Steven Seagal's Attack Force Is So Bad He Almost Felt Shame - Worst Movie Ever
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- Опубликовано: 30 ноя 2023
- The Steven Seagal movie (or what we're pretending is a movie) Attack Force is so incredibly terrible it almost did the impossible and made Steven "Treason" Seagal feel shame. Anyone who's been paying attention knows Seagal is incapable of shame or any emotions other than hungry and murdery so this is kind of a big deal. Not a big enough deal to ever watch one of Seagal's movies, for the love of God don't do that to yourself, but a big enough deal to make him by a wide margin instead by a very wide margin. That's progress
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One time Seagal ran into Sven-Ole Thorsen at an airport, as each of the man's partners recognised each other. Seagal and Thorsen shook hands, however, Seagal immediately began trying to break Thorsen's thumb. Thorsen asked him to stop, Seagal did not, so Thorson tripped him over. Years later Seagal lured Thorsen onto his set to work as a stuntman and ended up hitting Thorsen in the artery on his neck with a "stunt" baton so hard that he passed out.
They live, Kung Fu Hustle and The thing!
What will you do if Seagull gets wind that AI can make his movies without him doing anything? Anyone could deepfake Seagull in anything...hmmm...I just got an idea.
I do as well he is the man
I live for space ice Steven seagull drops.
Same ... I think I do too
Same
Same
Emas
Me too. I wonder how much time he has to invest in one of these 12-15 minute videos.. It must be one hell of an effort cause the humor is brilliant and deliveries are spot on... Word class stand up comedians develop this skill of a timely delivery of a joke for years and you can really see how effortless it seems when Bill Burr, Gervais, Maher or Carlin does it.. Space Ice has that same level of execution. He's funny as fu**.
Every Steven Seagal movie in a nutshell:
-Steven Seagal is either ex special forces or ex CIA or ex something
-Everyone treats Seagal like the second coming of Christ
-Steven Seagal will mumble his way through scenes or require the use of voice overs from other actors
-Body doubles who do everything which includes walking, standing, and fighting
-Loads of plot convenience
-Steven Seagal will be portrayed as a hero but commits tons of crimes
-Seagal will hook up with women younger than him
-Movies will sometimes have sudden tone shifts
-Multiple plot threads that go nowhere or are completely abandoned by the end of the movie
-Whenever Seagal does fight, he’s either slap fighting or fighting sitting down and never has to reload
-Fight scenes sometimes have plenty of shaky cam or jump cuts to hide Seagal’s weight or his stunt doubles
-Every Seagal film is either set in Eastern Europe, Mexico, or Asia
-Steven Seagal will always go to strip club even if it doesn’t contribute to the plot
-Seagal’s movies will sometimes be a sequel to another crappy Seagal movie
-Plots will usually resolve themselves in the first 20 minutes
-Movies will abruptly end
-Terrible special effects and green screen
-Seagal will never hold a gun correctly
-Whenever Seagal is in a team, everyone will either die or do nothing while he does all the work
-One liners and jokes that fall flatter than Seagal’s “acting career”
-The DEA or whatever government agency that Seagal works for apparently has jurisdiction over everything
-Seagal will sometimes have a family that’s introduced at the end of the movie
Anything else I forget?
🤣🤣 no my good sir, you're right on spot.
He sings, dances &/or plays guitar or makes some reference to the same in his past..
Yes he never takes a hit, ever. Nobody can touch him in a fight.
Don't forget "Seagal gets to wear whatever tf he wants even in situations where how you dress is extremely important"
Scenes that are too dark to see like a horror sim
I thank Steven Seagal's utter lack of shame for launching SpaceIce's career.
even in the midst of darkest doom, hope springs eternal.
