Neil Breen Movie Fateful Findings Destroyed The Fabric Of Society - Worst Movie Ever

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  • Опубликовано: 18 окт 2022
  • The Neil Breen movie Fateful Findings that's directly to blame for the the world spinning into the dystopian nightmare we see today, instead of the nirvana we were so close to achieving. Fateful Findings and Neil Breen are to blame for every terrible thing to happen to anyone since its release in 2013.
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  • @_imV
    @_imV Год назад +2787

    No clue who Neil Breen is, but i still give -1 point to Steven Seagal.

  • @joniahdemarco3371
    @joniahdemarco3371 Год назад +2265

    From Seagal to Breen.
    This man truly suffers for our entertainment.

    • @tybaltmalema3566
      @tybaltmalema3566 Год назад +70

      He's the hero we never deserved 🥹

    • @dodywidodo9433
      @dodywidodo9433 Год назад +39

      Not really, he said that he watched while playing raid shadow legends lol

    • @johndodo2062
      @johndodo2062 Год назад +71

      ​@@dodywidodo9433 playing that game is worse than watching all of these movies at the same time. he suffered even more than we thought then

    • @JasonOG
      @JasonOG Год назад +11

      Yes!!! You finally evolved from “Will I Succeed On RUclipsmon” to “RAID SHADOW LEGENDSmon” Keep it up and thank you for the ongoing laughs. Please do another Seagal movie soon

    • @LordVulcan93
      @LordVulcan93 Год назад +12

      The Samurai Cop review was the ultimate in suffering 🤭

  • @zombiedodge1426
    @zombiedodge1426 8 месяцев назад +177

    I am legitimately in awe of the way Space Ice interprets Neil Breen movies in a way that *almost* makes them make sense.

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 месяца назад +7

      I have never heard of the guy before, but that movie feels like something a group of friends made because they really wanted to make a movie, all scenes are filmed in their homes, and half the people seen are their parents who really wanted to support their childrens' hobby.

    • @patriot17764th
      @patriot17764th 2 месяца назад

      A acquired skill no doubt.

    • @NJRDC
      @NJRDC 2 месяца назад +1

      I mean…kinda, yeah. As much as is possible considering I’m almost positive Breen is actually proof of alien life.

    • @Frosty_tha_Snowman
      @Frosty_tha_Snowman 25 дней назад

      ​@@NJRDCif Breen is an alien, he's no doubt one that lives in the desert and has had no advancements in technology for thousands of years

  • @oroontheheels
    @oroontheheels Год назад +366

    I love how she carries her childhood journal everywhere with her. Finding 1 black cube was THE only interesting thing in her 20-30 years of life

    • @primalconvoy
      @primalconvoy 8 месяцев назад +22

      Perhaps the black cube was something that could be broken down and smoked? That might explain most of the plot.

    • @nataschavisser573
      @nataschavisser573 8 месяцев назад +13

      Well clearly it had some type of time dilation effect since she has aged so much slower than Breen.

    • @lasko24
      @lasko24 7 месяцев назад +8

      In her defense watching a mushroom turn into a box with a cube in it would be the most interesting thing to happen to somebody. But then again they acted like it was a normal everyday occurrence.

    • @Westtxcowboy100
      @Westtxcowboy100 5 месяцев назад +4

      Hey, the Muslims found a large one and they make a big deal about it and some jews have some they wear on their heads! Black Cube are special!

    • @joshuablack8221
      @joshuablack8221 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂☠️☠️☠️

  • @oleglarshin2618
    @oleglarshin2618 Год назад +1245

    Even Seagal can only dream about that level of movie making.

    • @steveangello6586
      @steveangello6586 Год назад +17

      That was good LMAO

    • @j.k.kaisla1431
      @j.k.kaisla1431 Год назад +15

      ...I think you know Segal can

    • @houseofhas9355
      @houseofhas9355 Год назад +25

      This is an academy award compared to Steven's movies.

    • @rocoe9019
      @rocoe9019 Год назад +16

      Under siege 3 a Neil Breen production!!! 😆 now that's a movie I'd like to see😆

    • @RX-8GT
      @RX-8GT Год назад +2

      😂

  • @lordpenn
    @lordpenn Год назад +896

    "I can't believe you committed suicide. I CANNOT believe you committed suicide. How could you have done this? How could you have committed suicide?"
    Breen's disappointment was immeasurable, and his day was ruined.

    • @davidjsaul
      @davidjsaul Год назад +105

      I'm not ashamed to admit I was almost moved to tears by his powerful performance.

    • @TheDontflinch
      @TheDontflinch Год назад +34

      That was right up there with Richard Gere finding his roommate dead in An Officer and a Gentleman.

    • @lordpenn
      @lordpenn Год назад +22

      @@davidjsaul Indeed. Truly one of the performances of all time.

    • @SpaceIce
      @SpaceIce  Год назад +173

      Just reading your comment turned me into a wet sobbing mess

    • @bryanfoutsthelunchboxx4008
      @bryanfoutsthelunchboxx4008 Год назад +16

      @@SpaceIce I wish you would have slipped that next line in, something to the effect of, "I can't help you outta this one buddy."
      I've seen this a time or two 😂

  • @czmisfitsfan
    @czmisfitsfan Год назад +404

    Neil Breen is an inspiration. He proves ANYONE can make a movie, regardless of experience, talent, or intelligence.

    • @thisusedtobemyrealname7876
      @thisusedtobemyrealname7876 Год назад +22

      Anyone can waste time anyway they want. I am currently sitting at my computer chair, farting. Anyone can also do that and it´s as inspirational as Neil Breen´s movies.

    • @BADWOLF-cs6ow
      @BADWOLF-cs6ow Год назад +11

      Maybe a group of us should get together and make something crazy like this.probably still be better than majority of the latest marvel stuff with even better CGI

    • @TheGrenadier97
      @TheGrenadier97 Год назад +6

      Like modern art

    • @Artster8489
      @Artster8489 Год назад +3

      @@BADWOLF-cs6ow I'm a CG artist and I'm in.

