Best And Worst Movie Ever Made - 10 Awesome Reasons
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- Опубликовано: 2 июн 2024
- Samurai Cop is the worst movie ever made and the best movie ever made. Everything about it is so terrible, that it is incredible. The movie Samurai Cop is so good at being so bad. These are the top 10 reasons why it is the best so bad its good movie of all time. Movie reviews funny
#samuraicop #sobaditsgood #badmovies
0:00 Introduction
0:38 Joe
3:41 Frank
4:58 Car Chase
8:18 Hospital Scene
10:31 Captain Rohmer
12:22 The Jokes
13:25 Fujiyama
14:16 The Women
15:21 Consistency
16:50 Honorable Mentions
18:05 Laziness 
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Your right! this is the worse piece of shit I've ever seen"🤣🤣 this makes Seagal movies look like Oscar Nominees"🤣
Please make a video on Samurai Cop 2.
The problem with this movie...
No JCVD.
No dance scene in Thailand.
= a meh movie.
You need JCVD with his headbutt lump on his head.
He's worked on that.
That's the kill spot. 🤣
Please do Samurai Cop 2 as well
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The only thing missing in this movie was Steven Seagal.
I'd rather watch this than a Seagal movie. These guys actually tried
@@Jayphil1 you got me there 😂
Hahahah
Now that you honorably Mentioned it Steven Seagal would've been in that movie too 😂
@@Jayphil1 Yup, a terrible movie made buy guys who tried but had no money or clue what they were doing is a million times better than a movie with a budget by a man who doesn't give a shit.
I got in trouble for watching this when I was younger because my mom walked in on the scene of them in the restaurant. No nudity, no innapropriate scenes but because of how badly it was made and acted. My mom literally thought I was watching a porno
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yooooo 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I watched this film in London at a bar that hosted an event called “crap film night.”
Watched it with about 150 people all cry laughing at how mental it all was.
Made it even better 😂
Lmfaooooo that’s awesome
That genuinely sounds like a fucking awesome night~!!!!!
@@wangson It really was 😁
Bring back crap night
Bruh!, wish I had a place like that to go to
His patriotic speech warning the bad guys was epic. This guy needs to be president. 👍🇺🇲
still better than Joe's promo
Fun Fact: The actor Joe (Matt Hannon) said in a interview that after they had filmed about half the scenes for Samurai Cop, the director said they were going to scrap the project. Matt then talked to his agent and he was advised to scrap the Fabio hair style so he cut his hair. Then the director then has a change of heart and now wants to finish filming the whole movie. That's the reasoning behind the use of the wig.
Omg. That makes the movie even better(if that's even possible)
He had great hair.
I think there are more scenes with him in the wig footage than his natural Fabio.
I think the captain was the only good actor in the movie
I heard that he lost his incredible acting talent, when got his haircut and immediately gained 300lb's. So they decided to use a mannequin doll and stopmotion for the remainder of the movie. Nobody noticed, even though it was watched by more than 30 people, when it was shown in the cinemas!
I lost it to the chief of police. "Don't leave anybody alive!" WTF????
I love the "Burn it all down into a blood-bath!" line. Right! I'll burn it to a blood-bath! Wait...what?
Haha
I'll see you in court.
I'LL SEE YOU IN HELL!
Are we the baddies?
That guy rules.
13:44 Gerald Okamura (Fuj Fujiyama) actually was a third generation Japanese American that worked for the City of Los Angeles Rent Control Office, where he worked as an investigator in cases involving abusive landlords. He was also famous in his office for his extravagant mullet, which is how he got cast in this film. The producer was apparently eating at a restaurant near Okamura's office in downtown LA, and spotted him walking down the street, and ran out and convinced him to star in his movie. And he didn't speak a word of Japanese.
Gerald Okamura is actually the bald martial arts guy in the black shirt first seen at 1:07. He was also the stunt coordinator. He's a pretty prolific stuntman and has been in a ton of much better movies than this.
Gerald Okamura is my Moms neighbor, in Carson California, I know his daughters and me and my old roommate would go to his Dragon Fest, where it would be people from all kinds of martial arts films. He is the bald guys, are you joking? He makes weapons and has been in a bunch of Film and Television.