Fun trivia (stolen from IMDB): Screenwriter Joe Halpin is quoted in the book "Seagalogy: The Ass Kicking Films of Steven Seagal" as saying that "Attack Force" had originally been written and filmed as "Harvester," a sci-fi/horror movie with Steven Seagal and his men battling an invading force of vampire space aliens. After Seagal, Halpin and director Michael Keusch had delivered the finished sci-fi film, the production and distribution company decided to eliminate the sci-fi space-alien elements and replace them with another plot about a super-addictive drug that turns its users into superhuman killers. They called back a few of the lower-paid actors for re-shoots, re-dubbed the majority of Seagal's dialog via ADR, totally re-edited the film and changed it into "Attack Force" as it is now known. Seagal and Halpin were not involved.
so you're saying that the distributers ruined one of the only seagal movies that had a chance of being good? why cant we have nice things :(
That this movie's... EVERYTHING possibly isn't the fault of Seagal, is somehow disappointing to me. If the flaws aren't from him but some anonymously hired writer due to some executive's whim... then the flaws are just so much less interesting, because they don't say anything of Seagal ;_;
>>the production and distribution company decided to eliminate the sci-fi space-alien elements and replace them with another plot
@@alexmuenster2102 Hehe! The thought of them so lazily trying to make a Seagal movie better is just hilarious.
Sounds eerily similar to Lifeforce, by Tobe Hooper 🤦♂️
There's no bigger Steven Seagal fan than Space Ice. The only fan who suffers through every Steven Seagal "movie" so we don't have to.
I don't know how he hasn't got PTSD!
@@skylined5534 He probably visits a little bar in Thailand.
apparently Space Ice's IQ drops a point after every Seagal movie review.
Hold my beer 🍺 😂
There's s no bigger Steven seagal fan than Steven seagal.
It's nice to see Steven showing how versatile of a actor he really is. This military role presumably special forces is a role you don't see him tackle often.
😂 seriously though it’s crazy how he’s so arrogant that he’s spent an entire career playing this type of role without ever having seemingly just googled the absolute basics of how our military/law enforcement works. It’s like he thinks the army, navy, and CIA are just interchangeable or something. And you know no one on staff corrected him for fear of being immediately fired
His voice is versatile.
Credit where credit's due
Yeah never seen it before
Exactly
“Killing both her character and her career.” 😂😂😂😂😂
That's syphilis 😮
@@ianmangham4570 it's not syphilis
@@superchug2469 Say WHAAAAT! ,next time you'll be fkn telling me FITCH ain't nottin buy a trailer park BIATCH! 😧
“They send 3 helicopters and one overweight senior citizen “ omg i lost it 😅😂
"Being dead weight in a Seagal movie is Seagal's job, so now he's pissed." 😂😂😂😂
I had to pause the video I was laughing so hard.
Will never get tired of space roasting him 😂
Also Seagal kills so many innocent people in his movies... it's hard to guess if he's the hero or the villain actually. 😅
@@Gogetta80 Even if the movie doesn't star him!
“This is a restricted area. How can I help you?” Is hilarious
"This is a restricted area! Thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart!"
It could've been better if he was smart and said, "This is a restricted area. Leave, or I'll call the guards."
Maybe he assumed Seagal was lost @@sharpfalcon6196
This is a restricted area. Go right on in.
That is pretty fucking funny.
"They dont call him Treason Seagal for nothing"
i love how Space Ice can make his own plotlines that are far more interesting than the actual movie 😂
For me it’s the voice 😂
@@shayneb3540same his voice is hilarious and the stuff he says. I found him at 30k subs now he’s well into 300k unbelievable but well deserved
"France, Europe". Just one of many examples of Seagals legendary attention to detail as a writer.
And his masterful grip on geography... And his crotch chipolata.
Just in case people thought of the one in Asia.
Just making it clear for any confused american who might be thinking of Paris, Texas.
The first draft of the script probably said "France, Earth."
@@IllustrafulThat's far more geographical research than Seagal would be willing to do.
"OMG get out of the way, you dead piece of sh*t" I can't with this guy😭😭😂😂🙌🙌
In case someone is actually interested, the voice double is because they decided to change the story in post production, and some lines had to be redone, and his majesty Steven Seagal couldn't be bothered to go and rerecord those lines, obviously because he cares so much about these movies, so they just had some guy who kinda sounds like him basically dub over him.