    • @BADWOLF-cs6ow
      @BADWOLF-cs6ow Год назад +9

      @@Artster8489 let's take an established series,race swap all the main characters, insert some woke politics oh and dont forget to add a straight white guy everyone can belittle and attack add some poorly choreographed fight scenes along with really bad cgi and maybe get brie larson to star as she's out of work at the minute then just make up the script as we go.Seems to be the go to at the minute so we can't loses especially if we slag off men in the pre release build up.

  • @marcuswalters8093
    @marcuswalters8093 Год назад +117

    The weirdest thing about this film? It features the most realistic blood I've seen in any film I've ever seen.

    • @jooei2810
      @jooei2810 Год назад +31

      Might be real blood…

    • @dsadunnodudeish4535
      @dsadunnodudeish4535 11 месяцев назад +8

      Because they all use CGI and it looks garbage

    • @nataschavisser573
      @nataschavisser573 8 месяцев назад +10

      I think it would probably have been fairly cheap and easy for them to buy some pig blood at a local butchery and use that in the movie.

    • @xaviermontalban717
      @xaviermontalban717 6 месяцев назад +3

      That's because it is real

  • @Cautionary_Tale_Harris
    @Cautionary_Tale_Harris Год назад +621

    The black rock makes Breen's character age 33% faster. It also makes Breen and anyone he comes into contact with 66% more stupid. This was explained in the comics.

    • @Uszat89
      @Uszat89 Год назад +65

      I have the 1st issue of the "Mystery of Black Cube from the Woods".

    • @all4onegaming300
      @all4onegaming300 Год назад +12

      Lol 🤣

    • @TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight
      @TheDevilinThePaleMoonlight Год назад

      Yes but u forgot the black rock also makes young school girls 100% more attracted to him, it literally makes him irresistible to the point where he has to beat hot topless ones off with a stick. 🤣🤣🤣 Breen literally wrote a school girl into his movie that (for some unknown reason) desperately wants to bang a 55 yr old socially awkward autistic man with a wrinkled deflated body and thinning hair 🤣 who ever would've thought THAT was the chest code to attract young attractive women🤣🤣🤣

    • @erict3728
      @erict3728 Год назад +27

      That almost explains why he looks to be 2x older than his childhood friend

    • @timmytimtimm9089
      @timmytimtimm9089 Год назад +30

      It goes into full detail in the novel

  • @config2000
    @config2000 Год назад +207

    This movie left me breathless. That was because I tried to suffocate myself while watching it.

    • @joshsovereign5851
      @joshsovereign5851 Год назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kranix5244
      @kranix5244 Год назад +3

      😂🤣

    • @whitedevil2
      @whitedevil2 Год назад +1

      have you tried shooting yourself in the neck with your non-dominant hand?

    • @tahahadada1936
      @tahahadada1936 Год назад +6

      You watched it ? ,What's wrong with you ?🫣😂.
      (Kidding ofc) ✋🥺

    • @cisafrulli
      @cisafrulli Год назад +2

      🤣🤣

  • @thinkforyourself2109
    @thinkforyourself2109 Год назад +194

    The teen girl actress is trying to keep from laughing as Breen tells her to stop. You can see her biting her lip to prevent laughter as to how bad that scene is. But Breen is obviously a genius because he has perfected the art of the bad movie and is milking it for all it's worth.

    • @ryshellso526
      @ryshellso526 11 месяцев назад +15

      Yeah it was creepy.

    • @MrHaVoKeR
      @MrHaVoKeR 8 месяцев назад +6

      now just imagine if time and the universe are infinite (just an hypothesis) and humanity manages to live through it, someday millions or billions or an infinite number of ppl will think this movie was the greatest thing ever made because everything that can happen will happen

    • @thinkforyourself2109
      @thinkforyourself2109 8 месяцев назад +3

      @@MrHaVoKeR While it's theoretically true that in an infinite universe, all things are possible, in this universe, Breen's films will be forgotten in a few years, except perhaps by a handful of people who appreciate the sub-genre of terrible movie-making (his target audience, if there is one). The sad thing is that so many good pieces of art will forgotten too -- and already are criminally under-appreciated. In fact, I'd venture to say that 90% of good music, art, literature, and cinema is unknown to most people. For instance, how many people have heard the Fitzwilliam Virginal Book or read Vargas Llosa's novels? The masses tend to consume the worst stuff and ignore the best.

    • @LEOsoulMonarch
      @LEOsoulMonarch 3 месяца назад +8

      She also did a nice fourth wall break by looking straight at us. Lol.

  • @fixedG
    @fixedG 11 месяцев назад +61

    You've got to respect that the guy was a career architect who decided to pivot in his 40s to take $5-$10k at a time and turns that into one of THESE things every few years. I've never paid that kind of scratch to give strangers dumb entertain even once. Neil Breen is a gift.

    • @noneyabusiness6049
      @noneyabusiness6049 7 месяцев назад

      Fuck all that, so you are saying this is notbhis full potential. Like he is only using 50perecent of his skills. So if he was to have more money he would............fuck! Just imagine all that potential Neil brees has . Its a good thing he doesn't have that much money fuck he can upset the balance. Fuck! Ppls must know!

  • @masterYoshimistsu
    @masterYoshimistsu Год назад +471

    Imagine a world where Neil Breen directs a Steven Seagal movie written by Seagal and co-starring Neil Breen. Breen and Seagal in Double Trouble.

    • @RHDarklife
      @RHDarklife Год назад +25

      🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯

    • @dannyj77dj
      @dannyj77dj Год назад

      Fuck lol

    • @NickG8420
      @NickG8420 Год назад +40

      I think Seagal should costar in a movie written by Neil Breen actually. It would be hilarious to see Seagal slap fighting the air and calling everyone a bitch in a film like this.

