chiffre
Complement, correction, complement.
That is some good strong will, Jesus. I would've been like that indian guy the moment they sat me on that chair with my nuts hanging.
"WAIT LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING!!!"
So, this explains why Madeleine said to Bond: "She is not yours" in 'No Time to Die' 😂
Because his balls is wrecked as hell haha.