The police chief actually seems like he could be a decent actor if he were in a better movie
lethal weapon ripped this movie off so bad
didnt lethal weapon come out first?
Due to the complexity of the movie, it was in production for 35 years
@@SpaceIce true story. lol
Damn 🤣🤦🏾♂️🤣🤣🤣
Danny Glover never watched this movie because he knew he could never compare him self to the incredible acting of this movie.
Most shameful oscar snub of all time
Most shameful lots of things
Won a Golden Golbe though
@@Mattastrophic1 best male haircut?
@Itachi Uchiha
Best motion picture
Best Performance in a Motion Picture: Drama and musical/comedy categories
Best screen play and best director
Lost out to the corrupt panel at the Oscars, though, as out for justice, it was released in the same year. Ironically, an INjustice
Joe's hair is SO awesome it even has its own stunt double.
I was watching this alone at home then my gf walks in at the nurse scene she thought I was watching 80s porn 🤣
😂
Samurai Cop is not a movie. It's a way of life.
true true trrue
"Now they cuff him, right? No, they just beat his ass and leave him there!!!!" You kill me
When you think about the guidance they got from their captain, it kinda makes sense that they would do that.
@@number3stunner118 true, true😂
"Get out of my office."
"I'll see you in hell."
"Get a job!"
How did my stepdad end up in this movie?
Jennifer’s wall art nearly killed me with laughter.
"I'm going to be honest with you, I think they got the wrong van, but whatever" Best movie review ever.
Just a casual van , in which every passenger is packing submachine guns and at least one pistol .
@@etherospike3936 hey man, they're gun enthusiasts, and were doing self defence you know.
Fun fact: the makers didn't have a permit to shoot the car chase scene, so they had to stick to the speed limit. Quite a lot of scenes were shot without a permit actually.
In one of the car chase shots you can see the freeway in the background and it's obvious they sped the video up since they all look like they're going 120+
@@SpaceIce You should do Terror in Beverly Hills (1989). It's also hilariously incompetent.
Will definitely check it out
@@SpaceIce I can guarantee that you'll have a blast with it. It stars Frank Stallone and bad movie icon Cameron Mitchell.
@@wimvanderstraeten6521 Gargoyles
This film deserves to be in the National Film Registry and so does your commentary to it.
I saw this movie on the shelves when I was a kid at our video rental shop. Boy am I happy I never took it😂 This review is everything
Its a great BAD movie, go check it out and Miami Connection
Watch Rifftrax live version. I think they play Measuring Man at the start.. Or was that Miami Connection?
@@gertpacu3926 - Miami Connection! WOW! I totally forgot about that fantastic stinker of a movie! Thank God for the internet, I doubt I would be able to find a copy nowadays. Heck, even back when it came out it would be difficult.
@@stephenthomas1492 yah it was.. I was not able to start watching all these awesome movies until the internet came around/
Joe "speaks fluent Japanese" but can't even say the crime boss's name.
It means Japanese sword
Of course he can! He even said it in one go: "Foodge-Foodgeeyama"
*BOOM*
By fluent, they meant one word: Kitano.
I saw websites that credits and mention the boss' name as Fuj Fujiyama though
Imagine failing so much as a movie that people still talk about the movie 40 years later to the point that it becomes a reference. It's not so much a failure then.
This one is a classic when it comes to trash movies lol.
But it's a excession.
@@KingCrab85I don't think so. Haunted House 2 made me want to end the world.
I think the scene where the fake cleaner sneaks a huge dude with a katana into the room inside of a tiny garbage container to decapitate the burn victim is my favorite movie scene of all times, because it makes so much more sense then any other movie scene ever made. It's the most ingenious plan ever to kill an already unconscious witness in a hospital room guarded by a cop who gets dressed for duty in the morning by his blind grandmother.
This whole movie is also proof that everyone at 1980's and 1990's movie sets was doing way too much cocaine.
You have to watch the interviews with the actors about the movie. The director was crazy, the shoot was crazy - so the actors made the best out of this experience by having fun and not taking anything serious anymore, as everybody knew the movie would be a disaster
The undercover cop line is hilarious and was improvised by the actor. It wasn't meant to be in the movie which is why he looks directly at the camera.