    • @alycefrench5753
      @alycefrench5753 Год назад +33

      Shutup and take my money

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Год назад

      The only problem i foresee, is it would turn just end up as a porn with a few rant & slap fight scenes.
      I’ve already seen Breen’s scrotum twice watching his other “films,” and I’m sure Seagull would have the need to show off his body-double’s sack too.

  • @albertol9654
    @albertol9654 Год назад +418

    This guy makes Steven Segal look like an Oscar award winner 😂

    • @notamoonraker
      @notamoonraker Год назад +30

      this man makes Seagal looks like Stanley Kubrick

    • @josephyeung2606
      @josephyeung2606 Год назад +2

      No, he makes Segal look bad as a comedian.

    • @fredos4323
      @fredos4323 Год назад +12

      @@josephyeung2606 ruined the dam joke bro...

    • @linksbetweendrinks7032
      @linksbetweendrinks7032 Год назад +1

      Neil Breen is a human Earthling creature. Like you. Neilbreen is from the planet of Earth.

    • @treeofgrowth
      @treeofgrowth Год назад +4

      Still I enjoyed this hot garbage in bits. Seagull is insufferable.

  • @jcneverquits
    @jcneverquits 9 месяцев назад +95

    "I get that face injuries can be rough, but breathing is usually more important!"
    The delivery of that line killed me! 🤣

  • @scuffedryangosling4264
    @scuffedryangosling4264 Год назад +38

    I can explain the teleporting through the door. They didn't have the funding to rent a trailer for the movie so they just filmed next to a random trailer they found but didn't have access to, so they teleported through it so we would know they are going in and out of it.

    • @xaviermontalban717
      @xaviermontalban717 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yeah, I think it's something along the lines of, we'll add the door later but found out that was actually pretty hard to do

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 месяца назад +4

      Yeah, that is the kind of effect I did 15 years ago in a clip filmed on an early 00s compact camera.
      I wouldn't even call it an effect, it's just putting two scenes together and accidentally overlapping them in the program.

  • @grapeshot
    @grapeshot Год назад +349

    Nobody can resist the gravitational pull of Neil Breen. Not even light and despair can escape.

    • @ErwinSchrodinger64
      @ErwinSchrodinger64 Год назад

      He truly is a black hole of shit.

    • @rocoe9019
      @rocoe9019 Год назад +5

      😆👍

    • @johndodo2062
      @johndodo2062 Год назад +8

      or talent. Breen is better than Hitchcock

    • @jjones9822
      @jjones9822 Год назад +11

      Breen can’t be serious about his movies. He has to be trolling us.
      I don’t think it’s possible to be this bad at writing, acting, directing, and editing without it being some sort of inside joke.

    • @ferros8215
      @ferros8215 Год назад +1

      "This little movie is gonna cost us 51 years."

  • @brianmills5302
    @brianmills5302 Год назад +130

    "You can't leave the box empty, it's bad luck"..."Yes you can, and no it isn't!" You kill me

  • @brookss2141
    @brookss2141 Год назад +27

    The part when Ally looks right at the camera is epic. 🤣

  • @lune78
    @lune78 Год назад +787

    Part of me admires Neil Breen, he didn't let his lack of talent stop him from making movies. It's inspirational in a way.

    • @Levente20
      @Levente20 Год назад +42

      said no one ever

    • @wepersonallyexperience1272
      @wepersonallyexperience1272 Год назад +24

      agreed. I feel inspired.

    • @byronheath8925
      @byronheath8925 Год назад +71

      He’s also a potent cautionary tale about the limits of unearned self confidence.

    • @seanm8030
      @seanm8030 Год назад

      Neil proves you don't need talent. You need special magic horsesh*t to be successful.

    • @marcoscarrasco92
      @marcoscarrasco92 Год назад +25

      @@byronheath8925 He's the perfect example of the Dunning-Kruger effect.

  • @darkrootgarden3530
    @darkrootgarden3530 Год назад +151

    It begins, ladies and gentlemen. The Neil Breen saga is here!

    • @011keepers
      @011keepers Год назад +8

      What awesome is there have been several other humorous reviews, yet somehow these people all do it differently

  • @TheRhinestoneHurricane
    @TheRhinestoneHurricane 8 месяцев назад +34

    You know a movie is bad when the best acting is performed by children 🤣

  • @ozmoe
    @ozmoe Год назад +22

    "You're everything I've ever wanted." "That is the saddest thing I've ever heard." Beautiful set up and delivery there, Space Ice!

  • @SwayzieMayne
    @SwayzieMayne Год назад +301

    That sex scene was hilarious. Neil looked so proud to throw papers around. No passion at all, he just wanted to make a mess 😂

    • @thejourneyman8890
      @thejourneyman8890 Год назад +17

      While it was funny, I have no idea how he sat through this one haha

    • @lloydndhlovu7985
      @lloydndhlovu7985 Год назад +15

      Lmao! I feel better about myself in that department now after seeing that scene

    • @CursedWheelieBin
      @CursedWheelieBin Год назад +23

      Don’t forget the creepy fixed skeletor grin

    • @Rotionu
      @Rotionu Год назад +13

      Those paper sheets were very passionate.

    • @TheWingless
      @TheWingless Год назад

      Horny bird with bird seed

  • @Spectrumpicture
    @Spectrumpicture Год назад +93

    Neil Breen announced over twitter that he wrapped production on his 6th film.
    This is my most anticipated movie of 2023.

    • @bayonetababe9697
      @bayonetababe9697 Год назад +11

      Thanks for letting me know. I’m excited for it. I wonder if it’s about his character in Twisted Pair. He said he’d return in the credits.

    • @danwest9900
      @danwest9900 Год назад +6

      Seriously! Especially after I saw an interview with Neil where he said that this movie is, "totally unlike anything I have done before". Yeah right, we all know that he is going to play a techno-Jesus-AI-wizard-hacker who is the best at everything that he does!!!