Kinda sounds like him? He sounds like Seagal the same way Dolly Parton sounds like James Hetfield.
That makes perfect sense - but why even bother? It's a Seagal film, after all. Why not have all of Seagal's lines be of the generic type - "Cuz I'm o-one crazy MFer!" "Cuz I'm the best!" etc. - and leave all the exposition to *other* cast members?
@@alexmuenster2102I thought that was the genius of attack force. It was too bad - even for seagull!
According to numerous sources, every day after wrapping up filming, Seagal would stand at the on-set catering company's buffet line and loudly announce, in his "Cajun" accent, " Lawd have mercy, y'all 'bout to see a real attack force!'
This line is actually funny, he can't have said that
Lmao 😂😂😂😂
“Their guns are no match for his peanut butter safety seal.” 🤣🤣🤣
I died when he mentioned that😂😂😂😂
lol
"By one overweight serior citizen" made me cry laughing 🤣
"In a Hummer..." 😂😂
ME TOO
😂😂😂
Nothing funnier than a polite insult lol!
Spotting the OBGYN door is seriously some next level shit. Impressive.
Not just body doubles, but voice doubles? A truly stupendous and revolutionary approach to one’s craft.
The problem is the movie's plot got changed by the production company. They watched the original "Harvester" which was about alien vampires coming to invade, but they decided to redo it about a drug where they were going to infect the water supply in Paris. So they had to go back and redo some of it. The odd thing is they recalled some of the actors to come back and reshoot some scenes but they never notified Seagal of the changes.
The girl being kneed into the pillar and leaving a massive dent is just high art man.
That's high praise!
@@skylined5534 We need that in every movie, ASAP!!!
Punching her as fatly as possible. LMFAO. Props to Ice for bringing only the best and most realistic parts of the movie to life.
Fahahahaha!!!
He also claims to have invented the subtle art of throwing a woman through a wall. LMFAO
@@dennismcconnell4222he definitely said "fatly." 😂
Cumtown said Segal going fatly around a corner years ago in their Segal video. But still applies.
Well he is Michael Fatly.
"Peanut butter safety seal" Didn't see that one coming. I'm dying here...😂
You just know that Seagal wrote "France, Europe" because he thought it made him look more original and imaginative than movies that say "Paris, France."
I mean they are in France on the continent of Europe....
This channel is _so good,_ it makes knowing Steven Seagal has made this many films _almost acceptable._
heck I hope he keeps making them just so space ice can keep making fun of new ones
@@ianitoragreed 😂
This entire thread as short as it currently is... Pure gold 😂
So what you’re saying is that Seagal is creating brilliant work, by proxy, because he gives Space Ice the raw material to work with.
Seagal hasn't made a new mega blockbuster hit movie since 2019. Sadly it looks like his money laundering, I mean movie career is over. But Ice still has a way to go before he's exhausted the entire Seagal filmography.
"Mega blockbuster hit movie!" Hearing Space Ice recite this line brings me joy...so much so I've made it my text notification lol
Lol and "Where he showed the world" 😂
I like the way he so often says "So f you."
@@skylined5534my favourite part 😂
My favorite quote equal to yours is "None of this is ever mentioned again"
"and we officially reached the singularity of stupid" and the stairs fall on her. That cracked me up!😂😂😂
"Something about the Navy not HAVING Colonels..." 😂
"Which he counters with the 'Quit it, Quit it, Quit it!' technique"😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
Space Ices Steven Seagal reviews are literally one of the only things that actually get me to laugh - like a real genuine belly laugh not the fake throaty "aha ha" that I have to force out 100 times a day. Dude, seriously, thank you.
FU the joke's on you for watching a Seagal film (just kidding).
It’s Seagal bullshit making you laugh
The line fat kneed a woman through a pillar again got me 😂 space ice is hilarious especially when seagul is involved
Space Ice gives Seagull man a purpose!