Yeah, he did it to get the director to do retakes, but he was so incompetent, he left the line in😆
It was kind of funny tbh
@@donaldhysa4836 the line was fine, but him looking into the camera was over the top, but I love it. However a good director probably would have done a retake lol
@@amitypredator9385 director was nuts. But man knew how to make bank. Can’t remember how, but he made a living making these terrible movies and selling them direct to video in places like Poland.
The writer/director is an Iranian immigrant who knew a little English and knew little of American culture and jokes. The actor playing Frank is so frustrated with the little dialogue to say, he’s mostly instructed to make faces and reaction, he then decided to add some more lines to say.
Even the kissing of the Chief’s head is an improv.
7:40 "They completely forgot about the briefcase full of Cocaine."
they didn't forget, the producers hurried it off screen and took care of it expeditiously 🥳
lol
Joe's car has a flat tire, and yet he manages to chase. Such a hero
The last shot of the burn patient at the s end of the fire shows his face and head untouched. At the glorified dental office his head is covered with bloody towels. I’m assuming the head injuries happened on the way to the dental office. But no IV, no oxygen, no heart monitor etc. I guess they knew they were going to chop off his head so why bother. Also the first time I’ve seen the hospital trash can switcher wearing a pretend lab coat.
"Now they handcuffed him, right? NO! They just BEAT his ass and LEAVE him there!"
And the man grunts in the following. LMAO 😂
The movie looks like a lot of fun to watch but my IQ is already dangerously low and can't afford to loose any more points.
8 months late, but you lost some for misspelling "lose".
When You say he has the craziest mood swings, there's a backstory to that scene.
According to the guy who plays the samurai cop, his partner, the black guy, kissed the actor on the head. It wasn't planned. So he yells at them to leave. The director just left the camera going. The laugh after they leave is the actual actors response. Just wild.
lol
Knowing this makes the scene even better.
He loves black gifts.
@@dix0n778 hahaha 😂
I am a pro screenwriter and I learn more from one of your "10 Reasons" videos than from 10 masterclasses combined. True story.
"It means 'Japanese sword'" is just burned into my memory at this point.
😂 this was comedy, but I lost it at “how are they even talking to her, they don’t have radios” and “why is there a burn victim right next to a dentist” unreal
AND that crazy lions head in her office WTF!🦁
Director was not able to get permission to shoot in hospital, so he bs his way to a dentist office instead.
Frank the very definition of the black sidekick.
He's and undercover cop!
No way he could be the star. His hair is no where near fabulous enough.
Fun fact: The Redhead Henchwoman/Large man smuggler was in many Star Trek TNG episodes. She was also in Generations and First Contact. She appeared in a total of 43 TNG episodes and 2 movies and survived through all of it.
That is not gates mcfadden
@@marks6663 No, that's Roberta Jean Oppenheimer also known as Cameron. She played Ensign Kellogg among other roles.
She was also a go-go dancer in the Steven Seagal movie Out for Justice
The part about the lion face in Jennifer's office had me laughing so hard I think I got a hernia. 🤣. My stomach is literally hurting from laughter
Yes! That was hilarious
These movies added so much value to the entertainment industry that still people are obsessed with them
Yep, they were made into cult classics just like all of the great Troma films
They didnt add value, theyre invaluable! 😁
I love it! Watch it at least once a month with some buddies.
I've been binging your content for the past few hours and I have stomach cramps from non stop laughing.....your voice is perfect for movie breakdowns and your narration is fu*king hilarious.....this is the best channel I've come across in a long time
Which still has me wondering why there aren't millions of views and hundreds of thousands of subscribers!
@@TrilobitesRTasty I can't understand it either.....the RUclips algorithm hasn't caught up with the channel yet
same here bro
Same here! Was about to leave a comment to that effect until I read this one lol. Awesome channel indeed.
Same
I think I've watched each and every single one of your videos at least ten times. Many days your channel is on auto-play. The jokes never gets old, even when you know the joke is coming. I've watched many of these movies growing up and I have to say.... it's not the same movie I remember. Many other channels review the same movies, but your review/jokes takes the cake. This channel has gotten me through some tough times recently.