    • @Spectrumpicture
      @Spectrumpicture Год назад +5

      @@danwest9900 if he shows any sort of growth as a filmmaker or even an ounce of quality... it will be a very sad day for fans. Also, by the looks of the trailer... he didnt 🤣

    • @phillipeldridge-smith1982
      @phillipeldridge-smith1982 Месяц назад +1

      This comment either aged terribly or aged really well.
      Both, I guess.

  • @london19657
    @london19657 Год назад +55

    I've never tried acting in my whole life but after seeing people "worse than me", I'm inspired! Thanks so much.

  • @veganbutcherhackepeter
    @veganbutcherhackepeter Год назад +20

    I really appreciate them finding the worst actors out there and putting them all in this movie together, so they don't pollute any of the movies I actually watch.

  • @db3722
    @db3722 Год назад +156

    "Way to stay in the lines...idiot" absolutely slayed me 😂😂😂

    • @OMspot2277
      @OMspot2277 3 месяца назад +1

      Me too. I was sipping my monster energy drink while watching, dangerous thing to do during these videos, and then that line came up and almost drowned to death on my Ultra Sunrise Monster.

    • @powerofme7144
      @powerofme7144 2 месяца назад +1

      @@OMspot2277Zero Ultra for me.
      But the girl didn’t even write a date of when that happened!

    • @OMspot2277
      @OMspot2277 2 месяца назад +1

      @@powerofme7144 haha

  • @WinterSteele
    @WinterSteele Год назад +543

    This has got to be one of the most underrated RUclips channels I've seen in a long time. Every single video is an absolute knee-slapper, containing the funniest, yet also most informative descriptions of movies you'll ever find. Rock on.

    • @twinklat
      @twinklat Год назад +4

      I have watched this a few times over at this point. I'm afraid to watch the movie because this feels so much funnier.

    • @SoulforSale
      @SoulforSale Год назад +1

      every one!

    • @Veldtian1
      @Veldtian1 Год назад +4

      @@twinklat watching it would hurt too much, Space Ice does it for us, he's a hero.

    • @klondike69none85
      @klondike69none85 Год назад +3

      FINALLY someone uses the word "underrated" correctly

    • @twinklat
      @twinklat Год назад +2

      @@Veldtian1 OK - update: I watched it. The movie is absolutely how Space Ice portrays it. Space Ice introduces some cuts and repeats of scenes for comedic effect, but the plot (what lack thereof) is absolutely intact. I had it playing the background for my 2nd watch through.

  • @iantaran2843
    @iantaran2843 Год назад +14

    Neil Breen makes me feel like I could do anything.
    Even make my own movies

    • @mini_skinny0296
      @mini_skinny0296 Год назад +2

      Why not. There are RUclips channels who give you good tips about how to do them.

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA Год назад +1

      Even I can make your own movies!

  • @jacob9538
    @jacob9538 8 месяцев назад +7

    it's hilarious how he writes himself as this character that all of the women (and girls) in the movie wanna have sex with, despite looking how he looks.

  • @theaccountcreated8962
    @theaccountcreated8962 Год назад +248

    What scares me is that this guy is actually an architect who makes so much money that he can pay for all of these crazy movies. An architect!

    • @twisted_nether373
      @twisted_nether373 Год назад +23

      Truly, the world is upside down.

    • @anikmonette2140
      @anikmonette2140 Год назад +60

      He has to be a better architect than movie maker... Hopefully!

    • @jackscratch785
      @jackscratch785 Год назад +26

      Like Costanza.

    • @Tdizzle7775
      @Tdizzle7775 Год назад +15

      Really popular architects make excellent money

    • @liamwright2510
      @liamwright2510 Год назад +47

      @@anikmonette2140he must be pretty good in order to keep funding these disasterpieces 😂

  • @Vidusik
    @Vidusik Год назад +81

    I have to admit, the final speech scene with Breen explaining how awesome he is, people commiting mass suicide and assassin hiding behind the fake bush almost makes up for the entire pointless movie.

    • @magnuskallas
      @magnuskallas Год назад +3

      Kind of, but I still had a panic attack from all the wrong.

  • @kevinmorthorst521
    @kevinmorthorst521 9 месяцев назад +5

    Neil Breen is the discount David Lynch.

  • @johngrayatkinson1214
    @johngrayatkinson1214 Год назад +7

    That guy not only has a Ferrari. He's got a poster of a Ferrari too.
    That's True Class

  • @Mario87456
    @Mario87456 Год назад +306

    The scene where Neil Breen doesn’t seem that upset that his friend died from “suicide” is so hilarious since he is acting like someone did something mildly annoying to him instead.

    • @giorgiopalmas7934
      @giorgiopalmas7934 Год назад +9

      You would think a friend or family member would say: "Your films suck assjuice dude."

    • @BruceWayne-fj9bm
      @BruceWayne-fj9bm Год назад +5

      I can’t get you out of this one…

    • @mohammedashian8094
      @mohammedashian8094 Год назад +15

      I don’t blame him don’t you just hate it when your friend kills himself and you just cleaned up? It’s so inconsiderate of Jim, how could he have done this?

    • @CraftySouthpaw
      @CraftySouthpaw Год назад +3

      He keeps asking "How could you have done this?" as though he's expecting a response. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @oddcrafter1270
      @oddcrafter1270 Год назад +1

      "Aw, fuck. I can't believe you've done this."

  • @gustafmannerheim9720
    @gustafmannerheim9720 Год назад +52

    13:17 the most emotional moment of human history, only matched by the "I did not hit her, I did not." moment from the room.

    • @OZYM1
      @OZYM1 Год назад +6

      “The Room” is the one movie I’ve been waiting for Space Ice to review.

  • @mynameismud888
    @mynameismud888 Год назад +32

    Neil Breen is a legend of the "so bad it's good" movie genre. He is not "sharknado". Which those movies sucks because they are trying to be bad, Neil Breen is trying his best to make a great movie, There in lies the magic behind a true classic "so bad it's good" movie. We love you Neil Breen!