"not the fake throaty "aha ha" that I have to force out 100 times a day" thast really bleak, I am so sad reading this, I hope things change for you, really, all my love.
2:45 "What comes next is inevitable" (cutaway to henchman vomiting in toilet)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
(stock man vomiting sound effect)
7:36
"They need something really stupid and they need it right now"
"Perfect!"
😂😂 I'm dead
Part of me wants Steven to never stop making movies, but the other part of me wants Steven to stop making movies. The conflict is real man.
more movies, more cheeseburgers. 🍔
I wholeheartedly want no end to Seagal movies, as Space Ice reviews are one of the best things on RUclips.
@@Jlundeen Haha, fair point.
More movies mean more space videos, so keep the movies coming. Have to launder that money somehow.
I would pay him to keep making movies. It shouldn't cost much anyway.
Steven Seagal is the strange Uncle no kid is allowed to be alone with.
"Hey Billy, have you ever seen a grown man naked?"
@@skylined5534Do you like movies about gladiators?
@@skylined5534 Have you ever been to a Turkish bath?
I'm dying from him disturbing the crime scene. He just smushed the dead guy behind the door. 🤣🤣
Sweet Jesus, with all the movies where Seagal is in the Navy, how the hell does he not know that branch of the armed forces doesn't have Colonels; they have have Captains?!
I mean, hardly anybody would notice that or care if they did
Seagal truly is a man of a thousand voices.
🤣
Literally. 😂
It was his voice double, as his natural voice is his mumbling.
And yet they're all somehow incoherent.
Your Half-Life videos are cool
Space Ice makes fun of Seagal's movies with an air of confidence rarely seen in this day and age.
Why is Seageal gonna chase him down🤔 Just walk up some stairs to avoid the slap fight
@@KonradvonHotzendorf
Don't be so flippant, if sensei softcock sits in a chair to dispense some bullshido you're done for 😂
@@KonradvonHotzendorf You gotta watch out for Seagull's body double. The body double will race up the stairs and hold you there until the crew can get the lift up and raise Seagull to your level. Then Seagull will slap fight you until he gently and violently pushes you down in his killer move.
@@joelellis7035 🤪😂😂🍻
Seagal's patty cake technique is awe inspiring.
Got me saying Nyuk Nyuk!
What's best about Space Ice on Seagal is that he's constructed a parallel Expanded Universe that actually ties all of these films together cohesively - one in which Steven Seagal plays an ex-[insert legalised murder job] who is playing Steven Seagal. The plots actually made sense when contextualised with Steven Seagal - the need to summarily murder women, or visit strip joints in the middle of a military operation, or whatever - to do this is no mean feat, given the fucking nonsense clay he starts with. Bravo to you, a new Seagal video always makes my day.
_"We're looking for a voice-double for Steven Seagal."_
_"I couldn't do Seagal's voice to save my life!"_
_"You're hired!"_
Look up the edited for TV clips of Die Hard 2. It's hilarious. They got a guy who sounded nothing like Bruce Willis to dub the swearing parts. One second he's Bruce Willis, the next he sounds like a black guy in his 50s.
Will Sasso!
@@Illustraful "Yippie-ki-yay, Mr Falcon."
@@sharpfalcon6196 Lethal Weapon edited for TV: "Let's get these funsters."
I thought *ATTACK FORCE* was what *SEAGAL* called his *daily morning bowel movement* 😂
It's what has on his phone calendar as the code for his daily assault at the dinner buffet at Golden Corral or Old Country Buffet.
@@aaronswink8554Haha!!
I also heard it’s his new *DATING TECHNIQUE* right after he slips them a *ROOFIE* 😂
It what he assembles when he sees girls scouts with cookies
Attack Farce!
“… is ever mentioned again.” is on track to becoming my personal tagline.
I lost it at, "and they know their guns are no match for his Peanut Butter safety seal"
I think I've just lost 5% of my brain. Imagine the damage Space Ice took in reviewing the entire film?