"I'm going to be honest with you, I think they got the wrong van", always gets me.
Amen, brother. And he does even another video on the same movie and still makes it hilarious.
TBH the women in the movie may play awful characters, but are quite hot, unlike the planks of wood we see in movies today.
10:21 "did he just lose his dooty-belt too?" Lmfao 🤣😂🤣💀💀💀
That driver had his mustache burned clean off, pretty gruesome. Also that decapitation was technically done with a "wakizashi", it means really short Japanese sword.
Damn. You sure speak fluent Japanese.
@@grank8189 are you Fuj Fujiyama?
@@NIDELLANEUM🤣🤣🤣
7:16 What the heck is Christian Bale doing in this best worst movie 😆😆😆
😭😭😭💀💯
HAHAHAHAHA
He wants.......to fit.........in 😎
He forgot his batcopter
"The jokes, the only thing in this movie that isn't funny". I laughed my balls off at this.🤣
every buddy cop movie ripped off samurai cop
Even cops who are buddies outside of movies ripped off Samurai Cop
Serpico ripped off Samurai Cop too. So did the Last Samurai. And Inception
"He is pretty upset about the whole, "hospital decapitation" thing" 🤣😂
Your explanation of these movies is out of control funny! 🤣
Your narration makes your videos very rewatchable lol. I was sad when I finished every video you made so I'll just watch them all again while I wait for new ones. Thanks Space Ice.
I lost it when the guy tried taking cover behind those skinny pipes lmao!!
This movie is the best example of what you get when a porn movies producers and actors team decide to make an action movie.
Even in porn women are not so desperate for sex as in this movie
The lionhead had me laugh out loud. I needed this. Usually these videos are humorous background videos for work, but this one requires and deserves full attention.
My girlfriend took me to watch a stupid chick flick. I told her, I am picking the next movie. So chose this. Halfway through she was like "HOW CAN YOU MAKE ME WATCH THIS?" My oh my! Revenge is really sweeeeeeeet
You are a legend sir! Lol!
@@prixinc1 yea but now she is sleeping with his dad and mom
I hope you explained to her that you weren't making her watch it, you were giving her the gift of watching it...
Wait, she watched half the film before she made her comment? She's definitely a keeper.
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The dialogue and the fight scenes are exactly what rings of power tries to achieve as well.
Ouch
And I liked your character in Into The Badlands
Of course Samurai Cop had much better budget ;-)
Siskel and Ebert ain't got nothing on you Space Ice, your clear and concise review of this movie had me running to Blockbuster to before this flick sold out
Both the RiffTrax and RiffTrax Live versions are just terrific, as is this video. Great job as usual, Space Ice.
This film seriously looks like a spoof of cop buddy movies.
if I never have an interaction with a nurse like the one in this movie i will have to consider my life a complete waste of time.
Do you like what you see?
You, and about a zillion other men with nurse fantasies 😍🤫
I dont understand how this channel doesn't have 10 mil subs.....dude is funny as hell and his observations are point on.
These reviews are my daily dose of anxiety reducer...Thanks Space Ice
Watch the 30th anniversary, or some shit, interview with Matt Hannon. Man is still a god. Still rocking that glorious, glorious hair-do. Still buff. He gives a lot of being the scenes details. Like how they needed more footage, months after the close of shooting, and Matt had cut his hair, for some reason. So they found that ridiculous wig, and said fuck it, let’s do it.
11:10 I choose to believe that the actor broke character because how ridiculous the scene was, and everyone else was onboard on how nonsense the movie is so they deliberately left the blooper in.
Thanks for the gems! Hilariously inspirational for any young producers, directors and actors out there. Anything is possible!!
OMG THANK YOU SPACE ICE!!! This is the funniest You Tube video ever!!! 🤣🤣🤣
6:17 Wish you has extended that scene for a couple of more seconds, right after they run over the guy Frank says "Oh, man!" 😆
That's the kind of thing that made me do this as a list instead of a recap. It's so jam packed with ridiculousness, the video would be twice as long as the movie
@@SpaceIce Good job on this. 👍
Dude, this channel is amazing and I've been laughing with these reviews for days
same!!!