  • @tessalyyvuo1667
    @tessalyyvuo1667 Год назад +61

    So creepy that Breen decided to have a very young woman obsessed with him. Like something Seagal would do. But at least I haven't heard any real life accusations against Breen, like against Seagal.

    • @tessalyyvuo1667
      @tessalyyvuo1667 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@annokitsune.worldbridger Because it seems predatory. Like wanting to exploit someone else's lesser life experience.
      It can also seem insecure. As if a person wants to be with someone who is less experienced so they wouldn't notice how bad they are.

    • @tessalyyvuo1667
      @tessalyyvuo1667 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@annokitsune.worldbridger I already knew some people are pathetic. So the welcome is pretty late.

    • @theultimatereductionist7592
      @theultimatereductionist7592 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@tessalyyvuo1667 I would call it self-entitled: thinking an old unappealing man is entitled to the unconditional love of a beautiful young woman without having to put any hard work into at least trying to look appealing. I know nobody can turn back the clock, de-age themselves. But I mean, lose weight, for example.

    • @publiusdos5925
      @publiusdos5925 9 месяцев назад +4

      @@theultimatereductionist7592 I think what's really going on is Neil is announcing that he is such a moral paragon, that even though he has women 30+ years younger than him throwing themselves at him, he says no, this isn't right. The thing with Neil is that his character is always the "Superman" version of himself that can do anything and is loved and admired by all, just like everyone's fantasy version of themselves as teenagers.

    • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
      @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd 9 месяцев назад +2

      Oh boy, I disliked Seagal even less after I discovered that stuff.

  • @feralcyborggaming1531
    @feralcyborggaming1531 Год назад +9

    "He's a successful writer."
    That's what the movie wants you to believe but your eyes and ears will constantly betray you.

  • @youdevil12
    @youdevil12 Год назад +119

    Absolutely ecstatic that you are covering Neil Breen the legend!

    • @raylopez99
      @raylopez99 Год назад +2

      IMDB says about Green, who is green for worse films compared to the late, great Ed Wood, that Green's nicknames are:
      Tuna Cannes
      Vegas Bro'
      Breenius
      The Breenis
      Breen Screen
      Neil "The Lean, Mean, Tuna Eating Hacking Machine" Breen
      Cornelius F. Breen
      Neil F. Breen
      Neil Francis Breen
      Cornelius Breen
      Cornelius Francis Breen
      God Emperor Breen
      Neil "The Architect of Retribution" Breen
      Cornelius Neil Francis Breen
      Mean Breen
      Breen Beans
      The Rock Lord

    • @TatankaTaylor
      @TatankaTaylor Год назад +2

      I've been alive longer than your own grandfather and yet I've never, ever heard of Neil Breen.

  • @flagflow1232
    @flagflow1232 Год назад +188

    Believe it or not, Fateful Findings is one of Breen's more sensible and cohesive movies, compared to his other works.

    • @masterYoshimistsu
      @masterYoshimistsu Год назад +2

      Rifftrax is not allowed to riff any Neil Breen movie, the most riffable movies in existance.

    • @NicoBertix
      @NicoBertix Год назад +14

      Is this even realistically possible? 🤣

    • @Vespyr_
      @Vespyr_ Год назад +4

      @@masterYoshimistsu Don't worry, Jaboody Show totally riffs it on their Patreon tho lol.

    • @jedongggg
      @jedongggg Год назад +2

      @@Vespyr_ yoooo jaboody gang baby

    • @gu2574
      @gu2574 Год назад +2

      no challenge lol The movie itself is a Rifftrax

  • @thinkforyourself2109
    @thinkforyourself2109 Год назад +7

    Breen movies make The Room look good by comparison. Breen and Seagal have perfected the art of bad movie-making and Space Ice is great at appreciating it in a funny way. This is endlessly entertaining.

  • @kworyl6490
    @kworyl6490 Год назад +2

    Thanks so much for putting me onto Breen! Gonna watch everything he’s ever done, his work’s truly amaaaazin ;)

  • @Mi2Lethal
    @Mi2Lethal Год назад +147

    "How could you have committed suicide" Asked Neil calmly.

    • @LIONTAMER3D
      @LIONTAMER3D Год назад

      ...while cradling him, covered in his blood.

    • @Brainbuster
      @Brainbuster Год назад +1

      *Mark the time, please.*

    • @kman215
      @kman215 Год назад +1

      @@Brainbuster then rubs the blood on his face

    • @unduloid
      @unduloid 26 дней назад

      Shouting at dead people is just rude, you know.

  • @PutridPenguinPoots
    @PutridPenguinPoots Год назад +85

    The suicide scene was so moving I got goosebumps and not afraid to admit that I cried like a baby

  • @maemorri
    @maemorri Год назад +26

    Watching the reviews of Fateful Findings, I almost felt like there was a coherent plot hidden underneath the surface. There is a great conflict between a terrible conspiracy of a worldly cult and a mysterious bunch of new age ghosts. The male neighbor and Breen are Christ symbols, because that's what he is in all his movies. The conflict is too much for the neighbor who succumbs to alcoholism and the conniving succubi who have occupied the forms of his wife and teenage daughter, but Breen is too powerful for them, and is able to successfully resist their feminine charms, thanks to his single-minded fixation on his soul-mate the beautiful doctor who is magnetically drawn to him (because women are always magnetically drawn to Breen) as well as the magical cube that brought them together, and are the source of his powers. This allows Breen to successfully resist the evil cult and reveal them to the world. I see some elements of a coherent film, but the terrible script writer, director, casting director and lead actor sabotaged it all. Oh wait, that was all Breen.

    • @richmondraider716
      @richmondraider716 Год назад +7

      I got a shroom flashback reading this

    • @Pandalka
      @Pandalka 7 месяцев назад +2

      I think Amy killed Jim because she works at the Bank, people working at the Bank are just like that

  • @Djrog00
    @Djrog00 Год назад +8

    I don't think I've ever laughed harder than the first time I watched this film. It's pure unintentional comedic genius that will never be replicated. Except maybe by Neil Breen. And then probably again by Neil Breen.