I've seen this movie solo, only my cat by my side...
...I have been brain dead ever since(RIP my poor, poor brain)😞
apparently Space Ice's IQ drops a point after every Seagal movie review.
@@Zebra_3Still he won't be as braindead as Seagal
@@Zebra_3I'd rather say one loses IQ for every scene you enjoy from these movies.
I pray for anyone out there actually enjoying these shjtshows.
Space Ice repels it with a barrier of AWESOME and JCVD
The fact that they filmed different versions of each scene but were too lazy to edit them out is absolutely hilarious. Like how they kept discovering that the water supply is contaminated 😂
Wat amazes me the most, is why in plain site he doesn't use his voice ? What's up with that ?
Partly he whispered so much they couldn't hear him wrol enough and he refused to do post production, and partly the script was changed after the film was shot
@@MotoViothey made some changes to the script and Seagal was too lazy to record his lines again
It's because they rewrote the movie after filming half of it. The original movie was about aliens (which was why he killed tge two at the table, they were aliens in the og script) so instead of reshoots and fin8shing the original movie, they cut together what they had with dub overs in an attempt to recoup the lost money
I'm guessing to edit out some plot or because the mic wasn't on during the shoot. This movie was heavily edited from the original plot. It was originally about a alien taking over earth by taking over people's bodies. Then he changed it midway to be about someone trying to put drugs into the water supply. I believe he decided to change the plot midway through the movie which explains the very bizarre story and unusual turn of events.@@MotoVio
The only reason that Pace Ice is still alive after trash talking all these Seagal movies, is because he lives in space and Seagal's body doubles kept being sent to kill him without a space suite and they die in orbit. That's because Seagal thinks there's air in space.
"Seagal's double handles the stairs situation" 😂 😂 😂
Never in my life did I think I’d get excited by an alert saying “Steven Seagal Movie” until Space Ice came along.
"The singularity of stupid..." Thank you Space Ice! Since you teached me that such a thing exists, I've gone fearless.
Tried to play one of Seagal’s blockbusters and my TV self distruct :(
His whole career has to be a money laundering scam at this stage
That “walk of confidence” line has actually been used in his other movies before. He really likes it.
I'm not surprised, it's a rare thing in this day and age
Putting those lines in his movies is super easy for him, barely an inconvenience.
Seagull's 'wank' of confidence... Then secret shame and self-loathing.
Of course he's proud of it, he DOES walk with confidence. I mean, not backed up by ability, but confidence nonetheless.
@@joshuahoover6841putting lines in his movies about the way he walks with an air of confidence in this day and age is TIGHT!
From martial arts master to master ventriloquist. He has zero limits!
Ooh! Zero Limits..the next Steven Seagal blockbuster!
The quit it, quit it, quit it technique had me rolling😂😂
“France, Europe” had me in stitches 😭😭😭
Always looking forward to when Space Ice drops a Steven Seagal special 🤣
I'm stealing that phrase! From now on, after I've finished eating my bowl of fiber-enriched cereal, I'm going to say, "Now I've got to go drop a Steven Seagal Special!"
Steven Seagal really believes he lived the life of the characters he played. Outside of him sleeping with a woman, while he's fully clothed, everything else is a fantasy
I'm seriously worried that one of these days Space Ice is going to lose his mind watching all these Seagal movies
Next he’ll be co-starring in them! 😂
So happy to see how you've grown. I was there from the beginning. Thank you for the humour and for subjecting yourself to this horrible man's so called movies. You're a saint.
"quit it quit it quit it technique" hilarious
"He weaponised patty cake." Lmao
Imagine what it would take for Seagal to real feel ashamed if nothing he has done made him feel that way yet
Not even his calorie intake can shame sensei softballs.