I watched a couple of your other videos. Oh my goodness, I am howling at them. I’ve been binge watching for a while now. Great work. And, by the way, the RUclips algorithm recommended your vid to me. So, hopefully soon you will start to see more traffic for your fantastic channel.
Ayo... Dude said, "I think they got the wrong van." 🤣🤣🤣
I lost it at them talking to the helicopter and Jennifer, I haven't laughed like that in a while. Great Job! SUBBED!
05:14 Mental Note: before a car chase, make sure you have all your wheels inflated at the precise pressure
When he grabbed bad guys neck and says freeze, I lost it. Sooo underrated.
This movie and review was as good as your Seagal classics which are top notch. A lot of people seem to know this movie. I never heard of it but I actually loved the jokes you highlighted, and I found Joe and Frank to be endearing characters. This was fun!
Dude, you're one of the best/funniest movie reviewers, and I'm thoroughly enjoying your reviews! I just can't believe you didn't mention the red paint balls they were shooting at the guy. They were flying everywhere! lol
i cant stop laughing at "god damn it Jennifer, what the fuck is wrong with you???" ahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahahahaahhahahaah
Same here lol, that one really cracked me up good XD
Oscar worthy that!
You too? My stomach hurts from that I laughed so hard.
“I want you to BURN his house into a bloodbath!”
That’d be worth watching! LOL
YES! I LOVE Samurai Cop! Spot on video. :)
Got my sub!
The police chief had me dead🤣😭
Same. Hands down the only entertaining person in the movie.
@@ghostnike901 for real! They should of had him more in there
One can only hope
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I’d like to believe that this was the seminal work that inspired Kung Fury.
Kung fury is fantastic!
You had me on the floor with this one and your detailed commentary is great!!!
Bro these videos be so funnny NGL you got it right now on YT
This channel is underrated. Keep up the good work!
That's bullshit. Every one of his viewers highly rates this channel.
I somehow managed almost the whole video by just chuckling, but Fuj Fujiyama at 18:06 was too much. "F**k it, his name is now Fuj Fujiyama". 😅
One of my new favorite channels 🔥 😂. Binged so many SCVD and Seagull movies from this 😅😂
I'm so glad I stumbled on to your channel. Thank you sir
I've watched this movie, beginning to end 3 times and it's so bad it's good. I tried watching the sequel but couldn't get into it. What makes it so good is the director Amir. He was deceased so couldn't do the sequel.
What makes it good is it was trying to be a real movie. The sequel was trying to be bad.
“They cut a big portion of it off” caught me off guard lmao
Great work man! I hope we get Chuck Norris movies soon, its gonna be epic!
The chief is the best part of this movie for me. He just goes progressively more insane.
His hair was different near the end of the movie because they had to do re-shoots after the movie wrapped, but "Joe" had cut his hair for another project. So, he had to wear a wig to finish the shots.
Imagine having to do reshoots of this shit . My hair would fall off too
@@docb4304 And if you really think about it, how bad were the FIRST shots if the re-shot ones that made it into the final cut were the best ones?
The last of the guys doing his death scene @ 17:49 is classic - the old fella must have actually knocked himself out as his head hit the ground LOL !!
Your make me laugh like no other!!! Becoming my favorite channel!
"Why is there a burn victim right next to a dentist?" Just too funny, Space Ice !!
This, together with The Room, should be treasured - Love to see more movies like this
Troll 2. Thank me later
My god! His narration is hilarious 😂
15:25 LMAO you can see the paintball skins flying everywhere
Great video, and thank you for the honesty about martial arts it's so rare and refreshing rather than the fake machismo and obvious lies and exaggerations of so many channels.
This is the Plan 9 of samurai movies.
Lmfao 🤣 🤣🤣🤣
Check out the hubcaps in the car chase scene: they're missing before the chase starts, but then they're on during the chase. This movie is pure gold!
Dude, you always make me laugh. Keep it up!
This is the movie I want played at my funeral. Everyone has to sit through the whole thing or they have to be buried alive with me 😂
You sir are one sick individual!!
…and I love it! Congratulations, Bastard!