  • @oscarsadler7873
    @oscarsadler7873 Год назад +78

    I like how you point out the medical inconsistencies in these movies.

    • @s.marshian8455
      @s.marshian8455 Год назад +2

      😂 that’s what kills me.

    • @chaosmonkey1595
      @chaosmonkey1595 Год назад +1

      Seems like he has some medical education. He seems especially annoyed by the medical nonsense going on lol

    • @oscarsadler7873
      @oscarsadler7873 Год назад

      @@chaosmonkey1595 I was thinking that. Or he just does a lot of research

    • @AvoidTheCadaver
      @AvoidTheCadaver Год назад

      what's hilarious is the lady doctor who checks his pulse is actually trying to use a technique from traditional chinese medicine, but you're supposed to use 3 fingers and you know ...be a traditional chinese doctor

  • @TheZROLimit
    @TheZROLimit Год назад +93

    Worst movie ever?! This is the greatest movie ever. So many great scenes. I can’t wait until his next movie is ready.

    • @john_blues
      @john_blues Год назад +8

      I don't know. Twisted Pair has TWO Breens. It may be even greater than this one.

    • @GrubbJunker
      @GrubbJunker Год назад +3

      @@john_blues How about two Breens with both stuffing their face with tuna?

    • @AD-fc4kq
      @AD-fc4kq Год назад +7

      You're a real Human Breen for believing

    • @TheZROLimit
      @TheZROLimit Год назад +7

      Twisted Pair is close second. But nothing beats the classic that put him into stardom lol

    • @michaelthreepeat
      @michaelthreepeat Год назад +1

      If his next movie is ready, it will be his first movie that is ready before being released

  • @gabejo7366
    @gabejo7366 Год назад +1

    I often times watch videos like this and find them quite funny, but with this one I found myself laughing out loud alone like an idiot while drinking coffee. Love it. Keep them coming ❤

  • @moxifloxi
    @moxifloxi Год назад +3

    11:18
    this is too perfect 😂

  • @aztechrex5275
    @aztechrex5275 Год назад +109

    The "ambulance and hospital" scene had rolling dying of laughter! As a nurse, this is comedy gold!

    • @lizzybethnj617
      @lizzybethnj617 11 месяцев назад +6

      Absolutely 😂

    • @courtneytyree-jones8563
      @courtneytyree-jones8563 9 месяцев назад

      Agreed lol! They put a nebulizer on the patient instead of a NRB-Mask (Non re-breathable mask).

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 месяца назад +1

      As someone who has no experience in the medical field whatsoever it was hillarious. Easier to list things that are right than to write a book listing things that are wrong.
      Like "he is in critical condition", okay, where is all the monitoring stuff to check on him?
      He gets up right after, so he either has superhuman healing or the "doctors" have no idea what they're talking about.
      Checking his pulse? Ahh, so their making a round through the ward?

  • @danielwilliams7562
    @danielwilliams7562 Год назад +2

    This is only my 2nd video of yours I've seen and it's a masterpiece. It's edited 1000x more competently and Breen could ever hope for and I've been laughing all along. Thanks for the great day, have a sub and a like for the effort

  • @serpenthydra
    @serpenthydra Год назад +4

    The weird thing is that if David Lynch did this same idea, it would be good even though it still wouldn't make sense...!

  • @JamesMMcCann
    @JamesMMcCann Год назад +39

    I'm fairly certain Breen does 3 or 4 takes without stopping, and then forgets to edit down to just one take and leaves them all in.

    • @crust9889
      @crust9889 Год назад +3

      His movies are only watchable with fan edits because half of the run time is just exaggerated establishing shots and scenery.

  • @bayonetababe9697
    @bayonetababe9697 Год назад +210

    So glad to see you’ve discovered the brilliance of Neil Breen. I really hope you do some of his other movies. Twisted Pair is really crazy.

    • @SpaceIce
      @SpaceIce  Год назад +69

      Got Twisted Pair recently, but haven't checked it out yet

    • @monsieurdubitatif8567
      @monsieurdubitatif8567 Год назад +9

      Its more "humanoid".😏

    • @xthee_0nly_1x11
      @xthee_0nly_1x11 Год назад +6

      @Cave Boy MMA You guys torture him lol.

    • @paulpascoe663
      @paulpascoe663 Год назад +6

      @@SpaceIce please review all Breen films. Your channel is the fking bomb!

    • @cassperhc
      @cassperhc Год назад +1

      still nothing beats Birdemic

  • @low-keyrighteous9575
    @low-keyrighteous9575 Год назад

    I'm so glad I found this channel . I haven't laughed in such a long time . Thank you bud

  • @jimmyguy428
    @jimmyguy428 8 месяцев назад

    Thank you for single-handedly saving us from these horrible movies. You give these movies actual entertainment value.

  • @andygluehere8266
    @andygluehere8266 Год назад +49

    Neil is that step dad we all need.

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Год назад +2

      Good morning, Senator Cruz.

  • @ultraderek
    @ultraderek Год назад +152

    “I think we are supposed to not like him but she is just so much worse.”
    Dude, that had me rolling.

  • @sirtalkalotdoolittle
    @sirtalkalotdoolittle Год назад +5

    The entire movie takes place inside his brain the instant after the Rolls hit him, and before he slips into infinity to become the Being in Pass Thru.

  • @shanetaylor761
    @shanetaylor761 Год назад

    That was such am impressive transition that I decided to actually watch your raid shadow legends segment and it was worth it lol.

  • @kman215
    @kman215 Год назад +54

    I am so glad you discovered Neil breen. His movies makes seagal look like a genius

    • @klondike69none85
      @klondike69none85 Год назад +4

      genius, is kinda a strong word. lets say he makes him look semi competent

    • @hdofu
      @hdofu Год назад +1

      No... but it does make him look like he has watched movies and grasped the concept of having interesting things happen in it so people won't go semi-comatose after all the alcohol downed to make it through this movie.