"and we've officially reached the singularity of stupid" 🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥💯... I'm dead, I'm really dead! 🤣🤣
I’ve been binge watching all your Seagal movies this week. The humor, sarcasm, and your voice and narration is so great that I’ve subscribed with notifications! 😄🤘🏼
I feel bad for space ice. He actually has to sit through an entire Seagal movie to make a video. I wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
And then rewatch to edit and do his iconic voice-overs!
Worse is getting fat-kneed into a metal support beam by a senior citizen that drives a hummer who's from a city in France whos population is comprised of 99% US Navy. ROFL
It is easy for him as he is spaced out on ice while watching it ..🤣
@@NoSlow78
Wait. Which France?
@@ItsMrAssholeToYou that’s a really good question lol
Space Ice, you really get us.
Your videos help us survive.
The answer back to "no, not really" flowed so well... hahaha... oh man.
I have come back in winter again to go through your entire channel again.
Found you last year during these days
The real mystery is how does Steven Sesgal keep making Mega Blockbuster Hit Movies where he's always showing the world something new every single GD time?
It's no mystery he's just that good
@@pencilcase8068
He's my personal saviour!
He's just a god amongst us mere mortals
@@pencilcase8068The man eats with an air of confidence that's rarely seen in this day and age.
"I've been making bad movies for like 97 years."
Steven Seagal
"Imma imma imma.. great bet when it comes to straight to DVD releases even though this is the age of streaming services"
Did Tom Segura send you? haha
I love Tom Segura routine on seagal
"They dont call him treason seagal for nothing" had me dying 😂
We should start to take bets on how far into the movie when we first hear someone tells Seagal that he was the best operative the C.I.A or SEALS ever had
That final fight was something else. It looked like an elementary school fist fight.
Don't bring a fist to a slap fight 😂
Which is ironically as far as sensei man boobs got in state education 😂
But the suspense was real. Is this the moment when a Seagal character takes one hit point of damage?
If seagal didn't take himself so seriously, he would be an excellent comedian 😂. Seagal please drop more movies
If he tried to be funny he’d fail miserably.
@@cotati76 "i´m gonna snatch that motherf*cker birthday"
@@cotati76
That SNL set... Omg 😂😂😂
@@skylined5534genuinely uncomfortable... i felt bad for the other hosts 😂
@@cotati76 he did. See the one time he was on SNL. They never asked him to come back.
How the hell does this channel not have a million subscribers?
The moment space ice says “it starts of”…my full concentration switches on 😁😁😁
I'm convinced that Seagal makes movies solely for the purpose of torturing Space Ice for our amusement.
I actually thought Steven Seagal was a professional martial artist before watching your channel. Thankyou for the clarity.
Haha the voice and the commentary is so good. This is the best breakdown video out there 😂
I'd pay good money to see a Steven Seagal reaction video to space ice reviews. I been watching this channel for quite awhile and even early on I knew it was destined to succeed. Keep up the great work Space Ice I've rarely laughed so hard on RUclips. 😂
interesting fact: this movie was supposed to be about vampire aliens attacking Earth, but the producer changed the whole story when the movie was already ready
they reshot several scenes with lower paid actors, remade the entire movie into the hot mess it is today, and hired people to voice Seagal's dialogue and change it to be about drugs that give people superpowers 😂
No idea if that's for real but given Seagull's track record I have zero reason to douby you 😂
Space Ice mentioned it in the previous video on this movie (5 reasons this movie is the worst movie of all time).
They all were definitely on drugs
It's true, its why the characters who are on the drug (CTX) have their eyes blink sideways, they were supposed to be aliens, but after the plot shift it makes no sense because there's no drug that's going to turn your eyeballs sideways. Also, it is why he does aggressive things like shoot the two young people at the dinner table, in the original script he discovered they were dangerous aliens but in the new script it makes no sense to just kill people for no other reason than they're showing a symptom of being on a drug. Apparently they started shooting scenes before they had even made a final decision on whether the bad guys were going to be European mobsters, or aliens. This has to be one of the most nonsensical movies ever made.
Wasn't Seagal the producer? You mean he changed it?
11:17 I guess this girl refused to put her face on the plate, so the director said "That's fine, just slouch forward a bit, you look dead."