  • @thatgenericdixienormouspic8424
    @thatgenericdixienormouspic8424 Год назад +47

    When he said “I can’t believe you committed suicide. I can not believe you committed suicide.” I felt that.

    • @CarterJ9
      @CarterJ9 Год назад +1

      Incredulity is this movie's emotional heart.

  • @SmilesPolitely
    @SmilesPolitely Год назад +1

    “Tries to take him out using MSPaint or some shit…” 😂😂😂 I’m dyin’ here!

  • @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd
    @CoolPandaTheMovieNerd Год назад +4

    5:15 how nice of the paramedics to set his phone on his unconscious body LMFAO

  • @mjghp_artworks1025
    @mjghp_artworks1025 Год назад +63

    Dude, I found your channel a week ago and watched every video, some of Seagal ones even twice. Love it. Just love it. Please never stop, you make great content. Thanks for making me laugh, reviewing these bad movies.

    • @halfabeet
      @halfabeet Год назад +3

      I found him recently too - somehow the algorithm worked and he's got a big push, which is great! I blitzed through the videos too, so bloody good!

    • @cjwrench07
      @cjwrench07 Год назад +1

      I’m here for the exact same reason. The algorithm pushed 1 Seagal review, and I’ve been binge watching for the past few days.

    • @lrts1lrts181
      @lrts1lrts181 Год назад

      I have watched his Seagal videos 5 times each.

  • @davidjsaul
    @davidjsaul Год назад +39

    I feel what really lets this movie down is the lack of a Thailand dance scene. It's such an obvious oversight I don't understand how they missed it.

    • @Axterix13
      @Axterix13 Год назад

      The lack thereof is the real reason behind all the suicides.

  • @justfloatingthrough2457
    @justfloatingthrough2457 Год назад

    Gawd. This video recap felt like a fever dream. I’m can’t even begin to imagine what the movie is like nor do I want to find out.

  • @risquecat
    @risquecat Год назад +4

    Oh my gawd. The hospital scene with the doctors got me laughing so hard , my chest started to hurt. I thought I had an attack episode. Thank goodness I'm ok.

    • @danielwilliams7562
      @danielwilliams7562 11 месяцев назад

      This is my concern if I do a viewing party with my friends. I want to watch a terrible, truly terrible movie with them and just laugh at all the ineptitude. But I'm worried my breathing or heart might get wonky

  • @TheVictorLoyiso
    @TheVictorLoyiso Год назад +165

    I genuinely have no idea how Space Ice sat through this one. Going outside and attempting to chew a block of hardened cement would have seemed more appealing than watching this 😭💀

    • @henrydupuis5648
      @henrydupuis5648 Год назад +9

      I'd rather eat the whole elephants foot from Chernobyl than watch this travesty yo lmfao!🤣😂

    • @komiks42
      @komiks42 Год назад +4

      ​@@henrydupuis5648To late, i already eat it

    • @scottwebb7477
      @scottwebb7477 Год назад

      I'd rather stick my dong in a food processor then see this film

    • @mochardiansah7452
      @mochardiansah7452 Год назад +1

      ​@@komiks42 dude, you left the elephant's toenails

    • @komiks42
      @komiks42 Год назад +1

      @@mochardiansah7452 Yes, midnight snack dude

  • @AlejandroHiraldo
    @AlejandroHiraldo Год назад +32

    Way to go bro, I think this is your first sponsor right? I'm happy for you, very well deserved. Great vid as always.

    • @GrubbJunker
      @GrubbJunker Год назад +4

      Unfortunate it has to be raid of all things, but hopefully when he gets bigger he can choose not to take this terrible shit.

    • @lolilol5346
      @lolilol5346 Год назад +3

      Even the sponsor thing was funny

    • @lionelstarkweather982
      @lionelstarkweather982 Год назад

      @@lolilol5346 yeah, he made it awesome and fkn funny

  • @Oculaar
    @Oculaar Год назад +3

    Something you missed was the glitter falling off of the box with the black cube at 00:45. The glitter symbolized the hidden truths surrounding what we perceive as reality, often sprinkled about in plain sight but over looked, and how often we brush them off to rush to the reward of false realization. Or something like that.

  • @TwinkieCakey
    @TwinkieCakey 8 месяцев назад +1

    I can't stop watching these videos of yours Master Space Ice Cake.
    I literally have to watch this movie myself lol

  • @jasonhundley
    @jasonhundley Год назад +104

    It's awesome that you got a sponsorship! Congrats!
    7:33 I love how he was hit by a car and the "paramedics" lift his head to put on the oxygen mask. You never move a person's head. They might have a neck injury and you could've just paralyzed them by moving their head.
    9:02 He's wearing a nasal cannula, which is backwards, and, like the oxygen mask, it would be pointless, since it's supposed to go in your nostrils. All of that bandaging prevents that. Plus, if he has a nasal cannula, he doesn't need an oxygen mask. A nasal cannula delivers oxygen.

    • @twinklat
      @twinklat Год назад +5

      I honestly just thought they repurposed a jock strap for his face cast.

    • @TheDestined2sleep
      @TheDestined2sleep Год назад +1

      Airways are more important. Assuming he wasn't getting enough oxygen then they did exactly the right thing by getting the mask on.

    • @rictusmetallicus
      @rictusmetallicus Год назад +3

      Who cares in a movie like this?

    • @anonymousperson6119
      @anonymousperson6119 Год назад +3

      I’m no medical professional, but I’m also pretty sure you aren’t supposed to have as much blood pouring out the side of your bandaged head like his was doing in the shower. Something tells me they didn’t fully treat the wound 😂

    • @ArborealOreo
      @ArborealOreo Год назад

      Thanks for informing us, makes the movie that much stupider hearing this from a medic.