Fridays have a new name: Space Ice Day. I love this channel and especially the Seagal drops.
The part where that cop just somehow knows where they should all go and "just hauls ass out of there and never has to explain shit" had me laughing so hard I had to to pause for about 3 minutes.
I laughed my ass off when Seagal learned the word asap and was all about that now 😂
I swear I was laughing so hard at that and the first comment I saw was yours right after. 😅
I was going to ask if AI wrote this movie, but I think AI would become sentient and become offended, then we have a Skynet level crisis on our hands.
I know u get a lot of requests.. but plz do "action Jackson", yes completely probably hard to find and super old, like 80's.. but either that or RoboCop, both being from Detroit and i absolutely love both, i love the "MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT" at every intro 😂😂
This channel has changed my understanding of what a mega blockbuster movie really is.
Every time I think you’ve covered every Steven Seagal movie, another pops up. How many god damn movies does he have ?! Not that I’m complaining
According to Google there are "at least 59" Steven Seagal films, so not even Google is sure about the actual number.
There’s an entire other Space Ice clip dedicated to shredding ‘Attack Force’ and it’s right up there with this one - I recommend checking it out - it’s more Space Ice comedy Gold. Enjoy!
@@lucas82 Jesus Christ! It’s true IMDb has him credited in 59 movies. Also he’s highly rewarded with 1 win and 11 nominations…
All for Razzy’s
@@zakerycollins1950 He actually got the award for "worst director" and the all the other nominations were pretty much the rest of the categories like "worst actor", "worst picture" etc.
Amazing, seagal once again proves he is the toughest guy in Hollywood by beating up more women than men and still struggling against them, 10/10
him and jarule are non stop humiliated by woman
"I'll chair slap the vagina out of you!"
"Their guns are no match for his peanutbutter safety seal..."😂
Space Ice been watching your videos for a few months and have to say you provide the Holy grail of quality rank on Steven seagal I have ever seen!! Please do not stop making these gems for we all need to know how truly epic pompus and just stupidity runs through Steven seagals warped mind!! Love how plot contnunity esteem logic and grace just go right out the window when the akkido master writes his by definition greatest screenplays known to only him!! Martin Sheen being channeled by steven seagal shows just how much he does not care how the movies come out as long as he gets his paycheck!! Still boggles myself how he can slap the krap out of people and yet his lower body acts robotic even more than Robocop!! Also his stunt double really has an active career with being paid millions just for walking alone!! From mindless killing non discriminally to just ended his movies without any resolution proves steven seagal will not be stopped just rididculed and right so!!
the funny thing is, "might could be" is actually a legit saying people use in texas. i thought it was a made up saying until i worked in japan teaching english and a new girl from texas started in our company. she naturally would use "might could" in conversation all the time
the worse thing about that is it might add a single shred of credibility if his character was actually from texas
That makes sense! Used to live in Ohio and people would say “This needs done” when saying they needed work done. Doesn’t make any sense grammatically but still was a part of the lingo.
This was a great sequel to your “5 reasons why attack force is an embarrassment to all mankind” video. Thank you, SpaceIce for the entertainment
"They know their guns are no match for his peanut butter safety seal" Damn, this got me off the chair and I had to pause to mention it!😂😂😂
i want Seagal to keep making movies forever 😆
👍👍👍👏👏👏 300 % agree.
Please God let Seagal make more films so that this series never ends
His last movie was in 2019. His money laundering, I mean movie career, might well be over. I know, it sucks. But Ice still has several Seagal movies to go yet.
@@Illustraful Imdb says he has 2 movies in pre-production. There might still be hope
@@brysonoakley1028 They're the same two movies that have been listed for the last four years.
*Seagal is such a Genius, he makes movies without any Scriots😅😅😅.*
The only way to "enjoy" a Segal movie ❤
Poor space ice. I appreciate you my brother, I understand that it’s not easy watching these films with enough attention to make these videos ❤