  • @conanedigawa9860
    @conanedigawa9860 Год назад +51

    This makes the room look amazing. Also your theory of the plot is so much better than the actual plot

  • @freshnorthwest6756
    @freshnorthwest6756 5 дней назад

    its truly incredible how simple things just fly past Breen but yet he still makes movies that break the time paradox!!! LEGENDARY!!!

  • @GoodNyew
    @GoodNyew Год назад +3

    You explained this movie better than anyone could, bravo 👏

  • @dauntae24
    @dauntae24 Год назад +56

    This movie has been reviewed to death on RUclips but you made it more hilarious than anyone before.

    • @yahnathantasian5152
      @yahnathantasian5152 Год назад

      Have you seen Jaboody Dubs version?

    • @dauntae24
      @dauntae24 Год назад +1

      @@yahnathantasian5152 No but those guys aren’t for me. They seem to be for a much younger demographic.

  • @grenadier1972
    @grenadier1972 Год назад +57

    Before I saw this I had no idea who Neil Breen was & now I can never forget him.

  • @sitdod17
    @sitdod17 7 месяцев назад +1

    This channel is seriouslly to damn good!

  • @JohnDoe-fd6wf
    @JohnDoe-fd6wf 7 месяцев назад

    That commercial was the first I ever actually enjoyed watching and listening to...great job!

  • @fools_opinions
    @fools_opinions Год назад +40

    I assume the actor who confirmed that it was indeed the Rolls Royce that did it has a great number of Oscars by now, such depth of emotion and such powerful delivery surely must have taken him to the very top.

    • @anonymousperson6119
      @anonymousperson6119 Год назад +1

      He’s almost too emotional. I think he’s lying about the blood covered Rolls Royce still directly in front of the body when responders showed up hitting Breen

    • @nonbiz1520
      @nonbiz1520 Год назад +1

      As long as Neil’s Ferrari makes an appearance and is O.K.

  • @DhruvKumar_DK
    @DhruvKumar_DK Год назад +65

    I have been binging your content since a week or so now and always laugh out loud. Your voice, delivery, and jokes are so on point for this kind of content. Keep up the great work mate! 👍🏽

    • @Pdotta1
      @Pdotta1 Год назад +6

      I’m not the only one 😂. Watching all again now.

    • @LordVulcan93
      @LordVulcan93 Год назад +5

      I can't stop watching the "Cobra" video. I'm hearing it in my sleep :)

    • @Pdotta1
      @Pdotta1 Год назад +2

      @@LordVulcan93 we watched that in college 100+ times and it never gets less funny.

    • @hrdley911
      @hrdley911 Год назад +1

      I have a back injury, and it's killing me because I keep laughing out loud! Make me stop watching! 🤤

    • @cronolucca
      @cronolucca Год назад +2

      Came for the Seagal jokes, now this is my daily dose of entertainment

  • @princerog9579
    @princerog9579 Год назад +1

    I can't remember the last time I actually laughed out loud watching something on RUclips. This is gold

  • @TomJacobW
    @TomJacobW Год назад

    This is your best work. Been wheezing the entire time.

  • @AlexBabbage
    @AlexBabbage Год назад +28

    I kinda appreciate Neil, to be honest. He clearly doesn't give a shit and just wants to make movies.

  • @theroadstopshere
    @theroadstopshere Год назад +14

    I always forget just how bizarre and surreal Neil Breen's cinematography is until I see it again. Good lord.
    Aw fuck yeah, our man has made it! You know you got in on the ground floor when you see the first few Raid sponsorships for a creator. Get that bag, you legend!

  • @Justin_L_Smith_
    @Justin_L_Smith_ Год назад +4

    My best guess for the trailer teleportation is that is the same storage unit complex that he used for the interior shots, & he want to rescue her from somewhere different, so he just saw a trailer outside that he obviously doesn't have a key to. So they shot a different dark interior with another teleportation, so it matched the trailer.

  • @christopherbeyerlein2709
    @christopherbeyerlein2709 Год назад

    I think I’ve just found my new favorite YT channel!

  • @RandomTrinidadian
    @RandomTrinidadian Год назад +15

    I didn't think it was possible.... Niel Breen makes Steven Seagal look like a classically trained actor.
    It's a world gone mad.

    • @teijaflink2226
      @teijaflink2226 4 месяца назад

      Yeah I definitely much rather watch a Seagal movie, this looks worse than shit.

    • @jds355
      @jds355 11 дней назад

      ​@teijaflink2226 At least Seagal films have some decent camerawork and the occasional scene which works. There's nothing at all memorable about this shit. It's intolerable to watch and only feels like a waste of time. An insult to the viewer.

  • @Car1a
    @Car1a Год назад +14

    It's a magical day... when Space Ice uploads

  • @cierahowell8653
    @cierahowell8653 Год назад +1

    That short lab coat got me lol 😂 all the details are off but this one got me the most hahaha

  • @cynamonstudio
    @cynamonstudio 9 месяцев назад

    This movie is so cool, I needed to watch it again. Keep up good work.

  • @potatohead5986
    @potatohead5986 Год назад +16

    This madman has made even the Raid advertisement fun and enjoyable to watch.

  • @0lyge0
    @0lyge0 Год назад +33

    I hope Double Down (2005) will be covered at some point. The levels of grandiosity in Breens character in the first 10 minutes or so alone make Seagal seem humble.

  • @benisaten
    @benisaten Год назад +2

    Feels like when that weird guy at work is trying to explain their insane dream they had last night but doesn't make any sense and you can't tell if they're just making it up as they go.

  • @GIBBO4182
    @GIBBO4182 Год назад +42

    You know you’ve made it when you’re sponsored by Raid Shadow Legends! Congratulations 🎉

    • @attiasprouse682
      @attiasprouse682 Год назад

      That reminds me, JonTron hasn’t had a video in a while.

  • @josephmayfield945
    @josephmayfield945 Год назад +51

    Neil Breen is the cinema hero we all deserve.